Ron and Fez Listening Thread 4/16/14 - Samson

[realmenhatelife]

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Make a ginger's day (http://www.cafepress.com/robotartist)
We've got our top scientists working day and night to figure out a Ron and Fez (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=4)
Mistah O'neal if ya nasty (http://www.amazon.com/Mr-P-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B006G4PS9M/ref=sr_1_3?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1322671850&sr=1-3)
Order "Unreleased" - Out Now, suckahz! (http://www.amazon.com/Unreleased-Patrice-ONeal/dp/B00E4V0E34/ref=sr_1_1?s=music&ie=UTF8&qid=1377011161&sr=1-1)
Interawhat, interawho, interabang! (http://theinterrobang.com/)
Call in! Don't suck.

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I think they said they might discharge Fez today.

[jennysmurf]

You're hoping Fez will discharge? Gross.

[Dell]

buddays...:bye:

your big toe only has 2 bones and the rest have 3...#790

[Dell]

added a cucumber salad to my normal Wednesday Chicken Curry lunch and it is so deliciously fresh...I figured you guys would want to know

[realmenhatelife]

added a cucumber salad to my normal Wednesday Chicken Curry lunch and it is so deliciously fresh...I figured you guys would want to know

Cucumber is underrated I think.

[jennysmurf]

Cucumber is underrated I think.

Uh huh, tell them about your "Downton Abbey" promotion idea. :dry:

[realmenhatelife]

Uh huh, tell them about your "Downton Abbey" promotion idea. :dry:

You didn't get that joke. It wasn't about the cucumbers.

[jennysmurf]

You didn't get that joke. It wasn't about the cucumbers.

I don't even try to get terrible jokes. Cause they're terrible.

[Dell]

You didn't get that joke. It wasn't about the cucumbers.

well, I know I'm admitting to being as slow on the uptake as Jenny...I didn't see a joke there

[realmenhatelife]

Hot food doesn't taste awful, it's just hot. Peppers are great tasting, just sometimes they're too hot.

[Dell]

the cucumber salad has expanded threefold since being consumed...I need some GasX, pronto!

[realmenhatelife]

well, I know I'm admitting to being as slow on the uptake as Jenny...I didn't see a joke there

She's referring to something outside of this thread. I actually legitimately think cucumbers are delicious, they've always been one of my favorite vegetables.

[LeedsJr]

added a cucumber salad to my normal Wednesday Chicken Curry lunch and it is so deliciously fresh...I figured you guys would want to know


You figured wrong.

[LeedsJr]

the cucumber salad has expanded threefold since being consumed...I need some GasX, pronto!

We really didn't want to know this either.

[jennysmurf]

You figured wrong.

:laugh:

[Dell]

You figured wrong.

well, what about the update on them making me all bloated feeling...that's a keeper post

[Dell]

We really didn't want to know this either.

okay...I'll restrict my updates to only the times I'm going to the local pub

:dry:

[sailor]

well, what about the update on them making me all bloated feeling...that's a keeper post

Backread.

[jennysmurf]

okay...I'll restrict my updates to only the times I'm going to the local pub

:dry:

Zing! He got you, Leeds!

I want to know all about you guys. I see you as my kids. I like to know what's going on in your life, so that I can give unsolicited advice.

[Dell]

Backread.

I did...did you?

[realmenhatelife]

ice cube 3 kings

[Dell]

ice cube 3 kings

you win...I had aces and fours

[sailor]

I did...did you?

Yeah, saw it after I posted. Oh well.

[realmenhatelife]

Did the girl ever find out she had chlamydia? Because that will make a chick sterile.

[Dell]

this just in...

Dave McDonald
2 mins ·

Set the DVR's, homies! TLC now confirms that the Davey Mac episode of America's Worst Tattoos shall air this MONDAY, April 21st, at 10 PM (EST)!!

[Dell]

how did the toddler get inside there (http://gawker.com/missing-3-year-old-found-inside-arcade-claw-machine-1563743705?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawk)

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--axBqV5im--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/exthzjyuazlvvxt59zga.jpg

[LeedsJr]

okay...I'll restrict my updates to only the times I'm going to the local pub

:dry:

Speaking of which, the Yankees play the Cubs in a few minutes... :drunk:

[LeedsJr]

Zing! He got you, Leeds!

I want to know all about you guys. I see you as my kids. I like to know what's going on in your life, so that I can give unsolicited advice.

So what should I have to drink at the pub?

[realmenhatelife]

Well now people are just making up stories.

[sailor]

Well now people are just making up stories.

No, he's really going to the pub.

[LeedsJr]

Well now people are just making up stories.

No, I really am going to the pub.

[Dell]

Well now people are just making up stories.

I've always thought that during this bit...make me think of this guy

http://pmcmovieline.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/tommyflanagan.jpg

[PapaBear]

Great... I'm recording Archer and bad ESD tats at the same time. I hope my Digital Video Recorder doesn't implode.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ESD-JESUSCHAIRSLarge.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ESD-BillyLarge.jpg

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y229/snowmaninva66/ESD-IcingLarge.jpg

[LeedsJr]

No, he's really going to the pub.

:lol: Cheers! :drunk:

[realmenhatelife]

Stars and bars is confederate, no?

[sailor]

Stars and bars is confederate, no?

I defer to Leeds on all matters bar.

[PapaBear]

I defer to Leeds on all matters bar.
He doesn't go to those fancy star's bars.

[LeedsJr]

He doesn't go to those fancy star's bars.

Nope.

My office relocated Monday. Had to find a new pub. The bartender already knows my name and what I drink.
I appreciate that level of professionalism and dedication to ones craft.

[realmenhatelife]

Ron's going to mold shelby into the new Fez so he has someone to kick around for another 20 years.

[Dell]

Stars and bars is confederate, no?

the confederate flag was referred to as the stars and bars...the first one was seven stars in a circle of blue with two red and one white stripe
http://www.allstarflags.com/inc/files/editor/image/Flag%20Facts/Confederate%20Flags/First_Confederate_StarsandBars_Flag.jpg
eventually increased to 11 stars in the circle...now people only think of the battle flag when you hear stars and bars
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h2fm7XXALnY/Tm-MuC73YbI/AAAAAAAAEfU/5OGsk6GxgtM/s1600/800px-CSA_Flag_2.7.1861-28.11.1861.svg.png

[realmenhatelife]

the confederate flag was referred to as the stars and bars...the first one was seven stars in a circle of blue with two red and one white stripe
http://www.allstarflags.com/inc/files/editor/image/Flag%20Facts/Confederate%20Flags/First_Confederate_StarsandBars_Flag.jpg
eventually increased to 11 stars in the circle...now people only think of the battle flag when you hear stars and bars
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-h2fm7XXALnY/Tm-MuC73YbI/AAAAAAAAEfU/5OGsk6GxgtM/s1600/800px-CSA_Flag_2.7.1861-28.11.1861.svg.png

You're right I only think of the battle flag.

[sailor]

Very reminiscent of the Bennington flag.

[realmenhatelife]

Are they running a show tomorrow prior to unmast?

[realmenhatelife]

I just read that Ford is putting a mustang on the empire state building for the 50th anniversary of the car. That doesn't make any sense.

[sailor]

I just read that Ford is putting a mustang on the empire state building for the 50th anniversary of the car. That doesn't make any sense.

Which part?

[realmenhatelife]

Shot gun isn't really a rock song.

[PapaBear]

I just read that Ford is putting a mustang on the empire state building for the 50th anniversary of the car. That doesn't make any sense.
And they will be dropping cups of Wawa coffee to the people below! (http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2014/04/16/ford-celebrates-mustangs-50th-anniversary-from-top-of-empire-state-building/)

[deliciousV]

She's referring to something outside of this thread. I actually legitimately think cucumbers are delicious, they've always been one of my favorite vegetables.

Wazzat?

[sailor]

Shot gun isn't really a rock song.

Crazy talk.

[A.J.]

Baker Street, Gerry Rafferty. Big sax driven song.

[deliciousV]

Nope.

My office relocated Monday. Had to find a new pub. The bartender already knows my name and what I drink.
I appreciate that level of professionalism and dedication to ones craft.

sympathy's to the old pub owner, probably had to take a kid out of college. I hope they retired your seat number.

[LeedsJr]

Baker Street, Gerry Rafferty. Big sax driven song.

I prefer the Foo Fighters version, personally

[LeedsJr]

sympathy's to the old pub owner, probably had to take a kid out of college. I hope they retired your seat number.

It was a tearful goodbye last week.

[PapaBear]

sympathy's to the old pub owner, probably had to take a kid out of college.
Yeah, right... The owner's kid has been sending free pizza to basketball players for YEARS!

[realmenhatelife]

Crazy talk.

It's soul music.

[sailor]

It's soul music.

Racist.

[realmenhatelife]

Racist.

But against whites.

[realmenhatelife]

Here comes the human colostomy bag, Gurian.

[realmenhatelife]

I'll bet they give post John Stewart to Chris Hardwick.

[sailor]

I'll bet they give post John Stewart to Chris Hardwick.

The guy married to robin Byrd in debbie does Dallas?

[realmenhatelife]

The guy married to robin Byrd in debbie does Dallas?

Blowhard just laughed.

[sailor]

Blowhard just laughed.

I'll take my victories where I can get 'em.

[realmenhatelife]

Every woman they just brought up did self depricating humor, gurian you pointless. Lucille Ball, Moms Mabley, Phyllis Dillar not to mention Joan Rivers.

[realmenhatelife]

I'm kindof surprised when these guys come in and dont really try to be funny.

[Dell]

I'm kindof surprised when these guys come in and dont really try to be funny.

I've paused the show a couple times for some meetings, so I haven't gotten to this part of the show...I've been afraid that Gurian would suck the funny out of the show completely

Gurian is the black hole of comedy...

[Lemieux66]

I've paused the show a couple times for some meetings, so I haven't gotten to this part of the show...I've been afraid that Gurian would suck the funny out of the show completely

Gurian is the black hole of comedy...

In that regard, he's doing an admirable job filling in for Fez.

[realmenhatelife]

I've paused the show a couple times for some meetings, so I haven't gotten to this part of the show...I've been afraid that Gurian would suck the funny out of the show completely

Gurian is the black hole of comedy...

The guy he's with isn't really helping although Gurian does wind up talking about the holocaust.

[Dell]

In that regard, he's doing an admirable job filling in for Fez.

Rude and Rude...

[TimTimSalabim]

Call me crazy, but I'm actually starting to like listening to Gurian.

[LeedsJr]

Call me crazy, but I'm actually starting to like listening to Gurian.

You're crazy. :tongue:

[jennysmurf]

Rude and Rude...

I miss 1990's Fez. :sad:

[TimTimSalabim]

You're crazy. :tongue:

I can take it. Just don't call me late for dinner or sump'tin.

[Dell]

I miss 1990's Fez. :sad:

I used to go to that super-secret archive site and listen to those shows again...now the site is password protected and I can't get in!

[jennysmurf]

I used to go to that super-secret archive site and listen to those shows again...now the site is password protected and I can't get in!

Pitiful. Why must the man always try to keep us down?

[Dell]

Pitiful. Why must the man always try to keep us down?

the nerve to password protect the questionably legal storage of material that some services charge money to acquire...hrumph!

[jennysmurf]

the nerve to password protect the questionably legal storage of material that some services charge money to acquire...hrumph!

Bastards!

[LeedsJr]

Bastards!

Off with their heads!

[Dell]

Bastards!

I think I'll try that as the password...

[fezident]

If somebody has an MP3 of this episode of the show... please let me know.

Audible doesn't have it.

THANKS!