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FIG
02-13-2002, 08:42 PM
Joe Poo doesn't seem like hes really training and working out for this fight. Most of us wanna see Al Dukes left in a bloody mess but our hopes lie with Joe Poo which sux. Can anyone post a pic or a description of both of their physical characteristics so those of us who've never seen them can get an idea of how they size up

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TheGameHHH
02-13-2002, 08:54 PM
Poo will kill Dukes. 1) Because he's from a tougher part of Jersey and 2) Cause Poo always wins over Big Fags.

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nycenice
02-14-2002, 05:43 AM
i will bet onyone anything the fight goes as follows

al dukes runs around the ring throwing one or two punches that may actually hit! the fight is boring people start booing and once again al dukes has ruined another bit yay!

i'm back for the first time to spread my irrational opinions. stay vigilant in spite of al duke's systematic
assault of the ronfez show. one day poo will rise up and strike him down 4ever!!!

FUNKMAN
02-14-2002, 06:44 AM
Doesn't Joe eat his own Poo!
All he'll have to do is breathe on the guy...
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irishkb
02-14-2002, 07:00 AM
Joe only has a chance in the first round.. after that al is just going to run around...

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JerseyRich
02-14-2002, 07:03 AM
I think that Joe is trying to psych Al out...The whole "lethargic" act is really working...Joe is gonna show up to the Downtown and cause Al to shit his pants!

Nuff Said!
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Mettelhead
02-14-2002, 07:34 AM
Isn't Al bigger than Poo? I hate to say it, but I think Al is going to win. This is his time to release all of his anger from inside of him. He's going to be like Adam Sandler in the waterboy. You know the part where Henry Winkler goes "Gatorade is better than water." Then he sees Winkler's head on top of the quarterback taunting him going "GAAA..TOR.. AAAADE!" Al's just going to see everyone that ever called him fag, made fun of him, broke his pinball machine etc...
But part of me still pictures him running around the ring doing nothing, ruining another bit.

Man, I wish I was going!

Lisa Croft
02-14-2002, 08:27 AM
Can anyone post a pic or a description of both of their physical characteristics so those of us who've never seen them can get an idea of how they size up

I'm bad with height/weight descriptions, but Al is taller, Joe is beefier. Al probably has 2 or 3 inches on Joe, but he's wiry... Joe looks like he has a lot more force. Then again, Al has 32 years of clean living under his belt and Joe's body is a cesspool. Who knows. Joe might get winded in 30 seconds, while Al's unyielding girlie swings triumph.

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Jackie Sloan
02-14-2002, 09:26 AM
If Joe doesn't knock his ass out early, he's in trouble. marlboro reds, vicadin and scotch aren't much of a training regimen.

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ice cream girl
02-14-2002, 09:48 AM
NO...and that is my final answer

God put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

Jackie Sloan
02-14-2002, 09:58 AM
Ice cream girl..what's up?

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Prince Neptune
02-14-2002, 10:10 AM
The only thing Al has been doing to train is run and thats all he's probabally going to do in the ring.

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TLM
02-14-2002, 04:46 PM
Nope... Like others have said, if Joe doesn't knock Al out in the first few seconds of the first round he's got NO chance.
Al needs to get Joe to chase him. When Joe gets tired Al has to hit and move.
It's REALLY REALLY hard to punch hard for 3 minutes, let alone several 3 minute rounds. And on top of those 3 minutes someone is trying to beat your ass. It's not easy at all.

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drinks are on the house
02-14-2002, 05:01 PM
I want Joe to win but I don't honestly think he has a chance. Al has more to fight for, everyone thinks hes a fag so hes going to get a lot of heat at the place which will anger him more causing a better fight. Joe is too confident going in and hasnt trained so he is gonna go down and its gonna be a big disappointment

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CovDiesel
02-14-2002, 05:31 PM
Poo will win... Al's a big fag and has no chance of beating the big man from Jersey...

He eats his own poo.. do you think he's gonna let some fag beat him up.. I don't think so.

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french bread pizza
02-14-2002, 05:49 PM
i have faith in him

i have nothing witty to add.

Cybersoldier
02-14-2002, 06:15 PM
Dukes cannot control the people who work under him. Poo is going to kill Al

Slappy
02-14-2002, 09:49 PM
I never thought i'd say this btu im actually rooting for al. Poo is being so mean ALL the time, and its making Al the underdog. But who knows, it just might be funny if Al actually cleaned Poo's clock. I mean, what then? How will poo ever live it down? It Poo won, then it'd just be business as usual.

IRISjr
02-15-2002, 04:02 AM
Joe poo is so less fit.
but you have to KEEP THE FAITH. FEEL THE FAITH. BE THE FAITH.

god im such an idiot, joe poo will nock Al's slippers off

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ice cream girl
02-15-2002, 06:29 AM
"Ice Cream Girl whats up?"

nothings up i suppose i'm one of the few who DOESN'T have faith in Joes "fighting skills"

God put me on this earth to do a certain number of things right... now i'm so far behind, i'll never die.

OL Dirty Jr
02-16-2002, 09:11 AM
Poo might lose on the factor that Al has prolly been training like Rocky....but Poo can take him

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sexy bastard
02-16-2002, 12:02 PM
i dont have faith in joe...i wont be there for the fights so you folks wil lhave to tell me how it went


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IkeaBoy
02-16-2002, 12:09 PM
i think joe is underestimating Al and I don't think he's that prepared to go into a fight fight.

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ThePointer
02-16-2002, 06:39 PM
From all I have been hearing Poo had better make the first minute or so worthwhile otherwise he will collapse. Now if all that talk is true or will Al and Poo come out hand in hand in the ring and kiss and make up? After all Al is supposedly the "hard " one.

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HordeKing1
02-16-2002, 07:20 PM
Can there truly be a winner in this fight? Will it change anything in their relationship or the show?

Hopefully following their mutual display of machismo they'll shake hands and play nice.

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IkeaBoy
02-16-2002, 07:38 PM
neither of them will respect the other. Joe will still insult Al and Al will stil take it no matter the outcome.

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nycenice
02-17-2002, 07:48 AM
hordeking's right it's not gonna change anything afterward we'll either have more fag jokes from poo or i knocked you out jokes from al. they really shold have had a reward or stipulation like loser stays quiet when getting dissed or suttin corny like that

i'm back for the first time to spread my irrational opinions. stay vigilant in spite of al duke's systematic
assault of the ronfez show. one day poo will rise up and strike him down 4ever!!!

Aldust19
02-17-2002, 10:03 AM
Al Dukes will be like Frank Dux from "Bloodsport" and waste Jo Poo in the first round.

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Jingo
02-17-2002, 08:21 PM
Fighting has nothing to do with who has the biggest mouth.

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ThePointer
02-17-2002, 08:49 PM
I think you are right Horde King. But then what will the new running bit be?

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FIG
02-17-2002, 09:14 PM
personally I dont care what happens after the fight as long as during the fight there is blood coming out of Al.

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The Blowhard
02-17-2002, 09:26 PM
Poo should win, but he better be aware of "Retard Rage". Al has taken his lumps for a very long time, and sometimes people you least expect to fight go out and kill a family with an axe.
Al has that "rage thing" happening. Joe has better street smarts, but he should really be ready for some fireworks when Dukes snaps.

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CovDiesel
02-18-2002, 08:32 PM
RETARD RAGE.... I LOVE THAT.... THAT SHOULD BE THE PROMO... BEWARE THE RETARD RAGE..

funny stuff.. Heck.

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