Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/8/14 - Husky

[realmenhatelife]

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1 866 Ron 0 Fez

I'm ready for lunch.

[realmenhatelife]

Bobo is optimistic.

[realmenhatelife]

This is a for real faith based movie? Jeez Kinnear is hard up.

[Recyclerz]

He's currently the protagonist of a dramedy on Fox.

So you might be right...

[realmenhatelife]

If you showed Network to a kid today they'd say "holy shit this movie is way too long."

[Dell]

question of the day...will they work the "has Fez signed" bit another day?

[CountryBob]

anyone ever read that religious book "the shack"?
I thought it sucked.

[realmenhatelife]

"Life is a stage or something" - Shakespeare

[realmenhatelife]

anyone ever read that religious book "the shack"?
I thought it sucked.

My dad likes it, and he likes all those left behind books.

[sailor]

This is a for real faith based movie? Jeez Kinnear is hard up.

What movie?

[realmenhatelife]

What movie?

Heaven is Real or something like that.

[PapaBear]

What movie?
I looked up Jeez Kinnear and got ZERO results.

[sailor]

I looked up Jeez Kinnear and got ZERO results.

Hence the desperation.

[sailor]

Heaven is Real or something like that.

Thought maybe god is not dead.

[Dell]

this is the worst work they have ever done...at least with the Midnight Rider, they let us be part of the joke

like the new psychiatrist "evaluation" that HAD to be during their show, this is way too forced...

[CountryBob]

is Shelby really this fucking stupid?

[realmenhatelife]

Shakira also predates Kardashian.



And Hicks is an ass gentrifier. That Kardashian thing is just the sanitized version of rap booty.

[Dell]

is Shelby really this fucking stupid?

do you remember ESD?

[jennysmurf]

is Shelby really this fucking stupid?

No, but Chris is.

[sailor]

Shakira also predates Kardashian.



And Hicks is an ass gentrifier. That Kardashian thing is just the sanitized version of rap booty.


Aka - grotesque?

[LeedsJr]

Aka - grotesque?

Racist.

[realmenhatelife]

Aka - grotesque?

That's your personal preference I'm just saying that the skinny girl with a giant ass is a sanitized version of an all over thickness that predates it.


I like thick legs.

[sailor]

Racist.

Actually, that would be you - making race assumptions that never were there. ;)

[jennysmurf]

I am a church-going lady, and I have zero interest in this new Greg Kinnear movie. I hate melodramatic nonsense.

[Dell]

the more a carney says something isn't a work, the more you should think it is a work...:dry: UNHUH

[LeedsJr]

Actually, that would be you - making race assumptions that never were there. ;)

Not me. I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

[PapaBear]

I am a church-going lady, and I have zero interest in this new Greg Kinnear movie. I hate melodramatic nonsense.
I thought his name was Jeez. I'm confused. I always thought Greg was as Todd as it gets.

[Dell]

Not me. I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

me too...very much

[jennysmurf]

I thought his name was Jeez. I'm confused. I always thought Greg was as Todd as it gets.

Go away, Sneezy McSniffle.

[LeedsJr]

me too...very much


Well then, you other brothers can't deny.

[sailor]

Not me. I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

I was surprised RMHL didn't use that one before.

[LeedsJr]

I was surprised RMHL didn't use that one before.

Maybe he was waiting for a girl to walk in, all itty-bitty thin...

[PapaBear]

Go away, Sneezy McSniffle.
Easy to say, when I'm about to go away. I wish allergies were contagious. I'd totally sneeze on you.

[realmenhatelife]

I was surprised RMHL didn't use that one before.

I was waiting for 'put em on the glass' to come up.

[jennysmurf]

Easy to say, when I'm about to go away. I wish allergies were contagious. I'd totally sneeze on you.

You would, cause you're totes mean. Let me know when you're about to pass out from the allergy meds, and I'll get into your drug dreams.

[Dell]

Well then, you other brothers can't deny.

That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung

[realmenhatelife]

I was making red pepper flakes from dried chiles the other day and it's like getting maced with sneezing powder.

[jennysmurf]

I was making red pepper flakes from dried chiles the other day and it's like getting maced with sneezing powder.

Pepper spray is too mainstream. RMHL has been making his own long before anyone else. He needs it, cause he's so pretty.

[LeedsJr]

I was making red pepper flakes from dried chiles the other day and it's like getting maced with sneezing powder.

Do you churn your own butter as well?

[realmenhatelife]

Ha, Norece' sweetheart routine is funny.

[Dell]

Pepper spray is too mainstream. RMHL has been making his own long before anyone else. He needs it, cause he's so pretty.

such a hipster...

[realmenhatelife]

Pepper spray is too mainstream. RMHL has been making his own long before anyone else. He needs it, cause he's so pretty.

Do you churn your own butter as well?

Seriously it's way cheaper and they're way more flavorful and hotter if you just go buy a bag of dried chiles from the health food or mexican market and blitz them in your food processor. It takes like 20 seconds.

[LeedsJr]

Pepper spray is too mainstream. RMHL has been making his own long before anyone else. He needs it, cause he's so pretty.

He needs pepper spray, I need chloroform. We all have our crosses to bear.

[PapaBear]

You would, cause you're totes mean. Let me know when you're about to pass out from the allergy meds, and I'll get into your drug dreams.
I don't take allergy meds. I've been using saline spray. I may... MAY take one that CLAIMS to be "non drowsy" at some point. Drugs are for pussies.

[Dell]

He needs pepper spray, I need chloroform. We all have our crosses to bear.

don't make you a bad person...wait a minute

[realmenhatelife]

I don't take allergy meds. I've been using saline spray. I may... MAY take one that CLAIMS to be "non drowsy" at some point. Drugs are for pussies.

Allerclear from costco works for me and is non drowsy.

[Dell]

I don't take allergy meds. I've been using saline spray. I may... MAY take one that CLAIMS to be "non drowsy" at some point. Drugs are for pussies.

the plural is "pussai"...

[jennysmurf]

I don't take allergy meds. I've been using saline spray. I may... MAY take one that CLAIMS to be "non drowsy" at some point. Drugs are for pussies.

Fine, I'll just haunt your regular dreams. Drug dreams are more fun, though. You take all the fun out of everything.

[jennysmurf]

Allerclear from costco works for me and is non drowsy.

You should just make your own out of wheat germ and loofah dust.

[LeedsJr]

You should just make your own out of wheat germ and loofah dust.

You know where I can score some pharmaceutical grade loofah dust?

[jennysmurf]

You know where I can score some pharmaceutical grade loofah dust?

No I don't, and how dare you ask such a thing!











Psst....I'll PM you....

[LeedsJr]

No I don't, and how dare you ask such a thing!











Psst....I'll PM you....

Sweet.
Funny thing, I only had to type in "ph" for my phone to come up with "pharmaceutical".

[Dell]

Sweet.
Funny thing, I only had to type in "ph" for my phone to come up with "pharmaceutical".

I didn't laugh...perhaps you are mistaken

[Dell]

BTW...loofahs are for masochists

[sailor]

I didn't laugh...perhaps you are mistaken

Ha! NOW I did.

[LeedsJr]

I didn't laugh...perhaps you are mistaken

Nope. No mistake. I type in "ph", and my phone suggests "pharmaceutical".

[sailor]

Nope. No mistake. I type in "ph", and my phone suggests "pharmaceutical".

Ono.

[LeedsJr]

Ono.

Yoko?

[realmenhatelife]

You should just make your own out of wheat germ and loofah dust.

Do you have a pepper mill to grind black peppercorns over things?

[LeedsJr]

Do you have a pepper mill to grind black peppercorns over things?



Just when I think the euphemisms can't get any weirder...

[jennysmurf]

Do you have a pepper mill to grind black peppercorns over things?

I do not. My employers do, though.

[realmenhatelife]

I do not. My employers do, though.

You use it?

[Dell]

I do not. My employers do, though.

hipsters...the bunch of you

[underdog]

Do you have a pepper mill to grind black peppercorns over things?

I do!

This creating your own red pepper flakes sounds interesting. What do you do?

Have you made your own hot sauce before?

[jennysmurf]

I do!

This creating your own red pepper flakes sounds interesting. What do you do?

Have you made your own hot sauce before?

Why don't you two get together and grind some stuff?:popcorn:

[sailor]

Why don't you two get together and grind some stuff?:popcorn:

Vaginas. Ha!

[realmenhatelife]

I do!

This creating your own red pepper flakes sounds interesting. What do you do?

Have you made your own hot sauce before?

Buy whatever dried peppers you want to sprinkle over food, put them in a food processor and pulse it until they're the consistency you want. If they have stems you have to destem them. And pro tip wet paper towels to cover up the feeder tube so you're not blowing pepper dust in your face.


We did make our own hot sauce but not to good enough results to keep doing it.

[realmenhatelife]

Why don't you two get together and grind some stuff?:popcorn:

She doesn't answer because she doesn't want the ball spiked in her face.

[sailor]

She doesn't answer because she doesn't want the ball spiked in her face.

You euphemismed her!

[realmenhatelife]

Game of Thrones back in a big way.

Ron is going to catch on one day in reruns and talk all about it.

[sailor]

Ha, "you got it wet!"

[jennysmurf]

You euphemismed her!

He tried.

[sailor]

He tried.

Yeah, it did seem like he forced it.

And what's with this laser?

[sailor]

Game of Thrones back in a big way.

Ron is going to catch on one day in reruns and talk all about it.

I don't think he'd give it an honest chance.

[realmenhatelife]

Yeah, it did seem like he forced it.

And what's with this laser?

She has fully UK'd her argument.

[jennysmurf]

Yeah, it did seem like he forced it.

And what's with this laser?

It's something Hicks came up with to introduce IB Wire topics.

[realmenhatelife]

I don't think he'd give it an honest chance.

He loves King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond as is Thrones is more embarrassing than that.

[sailor]

He loves King of Queens and Everybody Loves Raymond as is Thrones is more embarrassing than that.

It's the genre, just like he won't give a (modern) cartoon a chance.

[realmenhatelife]

Shoot I was going to guess Ethan Hawke for The Purge but that isn't a series.

[sailor]

Alien sig weaver?

[realmenhatelife]

Signed by the star is not a clue.

[sailor]

Signed by the star is not a clue.

Sure it is. But isn't aliens a sequel? Because that's what the caller said.

[sailor]

And "different visions" is exactly the type of hung Ron would say. Why is it funny here?

[jennysmurf]

Alien sig weaver?

What's a sig weaver?

[realmenhatelife]

Sure it is. But isn't aliens a sequel? Because that's what the caller said.

The judges will have to take it away on review.

And "different visions" is exactly the type of hung Ron would say. Why is it funny here?

It was such a hilarious non point.

[sailor]

What's a sig weaver?

The correct answer, before the caller got it wrong.

[realmenhatelife]

Fictional Bands in comedy movies:

Blues Brothers

School of Rock

Spinal tap

Wyld Stallions





Missing Josie and the Pussycats, The Wonders, The Stains

Wyld Stallions dont even play music until Bogus Journey.

[realmenhatelife]

What's a sig weaver?

It's kindof like a pepper mill.

[sailor]

The judges will have to take it away on review.

It was such a hilarious non point.

Ron paused for a LONG time, then effectively said "fuck it."

Sure, but it's exactly what Ron would or has said.

[realmenhatelife]

The band from The New Guy with a young hairy pitted Zoey Daschanel.

Sex Babomb.

This list sucks.

[LeedsJr]

And "different visions" is exactly the type of hung Ron would say. Why is it funny here?

What's a sig weaver?


What's a "type of hung"?? :blink:

[sailor]

The band from The New Guy with a young hairy pitted Zoey Daschanel.

Sex Babomb.

This list sucks.

Yes man? (Think you mixed it up with new girl)

[realmenhatelife]

N.w.h
Cb4

[realmenhatelife]

Yes man? (Think you mixed it up with new girl)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0241760/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

2002 DJ Quals vehicle

[jennysmurf]

What's a "type of hung"?? :blink:

I think you know exactly what it is.:wink:

[sailor]

What's a "type of hung"?? :blink:

"type of thing" and autocorrect.

[sailor]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0241760/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1

2002 DJ Quals vehicle

I remember that! Then right after I was at a wedding where the bride looked like quals.

[realmenhatelife]

The band is played by Metric.

[realmenhatelife]

I remember that! Then right after I was at a wedding where the bride looked like quals.

Yikes.

[LeedsJr]

"type of thing" and autocorrect.


Your autocorrect changes "thing" to "hung"?!?

I wonder what you're search history looks like!? :lol:

[realmenhatelife]

Airheads is a good movie, that song is a Reagan Youth song too which is a bonus.

[sailor]

Yikes.

Exactly. Groom's side had fun when I pointed it out tho.

[LeedsJr]

So... Did Fez get fired? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[jennysmurf]

Your autocorrect changes "thing" to "hung"?!?

I wonder what you're search history looks like!? :lol:

Sailor's very gross.

[deliciousV]

Paul Stanley on tomorrow at 1:30, so I'm guessing early guest Jim Norton.

[sailor]

Sailor's very gross.

Truth bomb!

[sailor]

Paul Stanley on tomorrow at 1:30, so I'm guessing early guest Jim Norton.

With his allegations of anti-semitism?

[deliciousV]

With his allegations of anti-semitism?

Jim Norton don't care nothing about that. James Nortonstein is pissed though.

[Dell]

So... Did Fez get fired? :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

HA, I'm guessing, April 6th was the date Fez had scheduled something that would take him away from the show (for as yet, undetermined length) so, in typical form they set up this work to keep us rubes wondering...while treating us like a bunch of dummies is frustrating, the show was funny both yesterday and today in his absence

[underdog]

HA, I'm guessing, April 6th was the date Fez had scheduled something that would take him away from the show (for as yet, undetermined length) so, in typical form they set up this work to keep us rubes wondering...while treating us like a bunch of dummies is frustrating, the show was funny both yesterday and today in his absence

Shelby and Pepper have been in the studio for the entirety of the last two days.

Fez is in the booth running the show.

[sailor]

Shelby and Pepper have been in the studio for the entirety of the last two days.

Fez is in the booth running the show.

Fez is gone. Write it on a rock.

[CakeHorn]

Fez is gone. Write it on a rock.

really? I sure hope not.
he is the only reason I listen.
do you have inside information about the show?

[jennysmurf]

Fez is gone. Write it on a rock.

Can I write it on your face with a rock?

[epo]

Can I write it on your face with a rock?

Tough talk.

[Dell]

Fez is gone. Write it on a rock.

http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/Breitbart/Big-Government/2014/01/15/plymouth-rock-vandalism.jpg

[jennysmurf]

Tough talk.

It's more than just talk. :annoyed:

[TimTimSalabim]

Tough talk.

Tough times demand tough talk.

[sailor]

really? I sure hope not.
he is the only reason I listen.
do you have inside information about the show?

It's pretty well detailed in Ron's blog.