Ron and Fez Listening Thread 10/1/13 - Planet of the Apes

[realmenhatelife]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Order "Unreleased" - Out Now, suckahz! (http://www.amazon.com/Unreleased-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B00E4V0E34/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1377011161&sr=1-1)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Call in! Don't suck.

1 866 Ron 0 Fez

You blew it up, you maniacs.


I was in Asbury Park this weekend, it's nice. Checked out the famed Asbury Lanes right across the street from the Stone Pony.

[Dell]

Buddays....anyone with a link for listening on an iPad?

Cannot get to the online player... Keeps wanting me to create a new account

[CountryBob]

Morning

[Misteriosa]

:bye:

im having a hard time collecting myself. lots of benedict cumberbatch this morning :wub:

[realmenhatelife]

:bye:

im having a hard time collecting myself. lots of benedict cumberbatch this morning :wub:

Gooey.


Dont you think he looks like a div in that julian assange get up?

[Misteriosa]

Gooey.


Dont you think he looks like a div in that julian assange get up?

a div?

[realmenhatelife]

a div?

British people say it, I dont know. It's bad.




I had a catwoman sex dream yesterday though, so maybe it's just in the air.

[Misteriosa]

British people say it, I dont know. It's bad.

I had a catwoman sex dream yesterday though, so maybe it's just in the air.

oh well then yeah, he did look kinda weird with that white sephiroth type hair. i wanted to smack that stupid austrailian accent or whatever it is assange has out of his mouth too.

[jimmyolsenblues]

/grabsMiniCupCakes

Can't Wait for Fez to cry over Sam starting Jocktober with Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

oh well then yeah, he did look kinda weird with that white sephiroth type hair. i wanted to smack that stupid austrailian accent or whatever it is assange has out of his mouth too.

It is not a sexy accent.

[Misteriosa]

/grabsMiniCupCakes

Can't Wait for Fez to cry over Sam starting Jocktober with Fez.

http://www.70000tons.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif firreal?

and gimmie a cupcake, cheapo

[Misteriosa]

It is not a sexy accent.

no. no it isnt.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm into the spike tv tattoo cover up show, with Jasmine, Tommy and Big Gus. And the worst fake stories ever.

[Misteriosa]

roma or romany perhaps, but not roman, hicks.

[Misteriosa]

I'm into the spike tv tattoo cover up show, with Jasmine, Tommy and Big Gus. And the worst fake stories ever.

the cover-up work is pretty awesome, and yeah, the stories are highly suspect.

[Dell]

Got things working and I can now hear the mucous fly...

[Misteriosa]

happy 123rd birthday, yosemite. let's celebrate by closing the park :o

[realmenhatelife]

the cover-up work is pretty awesome, and yeah, the stories are highly suspect.

We make up our own stories.

This is why they always say never get a tattoo from a girl while she's getting her coochie ate on a sick donkey!

Big Gus: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!

[LeedsJr]

/grabsMiniCupCakes

Can't Wait for Fez to cry over Sam starting Jocktober with Fez.


Damnit, I missed this.

[CountryBob]

Misti - my boss was trying To get answers about missing data on a report this morning and he yelled out "we must have an alternate reality situation here and just call me dr who.
I immediate thought of you

[realmenhatelife]

Misti - my boss was trying To get answers about missing data on a report this morning and he yelled out "we must have an alternate reality situation here and just call me dr who.
I immediate thought of you

And to piggy back on this the fucking Dr Who pinball machine, which I played this weekend, constantly says "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

[realmenhatelife]

I have never in my life ice skated. Or skiid.

[Dell]

I was a little late today...have they addressed the ONA crazy talk?

[Misteriosa]

hold on to that boss, dell. he seems like a cool guy :tongue:

And to piggy back on this the fucking Dr Who pinball machine, which I played this weekend, constantly says "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

was it an old school Dalek or one of those newer iDaleks

[Misteriosa]

I have never in my life ice skated. Or skiid.

HEY! thats my act! however, i have both skiied and ice skated. ive also snowboarded. i was terrible at all of them.

[sailor]

I was a little late today...have they addressed the ONA crazy talk?

Hicks may have been just alluding to it.

[realmenhatelife]

hold on to that boss, dell. he seems like a cool guy :tongue:



was it an old school Dalek or one of those newer iDaleks

Poor cbob isn't Dell.





Older, it's all vintage pinball machines. I think this one was from the early 90s. Silverball Museum on the Asbury Park boardwalk.

[realmenhatelife]

HEY! thats my act! however, i have both skiied and ice skated. ive also snowboarded. i was terrible at all of them.

Never snowboarded either but I have heard Radar Love by Golden Earring.

[LeedsJr]

I have never in my life ice skated. Or skiid.

HEY! thats my act! however, i have both skiied and ice skated. ive also snowboarded. i was terrible at all of them.


Hosers.

[realmenhatelife]

Here's the video they're talking about

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[LeedsJr]

They didn't just get off their bikes.

The guy he bumped cut him off and hit his brakes, and after they stopped, the were hitting his SUV with their helmets and slashing his tires.

And the reason he stopped the second time was his tires were slashed.

[Misteriosa]

Poor cbob isn't Dell.

crap, sorry cbob :down: i had just read dell's ona question before i posted. bad me. bad.

[Misteriosa]

i say we let him go.

[realmenhatelife]

There is a similar bicycle thing called Critical Mass which is a purposefully disruptive of traffic bicycle gathering for various reasons. They do get negative press regardless of what the biker dude was saying.

[realmenhatelife]

i say we let him go.

I saw you let me have him first!

[Misteriosa]

shit, this sounds like mooch's dad called in :blink:
fookin this and fookin that

[Misteriosa]

I saw you let me have him first!

http://www.70000tons.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif

[realmenhatelife]

http://www.70000tons.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_eek.gif

Say, whatever.

[realmenhatelife]

Please turn Fez loose on Buffy for being on a crazy show.

[LeedsJr]

Everyone in the NFL is either 4-0 or 0-4?

You mean except for the 10 teams that are 2-2?

[LeedsJr]

Please turn Fez loose on Buffy for being on a crazy show.


Damn sailor player. Didn't realize you meant she was coming in.

:bye:

[Dell]

Please turn Fez loose on Buffy for being on a crazy show.



HA...I'm listening through this interview to make sure I don't miss the crazy talk

[Misteriosa]

front desk time. later buddays.

[Dell]

Everyone in the NFL is either 4-0 or 0-4?

You mean except for the 10 teams that are 2-2?


Two ou of four NFC east teams are 1-3

[LeedsJr]

HA...I'm listening through this interview to make sure I don't miss the crazy talk


No way Fez says anything during the interview. 50 minutes into the show he hasn't said one word.

I hope they get into whatever OnA did on Fez after the boring interview (from the Department of Redundancy Department).

[Dell]

C'mon fez...you have to speak and address your jocktober debut

[realmenhatelife]

Shebly's ineffectual anger voice is so funny.

[Dell]

"Crazy Retard"...they are really trying to get fez to work today

[realmenhatelife]

From what I understand they put up sawhorse baricades all over Valley Forge park but I have to imagine the bicyclists are just going to move them out of the way.

[LeedsJr]

Wow, there was so much dead air there I checked my player to make sure it was still working.

Still waiting to hear Fez speak...

[sailor]

Two ou of four NFC east teams are 1-3

No one has heard of hyperbole around here?

[LeedsJr]

No one has heard of hyperbole around here?


That's the absolute most insane thing I have ever heard in my entire life!

[Dell]

He speaks...and has he said he was out of eliminator after the redskins win?

[Dell]

No one has heard of hyperbole around here?


Does it take you that long to come up with a retort in person...

[disneyspy]

hey buddays,cant listen and on the run til thursday,was yesterdays show live?

[Recyclerz]

At this point I really prefer Vow of Silence Fez

[jennysmurf]

Does it take you that long to come up with a retort in person...

He takes those long pauses to draw out the laugh. He learned everything he knows about comedy from Jack Benny and Bea Arthur.

[jennysmurf]

hey buddays,cant listen and on the run til thursday,was yesterdays show live?

I think so, but you wouldn't know that from the sad little listening thread from yesterday.

[disneyspy]

I think so, but you wouldn't know that from the sad little listening thread from yesterday.

thanks,see you guys in two days

[Lemieux66]

I agree with Ron. If Jocktober is about highlighting the worst radio hosts in the country, it's shocking that Fez hasn't made it till now.

Sam could just listen to the previous day's Ron & Fez each morning and have all of his Jocktober prep finished.

[realmenhatelife]

Does Fez remember that Troy got in trouble for interacting with Zito, not Fez?

[LeedsJr]

At this point I really prefer Vow of Silence Fez


Yeah. Silly me thinking this might have gone somewhere funny.

[LeedsJr]

I agree with Ron. If Jocktober is about highlighting the worst radio hosts in the country, it's shocking that Fez hasn't made it till now.

Sam could just listen to the previous day's Ron & Fez each morning and have all of his Jocktober prep finished.


I disagree. Jocktober is supposed to be about radio shows doing hack bits. Fez doesn't do hack bits. He doesn't do anything.

[realmenhatelife]

Opie really comes off like a douche though. Sam and Ant were funny and having fun with it all, Opie is just a bit of a wet sandy blanket through the whole thing.

[LeedsJr]

Does Fez remember that Troy got in trouble for interacting with Zito, not Fez?


Of course not. Everything is about Fez.

[Lemieux66]

Yeah. Silly me thinking this might have gone somewhere funny.

Seriously... not too, too long ago this could have turned into a fun fake show feud. Not anymore.

The interplay and cross overs between the two shows is what initially got me listening to R&F back around 2007 when I was just an O&A listener. Fez won't even walk into the studio when O&A are on anymore.

[LeedsJr]

Opie really comes off like a douche though. Sam and Ant were funny and having fun with it all, Opie is just a bit of a wet sandy blanket through the whole thing.


How far into the show was it? I'd love to hear it.

[realmenhatelife]

How far into the show was it? I'd love to hear it.

It was at either 7:25 or 8:25, I cant remember what I rolled my player back to.



They also said Shelby had a midget voice, but Ant did give him props.

[deliciousV]

Damn sailor player. Didn't realize you meant she was coming in.

:bye:

I almost skipped the interview, I'm glad I chose to listen. It got uncomfortable a few times, they both seemed impatient with each other.

[sailor]

Does it take you that long to come up with a retort in person...

I'm a busy working man.

[sailor]

Fez "knows what this is all about." So I guess Sam's a homophobe now?

[sailor]

Fez: I didn't do shit.

Ron: on the air?

Hahaha and ouch all rolled up into one.

[sailor]

I hope fez left to get Sam.

[LeedsJr]

Fez: I didn't do shit.

Ron: on the air?

Hahaha and ouch all rolled up into one.


Oh my god. sailor is ahead of me. :blink:

[jennysmurf]

Oh my god. sailor is ahead of me. :blink:

Crazy talk.

[Dell]

Best segue to an interview ever...hahaha

[deliciousV]

I'm a busy working man.

at least 3 of those words are debatable

[hanso]

Best segue to an interview ever...hahaha

Here comes Buddy Guy hobbling down the hall.

[sailor]

Best segue to an interview ever...hahaha

Ron sounds to be losing it today.

[LeedsJr]

Another damn interview?

:bye:

[realmenhatelife]

Ron sounds to be losing it today.

He's got the wrath, thats for sure. Buddy Guy will soothe him.

[Dell]

Ron sounds to be losing it today.


And I love how he directs all of the overt aggression at Chris...fez will not be touched

[sailor]

And I love how he directs all of the overt aggression at Chris...fez will not be touched

Chris can take it.

[jennysmurf]

at least 3 of those words are debatable

:happy:

[Dell]

Glad to hear the callers defend Chris...Ron is coming across more petty than ever

[sailor]

Glad to hear the callers defend Chris...Ron is coming across more petty than ever

And then hicks gets mad at the callers rather than Ron.

[hanso]

Another damn interview?

:bye:

No they can't find him. Maybe that's where Fez went.

[realmenhatelife]

Did Buddy Guy not happen? I flipped to music and now it sounds like it hasn't happened.

[jimmyolsenblues]

Glad to hear the callers defend Chris...Ron is coming across more petty than ever

So my real question is ron really pissed or is he just giving shit to Chris.
Chris works his ass off.
Fez needs to be sent to Belize.

I love Pepper on the radio.

Who gives a shit what song is played.

Really, is ron that petty that a wrong song will change the show.

[Dell]

Did Buddy Guy not happen? I flipped to music and now it sounds like it hasn't happened.



He still isn't there yet...it's Chris fault

[Warren Peace]

worst bit ever

[Dell]

So my real question is ron really pissed or is he just giving shit to Chris.
Chris works his ass off.
Fez needs to be sent to Belize.

I love Pepper on the radio.

Who gives a shit what song is played.

Really, is ron that petty that a wrong song will change the show.


When Ron went off on chis the other day for playing a son that wasn't on the posted playlist I found it weird...must be a radio thing that doesn't register with me

[sailor]

Sl
Fez needs to be sent to Belize.

Or Bolivian.

And I like pepper on my eggs. TSS.

[Warren Peace]

So my real question is ron really pissed or is he just giving shit to Chris.
Chris works his ass off.
Fez needs to be sent to Belize.

I love Pepper on the radio.

Who gives a shit what song is played.

Really, is ron that petty that a wrong song will change the show.

I'll take a Buddy Guy song played twice over any Todd Rundgren song played once.

[LeedsJr]

Damn it. Tuned back in because I saw hear the interview wasn't happening just in time for the interview to start.

:bye:

[Dell]

When Ron attacks Chris, I think of the man that kicks his dog because work was frustrating...makes me sad

[CountryBob]

The is a really good interview - genuine and not some smarmy musician trying to give their views on politics and saving the planet.

[jimmyolsenblues]

When Ron attacks Chris, I think of the man that kicks his dog because work was frustrating...makes me sad

Really good point Dell, I don't like Ron kicking Chris, ever.
Like a bully.
Ron doesn't give a shit about anything ever, a song is wrong and flips out?

I won't believe Ron cares about the fans when he resigns with fez over a brand.

[Recyclerz]

When Ron attacks Chris, I think of the man that kicks his dog because work was frustrating...makes me sad

It's uncomfortable to listen to because we all like Chris, but I think it is kind of easy to forget that, underneath all the lunacy that goes on in the Show, that Ron really is a radio pro that cares about his reputation. Even if the show sounds like it is always careening off the rails, the behind the scenes stuff has to happen with a standard of performance that we have to do in our own crappy jobs or be fired, and when that doesn't happen is when we get angry Ron. Pep is a big boy and he can take it.

[Dell]

One of my favorite RBI...for the reasons cbob posted

[CountryBob]

I could talk to buddy guy all day

[hanso]

Chevy cruze gets an est 35 mpg.

[CountryBob]

One of the best concerts I've ever been to was BB King

[deliciousV]

It's uncomfortable to listen to because we all like Chris, but I think it is kind of easy to forget that, underneath all the lunacy that goes on in the Show, that Ron really is a radio pro that cares about his reputation. Even if the show sounds like it is always careening off the rails, the behind the scenes stuff has to happen with a standard of performance that we have to do in our own crappy jobs or be fired, and when that doesn't happen is when we get angry Ron. Pep is a big boy and he can take it.

if that's true, then he should never stop yelling at Fez, the one who's actually ruining it.

[Recyclerz]

if that's true, then he should never stop yelling at Fez, the one who's actually ruining it.

Agreed, but is there a show that goes by where Ron doesn't piss on Fez, either directly or (sort of) passive aggressively? It is the new, less funny, normal for the Ron & Fez Show.

Why Ron hasn't pulled the rip cord yet is beyond me but he must have some reasons and I'm gonna keep listening, like the rest of us, for the good parts.

[Lemieux66]

God help Pepper if he's hitching his career wagon to Dave.

[jennysmurf]

I could talk to buddy guy all day

I love listening to him sing and play the gitfiddle, but interviews with anyone make me antsy.

[Dell]

There was a call a while back that said Vintage Fez's (aka, Funny Fez) based ALL his humor on being mean and now that he's campaigning against being mean he can no longer be funny...I've thought a lot about that call and cannot think of any evidence to the contrary

[Dell]

Sam didn't want to be part of that train wreck...how can you blame him?

[foodcourtdruide]

That caller really made Ron speechless. When Ron asked, "what would you do with a sick family member?" and said Fez has a mental illness and he can't abandon him, the caller replied, "then why is he there?"

Ron really had no answer.

[deliciousV]

There was a call a while back that said Vintage Fez's (aka, Funny Fez) based ALL his humor on being mean and now that he's campaigning against being mean he can no longer be funny...I've thought a lot about that call and cannot think of any evidence to the contrary

the first time he said that he never wanted to do any offensive comedy was the day I gave up on him. You can't come back from that.
I find it a bit alarming that he can sit and cry over a word offending a group, or a cause. But face to face he has no empathy (think Popcorn) , that strikes me as the kind of personality that can be motivated to blow up the people around him, for the good of unseen masses or causes.

[hanso]

Good call I miss Frankie McDonald. Bring him in along with Denny Falcone.

[LeedsJr]

Is there any chance this is the day Ron finally loses it?

He really does seem to be right on the edge.

[hurlmon]

Why Ron hasn't pulled the rip cord yet is beyond me but he must have some reasons and I'm gonna keep listening, like the rest of us, for the good parts.

Ron has said in the past that he doesn't fire producers, he makes them quit. I'm assuming he is taking the same approach with Fez. Ron won't walk away, he will wait till Fez does (and he won't) or someone else forces him out.

[deliciousV]

Ron has said in the past that he doesn't fire producers, he makes them quit. I'm assuming he is taking the same approach with Fez. Ron won't walk away, he will wait till Fez does (and he won't) or someone else forces him out.

it'd be interesting to know what their contract situation is like. I always assumed that the R&F brand was kind of an LLC or some such thing, but Ron has mentioned that Fez is answerable to Sirius management, and can be sent home or punished in some way, so that leads one to believe they have seperate contracts.

[realmenhatelife]

Holy shit Shelby is a strange looking guy.

[Warren Peace]

Ok, Fez's request for Sam was really cringeworthy.

[Dell]

Holy shit Shelby is a strange looking guy.


By that you mean...looks just like he sounds

[deliciousV]

Holy shit Shelby is a strange looking guy.

what's strange about a skinny boy with Angelina Jolie lips?

[Dell]

Ok, Fez's request for Sam was really cringeworthy.



Homophobe...anti fagite

[realmenhatelife]

what's strange about a skinny boy with Angelina Jolie lips?

And his bizarre frog eyes.

[Warren Peace]

Homophobe...anti fagite

I was just hoping that Fez would put a little more passion into his request.

[Warren Peace]

And his bizarre frog eyes.

He looks like Topanga's mentally challenged brother

[deliciousV]

And his bizarre frog eyes.

his mom use to wet his lips and stick him to the wall to get him to stop crying.

[Dell]

his mom use to wet his lips and stick him to the wall to get him to stop crying.



HA...I was expecting "to keep him from running off"

[LeedsJr]

Ron's description of the show once he's as nutty as Fez sounds sooo much more entertaining than what they're currently doing on a daily basis.

[deliciousV]

Ron "Fez, you're not writing that Op-ed piece, and stop getting quoted, you're babbling like a lunatic" :lol::lol::laugh:

[foodcourtdruide]

I'm listening to the full thing on delay. I don't understand why Ron lashes out at Hicks, he made a mistake, but he's clearly taken the burden of Fez doing virtually nothing. Honestly, feel bad for Hicks.

[Zorro]

The only thing crazier than Fez is Ron. Any sane person would have either bailed themself or forced Fez out.