Holy Shit!! The Doug Threesome Thread

[RAAMONE]

i'm sure this has already been said in this thread but i dont feel like reading all 20 pages but...that asian chick is ugly anyway

[drjoek]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/59038/2/istockphoto_59038_500_dollar_bill.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I like internet spoon so much more than real life spoon.

real life spoon has 60% less hate then Internet spoon

:king:

[TheMojoPin]

And Rose is a homo.

[JPMNICK]

LEAVE HIM ALONE!


http://embruns.net/logbook/images/chris-crocker.jpg

[spoon]

First off I got a hair cut. Secondly no need to get so worked up, that isn't your girl in the pictures.

Here, I'll put it all together for you guys. Tie up this whole thread nice and tight. Music by Unhallowed.

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:clap::lol:

[StupidGirlllll]

i'm sure this has already been said in this thread but i dont feel like reading all 20 pages but...that asian chick is ugly anyway

Ok please catch me up also..Is the asian chick really a guy? If not whos cock did doug touch?

[spoon]

i'm sure this has already been said in this thread but i dont feel like reading all 20 pages but...that asian chick is ugly anyway

I want him banned!! :wink:

[Marc with a c]

Can kathleen write a daily blog on this thread for all those who have missed it?

[Hottub]

Ok please catch me up also..Is the asian chick really a guy? If not whos cock did doug touch?


Yours?

:bye:

[spoon]

And Rose is a homo.

by any other name?

[JPMNICK]

Ok please catch me up also..Is the asian chick really a guy? If not whos cock did doug touch?

marc with a c

[Marc with a c]

marc with a c

Wrong.
I do not have a penis.

[StupidGirlllll]

Yours?

:bye:

Last time i looked Tubby i do not have a cock..

[JPMNICK]

Wrong. I do not have a penis.

i was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt

[TheMojoPin]

Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted "two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking."

"The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking.

"Obviously, they'd spent the night there," giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, "After last night, he'd better [bleep]ing take care of it!"

After a bit of insistence, "they eventually left happy. I assume he paid for their parking after all," said our snitch. (http://www.nypost.com/seven/10162007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm)

See? Even the big names have difficulties when it comes to a gaggle of ladies. AND he embraces the cock:

Tongues in Miami are wagging over Jeter's stint in Miami, where he was spotted Friday night dining at Nobu, then partying it up with Timbaland at Skybar. "They took over the table in the back and drank Grey Goose all night," said a fellow reveler. "Five girls were dancing around him, but he didn't seem interested."

Jeter was spotted acting equally detached later that night at Set, where he was "surrounded by throngs of women five rows deep. He was hanging with a guy friend, though, and didn't seem to take much interest in the hordes of ladies."

[EliSnow]

Ok please catch me up also..Is the asian chick really a guy? If not whos cock did doug touch?

No, she's not. She chose to play beerpong on saturday. So instead, Doug had group sex with his chick and another couple. He did not touch the other guy, but looked (maybe longingly, we don't know) at the other guy's cock. The chicks apparently played with each other.

[Marc with a c]

i was trying to give you the benefit of the doubt

Thanks I guess, but people with cocks are gay.

[spoon]

marc with a c

Sirry rabbit, cocks are for mojo. U share!

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[Hottub]

Last time i looked Tubby i do not have a cock..

I got one for you!

[StupidGirlllll]

No, she's not. She chose to play beerpong on saturday. So instead, Doug had group sex with his chick and another couple. He did not touch the other guy, but looked (maybe longingly, we don't know) at the other guy's cock. The chicks apprently played with each other.


Ty once again Eli..what a weird twisted story this is. Anybody remember about what page i can read the details on?

[EliSnow]

I got one for you!

http://www.leadsister.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/drumroll.gif

[EliSnow]

Ty once again Eli..what a weird twisted story this is. where is lord Jezo?

Looking longingly at pictures of Sheepy I'm guessing.

[Marc with a c]

Ty once again Eli..what a weird twisted story this is. where is lord Jezo?

We are now calling him scot, and his penis is a little longer than dougs, but not as girthy.

That one is for the thread hardcores.

[spoon]

Ty once again Eli..what a weird twisted story this is. where is lord Jezo?

He was the other guy.

[spoon]

We are now calling him scot, and his penis is a little longer than dougs, but not as girthy.

That one is for the thread hardcores.

Beat me! Damn you taco crotch!

[Marc with a c]

He was the other guy.

Good timimg douche.

Your mom was the other guy.

[Dougie Brootal]

Ty once again Eli..what a weird twisted story this is. where is lord Jezo?

chained up in my basement.

[Hottub]

chained up in my basement.


With the Asian/Jew Dude?

[Marc with a c]

Taco crotch made me laugh out loud.

[Dougie Brootal]

With the Asian/Jew Dude?

ok i am tired of the lies. im gonna come clean right now!

HE IS THE ASIAN JEW DUDE!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ok i am tired of the lies. im gonna come clean right now!

I SWALLOWED THE ASIAN JEW DUDE'S CUM!

ewww

:king:

[Marc with a c]

ewww


That was a bit of a reach.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

That was a bit of a reach.

you're a bit of a reach

:king:

[Marc with a c]

you're a bit of a reach


Hey. That's my bit.

[Dougie Brootal]

That was a bit of a reacharound.

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

[Marc with a c]

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Remember that time you saw your friends boner?

[Dougie Brootal]

Remember that time you saw your friends boner?

yeah that was great.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hey. That's my bit.

damn it , you've copyrighted the "Now your a "

can i steal the copying the post Bit, i don't see that copyrighted

:king:

[Marc with a c]

damn it , you've copyrighted the "Now your a "

can i steal the copying the post Bit, i don't see that copyrighted


I can't tell, but I think you might be a little upset. You have thin skin underneath that ranger jersey you always wear.

[Gvac]

I'm nude right now.

[Jujubees2]

I'm nude right now.

For the love of God GVAC put some clothes on before Mark with a c gets there.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I can't tell, but I think you might be a little upset. You have thin skin underneath that ranger jersey you always wear.

u read me wrong this time, was trying to go with it. not mad at all

I am happy that the Ranger Uniform Fits Snug

was very tight last year

:king:

[Marc with a c]

I am happy that the Ranger Uniform Fits Snug


Clearly

[AngelAmy]

so did it happen yet?

[IamPixie]

you people make me sick.

[EliSnow]

so did it happen yet?

No (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1489777&postcount=517)

[CofyCrakCocaine]

And Rose is a homo.

...is a homo, is a homo.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

where is LordJezo?

Looking longingly at pictures of Sheepy I'm guessing.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u46/CofyCrakCocaine/Grease1.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

This Thread Needs Some Crying Benoits.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Were you wearing those shades when you were watching that dude's cock in motion?

[Dougie Brootal]

you know thats not me right?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

why dont you answer my question?

again.

Yeah!

[Dougie Brootal]

no. i was wearing these:
http://static.flickr.com/86/207246812_4ce8591151_m.jpg

[mikeyboy]

no. i was wearing these:
http://static.flickr.com/86/207246812_4ce8591151_m.jpg

riiiight.... It was really these:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/800/elton_john.jpg

[Friday]

awful.
just awful.

[Justice4all]

Coward. Your anti-cockness ultimately rejects your own cock.

http://www.summersdale.com/images/Creatures-With-Cocks.jpgok i can't read this thread anymore at work. I am laughing WAY to hard here and my co-workers want to know why!

Mo...don't get too Cocky now!:dry:

[Justice4all]

See? Even the big names have difficulties when it comes to a gaggle of ladies. AND he embraces the cock:

Making fun of Jeter because he is smart enough not to throw himself at gold digging/attention whores at every bar he goes to?

If I was a multi-million dollar athlete I would be protecting MY assestst too!

Now....back to your cockfight.

[Snacks]

Welcome to Dougie's Horse Ranch!





Here's another pic with the asian horse in the middle stall. It's tough to see her as she really blends in nicely.

http://www.cs.cmu.edu/~dlduke/images/may/IMG_2595%20(Large).JPG

:innocent::clap::blink::drunk::thumbup:

LOL

Spoon that was some funny shit!

[Dougie Brootal]

:innocent::clap::blink::drunk::thumbup:

LOL

Spoon that was some funny shit!

holy shit, i just noticed he was talking about the asian chick and not my chick. damn, sorry for jumpin on ya spoon. i honestly didnt see the asian part.

[Snacks]

holy shit, i just noticed he was talking about the asian chick and not my chick. damn, sorry for jumpin on ya spoon. i honestly didnt see the asian part.

No I think he was talking about the girls in the picture. Thats why he called it Dougies Horse Ranch. Thats some funny shit!

[Dougie Brootal]

No I think he was talking about the girls in the picture. Thats why he called it Dougies Horse Ranch. Thats some funny shit!

o well in that case..

[jetdog]

bump

[torker]

This cock still live.

[TheMojoPin]

I wonder if Doug is looking at another man's cock right now.

[Hottub]

I know I am. Thanks for the PM, Mojo!:wub:

[Dougie Brootal]

god please just lock it. i really was being facetious when i called it an "epic thread" because all my threads suck and never make it past page 4. like i thought this one wouldnt either. but people kept askin me questions about other things and i was just trying answer everyones and next thing ya know i had 100 posts in it and i guess thats bothering some of you and now im being punished for it. so please tub just lock this shit up and everyone go along with your business.

[Hottub]

You got it, Doug.

You did good, Kid!! (PM me those pics. Not of Scott, though)

[lleeder]

Booooooooo

[underdog]

god please just lock it. i really was being facetious when i called it an "epic thread" because all my threads suck and never make it past page 4. like i thought this one wouldnt either. but people kept askin me questions about other things and i was just trying answer everyones and next thing ya know i had 100 posts in it and i guess thats bothering some of you and now im being punished for it. so please tub just lock this shit up and everyone go along with your business.

Please don't lock this thread. I've read every post from the beginning. This is my favorite thread yet.

[lleeder]

Please don't lock this thread. I've read every post from the beginning. This is my favorite thread yet.

I've missed the last 7 pages can you give me an update.

[TheMojoPin]

god please just cock it. so please tub just cock this shit up and everyone go along with your business.

And we haven't even gotten to the balls. Were they smooth?

[lleeder]

And we haven't even gotten to the balls. Were they smooth?

http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u193/CrAzYkAtE09_2007/IMG_0661.jpg

[lleeder]

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u137/imnsidu666/gayballs.jpg

[Hottub]

And we haven't even gotten to the balls. Were they smooth?


Jesus Christ Mojo!!

Now it MUST be locked!!!

[lleeder]

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w273/djnufe/bllcheck.gif

[Hottub]

Oh. By the way...

Chuck Floyd has balls!!!

[Gvac]

I'm still nude.

[lleeder]

I'm still nude.

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd228/Klorgas/bukkake.gif

[Dougie Brootal]

shut the lights off when you guys leave seeya :(

[Marc with a c]

don't lock this. are you kidding me?

we still need reilly to chime in on this.

[Marc with a c]

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd228/Klorgas/bukkake.gif

i dont know guys. i think the asian is kind of hot.

[lleeder]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k298/rjgulliver/NoCall.gif

[spoon]

i dont know guys. i think the asian is kind of hot.

Bad apples is my guess. Pie o mine.

[spoon]

Shit, lleeder found a new site with motion huh. Most action he's seen in months!

[torker]

He said, "I can smell your balls."

[lleeder]

Shit, lleeder found a new site with motion huh. Most action he's seen in months!

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times Spoon, stop wondering about my cock usage.

[underdog]

I've missed the last 7 pages can you give me an update.

Cock.

[Marc with a c]

Quote:
Originally Posted by lleeder
I've missed the last 7 pages can you give me an update.

doug wants spoon banned

[lleeder]

Quote:
Originally Posted by lleeder
I've missed the last 7 pages can you give me an update.

doug wants spoon banned

Thats an original sentiment.

[Bulldogcakes]

I'm sure the break up thread #2 is right around the corner!

I keep wondering how she feels about him telling everyone about the anal.

Be honest, if you ever actually met her that would be first thing you think about as you're shaking her hand.

("Hmm? Oh yeahhhh.....You're the chick Doug..*cough* Now I remember!")

[TheMojoPin]

"I'm gonna rock Doug's world..."

http://www.freewebs.com/donnasantos2/ken.jpg

[ralphbxny]

Is this threesome ever going to happen...Im losing faith.

[Fallon]

Is this threesome ever going to happen...Im losing faith.

Only if Dougie plays golf.

[Gvac]

I'm putting my clothes back on.

[RoseBlood]

I'm putting my clothes back on.

No takers aye? :sad:

[buzzard]

My first thread-killing

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z82/a1958wil/geriatric_loving-thumb.jpg

[A.J.]

My first ERECTION-killing

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z82/a1958wil/geriatric_loving-thumb.jpg


Fixed that for you.

[buzzard]

Fixed that for you.

well played,Sir! :lol:

[grlNIN]

This thread hasn't been funny since everyone stopped making fun of his girlfriends.

I think it could be closed now.

[Marc with a c]

This thread hasn't been funny since everyone stopped making fun of his girlfriends.


So it's okay for us to make fun of his boyfriend? Double standard.

[grlNIN]

He never posted a picture for critique.

Hearsay doesn't count.

[Marc with a c]

He never posted a picture for critique.

Hearsay doesn't count.

He did describe his penis.

[grlNIN]

Your face is a described penis.

[JPMNICK]

Your face is a described penis.

oh snap!

[grlNIN]

TeeHeesticles.

[Marc with a c]

Your face is a described penis.

Shut up needle dick.

[grlNIN]

At least i can make lovely quilts, you just look like a penis.

[Snacks]

This thread hasn't been funny since everyone stopped making fun of his girlfriends.

I think it could be closed now.

Wow that was classic.

[Marc with a c]

At least i can make lovely quilts, you just look like a penis.

Why don't you go make a quilt and eat it.

[Dougie Brootal]

You got it, Doug.

You did good, Kid!! (PM me those pics. Not of Scott, though)

THANKS DUDE.

[grlNIN]

Why don't you go make a quilt and eat it.

Why don't you pee on your face.

[Marc with a c]

Why don't you pee on your face.

Maybe I will.

Anyway can we play guess what's in scot's pants?

[grlNIN]

Doug's mouth?

[Snacks]

THANKS DUDE.

Why, tell us what he did for you that your thanking him

[Dougie Brootal]

Why, tell us what he did for you that your thanking him

he didnt do a fuckin thing thats why im thanking him. i asked him to lock it and he didnt. thanks.

[Marc with a c]

Why should he lock it?

[Dougie Brootal]

cuz im sick of gettin bitched at by assholes cuz people are posting in it. people asked questions and i tried to answer them honestly and all the suuden im post whoring. what the fuck ever man. its not fun anymore. just lock it so i dont have to see it pop up anymore.

[underdog]

Why should he lock it?

Fuck locking it, this thread should be stickied.

[IamPixie]

cuz im sick of gettin bitched at by assholes cuz people are posting in it. people asked questions and i tried to answer them honestly and all the suuden im post whoring. what the fuck ever man. its not fun anymore. just lock it so i dont have to see it pop up anymore.

this is getting ugly.

[Marc with a c]

cuz im sick of gettin bitched at by assholes cuz people are posting in it. people asked questions and i tried to answer them honestly and all the suuden im post whoring. what the fuck ever man. its not fun anymore. just lock it so i dont have to see it pop up anymore.

I've read this entire thread, and I think there was only one person complaining about you post whoring, and his argument got shot down.

What else has upset you?

[Dougie Brootal]

Cuz I Was Posting In Other Thread All Day Yesterday And Every Fucking One Some Dick Pops Up And Says, "thank God Your Posting In Another Thread Besides Your Own" Like I Nedd Someone Elses Permission In Which Fucking Threads I Post In And How Many Times I Post. Its Just No Fun Anymore.
I Fucking Always Try Not To Say Too Much And Dominate The Threads And I Always Try Tostay Out Of Fights And Avoid Conflicts Cuz Its Just A Message Board And Its Meant To Be Fun But Its Not When People Just Go After You When You Dont Post "their Way" It Fucking Sucks.

[Marc with a c]

I saw that post too.

So basically you want this locked because two people have voiced their opinion that you've posted to much in this thread?

[Dougie Brootal]

i guess so. i just dont like being accused of post whoring cuz all i did was answer snoogans 50 questions. what the fuck does anyone have a problem with that for? what am i supposed to do start another thread to answer the questions some asks in this one so as not to offend anyones noble sensibilities of "message board etiquitte"?

[Marc with a c]

Marc Thinks Doug Might BE Overreacting A Little, And Needs To Take What Was Said To Him With A Grain Of Salt.

[Dougie Brootal]

maybe. maybe.

but guarantee ill be called out for "postwhoring" again just cuz i was in this thread. ronnie was right, this place is a cesspool of negativity.

[Marc with a c]

maybe. maybe.

but guarantee ill be called out for "postwhoring" again just cuz i was in this thread. ronnie was right, this place is a cesspool of negativity.

You're going to get called out again now because people know you don't like it, that's for sure.

Did he trim/shave it at least?

[Snacks]

he didnt do a fuckin thing thats why im thanking him. i asked him to lock it and he didnt. thanks.


but you started this thread and want a mega thread so you got it. Plus you shouldnt get mad when people comment about shit you posted (including pictures) for the world to see. You post something and then people gave their opinion, weather you like that opinion or not.

I dont see anything wrong with what people have talked about in this thread.

[EliSnow]

More talk about threesomes, chicks, cocks, and boobs!!!!!

[buzzard]

i guess so. i just dont like being accused of post whoring cuz all i did was answer snoogans 50 questions. what the fuck does anyone have a problem with that for? what am i supposed to do start another thread to answer the questions some asks in this one so as not to offend anyones noble sensibilities of "message board etiquitte"?

since when do you pay attention to what anyone says or thinks?(especially If they're straight):wink:



Marc Thinks Doug Might BE Overreacting A Little, And Needs To Take What Was Said To Him With A Grain Of Salt.

you should know!:thumbup:

[JesterOfSadness]

Just call him Hottub cunt and he might close it. Which may also result in a ban. Who knows for sure.


Also:

postwhore:tongue:

[Dougie Brootal]

well thats what im saying, i never wanted an epic thread. i only said it cuz i was sure that, like all of my threads, it would die after a couple pages. and the only reason it didnt is cuz i guess i kept answering snoogans when he asked me questions. and i dont really care what peoples comments are i just dont know spoon like that and since all his other posts in this thread were calling me out, i assumed that the horse ranch comment was intended to be the same. i said sorry if it was a joke, and it never came up again so i guess it was.


and besides, this thread sucks anyways. it was like a dave bit, a whole bucha build up and no payoff. and if there ever is any i wont mention it now anyway. fuck it.

[Marc with a c]

Did he trim his bush?

ANSWER ME!!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

Did he trim his bush?

ANSWER ME!!!!

:ohmy::surrender::help:

yes!

[EliSnow]

And what about his chick?!! (trying to get some hetero into the thread?)

[Marc with a c]

:ohmy::surrender::help:

yes!

Ahahhahahahah

How could anyone not like this thread?

[Dougie Brootal]

Just call him Hottub cunt and he might close it. Which may also result in a ban. Who knows for sure.


Also:

postwhore:tongue:

i was thinking about just posting nsfw pics and hurling racial epithets but i figured i would get banned and the thread would remain open and id be helpless to stop it.

[Dougie Brootal]

And what about his chick?!! (trying to get some hetero into the thread?)

oh yes! i wont go anywhere near an unshaven vagina. except marcs.

[buzzard]

well thats what im saying, i never wanted an epic thread. i only said it cuz i was sure that, like all of my threads, it would die after a couple pages. and the only reason it didnt is cuz i guess i kept answering snoogans when he asked me questions. and i dont really care what peoples comments are i just dont know spoon like that and since all his other posts in this thread were calling me out, i assumed that the horse ranch comment was intended to be the same. i said sorry if it was a joke, and it never came up again so i guess it was.


and besides, this thread sucks anyways. it was like a dave bit, a whole bucha build up and no payoff. and if there ever is any i wont mention it now anyway. fuck it.

I respectfully yet vehemently disagree with you...yer a funny guy and you started a fun thread..so the point was lost...or maybe found...I'm personally going through some shit right now..and I'm enjoying the distraction..and have enjoyed yous guys(girls) humor.:thumbup:

[Fezticle98]

well thats what im saying, i never wanted an epic thread. i only said it cuz i was sure that, like all of my threads, it would die after a couple pages. and the only reason it didnt is cuz i guess i kept answering snoogans when he asked me questions. and i dont really care what peoples comments are i just dont know spoon like that and since all his other posts in this thread were calling me out, i assumed that the horse ranch comment was intended to be the same. i said sorry if it was a joke, and it never came up again so i guess it was.


and besides, this thread sucks anyways. it was like a dave bit, a whole bucha build up and no payoff. and if there ever is any i wont mention it now anyway. fuck it.

This could be the greatest night of our lives, but you're gonna let it be the worst.

For anyone who said that the azn chick is ugly, you are either gay or missing the point. It is quite immaterial whether she is hot or not. The opportunity to have a threesome should not hinge exclusively on the hotness of the 2nd female involved. Sure, she shouldn't be a beast, but you have to make some allowances in order to take this giant leap for mankind.

Anyone in dougiebrootal's position who didn't at least make an attempt to get this threesome either a) lacks the balls b) can't satisfy one woman, let alone two 3) has teh ghey

[grlNIN]

Sounds like this three way is going to be all pussies.

[buzzard]

Sounds like this three way is going to be all pussies.

kinna leaves you out then eh?:wink:

[underdog]

Sounds like this three way is going to be all pussies.

:clap:

[Kevin]

Sounds like this three way is going to be all pussies.

You forgot about the Asian cock..

[Dougie Brootal]

Sounds like this three way is going to be all pussies.

you know you love my new emo gimmick!
check out my new sig:
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/grlNIN.jpg

[buzzard]

You forgot about the Asian cock..

what?...were you banned with a stopwatch? :wink:

[Marc with a c]

you know you love my new homo gimmick!

hoo hoo

[Dougie Brootal]

hoo hoo

well thats not new at all!

[grlNIN]

you know you love my new emo gimmick!
check out my new sig:
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/grlNIN.jpg


You can thank conofsoup for that sig creation.

[TheMojoPin]

Who is fucking the cesspool?

[lleeder]

and besides, this thread sucks anyways. it was like a dave bit, a whole bucha build up and no payoff. and if there ever is any i wont mention it now anyway. fuck it.

Why drag Dave into this...postwhore?

[spoon]

i guess so. i just dont like being accused of post whoring cuz all i did was answer snoogans 50 questions. what the fuck does anyone have a problem with that for? what am i supposed to do start another thread to answer the questions some asks in this one so as not to offend anyones noble sensibilities of "message board etiquitte"?

Jeez, what a post whore! Just by the fact that you talked to Snoogans shows you're a post whore. I mean, who the fuck talks to that douche!?

[spoon]

Fuck locking it, this thread should be stickied.

This thread was "stickied" as soon as Mojo read the word cock and it happened all over again 10 fold after Doug wrote his Scott cock parable.

[spoon]

:wink:
You're going to get called out again now because people know you don't like it, that's for sure.

Did he trim/shave it at least?

:wink:

[spoon]

You forgot about the Asian cock..

Holy fuck, Kev just made me laff!

[Dougie Brootal]

Jeez, what a post whore! Just by the fact that you talked to Snoogans shows you're a post whore. I mean, who the fuck talks to that douche!?

i cant argue with that!

[Dougie Brootal]

This thread was "stickied" as soon as Mojo read the word cock and it happened all over again 10 fold after Doug wrote his Scott cock parable.

AND IT SCOT! WITH ONE T!!! I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU GUYS AGAIN!!

[EliSnow]

AND IT SCOT! WITH ONE T AND TWO BEAUTIFUL BALLS!!! I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU GUYS AGAIN!!

Fixed.

[mikeyboy]

AND IT SCOT! WITH ONE T!!! I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU GUYS AGAIN!!

One T? Sounds gay.

[Dougie Brootal]

One T? Sounds gay.

well then stick this in your pipe and smoke it: scot shaves his chest and his ass. yeah, how ya like them apples?!?!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

well then stick this in your pipe and smoke it: scot shaves his chest and his ass. yeah, how ya like them apples?!?!

is scot a crossdresser

becuase then it would all make sense

:king:

[StupidGirlllll]

well then stick this in your pipe and smoke it: scot shaves his chest and his ass. yeah, how ya like them apples?!?!

Why in the world would we care about that? What I would like to know is you know this how? because you liked his chest & ass all over & it felt good the smoothness on your tongue?

[Dougie Brootal]

Why in the world would we care about that? What I would like to know is you know this how? because you liked his chest & ass all over & it felt good the smoothness on your tongue?

well obviously i saw him nekkid. i dont know why anyone would want to know, but i need the extra posts so i thought i would share.

[mikeyboy]

well obviously i saw him nekkid. i dont know why anyone would want to know, but i need the extra posts so i thought i would share.

post whore :tongue:

[Gvac]

Someone PM me when I should take my pants off again.

[Dougie Brootal]

Someone PM me when I should take my pants off again.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE NO ONE PM HIM!

[Marc with a c]

Scot needs to join the board, he sounds great.

[drjoek]

Scot needs to join the board, he sounds great.

Scot with a t= board name :clap:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Scot with a t= board name :clap:

I like Scot minus a t

:king:

[Dougie Brootal]

Scot needs to join the board, he sounds great.

he would kill me if he knew i told anyone. he said so before he left. whoops!

[Justice4all]

this is getting ugly.

This got ugly days ago. Now it is a train wreck. Gotta love it. You don't want to look but you can't look away!


Never lock this thread!!!! (sorry Doug)

[Dougie Brootal]

This got ugly days ago. Now it is a train wreck. Gotta love it. You don't want to look but you can't look away!


Never lock this thread!!!! (sorry Doug)

i dont want it locked any more. i was just upset yesterday because i was taking a messageboard a little too seriously. thank god marc with a c talked me off the ledge. im enjoying my postwhoring now!

[Gvac]

I'm still waiting....

[Dougie Brootal]

I'm still waiting....

and you'll keep waiting, old man!

[Justice4all]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k298/rjgulliver/NoCall.gif


I stand corrected....this thread should have been locked following THIS post!

This is not only top of the comedy pyramid, but it sits on top of Mt. Everest!

[spoon]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE NO ONE PM HIM!

Look who got post #666! Post whore, meet post satan. :devil2:

[spoon]

Someone PM me when I should take my pants off again.

Tell grandpa to keep his pants on!

[spoon]

i dont want it locked any more. i was just upset yesterday because i was taking a messageboard a little too seriously. thank god marc with a c talked me off the ledge. im enjoying my postwhoring now!

Marc is our FINEST gay counselor you know!

[spoon]

I stand corrected....this thread should have been locked following THIS post!

This is not only top of the comedy pyramid, but it sits on top of Mt. Everest!

It would be even better if she ended the motion by pulling back and shooting a beer pong ball lady boy dick dart style~~

[Dougie Brootal]

Look who got post #666! Post whore, meet post satan. :devil2:

SWEET! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!

[RoseBlood]

i see spoon's not a fan of the multi-quote function.. must be because he's a post-whore! :tongue:

[spoon]

i see spoon's not a fan of the multi-quote function.. must be because he's a post-whore! :tongue:

Honestly, just too lazy and I'm the anti-scroller!

[RoseBlood]

Honestly, just too lazy and I'm the anti-scroller!

Makes sense in a thread 14 pages long (my default is set to 50 posts per page)

[spoon]

Makes sense in a thread 14 pages long (my default is set to 50 posts per page)

I have my settings that way too. Lazy played into that choice as well. Hate only 20 per page and any more can be a pain. 50, just right!

http://www.fantasycostumes.com/Merchant2/images/GOLDILOCKS-ADULT-YELLOW-MEDIUM_ua8948.jpg

[RoseBlood]

I have my settings that way too. Lazy played into that choice as well. Hate only 20 per page and any more can be a pain. 50, just right!

http://www.fantasycostumes.com/Merchant2/images/GOLDILOCKS-ADULT-YELLOW-MEDIUM_ua8948.jpg

Did you just post your upcoming Halloween costume?

[JPMNICK]

Did you just post your upcoming Halloween costume?

if that is what he is wearing I am going to whatever party he is going to be at

[spoon]

I have my settings that way too. Lazy played into that choice as well. Hate only 20 per page and any more can be a pain. 50, just right!

http://www.fantasycostumes.com/Merchant2/images/GOLDILOCKS-ADULT-YELLOW-MEDIUM_ua8948.jpg

Did you just post your upcoming Halloween costume?

if that is what he is wearing I am going to whatever party he is going to be at

No sillies! It was a goldilocks ref. A thread isn't a thread without one. And man I'd be going to any party with that chick too! Although Nick just scared me a little, and made me blush all at once!

[Hottub]

That chick is super hot!

Spoon, congrats on the multiquote.:clap:

[Dougie Brootal]

That chick is super hot!

Spoon, congrats on the multiquote.:clap:

thats how i can get more posts! spoon, you are brilliant!

[buzzard]

to think you wanted them to end this thread...yer damn near famous now:laugh:

[reillyluck]

this thread is useless without real asians.

[Dougie Brootal]

this thread is useless without real asians.
this thread is soooooo last week. get with the times reilly!

[reillyluck]

this thread is soooooo last week. get with the times reilly!

hahahaha!!!! just for the record...Ohio Blows.

i have to make up for lost time! im pulling up every old thread i missed dammit!!!

[torker]

Holyshitholyshit!!!! Doug's threesome, asian, cock peeking, Kevin banning epic thead!
mmmm...Peking Cock
http://www.asianladyboyworld.com/pages/anita/ladyboy-crush_-1304-03-lg.jpg

[Kevin]

mmmm...Peking Cock
http://www.asianladyboyworld.com/pages/anita/ladyboy-crush_-1304-03-lg.jpg

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/lorena_bobbitt_on_abc_news_2020_1993_1.jpg

THAT COCK STILL LIVE!!! CHOP CHOP!

[lleeder]

So anyway...

















what ya got planned for this weekend?:happy:

[spoon]

Yet that joke is dead.

[spoon]

So anyway...

















what ya got planned for this weekend?:happy:

Looking for coughers at the mall, you?

[lleeder]

Looking for coughers at the mall, you?

Looking for a non Torre conversation.

[spoon]

Looking for a non Torre conversation.

Good luck with that.

[IamPixie]

mmmm...Peking Cock
http://www.asianladyboyworld.com/pages/anita/ladyboy-crush_-1304-03-lg.jpg

yuck!

[Hottub]

yuck!

You may say yuck, but Yerdaddy is jackin' as we speak!

Different strokes, Pix. (yes, pun intended)

[spoon]

Meet Yerdaddy's sugar daddy!

Is she/he/it wearing a banana hamock? Or is there another name for it on a ladyboy!? I should ask lleeder.

[Hottub]

Ohh, Soory. Sooory.

You Lose! You win Nothing! Good day, sir!:wink:

[spoon]

With pics like that, we all lose sir.

[Hottub]

Point taken.

God bless that man! (YD, that is. Not the LadyBoy)

[Friday]

why.... why .... WHY is this thread 29 pages long?

you guys have really gotten so much gayer in my absence.

SPOON! what the fuck? get in here and bash some pansy skulls already!!

:bye:

[Fallon]

why.... why .... WHY is this thread 29 pages long?

you guys have really gotten so much gayer in my absence.
:bye:

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/883/ronfeznetdg6.png

[Marc with a c]

i wonder how many cocks doug got to see this weekend.

[JPMNICK]

i wonder how many cocks doug got to see this weekend.

4 more than you, so 10

[spoon]

Here's what that asian girl didn't look like....

http://nozomionline.com/futa_gravure/src/1179664429687.gif

Too bad for Doug!

[spoon]

Or this....

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1367/531687102_4a50814988.jpg

Gay be gone!!!!

[Mafialife Chris]

ill see what i can do, but lucky for you guys i think ill just be watching, the first time. (and filming)

Welcome to my world.

I wish i can tape watching my girl on a chick. Instead im not sure exactly but i think the last time she said " hey can you go to the store"?

I was like "um, no?"

I did get to watch, and it was very hot. Kudos to you sir!

[Dougie Brootal]

i wonder how many cocks doug got to see this weekend.

i didnt get to see any cocks, thank you very much.

[EliSnow]

i didnt get to any cocks, thank you very much.

So you and Fez both had bad weekends.

Sorry to hear that doug.

[Dougie Brootal]

So you and Fez both had bad weekends.

Sorry to hear that doug.

thanks.

[Earlshog]

With pics like that, we all lose sir.

lose or win?

[led37zep]

Are we getting the gay out with pics of Hot Asians? Spoon lead the way!!!!!


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/BIGK001/708469547_m-1.jpg

[Justice4all]

Or this....

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1367/531687102_4a50814988.jpg

Gay be gone!!!!


Gone indeed! Spoony I never knew you had it in you. And I am with Nick and RB....was a little worried about the Goldilocks costume. (although she was a hottie)

[Justice4all]

Are we getting the gay out with pics of Hot Asians? Spoon lead the way!!!!!


http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t2/BIGK001/708469547_m-1.jpg

Ahhhhh Tila Tequila...nothing like a hot asian chick with decent sized cans who likes to go down on other chicks while you are inside her. (nice mental image there)

WTG LZ!

[IamPixie]

Gone indeed! Spoony I never knew you had it in you.

He's an Asian hottie connoisseur.

[Justice4all]

Here's what that asian girl didn't look like....

http://nozomionline.com/futa_gravure/src/1179664429687.gif

Too bad for Doug!



LOOK AT ME! I AM A POST WHORE POSTING WHORES!!!

WHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! :clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

[Justice4all]

He's an Asian hottie connoisseur.

Hey that kind of crazy talk can wait until the 20th page!

[TheMojoPin]

He's a "white" Asian hottie connoisseur.

Fixed.

[Dougie Brootal]

i told my chick about this thread. she said she was gonna come in here and set you guys straight. i see she hasnt yet though.

[TheMojoPin]

she said she was gonna come in here and set you guys straight.

Straight as another man's throbbing schlong?

[Marc with a c]

Straight as another man's throbbing schlong?

WHAT?? Doug never said anything about it being throbbing. I feel robbed.

[TheMojoPin]

WHAT?? Doug never said anything about it being throbbing. I feel robbed.

I'll send you the e-mails.

[mikeyboy]

i told my chick about this thread. she said she was gonna come in here and set you guys straight. i see she hasnt yet though.

She's probably still reading this gargantuan fiasco.

[lleeder]

She's probably still thinking about Scot's gargantuan cock and how she wishes it belonged to Doug.

Thats harsh Mikey. :devil2:

[torker]

Scotty loves the tag team.

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/toocool.jpg

[lleeder]

Scotty loves the tag team.

http://www.accelerator3359.com/Wrestling/pictures/toocool.jpg

And Doug loves the WORM.

[Dougie Brootal]

Straight as another man's throbbing schlong?

it wasnt throbbing as much as i call it undulating.

[Midkiff]

it wasnt throbbing as much as i call it undulating.

especially as the semen flowed into your mouth?

:lol::lol::lol:

[IamPixie]

MAKE IT STOP!!!!:glurps:

[drjoek]

Post Whoring should be a felony not just a misdemeanor. Don't we have any lawyers on this board

[Justice4all]

She's probably still reading this gargantuan fiasco.


And laughing all the way!!!!:lol::lol::lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

Post Whoring should be a felony not just a misdemeanor. Don't we have any lawyers on this board

I KNOW! JESUS CHRIST, PEOPLE!





















1 more for me!!

[EliSnow]

Post Whoring should be a felony not just a misdemeanor. Don't we have any lawyers on this board

Yes, and some of us are post whores too, so that's not going to get you anywhere.

[Furtherman]

Mistrial!!

[EliSnow]

Mistrial!!

You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole gay message board is out of order!

[Dougie Brootal]

You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole gay message board is out of order!

Hey mikeyboy, you wanna "Make A Deal"? I got an insane noob who likes to beat the shit out of postwhores! Whaddya wanna gimme mikeyboy, 3 weeks vacation?

[Gvac]

Is Kevin still banned?

If so, that's reason enough to take my pants off again.

[Furtherman]

You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole gay message board is out of order!

Forget it Eli, it's Chelsea.

[EliSnow]

Forget it Eli, it's Chelsea.

:lol:

[EliSnow]

Is Kevin still banned?

If so, that's reason enough to take my pants off again.

Like you need a reason.

[TheMojoPin]

You're out of order! You're out of order! This whole gay message board is out of order!

You want an Asian? You want that guy's cock? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE COCK. OR THE ASIAN. SO JUST STARE AT THE COCK.

[Justice4all]

You want an Asian?

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[Dougie Brootal]

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i knew some one was gonna post this. i just knew it.

[Gmann]

:lol: