Ron and Fez Listening Thread 06/14/13 - Raise Your Flag!

[Misteriosa]

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Happy Flag Day! :happy:

[CountryBob]

Happy day right back at ya!

[Misteriosa]

guess im here all by myself... :down:

back to work it is ...

[Misteriosa]

oh.. hello cbob :)

[Misteriosa]

the epipen is for treating anaphylaxis :dry:

remind me to never get sick around these clowns

and fyi:
Anaphylaxis is a serious allergic reaction that is rapid in onset and may cause death.

[Gutter]

We'll all start shuffling in at some point misti. Mornin' buds.

anyone hyped for any of the E3 news from this week? Seemed kind of weak for a year with two major console releases.

[LeedsJr]

the epipen is for treating anaphylaxis :dry:

remind me to never get sick around these clowns

and fyi:


Never get sick around these clowns. :happy:

{Wheeze} {Smack!}

[Misteriosa]

We'll all start shuffling in at some point misti. Mornin' buds.

anyone hyped for any of the E3 news from this week? Seemed kind of weak for a year with two major console releases.

ive been reading some of the dispatches, but since these system, game, and peripheral price points are fucking insane, its like window shopping :dry:

[LeedsJr]

We'll all start shuffling in at some point misti. Mornin' buds.

anyone hyped for any of the E3 news from this week? Seemed kind of weak for a year with two major console releases.

ive been reading some of the dispatches, but since these system, game, and peripheral price points are fucking insane, its like window shopping :dry:


I already told my kids to not even ask for an XBox1. I am not paying $500 up front and god knows how much a month so Microsoft can spy on me. :nono:

[Gutter]

ive been reading some of the dispatches, but since these system, game, and peripheral price points are fucking insane, its like window shopping :dry:

I already told my kids to not even ask for an XBox1. I am not paying $500 up front and god knows how much a month so Microsoft can spy on me. :nono:

Playstation 4 is decently priced at 400, but I really didn't much in the new games portion of E3 this year. There was some stuff, but not like years past.

[Misteriosa]

I already told my kids to not even ask for an XBox1. I am not paying $500 up front and god knows how much a month so Microsoft can spy on me. :nono:

srsly. who the hell do they think is going to be able to buy all this shit? i read an article on cracked today and the author, who has been following e3, did some of the math:


They announced that the Xbox One would launch at $499. If you ever want to play with another human in person, you'll need a second controller, and they'll be $59.99. If you want two games to start out with, they're $59.99 each. A year of Xbox Live Gold is $59.99. So with sales tax, that's about $750 to get a kid started at Christmas with one of these.
5 Things Every Game Company Gets Wrong About Gamers (http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-every-game-company-gets-wrong-about-gamers_p2/#ixzz2WCk3cuZ4)

AND sony is gonna start charging for psn. e3 just keeps getting better and better. :dry:

[LeedsJr]

Enough with Fez, already.

Seriously, I'm done.

Get Shelby in there and be funny.

[CountryBob]

Last gen consoles hardly had any games ready at release. I got the ps3 and only played one game for months before there were more choices I liked

[hanso]

This years pga open has no flags on the sticks there are wicker baskets.

[LeedsJr]

This years pga open has no flags on the sticks there are wicker baskets.


Hanslation, anyone? :huh:

[LeedsJr]

Who the fuck put this call thru?? :wallbash:

[sailor]

srsly. who the hell do they think is going to be able to buy all this shit? i read an article on cracked today and the author, who has been following e3, did some of the math:


5 Things Every Game Company Gets Wrong About Gamers (http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-every-game-company-gets-wrong-about-gamers_p2/#ixzz2WCk3cuZ4)

AND sony is gonna start charging for psn. e3 just keeps getting better and better. :dry:

Yeah, no one buys them.

[Misteriosa]

Hanslation, anyone? :huh:

none is needed. its exactly as he says:

Merion to keep wicker basket pins in place for 2013 U.S. Open (http://www.pga.com/news/golf-buzz/merion-keep-wicker-basket-pins-in-place-2013-us-open)

Legendary Merion Golf Club's East Course in Philadelphia will host its fifth U.S. Open this June.

On Monday, it was revealed that a special part of Merion will be kept in place for the season's second major. Rather than using pin flags, Merion instead uses a pin with a small, red wicker basket on top of it.

[Lemieux66]

Blowhard fighting the good fight for Styrofoam :blink:

[sailor]

Fascism at its worst? Wow, fascism isn't NEARLY as bad as I thought.

And styrofoam should all be banned.

[LeedsJr]

none is needed. its exactly as he says:

Merion to keep wicker basket pins in place for 2013 U.S. Open (http://www.pga.com/news/golf-buzz/merion-keep-wicker-basket-pins-in-place-2013-us-open)


Hol-eee she-it. The last explanation I expected was a literal one. :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Ron is surprised that goods enter this country on ships?? :blink:

[sailor]

Fez: hero.

[sailor]

Ron is surprised that goods enter this country on ships?? :blink:

That it's getting thru customs.

[LeedsJr]

That it's getting thru customs.

Why should they stop it?

[Misteriosa]

WHAA!? the intern (molly?) gives fez the credit for shit going right and ron still manages to use it to shit on him.

i cant even :blink:

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

is Shelby (a.k.a., the poor mans Kokomo) on the show with this young lady today?

[LeedsJr]

WHAA!? the intern (molly?) gives fez the credit for shit going right and ron still manages to use it to shit on him.

i cant even :blink:


It's Ron's longest running bit at this point. Pummel Fez into silence, then rhetorically ask what's wrong with him.

[LeedsJr]

moaning buddays...:bye:

is Shelby (a.k.a., the poor mans Kokomo) on the show with this young lady today?


:Fingers crossed:

[Misteriosa]

i do like the fact that they are keeping this guy on the phone while the ambulance is on the way. keep him occupied and away from the sharp instruments.

[LeedsJr]

DJ Meatball! :lol:

Warren Zehvon! :lol:

[Misteriosa]

DJ Meatball! :lol:

Warren Zehvon! :lol:

thats DJ *Lil* Meatball, asshole!

and its a term of endearment! they've talked about this.

[LeedsJr]

i do like the fact that they are keeping this guy on the phone while the ambulance is on the way. keep him occupied and away from the sharp instruments.


And playing a great song.

And I once again offer to send cash to the show if Ron promises to never sing on the air again. :tongue:

[LeedsJr]

thats DJ *Lil* Meatball, asshole!

and its a term of endearment! they've talked about this.


That seemed unnecessarily harsh. :glurps:

[Lemieux66]

I tuned in late... what's the deal with this dude on the phone?

EDIT: He called a national radio show because he's fucking dehydrated? What an attention whore.

[Misteriosa]

That seemed unnecessarily harsh. :glurps:

i was joking... this is what happens when i leave out a smiley :down: meh

[LeedsJr]

I tuned in late... what's the deal with this dude on the phone?


He was in a bad way, but Ron and Warren Zehvon made him feel better. :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

i was joking... this is what happens when i leave out a smiley :down: meh

Well, alrighty then! :smile:

[Misteriosa]

He was in a bad way, but Ron and Warren Zehvon made him feel better. :laugh:

and all he needed was some pedialite :laugh:

(but is he still gonna go to the hospital for the suicide thing? :unsure: i hope so)

[LeedsJr]

I tuned in late... what's the deal with this dude on the phone?

EDIT: He called a national radio show because he's fucking dehydrated? What an attention whore.

and all he needed was some pedialite :laugh:

(but is he still gonna go to the hospital for the suicide thing? :unsure: i hope so)



I'm just hearing this now. Damn Gutter player.

[LeedsJr]

I wonder if my pub will make me a pedialyte margarita? :drunk:

[Misteriosa]

oh man.. ron talking about the match making thing reminded me of that couple who met thru the show and the guy ended up killing her and himself. it happened like 5 or so years go. i remember i was still on fba at the time.

their names escape me and that really bothers me. fuuuuuuuuuuuu

[LeedsJr]

oh man.. ron talking about the match making thing reminded me of that couple who met thru the show and the guy ended up killing her and himself. it happened like 5 or so years go. i remember i was still on fba at the time.

their names escape me and that really bothers me. fuuuuuuuuuuuu

What?!? :blink:

[Misteriosa]

What?!? :blink:

yeah.. it was a shock to all of us as well. they used to come to the softball games. no one suspected anything.

any other message board vets remember?

[Dell]

the ibang "Drunk Girl Ruins Wedding" was a big chuckle...especially the bride's expressions

[CountryBob]

oh man.. ron talking about the match making thing reminded me of that couple who met thru the show and the guy ended up killing her and himself. it happened like 5 or so years go. i remember i was still on fba at the time.

their names escape me and that really bothers me. fuuuuuuuuuuuu

Wasn't the chicks name Brand? She had a bird

[Misteriosa]

Wasn't the chicks name Brand? She had a bird

its possible. i cant run a search right now.

[CountryBob]

Ron said he wants to move to a bug planet - I laughed as my hot dogs were being handed to me and the chick asked why I laughed. How do you explain the genius of Ronnie b?

[Misteriosa]

what?! whitey bulger was the biggest rat ever. he gave up like 50 people to the fbi.

[CountryBob]

its possible. i cant run a search right now.

That girl hung out in the ron and fez pal talk room a lot. If I'm not mistaken I think Missy would know.

[sailor]

Why should they stop it?

They were talking about arresting knock-off goods customers and he was saying why let the goods into the country.

[sailor]

i was joking... this is what happens when i leave out a smiley :down: meh

Don't let that asshole get to you.

Oh.

;)

[Misteriosa]

That girl hung out in the ron and fez pal talk room a lot. If I'm not mistaken I think Missy would know.

that i definately remember.

[LeedsJr]

They were talking about arresting knock-off goods customers and he was saying why let the goods into the country.

So he thinks customs agents should be experts on knock offs??

Ok, Ron. Sure. :dry:

[LeedsJr]

what?! whitey bulger was the biggest rat ever. he gave up like 50 people to the fbi.

Yep. Must not have been in the headline. :tongue:

[sailor]

yeah.. it was a shock to all of us as well. they used to come to the softball games. no one suspected anything.

any other message board vets remember?

Never heard this!

[sailor]

So he thinks customs agents should be experts on knock offs??

Ok, Ron. Sure. :dry:

More so than tourists. And if they know they're knock-offs to bust the stores, it can't be harder to tell when it's on a boat. The sheer number of shipments is why this is impractical.

[LeedsJr]

Can you imagine the fat slobs who are calling Kate Upton "beefy"? :dry:

[underdog]

Fascism at its worst? Wow, fascism isn't NEARLY as bad as I thought.

And styrofoam should all be banned.

And then he said every take out place in NYC uses Styrofoam. I don't think any delivery I get comes in Styrofoam anymore.

And Ron really needs to stop bitching about the citibikes. I see them being used EVERYWHERE. He's surprised that he doesn't see people using them when he goes to midtown, you know, when everyone else is WORKING.

[LeedsJr]

More so than tourists. And if they know they're knock-offs to bust the stores, it can't be harder to tell when it's on a boat. The sheer number of shipments is why this is impractical.


Your last sentence is exactly the point. I worked in Port Elizabeth when I was in college.

Those container ships are unbelievably massive, and they arrive constantly.

[Misteriosa]

i remember going on my first diet around age 10. i tried to go without eating for as long as i could, as thats was what i understood "going on a diet" to be. add that in with dance classes and it doesnt go very well...

[LeedsJr]

i remember going on my first diet around age 10. i tried to go without eating for as long as i could, as thats was what i understood "going on a diet" to be. add that in with dance classes and it doesnt go very well...

Try it with beer instead of dance classes. Works much better. :drunk:

[sailor]

And then he said every take out place in NYC uses Styrofoam. I don't think any delivery I get comes in Styrofoam anymore.

And Ron really needs to stop bitching about the citibikes. I see them being used EVERYWHERE. He's surprised that he doesn't see people using them when he goes to midtown, you know, when everyone else is WORKING.

Yeah, other than if you get American-ish food from some Chinese places (friend boneless chicken, fries, etc) NO ONE use styrofoam anymore for delivery.

[Lemieux66]

I've never heard of Mitch Glazer, and his Wiki doesn't exactly scream "fascinating hour long interview".

The Last of Us is waiting for me to pick up, anyway.

[underdog]

I've never heard of Mitch Glazer, and his Wiki doesn't exactly scream "fascinating hour long interview".

The Last of Us is waiting for me to pick up, anyway.

I need to head over to gamestop!

[Dell]

you can leave your flag out at night if you have a light illuminating it...and, why do we give a shit about this kind of stuff?

[sailor]

I've never heard of Mitch Glazer, and his Wiki doesn't exactly scream "fascinating hour long interview".

The Last of Us is waiting for me to pick up, anyway.

Apparently he's married to the chick from yesterday's show.

[Dell]

how about Mary Tyler Moore in "Ordinary People"...mother of the year

[hanso]

American Dad must be a good dad they made a show and have him in the title of it.

[hanso]

Daba redux

[Dell]

what the hell...oh, well

work and US Open for the remainder of the day...:bye:

[sailor]

Crap, my lunch break was 15 minutes of commercials into an unmast. :(

[LeedsJr]

what the hell...oh, well

work and US Open for the remainder of the day...:bye:

Crap, my lunch break was 15 minutes of commercials into an unmast. :(


They really should just start taking Fridays off. Officially, I mean. :dry:

[foodcourtdruide]

And then he said every take out place in NYC uses Styrofoam. I don't think any delivery I get comes in Styrofoam anymore.

And Ron really needs to stop bitching about the citibikes. I see them being used EVERYWHERE. He's surprised that he doesn't see people using them when he goes to midtown, you know, when everyone else is WORKING.

I see a lot of people using them too. I think Ron is just bitter because he's mentioned owning a car before, and the citi bikes take up a lot of previous parking spaces. I think the citi bikes are a great idea, NYC is really behind other city's with forms of transportation. Our subway system is embarrassing if you've ever been to Tokyo.

[sailor]

I see a lot of people using them too. I think Ron is just bitter because he's mentioned owning a car before, and the citi bikes take up a lot of previous parking spaces. I think the citi bikes are a great idea, NYC is really behind other city's with forms of transportation. Our subway system is embarrassing if you've ever been to Tokyo.

Big fan of the frotteurism?

[underdog]

I see a lot of people using them too. I think Ron is just bitter because he's mentioned owning a car before, and the citi bikes take up a lot of previous parking spaces. I think the citi bikes are a great idea, NYC is really behind other city's with forms of transportation. Our subway system is embarrassing if you've ever been to Tokyo.

He also lives in an area that doesn't have them.

So the majority of his time, he's in an area that they don't exist in. Then, when he does go into midtown, it's while no one is using them because they're working. To him, they're not being used.

Just like Blowhard bitching about them, even though he's nowhere near where they exist.

[foodcourtdruide]

Big fan of the frotteurism?

Haha, I had to google that.