Ron and Fez Listening Thread 5/28/13 - Strangeness

[realmenhatelife]

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I saw a bunch of strange things yesterday. I saw an Arab guy driving golf balls into a field at the park and his wife standing out in the field shagging them for him.

I saw a woman, who I think was wearing red cowboy boots with shorts, nearly run out onto the highway chasing her puppy who was also running out onto the highway, and the ensuing near car crashes.

I also saw a deer bound across the street in the middle of town, which is not the place you usually see them, and bounce off of someones chain link fence.

And this morning I saw a buzzard sitting on some road kill.

So something strange is in the air.

[Misteriosa]

hey there buddays :o

limited listening time for me again. i've been told that an extra 12-2p shift is being added to my front desk time, on top of my regular duties. :wallbash:

just finished watching this:

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it's not great quality, but seeing kelly go thru it right on stage really makes the room dusty :o

[Gutter]

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.

morning buddays.

[realmenhatelife]

Kelly has nice legs.

[realmenhatelife]

Artist of the day is Pantera, what happened to Pepper's metal ban?

One of these tracks should just be Phil talking.

[Misteriosa]

a metal opening?! no way! http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/111.gif

[Gutter]

fucking hostiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiile!! !!!!!!

[realmenhatelife]

a metal opening?! no way! http://l.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/111.gif

Way.

[realmenhatelife]

Uh oh, sounds like Ron had to run to the mic with how he's huffing and puffing. Guy needs to get on the treadmill once and a while.

[sailor]

Artist of the day is Pantera, what happened to Pepper's metal ban?

One of these tracks should just be Phil talking.

They're cowboys. Loophole.

[Misteriosa]

Uh oh, sounds like Ron had to run to the mic with how he's huffing and puffing. Guy needs to get on the treadmill once and a while.

ha! ron on a treadmill?! that would be interesting to watch. anyway, jenny hutt uses a treadmill, so that would make it an automatic no :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

ha! ron on a treadmill?! that would be interesting to watch. anyway, jenny hutt uses a treadmill, so that would make it an automatic no :laugh:

Kettlebells, something. They're European, he should love them.

[LeedsJr]

Uh oh, sounds like Ron had to run to the mic with how he's huffing and puffing. Guy needs to get on the treadmill once and a while.

I'm listening on the sailor player. Give me a heads-up if he actually dies on air, okay? :surrender:

[Gutter]

Was Hicks just talking shit about Dimebag?

[Warren Peace]

ha! ron on a treadmill?! that would be interesting to watch. anyway, jenny hutt uses a treadmill, so that would make it an automatic no :laugh:

maybe if it had a film screen rather than a TV screen.

[Warren Peace]

I'm listening on the sailor player. Give me a heads-up if he actually dies on air, okay? :surrender:

I'm waiting for the day when all 3 go into cardiac arrest on the air.

[Misteriosa]

Was Hicks just talking shit about Dimebag?

he had to have been messing around when he was saying that :o

[Gutter]

he had to have been messing around when he was saying that :o

I hope so. wayne brady might have to choke a bitch.

[realmenhatelife]

New York is really lagging behind as far as Bikeability ratings go. And it's a growing trend in the country, and something that we're way behind the rest of the world in. Bike transport is going to be more of a thing, get on it.

[LeedsJr]

Some den-shun in the studio to start the show. :flush:

[Gutter]

Double Dragon
1942
Tapper
Rampage
Golden Axe
Gauntlet

I was at Barcade sunday night, so they're fresh in my head.

[realmenhatelife]

Rampage is the last one I played, there's a wings place near me that up until very recently still had it.

[Misteriosa]

Double Dragon
1942
Tapper
Rampage
Golden Axe
Gauntlet

I was at Barcade sunday night, so they're fresh in my head.

you. bastard!

why didnt you call?! :furious: i love barcade!

[Gutter]

you. bastard!

why didnt you call?! :furious: i love barcade!

whoa whoa!!!! Jersey city barcade! I didn't think you would have made the trip. It was fun though. I got to meet and hang out with the georgeous Zeena Koda, and all of us got kicked out for chanting happy birthday to our friend Marissa.

[Misteriosa]

whoa whoa!!!! Jersey city barcade! I didn't think you would have made the trip. It was fun though. I got to meet and hang out with the georgeous Zeena Koda, and all of us got kicked out for chanting happy birthday to our friend Marissa.

oh ok.. i thought you went to the one in brooklyn. i was gonna have to choke a bitch.

[realmenhatelife]

whoa whoa!!!! Jersey city barcade! I didn't think you would have made the trip. It was fun though. I got to meet and hang out with the georgeous Zeena Koda, and all of us got kicked out for chanting happy birthday to our friend Marissa.

You'd think that would be allowed in a half bar half arcade.

[Gutter]

oh ok.. i thought you went to the one in brooklyn. i was gonna have to choke a bitch.

If I ever wind up in brooklyn i'll give you a call, barcade plans or not.

[realmenhatelife]

oh ok.. i thought you went to the one in brooklyn. i was gonna have to choke a bitch.

Brooklyn Hipster with your skinny jeans and your thick frame glasses.

[Gutter]

You'd think that would be allowed in a half bar half arcade.

seriously! the bar manager was terrified though. Probably because the majority of our group is heavily tattooed, bearded, and plays in a metal band. I think we scared them into thinking we were part of some biker gang. We chanted a bunch, they told us not to, so we started chanting "WE'RE NOT GONNA CHANT! WE'RE NOT GONNA CHANT!". They didn't think it was too funny, but we stopped and for another 30 mins nothing happened and the bouncer was just like, "yeah all you guys are done...time to go". There were 17 of us there all spending money and they gave us the boot. bunch of dummies.

[realmenhatelife]

My brother always made me play him in air hockey and to this day I am god awful at it.

[Misteriosa]

Brooklyn Hipster with your skinny jeans and your thick frame glasses.

im no hipster, but you couldnt handle me in my tight skinny jeans, think framed glasses, and stilleto boots. :smoke:

and with that, im off to the front desk.

[Lemieux66]

Aladdin's Castle was the shit, and yes ours was next to the movie theater. It was a perfect symbiotic relationship to drain the last bits of money out of kids waiting for their movies to start.

[Gutter]

im no hipster, but you couldnt handle me in my tight skinny jeans, think framed glasses, and stilleto boots. :smoke:

and with that, im off to the front desk.

there she goes, just ah walkin down the street....singin' doooo waaa diiidy diiidy dum diiddy doo!

not sure why that popped into my head, but it did. so there it is.

[jennysmurf]

im no hipster, but you couldnt handle me in my tight skinny jeans, think framed glasses, and stilleto boots. :smoke:

and with that, im off to the front desk.

Misti toys with all the boys, then leaves. Genius.

[Lemieux66]

I played the shit out of that Aerosmith game.

[realmenhatelife]

im no hipster, but you couldnt handle me in my tight skinny jeans, think framed glasses, and stilleto boots. :smoke:

and with that, im off to the front desk.

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You're probably right.

[Gutter]

I played the shit out of that Aerosmith game.

the terminator game it was fasioned after was pretty awesome too.

I think Samurai Showdown was my favorite though. the Mortal Kombat stuff was great too, and just insane at that time when there was actual blood in a video game. Weird how nuts that was compared to whats in games today.

[realmenhatelife]

Misti toys with all the boys, then leaves. Genius.

Jenny, a diner waiter in San Francisco? He's gay.

[Misteriosa]

I played the shit out of that Aerosmith game.

"Remember: music is the weapon!" [/StevenTyler]

[LeedsJr]

Shouldn't Ron have caught his breath by now? :unsure:

[Misteriosa]

the terminator game it was fasioned after was pretty awesome too.

I think Samurai Showdown was my favorite though. the Mortal Kombat stuff was great too, and just insane at that time when there was actual blood in a video game. Weird how nuts that was compared to whats in games today.

I almost always picked Nakaruru.

[realmenhatelife]

I dont think MLS counts as a US major sport.

[realmenhatelife]

The Liberace movie was good.

[Gutter]

I almost always picked Nakaruru.



she was good, but I always picked Haohmaru or Hanzo Hitori

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

Fez didn't like the Liberace movie...:blink:

[Warren Peace]

Fez should adopt the Liberace method in his quest for love. Time to rip up the floorboards and unleash the Whatley fortune.

[deliciousV]

Ron didn't like The Bourne Sodomy?

[Dell]

oh Jenny, one of my daughters just took a nanny position to help with her grad school expenses...I should have never told her about the high life of a nanny

[Gutter]

How does Fez know what a gay sex scene looks like?

[sailor]

"Back of the head shots"? Eww!

[Lemieux66]

How does Fez know what a gay sex scene looks like?

He didn't understand it without rape and Russians.

[sailor]

How does Fez know what a gay sex scene looks like?

Yes. They look Russian. And rapey.

[LeedsJr]

How does Fez know what a gay sex scene looks like?

Oh Shit Son! :laugh:

[Warren Peace]

Does Fez know that the movie title is "Behind the Candalabra?"

It's a behind-the-scenes look.

[sailor]

He didn't understand it without rape and Russians.

Crap.

[Dell]

How does Fez know what a gay sex scene looks like?

he has described his fetish *modproof* for Russian Prison Rape porn...maybe equating that

[sailor]

he has described his fetish *modproof* for Russian Prison Rape porn...maybe equating that

Ha, third in on the joke!

[Gutter]

Liberaci a weirdo? nooooooo.

Fez is the absolute worst type of gay.

[LeedsJr]

he has described his fetish *modproof* for Russian Prison Rape porn...maybe equating that

Modproof, my fanny! :laugh:

[sailor]

Liberaci a weirdo? nooooooo.

Fez is the absolute worst type of gay.

Liberace. Feminine plural.

[sailor]

Modproof, my fanny! :laugh:

Yeah, these girls have no honor.

[Warren Peace]

and Fez finally reveals why he hated the movie. Liberace had the same mother issues as Fez and they didn't go into why.

[Gutter]

Liberace. Feminine plural.

hahaha....oh, right....of course.

[deliciousV]

Fez has the idea that when you're in love sex is a tender, staring into each others eyes thing. I've been married 30 years, 90% of the time it's just plain old fucking, meeting needs.

And he doesn't understand that the man doesn't want to come home from his job and keep doing it, mostly because he doesn't do his job anywhere.

[jennysmurf]

Jenny, a diner waiter in San Francisco? He's gay.

Yeah, we chatted for a really long time about the Game of Thrones books too.

[LeedsJr]

Fez has the idea that when you're in love sex is a tender, staring into each others eyes thing. I've been married 30 years, 90% of the time it's just plain old fucking, meeting needs.

And he doesn't understand that the man doesn't want to come home from his job and keep doing it, mostly because he doesn't do his job anywhere.


He also doesn't understand this movie was based on the book written by the young guy, who was bitter about the relationship.

[Lemieux66]

Good thing Fez took all that time off so he wouldn't be such a whiny fun-killer who takes gay stuff too personally.

Cause that was the worst... you know, back when he was like that.

[jennysmurf]

oh Jenny, one of my daughters just took a nanny position to help with her grad school expenses...I should have never told her about the high life of a nanny

It is quite the life of luxury over here.:dry: Actually, if you get a good family, it's a great job to have. It might make her not want children of her own though, so if you want grandchildren, you may want to discourage keeping that job for long.

[Gutter]

Fez was apparently hoping for the most boring movie ever about two gay dudes.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, we chatted for a really long time about the Game of Thrones books too.

Especially Loras.

[realmenhatelife]

I loved Scott Bakula's character who might as well have been named Honcho. And Carlucci.

[Dell]

Fez was apparently hoping for the most boring movie ever about two gay dudes.

Brokeback Mountain...done

[LeedsJr]

Fez was apparently hoping for the most boring movie ever about two gay dudes.

Brokeback Mountain...done


Only in Fez's version, they would move to Mexico and live happily ever after.

[Lemieux66]

And now the Adrian Peterson comments. Fuck almighty.

[jennysmurf]

Especially Loras.

No! Not him! We actually talked about the Red Wedding. I had just read it and was totes angry about it.

[Recyclerz]

I think Silent Fez might be my favorite at this point.

[sailor]

No! Not him! We actually talked about the Red Wedding. I had just read it and was totes angry about it.

Please don't spoil anything!

[realmenhatelife]

Ladies, you might have a low libido.

[realmenhatelife]

No! Not him! We actually talked about the Red Wedding. I had just read it and was totes angry about it.

I was ok with it.

[underdog]

"You don't sound naive, you sound predatory."

:laugh:

[Dell]

a pineapple is neither an apple or a pine...it is, in fact, a large berry

[realmenhatelife]

Fez couldn't turn down Pantera fast enough.

[sailor]

a pineapple is neither an apple or a pine...it is, in fact, a large berry

You're a large berry.

[Gutter]

You're a large berry.

hahahahaha nice.

[Dell]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jcpenny.jpg

[Warren Peace]

I never thought there would be a more horrific impersonation than Asian Ron....but I stand corrected....German Ron is abominable.

[sailor]

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/jcpenny.jpg

I don't get. Wait, is that supposed to be a tea kettle? I thought it was a person all along.

[realmenhatelife]

When I worked at Starbucks their summer ad campaign featured dragonflies, and there were posters of out of focus dragon flies behind frappucinos that got pulled on the morning they were supposed to go up because someone realized it looked like the planes crashing into the WTC.




35 year old temple? Whats the big deal?

[Dell]

I don't get. Wait, is that supposed to be a tea kettle? I thought it was a person all along.

not sure if it is a photo or an illustration (i.e., drawling)...the clarity of the heil hand, bangs and mustache makes me think it is an artist's rendering

[sailor]

not sure if it is a photo or an illustration (i.e., drawling)...the clarity of the heil hand, bangs and mustache makes me think it is an artist's rendering

Looks like a photo. It's supposed to look like hitler? Anyone bring up the megabus?

[LeedsJr]

I never thought there would be a more horrific impersonation than Asian Ron....but I stand corrected....German Ron is abominable.

They sound exactly the same to me.

[jennysmurf]

Please don't spoil anything!

I'm gonna, unless you pay up.

[LeedsJr]

35 year old temple? Whats the big deal?

:lol:

He even said it twice!

:lol:

[Dell]

wow, Ron...I think you were a bit too hard on Fez with that shit

[LeedsJr]

Ron's line about the kid saying he didn't do it, it must have been a different Ding Gin How, cracked me up. :lol:

[Misteriosa]

Liberace. Feminine plural.

The classicist part of me laughed so hard (I saw it as a Latin grammar joke)

[LeedsJr]

Ron just said "drawing" twice. I knew "drawling" was a made up accent.

[Misteriosa]

You're a large berry.

But can he stand alone?

[Warren Peace]

oh, great....the Death by Food Consumption hour coming up..

[Dell]

But can he stand alone?

often have too...I'm not blue

[Dell]

oh, great....the Death by Food Consumption hour coming up..

I only hope they have no beverages...that way we really get to hear it in their mouths longer

[Misteriosa]

Ugh.. its the sammich lip smackin' hour. Wooooo doggies!

[Misteriosa]

I only hope they have no beverages...that way we really get to hear it in their mouths longer

Seems like they have moonshine to wash it down :o

[jennysmurf]

Where's Leeds? His buddy Matty Ice just got there!

[sailor]

The classicist part of me laughed so hard (I saw it as a Latin grammar joke)

Italian. Close enough. (-a/-e as opposed to -o/-i)

[LeedsJr]

Where's Leeds? His buddy Matty Ice just got there!

I turned the show off when the food got there. Thanks for letting me know there's no reason to turn it back on. :dry:

[jennysmurf]

I turned the show off when the food got there. Thanks for letting me know there's no reason to turn it back on. :dry:

Aw c'mon, your suffering brings me joy.

[LeedsJr]

Aw c'mon, your suffering brings me joy.

I'm the father of 2 teenagers. I suffer plenty. :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

I'm the father of 2 teenagers. I suffer plenty. :tongue:

Yeah, you need a break. :happy:

[LeedsJr]

WTF is this awful, endlessly repetitive song playing?

[Lemieux66]

WTF is this awful, endlessly repetitive song playing?

Daft Punk "Get Lucky" and it fucking rules.

[sailor]

For all the bitching about H3 is it possibly near as bad as f&f6? No.

[LeedsJr]

Daft Punk "Get Lucky" and it fucking rules.

If you say so. It made me turn the show back off. :surrender:

[Dell]

WTF is this awful, endlessly repetitive song playing?

it the garbage these young whipper snappers are listening to...it's gonna make em go deaf and rot their brains

[Lemieux66]

If you say so. It made me turn the show back off. :surrender:

Well you're also old enough to have teenagers, so... :help:

[LeedsJr]

Well you're also old enough to have teenagers, so... :help:

Got me there. :lol:

[Dell]

I'm the father of 2 teenagers. I suffer plenty. :tongue:

when they get past their teenage years they get even more expensive...so, you got that going for you

[CountryBob]

Seems like they have moonshine to wash it down :o


Ugggh - don't even mention Moonshine. I've had way too much this weekend

[LeedsJr]

Ugggh - don't even mention Moonshine. I've had way too much this weekend

Don't make you a bad person.

[realmenhatelife]

I just took a sweet power nap in my car, I could totally go right back to sleep right now.

[Dell]

Ugggh - don't even mention Moonshine. I've had way too much this weekend

you Tennessee hillbillies and your extended-extended weekends...way to protect that stereotype :wink:

[LeedsJr]

Will Matty Ice finally go away for good when they get new interns this afternoon? Please?? Pretty Please???

'Cause he is awful radio. Flat. Out. Awful. :thumbdown:

[CountryBob]

Who's this dude? I'm not liking his voice

[Dell]

Will Matty Ice finally go away for good when they get new interns this afternoon? Please?? Pretty Please???

'Cause he is awful radio. Flat. Out. Awful. :thumbdown:

I find his voice to be a little un-radio-like...but, he is far from the least entertaining intern in this show's history

[CountryBob]

you Tennessee hillbillies and your extended-extended weekends...way to protect that stereotype :wink:

So true - I decided to wind down last night with a few bloodys and now today I'm sunburnt and wore out

[realmenhatelife]

So true - I decided to wind down last night with a few bloodys and now today I'm sunburnt and wore out

I thought this said "buddies" instead of "bloodys" and I thought "wow you're working on a hell of a mod quote there."

[deliciousV]

Fez couldn't turn down Pantera fast enough.

Good! I fucking hate cookie monster music

[hanso]

Got caught up on the thread..and the show is about to end OK

[Gutter]

Good! I fucking hate cookie monster music

hahaha, haven't heard that one before. Not bad.

[hanso]

Fez should have played some Liberace music.

[LeedsJr]

Can I get it in writing that Matty Ice will never be on the show again?

And can we add Jerry Barca to that while we're at it??

:happy:

[CountryBob]

Adios amigos

[Misteriosa]

Daft Punk "Get Lucky" and it fucking rules.

:ohmy: DAMN IT!!! im sad i missed this :down: stoopid front desk.

[Pitdoc]

I turned the show off when the food got there. Thanks for letting me know there's no reason to turn it back on. :dry:
THE GUYS GET LUNCH!!!!

DON'T MAKE A FUCKING MANIAC OUT OF ME!!!!

THE GUYS GET LUNCH!!!!!

[jennysmurf]

THE GUYS GET LUNCH!!!!

DON'T MAKE A FUCKING MANIAC OUT OF ME!!!!

THE GUYS GET LUNCH!!!!!

I love that you bring them stuff, I just wish they'd eat it after the show or during break. Listening to them talk through food is kinda yucky.

[Pitdoc]

I love that you bring them stuff, I just wish they'd eat it after the show or during break. Listening to them talk through food is kinda yucky.

It's why I usually bring it around 2:30,but I had stuff to do in town ,and that was the only time to bring it . Ah well. Times I'm there I don't hear the munching sounds cause I dont have cans on .I do hear it on my replay though.

[spoon]

All three of those fat bastards need anything but food. Way to go DOC!

[PapaBear]

All three of those fat bastards need anything but food. Way to go DOC!
You know how doctors are. It's all about treatment. Not cure. He's keeping his profession viable!

[hanso]

Keep bringing them food Pitdoc it makes them happy that's what I hear on air.

[bohicanator]

http://youtu.be/zmEjWre5tu0

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[spoon]

Best post ever.

[PapaBear]

Best post ever.
I have no idea what I just saw, but I think I love it!

[bohicanator]

That Ronnie Rant was pure gold... I was gonna have the cat typing that out in a tweet, but have her not be able to do it in less than 140

[PapaBear]

That Ronnie Rant was pure gold... I was gonna have the cat typing that out in a tweet, but have her not be able to do it in less than 140
It's good work, dude.

[bohicanator]

It's good work, dude.

Not as good as what's happening this October

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[Misteriosa]

holy crap! that rant was great! when did that happen? the video was pretty awesome too :laugh:

[Dell]

http://youtu.be/zmEjWre5tu0

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that dog needed a beret...amirite?!

too soon?!

[Dell]

THE GUYS GET LUNCH!!!!

DON'T MAKE A FUCKING MANIAC OUT OF ME!!!!

THE GUYS GET LUNCH!!!!!

you just have to ignore those posters with their made up problems...:huh:

[sailor]

Fixed all the quotes.

[hanso]

Keep bringing them food Pitdoc it makes them happy that's what I hear on air.

And happy can = funny

[jennysmurf]

Fixed all the quotes.

:laugh: Oh, I wondered why you had to edit everything. I was wondering what I had said that required censoring.

[sailor]

:laugh: Oh, I wondered why you had to edit everything. I was wondering what I had said that required censoring.

Someone dropped a bracket from a quote and it spiraled out of control.