Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/10/13 - Factual Statement

[realmenhatelife]

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Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

Let's see if this embedding works, because this first song is too damn good.

[realmenhatelife]

Nicey nice, what a stomper. Headed into a meeting so this got made early.

[Gutter]

Morning buddays.

[realmenhatelife]

I can also totes get behind a Jimi Hendrix playlist.

[Chigworthy]

Rollins had a funny bit about women walking by construction sites and shooting a cat caller off of the 20th story with a .357, thus shutting up the rest of the savages.

[CountryBob]

What up mollie fuckers? Happy Friday!

[Warren Peace]

Fez is my father-in-law

[realmenhatelife]

Thats a hell of an advertisement for Dollar Shave Club.

[realmenhatelife]

I know it's an old joke but Fez sounds exactly like my grandmother, who just decided she would not get out of bed one day and went through a bunch of live in rehabs. She's in assisted living now and much happier.

[realmenhatelife]

I could have such a good workout right now. I'm going to sit bored in front of my computer for another 5 hours and have to force myself to do it later. Injustice.

[Gutter]

I could have such a good workout right now. I'm going to sit bored in front of my computer for another 5 hours and have to force myself to do it later. Injustice.

shennanigans.

[Warren Peace]

I know it's an old joke but Fez sounds exactly like my grandmother, who just decided she would not get out of bed one day and went through a bunch of live in rehabs. She's in assisted living now and much happier.

Yep...he's a carbon copy of my father-in-law. Hated doctors - was in fact scared of doctors - than had a heart attack and was in the hospital for 100 days (being 5'4" 240 lbs. at the time didn't help). Now, he's scared of the world UNLESS his doctor reassures him that it's okay. It's a security blanket.

[realmenhatelife]

Yep...he's a carbon copy of my father-in-law. Hated doctors - was in fact scared of doctors - than had a heart attack and was in the hospital for 100 days (being 5'4" 240 lbs. at the time didn't help). Now, he's scared of the world UNLESS his doctor reassures him that it's okay. It's a security blanket.

For her it was falling, she was terrified of falling. Man it sucks getting old.

[Gutter]

fucking great.....the wet mop known as Earl. fuck.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm into some silly ass earl talk today. Maybe I'm just going positive today.

[realmenhatelife]

What's the vibe been lately?

A lot of classic rock.

Stop, you're kidding.

[LeedsJr]

"Blitter." :lol:

[Gutter]

Tiki is a piece of shit that can't figure out why people think he's a piece of shit.

[realmenhatelife]

Tiki is a piece of shit that can't figure out why people think he's a piece of shit.

You could say that of any Giant.

[hanso]

When Ron brought up Ronde Barber I thought he said round eye

[realmenhatelife]

I'm looking at this deadspin chart they were talking about. Still 60% white, I wouldn't have guessed.

[Gutter]

You could say that of any Giant.

ERRONEOUS!!!

[LeedsJr]

ERRONEOUS!!!

He must be a jealous iggles fan. Ignore him. :happy:

[sailor]

So, what would Ron want to happen to cbgb's? They should keep it open, without making enough money? Or, they draw a big crowd and are sell-outs?

[Gutter]

He must be a jealous iggles fan. Ignore him. :happy:

He's just bummed about the Cullen Jenkins signing.

[sailor]

Hey, they stole the name 5 points and probably a bit of the aura from an even earlier era, so where's the righteous indignation over that? Sorry delV. :(

[Chigworthy]

Some days this thread seems to be in a different language.

[sailor]

Is it a bit ironic, Ron living on the ues?

[realmenhatelife]

He must be a jealous iggles fan. Ignore him. :happy:

The iggles are all big pieces of shit too.

So, what would Ron want to happen to cbgb's? They should keep it open, without making enough money? Or, they draw a big crowd and are sell-outs?

You will also find plenty of punk bands that will talk about how much they hated CBGB. CBGB was what it was in the late 70s and early 80s but it hasn't been that for years. And there are plenty of other venues in New York and everywhere else that have as much history as CBGB that close with no ceremony. All things must end, some things should've ended sooner, and new things will always come up behind them. That's just the way music should be.

[Chigworthy]

Privileged white people love the safe elements of street culture.

[realmenhatelife]

And as a guy that still follows punk and grew up with it I'm sure if I went to that exhibit I'd be all annoyed and laugh at the corny stuff there, but really it's not The Mets place to document punk and ofcourse they're not going to do a good job of it. It's not for the punks or by the punks, so the punks shouldn't go there and be mad. This has always been an oral history and that's the only way you're going to get the authentic history of it.

[Chigworthy]

And as a guy that still follows punk and grew up with it I'm sure if I went to that exhibit I'd be all annoyed and laugh at the corny stuff there, but really it's not The Mets place to document punk and ofcourse they're not going to do a good job of it. It's not for the punks or by the punks, so the punks shouldn't go there and be mad. This has always been an oral history and that's the only way you're going to get the authentic history of it.

It seems like the strange world of fashion has been using punk themes and elements for many years.

[realmenhatelife]

It seems like the strange world of fashion has been using punk themes and elements for many years.

Yes, many many years. I have more of a problem seeing expensively distressed clothes that are totally taken style wise from punk selling at Lord & Taylor because it's antithetical to the basic tennants of that culture.

[realmenhatelife]

They probably found this womans name because she's been in the papers for other things before, and probably got recognized.

[Recyclerz]

And as a guy that still follows punk and grew up with it I'm sure if I went to that exhibit I'd be all annoyed and laugh at the corny stuff there, but really it's not The Mets place to document punk and ofcourse they're not going to do a good job of it. It's not for the punks or by the punks, so the punks shouldn't go there and be mad. This has always been an oral history and that's the only way you're going to get the authentic history of it.

Last year I wandered over to Sotheby's when a buddy told me they were having a viewing of punk artifacts that were going to be auctioned off. It was definitely cringey but in an enjoyable way. There was an interesting mix of people - those who looked like they were there at the beginning of the scene (and whose stuff was probably being sold) and the big money playas who wandered into the suite out of curiousity or by mistake. The two pieces I recall were a Sears bass guiter that Kurt Cobain owned as a kid and a photograph of a very young, chubby and nude Belinda Carlisle from The Germs era.

[Gutter]

The best part about that pic is the security guard who has a look on his face like, "I wish I could just murder these obnoxious ass white people". hahaha

[realmenhatelife]

I think if you insert yourself into the game by shoving your finger in an ejected players face in front of cameras then yeah, you've made yourself a public figure. If she was just sitting in the front row, or cheering the ejection, no one would have put her picture up on the internet and talked about how she was suspected of murder at one point.

[hanso]

The best part about that pic is the security guard who has a look on his face like, "I wish I could just murder these obnoxious ass white people". hahaha

Oh yeah, and her man behind her with the look that he is along for the ride.

[Gutter]

Oh yeah, and her man behind her with the look that he is along for the ride.

I can't help but feel like he's screaming something racist at Noah.....and also, that its something that doesn't even apply. I imagine the scenario is he screams at Noah with his wife, they sit back down and high five, and then a dude behind those two leans in and goes, "hey, you know he's not even hawiian right?" hahaha

[realmenhatelife]

Bill Donahue is divorced, isn't that infringing on his privacy to attach that fact to the story, Ron?

[hanso]

http://i1.cdnds.net/13/19/618x789/odd_jay-z_1939.jpg

Jay-Z doppelganger spotted in 1939

[realmenhatelife]

http://jezebel.com/why-do-fashion-people-needlessly-drop-the-s-from-word-499879048

Ironically there's an article about the 'pant' discussion from yesterday.

[Warren Peace]

Catholic Joe! :clap:

[realmenhatelife]

Man, I could go for a gyro.

[jimmyolsenblues]

god forgive me.
I cannot get enough of the story that Popcorn's last day was yesterday and never even said goodbye to Pepper. How do you intern and not even say goodbye.

[sailor]

Man, I could go for a gyro.

And not a fake, chicken "gyro"

[realmenhatelife]

And not a fake, chicken "gyro"

Actually I like those too, not as salty.

[sailor]

Actually I like those too, not as salty.

They're nice, but they're not gyros.

[realmenhatelife]

They're nice, but they're not gyros.

I wont argue with that.

[Lemieux66]

Tebow should have never been a QB at Florida? Complete nonsense. He had one of the best careers of any college QB ever. It's not Florida's job to make sure he's playing in a position where he can transition to the NFL easily.

[hanso]

Falcons play 49ers & Seahawks both running QB teams, Tebow could make a good practice squad QB to keep the team ready.

[sailor]

Falcons play 49ers & Seahawks both running QB teams, Tebow could make a good practice squad QB to keep the team ready.

Ron's analogy with a CF makes sense, except it's like a SP who wanted to pitch but the team wanted him to play LF. They don't have to do what the player wants but he's not a head case for wanting to pitch.

[sailor]

The oilers were 42-22 using the run-and-shoot. They didn't win a Super Bowl, but made the playoffs each of the four years they used it.

[sailor]

Yep, no one knows what language that is. Oh yeah, except hicks.

[sailor]

I don't think the city can stop you from having a neighborhood watch, which is what this is. I don't think them being Hasidim or "connected" matters at all.

[disneyspy]

HI nooooooo 7IAR

[realmenhatelife]

What do Hasids have against bike riders? That video was confusing.

[realmenhatelife]

HI nooooooo 7IAR

Good save, hows your farmers tan?

[underdog]

What do Hasids have against bike riders? That video was confusing.

I think they're just assholes and hate outsiders.

[disneyspy]

What do Hasids have against bike riders? That video was confusing.

i think its spelled heyseeds

[disneyspy]

Good save, hows your farmers tan?

got a rain day today otherwise i'm more burnt than tan

[realmenhatelife]

I think they're just assholes and hate outsiders.

You'd think they wouldn't try to stop them then.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah grilling ribs is a pain in the ass, you have to bake them and then just crust them up on the grill if you're not going to smoke them.


I grill a ton of asparagus when it's in season.

[underdog]

You'd think they wouldn't try to stop them then.

They're weird people.

I've never had to deal with them outside of NYC, but they're by far the most difficult customers I have to deal with in Brooklyn.

[disneyspy]

i have a little charcoal habachi and friggin love the smell of grilling

[sailor]

HI nooooooo 7IAR

I stopped posting be wise no one was here.

[LeedsJr]

I stopped posting be wise no one was here.

Be wise?? :huh:

[realmenhatelife]

They're weird people.

I've never had to deal with them outside of NYC, but they're by far the most difficult customers I have to deal with in Brooklyn.

Are there any Hasidic communities outside of NY? The novels that I've read that feature them are either set in New York or Yiddish Policemens Union which is alternate history.

But yeah, they arent portrayed as easy people. Although dude should have just ridden on the sidewalk, which is totally stupid but atleast the guy cant run you down there.

[disneyspy]

I stopped posting be wise no one was here.

undie and real men count as people mr uppity admin!!

[disneyspy]

Be wise?? :huh:

just use the hansolator 2000

[realmenhatelife]

I'm just not a big steak guy. I always enjoy it when I eat it, but I never buy it or order it. I probably buy 1 steak a year for home cooking.

[underdog]

Are there any Hasidic communities outside of NY? The novels that I've read that feature them are either set in New York or Yiddish Policemens Union which is alternate history.

I don't think so. There was a huge community in Antwerp, but I don't know where else in North America.

But yeah, they arent portrayed as easy people. Although dude should have just ridden on the sidewalk, which is totally stupid but atleast the guy cant run you down there.

Sounded like a kid to me. Probably didn't know what was going on.

[underdog]

I'm just not a big steak guy. I always enjoy it when I eat it, but I never buy it or order it. I probably buy 1 steak a year for home cooking.

I love steak, but usually only if it's cooked at home. Steakhouses always seem so overrated to me. I'd rather spend my money on some other sort of food when I'm out dining.

[hanso]

BBQ topic got the bubbas calling in

[realmenhatelife]

I don't think so. There was a huge community in Antwerp, but I don't know where else in North America.



Sounded like a kid to me. Probably didn't know what was going on.

Oh yeah, the diamond trade there.

[disneyspy]

I'm just not a big steak guy. I always enjoy it when I eat it, but I never buy it or order it. I probably buy 1 steak a year for home cooking.

we'll have our morels popping soon and i will sautee them with onions and green peppers everyday just to put on a steak off the grill,its like a week of heavan

[realmenhatelife]

we'll have our morels popping soon and i will sautee them with onions and green peppers everyday just to put on a steak off the grill,its like a week of heavan

Perv

[sailor]

Be wise?? :huh:

"Because"

Autocorrect typo. :(

[realmenhatelife]

Vinnegar and mustard based BBQ is very common.

[disneyspy]

BBQ topic got the bubbas calling in

being in south florida,do you talk more like a bubba or a jew yorker?

[jennysmurf]

BBQ topic got the bubbas calling in

Right? But this is the only time that they know what they're talking about.

[disneyspy]

i think the one thing that would be best off the grill would be lake superior whitefish,even better than maryland corn

[hanso]

being in south florida,do you talk more like a bubba or a jew yorker?

None of those, it is like an ext borough the sports radio station has all the jankee games

[realmenhatelife]

i think the one thing that would be best off the grill would be lake superior whitefish,even better than maryland corn

Is a lake superior whitefish the same thing as an allegheny whitefish?

[disneyspy]

Is a lake superior whitefish the same thing as an allegheny whitefish?

i dont think so,we have whitefish here lake michigan but they dont compare to a lake superior whitefish,so clean and cold and no fish taste to them at all

[realmenhatelife]

i dont think so,we have whitefish here lake michigan but they dont compare to a lake superior whitefish,so clean and cold and no fish taste to them at all

allegheny whitefish is a euphamism for a used condom

[disneyspy]

allegheny whitefish is a euphamism for a used condom

ha,then no i dont know what that taste like,ask smurf

[jennysmurf]

ha,then no i dont know what that taste like,ask smurf

Whatevs, I bet you like creamed corn.

[hanso]

Colbert did something on BBQ last night, he is from SC. He tryed NC BBQ then had to wash it down by drinking from bbq sauce bottle.

[realmenhatelife]

ha,then no i dont know what that taste like,ask smurf

Everyone knows she dont make you wear one.

[jennysmurf]

Everyone knows she dont make you wear one.

Everyone knows now, Mr. Bigmouth.

[realmenhatelife]

They keep trying to get a regional BBQ competition show going on Destination America. It's interesting because they'll highlight regional styles but they just cant settle on a format.

[disneyspy]

Everyone knows she dont make you wear one.

been out of the loop

alright buddays,have a good weekend

C'YA!!

[realmenhatelife]

Everyone knows now, Mr. Bigmouth.

Just as long as you're calling me Mr Big Something.

[jennysmurf]

Just as long as you're calling me Mr Big Something.

Well, if you'd send me those pictures I asked for.....