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DJEvelEd
10-02-2003, 08:02 PM
I gave her a really good massage with oil for about an hour. After the massage, I lifted her hips up to give her the "Beso Negro" (Black Kiss) and while I was lifting her and rimming her, she let out a fart. I guess she was sleeping. It had no taste and little smell. It wasn't as bad as I thought it could be. Has this ever happened to you?

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phixion
10-02-2003, 08:11 PM
your a special, special man.

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Death Metal Moe
10-02-2003, 08:16 PM
Girls don't fart! That's crazy talk.

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high fly
10-02-2003, 08:24 PM
Special is right!
When chicks do that, it's a sort of salute, it's how they say:"You de man!"



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reeshy
10-02-2003, 08:27 PM
Just don't talk into my face!!!!

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Katylina
10-02-2003, 08:36 PM
It's a sign that she appreciated your hard work.

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10-03-2003, 09:13 AM
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FUNKMAN
10-03-2003, 09:39 AM
thank god you weren't smoking, could've been fatal...

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blakjeezis
10-03-2003, 10:15 AM
Besides this being the hottest thread ever, I have a couple of comments/questions:

1. Do you have to pay extra for this?

2. What are you doing rimming your chick while she's sleeping? If she's that far gone, just stick it in and get a little something for your own time and effort.

3a. Was there a noticeable difference in the temperature of the air? Could you feel it get hotter or was it just the sound, smell and taste that alerted you to the fart?

3b. Could you feel the fart? Did your hair blow back and eyelids close like you were sticking your head out of a car window while driving down the highway, or was it just the same warning signs as 3a?

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Hottub
10-03-2003, 10:34 AM
:) :)

Blak, that was lol hilarious.

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SatCam
10-03-2003, 09:11 PM
If her cheeks were red, you'd know it was her.

ass cheeks that is.

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The Nature Boy
10-03-2003, 09:23 PM
Your girlfriend never farted in my mouth.

She did once queef in my ear.

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PanterA
10-03-2003, 10:51 PM
3c. Did you end up with a Dirty Sanchez?

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DJEvelEd
10-04-2003, 12:12 AM
Besides this being the hottest thread ever, I have a couple of comments/questions:

1. Do you have to pay extra for this?

2. What are you doing rimming your chick while she's sleeping? If she's that far gone, just stick it in and get a little something for your own time and effort.

3a. Was there a noticeable difference in the temperature of the air? Could you feel it get hotter or was it just the sound, smell and taste that alerted you to the fart?

3b. Could you feel the fart? Did your hair blow back and eyelids close like you were sticking your head out of a car window while driving down the highway, or was it just the same warning signs as 3a?


1. I stopped paying after I figured out how to give her orgasms.

2. I didn't know she was sleeping. We've had sex countless times this way. I LOVE it. I feel foreplay is more than just spitting on my dick and ramming it home.

3a. Maybe alittle. It was mostly the sound of "psssupt" that initially alerted me but by then it was on me like stink on shit. A small odor and a taste of Latin spices.

3b. No it was a small poot.


3c. Did you end up with a Dirty Sanchez?


3c. If I did, it got rubbed into my pillow while I was sleeping.

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blakjeezis
10-04-2003, 11:15 AM
I feel foreplay is more than just spitting on my dick and ramming it home.


And yet you still feel like a man? Hmmmmm, interesting.


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TastelessGinny
10-10-2003, 01:17 AM
3c. Did you end up with a Dirty Sanchez?


Rude and rude!

--Ginny Sanchez

PS: I don't need backrubs to fart. That chick is just too demanding.

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ChickenHawk
10-10-2003, 01:25 AM
I just threw up.

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reeshy
10-10-2003, 04:26 AM
I love it when my girlfriend secretly shits in my briefcase so that when I get to work, I get a little surprise!! Isn't love grand??????

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DJEvelEd
01-07-2005, 09:56 AM
I'm just curious as to what the Google ads will be for THIS one. Especially:



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01-07-2005, 12:05 PM
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Tall_James
01-07-2005, 12:06 PM
I got...


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Maybe some plankton came out of her ass when she farted.

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Justice4all
01-07-2005, 01:40 PM
Maybe she was just trying to tell you that your breath stinks.

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01-07-2005, 01:56 PM
It all makes sense now, mine says "Helping Brain Tumor Patients"

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WRESTLINGFAN
01-08-2005, 10:18 PM
Stephen Lynch has a song "Then She Farted"

Bulldogcakes
01-09-2005, 10:48 AM
DJ, could you tell what she was eating? Broccoli? Cheese? Spinich?

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hyperspace
01-10-2005, 04:30 PM
so i guess you all should check out www.dominania.com???

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Iamnotatool
01-10-2005, 04:37 PM
I bet plankton farts smell really nice.

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DJEvelEd
01-10-2005, 05:00 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2igE0HpsJUUJ:http://www.fairlyoddparents.net/paintchat/pictures/1088.png


I bet plankton farts smell really nice.


Pull my flagella!!!

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Bulldogcakes
01-10-2005, 10:13 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:2igE0HpsJUUJ:http://www.fairlyoddparents.net/paintchat/pictures/1088.png


I bet plankton farts smell really nice.


Pull my flagella!!!

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OneEyeJack
04-12-2009, 10:31 AM
when you enter a busy restroom do you experience Dea Ju Vou ?

Dougie Brootal
04-12-2009, 01:23 PM
... wish i had a girlfriend...

jauble
04-12-2009, 01:25 PM
when you enter a busy restroom do you experience Dea Ju Vou ?

Holy Shit I was wondering what OEJ has been up to the other day.

Sue_Bender
04-12-2009, 01:33 PM
Holy Shit I was wondering what OEJ has been up to the other day.

WHY?!!!


Well, this is what you get.

Congratulations.

jauble
04-12-2009, 01:41 PM
WHY?!!!


Well, this is what you get.

Congratulations.

I was bored and wandering the land of the dead (internet threads)

RoseBlood
04-12-2009, 01:43 PM
... wish i had a girlfriend...

..you have a death wish don't you..? :sad:

Dougie Brootal
04-12-2009, 01:48 PM
..you have a death wish don't you..? :sad:

its starting to look that way isnt it?

ScottFromGA
04-12-2009, 10:14 PM
ok, one time when I was dating my future wife...we went to 69 and she started laughing uncontrollably....soon as I asked what her problem was, she blasted a heat wave across my nose.....


woof.....

britneypablo
04-15-2009, 06:23 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i dunno how i missed this one.....ive never had to fart when a man's mouth was all up in my butt....trust me ive wanted to....

and i dunno why im thinkin about this....but PLUMPKINS! would or would you not
clearly i totally....

Cvag
04-15-2009, 06:24 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i dunno how i missed this one.....ive never had to fart when a man's mouth was all up in my butt....trust me ive wanted to....

and i dunno why im thinkin about this....but PLUMPKINS! would or would you not
clearly i totally....

Never.

TheGameHHH
04-15-2009, 06:32 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i dunno how i missed this one.....ive never had to fart when a man's mouth was all up in my butt....trust me ive wanted to....

and i dunno why im thinkin about this....but PLUMPKINS! would or would you not
clearly i totally....

youre so dirty.......i love it

SatCam
04-15-2009, 07:04 PM
<font color="deeppink"> i dunno how i missed this one.....ive never had to fart when a man's mouth was all up in my butt....trust me ive wanted to....

and i dunno why im thinkin about this....but PLUMPKINS! would or would you not
clearly i totally....

it's called a blumpkin and I'll expect you around 8 after I finish this bowl of fiberone

Cvag
04-15-2009, 07:10 PM
I always heard it as a "Plunkin" (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plunkin)
and I'm not the only one.

raulfd4
04-15-2009, 07:49 PM
that don't make you a bad person

DJEvelEd
04-15-2009, 09:05 PM
This is how I got revenge for her farting in my mouth. NSFW for Gawdsakes!

http://www.keezmovies.com/430018

Kindly fast forward to 7:30 on the video. 7 min 30 sec...

~Katja~
04-15-2009, 09:17 PM
This is how I got revenge for her farting in my mouth. NSFW for Gawdsakes!

http://www.keezmovies.com/430018

Kindly fast forward to 7:30 on the video. 7 min 30 sec...

2 thoughts... gvac will love this... it's the latest neti pot movement

and why did she have to end it with saying "Lecker"
now I feel dirty.

DJEvelEd
04-16-2009, 04:30 PM
2 thoughts... gvac will love this... it's the latest neti pot movement

and why did she have to end it with saying "Lecker"
now I feel dirty.

The Gheys have taken it one step further and are sticking funnels in their pee holes.

What's it called when you have someone else's cum in your penis? There must be a name for it.