Ron and Fez Listening Thread 3/11/14 - Long Version

[realmenhatelife]

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Not the best audio quality but I love the sludge intro they started doing to this song, and in general they've started downtuning a lot of their old stuff. Downtuning is always good.


Better make that call to get my car inspected and pay my credit card and a bunch of other shit.

[Dell]

moaning buddays...:bye:

less than 2% of the water on Earth is fresh...#910

[jennysmurf]

I still hate springing forward. It was freaking dark this morning when I had to get out of bed. :furious:

[realmenhatelife]

I still hate springing forward. It was freaking dark this morning when I had to get out of bed. :furious:

I get to work way before the son comes up.

But I guess so do you since you work at home.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm actually surprised I havent seen reblogged/posted memes about the president wasting time doing comedy bits.



And on the other side people had lots of fun with W. Bush being on his ranch constantly.

[jennysmurf]

I get to work way before the son comes up.

But I guess so do you since you work at home.

I didn't know you had a kid.

[realmenhatelife]

Man throw the ball to Noreece, no one wants to see grease head shelby.

[jennysmurf]

I'm on recess duty again today. Those kids better not mess with me.

[jennysmurf]

Here's the link for the Vine:

https://vine.co/v/MqETW2xMDQq

[Dell]

I get to work way before the son comes up.

But I guess so do you since you work at home.

I only have daughters at home...

[Dell]

I'm actually surprised I havent seen reblogged/posted memes about the president wasting time doing comedy bits.



And on the other side people had lots of fun with W. Bush being on his ranch constantly.

exactly what I thought of...that, and being in bed by 9:00 every night (most rested wartime president in history)

[jennysmurf]

I didn't know you had a kid.

I only have daughters at home...

RMHL is bad at typing and spelling. :happy:

[realmenhatelife]

You didn't hear them say who it was at the end of the episode, Ron?

[realmenhatelife]

RMHL is bad at typing and spelling. :happy:

Just typing in this case.

[jennysmurf]

I love Vito. His goofy laugh gets me every time. :laugh:

[Dell]

You didn't hear them say who it was at the end of the episode, Ron?

WARNING...if you haven't seen the final episode, you will find spoiler material here...

having him talk about the grandfather abusing her like it was a fond memory for them both was some of the most disturbing TV I've seen...also wish they would have said what became of the father he was starving

[Dell]

I love Vito. His goofy laugh gets me every time. :laugh:

reminds me of an old cartoon character..."which way did he go George, which way did he go?"

[sailor]

I'm actually surprised I havent seen reblogged/posted memes about the president wasting time doing comedy bits.



And on the other side people had lots of fun with W. Bush being on his ranch constantly.

I love the "they all take vacations, get over it" you get from one side of the other, depending who's in office, then they make a big deal out of it when the other side's in charge. Happened just this past week here.

[jennysmurf]

reminds me of an old cartoon character..."which way did he go George, which way did he go?"

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/bs-Q0JmWjj0/hqdefault.jpg

[realmenhatelife]

WARNING...if you haven't seen the final episode, you will find spoiler material here...

having him talk about the grandfather abusing her like it was a fond memory for them both was some of the most disturbing TV I've seen...also wish they would have said what became of the father he was starving

Yeah there was unsettling.

[jennysmurf]

Yeah there was unsettling.

Really bad at typing. :happy:

[Dell]

Really bad at typing. :happy:

I think he was baiting us this time...:wink:

[deliciousV]

I think he was baiting us this time...:wink:

He's a master baiter.

[jennysmurf]

He's a master baiter.

Bless his heart. :happy:

[Misteriosa]

Hey buddays :o

[Dell]

she is a young cutie...

http://theinterrobang.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/durantnoryce1.jpeg

(the pic popped up on facebook for the iBang)

[realmenhatelife]

She is cute but she looks like a baby.

[Dell]

She is cute but she looks like a baby.

very young looking...I would never guess she was older than 16

[realmenhatelife]

Bachata be kidding me was funny.

[Dell]

what's with the Grateful Dead rejoiner...

[realmenhatelife]

He said he was getting out while he still felt good enough to live the rest of his life.

[realmenhatelife]

How can you say "It's a crazy move" about a guy who is 26 when you just admitted he'd be over the hill at 29? The whole thing is nuts.

[Misteriosa]

With that concussion stuff, they found serious brain damage in an 18 y/o high school player. It doesn't matter if the player is still young. He is still very much in danger of suffering from the brain damage

[realmenhatelife]

With that concussion stuff, they found serious brain damage in an 18 y/o high school player. It doesn't matter if the player is still young. He is still very much in danger of suffering from the brain damage

It's also a little shitty to imply that the guy cant make a living doing anything besides football and he's going to go broke. Especially when they rail about the NFL being like slavery.

[Dell]

he would have probably done less time if he killed someone...I think he should do time, but not 14 years

[Misteriosa]

As far as dating white guys go, its been my experience that generally I am not their "type". Yes, they will say I'm attractive but not enough for a relationship.

[deliciousV]

It's also a little shitty to imply that the guy cant make a living doing anything besides football and he's going to go broke. Especially when they rail about the NFL being like slavery.

and saying that the 13 mil he's made isn't gonna be enough? I'll bet most people make it from cradle to grave without spending 13 mil.

[Dell]

and saying that the 13 mil he's made isn't gonna be enough? I'll bet most people make it from cradle to grave without spending 13 mil.

but, but, but...not if he wants to live in Ron's building :dry:

[Misteriosa]

It's also a little shitty to imply that the guy cant make a living doing anything besides football and he's going to go broke. Especially when they rail about the NFL being like slavery.

Around this past super bowl, pbs was playing the hell out of those episodes of frontline that covered the NFL and their cover up of the long time evidence of concussion injuries and how they ruined the lives of the doctors who dared to try and bring awareness of the problem to the public. It was amazing.

[A.J.]

As far as dating white guys go, its been my experience that generally I am not their "type". Yes, they will say I'm attractive but not enough for a relationship.

Maybe they feel dumb when you speak fluent Latin.

[deliciousV]

he would have probably done less time if he killed someone...I think he should do time, but not 14 years

he's already served 2, he'll likely do half of the 14, so he's got about 5 to go.

I was driving up I65 between Louisville and Indy one time, at like 3 am some asshole hit me right in the eyes with a laser, I nearly ran off the road, I know it was probably some dumb kids in the housing development I was passing, but I'd have no problem with them doing some time, it's like attempted murder.

[realmenhatelife]

As far as dating white guys go, its been my experience that generally I am not their "type". Yes, they will say I'm attractive but not enough for a relationship.

Yeah but thats guys I think, not just white guys.

Around this past super bowl, pbs was playing the hell out of those episodes of frontline that covered the NFL and their cover up of the long time evidence of concussion injuries and how they ruined the lives of the doctors who dared to try and bring awareness of the problem to the public. It was amazing.

He's also not the first player that's said stuff like "this all concerns me" or "I wouldn't let my kids play this sport" or "I lied about my health because the culture says if you dont sacrifice your health you're unemployable."

[Dell]

one of the most interesting transitions to a break, ever...these boys are pulling all of their tools out on Raw Dawg

[Misteriosa]

I saw the re-vamped Cosmos yesterday. It was really good.

[realmenhatelife]

So new York is still there, right?

[Misteriosa]

Right... because they are committing murder-suicides after battling depression and financial ruin too....

[realmenhatelife]

Travis explained that some phone carriers ring immediately before the phones actually connect.

[Dell]

Ron has not seen a parakeet explode going through a Dyson Fan...silly nilly

[realmenhatelife]

Right... because they are committing murder-suicides after battling depression and financial ruin too....

Cheery.

[Misteriosa]

Cheery.

That's what was happening with all of the old football players who were found to have the traumatic brain disease. But hey, that whole thing is a load of crap right?

[jennysmurf]

Yeah but thats guys I think, not just white guys.

Are you saying that no guys find Misti attractive enough to date? :popcorn:

[realmenhatelife]

That's what was happening with all of the old football players who were found to have the traumatic brain disease. But hey, that whole thing is a load of crap right?

I'm not dumb enough to choose sides opposite House Iosa.

[realmenhatelife]

Are you saying that no guys find Misti attractive enough to date? :popcorn:

I'm saying all men are commitmentphobic dogs. Are you saying Misti goes with a lot of guys!?! :popcorn:

[jennysmurf]

I'm saying all men are commitmentphobic dogs. Are you saying Misti goes with a lot of guys!?! :popcorn:

Nope. You're the one that bumped her statement up a notch, not me.

[realmenhatelife]

Nope. You're the one that bumped her statement up a notch, not me.

You're the one that bumps a lot of notches.

[realmenhatelife]

His weed podcast or whatever. Ha!

[jennysmurf]

You're the one that bumps a lot of notches.

Your face is a notch.

[realmenhatelife]

Your face is a notch.

You dont help yourself there.






I agree with Fez, Maria is Stevies side kick and Stevie treats her just like Kenny treats him.

[realmenhatelife]

Elaine was Jay Peterman's side kick.

[Misteriosa]

"we're definitely not friends" -ron

i think i heard fez's heart shatter

[realmenhatelife]

"we're definitely not friends" -ron

i think i heard fez's heart shatter

Yeah Ron is breaking in some new boots today.

[realmenhatelife]

But are the side kicks rocking fly kicks?

[jennysmurf]

"we're definitely not friends" -ron

i think i heard fez's heart shatter

I was waiting for Fezzie to take it up and then he and Ron could argue about being friends. But he just let the uncomfortable silence linger instead. It could have been funny.

[jennysmurf]

I generally prefer the sidekick because they provide comic relief, and I like funny guys.

[jennysmurf]

Back in the day, Ron wasn't funnier than Fez. Fez used to crack me up constantly.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm instantly regretting how early I made my car appointment for on Friday.

[hanso]

Maybe the shows should have Alex Jones on about the missing plane.

[jennysmurf]

I'm instantly regretting how early I made my car appointment for on Friday.

Can you drop it off the night before? I used to do that when I lived in Connecticut. I'd drop it off at the dealer and take the train home.

[realmenhatelife]

Kenny is Cartman's side kick. Butters is more their whipping boy.

[realmenhatelife]

Can you drop it off the night before? I used to do that when I lived in Connecticut. I'd drop it off at the dealer and take the train home.

I was going to originally then I decided I'd wait with it. If I leave it I'm stuck at home all day which I think will drive me nuts. If they tell me it needs work I can arrange for a car there.

[jennysmurf]

I was going to originally then I decided I'd wait with it. If I leave it I'm stuck at home all day which I think will drive me nuts. If they tell me it needs work I can arrange for a car there.

Want me to come pick you up?

[realmenhatelife]

Want me to come pick you up?

Dont take this the wrong way but if I had to guess I'll bet you're a terrifying driver.

[Misteriosa]

aaaaand lady trucker finds her way around the ban! :clap: ahahahahahaha!

[realmenhatelife]

Poor LT still has no voice.

[jennysmurf]

Dont take this the wrong way but if I had to guess I'll bet you're a terrifying driver.

I've always been an awesome driver. Several people have told me that I am the only one they feel safe riding with. I've never had an accident, either, so there.

[realmenhatelife]

She needs a nice jewish boy.

[Misteriosa]

I've always been an awesome driver. Several people have told me that I am the only one they feel safe riding with. I've never had an accident, either, so there.

its never an accident when you hit them on purpose :rolleyes:

http://image.made-in-china.com/4f0j00FBEtKpHsCDbk/Electric-Bumper-Car-NC-BC12-.jpg

[hanso]

I've always been an awesome driver. Several people have told me that I am the only one they feel safe riding with. I've never had an accident, either, so there.

You ever drive down that sidewinder street in S.F. ?

[jennysmurf]

For someone wanting to be in radio, Norese is terrible at reading copy on air.

[realmenhatelife]

its never an accident when you hit them on purpose :rolleyes:

http://image.made-in-china.com/4f0j00FBEtKpHsCDbk/Electric-Bumper-Car-NC-BC12-.jpg

It doesn't help that I was going to say I'll bet you are a competent but aggressive driver.

[jennysmurf]

its never an accident when you hit them on purpose :rolleyes:

http://image.made-in-china.com/4f0j00FBEtKpHsCDbk/Electric-Bumper-Car-NC-BC12-.jpg

Who's side are you on?


You ever drive down that sidewinder street in S.F. ?


Yes, several times. It's a very annoying street to drive down.

[Misteriosa]

ohh, ronnie. there totally are people who would not be happy if their son brought me home. its happened to me many times. they like all the things the son says about me, think im wonderful, and cant wait to meet me. then they see me. ive had a guy's dad glare at me for the entire dinner.it was very uncomfortable.

[jennysmurf]

It doesn't help that I was going to say I'll bet you are a competent but aggressive driver.

I am a very aggressive driver, but you have to be around here.

[hanso]

Who's side are you on?





Yes, several times. It's a very annoying street to drive down.

Why was it made that way?

[jennysmurf]

Why was it made that way?

Because otherwise, it was way too steep for the horses.

[hanso]

Because otherwise, it was way too steep for the horses.

Oh yeah, thought it was old and that's why it is left that way.

[jennysmurf]

ohh, ronnie. there totally are people who would not be happy if their son brought me home. its happened to me many times. they like all the things the son says about me, think im wonderful, and cant wait to meet me. then they see me. ive had a guy's dad glare at me for the entire dinner.it was very uncomfortable.

My cousin married a Filipina, and although her parents were completely fine with it, my grandmother was skeptical. She just couldn't help herself, and had to be embarrassing every time she talked to her. She'd talk about skin color, and throw in how she always shook hands with the black people at church. I loved her, but she was cray. :wacko:

[jennysmurf]

Oh yeah, thought it was old and that's why it is left that way.

Yeah, now it's a tourist attraction. Although there are several hills in the city that my little car can't get all the way to the top. I've had to back into a driveway and go back down before.

[hanso]

Some days Ron claims to be Fez's friend.

[realmenhatelife]

My cousin married a Filipina, and although her parents were completely fine with it, my grandmother was skeptical. She just couldn't help herself, and had to be embarrassing every time she talked to her. She'd talk about skin color, and throw in how she always shook hands with the black people at church. I loved her, but she was cray. :wacko:

My cousin married an irish so now she's dead to us.

[A.J.]

My cousin married a Filipina, and although her parents were completely fine with it, my grandmother was skeptical. She just couldn't help herself, and had to be embarrassing every time she talked to her. She'd talk about skin color, and throw in how she always shook hands with the black people at church. I loved her, but she was cray. :wacko:

You should have told grandma Filipinas make excellent maids.

[jennysmurf]

My cousin married an irish so now she's dead to us.

Shuuuuuun! Shuuuuun! Shun the nonbeliever!

[jennysmurf]

You should have told grandma Filipinas make excellent maids.

You're not invited to any of my family functions.

[A.J.]

Apparently.

[jennysmurf]

Apparently.

I'm still waiting on you to make the first move. You're entirely too timid.

[hanso]

Most shows don't have sidekick sidekicks, Get Smart comes to mind.

[hanso]

I'm still waiting on you to make the first move. You're entirely too timid.

Ladies first.

[jennysmurf]

Ladies first.

Uh uh.

[hanso]

Lol @ Fez & Ron bit.

[Dell]

Back in the day, Ron wasn't funnier than Fez. Fez used to crack me up constantly.

Fez was a sniper with occasional scripted bits, and I also laughed harder at Fez...Ron now stops him when he snipes and ridicules him for reading his scripted bits

Luckily, Ron is still able to manipulate most situations into "the funny"...

[foodcourtdruide]

Am I the only one not seeing Ron and Fez on demand anymore? Why is the mobile app so terrible?

[fezident]

Am I the only one not seeing Ron and Fez on demand anymore? Why is the mobile app so terrible?

That app is the worst.
It's clumsy... hard to navigate... and it kicks the shit out of the battery.

I would seriously love to see the design concepts they turned down.

Fuck that app.