Ron and Fez Listening thread 9/23/13 - A Real Mother

[realmenhatelife]

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The real mothers in the meat lockers.

[realmenhatelife]

Feztallica.

HRJ got to go?

A funny thing about perception is to listen to Opie and Anthony talk about fleeing the Apollo when the show let out it sounded like busses going to the gulag, they could've been on a bus with Ron and Fez having fun.

[realmenhatelife]

Black dudes will always ask you who was playing when a show lets out and you're walking back to your car, then they'll ask you what kind of music that is.

Oh, headbanger shit, huh?

[realmenhatelife]

Those arent handles, they're filters. And yeah when you wear them you dont think there's a difference, but man they save your ears.

[Misteriosa]

hey budday :o since it looks like its just you.

[realmenhatelife]

hey budday :o since it looks like its just you.

Hey buddaygirl, glad to not be talking to myself.



The worst after concert thing is the clogged ear feeling.

[Misteriosa]

im sorry, was ron disappointed that fez was on medication, that actually worked in its intended purpose, and he couldnt tell? because that's kinda the point... :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

im sorry, was ron disappointed that fez was on medication, that actually worked in its intended purpose, and he couldnt tell? because that's kinda the point... :unsure:


And why don't we get Xanax Fez every day?

[realmenhatelife]

im sorry, was ron disappointed that fez was on medication, that actually worked in its intended purpose, and he couldnt tell? because that's kinda the point... :unsure:

Knock it off, sheeple with your pills.






Texas is the Reason, the band that was so goddamn loud I 100% cannot go to shows without earplugs anymore.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm also positive pre sober Ron pregamed every show he ever went to, so I dont see a difference with the xanax.

[Misteriosa]

And why don't we get Xanax Fez every day?

because he's been shamed into not taking them. :dry:

also, xanax is wonderful, as is ativan.

[LeedsJr]

because he's been shamed into not taking them. :dry:

also, xanax is wonderful, as is ativan.


I'm convinced. Got any extra? :happy:

[Misteriosa]

fez wasnt high as a kite, hicks. when you legitmately need the medication and take the prescribed dosage, it doesnt get you high. he took his anti-anxiety medication as prescribed and, my stars and garters, it worked! he was relaxed, enjoying himself, and dare i say, maybe having fun.

Texas is the Reason, the band that was so goddamn loud I 100% cannot go to shows without earplugs anymore.

i saw rammstein live at the hammerstein ballroom when the Mutter album dropped. my ears rang for days. totally worth it.

[Misteriosa]

I'm convinced. Got any extra? :happy:

the ativan, i have precious few, since im not on it anymore. i pick up fresh xannies today. its a low dose tho, 0.25mg.

[Misteriosa]

the pyrotechnics at that show were some of the best ive ever seen. aaaand now im posting the album because its just so awesome...

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[realmenhatelife]

fez wasnt high as a kite, hicks. when you legitmately need the medication and take the prescribed dosage, it doesnt get you high. he took his anti-anxiety medication as prescribed and, my stars and garters, it worked! he was relaxed, enjoying himself, and dare i say, maybe having fun.



i saw rammstein live at the hammerstein ballroom when the Mutter album dropped. my ears rang for days. totally worth it.

Electronic music will really fuck you up because of those 'unnatural' tones. It makes you realize how much tennatus you deal with every day because you start wondering "is this the normal amount of ringing I have, is this the ringing I'm going to just get used to?"


But everyone should go buy some plugs, trust me everything is still very loud with them in, it only cuts off like 10 dbs and the acoustic ones allow you to hear all the tones the band is playing.

[realmenhatelife]

the pyrotechnics at that show were some of the best ive ever seen. aaaand now im posting the album because its just so awesome...

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Du hast to.


ba dump bump

[Misteriosa]

Du hast to.


ba dump bump

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[LeedsJr]

the ativan, i have precious few, since im not on it anymore. i pick up fresh xannies today. its a low dose tho, 0.25mg.


Sounds good with a shot and a beer. Call it a medicated boilermaker. :drunk:

[sailor]

Who doesn't like a play-in game?!

[Misteriosa]

meh.. not a fan of mixing the booze and pills... esp since its part of my zombie apocalyse plan, should all other options fail. :help:

[sailor]

Biggest football game of the year tonight. Very little hope unless the raiders can snap manning in two.

[sailor]

Poor choice in this channel for that teetering on a waterfall joke.

[realmenhatelife]

meh.. not a fan of mixing the booze and pills... esp since its part of my zombie apocalyse plan, should all other options fail. :help:

Just get mellow and groove on it?





I was saying to my brother I feel like there wouldn't be so many zombies left in walking dead, they'd start thinning out eventually. They aren't reproducing.

[sailor]

Wait, it was fez jumping on top of the double decker bus they talked about on o&a?!

[realmenhatelife]

Who doesn't like a play-in game?!

I dont know, baseball is about series play. I think atleast a 3 game series.

[hanso]

Hey buddaygirl, glad to not be talking to myself.



The worst after concert thing is the clogged ear feeling.

I had that once and when I got out of my car at home. I had poked my eye bad on a bush I parked too close to. Pretenders where a good show though.

[jennysmurf]

Poor PaulO. :laugh:

[LeedsJr]

Call in, PaulO!

And hang up on Janice already, she's becoming the female Hard Rock Boring.

[realmenhatelife]

The gross snot slurping, egahhhhh.

[hanso]

I'm convinced. Got any extra? :happy:

I like the clip of Jack Nicholson saying the people driving over cliffs in Cali were probably on the stuff.

[hanso]

Biggest football game of the year tonight. Very little hope unless the raiders can snap manning in two.

A raiders game, really?

[LeedsJr]

The gross snot slurping, egahhhhh.

I thought that was Hicks.

[Recyclerz]

Obviously this kid never saw Carrie

[realmenhatelife]

Everybody run, the homecoming queen has a gun.

[sailor]

A raiders game, really?

For me, as a raiders fan, yes.

[spoon]

Biggest football game of the year tonight. Very little hope unless the raiders can snap manning in two.

well oakland IS surprisingly one of the teams getting to the qb pretty effectively

really need to ride the running game too, keep the bronco offense off the field and out of rhythm

your drunk kicker better make his fgs too!

[spoon]

I dont know, baseball is about series play. I think atleast a 3 game series.

plus the second wild card play in is new to this year

didn't even happen last year as they are stating...pretty different, yet exciting sure

[Recyclerz]

Everybody run, the homecoming queen has a gun.

Ooof. The mild thrill I got from recognizing that reference got overwhelmed by the bitter taste of mortality when I realized how long ago that song had its moment of heat.

[Dell]

Poor PaulO. :laugh:

not after Fez gives him the 100 LARGE...

[hanso]

I like how the Buc's have TPB logo on the sleeve of their uni's.

[spoon]

I like how the Buc's have TPB logo on the sleeve of their uni's.

i like how the bucs lose more than the chargers

[deliciousV]

plus the second wild card play in is new to this year

didn't even happen last year as they are stating...pretty different, yet exciting sure

I think Ron is confusing the new one game playoff with the times teams have ended the season tied and had a play in game

[spoon]

I think Ron is confusing the new one game playoff with the times teams have ended the season tied and had a play in game

yep

[deliciousV]

anybody else noticed that the callers are worse than Ron today with the mispronouncing of words? When your ears ring it's called "tinnitus" not "tendonitis" , morons.

[jennysmurf]

not after Fez gives him the 100 LARGE...

True. Maybe Fez would give me $100,000. I could use some cash.

[deliciousV]

yep

pretty fucking exciting, unless it's your favorite team, then it nerve racking, it appears my nerves are in for a good racking this year, the Reds are headed that way.

[Dell]

pretty fucking exciting, unless it's your favorite team, then it nerve racking, it appears my nerves are in for a good racking this year, the Reds are headed that way.

that, by the way is a derogatory term for Russians...I will henceforth, refer to them as The Cincinnati Baseball Team

[hanso]

i like how the bucs lose more than the chargers

:lol:

[jennysmurf]

that, by the way is a derogatory term for Russians...I will henceforth, refer to them as The Cincinnati Baseball Team

That made me giggle.:happy:

[spoon]

pretty fucking exciting, unless it's your favorite team, then it nerve racking, it appears my nerves are in for a good racking this year, the Reds are headed that way.

yah, trade spots in a heartbeat

how does being in the AL East sound...AND dead last?

DEAL!

[deliciousV]

That made me giggle.:happy:

not me, made me think.

[spoon]

not me, made me think.

as kevin would say

unpossible

[realmenhatelife]

I find grantland so completely annoying.

[sailor]

well oakland IS surprisingly one of the teams getting to the qb pretty effectively

really need to ride the running game too, keep the bronco offense off the field and out of rhythm

your drunk kicker better make his fgs too!

Yeah, the running game and pass rush are their bright spots. Let's just hope this isn't the game McFadden goes out for the season (it's only when, not if).

[jennysmurf]

not me, made me think.

Don't do that, it's a bad habit to get into. Next you know, you're getting ideas.

[realmenhatelife]

Pro porn is bad, amateur only.

[realmenhatelife]

Is this a lead in to a Don Jon interview?

[realmenhatelife]

Wait, how can sugar addiction exist but not chocolate addiction?

[jennysmurf]

Pro porn is bad, amateur only.

Go ooooonnnnn....:popcorn:

[realmenhatelife]

Go ooooonnnnn....:popcorn:

Oh I'm not falling for that again.

[jennysmurf]

Oh I'm not falling for that again.

Notice how quiet it got around here after that caller gave out a new website to look at? :unsure:

[LeedsJr]

Notice how quiet it got around here after that caller gave out a new website to look at? :unsure:


What was it? I left for the pub as soon as I heard the name Barca.

[hanso]

Notice how quiet it got around here after that caller gave out a new website to look at? :unsure:

Website? Go ooooonnnnn....:popcorn:

[hanso]

This caller took smack and jacked.

[Dell]

This caller took smack and jacked.

...and banged his head against the wall?

now THAT'S a party...

[hanso]

Pro porn is bad, amateur only.

Check out one called Ultimate Lover (1986)

[jennysmurf]

What was it? I left for the pub as soon as I heard the name Barca.

Website? Go ooooonnnnn....:popcorn:

I'm not gonna type anything that could give me a new modquote. Besides, you horndogs don't need any more fodder for your nonsense. :nono:

[Dell]

that is the first time I've heard opiates cause low testosterone...has anyone else heard that before?

[jennysmurf]

that is the first time I've heard opiates cause low testosterone...has anyone else heard that before?

I haven't, but maybe since he was an addict, he was on larger than normal doses?

[hanso]

that is the first time I've heard opiates cause low testosterone...has anyone else heard that before?

Jen's last post did the same.


It was yolo pop something or other......

[jennysmurf]

Jen's last post did the same.

:laugh: That's my job!

[Dell]

Jen's last post did the same.


It was yolo pop something or other......

:laugh:...barked at that one

[hanso]

I was an early Aerosmith fan when I was young. Got their first albums not long after they came out.

[deliciousV]

I don't think you can say that porn is actually addictive, it's more like it's desensitizing. The more you watch the more you need to get to the same place. I'd say that it's more about an addiction to orgasm, which causes a release of dopamine, a sensation and natural chemical that is addictive.

[sailor]

Notice how quiet it got around here after that caller gave out a new website to look at? :unsure:

What site? I'll wait for the joke answers.

[jennysmurf]

What site? I'll wait for the joke answers.

I already addressed this. You must be reading the thread in you time.

[sailor]

I'd put overkill over megadeth. Never could get past mustaine's vocals.

[sailor]

I already addressed this. You must be reading the thread in you time.

Shitty work day (and night).

[jennysmurf]

Shitty work day (and night).

Poor sailor. I'm still not giving you the name of the naughty website.

[Dell]

SOOOO glad to hear it's not Eddie Trunk until the end...we get it, hard rock is great AND hard rock is great

[A.J.]

No Deep Purple?

[LeedsJr]

I'd put overkill over megadeth. Never could get past mustaine's vocals.


I'd try to pretend to care about an Eddie Trunk segment, but I just don't have the energy.

[jennysmurf]

No Deep Purple?

Euphemism?

[Dell]

Poor sailor. I'm still not giving you the name of the naughty website.

wasn't it "meatspin.com" or something like that...AND, I see I was premature with my gratitude

[realmenhatelife]

I want to call and tell Eddie that he inspired me to check out UFO but I think it sucks except for the second album.

[Dell]

Euphemism?

if you add "six"...

[LeedsJr]

SOOOO glad to hear it's not Eddie Trunk until the end...we get it, hard rock is great AND hard rock is great


Why do you say that? It's 2:30, and he's still there.

Hmmm... Whatever shall I do?

I got it! :drunk:

[Dell]

KISS was the boy band of pretend Rock...embarrassing to listen to it then and more embarrassing to say now that you listened to it then

[Dell]

Van Halen had game changing music and embarrassing lyrics...Aerosmith is far superior

[jennysmurf]

wasn't it "meatspin.com" or something like that...AND, I see I was premature with my gratitude

I wish you hadn't put that in quotes. :devil2:

[Lemieux66]

Why do you say that? It's 2:30, and he's still there.

Hmmm... Whatever shall I do?

I got it! :drunk:

Wait, come back!

You're missing a story about one of the KISS guys eating McDonald's fish sandwiches.

[spoon]

I don't think you can say that porn is actually addictive, it's more like it's desensitizing. The more you watch the more you need to get to the same place. I'd say that it's more about an addiction to orgasm, which causes a release of dopamine, a sensation and natural chemical that is addictive.

so in summation, addictive?

[deliciousV]

KISS was the boy band of pretend Rock...embarrassing to listen to it then and more embarrassing to say now that you listened to it then

just cartoon characters, like The Archies. I'm amazed that they now take themselves so seriously. They are musically insignificant, just a sideshow. I know this because Jim Norton loves them, and he has musical tastes for shit. His love of Ozzy proves it, if he was honest, and being himself, his response to "I am Ironman" would be "are you?"

[spoon]

Wait, come back!

You're missing a story about one of the KISS guys eating McDonald's fish sandwiches.



:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

that fucking killed me!

well done!

[spoon]

just cartoon characters, like The Archies. I'm amazed that they now take themselves so seriously. They are musically insignificant, just a sideshow. I know this because Jim Norton loves them, and he has musical tastes for shit. His love of Ozzy proves it, if he was honest, and being himself, his response to "I am Ironman" would be "are you?"


would it?

[deliciousV]

so in summation, addictive?

no, not addictive, just part of the trip to the dopamine, which is addictive. It's like the spoon is to a heroin addict, part of the process, but not the addictive substance.

[A.J.]

Motley Crue wants to end "on top"? Only if this was 1991.

[hanso]

What site? I'll wait for the joke answers.

The sites that caller brought up before have been bombs anyway IMO. A storm made me miss trunk.

[Dell]

Wait, come back!

You're missing a story about one of the KISS guys eating McDonald's fish sandwiches.

dammit, I walked away...WITH OR WITHOUT TARTER SAUCE?

don't leave a budday hanging...

(and again, KISS was the most overly produced no-talents other than, maybe, Milli Vanilli...maybe)

[deliciousV]

would it?

my wife keeps the radio in her car on classic rock, I am embarrassed for my generation every time that song is played. So stupid.

[hanso]

I want to call and tell Eddie that he inspired me to check out UFO but I think it sucks except for the second album.

I like maybe a handful of songs by them.

[Dell]

my wife keeps the radio in her car on classic rock, I am embarrassed for my generation every time that song is played. So stupid.

I'm of the same opinion...what do you think of the Van Halen David Lee Roth lyrics?

I love Van Halen music, but lyrics like "Hot For Teacher" give me major douche chills...

[LeedsJr]

The sites that caller brought up before have been bombs anyway IMO. A storm made me miss trunk.


Lucky bastard.

[realmenhatelife]

I like maybe a handful of songs by them.

It's all about just that second album for me, which I will listen to start to finish and have recommended to a ton of people.

[deliciousV]

I'm of the same opinion...what do you think of the Van Halen David Lee Roth lyrics?

I love Van Halen music, but lyrics like "Hot For Teacher" give me major douche chills...

I always found early VH to be so musically superior that I paid little attention to the lyrics, that being said, I kinda like Hot For Teacher.

The fact that this dick," who's mouth has never left Gene Simmons cock", said something bad about Nirvana?! I guess that they didn't have that corporate, mass appeal, by the formula sound makes them bad? What a dick!

[spoon]

no, not addictive, just part of the trip to the dopamine, which is addictive. It's like the spoon is to a heroin addict, part of the process, but not the addictive substance.

do you know how many drugs effect the dop/ser pathways of the brain?

it can be addictive for the very reasons you describe...indirect or direct, it can be

[spoon]

my wife keeps the radio in her car on classic rock, I am embarrassed for my generation every time that song is played. So stupid.

obviously that was a joke

as is Kiss

[spoon]

I'm of the same opinion...what do you think of the Van Halen David Lee Roth lyrics?

I love Van Halen music, but lyrics like "Hot For Teacher" give me major douche chills...

agreed

sammy's VH was better to me and iconic for the time

[jennysmurf]

Wait...spoon and DelV agree on something? This may be a sign of the apocalypse.

[spoon]

nah, he just wasn't stupid for once


:innocent:

[spoon]

he's still old though

[jennysmurf]

he's still old though

:laugh: That goes without saying.

[deliciousV]

Wait...spoon and DelV agree on something? This may be a sign of the apocalypse.

we agree on several things, other than that it's his right to be wrong if he wants to.

[deliciousV]

:laugh: That goes without saying.

and feeling every minute of it. Still trying to get over the weekend, the circus came to town, and raped me.

[spoon]

we agree on several things, other than that it's his right to be wrong if he wants to.

beat you to it fuckletoes!

now go shave your chin scrote

:ohmy:

[spoon]

and feeling every minute of it. Still trying to get over the weekend, the circus came to town, and raped me.

hot

[deliciousV]

beat you to it fuckletoes!

now go shave your chin scrote

:ohmy:

I have to grow it out, there's a ramen experiment I want to try.

[jennysmurf]

I have to grow it out, there's a ramen experiment I want to try.

:lol:

[deliciousV]

:lol:

a joke done for one person, and I'm so happy she laughed.

[Dell]

and feeling every minute of it. Still trying to get over the weekend, the circus came to town, and raped me.

YES, the weekend WAS great...I feel good too!

[deliciousV]

YES, the weekend WAS great...I feel good too!

I described my weekend, and most of last week, in the drunk thread. It was unpleasant. Other than the nice lead I got on you in FF that is.

[jennysmurf]

a joke done for one person, and I'm so happy she laughed.

:thumbup: