Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/24/13 - One Eye Open

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

I will be with you in spirit, but not the thread. Have a good weekend, ya'll.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:


my one good eye open...

[LeedsJr]

Good mornin'.

The office closes at 1:00 today. I just need the buddays to bring 2 hours of funny, then I can go home and start drinkin'! :drunk:

[sailor]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
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Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

I will be with you in spirit, but not the thread. Have a good weekend, ya'll.

Nice callback to the Jenny having one eye convo.

[LeedsJr]

Damn. Matty Ice. He REALLY needs to go away for good now.

[deliciousV]

we're having our "sports bike week" right now, it's the same thing. In traffic yesterday all I could see was large asses on the back of bikes trying to swallow small shorts. A few nice ones, but mostly unpleasant.

[Chigworthy]

flash forward:

Boy Scouts n' gays...strong, confident Fez Whatley...strange indefensible point-making Fez Whatley...angry callers and that "other F word"...Ron and Pepper show.

[hanso]

2nd time Fez speaks in first 1/2 hour.

and a 3rd

[Dell]

I'm way behind on my ibang reading...and speaking of behinds

that Samba Dancing Girl video would turn a gay man straight...holly co-rumba

[sailor]

How is it less impressive? Is the mountain now smaller? Are there stairs?!

[LeedsJr]

How is it less impressive? Is the mountain now smaller? Are there stairs?!


Less impressive to a guy who I'm sure can't climb an escalator without turning blue. :dry:

[Chigworthy]

Greta Gerwig is popular now? Dammit, I knew about her before all y'all motherfuckers. I win.

[Recyclerz]

Ron's getting his theology a little muddled.

Is it too much to ask that our favorite comedic radio personalities also be fluent in the theology of salvation by faith vs. salvation by works from 600 years ago?

[Gutter]

morning buds......there's a rumor I might be out of here by 3pm, but I'm gonna keep pretending im just here until 430 like usual. and I know its not the right thread, but god damn, the girl on O&A today was hilarious. she fucking killed.

[Chigworthy]

morning buds......there's a rumor I might be out of here by 3pm, but I'm gonna keep pretending im just here until 430 like usual. and I know its not the right thread, but god damn, the girl on O&A today was hilarious. she fucking killed.

who was it?

[Gutter]

who was it?

Annie Lederman....really funny.

[sailor]

morning buds......there's a rumor I might be out of here by 3pm, but I'm gonna keep pretending im just here until 430 like usual. and I know its not the right thread, but god damn, the girl on O&A today was hilarious. she fucking killed.

What girl?

N/m.

[jennysmurf]

moaning buddays...:bye:


my one good eye open...

Is that a euphemism for something?

[deliciousV]

Ron's getting his theology a little muddled.

Is it too much to ask that our favorite comedic radio personalities also be fluent in the theology of salvation by faith vs. salvation by works from 600 years ago?

90% of people who attend churches that teach faith based salvation still believe it's about what they do, as opposed to what was done.

[jennysmurf]

Greta Gerwig is popular now? Dammit, I knew about her before all y'all motherfuckers. I win.

You and RMHL need to have a hipster-off.

[Chigworthy]

You and RMHL need to have a hipster-off.

hipsters are the douche. I'm am proto-hipster

[jennysmurf]

morning buds......there's a rumor I might be out of here by 3pm, but I'm gonna keep pretending im just here until 430 like usual. and I know its not the right thread, but god damn, the girl on O&A today was hilarious. she fucking killed.

So, after 3:00, we can belittle you and you won't be here to fight back?

[Gutter]

You and RMHL need to have a hipster-off.

it would be epic. like Neo fighting Mr. Smith, only they're drunk on Pabst...and no one is wearing a suit.

[jennysmurf]

Nice callback to the Jenny having one eye convo.

:laugh: Just saw this. I hate you so much.

[Gutter]

So, after 3:00, we can belittle you and you won't be here to fight back?

I've run out of fight as it is jenny :flush:

[jennysmurf]

it would be epic. like Neo fighting Mr. Smith, only they're drunk on Pabst.

And trying to fight in skinny jeans and in such a way that they're scarves don't fall off.

[jennysmurf]

I've run out of fight as it is jenny :flush:

Well you're no fun.

[Gutter]

And trying to fight in skinny jeans and in such a way that they're scarves don't fall off.

they could make peace and combine forces into one super hipster entity....oh, wait...nope....they would just turn into a dirty ol bum.

[sailor]

:laugh: Just saw this. I hate you so much.

Is that a euphemism for something?

[Gutter]

Well you're no fun.

ahhhh, im just kiddin. take your shots.

[LeedsJr]

ahhhh, im just kiddin. take your shots.

Is that a euphemism for something? (I'm starting to like this game.)

[Dell]

90% of people who attend churches that teach faith based salvation still believe it's about what they do, as opposed to what was done.

If preachers didn't make the congregation feel they need "works," the churches would probably dry up and blow away...imo

[jennysmurf]

Is that a euphemism for something?

Maybe.....

[Dell]

And trying to fight in skinny jeans and in such a way that they're scarves don't fall off.

first one to break the others horned-rimmed glasses wins...nerd fight club rules do apply

[sailor]

first one to break the others horned-rimmed glasses wins...nerd fight club rules do apply

Nerd fight club rule number 1: I wasn't talking about nerd fight club YEARS before anyone else wasn't talking about it.

[hanso]

only you can attend the house of smokey the bear

[Dell]

awesome bumper music today...:fingersnapping:

[Dell]

Nerd fight club rule number 1: I wasn't talking about nerd fight club YEARS before anyone else wasn't talking about it.

:laugh:

[Dell]

BTW...I hope Rob Cross plans to kick Fez in the ass once a week

Fez has been RADIO GOLD...:smile:

[LeedsJr]

BTW...I hope Rob Cross plans to kick Fez in the ass once a week

Fez has been RADIO GOLD...:smile:


And so Ron begins anew his determined effort to shut him down... :wacko:

[LeedsJr]

"Acrost". :happy:

[jennysmurf]

Is that a euphemism for something? (I'm starting to like this game.)

Oh you, just stop it.:tongue:

[Dell]

"Acrost". :happy:

HA...after years of listening to this show, we might be able to live in Philly without a translator

[Gutter]

HA...after years of listening to this show, we might be able to live in Philly without a translator

I'd need someone to drawl me a map so I could to the bridge acrost new Jersey to get there, but yea.

[LeedsJr]

I'd need someone to drawl me a map so I could to the bridge acrost new Jersey to get there, but yea.

You better hope that bridge doesn't collapse, you could drownded!

[Gutter]

You better hope that bridge doesn't collapse, you could drownded!

drownding in the wooter would be an awful way to go. Hopefully a duck boat would come by and save me. After I dried off we could go git some hooogies.

[LeedsJr]

Awright, buddays. Tapping out early to avoid preachy Ron segueing into The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever.

Enjoy the long weekend! :drunk:

[Gutter]

Rons a lunatic.....March Madness is the greatest tournament in all of sports.

[jennysmurf]

Awright, buddays. Tapping out early to avoid preachy Ron segueing into The Most Boring Sports Guy Ever.

Enjoy the long weekend! :drunk:

I'll miss you, and will count the moments until your return.

[Dell]

Rons a lunatic.....March Madness is the greatest tournament in all of sports.

in my book...March Madness is only second to NFL Playoffs/Superbowl

[Dell]

I'll miss you, and will count the moments until your return.

right...betcha didn't get to the third moment before stopping

[jennysmurf]

right...betcha didn't get to the third moment before stopping

I get distracted easily.

[sailor]

Haven't they kicked out kids about to become eagle scouts for just this?

[Dell]

my daughters convinced me to eat healthier (notice I didn't say/type "health")...so I sent Courtney to get me that great Southwest Soup from Chick Fil A

IT WAS A WINTER ONLY SOUP...that soup was delicious

I sit here eating chicken noodle soup...and, I don't even have a cold

[Dell]

Haven't they kicked out kids about to become eagle scouts for just this?

I was kicked out of cub scouts for eating brownies...:rimshot:

[jennysmurf]

my daughters convinced me to eat healthier (notice I didn't say/type "health")...so I sent Courtney to get me that great Southwest Soup from Chick Fil A

IT WAS A WINTER ONLY SOUP...that soup was delicious

I sit here eating chicken noodle soup...and, I don't even have a cold

Get.

[sailor]

I wasn't a scout, but most of my classmates were. Ron's off on this one.

[Dell]

Get.

?...did my use of "get" require the "git" spelling?

[sailor]

?...did my use of "get" require the "git" spelling?

It's a code for THOSE people.

[Dell]

It's a code for THOSE people.

you darn kids and your shorthand...

[jennysmurf]

It's a code for THOSE people.

you darn kids and your shorthand...

Dell makes me feel so young.

[Gutter]

someone should tell Ron that anytime there is every anything boy scouts that is over a weekend, all the dads go with thier kid on the trip.

[Dell]

someone should tell Ron that anytime there is every anything boy scouts that is over a weekend, all the dads go with thier kid on the trip.

I know my friends all do those weekends with their sons...but you made me wonder, does a scout without a father have to get an adult to go with them?

[Lemieux66]

So one day of "new Fez" and we're back to this?

[deliciousV]

Rons a lunatic.....March Madness is the greatest tournament in all of sports.

And just about as, ummm, dark as the NBA.

[Dell]

Dell makes me feel so young.

oh, you are a young cutie...I've verified that!

[jennysmurf]

oh, you are a young cutie...I've verified that!

Oh stop it, you. I am neither, but it's nice of you to pretend for me.

[Gutter]

So one day of "new Fez" and we're back to this?

Ron can't let him steal any of his thunder.

[Gutter]

I know my friends all do those weekends with their sons...but you made me wonder, does a scout without a father have to get an adult to go with them?

yea. i think there was a kid whose mom would fill in for his dad. or an uncle or something...."yeaaaa suuuuurrrreeee....I'll go campins wif ya eeeehhhh heh heh".

[Gutter]

Why do people think that gay dudes enjoy fucking kids?

[disneyspy]

Dell makes me feel so young.

ditto

[disneyspy]

i dont know where to put this (shaddup) so here you go


http://i.likes-media.com/uimg/7139b770fdef1227c5d39286448c3cd9.600x

[jennysmurf]

Disneyspy made everyone leave.

[disneyspy]

What The Hell Are You Still Doing Here!!!

[jennysmurf]

What The Hell Are You Still Doing Here!!!

Nothin....

[disneyspy]

i thought the last TWILIGHT movie was a great war movie,that fight between the werewolves and the vampires was incredible!

[jennysmurf]

i thought the last TWILIGHT movie was a great war movie,that fight between the werewolves and the vampires was incredible!

I knew you liked Twilight. Get.

[disneyspy]

I knew you liked Twilight. Get.

i can tell you have a hick accent,it's Got to those of us with proper pronunciation

[jennysmurf]

i can tell you have a hick accent,it's Got to those of us with proper pronunciation

You mean you say it with a lisp?

[disneyspy]

You mean you say it with a lisp?

i'm not that guy that always comes here to whine about shit,i forget his name,i'm sure sailor knows who i'm talking about

[jennysmurf]

i'm not that guy that always comes here to whine about shit,i forget his name,i'm sure sailor knows who i'm talking about

I think he secretly likes you. He mentions your balls frequently.

[hanso]

Like that 2 way street song one of my favs. Boz skaggs album also has Pearl of the Quarter a fav. as well

[disneyspy]

Like that 2 way street song one of my favs. Boz skaggs album also has Pearl of the Quarter a fav. as well

hahahaha nice avie hans oooooooooooo

[hanso]

hahahaha nice avie hans oooooooooooo

TY

I know what the word play is, took me the 2nd time when JS just used it.

[disneyspy]

TY

I know what the word play is, took me the 2nd time when JS just used it.

do you use get git or got? careful on which you pick

[sailor]

i'm not that guy that always comes here to whine about shit,i forget his name,i'm sure sailor knows who i'm talking about

I'm not playing the blame game!

[jennysmurf]

I'm not playing the blame game!

Just today? Cause you always blame me for stuff.

[disneyspy]

I'm not playing the blame game!

if i had that lisp i'd pretend like i was sean connery and just shay octopushshay all the time

hey why the hell didnt octomom ever get that name?

[hanso]

do you use get git or got? careful on which you pick

I could have used get as in get what get is. Have you not been listening to o&a?

[disneyspy]

i hope ron asks boz skaggs what it was like to get run over by bo jackson

[disneyspy]

I could have used get as in get what get is. Have you not been listening to o&a?

i have alot of shows on my mp3 but havent gotten to them yet,usually weekends at work is O&A time for me

[sailor]

if i had that lisp i'd pretend like i was sean connery and just shay octopushshay all the time

hey why the hell didnt octomom ever get that name?

It's the working title of her porno.

[disneyspy]

It's the working title of her porno.

i hate the internet if this is true

[sailor]

i hate the internet if this is true

It's not.

[hanso]

i have alot of shows on my mp3 but havent gotten to them yet,usually weekends at work is O&A time for me

The trick is not to use the word get. I did it the first time just blurting out stuff. But if you put thought into it... not so easy.



Boz or jay jay tuff choice here

[jennysmurf]

I'm gonna tap out for the interview. Have a super dee duper long weekend buddays!!:bye:

[Dell]

ditto

HA...glad I back read to get this chuckle

[Gutter]

jenny...looks like i'm outta here at 3, so feel free to verbally abuse me without response.

[disneyspy]

jenny...looks like i'm outta here at 3, so feel free to verbally abuse me without response.

she's gone,we have a few minutes to talk about her...

[Gutter]

she's gone,we have a few minutes to talk about her...

well then....in THAT case....

nah....I can't. Jenny is cool beans.

[disneyspy]

alright buds,have a good weekend

[disneyspy]

well then....in THAT case....

nah....I can't. Jenny is cool beans.

the magical fruit

[Gutter]

the magical fruit

too easy.

[underdog]

I, for one, am shocked that new Fez made the bridge collapse about himself.

And I'm extra shocked that he went right back to near silent Fez. I really thought it was going to stick this time.

[jennysmurf]

I, for one, am shocked that new Fez made the bridge collapse about himself.

And I'm extra shocked that he went right back to near silent Fez. I really thought it was going to stick this time.

Silly rabbit.

[Melk]

I, for one, am shocked that new Fez made the bridge collapse about himself.

And I'm extra shocked that he went right back to near silent Fez. I really thought it was going to stick this time.
To be honest, I don't have a problem with Fez making it about himself. I wish he was just contributing. I don't have a problem with Fez talking about his psychological problems and LGBT issues. Ron mostly talks about music, movies, and how it is weird for people to want the respect of their peers.

[hanso]

Thought 'Fez speaks' was gonna be some new bit. A sounder goes off, then they throw it to Fez.

[jimmyolsenblues]

I have to be honest, I have laughed several times today. The show needed 3 days off.
Ronnie is a great mood and wants to be funny.
Really great.
I even got a phone call as the guy who said fez didn't want any sex in the movie.
So I am happy, we should get every monday off.

[sailor]

I don't have the heart to tell him...

[jennysmurf]

I don't have the heart to tell him...

It just proves he's earned his modquotes.:wink: