**MEMBERS** What key info do you think a new rf.net member needs to know?

[Captain Rooster]

Well, as we all know, I am not even worthy to tie GVAC's shoes, but I am the newest mod for "new member orientation."

I would like to know what information you think needs to bestowed upon the newest members of RonFez.net







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Rooster

[F1Gm3nT]

I am Spic Master Flash!!!!
I am the master there is no HIRE
and because of that you can call me SIRE

lol
congrats Mr. Rooster
mod well deserved

i wante evryone to know THAT I AM THE ORIGINAL BOARD SPIC!!!! I WAS THE FIRST ALL YOUS THAT COME FIRST!!! CAN KISS MY CULO!!!!
just kiding
I cut ya tho
:)



im a kidder at times

"Fuck the world dont ask me for shit
Everything you need you gotta work hard for it" - B.I.G.

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[irishkb]

probably the normal bit.. how to get a sig pic. answers about how you get writing under your name.. how to put a picture in a post.. thoses seem to be the most asked questions from people.

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[EffMeBoobs]

I think the key things to learn as a new member are:

-Irish Diet Soda Bread is the person we all worship, so should every new member.

-RFMark really likes you if he welcomes you.

- Pootertoot really rapes young boys.

-Sheeplovr and Ted tell great stories. Good times. Good times.

-Jennitalia is one hilarious and cool chick.

If they know those key vital things, then they're set to be great rf.net members.

Rooster, if you bang bananas on every new members head when they walk in, and put clothespins on every new members nipples, they'll follow your reign.

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I can't help the fact that I like dogs.

[IrishDietSodaBread]

Rooster, if you bang bananas on every new members head when they walk in, and put clothespins on every new members nipples, they'll follow your reign.



Effme, Rooster delegated those tasks to me.

If the ladies are nice, I may even break out some candles and the hot glue gun! ;)

I'll just keep the bananas for those extra special occasions.


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Ladies, Irish Diet Soda Bread LOVES YOU!

[fatty]

no personal attacks, joke all you want but don't be an asshole, when no one responds to your post don't worry about it, don't hit on girls because we've all tried already, and just be cool. and don't complain if you get banned, you obviously stink and we don't need you

thanks to WWFallon
and Gvacnomore for the
money sig!

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[IRISjr]

Ikeaboy posts on OA and is too much of a pussy to admit it, but we all love him.

god im such an idiot, no attacks.

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[impactplayer2k1]

There are two things new people need to learn:

1- I am the number 2 hispanic here; my name is numero dos!

2- Its ok to be a post whore as long as your posts make some sort of sense.

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Thanks to WWFallon for the sig!

[Excomunicated Reeshy]

Just that I am the handsomest guy on the board~

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[JustJon]

Good natured tooling on other members is allowed, but personal attacks and fighting should be left off the board. You have a problem with someone, try emailing them and working it out.

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[Tall_James]

The first rule of RonFez.net is you don't talk about RonFez.net.

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[JerseyRich]

If they need Headshots or tasteful nudes...you know where to send em!


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Waaaaa!Waaaaa!

[RF Godfather]

-RFMark really likes you if he welcomes you.
Hey so Ms. EffMeBoobs are you alluding to the fact since I welcome everyone, I like everyone already... quite true. What is not to love? I LOVE YOU ALL... hey Iris ain't the only one!

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[Pootertoot]

- Pootertoot really rapes young boys.

That's "really" is more of an emphasis on how badly I rape them than an answer to a question.

Sig rules and how to get one, Text under the name, how to post a picture have all been mentioned and are all good.

Jon said personal attacks will not be tolerated...that must be stressed.

Tell them how to contact mods, too.

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[Wolf!]

Dont ask a question in a thread until you see if its been asked already.

rfmark=poison

dont update old threads unless you have good reason and have something to contribute

dont ask for pics of sweet melissa...they wont be posted or given without her permission.....and dont stalk her either

dont post non related ron and fez stuff in general discussion

dont make fun of small penis's *snif..... sob

dont impersonate female tv has beens because itll get bored...ho hum

download and watch early Traci Lords porn.....cause it rocks


thats all for now.....

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[Pootertoot]

dont make fun of small penis's *snif..... sob


We're not making fun. You just don't need the support that we do.

And don't get upset, but we call you Normies.

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[erinmoran]

dont call one of the moderators names like "Casper" or Mr. Bean....and you dont ever....ever...want to tell him you liked Planet Of the Apes....cause....he'll eat your asshole.... alive...................Hoohah!

I still cant sit..........

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[JustJon]

dont ask for pics of sweet melissa...they wont be posted or given without her permission.....and dont stalk her either
That goes for all the lovely ladies of the board, not just melly.

and DO NOT HARRASS THE LADIES!

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[Gwen]

I agree with many of the senitments issued already I'd like to add:
1. dont post just to see yourself say something, the board runs much more efficiently with posts that acutally contribute something to the convo.

2. PLEASE. PLEASE, PLEASE respect the ladies. Most people have been very good about following through on this, but I feel that it can't be stressed enough.

3. I think people should get a list of what will get them banned this way they'll steer clear of it, y'know?

4. Finally, I can be bribed for many things among them are: status changes, dead body disposal and laundering money.

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Im the root of all thats evil, yeah, but you can call me cookie.

[Tall_James]

DON'T EVER TRY TO MAKE MONEY OFF THE GOOD PEOPLE HERE ON THE BOARD. Keep your websites, pyramid schemes, chain letters and charity drives to yourself.

Bother your family with those.

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[RF Godfather]

rfmark=poisonNow how am I supposed to take that? Thread Poison or Poison in another context?!?

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[Captain Rooster]

Now how am I supposed to take that? Thread Poison or Poison in another context?!?



I'm not sure how you should take that RFM.

Wolf, what's that all about?

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Rooster

[RF Godfather]

Rooster exactly what I'm saying....

You're another member who has some beef with me too?!? WTF?

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[The Blowhard]

Well, as we all know, I am not even worthy to tie GVAC's shoes


Uh, Rooster..can you say "sex offender"? You certainly are worthy soldier.
Now drop and give me 20! :)

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[Pootertoot]

That goes for all the lovely ladies of the board, not just melly.

That excludes me, however. Feel free to requests pics of me, as I'm by far the prettiest gal these parts have ever seen.

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[RF Godfather]

Can we bother you for another ass shot, Pooter?!? ;)

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[Farmer Dave]

Keep your charity drives to yourself.

Bother your family with those.

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What?

[Tall_James]

What?

Nice editing douche.