penis ruler
 

I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser

I think the real trick here is to either make a ruler that showed 1/2" equal to 1"

Or some sort of spring loaded ruler that could be depressed into looking like a longer lenth. Similar to those fake knives we'd have as kids that would compress the blade back into the handle.


I call copyrights!

girls know how to count?

wow. news to me.

That's the only time I will use the metric system...

wow that is a good idea, maybe go with 3/4" intervals it would probably be less noticable

guess someone here never bought or sold drugs:ohmy:

Interesting. I used to have a T Square that I would let girls use to make sure mine was straight.

if you're so concerned, why not just change from briefs to boxers

i had a knife like that.

but it was really a comb

penis tape measure would be useful for girth

:blink:

I did buy a Litre of coke once...

I love how they have to explain the novelty of the trick ruler

You could call it the pruler.

really, I used to buy pot by the cup

Or the fooler.

I think ESD already invented that...

it needs an adjustment for cold weather and stuff

Good idea.
However size queens would be the ones to want to see for themselfs.
And they must already have an idea about it. There own units of measure.

They do make one...at least for me.

It's called a yard stick.

ZING!! A geh geh geh!

well we would play this game where she was the scientist and i was the test subject and my bed was the lab. at least when i would mercilessly dump her she would have less ammo against me

Trick rulers? Insanity.

Some of us don't need them. Right fellas?

















































:smoke:

Giggity.

http://www.evidentcrimescene.com/cata/meas/Wheel2.jpg

I've heard rumors that some women vote, drive and even have jobs. I don't think it's happening here but be careful.

I think this country's had enough of dick rulers, no?

Giggity-goo.

http://www.aguntherphotography.com/f...arth-ruler.jpg

I saw the title of the thread and expected it to be about someone who rules over all penises

I think I thought I saw you try.

Something for the ladies as well:

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/reso...vaginaquiz.jpg

Did you get graded on the curve?

I'm actually surprised that the medical community perfected vaginal reconstruction surgery before they perfected penis enlargement.
Certainly there are more women (and men) who wish the donk was bigger than there are men who are tired of wearing their wife's vaj like a clan hood.

:furious:

Can we redo the creep tourney?

Some of us get chicks pregnant.

<font color="deeppink"> i dont need a ruler to tell me how many inches, i have a gag reflex to help assist in my mathematical solutions

Sorry to hear that...

there is no gagging in measurement taking!

<font color="deeppink"> dont worry urs wouldnt hit it

Is it in your asshole...?

Not if you get them early enough.

<font color="deeppink">eh.....among other things

And a curved dong.