Ron and Fez Listening Thread 11/12/13 - Count

[realmenhatelife]

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Call in! Don't suck.

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Maybe would've been a good song for yesterday's pot is the miracle cure for everything talk.

[LeedsJr]

Maybe would've been a good song for yesterday's pot is the miracle cure for everything talk.


I guess the bright side of yesterday's show is it can only get better...

I hope. :unsure:

[realmenhatelife]

There was some decent stuff and some head bangers yesterday, cant win em all.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

spy needs to checkout this interrobang blip...

nfl record (http://theinterrobang.com/2013/11/saints-set-nfl-record/)

[Dell]

There was some decent stuff and some head bangers yesterday, cant win em all.

that's how I have always felt about SNL...a couple keepers and you throw the rest back

[disneyspy]

moaning buddays...:bye:

spy needs to checkout this interrobang blip...

nfl record (http://theinterrobang.com/2013/11/saints-set-nfl-record/)

the editor of the interrobang is a happy typing ass eater,mornin buds,hanso-i tried to tell you smurf is a witch...

[Misteriosa]

"spoon man" - soundgarden

is playing this song the same as saying "bloody mary" in a mirror :surrender:

[realmenhatelife]

moaning buddays...:bye:

spy needs to checkout this interrobang blip...

nfl record (http://theinterrobang.com/2013/11/saints-set-nfl-record/)

Spy only likes 1 record, that made up one about the red wings.

[disneyspy]

Spy only likes 1 record, that made up one about the red wings.

it's not made up, IT'S FACT!

[realmenhatelife]

I did hear a snippet of O&A mad at chicago for the whole building height vs building height thing and thought of fez.

[hanso]

the editor of the interrobang is a happy typing ass eater,mornin buds,hanso-i tried to tell you smurf is a witch...

I just posted about this in yesterdays thread.

[hanso]

Everyone stop having smart phones. Save the bees and fuck the police.

[disneyspy]

I just posted about this in yesterdays thread.

when i play her in the championship game i plan on contacting allyssa milano to have her witchcraft powers banded

[Dell]

tried to sell a truck to my friend and he turned it down because it was standard transmission...he said it was almost impossible to drink coffee, smoke, talk on the cell, AND shift gears :laugh:

[realmenhatelife]

I'll bet its one of those deals that they can ask for your phone but not demand it, like voter id laws.

[realmenhatelife]

Which intern was Gabe?

[disneyspy]

haha fez is out of the gate fast today,nice

[deliciousV]

when i play her in the championship game i plan on contacting allyssa milano to have her witchcraft powers banded

When YOU play her in the championship game?! Hah!

[sailor]

Happy 11/12/13!

[realmenhatelife]

I have to go to this luncheon for a few hours and I dont really want to. How ungrateful.

[Dell]

When YOU play her in the championship game?! Hah!

he's out of the gate early with the jokes...redwing record, fantasy fantasy football statements

[Dell]

I have to go to this luncheon for a few hours and I dont really want to. How ungrateful.

especially since the luncheon is in your honor...shameful

[realmenhatelife]

I could've won my matchup this week with my bench points, too. That's what blows.

[realmenhatelife]

especially since the luncheon is in your honor...shameful

Honestly it kindof is which is why I'm going, or atleast a group of people that I'm a part of. If this had nothing to do with me I'd absolutely skip it.

[disneyspy]

i'll bet fez is behind this theft,i mean who else wants to smoke an english cigarette?

[LeedsJr]

These call in confession bits always turn into guys bragging. :dry:

[sailor]

i'll bet fez is behind this theft,i mean who else wants to smoke an english cigarette?

He means penis.

[A.J.]

Fez is the outdoor jacker? He's ready for rest stops!

[hanso]

What is this jerk off story jerk offs?

[sailor]

Fez is the outdoor jacker? He's ready for rest stops!

Maybe even national landmarks.

[LeedsJr]

Just when you think Fez can't get nuttier. :lol:

[sailor]

Just when you think Fez can't get nuttier. :lol:

What's up?

[Dell]

What's up?

Fez eats tons of almonds...duh

[disneyspy]

one time when i was a kid, this alien from outer space was in the garden shed and i got him to come inside by giving him reece's pieces and then he got sick and died from eating too much candy

[disneyspy]

What is this jerk off story jerk offs?

What's up?

helping you respond to the right post

[sailor]

Fez eats tons of almonds...duh

Good one, DS.

[disneyspy]

Good one, DS.

man you're having alot of trouble responding to the right posts today,that was dell you quoted,ninny

[disneyspy]

growing up on 8 mile in detroit i was a white rapper and i beat this black rapper by spittin out rhymes about him going to a private school and messing up his street cred

[deliciousV]

growing up on 8 mile in detroit i was a white rapper and i beat this black rapper by spittin out rhymes about him going to a private school and messing up his street cred

I believe this more than I believe you'll be in the championship game. (my hats on sideways and I just crossed my arms, with attitude, yo)

[disneyspy]

fez likes woverine cuz it reminds him of his 15 year old jackman self

[disneyspy]

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[hanso]

Now they done it they broke Fez.. Vito the great not so great to Fez now. GTFO!!!!

[LeedsJr]

Not too surprising Fez fell apart considering Ron has spent the past 45 minutes or so beating him up.

And of course Fez redirects his anger at Vito.

[Lemieux66]

Now the part where Bully Fez explains how he's somehow different than all the bullies he rails against.

EDIT: And back into "everyone is out for me" victimhood. The circle is complete.

[Dell]

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very funny...:laugh:

[A.J.]

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OK, the "Ron and Pepper" mike made me laugh.

[Dell]

http://eclectikrelaxation.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/ambig.jpeg

[hanso]

I'm gonna try to post Fez's drunken rant. Wanted to do it yesterday but I got it this time around and the subject is kinda on today's show as well.


GTFO!!!

[hanso]

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03-17-2010_r&f=last 1hr apx=fez drunken rant.mp3

Here it is Fez sure liked to say GTFO if I remember right. sry for autoplay see no way to change that.edit found it /fixed it :)
it starts around 12 min. mark.

[deliciousV]

Hanso posts annoying auto-play stuff....

I've heard it, now every time I refresh this page the fucking thing starts playing on it's own!

[Dell]

I've heard it, now every time I refresh this page the fucking thing starts playing on it's own!

twice now that you quoted it...

[deliciousV]

twice now that you quoted it...

well if you can't be part of the solution.....

[deliciousV]

ya gotta go with the crowd

[deliciousV]

holy fuck, that Hanso MP3 plays every time I type up a post! It's on the other page, but it has taken over!

[jennysmurf]

holy fuck, that Hanso MP3 plays every time I type up a post! It's on the other page, but it has taken over!

Still? I was hoping it would stop when we changed pages! I'll have to remove it, I guess. Sorry, Hanso!

[Dell]

Still? I was hoping it would stop when we changed pages! I'll have to remove it, I guess. Sorry, Hanso!

when you go to post, it shows previous posts...I think that is why

[hanso]

Still? I was hoping it would stop when we changed pages! I'll have to remove it, I guess. Sorry, Hanso!

I turned off the autoplay

[disneyspy]

hey! i was listening to that!!!

[jennysmurf]

I just removed the one from DV's quote, and it seems to be fixed. Fingers crossed!

[hanso]

I just removed the one from DV's quote, and it seems to be fixed. Fingers crossed!

The org. post is fine. It was fixed 20 min after.

[jennysmurf]

The org. post is fine. It was fixed 20 min after.

Yeah, I noticed it was just the one in the quote, so I left your's.

[LeedsJr]

Blowhard, blowhard, blowhard

Fuckin' blowhard, blowhard, blowhard

Fuckin' BLOWHARD

[disneyspy]

Blowhard, blowhard, blowhard

Fuckin' blowhard, blowhard, blowhard

Fuckin' BLOWHARD

what are you doing?

[hanso]

what are you doing?

That's his song.

[jennysmurf]

what are you doing?

:happy:

[disneyspy]

i've seen ron do stand up many times,fucker will give your abs a workout he's so damn funny

[Dell]

it's funny that Fez considers being asked to accommodate the needs or desires of others as discrimination...HA

[realmenhatelife]

I'm back, lunch went better than expected.

[jennysmurf]

I'm back, lunch went better than expected.

Should we ask, or is it unseemly?

[realmenhatelife]

Should we ask, or is it unseemly?

Salmon.

[jennysmurf]

Salmon.

Is it still considered bestiality if it's a fish?

[sailor]

Is it still considered bestiality if it's a fish?

Pesciality?

[deliciousV]

Salmon.

the first part of salmonella

[A.J.]

Pesciality?

http://www.conspirazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/fish/aquarium-sticker.jpg

http://guyism.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/troy-mcclure.jpg

[jennysmurf]

A story like Jay's is an example of one of the many, many reasons I don't want children. They're little jerks that will mess up your life.

[A.J.]

A story like Jay's is an example of one of the many, many reasons I don't want children. They're little jerks that will mess up your life.

I love you.

[jennysmurf]

I love you.

Oh you. :wub:

[CountryBob]

A story like Jay's is an example of one of the many, many reasons I don't want children. They're little jerks that will mess up your life.

interesting - you make a living taking care of children but yet dont want any of your own.
We shall be just fine together - I love kids, everyone else's!

Oh, I have a pet sheep that sleeps in the bed with me - hope you don't mind a sheepsome every now and then....

[Misteriosa]

just tuning in. what are they talking about? what list?

[CountryBob]

I love you.

stand in line bucko

[Misteriosa]

interesting - you make a living taking care of children but yet dont want any of your own.We shall be just fine together - I love kids, everyone else's!

Oh, I have a pet sheep that sleeps in the bed with me - hope you don't mind a sheepsome every now and then....

it happens with a lot of people who work in childcare, myself included.

[jennysmurf]

interesting - you make a living taking care of children but yet dont want any of your own.
We shall be just fine together - I love kids, everyone else's!

Oh, I have a pet sheep that sleeps in the bed with me - hope you don't mind a sheepsome every now and then....

It appears that you and AJ will have to fight for me. Or we could come to an "agreement."

[disneyspy]

it happens with a lot of people who work in childcare, myself included.

ya i don't want a lawn to have to take care of either

[jennysmurf]

it happens with a lot of people who work in childcare, myself included.

Working with children is an amazing form of mental birth control.

[Misteriosa]

that kid on the jimmy kimmel video who screamed "i hate you!" freaked me out :blink:

[Misteriosa]

Working with children is an amazing form of mental birth control.

yeah.. ive worked with children in some capacity my entire working life. :shudder:

[Dell]

ya i don't want a lawn to have to take care of either

aren't you glad you're not an OB/GYN...:happy:


edit: I'm sure women are equally as glad...

[sailor]

You can raise good kids without having to hit them.

[Dell]

You can raise good kids without having to hit them.

do you consider "spanking" as "hitting"...just curious

[sailor]

do you consider "spanking" as "hitting"...just curious

Yeah. Not going to tell others what to do, but I don't see the need.

[jennysmurf]

You can raise good kids without having to hit them.

I've never spanked any of my kids, and they've all turned out fine. It's all about commanding respect and following through on threats. They constantly test me, but if you can keep your cool, you'll win in the end. You're the adult, they're the kid.

[disneyspy]

i've spanked my monkey

[Dell]

Yeah. Not going to tell others what to do, but I don't see the need.

we didn't set out to not spank our kids, but they are fine adults and we didn't spank them once...I on the other hand was spanked and I don't think it negatively affected me or my siblings

in other words...I have no idea what I'm trying to say

[disneyspy]

later jerk offs