Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/17/13 - Take it Higher

[realmenhatelife]

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bombaclock

[sailor]

Bumbaclot and dummkopf were the two big insults in my neighborhood growing up.

[realmenhatelife]

My friends and I got in the habit of saying "You know what..." to eachother, like how you would say "you know what, fuck you" or "you know what, you're an asshole." You'd just respond to someone with "You know what."

[LeedsJr]

Buddays.

I shudder at the prospect of Jerry Barca not only coming on the show, but bringing food in to boot. :surrender:

If there is a benevolent god, The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever won't appear for at least the first hour.

[realmenhatelife]

River Deep Mountain High was a former listening thread song, and actually a playlist song too.

[Gutter]

Mornin' buds. I'm hungover. it's making things at work difficult. I kind of want to break something. GUTTER SMASH!

[jimmyolsenblues]

Kai and Fez tie in.... Brilliant.

[Melk]

Is Fez talking today?

[realmenhatelife]

Chris Rock?

[LeedsJr]

Is Fez talking today?

Kai and Fez tie in.... Brilliant.


Well, if this didn't drawl him into the conversation, I guess it's another live read and scripted moments day.

[Gutter]

That's Fez doing a killer Chris Rock impression. Thats what I think.

[CountryBob]

Mornin' buds. I'm hungover. it's making things at work difficult. I kind of want to break something. GUTTER SMASH!

Smash walnuts 😃

[Gutter]

Smash walnuts ��

walnuts are gross.....pistachios are where its at.

did ron say "snazer" instead of "tazer"? funny.

[Gutter]

CURSING HICKS IS BACK!!!!!! He's made NO ONE laugh since the beginning of May Ron.

[hanso]

Hi all.. get your Preak on

[realmenhatelife]

I played some Braindex, I'm not into any game you need the sound for.

[realmenhatelife]

Maybe Barca can bring some coffee in with lunch, sounds like it would be greatly appreciated.

[LeedsJr]

Maybe Barca can bring some coffee in with lunch, sounds like it would be greatly appreciated.

What exactly is Ron doing, reading the Things To Do This Weekend section of the paper? :huh:

[LeedsJr]

It is really freaking me out that Ron has to sit there and talk to himself when Hicks gets called out of the studio.

Is Fez really just sitting there staring at him while he does that? :blink:

[realmenhatelife]

The guy is asking Ron how to write a book?

[Gutter]

The guy is asking Ron how to write a book?

He did say he suffered a traumatic brain injury.....but this story sounds like it writes itself. fuck.

[Gutter]

this dudes story sounds like Sleepers, but instead of Hell's Kitchen, it happened in the Army.

[CountryBob]

At the hospital with an injured employee - not a Friday I was planning.

[CountryBob]

I am thread cancer - didn't mean to kill the thread

[sailor]

I am thread cancer - didn't mean to kill the thread

Hope your employee has better luck!

[realmenhatelife]

I am thread cancer - didn't mean to kill the thread

I was zoning out, I'll be back after I get some lunch.

[Dell]

nooners buddays...:bye:


sailor delay...sailor delay...

was that really chris rock?...no payoff, so I assume yes

[Gutter]

yea that was him. CBob, I think we're all just a little slow today. don't beat yourself up like you did that employee who had an "accident". I know what you're up to.

[Gutter]

If anyone is going to kill a thread it's going to be me....right now...after everyone reads the following:

Dr. Steve is wrong....I have definitely peed with a boner. just go ahead and mod quote that shit.

[fezident]

I am a couple o days behind.
What's the latest on Fezziwig? Is he participating at all??

Inquiring minds wanna know.



Like ME!

[deliciousV]

If anyone is going to kill a thread it's going to be me....right now...after everyone reads the following:

Dr. Steve is wrong....I have definitely peed with a boner. just go ahead and mod quote that shit.

I have too, but on the wall behind the terlet. I think we can all do it, it's just really difficult, and totally out of control.

[realmenhatelife]

I am a couple o days behind.
What's the latest on Fezziwig? Is he participating at all??

Inquiring minds wanna know.



Like ME!

Fez has done two or three Fezitorials. No interactions or live reads, just prepared stuff.

[Recyclerz]

I am a couple o days behind.
What's the latest on Fezziwig? Is he participating at all??

Inquiring minds wanna know.



Like ME!

Is it wrong of me to hope that Fez has an inappropriate meltdown like with Marilu Henner & Joey Pants?

[realmenhatelife]

Shouldn't they be playing Crazy by Patsy Cline?


Interview is done, ya'll.

[deliciousV]

Fez has done two or three Fezitorials. No interactions or live reads, just prepared stuff.

I'd be more inclined to call them catty moments, they have been missing several key elements of a Fezitorial, no mention of Bobo, Mother, and no "thaaaank-you"

[realmenhatelife]

The Iceman is playing near me, Michael Shannon as Richard Kukliski. I might have to go to that.

[realmenhatelife]

I'd be more inclined to call them catty moments, they have been missing several key elements of a Fezitorial, no mention of Bobo, Mother, and no "thaaaank-you"

Good Point.

[Gutter]

the Up With People super bowl show vids are ridiculous. did they sing that "Making Out" song that O&A have been playing the past few weeks?

[Chigworthy]

I have never heard that song.

[Gutter]

I have too, but on the wall behind the terlet. I think we can all do it, it's just really difficult, and totally out of control.

boner piss has a mind of its own.

[Gutter]

I have never heard that song.

keep it that way.

[Chigworthy]

keep it that way.

or what?

[sailor]

Venezuela is apparently falling the fuck apart.

[hanso]

I have too, but on the wall behind the terlet. I think we can all do it, it's just really difficult, and totally out of control.

Same here, sitting but the seat gets in way

Well, well, well that Badfinger - can't live song makes me think how they killed them selfs.Blast you nelson!

[realmenhatelife]

Nina Simone is good but no one ever throws love at my girl Odetta.

[Gutter]

or what?

or it gets stuck in your head really quick and its a cheesy ass song.

[Dell]

boner piss has a mind of its own.

I didn't know it was possible...one reason I don't want to experiment with ed meds

[deliciousV]

I didn't know it was possible...one reason I don't want to experiment with ed meds

it's best if you live someplace where you can step outside and let it fly in a golden arch, inside you can never bend forward enough or push it down enough to hit the bowl, and if you're not careful you could piss in your own face.

[hanso]

Sports spy report

NY Jets RB Mike Goodson arrested on weapons and drug charges

Is this the sports guy?

[Gutter]

I didn't know it was possible...one reason I don't want to experiment with ed meds

ever have to take a leak with morning wood? You're better off just hoping in the bath tub before letting that go.

[jennysmurf]

I've been backreading, and all I can offer is :blink:

[jennysmurf]

And I totally pictured all of that BTW. Thanks for that.:help:

[LeedsJr]

Sports spy report

NY Jets RB Mike Goodson arrested on weapons and drug charges

Is this the sports guy?


If by that question you mean, "Is this the guy Ron talks sports with even though neither one of them know a thing about sports and it makes the show agonizingly dull?", then, yeah, this is the guy.

[deliciousV]

And I totally pictured all of that BTW. Thanks for that.:help:

like you needed us to cause you to imagine erect man junk. We just added the golden arches, the McPissing if you will.

[LeedsJr]

I've been backreading, and all I can offer is :blink:

Hi, Jenny! :bye:

What have you been up to?

I'm just getting back from Jim Brady's, thanks for asking, and hearing The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever polluting the Ron and Fez Show with his inane twaddle.

So, I'll just be tidying up my desk for the weekend, then heading on over to The Full Schilling to have a beer or six before starting my weekend! :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Do you think when people get cornered by Jerry Barca at a party and he tells them he's working on a book about Notre Dame football they audibly groan?

[LeedsJr]

Do you think when people get cornered by Jerry Barca at a party and he tells them he's working on a book about Notre Dame football they audibly groan?


If we get lucky, one of them will be unstable and armed! :tongue:

[sailor]

That Miami game is the only time I've rooted for nd in my life. Fucking lose-lose right there.

[LeedsJr]

Just curious, has Fez spoken at all today?

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays just hopping in to say hi ang hang out for the next 15 mins.

[Gutter]

Hi, Jenny! :bye:

What have you been up to?

I'm just getting back from Jim Brady's, thanks for asking, and hearing The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever polluting the Ron and Fez Show with his inane twaddle.

So, I'll just be tidying up my desk for the weekend, then heading on over to The Full Schilling to have a beer or six before starting my weekend! :drunk:

The irish bar over by Wall St. in NYC? I love that bar. best guinness and murphys on tap i've had anywhere.

[Misteriosa]

storm IS from africa. kenya to be exact. [/nerd]

[LeedsJr]

The irish bar over by Wall St. in NYC? I love that bar. best guinness and murphys on tap i've had anywhere.


Not sure which one you are referring to, but the answer is yes. They were both part of the Leeds, Misti, and Jenny Pub Tour '13.

Anytime you want to stop in for a liquid lunch, let me know.

[LeedsJr]

hey buddays just hopping in to say hi ang hang out for the next 15 mins.

Hi, Misti! :bye:

What are you up to?

I asked Jenny, but she's too snooty to answer me. :tongue:

[Misteriosa]

Hi, Misti! :bye:

What are you up to?

I asked Jenny, but she's too snooty to answer me. :tongue:

just trying to scarf down lunch before i have to head to the front desk. ive been so busy today, its stupid.

[Misteriosa]

Not sure which one you are referring to, but the answer is yes. They were both part of the Leeds, Misti, and Jenny Pub Tour '13.

Anytime you want to stop in for a liquid lunch, let me know.

take him up on it, gutter. it was fun. i wouldnt mind going again.

[LeedsJr]

just trying to scarf down lunch before i have to head to the front desk. ive been so busy today, its stupid.

Sorry. :down:

Doesn't your management know it's Friday? :drunk:

What's wrong with those people? :huh:

[Recyclerz]

Hey Ron

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic."

Arthur C. Clarke

[LeedsJr]

take him up on it, gutter. it was fun. i wouldnt mind going again.

Sounds like a get together is a-brewin'! :drunk:

[Gutter]

Sounds like a get together is a-brewin'! :drunk:

we could make that happen...I can't do liquid lunch though....i'm on 33rd and only have an hour for lunch...or maybe a half hour...I'm not sure, but either way, its not enough time. after work however is a different story. I'm usually out by 430.

[LeedsJr]

we could make that happen...I can't do liquid lunch though....i'm on 33rd and only have an hour for lunch...or maybe a half hour...I'm not sure, but either way, its not enough time. after work however is a different story. I'm usually out by 430.


Hmmm...

After work.

On 33rd.

I take a train home from Penn Station...

:drunk:

[Warren Peace]

Will today be the day that Ron finally experiences Death by Hoagie?

[Gutter]

Hmmm...

After work.

On 33rd.

I take a train home from Penn Station...

:drunk:

same here. can't be tonight though...i've got big plans for tonight and very little money.

[LeedsJr]

same here. can't be tonight though...i've got big plans for tonight and very little money.


I hear ya. I've got a wife and kids. :tongue:

I'm definitely in if we plan this out, though.

Have you been here:

http://www.tempestbarnyc.com/

It's my goto pub when the trains aren't running.

And we definitely have to include Misti, just to keep it No-homo. :laugh:

[Gutter]

I hear ya. I've got a wife and kids. :tongue:

I'm definitely in if we plan this out, though.

Have you been here:

http://www.tempestbarnyc.com/

It's my goto pub when the trains aren't running.

And we definitely have to include Misti, just to keep it No-homo. :laugh:

haven't been there....and yea, misti needs to be included. and anyone else who wants in for that matter. any takers?

[deliciousV]

I hear ya. I've got a wife and kids. :tongue:

I'm definitely in if we plan this out, though.

Have you been here:

http://www.tempestbarnyc.com/

It's my goto pub when the trains aren't running.

And we definitely have to include Misti, just to keep it No-homo. :laugh:

Me and Dell met a couple of weeks ago, we met among the Russian strippers of thee Doll House in North Myrtle Beach, so that covered the no homo element of the meeting.

[sailor]

I hear ya. I've got a wife and kids. :tongue:

I'm definitely in if we plan this out, though.

Have you been here:

http://www.tempestbarnyc.com/

It's my goto pub when the trains aren't running.

And we definitely have to include Misti, just to keep it No-homo. :laugh:

Ha, used to go there like 10-15 years ago when it was the garden tavern. Great dive bar that would fill up with barely legal FIT girls at night.

[LeedsJr]

Ha, used to go there like 10-15 years ago when it was the garden tavern. Great dive bar that would fill up with barely legal FIT girls at night.

Hey, wait a minute...

My SISTER graduated from FIT! :furious:

Hold on, she just turned 40. Never mind. :happy:

[thebarge]

So what happened to Fez? Why is Pepper doing the reads now? I thought Fez was doing the reads earlier in the show. Fez can't even do that anymore?

[sailor]

Hey, wait a minute...

My SISTER graduated from FIT! :furious:

Hold on, she just turned 40. Never mind. :happy:

Yeah, if she was 25 at the time she was WAAAAY too old for their crowd.

[LeedsJr]

So what happened to Fez? Why is Pepper doing the reads now? I thought Fez was doing the reads earlier in the show. Fez can't even do that anymore?

Couldn't tell ya.

I turned the show off a long time ago.

Been trying to do just enough so people realize I was here this afternoon, then... :drunk:

[Chigworthy]

They're doing fantasy sports drafts now?!

[LeedsJr]

They're doing fantasy sports drafts now?!

Who is? What sport?