...I had to buy a turbo ear and nose hair trimmer from the Sharper Image.

What was your first sign that you were no longer a "spring chicken?"

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When climbing trees seemed so pointless.

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when u cant bs in school anymore

<i>...why are you all looking at me like that?</i>

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When I hit 30.



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when I went to the Cd store
and the girl behind the
counter called me "sir"

When Van Halen was considered Classic rock.

Abracadabra, Peanut Butter Sandwiches!

The first time I said "When I was your age"

Or when I said record to a guy I know and he said "What's that??"

And the first time a kid called me Mister.

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I'm not old yet.

Jealous?

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When people the same age as me, or younger, began being drafted into professional sports.

"Sure, radio had a simple dignity. But people wanted to see the grieving families. And, as usual, technology refused to be dignity's bitch."
---'The Daily Show' on the advent of television

Oh, by the way, which one's pinky?

it seemed to have hit me most in work when we hire the 20 to 25 year old...before i learn his age we're kidding around talking sports and in my mind at that time it's just a couple of young dudes hanging out...but then their birthday comes up and their turing 22 and then I realize I'm 18 years older...

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When I noticed the birthdate of the 1st Playmate BORN in the 80's.

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Wait until you start walking around saying"Ya know 20 years ago I used to....".Then you will remember how you hated to hear that same expression from any old fart in your past.

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when someone said I'm a short man instead of kid

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This message was edited by SilentSpic on 10-2-02 @ 9:38 AM

when i could no longer tell people i am watching cartoons

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I'm not old yet either...Gvac you old fart!
Actually it hit me when I started school again...I hadn't heard of incubus or system of a down. It was sad.

When I returned to school and discovered that my professors were younger than I.

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when my tits started to sag

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If I don't make you laugh, you don't know what felch means.

when the movie Coyote Ugly came out and i relized hot chicks were so much younger that me!

"HEY, alright one tine djou gotta tell me thats it..one tine"

when
1 - girls in playboy were born in the 80's
2 - they play a song from my highschool days on the "oldies" station, and then I realize - hey that song came out 18 YEARS ago

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Led Zeplin is only on CBSFM Oldies and when i jump off the curb EVERY FRIGGIN BONE IN MY BODY HURTS

A Real Friend Wouldn't Bail You Out of Jail... His Ass Would Be in There WITH you!

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So, there I was, going full throttle on the Hutchinson River Pkwy, neck and neck with this total squid, and all of the sudden it hit me that this probably wasn't such a bright idea. <P>
As long as it was fun, that had always been reason enough to be doing almost anything, but right there, that night, commen sense prevailed.... and I actually felt like a guy in his 30's as I downshifted and rode safely back to Yonkers.</font> <P>

when i bent over to tie my shoe and a sharp pain ran through my back.

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BOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!!!!

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I've had a constant onslaught of reminders to drive the point home-
-my first ma'am
-the first time I didn't get proofed
-having my son ask me if we had electricity when I was a child
-when my older aunts are talking about their operations, I now find myself joining in
-being at the hospital with my little sister and having the doctor think I was her mom-I'm 13 years older than her so that wasn't SO bad except my dad was there too and he's 61 and looks it. <P>



This message was edited by SoccerMom on 10-7-02 @ 2:18 PM

I found myself screaming about the price of paper towels in the aisle of a supermarket. Fucking paper towels - I sounded like an old coot.



So gimme a stage, where this bull here can rage
And though I can fight, I'd much rather recite
That's entertainment!