Holy Shit!! The Doug Threesome Thread

[ralphbxny]

Is Kevin still banned?

If so, that's reason enough to take my pants off again.

Your all balls my friend....literally!

[jetdog]

http://www.stephenkingshop.com/images/wallpaper/800x600/christine.jpg

[Justice4all]

i knew some one was gonna post this. i just knew it.

I'm just surprised it took this long to and post it. Would have thought someone else would have done this days ago.

And if there is no more cockfighting going on does this mean.......


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[spoon]

Wow is your little quote wrong. And I don't need adf or milf hunter!

[Gmann]

Im still shocked this thread is still going.

Good job guys. :thumbup:

[Justice4all]

Im still shocked this thread is still going.

Good job guys. :thumbup:

Hey an epic thread NEVER dies....ever.

And Spoon??
Don't hate the quote...hate the guy who made it!:laugh:

[Dougie Brootal]

hi justice.:bye:

[LordJezo]

Can some post some Cliffsnotes for this thread?

[RAAMONE]

Can some post some Cliffsnotes for this thread?

i think dougrasso sucked some guys dick because some ugly asian shemale turned him and his girl down for a threesome...that might sum it up...could be wrong though

[dougiebrootal]

i think dougrasso sucked some guys dick because some ugly asian shemale turned him and his girl down for a threesome...that might sum it up...could be wrong though

sounds right to me. i always hated that faggot.

[Marc with a c]

Can some post some Cliffsnotes for this thread?

"answer me"

"i want spoon banned"

"scot with a t"

gvac's struggle with his trousers.

kevin stinks.

man i love this thread. im taking a break and am going to attempt to read the entire thing again. im starting at 4:05 any guesses on when i finish?

[EliSnow]

i think dougrasso sucked some guys dick because some ugly asian shemale turned him and his girl down for a threesome...that might sum it up...could be wrong though

sounds right to me. i always hated that faggot.

So much more occurred. Lots of post whoring, discussions about cock, Gvac got dressed, a webcam pic of Pixie, some truly homosexual links, and a picture of an asian woman climbing a mountain.

[Marc with a c]

This is sure to end well.

this is going to be fucking awesome, regardless of the outcome.

i know



and if you guys wanna hate, at least be funny about it.

I would have cum in both of their asses by now.

Is this the same girl you broke up with 3 months ago?

The asian fucked him then broke his jaw..

someone please change the thread title to something a little less urgent

Even Mafia Life Chris said he never believed this one for a second.

Hey, she chose beerpong over a threesome. Shit happens.

but..there was vaginas there too!!

I would hope so, considering the fake asian looked like she got kicked in the mouth by a Mule. I mean a real mule, not that Mule that your buddy was staring at

What's with you and cocks?

For two guys who claim that they're not gay, you sure like talking about cocks alot.

this just keeps getting weirder and weirder

i do like to put it in my chicks but. she doesnt like it but she lets me do it sometimes. i have to take her somewheres nice before. and i do believe you all read my fetishes thread.

your cock probably looks hotter then that Asian

a little longer than mine but thinner.


those are just from pages 1-14. i will continue shortly.

[Marc with a c]

Banned! Gotta give the people what they want.

wow doug, you just jump right into to the big black cock

There is nothing sadder than an old queen.

Why didnt anyone tell me that we were talking cocks in here?

why dont you answer my question?

again.

So what Doug, I have to respond to you in five minutes or less!? Jesus Christ you're idiotic in you "points". It's a message board, not a fucking phone call.

Answer yer telephone.

i'm sure this has already been said in this thread but i dont feel like reading all 20 pages but...that asian chick is ugly anyway

I want him banned!! :wink:

Beat me! Damn you taco crotch!

god please just lock it. i really was being facetious when i called it an "epic thread" because all my threads suck and never make it past page 4. like i thought this one wouldnt either. but people kept askin me questions about other things and i was just trying answer everyones and next thing ya know i had 100 posts in it and i guess thats bothering some of you and now im being punished for it. so please tub just lock this shit up and everyone go along with your business.

Please don't lock this thread. I've read every post from the beginning. This is my favorite thread yet.

Your face is a described penis.

AND IT SCOT! WITH ONE T!!! I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU GUYS AGAIN!!

i didnt get to see any cocks, thank you very much.

i told my chick about this thread. she said she was gonna come in here and set you guys straight. i see she hasnt yet though.

She's probably still reading this gargantuan fiasco.

it wasnt throbbing as much as i call it undulating.

Im still shocked this thread is still going.

Good job guys. :thumbup:

15-31 of goodness.

it only took me around 40 minutes so people if you are bored i implore you.

[Dougie Brootal]

those are just from pages 1-14. i will continue shortly.

15-31 of goodness.

it only took me around 40 minutes so people if you are bored i implore you.

god i hate you.

[drjoek]

15-31 of goodness.

it only took me around 40 minutes so people if you are bored i implore you.

god i love you

[King Hippos Bandaid]

god i hate you.

god i love you

Religion Point Cunterpoint with dougrasso and drjoek

:king:

[lleeder]

those are just from pages 1-14. i will continue shortly.

I started out strong being quoted then by they second half of the thread I guess I didnt have much input.

[spoon]

im starting at 4:05 any guesses on when i finish?

Well my guess is that you'll "fininsh" as soon as you hit all those posts about cock. Regardless if they're fat and short or skinny and long.

[lleeder]

Well my guess is that you'll "fininsh" as soon as you hit all those posts about cock. Regardless if they're fat and short or skinny and long.

or sloppy

[TheMojoPin]

or sloppy

Or Sneezy.

Or Dopey.

Or Doc.

[LordJezo]

Nice quotes.

So no threesome actually happened? That is a bit of a let down. I was excited when I first came in this thread.

Can we at least get a little man on man action to make up for this let down?

[spoon]

Nice quotes.

So no threesome actually happened? That is a bit of a let down. I was excited when I first came in this thread.

Can we at least get a little man on man action to make up for this let down?


Looks like you already brought the thunder.....along with Marc.

[Dougie Brootal]

Nice quotes.

So no threesome actually happened? That is a bit of a let down. I was excited when I first came in this thread.

Can we at least get a little man on man action to make up for this let down?

i saw scots cock. does that help?

[ralphbxny]

Nice quotes.

So no threesome actually happened? That is a bit of a let down. I was excited when I first came in this thread.

Can we at least get a little man on man action to make up for this let down?

Wait for it..........

[ralphbxny]

I'm just surprised it took this long to and post it. Would have thought someone else would have done this days ago.

And if there is no more cockfighting going on does this mean.......


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Only if we are lucky!

[NITRON]

yeah. So here i am. Posting. So I could say i've been a part of this ... epic thread.

[EliSnow]

I feel like I have to memorialize this thread with a sig for doug. Here's one:

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4691/mtgd3.png

[Hottub]

Nice one, Eli!

[Dougie Brootal]

I feel like I have to memorialize this thread with a sig for doug. Here's one:

http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/4691/mtgd3.png



im throwin it in the rotation right now! thanks budday!!

[Midkiff]

hawt

[EliSnow]

So, has the fake asian been playing beer pong this whole time?

[patsopinion]

So much more occurred. Lots of post whoring, discussions about cock, Gvac got dressed, a webcam pic of Pixie, some truly homosexual links, and a picture of an asian woman climbing a mountain.

was it hot?

[Marc with a c]

So, has the fake asian been playing beer pong this whole time?

She still isn't drunk enough to do it.

[mikeyboy]

was it hot?

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Creatures_and_Cartoons/Smiles/Blue_nods.gif

[furie]

this offer was put before a friend of mine. eventually, he was cut out of the deal and his wife left with the chick (also asian oddly enough).

so beware!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

so this is how China is gonna attack , sending girls over to promise 3 ways

:king:

[jetdog]

http://www.geocities.com/nitron11226/volts.JPG

I'll see your voltron, and raise you a Tranzor Z

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Tranzor-z-screenshot-from-series.jpg

[ralphbxny]

so this is how China is gonna attack , sending girls over to promise 3 ways

:king:

Those Damn Asians and their sideways Vaginas!!!

[EliSnow]

Okay, it's been a month and a half. Doug, do you think this is going to happen?

Have you and your girl talked about it with the Asian girl? What's she saying?

Do you still think of Scot? Any future plans with him?

The board needs closure!!!

[Marc with a c]

The board needs closure!!!

or at least some cock talk.

[patsopinion]

no I don't.

well not 85% of them anyway.

you only like uncircumcised cock?

[drjoek]

This thread is like Herpes
It goes in hiding for a while then flares up again without warning.

[IamPixie]

you only like uncircumcised cock?

no, I don't care for that.

[reillyluck]

no, I don't care for that.

shame on you.

[IamPixie]

shame on you.

luckily, for every girl like me there's a girl like you:happy:

[PhishHead]

shame on you.

this is why i love reilly, shelly and gaia!!

[EliSnow]

this is why i love reilly, shelly and gaia!!

I love them and Pixie!!!

[PhishHead]

I love them and Pixie!!!

i love pixie too even if she doesnt like uncircumcised guys :glurps:

[Marc with a c]

i love pixie too even if she doesnt like uncircumcised guys :glurps:

eh. gross.

edit: not the pixie part, the presence of foreskin part.

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.aerocovers.com/images/products/11_windsock_frame.jpg

[RoseBlood]

eh. gross.

edit: not the pixie part, the presence of foreskin part.

that's the best part! it's like unwrapping a gift

[TheMojoPin]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

[Marc with a c]

that's the best part! it's like unwrapping a gift

that is the grossest thing i have ever read in my life.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

love phishy

hate the foreskin mentions, being circumsized is one advantage of being a jew

:king:

[Furtherman]

http://www.anchorflagandflagpole.com/images/PHOTO_windsock_detail.gif

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/884/50024384.JPG

[reillyluck]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa105/iliidae/100_1109.jpg

[mikeyboy]

http://www.geocities.com/shadowsoftherainforest/GiantAnteater.gif

[Gvac]

http://www.kyngchaos.com/images/pics/savages.jpg

[reillyluck]

http://www.kyngchaos.com/images/pics/savages.jpg

bwahhhh hahahahahahahahahaha

:clap:

[mikeyboy]

http://www.u2station.com/news/archives/10.14.04.jpg

[reillyluck]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r307/redcub26/Foreskin.jpg

[Furtherman]

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1395570/2/istockphoto_1395570_pencil_sharpener_and_shavings. jpg

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.u2station.com/news/archives/10.14.04.jpg

"Uncut dickhead?" "Uncut cockface?" Very appropriate cover choice.

[buzzard]

this thread should have died of natural causes a very long time ago,and BTW ecccch!:glurps: I go:bye: now!

[Dougie Brootal]

This thread is like Herpes
It goes in hiding for a while then flares up again without warning.

you sound like youre speaking from experience...:laugh:

[reillyluck]

soooooooooooooooo not safe for work.... click me!. (http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b313/lynsisawesome/cosbypp5.gif)

[IamPixie]

hideous.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r307/redcub26/Foreskin.jpg


:lol:

you're like midkiff, only funny

:king:

[Dougie Brootal]

nothing of note has occured yet by the way. id go ahead and say forget about it for now, the other chick got a boyfriend or something. if something happens ill PM everyone except for drjoek and spoon.

[TheMojoPin]

http://www.auscas.com/images/easypeel.jpg

[Furtherman]

id go ahead and say forget about it for now, the other chick got a boyfriend or something. .

Had a larger beerpong table didn't he?

[PhishHead]

i like how the Thread title now includes foreskin

[lleeder]

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[reillyluck]

i like how the Thread title now includes foreskin

:wink:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

nothing of note has occured yet by the way. id go ahead and say forget about it for now, the other chick got a boyfriend or something. if something happens ill PM everyone except for drjoek and spoon.


even the President isnt

http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/George_Bush_Holding_Breath.jpg
that something will happen

:king:

[TheMojoPin]

Hey, Doug, was Scot cut or uncut?

[Furtherman]

http://www.fao.org/docrep/x5359e/x5359e0h.jpg

[drjoek]

nothing of note has occured yet by the way. id go ahead and say forget about it for now, the other chick got a boyfriend or something. if something happens ill PM everyone except for drjoek and spoon.

:sad:

[lleeder]

:sad:

Don't feel sad noones getting a PM.

[Gvac]

http://www.wendlingknives.com/sitebuilder/images/small_hunter_eng_walnut_-_sheathed-475x275.jpg



OR




http://www.wendlingknives.com/sitebuilder/images/small_hunter_eng_walnut_-_side-600x535.jpg

[Marc with a c]

Hey, Doug, was Scot cut or uncut?

cmon mojo. we already covered this.

he was cut and beautiful.

[lleeder]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v607/hifispider/cockbanana.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

Hey, Doug, was Scot cut or uncut?


cmon mojo. we already covered this.

he was cut and beautiful.

exactly.

[mikeyboy]

Why does this thread keep turning this way?

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[Dougie Brootal]

Don't feel sad noones getting a PM.

if something happens ill PM everyone except for drjoek and spoon.

and lleeder.

[PhishHead]

mikeyboy always saves the day!!

[TheMojoPin]

Doug, you didn't tell us that someone had a camera running...

http://www.q-nation.com/images/237_bulge2.jpg

[Furtherman]

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL242/894679/8274207/280299744.jpg

http://i.ehow.com/images/GlobalPhoto/Articles/2024009/tent_Full.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

Why does this thread keep turning this way?

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http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL242/894679/8274207/280299744.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/69/203709811_9aad6bbff5_m.jpg

[lleeder]

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL242/894679/8274207/280299744.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l111/twofeet337/tf.gif

[IamPixie]

TF? I dont get it

[Furtherman]

TF? I dont get it

It could be arranged.

[Hottub]

TF? I dont get it

Check.

[Dougie Brootal]

http://pic20.picturetrail.com/VOL242/894679/8274207/280299744.jpg

http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l111/twofeet337/tf.gif

TF? I dont get it

It could be arranged.

Check.

titty fuck?

[IamPixie]

It could be arranged.

now I do.

[torker]

http://www.aamp.com/images/nanca.gif

[A.J.]

http://www.gollygear.com/toypics/moyel.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

http://www.q-nation.com/images/237_bulge2.jpg

i shudder to think where you got that picture.

[TheMojoPin]

i shudder to think where you got that picture.

That's because you're shivering with anticipation.

[EliSnow]

So, it's three months later.

doug, can you say now that the threesome will never occur?

[Dougie Brootal]

So, it's three months later.

doug, can you say now that the threesome will never occur?

NEVER GIVE UP HOPE!!!

edit: i woulda thought it was obvious from the beginning!

[EliSnow]

NEVER GIVE UP HOPE!!!

edit: i woulda thought it was obvious from the beginning!

And no reoccurrences with Scot and his girl?

That's gotta hurt. Not being able to see Lil' Scot again.

[drjoek]

definition of an epic thread is that it never really goes away only goes into remission then reappears when you least expect it
Its kind of like herpes
Like what dougie might have caught in the threeesome:tongue:

[Dougie Brootal]

Like what dougie might have given to everyone in the threeesome:tongue:

fixed.:flush:

[Marc with a c]

this thread puts me in a good mood.

[Dougie Brootal]

And no reoccurrences with Scot and his girl?

That's gotta hurt. Not being able to see Lil' Scot again.

we're planning a trip to their place in NC when it gets a lil bit warmer. ill bring a camera this time like you asked me to.

[drjoek]

this thread puts me in a good mood.

Is it the herpes talk?

[Marc with a c]

Is it the herpes talk?

nope, it's the internet embarassment thrust upon douggrasso that i enjoy.

[nate1000]

If Doug catches herpes from a threesome in the woods, but no one's around to see it....


Sounds like I just channeled David Chase: The threesome is big. Douggrasso is big. The threesome in the woods that no one saw with my father's eyes is huge.

Douggrasso needs to get back in the game.

[drjoek]

nope, it's the internet embarassment thrust upon douggrasso that i enjoy.


I think other things are being thrust upon him and thats what I enjoy

[EliSnow]

we're planning a trip to their place in NC when it gets a lil bit warmer. ill bring a camera this time like you asked me to.

Digital camera, please.

[topless_mike]

This again....
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i314/cowfishrule/popcorn.gif

[Dougie Brootal]

every couple months i send eli nude photos of scot and me in return for him bumping this thread so everyone pays attention to me for a few minutes.

[DiabloSammich]

This is the first I've posted in here. I am incredibly lazy and refuse to read 36 pages of thread centered around Doug.

Please provide me with a one line synopsis.

[Marc with a c]

This is the first I've posted in here. I am incredibly lazy and refuse to read 36 pages of thread centered around Doug.

Please provide me with a one line synopsis.

see post 763, and 764. that sums up everything un until foreskingate.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64009&page=31

[EliSnow]

This is the first I've posted in here. I am incredibly lazy and refuse to read 36 pages of thread centered around Doug.

Please provide me with a one line synopsis.

First, all 36 pages are not centered completely on doug.

Second, there is some funny shit in those 36 pages.

[mikeyboy]

If Doug catches herpes from a threesome in the woods, but no one's around to see it....


Sounds like I just channeled David Chase: The threesome is big. Douggrasso is big. The threesome in the woods that no one saw with my father's eyes is huge.

Douggrasso needs to get back in the game.

David Milch not David Chase.

[DiabloSammich]

see post 763, and 764. that sums up everything un until foreskingate.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=64009&page=31


You know, if you quoted those singly, you would be over 10,000 by now.

[drjoek]

This is the first I've posted in here. I am incredibly lazy and refuse to read 36 pages of thread centered around Doug.

Please provide me with a one line synopsis.

First, all 36 pages are not centered completely on doug.

Second, there is some funny shit in those 36 pages.

36 pages worth reading in my humble opinion.

Funny stuff

[nate1000]

David Milch not David Chase.

Damn! Twomuchsopranositis strikes again!

How'e this, then:
Woke up this mornin, dreaming of a threesome,
Wifey told me today, baby, you're the chosen one.
But I blew my chance, I never really had a shot,
Born under a cursed sky, guess I'll just sit here smokin pot.


Woke up this mornin........

[DiabloSammich]

First, all 36 pages are not centered completely on doug.

Second, there is some funny shit in those 36 pages.

36 pages worth reading in my humble opinion.

Funny stuff


Can't I just wait for the movie?

[mikeyboy]

Can't I just wait for the movie?

Do you really want to wait for gay porn?

[Dougie Brootal]

Do you really want to wait for gay porn?

who would want to WAIT?!?!

[Dougie Brootal]

not to mention i got 3 seperate modquotes from this thread alone!!

[ralphbxny]

This thread will never die...as long as there is hope!

[EliSnow]

This thread will never die...as long as there is delusion!

Fixed.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

lots of funny in here, you just got to skip my posts to get to it

[Dougie Brootal]

lots of funny in here, you just got to skip my posts to get to it

just like every other thread.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

just like every other thread.


wheres your threesome, till then, no going for the easy joke that I set up

[Dougie Brootal]

wheres your threesome, till then, no going for the easy joke that I set up

you, me, and dupree! theres my threesome! booyakasha!

[TheMojoPin]

I just noticed that the Asian was described as "Hott." Is the extra "t" for extra trauma?

[EliSnow]

I just noticed that the Asian was described as "Hott." Is the extra "t" for extra trauma?

I think the two t's are for the two testicles she has.

[Hottub]

I think the two t's are for the two testicles she has.

Now we can lock it.

Thaaaank you, Eli!

[Marc with a c]

I think the two t's are for the two testicles she has.

i feel bad for scot then

[EliSnow]

Now we can lock it.

Thaaaank you, Eli!

You're welcome.

[Dougie Brootal]

why are you re reading it mojo? turn you on?

[Chigworthy]

you, me, and dupree! theres my threesome! booyakasha!

Much respeck.

[Dougie Brootal]

come on! this does nothin for ya???

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/amandaj.jpg











buncha fags anymore..

[Dirtybird12]

come on! this does nothin for ya???

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/amandaj.jpg











buncha fags anymore..

Im not gay but if I were...I'd be all over that.
And if I ever find the sum bitch who hit that poor guy in the face with a frying pan - i'll kick him in the shin for ya.

:king:

[TheMojoPin]

That's a great angle to hide the cock.

[Dougie Brootal]

crazy talk

[DarkHippie]

come on! this does nothin for ya???

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/amandaj.jpg











buncha fags anymore..

I'd hit it

[Dougie Brootal]

I'd hit it

thats what im sayin!! finally another heterosexual man!! high fives!!

[TheMojoPin]

thats what im sayin!! finally another heterosexual man!! high fives!!

Another? Where's the first one?

[Dougie Brootal]

Another? Where's the first one?

stugots.

[TheMojoPin]

Mods, please remove the comma between "asian, cocks" in the thread title. Now that Stugots is involved, that direction can be confirmed.

[ralphbxny]

come on! this does nothin for ya???

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/amandaj.jpg











buncha fags anymore..

Id do it!! But I am in love with Tommy Z so all bets are off!

[IamPixie]

That's a great angle to hide the cock.

and that ole snaggle tooth.

[Hottub]

I'd show him a thing or two! Guy or not, I'd hit it!

[DiabloSammich]

That's the attitude!

[IamPixie]

I'd show him a thing or two!

about a thing or two?

[thejives]

Does she know you're posting her pictures on here?
And if so, has she read this thread?

If she does, I think you're a lock for this gay orgy you've been angling for.

[TheMojoPin]

I'd show him a thing or two! Guy or not, I'd hit it!

Get that one thing first before you start bragging about two things.

[spoon]

Mods, please remove the comma between "asian, cocks" in the thread title. Now that Stugots is involved, that direction can be confirmed.

Sooo fucking hilarious! If only she had a neckbeard.....but that may be some stubble I see in the pic.

[DarkHippie]

come on! this does nothin for ya???

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/amandaj.jpg











buncha fags anymore..

Come on, the nose is a little weird, but the body is smokin! and that little school girl dress rings my bell . . . with a big dong

[EliSnow]

I'd show him a thing or two! Guy or not, I'd hit it!

I'm with Hottub.





Well, not "with" with. He and I are just friends.

[Hottub]

Just friends?:glurps:




You BASTARD!!! You told me you loved me!

[EliSnow]

Just friends?:glurps:




You BASTARD!!! You told me you loved me!

Yeah, sorry about that.

Didn't think you'd fall for it though.

[TheMojoPin]

Does she know you're posting her pictures on here?

Sorry to be Sammy Serious, but this is a REALLY good point.

[thejives]

Sorry to be Sammy Serious, but this is a REALLY good point.

Thanks.

If she's cool with it that's fine. You know this could be her springboard to international fame and fortune. The girl that launched the epic thread!

[scottinnj]

Someone PM me when I should take my pants off again.

You didn't get mine?

[mikeyboy]

come on! this does nothin for ya???

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/amandaj.jpg


http://www.worldinmotion.net/theothertwo/biography/history/1993.jpg

[Fallon]

Mods, please remove the comma between "asian, cocks" in the thread title. Now that Stugots is involved, that direction can be confirmed.

Good thinking.

[spoon]

This again! Didn't u get your ass rape and penis looking dream fulfilled yet!?

[scottinnj]

you only like uncircumcised cock?

no, I don't care for that.



:thumbup:

[scottinnj]

eh. gross.

edit: not the pixie part, the presence of foreskin part.

that's the best part! it's like unwrapping a gift


No, it's more like pulling back a tube and finding spoiled Cheez Wiz coming out. At least what I've seen on German porn. I watch it for the hot German chicks. For real.

[jauble]

well I coudn't sleep tonight so I started reading this thread finally around 3 and now I'm finally done. Nice work...funny stuff.

[DiabloSammich]

I like how Doug begged for this thing to be locked on page 21.

And the Marc with a c and his bullhorn had to talk him down.

Great thread.

[Dougie Brootal]

This again! Didn't u get your ass rape and penis looking dream fulfilled yet!?

once is NEVER enough!

[Marc with a c]

well I coudn't sleep tonight so I started reading this thread finally around 3 and now I'm finally done. Nice work...funny stuff.

please people listen to him. best story you'll read all year.

"ANSWER ME!!!"

[TheMojoPin]

"Marc with asian cock."

Suddenly it all makes sense.

[scottinnj]

"Marc with asian cock."

Suddenly it all makes sense.

No it doesn't, asian cock is too small for Marc. You should see his dildo collection. Shocking.

[ralphbxny]

No one should read this whole thing unless they are forced...not untill the pay off happens!

[thejives]

This is a draft of a questionnaire that I was hoping we could send to Douggrasso's chick. It might help clear up some underlying issues here.
Once we've added and edited it here, perhaps Doug could be so kind as to pass it on to her.


To: Douggrasso's Chick
From: ronfez.net
Subject: That Threesome Thing in October

Dear Ms. Chick,
As you may or may not be aware, you have been part of a great deal of discussion in an online community dedicated to good-natured humor, Ron and Fez, and virulent homosexuality. Unfortunately, this discussion has led to more questions than answers. Could you answer the following questions for us, please? Then we can go back to the Hot Chic Pic thread in peace.

1. Who's idea was this threesome in the first place?

2. Can you describe Douggrasso's reaction when he was told about the impending threesome?

3. Using a scale of one to ten, how sure were you that there would actually be a threesome with the (alleged) asian (alleged) female that you have (allegedly) known for 10+ years?

4. What are those chances now?

5. Do you have any other friends that may be interested in a threesome with Douggrasso? If so, are they female? What is their ethnic background?

6. On a scale of one to ten, what do you think the chances are that you will ever have a threesome with Douggrasso and another chick?

7. Can you describe your personal beliefs regarding circumcision?

8. On a scale of one to ten (ten being as gay as we think he is), how gay would you say Douggrasso is?

9. On the night you had group sex with "scot" and "scot's chick" from "NC" did you get the impression Douggrasso was inordinately distracted by "scot's throbbing penis that is longer than his but less girthy"?

10. Can you summarize for us your thoughts on group sex and relationships with a focus this threesome issue and perhaps give other chicks out there some advice on how to approach threesomes and relationships with homosexual men?

Thank you for your time and effort in this matter.
We all love and respect you for what you tried to do for Douggrasso.

[Hottub]

:clap::clap::lol:
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/b5/L_c295eaa31c251b9c3e10f11068d2eccf.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

Holy shit, if I could find a smilie that was tipping his hat you'd be getting it right now. Beautiful!

[reillyluck]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/Clapclap.gif

[drjoek]

J J J Jives talkin!!!

[thejives]

I hope we get some answers from this. :popcorn:
And no fair putting on a blue thong and answering it yourself Doug!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

just when dougrasso had all the answers, the jives changes the questions

[scottinnj]

We are so close to making this a MEGA epic thread, and it is so disturbing that dougrasso is ground zero. But on behalf of his hottie girlfriend, let's push this to 1000+ posts.

[thejives]

We are so close to making this a MEGA epic thread, and it is so disturbing that dougrasso is ground zero. But on behalf of his hottie girlfriend, let's push this to 1000+ posts.

What's a mega epic thread?
And is it safe to be making them?

[Rorschach]

is everyone on this message board gay?

[thejives]

is everyone on this message board gay?

I dunno Mr. Watchmen.
Why don't you go ask your pal:
http://chud.com/nextraimages/watchm08.gif

[led37zep]

is everyone on this message board gay?


Its not Gay, but its not straight.

[PapaBear]

is everyone on this message board gay?

Its not Gay, but its not straight.
I believe the term is "Slightly Askew".

RonFez.net... AKA "S.A.D."

Slightly Askew Derelicts

[Fallon]

is everyone on this message board gay?

http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6205/ronfeznetop0.png

[Dougie Brootal]

I hope we get some answers from this. :popcorn:
And no fair putting on a blue thong and answering it yourself Doug!

how did you know it was blue????:blink::huh::unsure:

[thejives]

how did you know it was blue????:blink::huh::unsure:

I was hoping you'd wear this one:
my chick:
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/IMGP0355.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

I was hoping you'd wear this one:

well you are a lucky boy today!

[thejives]

well you are a lucky boy today!

Am I lucky?
Or is the Chinese slave child that stitched that thong at the end of a 18 hour work day lucky that their product has come to such a noble resting place?

[Gimp]

more pics?

wow, i just creeped myself out.

[thejives]

more pics?

wow, i just creeped myself out.

This thread will do that.

[Midkiff]

I dunno Mr. Watchmen.
Why don't you go ask your pal:
http://chud.com/nextraimages/watchm08.gif

Is that the guy that drank all the colloidal silver?

[DiabloSammich]

Soooooooooo......

How's that game of beer pong coming along?

[thejives]

Literally thousands of college students have suffered alcohol poisoning... and yet she still plays on.

For when the game is over, she knows what horrible fate awaits.

[drjoek]

Can we agree to a 1000 post cap on this thread?

[thejives]

Can we agree to a 1000 post cap on this thread?

This thread continues until:

1. Douggrasso comes out

or

2. The asian chick follows through

[DiabloSammich]

Literally thousands of college students have suffered alcohol poisoning... and yet she still plays on.

For when the game is over, she knows what horrible fate awaits.



Yeah, and all this playing is wearing her out. She looks a lot different than the pictures at the beginning of this nonsense....





http://i18.tinypic.com/8eudonb.jpg

[drjoek]

This thread continues until:

1. Douggrasso comes out

or

2. The asian chick follows through

5000 post minimum then

[thejives]

if she looks like that, Douggie won't last 6 seconds in the sack

[scottinnj]

What's a mega epic thread?
And is it safe to be making them?

Just don't cross the mega epic threads.

[thejives]

This thread is under construction.

http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200707/r161907_594320.jpg

It's gonna be huge.

[Radioguy]

http://www.worldinmotion.net/theothertwo/biography/history/1993.jpg

I got that without looking at the url. :laugh:

[EliSnow]

Soooooooooo......

How's that game of beer pong coming along?

Glad to see that someone besides myself needs updates every now and then.

I feel the asian is the less interesting part. I want to hear about scot.

I mean doug and his chick have same room sex with scot and his chick and it's only a one time thing? especially the way doug looked at scot's unit?

[PhishHead]

Glad to see that someone besides myself needs updates every now and then.

I feel the asian is the less interesting part. I want to hear about scot.

I mean doug and his chick have same room sex with scot and his chick and it's only a one time thing? especially the way doug looked at scot's unit?

I think alot more happened then just "looking" at scot's unit, and doug is just afraid to tell us.

[jauble]

Glad to see that someone besides myself needs updates every now and then.

I feel the asian is the less interesting part. I want to hear about scot.

I mean doug and his chick have same room sex with scot and his chick and it's only a one time thing? especially the way doug looked at scot's unit?

I am just wondering if he knows that he is part of the biggest quagmire on rf.net

[DiabloSammich]

I am just wondering if he knows that he is part of the biggest quagmire on rf.net



The only two things in my life I have heard referred to as a "quagmire" is this thread and Iraq.


Coincedence?

[jauble]

The only two things in my life I have heard referred to as a "quagmire" is this thread and Iraq.


Coincedence?

so you think we're not getting out of this for a while? Which poster was Kennedy?

[drjoek]

so you think we're not getting out of this for a while?

http://fibergourmet.com/blog/media/snickers1.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

http://fibergourmet.com/blog/media/snickers1.jpg



What are you talking about, Doc? Doug has never "really satisfied" anyone in his life.

[PhishHead]

What are you talking about, Doc? Doug has never "really satisfied" anyone in his life.

diablosammich on the other hand, satisfies everyone.

[Marc with a c]

diablosammich on the other hand, satisfies everyone.

not vegetarians.

fucking hippie

[PhishHead]

no vegetarians.

fucking hippie

i thought we were friends, then you have to insult me?

[EliSnow]

i thought we were friends, then you have to insult me?

Should I given him an infraction?

[DiabloSammich]

i thought we were friends, then you have to insult me?



That's okay buddy. We will insult him over the airwaves tonight on your internet radio program, Phishy Whatevers, on ThereIsNoRadio.com, from 10:00 pm EST until whenever.

[Marc with a c]

i thought we were friends, then you have to insult me?

friends? with you?

i'm just talking to you because gvac bet me i couldn't make you prom queen.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Should I given him an infraction?

protect that vulnerable Phishy

I wish, I had protection when that evil Marc insults me

[PhishHead]

Should I given him an infraction?

Yes Please do. I should as well!!

friends? with you?

i'm just talking to you because gvac bet me i couldn't make you prom queen.

ouch Marc ouch.

[EliSnow]

protect that vulnerable Phishy

I wish, I had protection when that evil Marc insults me

I think if I went and protected you, I'd be taking on mikeyboy.

And I'm not that crazy.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I think if I went and protected you, I'd be taking on mikeyboy.

And I'm not that crazy.

true, I need protection from about 10 or so posters

I need a protection posse

[mikeyboy]

true, I need protection from about 10 or so posters

I need a protection posse

Your brother's working that angle in real life. I seriously thought he was going to take a swing at me and/or Sheepy last night.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Your brother's working that angle in real life. I seriously thought he was going to take a swing at me and/or Sheepy last night.

ut oh

Drunk Randy is quite fighty

[Marc with a c]

ut oh

Drunk Randy is quite fighty

fighty or chatty?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

fighty or chatty?

both

[mikeyboy]

I need real-life banning powers.

[Marc with a c]

I need real-life banning powers.

that sounds like the greatest super hero ever.

i want that

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I need real-life banning powers.
ouch. Was he that bad

[DiabloSammich]

I need real-life banning powers.


I have a feeling you've wanted that before last night.

[jauble]

I need real-life banning powers.

mikey wants to be http://www.courttv.com/graphics/trials/contentphotos/tr_in.goetz_0207.jpg ?

[thejives]

friends? with you?

i'm just talking to you because gvac bet me i couldn't make you prom queen.

I can't believe this line slipped by unapplauded.
Genius.

[PhishHead]

I can't believe this line slipped by unapplauded.
Genius.

it's because he has used it before.

[Marc with a c]

i have?

[thejives]

Like a nerd I searched the board, and the only other Marc post with prom queen in it is this sensitive missive about the pitfalls of monogamy. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1248116&highlight=prom+queen#post1248116)

I stand by my statement. Genius.

[PhishHead]

he has used it in chat before.

[thejives]

Chat is where good lines are born.

I'm glad that one made it into the permanent record (and it couldn't have been in a better thread either).

[Marc with a c]

he has used it in chat before.

stop remembering everything.

weirdo

[PhishHead]

stop remembering everything.

weirdo

gvac told me to watch out for you and be careful so I try to remember all my interactions with you.

[thejives]

Here's the preliminary cast list for the film version of this thread:

Douggrasso: Sexually aggressive yet ambiguous Cillian Murphy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2006/11/29/btmurphy29.jpg

Douggrasso's Chick: Flaming hot blond Jeri Ryan
http://webfantasy.info/Jeri_Lynn_Ryan/Images/jeri_ryan_01.jpg

Asian Chick: Lethal thai Kickboxer Tony Jaa
http://twitchfilm.net/pics/tonyjaa1.gif

Scot and Scot's chick: Tenacious D
http://manolomen.com/images/Tenacious%20D.jpg

additions?

[Dougie Brootal]

Here's the preliminary cast list for the film version of this thread:

Douggrasso: Sexually aggressive yet ambiguous Cillian Murphy
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/arts/graphics/2006/11/29/btmurphy29.jpg

Douggrasso's Chick: Flaming hot blond Jeri Ryan
http://webfantasy.info/Jeri_Lynn_Ryan/Images/jeri_ryan_01.jpg

Asian Chick: Lethal thai Kickboxer Tony Jaa
http://twitchfilm.net/pics/tonyjaa1.gif

Scot and Scot's chick: Tenacious D
http://manolomen.com/images/Tenacious%20D.jpg

additions?

scot's got better abs than jack black.

[PhishHead]

i think you are giving doug way too much credit in making him Cillian Murphy

[thejives]

i think you are giving doug way too much credit in making him Cillian Murphy

We could up the creepy factor and go with Ryan Seacrest
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/gallery/makeover/060417/rseacrest.jpg

[PhishHead]

We could up the creepy factor and go with Ryan Seacrest
http://img.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/gallery/makeover/060417/rseacrest.jpg

again way too much credit.

Just pick bam margera and be done with it.

[thejives]

again way too much credit.

Just pick bam margera and be done with it.

Good call.
http://z.about.com/d/movies/1/0/K/d/N/jackass2prem2.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

I always pictured Doug with his Asian chick looking like this....




http://www.classicmoviekids.com/images/m/macchio/macchioralph302.jpg



But the Bam picture has a much better creep factor.


3 more posts....

[topless_mike]

i cant believe this thread is still alive.
talk about milage out of a bit.

[topless_mike]

.


3 more posts....


till what?

[topless_mike]

3 more posts....

oh, i got it.
im a whore

i win !!