Ron and Fez Listening Thread 6/17/13 - Baba Yaga

[realmenhatelife]

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[Gutter]

buddays....hope everyone it applies to had a good fadders day.

[sailor]

Yo

[realmenhatelife]

I ate too many ribs on Sunday, I used to be able to eat more ribs. I'm getting old. They were so damn good, though.

[realmenhatelife]

Has Tara been naked on True Blood yet?

[Misteriosa]

hey buddays :o

[LeedsJr]

Buddays! :bye:

I think I had a little too much to drink yesterday. :drunk: :wacko:

[Misteriosa]

Buddays! :bye:

I think I had a little too much to drink yesterday. :drunk: :wacko:

i didnt think such a thing was possible :blink:

[LeedsJr]

i didnt think such a thing was possible :blink:

Well, I still made it in to work on time this morning and I'm still going to the pub for lunch, if that makes you feel better. :happy:

[Gutter]

Well, I still made it in to work on time this morning and I'm still going to the pub for lunch, if that makes you feel better. :happy:

Leeds has a job?!?!? I didn't think such a thing was possible.

[Misteriosa]

damn.. hicks caught the pips plague :down:

[jimmyolsenblues]

No Hicks = Horrible Show.
I can't do 4 hours of Ron and Interns.

[realmenhatelife]

damn.. hicks caught the pips plague :down:

There's coughing all around, I'm very paranoid.

[Recyclerz]

Hope Ron is wearing a back brace today.

[LeedsJr]

Leeds has a job?!?!? I didn't think such a thing was possible.

How else could I afford all these pub lunches? :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

We're shipping arms to Syria, I dont think that will work for Chicago.

Lot of gun violence in St Louis this weekend too, but Ron's never been there so you know how that goes.

[Misteriosa]

that caller is trying to kill hicks. o type (which i am) is the universal donor.

[Gutter]

How else could I afford all these pub lunches? :drunk:

I dunno...buy backs? bitcoins? sexual favors? who knows what you're up to down there with your "who gives a care" lifestyle.

[realmenhatelife]

Misti and Peter Steele

[Misteriosa]

ugggghhhhh.. i cant with all the lick smacking today. http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/indifferent.gif

[Gutter]

ugggghhhhh.. i cant with all the lick smacking today. http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/indifferent.gif

I never pick up on any of that stuff. thank god.

[LeedsJr]

I dunno...buy backs? bitcoins? sexual favors? who knows what you're up to down there with your "who gives a care" lifestyle.


Well, I do get a buy back every third beer. :drunk:

The only "sexual favors" I do for my bartenders is not hit on them. :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

I watched a bunch of basketball 30 for 30s this weekend and I also hate basketball. I could definitely get into basketball before hockey, though.


Ron will never pick a team, he's straddle sally.

[LeedsJr]

ugggghhhhh.. i cant with all the lick smacking today. http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/indifferent.gif


At least the lip smacking is just bad manners.

The heavily labored breathing makes me anxious the whole show, waiting for him to keel over.

[Misteriosa]

I never pick up on any of that stuff. thank god.

you have no idea how it turns my stomach. he does it so much. ron sounds like he's drinking barrels of liquids from all the hard swallows and "ttah" sounds before he says things (he just did it twice in a row) Im surprised he's not taking pee breaks every 10 mins.

[realmenhatelife]

ugggghhhhh.. i cant with all the lick smacking today. http://www.mazeguy.net/expressive/indifferent.gif

Pitdoc will be delivering ribs, jars of liquid caramel, and quarts of strawberry flavored heavy cream later.

[Misteriosa]

At least the lip smacking is just bad manners.

The heavily labored breathing makes me anxious the whole show, waiting for him to keel over.

yeah between the way ron and hicks sound, im surprised they dont have nurses in studio with oxygen tanks for them.

[Misteriosa]

Pitdoc will be delivering ribs, jars of liquid caramel, and quarts of strawberry flavored heavy cream later.

and peanut butter to wash it all down. :dry:

[Recyclerz]

Pitdoc will be delivering ribs, jars of liquid caramel, and quarts of strawberry flavored heavy cream later.

Starvin'.

[sailor]

She has a couple of cousins that are "caps"?!

[Gutter]

Well, I do get a buy back every third beer. :drunk:

The only "sexual favors" I do for my bartenders is not hit on them. :happy:

hahahaha well done leeds. well done.

[Gutter]

you have no idea how it turns my stomach. he does it so much. ron sounds like he's drinking barrels of liquids from all the hard swallows and "ttah" sounds before he says things (he just did it twice in a row) Im surprised he's not taking pee breaks every 10 mins.

yea, repititious noises like that drive me fucking insane too so I know what you mean. With Ron though, somehow I just block it out mostly.

[realmenhatelife]

and peanut butter to wash it all down. :dry:

Good organic peanut butter and they're just going to sip the oil that seperates off the top. *smack* ahhhh

[Misteriosa]

uhh... the massive school closings in chicago (and a lot of other problems) are being covered by chris hayes, rachel maddow, and lawrence o'donnell (i watch these shows so i know), sooooo i dont know why ron says that msnbc is ignoring it? :unsure:


and SHARK ATTACK!!!

[sailor]

yea, repititious noises like that drive me fucking insane too so I know what you mean. With Ron though, somehow I just block it out mostly.

I don't know if I've ever noticed it.

[Recyclerz]

Is that our Shark or one of those copycat killers?

[sailor]

uhh... the massive school closings in chicago (and a lot of other problems) are being covered by chris hayes, rachel maddow, and lawrence o'donnell (i watch these shows so i know), sooooo i dont know why ron says that msnbc is ignoring it? :unsure:


and SHARK ATTACK!!!

Did shark so the warriors line? Didn't notice that either.

[Lemieux66]

I'm guessing Ant was in fine form today.

[sailor]

Is that our Shark or one of those copycat killers?

Now I don't feel so bad.

[realmenhatelife]

I just hate how people quantify shit. How can the NSA trace your phone call but they cant trace a gun? How come I cant buy a box of shells in bass pro shops but these kids get guns up there? How come we can help Syria but we cant help chicago?


How about we worry about solving a problem in the place where it's happening instead of just being self righteous and pointing our fingers around at all the other shit that's going on.

And yeah the NRA fights to keep private gun sales untraceable and without background checks.

[Recyclerz]

Now I don't feel so bad.

If you are using me as a basis of comparison, you are aiming far too low in life my friend.

[sailor]

If you are using me as a basis of comparison, you are aiming far too low in life my friend.

Shit, that's practically my motto right there.

[Misteriosa]

i think a big part of the issue here is that people think that the gun laws that apply in their state are actually federal ones. "oh, everyone has to regsiter when they buy." No hun, gun shows do not have to follow the same set of rules reguarding background checks when selling weapons to people. also, its legal to cross state lines where gun laws are less strict and purchase a firearm.

[realmenhatelife]

Well 90k people have died in Syria, both sides are comitting attrocities, and it's spilling into neighboring countries.

So yeah, I think we need to pay attention to it, Ron. One has nothing to do with the other.

[realmenhatelife]

i think a big part of the issue here is that people think that the gun laws that apply in their state are actually federal ones. "oh, everyone has to regsiter when they buy." No hun, gun shows do not have to follow the same set of rules reguarding background checks when selling weapons to people. also, its legal to cross state lines where gun laws are less strict and purchase a firearm.

In Texas the cartels buy guns in the parking lots of gun shows to get around laws that require them to show ID.

[Misteriosa]

In Texas the cartels buy guns in the parking lots of gun shows to get around laws that require them to show ID.

ha! the gun dealer caller just showed a way that international criminals can get military grade weapons into the hands of our domestic gangs from the very documentary they are talking about and ron just blew right on over it.

[realmenhatelife]

They need to build a Mollys in St Louis so Ron will read that story from this weekend.

[Gutter]

Did ron forget the use of the word "are"? Twice now with the "....guns is dangerous" line.

[realmenhatelife]

ha! the gun dealer caller just showed a way that international criminals can get military grade weapons into the hands of our domestic gangs from the very documentary they are talking about and ron just blew right on over it.

Ron likes to be self righteous and it clogs his ears.

Ron: Why cant we trace guns, why cant we trac guns!

Callers: This is why we cant trace guns.

Ron: It Isn't about guns!

[Misteriosa]

ok. i know and grew up with A LOT of criminals. yes, im talking even people who may have commited murder. they will ALL tell you that you DO NOT want a stolen gun. you want "a gun without a body", meaning you want a gun that you know has no chance of being connected to another murder. that means new guns. you get people who are clean aka straw buyers.

[hanso]

uhh... the massive school closings in chicago (and a lot of other problems) are being covered by chris hayes, rachel maddow, and lawrence o'donnell (i watch these shows so i know), sooooo i dont know why ron says that msnbc is ignoring it? :unsure:


and SHARK ATTACK!!!

I read about it online, that Rahm Emanuel is behind it and stands to profit from it somehow as well.

[Misteriosa]

i got my 10 min front desk warning. b.b.l., buddays. :bye:

[Misteriosa]

I read about it online, that Rahm Emanuel is behind it and stands to profit from it somehow as well.

a lot of the closed schools may soon be replaced with charter schools, which are schools run by private companies for profit.

[hanso]

i think a big part of the issue here is that people think that the gun laws that apply in their state are actually federal ones. "oh, everyone has to regsiter when they buy." No hun, gun shows do not have to follow the same set of rules reguarding background checks when selling weapons to people. also, its legal to cross state lines where gun laws are less strict and purchase a firearm.

And online sales, you could even get a permit from my state online that might have more to offer than that of other states.

[realmenhatelife]

You want to fix chicago you dont need to lock it down. You need to give people the prospects of a life worth living beyond youth. Jobs that pay a living wage, quality education, public facilities they want to use, etc. And limit the flow of guns into the city.

[LeedsJr]

Enough with the preaching. Get Shelby in there and bring some funny.

[hanso]

I'm guessing Ant was in fine form today.

Seemed to be (used my feedback/ input today) :clap: I was late to the show, will try the replay.

[Misteriosa]

Ron's never seen this kind of madness?! really?! Chicago is now the Bronx of the 70s.

[Misteriosa]

Uh ron ..
THAT KID WAS ME!!!

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's never seen this kind of madness?! really?! Chicago is now the Bronx of the 70s.

There's no Mollys in the bronx, or detroit, or camden, or East St Louis.





Another reason why this isn't a national problem is the city has to take care of it. The people and issues are specific to the city, federal intrusion is only going to make South Side peopel defensive. And Federally we are ill equiped to take care of a city level problem like this. Every city is broke, it wouldn't be fair to send resources just to Chicago.

The story is a national story, sure. But Ron is really downplaying the extent to which it's covered. He sure as shit heard about it through national chanels and he's in the media, so I dont get the media finger pointing.

[jennysmurf]

The girls are out of school now, so I won't be able to listen very often. I hate Summer vacation. :thumbdown:

[Misteriosa]

Those three year olds do get sent to the DFS if someone calls it in! Social services are are usually very underfunded as well.

Also, gangs ARE using highly educated members. They do the book work. Yes gangs keep books. They also do cyber crime. Gangs let the underlings get caught.

[Gutter]

That caller is making a good point. There are a lot of students in public school that are just running shit. Teachers are terrified to discipline anyone because they turn around and make up lies about being beaten and immediately, the teacher is fired and investigated, and their reputation is ruined. Teachers have zero authority anymore in the schools that have these problems.

[A.J.]

So great to hear the show again after a month!

[Recyclerz]

Another reason why this isn't a national problem is the city has to take care of it. The people and issues are specific to the city, federal intrusion is only going to make South Side peopel defensive. And Federally we are ill equiped to take care of a city level problem like this. Every city is broke, it wouldn't be fair to send resources just to Chicago.

The story is a national story, sure. But Ron is really downplaying the extent to which it's covered. He sure as shit heard about it through national chanels and he's in the media, so I dont get the media finger pointing.

The reason Chicago is now the focal point is that most other big cities (starting with, but not limited to, NYC) have gotten a much better handle on the random crime problem so it really stands out. I don't know enough about the local issues there but I suspect that Ron is right that it will take some big & coordinated action to break the existing equilibrium of insanity that holds sway there at present.

[underdog]

So great to hear the show again after a month!

A.J.!

Are you still locked out of the other place?

[jennysmurf]

So great to hear the show again after a month!

A.J.!!! How I missed you!

[Recyclerz]

Those three year olds do get sent to the DFS if someone calls it in! Social services are are usually very underfunded as well.

Also, gangs ARE using highly educated members. They do the book work. Yes gangs keep books. They also do cyber crime. Gangs let the underlings get caught.

There is a great analysis of this scenario in the 1st Freakonomics book.



And in The Wire too.

[A.J.]

A.J.!

Are you still locked out of the other place?

No -- just went there too.

A.J.!!! How I missed you!

I missed you too, future wife! I have benefits again!

[Misteriosa]

That caller is making a good point. There are a lot of students in public school that are just running shit. Teachers are terrified to discipline anyone because they turn around and make up lies about being beaten and immediately, the teacher is fired and investigated, and their reputation is ruined. Teachers have zero authority anymore in the schools that have these problems.
When my little sister was in h.s. there were police in the halls. Her school was not a horrible one in terms of student behavior, etc and no teachers were assaulted. That being said, the teachers would call "student safety" cops for the smallest thing, and they were arresting students on the regular. If the teacher didn't like you, you were fucked. Ask the cop why they are being asked to turn out their pockets? Slammed on the ground, cuffed, and arrested for resisting arrest and a bunch of other shit.

[Misteriosa]

There is a great analysis of this scenario in the 1st Freakonomics book.

And in The Wire too.
I didn't read freakonomicks and I haven't seen the wire. However, I work in social services and have lived in these areas all my life. Just last week we had a new intake of the exact situation of a toddler found wandering in the street.

[Gutter]

When my little sister was in h.s. there were police in the halls. Her school was not a horrible one in terms of student behavior, etc and no teachers were assaulted. That being said, the teachers would call "student safety" cops for the smallest thing, and they were arresting students on the regular. If the teacher didn't like you, you were fucked. Ask the cop why they are being asked to turn out their pockets? Slammed on the ground, cuffed, and arrested for resisting arrest and a bunch of other shit.

I've heard first hand accounts of teachers being assulted in charter schools that don't have a seperate security presence where the student is not punished in any way out of fear over false accusations and threats from nutty parents who think they're child is a perfect little angel. Both extremes exist and both have negative impact on the ability to educate students.

[LeedsJr]

WTF was that noise Ron just made?!? :blink:

[realmenhatelife]

Oh no, dont bait the competitive cheer people. They're very passionate. And Joe Biden is one.

[Misteriosa]

I've heard first hand accounts of teachers being assulted in charter schools that don't have a seperate security presence where the student is not punished in any way out of fear over false accusations and threats from nutty parents who think they're child is a perfect little angel. Both extremes exist and both have negative impact on the ability to educate students.

Ahh charter schools... they are privately run and for profit even though they that TONS of money from the city and close the local public schools. The any grievances the teachers have need to be brought to the CEO that owns the company. Also, since charter schools are private institutions, they cant be held to the same minimal educational requirements to which public schools are held.That power of the free market and all that...

[realmenhatelife]

Ron just said "Spirit of Chicago" and no one will correct him.

[Misteriosa]

The spirit of st Louis for all that's good and holy.

[realmenhatelife]

They should change the name to Summer Olympics and Dance Competition.

Ha Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

The spirit of st Louis for all that's good and holy.

And I was afraid you had missed that, I knew if it would enrage anyone it would be you.

[Misteriosa]

Also, "how loose is your moose"

Really?

[realmenhatelife]

Bring It On is a decent movie.

[LeedsJr]

Ron: "There's no fat guys in baseball, not since Babe Ruth."

What?!? :blink:

[underdog]

Every time Fez decides to speak, he's so misinformed. It's crazy to listen to.

[realmenhatelife]

I agree with Fez, car racing of any kind and horse racing arent sports. They're skills competitions, they take talent and determination, but I dont think they're sports.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron: "There's no fat guys in baseball, not since Babe Ruth."

What?!? :blink:

David Wells, surely.

Hell, two of the highest paid guys are fat fucks. Prince and CC

[Recyclerz]

Ron: "There's no fat guys in baseball, not since Babe Ruth."

What?!? :blink:

He was just trying to make Prince Fielder feel better about himself. (And John Kruk if he's listening as well)

[Misteriosa]

And I was afraid you had missed that, I knew if it would enrage anyone it would be you.

Yeah.. this show.. my blood pressure...

http://i.imgur.com/x0UAj.jpg

[Gutter]

Yeah.. this show.. my blood pressure...

http://i.imgur.com/x0UAj.jpg

KAKAROT!!!!

[hanso]

Enough with the preaching. Get Shelby in there and bring some funny.

No need for Hicks. Got a PD right here ^

[hanso]

What sports have any songs?

[realmenhatelife]

He was just trying to make Prince Fielder feel better about himself. (And John Kruk if he's listening as well)

If Krucker was listening Ron would never stop jizzing.

[Gutter]

I fucking hate this argument. How about this...everything is a sport now. If you sweat while you're doing it, its a sport. Has a uniform? sport. Involves epuipment? sport. its televised? Sport. People drink beer while they watch or participate in it? Sport.

From now on, if you're drinking a beer while watching a fat guy walk up a flight of stairs while he sweats through a button down shirt, you're watching a fucking sport.

This shit is so dumb.

[Misteriosa]

What sports have any songs?

Capoeira.

[LeedsJr]

I fucking hate this argument. How about this...everything is a sport now. If you sweat while you're doing it, its a sport. Has a uniform? sport. Involves epuipment? sport. its televised? Sport. People drink beer while they watch or participate in it? Sport.

From now on, if you're drinking a beer while watching a fat guy walk up a flight of stairs while he sweats through a button down shirt, you're watching a fucking sport.

This shit is so dumb.


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[Gutter]

shit man.....you'd get your ass kicked sayin' somthin' like 'at.

[realmenhatelife]

Capoeira.

Clearly you mean dance judo.

[CountryBob]

Why do people try to define what is a sport or not? Just enjoy fuckers

[sailor]

I'm the best sailor in the world. Just sayin'

[Misteriosa]

Clearly you mean dance judo.
:dry:

[CountryBob]

Fez talking about penis size has grossed me out today

[realmenhatelife]

I think a sport is a competitive act that requires physical exertion for the majority of its' action.



I disagree that the best athlete is a track star. I full heartedly believe that skill sports trump pure sports because of the hand eye coordination and fast decision making.

[sailor]

I agree with Fez, car racing of any kind and horse racing arent sports. They're skills competitions, they take talent and determination, but I dont think they're sports.

You're overlooking a very strong physical/athletic element.

[sailor]

A guy says he poisoned that nj plane.

[hanso]

Capoeira.

That looks neat (had to google it) Was going for any music songs with any kind of ties to sports. I can think of only a couple.

[sailor]

That looks neat (had to google it) Was going for any music songs with any kind of ties to sports. I can think of only a couple.

That kid toucher song is huge.

[Misteriosa]

If ping pong can be a sport, cheer leading is most definitely a sport. People just undervalue it because the main athletes who participate in it are women and girls. :dry:

[disneyspy]

Fez talking about penis size has grossed me out today

does it make you feel like gagging?

hey buddays,i dont think that was lleeder that called earlier

[sailor]

If ping pong can be a sport, cheer leading is most definitely a sport. People just undervalue it because the main athletes who participate in it are women and girls. :dry:

Table tennis. Don't trivialize it.

[hanso]

That kid toucher song is huge.

Wha wha wha!?

[sailor]

does it make you feel like gagging?

hey buddays,i dont think that was lleeder that called earlier

But was that shark Shark?

[realmenhatelife]

You're overlooking a very strong physical/athletic element.

I dont downplay the physicality or legitimacy of those acts, but the equipment is so integral to the competition I dont count them.

Like nascar is a competition of who can drive those cars on that track the best, not who can drive the best period.

For example in bike racing or golf, sports to me, if you give a pro functional equipment he will always beat the pants off of joe schmoe using pro level equipment. Where as in nascar if you put me in a car that does 200mph and a pro in a geo prism I could beat him. Skill and experience still existed but they can be so negated by the equipment thats where I draw the line.

[sailor]

Wha wha wha!?

Gary glitter's "rock & roll"

[hanso]

If ping pong can be a sport, cheer leading is most definitely a sport. People just undervalue it because the main athletes who participate in it are women and girls. :dry:

You should see the Bruce Lee video of him doing it.

[Misteriosa]

That looks neat (had to google it) Was going for any music songs with any kind of ties to sports. I can think of only a couple.

Again... Capoeira. All the songs sung are either about the history of the sport, the places or people in Brazil, the instruments, players, or other aspect of the game.

[Lemieux66]

You should see the Bruce Lee video of him doing it.

Sorry to be that guy, but it's fake.

[realmenhatelife]

Less capoeira more feijoada.

[hanso]

Gary glitter's "rock & roll"

Well that is a tie in (stadium songs). I'm more on the line the song itself has sports

[underdog]

If ping pong can be a sport, cheer leading is most definitely a sport. People just undervalue it because the main athletes who participate in it are women and girls. :dry:

And most people seem to think they just stand on the sidelines of football games and shake pom-poms.

[LeedsJr]

You should see the Bruce Lee video of him doing it.


Bruce Lee was a cheerleader? :huh:

[realmenhatelife]

Also, I do consider jockeys and drivers to be athletes, they just compete at something other than sports. I respect them.

[underdog]

does it make you feel like gagging?

hey buddays,i dont think that was lleeder that called earlier

I don't think it was him either.

[sailor]

Well that is a tie in (stadium songs). I'm more on the line the song itself has sports

Yeah, I missed the beginning of the convo and was just being silly.

[hanso]

Sorry to be that guy, but it's fake.

Drats! It looks way cool

[hanso]

Bruce Lee was a cheerleader? :huh:

That would be fake. The Bruce Lee ping pong video looks real to me dam it!

[Lemieux66]

Drats! It looks way cool

I know, it killed me a little inside when I found it out was fake.

Here's the explanation (and video, for anyone interested): http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/pingpong.asp

[hanso]

Yeah, I missed the beginning of the convo and was just being silly.

You done good, went deep..(mind was blown)

[hanso]

I know, it killed me a little inside when I found it out was fake.

Here's the explanation (and video, for anyone interested): http://www.snopes.com/photos/advertisements/pingpong.asp

This is worse than easter bunny/santa claus/tooth fairy :down:

[hanso]

sports songs.......
hooty blowfish..dolphins make him cry......nfl football
bing crosby has a whole song about golf

[underdog]

Andy from Cleveland is awful.

[LeedsJr]

This is worse than easter bunny/santa claus/tooth fairy :down:


There's fake video of them playing ping pong, too? :huh:

[jimmyolsenblues]

Andy from Cleveland is awful.

1) He signs Stepping out, to every call, except when serious.
2) He loves Superman more than his children

How can you hate Andy from Cleveland

[Lemieux66]

Ron a few minutes ago (paraphrasing)- "If Hard Rock Johnny had a vagina I'd have sex with him."

It seems that skated by without comment and I feel like it explains some things.

[disneyspy]

1) He signs Stepping out, to every call, except when serious.
2) He loves Superman more than his children

How can you hate Andy from Cleveland

i dont like anyone that signs when they call into a radio show

[realmenhatelife]

I like Andy, I just wish he would sing more.

Theres something wrong with people that love Superman, though.

[deliciousV]

i dont like anyone that signs when they call into a radio show

for all you know everybody signs when they call into a radio show

[deliciousV]

I like Andy, I just wish he would sing more.

Theres something wrong with people that love Superman, though.

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[hanso]

i dont like anyone that signs when they call into a radio show

(Cups hands to mouth) OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT.....

[realmenhatelife]

DiCaprio hasn't won one because he isn't a particularly good actor.

[deliciousV]

DiCaprio hasn't won one because he isn't a particularly good actor.

he's a better actor than Jamie Fox and Cuba Gooding and Russel Crowe, I'd say it's got more to do with the rolls he's taken.

[jennysmurf]

he's a better actor than Jamie Fox and Cuba Gooding and Russel Crowe, I'd say it's got more to do with the rolls he's taken.

I'd never vote for anyone who takes rolls. I love rolls.

[deliciousV]

I'd never vote for anyone who takes rolls. I love rolls.

ahhh fuck! I used the wrong one. Rolls are tasty though, I enjoy a nice sourdough, or a yeast roll.

nothing beats a good biscuit though.

[LeedsJr]

ahhh fuck! I used the wrong one. Rolls are tasty though, I enjoy a nice sourdough, or a yeast roll.

nothing beats a good biscuit though.


Fuckin' starvin' now.

[jennysmurf]

ahhh fuck! I used the wrong one. Rolls are tasty though, I enjoy a nice sourdough, or a yeast roll.

nothing beats a good biscuit though.

Fuckin' starvin' now.

Me too, and not a roll or biscuit to be found. Leo Dicaprio must've nabbed em.

[deliciousV]

Me too, and not a roll or biscuit to be found. Leo Dicaprio must've nabbed em.

like a snapping turtle, you just won't let go.

[sailor]

like a snapping turtle, you just won't let go.

Scary innuendo.

[jennysmurf]

Her Hee Hee.....