Holy Shit!! The Doug Threesome Thread [Archive] - Page 5

DiabloSammich

03-06-2008, 06:55 AM

Let's spend the next 1,000 posts on this thread on something a little more constructive.

Ooh, I know!

If you owned a septic cleaning company what would your motto be?

Mine would be "The Other Guys Don't Know Shit!"

thejives

03-06-2008, 06:58 AM

If you owned a septic cleaning company what would your motto be?

You fill 'em we spill 'em

dougiebrootal

03-06-2008, 07:03 AM

just lock it. everytime someone posts in this thread you inflate this faggot's ego.

DiabloSammich

03-06-2008, 07:04 AM

You Poop, We Scoop!

We Know Our Shit!

podrido jon

03-06-2008, 07:07 AM

dougiebrootal

03-06-2008, 07:08 AM

Midkiff

03-06-2008, 07:47 AM

http://kscakes.com.nyud.net:8080/LolCats/Uploads/Saved/o-haio1-an-texas-2-kthx.jpg

drjoek

03-06-2008, 07:49 AM

>1000 post epic thread!

Congratulations douggrasso

I guess

dougiebrootal

03-06-2008, 07:49 AM

At Least Its Not Cats.

scottinnj

03-09-2008, 04:00 PM

You know, if we're not careful, this could become greater then the Ron Bennington LOTD thread.

It could happen. Remember, Gvac topped the 12,000 post mark while we were in here arguing over three ways, asians and Dougie's shoe size. What would happen if we just kept this going, and LOTD goes down like Frasier? We'd be boardsona non grata at the studio.

I say lock it up, and end the madness.

Team_Ramrod

03-09-2008, 04:02 PM

I say leave it.... let it surpass the LOTD thread. It'll give Mr. B some motivation.

thejives

03-24-2008, 04:34 PM

We should make a book out of this thread and give it to Ronnie.

mikeyboy

03-24-2008, 04:46 PM

We should make a book out of this thread and give it to Ronnie.

Bettr yet, let's make two. One for Scot and one for the Asian.

thejives

03-24-2008, 04:49 PM

Bettr yet, let's make two. One for Scot and one for the Asian.

If Doug reads it at the same time as those two, that'll be the closest he gets to an actual threesome.

Fallon

03-24-2008, 07:50 PM

Bettr yet, let's make two. One for Scot and one for the Asian.

Might cost extra to have the words go vertical.

thejives

03-27-2008, 05:41 PM

Bragging here: I just totally had a twosome.

DiabloSammich

03-27-2008, 05:44 PM

Bragging here: I just totally had a twosome.

What was his name?

drjoek

03-27-2008, 05:45 PM

Bragging here: I just totally had a twosome.

I just had a onesome:down:

thejives

03-27-2008, 05:51 PM

What was his name?

You should know... you gave me the number.

I just had a onesome:down:

I can imagine.
As a Doctor you must refuse sex from those less educated than yourself.

Dougie Brootal

03-27-2008, 05:55 PM

i cant wait for the electro-magnetic pulse that sends us into ''dark angel'' land so this thread will be permanantly deleted from he planets collective memory. damn you mikeyboy.....DAMN YOU TO HELL!!!!!

Marc with a c

03-27-2008, 05:56 PM

Dougie Brootal

03-27-2008, 05:58 PM

answer him!!!!!!

and you're the worst one.

drjoek

03-27-2008, 05:58 PM

You should know... you gave me the number.

I can imagine.
As a Doctor you must refuse sex from those less educated than yourself.

The next time I refuse sex will be the first time. Refuse sex? who do you think I am my wife?

thejives

03-27-2008, 08:02 PM

The next time I refuse sex will be the first time. Refuse sex? who do you think I am my wife?

:clap:

thejives

04-04-2008, 12:20 PM

Hey...
I just waxed my chest. Does that make me Douggrasso-esque?

drjoek

04-11-2008, 11:13 AM

Not Gay!! :lol::lol::lol:

marcpsych

04-11-2008, 11:43 AM

I was away for a while until recently.

So, how did the whole threesome go? I bet you have some smokin' stories to tell!!

:smoke:

BeerBandit

04-11-2008, 11:46 AM

I was away for a while until recently.

So, how did the whole threesome go? I bet you have some pole smokin' stories to tell!!

:smoke:
Fixed it.

Kris10

04-11-2008, 11:47 AM

I can't believe this train wreck is still going

marcpsych

04-11-2008, 11:47 AM

Fixed it.

Did you say pole smokin' or hole pokin'?

BeerBandit

04-11-2008, 11:54 AM

Did you say pole smokin' or hole pokin'?
Can't it be both?
http://www.gamehacked.com/images/familyguydoctor.jpg

marcpsych

04-11-2008, 11:56 AM

Can't it be both?
http://www.gamehacked.com/images/familyguydoctor.jpg

I'm sure it was.

thejives

04-11-2008, 03:05 PM

Does anyone else see beer bandit's sig migrating into the next post?

Is it just my browser?

Has this thread broken the internet?

mikeyboy

05-13-2008, 09:57 AM

I don't really know what the tags are for, but if there was ever a thread that screamed out for tags, this is it.

Dougie Brootal

05-13-2008, 09:59 AM

I don't really know what the tags are for, but if there was ever a thread that screamed out for tags, this is it.

why bring this up? i hate you.:furious:

mikeyboy

05-13-2008, 10:02 AM

mikeyboy is a facist, mikeyboy is actually scot,

Hey!

Dougie Brootal

05-13-2008, 10:04 AM

Hey!

i can only take credit for one of those...i let you all guess which!

(hint: its not the one you think:wink:)

King Hippos Bandaid

05-13-2008, 10:11 AM

Hey!

tee hee

Dougie Brootal

07-01-2008, 11:32 AM

K.C.

07-01-2008, 11:48 AM

Wow, I never noticed this thread, and I would have never noticied the self-contained shame it involves, if not for the helpful people who kept it alive :thumbup:

Still clicking through this epic to catch up.

RonFez.net has a high cock threshold, but THIS shatters all previous records set for cock talk.

Dougie Brootal

07-01-2008, 11:52 AM

a few pages back, marc with a c put together a pretty good "Greatest Hits" list if you get lazy.

mikeyboy

07-01-2008, 11:53 AM

ive been holding off on posting this cuz i didnt want to get anyones hopes up, but a couple weeks ago, we went to visit scot and his chick in north carolina. long story short, scot made a move on my chick in front of me and his chick, a huge battle ensued and scots chick dumped him and christin and i left and havent talked to scot since. this was june 4. flash forward to today. scots old chick is still friends with us and is coming to spend the weekend with us. shell be here saturday and will probably leave monday morning. i have my fingers crossed so please, (snoogans and mojo, im looking in your direction!!!) dont jinx this for me with your negative thoughts!!!:furious:

I think you just did yourself in, Jinxy. You should have waited until Monday to post this.

Dougie Brootal

07-01-2008, 11:56 AM

I think you just did yourself in, Jinxy. You should have waited until Monday to post this.

i'll show you! you'll see!
http://www.scifi.com/ecw/images/extremists/steve_richards.jpg

PhishHead

07-01-2008, 12:01 PM

I think you just did yourself in, Jinxy. You should have waited until Monday to post this.

Is he as Jinxy as Hippo?

K.C.

07-01-2008, 12:01 PM

This is going to end with the Asian chick coming to visit, her and Doug's chick wanting to the do the threesome, them heading to the bedroom, and the sheer thought of it finally happening making Doug so happy, he pops before he ever gets his pants off.

Asian chick leaves the next day and is NEVER seen again.

Dougie Brootal

07-01-2008, 12:05 PM

drjoek

07-01-2008, 01:27 PM

I have an email alert set up for when ever this thread gets posted in. It is the greatest thread in all my years on line

Midkiff

07-01-2008, 01:57 PM

I think it's about time for Doug to give up on the FFM thing and try for something more realistic, like MMF, or MMM.

led37zep

07-01-2008, 02:18 PM

I think it's about time for Doug to give up on the FFM thing and try for something more realistic, like MMF, or MMM.

um...thats sounds like an offer.

Don Stugots

07-01-2008, 03:30 PM

Go for it Doug.

EliSnow

07-01-2008, 03:49 PM

I believe in doug. I think he can get this done. After all the pages of this thread, there will be a huge payoff, an enormous money shot, if you will.

That said, we'll need pictures to confirm.

~Katja~

07-01-2008, 04:18 PM

ive been holding off on posting this cuz i didnt want to get anyones hopes up, but a couple weeks ago, we went to visit scot and his chick in north carolina. long story short, scot made a move on my chick in front of me and his chick, a huge battle ensued and scots chick dumped him and christin and i left and havent talked to scot since. this was june 4. flash forward to today. scots old chick is still friends with us and is coming to spend the weekend with us. shell be here saturday and will probably leave monday morning. i have my fingers crossed so please, (snoogans and mojo, im looking in your direction!!!) dont jinx this for me with your negative thoughts!!!:furious:

hope your friend is a naughty one then. Good Luck!!!!

My friend's husband offers me every chance he gets. And my friend is even down with it cause the last time they stayed over here she told me "you know where to find us" right before she went to bed...

hell ya I knew where they were and boy did I hope they would stay there all night :D

DarkHippie

07-01-2008, 05:18 PM

This is like the War and Peace of threads. If this doesn't end with Doug fucking both chicks in every orafice possible, I am gonna be very disappointed. We're all behind you.

DONT FUCK THIS UP!!!

DiabloSammich

07-01-2008, 05:23 PM

There is only one way to wrap up a thread like this.

If you fuck this up this time, you will be hereby banned from all innerwebz.

Rock out with you cock out, my friend.

Friday

07-01-2008, 05:32 PM

by bringing us... and all of your hopes... into this, you have already ensured it will not happen.

but i am pulling for you anyway! wear a rubber! :bye:

Marc with a c

07-01-2008, 05:39 PM

i miss scot

jauble

07-01-2008, 06:26 PM

I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.

http://www.movie-list.com/a/airplane.jpg

DarkHippie

07-01-2008, 06:46 PM

Your dick better end up looking like this

http://www.homebasics.ca/recipe_images/3438-823020370.jpg

Dougie Brootal

07-01-2008, 07:26 PM

by bringing us... and all of your hopes... into this, you have already ensured it will not happen.

well, history does repeat itself.... i knew i shoulda waited! thanks mikeyboy!:wallbash:

A.J.

07-02-2008, 04:15 AM

but i am pulling for you anyway! wear a rubber! :bye:

There will be a LOT of people "pulling" I'm sure.

DarkHippie

07-07-2008, 04:08 PM

So what happened? Did you smash that shit?

mikeyboy

07-07-2008, 04:10 PM

So what happened? Did you smash that shit?

Hmmmm. Dougie was online this afternoon but neglected to update. Maybe we can be optimistic and assume he doesn't kiss and tell. :huh:

EliSnow

07-07-2008, 04:16 PM

Hmmmm. Dougie was online this afternoon but neglected to update. Maybe we can be optimistic and assume he doesn't kiss and tell. :huh:

Maybe the events were more like Strap-On 8 and he doesn't want to talk about ti.

drjoek

07-07-2008, 04:25 PM

DiabloSammich

07-07-2008, 05:27 PM

WELL....

http://bp2.blogger.com/_3TJBkoZeMVU/R7YXzOZ2hTI/AAAAAAAABcs/mlbmcV0SvkU/s400/waiting.jpg

WE'RE WAITING!!!

thejives

07-07-2008, 05:52 PM

so creepy sammich.

so very very creepy.

Friday

07-07-2008, 05:54 PM

i have never been so excited to hear about utter failure in all my life!

wheeeeeeeee

thejives

07-07-2008, 06:27 PM

The punchline to this thing is suddenly douggrasso has two baby mommas.

And those kids get to find this thread when they grow up.

led37zep

07-07-2008, 06:37 PM

The punchline to this thing is suddenly douggrasso has two baby mommas.

And those kids get to find this thread when they grow up.

I'm printing it off and taking it to Kinkos. Hopefully that will put that good Karma in the air.

SinA

07-07-2008, 06:40 PM

been reading this intently forever but haven't posted yet... always while tickling my balls...
i need to complete.

frye hole

07-07-2008, 06:41 PM

This thread is boring! What I need to know is if Fuzzy was able to get the cover from her cell phone out from under the refrigerator.

I don't think I'll be able to sleep until I know ......

:glurps:

K.C.

07-07-2008, 09:01 PM

Hmmmm. Dougie was online this afternoon but neglected to update. Maybe we can be optimistic and assume he doesn't kiss and tell. :huh:

Well, OBVIOUSLY it went well if he hasn't posted the update.

jauble

07-07-2008, 10:04 PM

Well, OBVIOUSLY it went well if he hasn't posted the update.

http://www.uoguelph.ca/arboretum/PhotoGall/Large/Recent/PrayingMantis06.jpg

so doug is a grasshopper???

Dougie Brootal

07-08-2008, 05:14 AM

i was sick yesterday so i didnt update. the girl came up and we hung out but nothing happened. i dont think my chick is into her anymore after the disaster in north carolina. she just did a complete 180 and just didnt act interested. so yeah, congrats to everyone who was banking on a faildozer! in an unrelated story, apparently scot is back in the picture, and decided to call and cockblock all that day as well. jealousy...

EliSnow

07-08-2008, 05:41 AM

in an unrelated story, apparently scot is back in the picture, and decided to call and cockblock all that day as well. jealousy...

Sweet!!

Wait, he is back in your picture and was on the phone with you all day, right?

Dougie Brootal

07-10-2008, 09:44 AM

Sweet!!

Wait, he is back in your picture and was on the phone with you all day, right?

sadly,...no...

reillyluck

07-10-2008, 10:01 AM

what's with the thread title change? ew.

Dougie Brootal

07-10-2008, 10:03 AM

what's with the thread title change? ew.

yeah the other one was much better. it stated all the grisly facts.

EliSnow

07-10-2008, 10:03 AM

After all of this, I think sheepy is more likely to have a threesome before grasso does.

Dougie Brootal

07-10-2008, 10:05 AM

dont blame me, blame scot. he is a wart on the dick of my threesome. ya think hes gone, ya slide off your pants then BAM!!! there he is again!

RAAMONE

07-10-2008, 10:22 AM

what's with the thread title change? ew.

yeah and he deleted the pics of his girl

this thread used to be cool

reillyluck

07-10-2008, 10:30 AM

yeah and he deleted the pics of his girl

this thread used to be cool

Might as well merge this thread with post purgatory.

BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk117/IronRed13/CDUB1.jpg

TheMojoPin

07-10-2008, 10:39 AM

dont blame me, blame scot. he is a wart on the dick of my threesome. ya think hes gone, ya slide off your pants then BAM!!! there he is again!

We don't even have to trick you into talking about Scot on your dick.

Dougie Brootal

07-10-2008, 11:10 AM

Might as well merge this thread with post purgatory.

YES! MERGE IT!

thejives

07-10-2008, 05:32 PM

This thread is immortal.

If you google "Doug's Threesome" it's #1.

And that's with an internet full of porn.

mikeyboy

07-10-2008, 05:37 PM

This thread is immortal.

If you google "Doug's Threesome" it's #1.

And that's with an internet full of porn.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! It's true!

Edit: a google search of "Doug's Asian Tranny" has this thread as #2

DiabloSammich

07-10-2008, 05:42 PM

This thread is immortal.

If you google "Doug's Threesome" it's #1.

And that's with an internet full of porn.

Hoy shit, that's awesome. I wish I could screen cap that.

thejives

07-10-2008, 05:48 PM

Hoy shit, that's awesome. I wish I could screen cap that.

Which you could ... if you weren't lazy.

DiabloSammich

07-10-2008, 05:50 PM

Which you could ... if you weren't lazy.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I have a capable work crew that can handle most of my menial activities. Screen capping, mowing the lawn, sponge bathing. You know, the basics.

thejives

07-10-2008, 05:53 PM

It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I have a capable work crew that can handle most of my menial activities. Screen capping, mowing the lawn, sponge bathing. You know, the basics.

Well, if you had the management skills to get them to google "Doug's threesome" and screencap it... they would bring you this:

http://xff.xanga.com/e53c94e233632199079615/m154115362.jpg

DiabloSammich

07-10-2008, 05:56 PM

Well, if you had the management skills to get them to google "Doug's threesome" and screencap it... they would bring you this:

http://xff.xanga.com/e53c94e233632199079615/m154115362.jpg

I've missed you most of all, scarecrow.

thejives

07-10-2008, 05:56 PM

I've missed you most of all, scarecrow.

stop trying to outgay doug in his own thread.

DiabloSammich

07-10-2008, 06:00 PM

stop trying to outgay doug in his own thread.

Impossible.

Either in his own thread or anyone else's.

thejives

07-10-2008, 06:02 PM

Impossible.

Either in his own thread or anyone else's.

Well you're certainly charging the windmills then.

drjoek

07-10-2008, 06:03 PM

1100 POSTS
Awesome:clap:

IamPixie

07-10-2008, 06:11 PM

This thread is immortal.

If you google "Doug's Threesome" it's #1.

And that's with an internet full of porn.

wow. perhaps his crowning achievement. better than a threesome even.

DiabloSammich

07-10-2008, 06:12 PM

wow. perhaps his crowning achievement. better than a threesome even.

Let's not get crazy...

thejives

07-10-2008, 06:14 PM

wow. perhaps his crowning achievement. better than a threesome even.

He seems to hate this thread now, though.
Almost as much as his chick (apparently) hates having threesomes.

mikeyboy

07-10-2008, 06:16 PM

wow. perhaps his crowning achievement. better than a threesome even.

Ya think?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/m154115362fail.jpg

Dougie Brootal

07-11-2008, 10:25 AM

Ya think?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mikeyboy/m154115362fail.jpg

this hurts most of all...

thejives

07-11-2008, 03:19 PM

Time to start that foursome thread, Doug.

DarkHippie

07-11-2008, 04:09 PM

Time to start that foursome thread, Doug.

Didn't he already have that with Scott?

thejives

07-11-2008, 04:13 PM

Didn't he already have that with Scott?

Hold on... let me check the index

Dougie Brootal

07-12-2008, 09:04 AM

Didn't he already have that with Scott?

yes

lleeder

07-12-2008, 09:47 AM

Whats keith_19 think about all this ?

DarkHippie

07-12-2008, 10:05 AM

This thread needs its own website

thejives

07-12-2008, 08:35 PM

Has anyone out there in rf.net ever had an actual threesome?

If so, could you describe it?

Dr.Rockso

07-13-2008, 08:49 PM

Dr.Rockso must be really high...

I ceh-ceh-ceh could have sworn this thread died months ago.

thejives

07-13-2008, 08:50 PM

board characters have been pretty absent from this thread... until now.

PapaBear

07-13-2008, 08:54 PM

Has anyone out there in rf.net ever had an actual threesome?

If so, could you describe it?
Chick one wanted to do the bi thing. Chick two was strictly dickly. Chick two and I were have a grand time, but chick one kept getting in the way and ruining things. It was fun, but once the oral fun was over with, it would have been more fun if chick one would have just gone away.

BTW... Chick one was my first wife (we had already split up at the time).

thejives

07-13-2008, 08:58 PM

Chick one wanted to do the bi thing. Chick two was strictly dickly. Chick two and I were have a grand time, but chick one kept getting in the way and ruining things. It was fun, but once the oral fun was over with, it would have been more fun if chick one would have just gone away.

BTW... Chick one was my first wife (we had already split up at the time).

So. A completely uncomplicated sexual encounter.

Was chick 2 your wife at the time?

PapaBear

07-13-2008, 08:59 PM

So. A completely uncomplicated sexual encounter.

Was chick 2 your wife at the time?
The babysitter and (at the time) roommate to my ex.

thejives

07-13-2008, 09:01 PM

The babysitter and (at the time) roommate to my ex.

You, my friend, are full of amazing stories I would love to hear shouted over the din of a crowded pub.

Dr.Rockso

07-13-2008, 09:01 PM

board characters have been pretty absent from this thread... until now.

Awwww
Dr.Rockso forgives ya.

Im just a rock n roll clown!!!

Dougie Brootal

07-14-2008, 06:39 AM

dr. rockso,

do you have any advice you could give me to maybe get this thing off the ground? perhaps some kind of activity to, ya know, get everyone in the mood?

thanks budday!

Dr.Rockso

07-14-2008, 08:22 AM

Dr.Rockso doesn't know where you're going with this Doug

Dougie Brootal

07-14-2008, 08:30 AM

Dr.Rockso doesn't know where you're going with this Doug

(pssssssssssssssst! your line is: "want some cocaine?"...........anytime now........):wink:

thejives

07-14-2008, 04:55 PM

Yes. That's what you want.
To try and trick two coked out chicks into bed.

I say listen to Papa Bear. Do whatever he does.
It's the only real threesome on this thread so far.

Dougie Brootal

07-14-2008, 04:58 PM

Yes. That's what you want.
To try and trick two coked out chicks into bed.

I say listen to Papa Bear. Do whatever he does.
It's the only real threesome on this thread so far.

oh ive given up... don't worry about that... unless we find a new 3rd...

britneypablo, im looking in your direction ....

thejives

07-16-2008, 07:28 PM

http://www.accem.org/graphics/mcricket1.jpg

drjoek

07-23-2008, 01:38 PM

Still nothing on the burners?

sosadsosadsosad!!

thejives

07-24-2008, 07:39 PM

I'll be in the hamptons this weekend, if any hot chicks want to come have a threesome.

britneypablo

07-25-2008, 01:48 PM

oh ive given up... don't worry about that... unless we find a new 3rd...

britneypablo, im looking in your direction ....

i just saw this today....well where do i sign up? but before i sign up i need to make sure i will be getting all the attention from all parties involved....i am a mega ATTN:whore ....oh also it needs to be during a time that no one is bleeding...

drjoek

07-25-2008, 02:33 PM

i just saw this today....well where do i sign up? but before i sign up i need to make sure i will be getting all the attention from all parties involved....i am a mega ATTN:whore ....oh also it needs to be during a time that no one is bleeding...

I ll volunteer if you need a third

drjoek

08-30-2008, 06:13 PM

FBA Bomb Shelter Thread is kicking this thread ass

Dougie Brootal

08-30-2008, 07:40 PM

looks like the dream is over...:glurps:

thejives

08-30-2008, 08:27 PM

looks like the dream is over...:glurps:

Can we keep enjoying the nightmare?

thejives

09-01-2008, 07:51 PM

Wake up thread!

Any threesomes to report?

mikeyboy

09-01-2008, 07:53 PM

Even though there's no new info, it always makes me happy when this thread gets bumped.

thejives

09-01-2008, 07:55 PM

Even though there's no new info, it always makes me happy when this thread gets bumped.

I keep bumping it hoping for another epic saga to erupt.
Someday ...

Dougie Brootal

09-02-2008, 05:39 AM

Can we keep enjoying the nightmare?

every post in this thread prolongs my embarrassment... so enjoy!

drjoek

09-22-2008, 01:22 PM

Look at all those disgusting tags
Rude and Rude

they should be removed

Dougie Brootal

09-22-2008, 01:23 PM

Look at all those disgusting tags
Rude and Rude

they should be removed

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

King Hippos Bandaid

09-22-2008, 01:25 PM

the tags are lies

I jerk off with Bacon Grease, not Bacon, Bacon would cause chaffing

mikeyboy

09-22-2008, 01:25 PM

Just leave the one about Hippo.

Don Stugots

09-22-2008, 01:25 PM

can i tag and/or edit tags?

reillyluck

09-22-2008, 01:26 PM

can i tag and/or edit tags?

only in your forum or a thread you start.

Don Stugots

09-22-2008, 01:27 PM

only in your forum or a thread you start.

LIES!

ahhdurr

09-22-2008, 01:54 PM

I believe.

torker

09-22-2008, 03:18 PM

Bring on the Ladyboys
http://www.thaiso.com/images/photos/thai-ladyboy-3.jpg
And put the champagne on ice

scottinnj

09-22-2008, 08:35 PM

Bring on the Ladyboys
http://www.thaiso.com/images/photos/thai-ladyboy-3.jpg
And put the champagne on ice

That don't make you a bad person.

drjoek

10-01-2008, 01:16 PM

EastSideDougieBrootalgrassostillnothreesome is a good board name

TheMojoPin

10-01-2008, 01:17 PM

Don't make me lock this, Great Movie-Hater.

thejives

10-01-2008, 07:52 PM

Why is this in the confessional anyway? Nothing was confessed. There's no sin, no fessing up.

Shouldn't it be in the lounge, or something?

Marc with a c

10-01-2008, 08:42 PM

it should be in mom's basement

drjoek

10-10-2008, 06:45 AM

Is this a bad time to bump this thread????
:tongue:

RhinoinMN

10-10-2008, 06:47 AM

Is this a bad time to bump this thread????
:tongue:

Never a bad time.

Dougie Brootal

10-10-2008, 06:56 AM

Never a bad time.

sswa

thejives

10-11-2008, 01:19 PM

Lets all use this thread to lie about the awesome threesomes we've had.

I just had one with that cheerleader you went to high school with who you thought was so cute and a Icelandic stripper named Sporn. Without getting into gross details, the six hour long encounter involved a case of Colt 45, two broken chandeliers and a slip n' slide.

Man. I remember thinking to myself before passing out from dehydration, "Doug doesn't know what he's missing."

Dougie Brootal

10-11-2008, 01:26 PM

I just had one with that cheerleader you went to high school with who you thought was so cute...

jackie gale?!?

oh man i had a huuuuugggge thing for her...

on a more serious note, its gonna happen one day and your all gonna be begging me for pics. and im only giving them to hottub, cuz hes the only one that believed me and hes a gentleman!

disneyspy

10-11-2008, 01:28 PM

oh sure,like i wanna dissapoint two women*sigh*

drjoek

10-11-2008, 01:28 PM

jackie gale?!?

oh man i had a huuuuugggge thing for her...

on a more serious note, its gonna happen one day and your all gonna be begging me for pics. and im only giving them to hottub, cuz hes the only one that believed me and hes a gentleman!

Hottub;s a creep

Dougie Brootal

10-11-2008, 01:29 PM

Hottub;s a creep

take it back!

thejives

10-11-2008, 01:29 PM

jackie gale?!?

oh man i had a huuuuugggge thing for her...

are you sure it isn't just a pretty good sized thing for her?

on a more serious note, its gonna happen one day and your all gonna be begging me for pics. and im only giving them to hottub, cuz hes the only one that believed me and hes a gentleman!

I wish you the best ... and as for the pics ... Tub will post them. He's a stand up guy like that.

drjoek

10-11-2008, 01:31 PM

take it back!
You can't unring a bell.

Dougie Brootal

10-11-2008, 01:32 PM

are you sure it isn't just a pretty good sized thing for her?

I wish you the best ... and as for the pics ... Tub will post them. He's a stand up guy like that.

1. actually it was less than average
2. exactly:unsure:

mikeyboy

10-11-2008, 01:33 PM

I wish you the best ... and as for the pics ... Tub will post them. He's a stand up guy like that.

In the staff room. :bye:

Dougie Brootal

10-11-2008, 01:33 PM

You can't unring a bell.

im telling! you are soooooooooo:banning:

Dougie Brootal

10-11-2008, 01:34 PM

In the staff room. :bye:

i knew you had a thing for me. creep.

Dougie Brootal

10-11-2008, 01:37 PM

i cant believe 30,000 people have viewed the biggest embarrassment of my life.

drjoek

10-11-2008, 01:57 PM

i cant believe 30,000 people have viewed the biggest embarrassment of my life.

Biggest embarrassment or

BEST

THING

GOING

TODAY

WOOOOOOO !!!!!

Dougie Brootal

10-11-2008, 02:00 PM

Biggest embarrassment or

BEST

THING

GOING

TODAY

WOOOOOOO !!!!!

tomato, tomato

drjoek

10-11-2008, 02:18 PM

tomato, tomato

I <3 You i just thought you should know

add me to your sig

mendyweiss

10-11-2008, 02:49 PM

It Has Been One Year Since This Epic Started
And Still No Three way !!!

We Wait.....

Dougie Brootal

10-11-2008, 03:01 PM

I <3 You i just thought you should know

add me to your sig

i will, asap.
It Has Been One Year Since This Epic Started
And Still No Three way !!!

We Wait.....

cross your fingers, my brother is coming over tonight!

Bossanova

10-11-2008, 04:48 PM

i will, asap.

cross your fingers, my brother is coming over tonight!

Reading a Doug thread is like watching the Cubs. You always kind of pull for it, even though you know its never going to happen

Snoogans

10-11-2008, 05:31 PM

Reading a Doug thread is like watching the METS. You always kind of pull for it, even though you know its never going to happen

fixed that for you

Bossanova

10-11-2008, 05:34 PM

fixed that for you

I was going to say it was wrong, but i have nothing

Jughead

10-11-2008, 06:59 PM

Is this the drunk thread I'm home now

scottinnj

10-11-2008, 07:23 PM

Dougie's gonna do it, or else we have to setup a Paypal account to fly him and his girl out to the Bunny Ranch and have a pro step in.

Who's with me?

Hottub

10-11-2008, 07:27 PM

In the staff room. :bye:

They're up.:thumbup:

"If you listen to fools, the Mods Rule!"

I got a cookie up for grabs on this one!

mikeyboy

10-11-2008, 07:32 PM

They're up.:thumbup:

Can you take down the Scot one?

Hottub

10-11-2008, 07:37 PM

Can you take down the Scot one?

No can do, boss.

Reilly says it must stay.

Don Stugots

10-11-2008, 07:45 PM

put em up in the monkey house too, please.

jennysmurf

10-11-2008, 09:54 PM

It just took me over two hours to read this entire thread. I enjoyed most of it, but I think Doug owes me about 45 minutes of my life back. I need a drink....

mikeyboy

10-11-2008, 09:55 PM

It just took me over two hours to read this entire thread. I enjoyed most of it, but I think Doug owes me about 45 minutes of my life back. I need a drink....

So an hour fifteen was quality time? Way to go Doug!

Maryland USA! Maryland USA! Maryland USA!

Don Stugots

10-11-2008, 09:58 PM

Doug almost satisfied a woman! YAY!

jennysmurf

10-11-2008, 10:11 PM

Doug almost satisfied a woman! YAY!

Well, to be fair to Doug, there were alot of people involved in almost satisfying me. :smoke:

jennysmurf

10-11-2008, 10:11 PM

So an hour fifteen was quality time? Way to go Doug!

Maryland USA! Maryland USA! Maryland USA!

Math is power!

Don Stugots

10-11-2008, 10:12 PM

Well, to be fair to Doug, there were alot of people involved in almost satisfying me. :smoke:

train?

PapaBear

10-11-2008, 10:14 PM

So an hour fifteen was quality time? Way to go Doug!

Maryland USA! Maryland USA! Maryland USA!
Line of the night goes to Mikeyboy!:lol:

jennysmurf

10-11-2008, 10:16 PM

train?

Que?

WhoEvenAreYou

10-12-2008, 03:08 AM

Well, this read was... interesting. I guess. I don't even know. sigh.

Dougie Brootal

10-14-2008, 05:54 AM

Dougie's gonna do it, or else we have to setup a Paypal account to fly him and his girl out to the Bunny Ranch and have a pro step in.

Who's with me?

hell yeah!

Dougie Brootal

10-14-2008, 05:56 AM

30,002!!!! Ftw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thejives

10-14-2008, 04:35 PM

drjoek

10-14-2008, 04:39 PM

Still nothing on the burners?

sosadsosadsosad!!

I ll volunteer if you need a third

FBA Bomb Shelter Thread is kicking this thread ass

Look at all those disgusting tags
Rude and Rude

they should be removed

EastSideDougieBrootalgrassostillnothreesome is a good board name

Is this a bad time to bump this thread????
:tongue:

Hottub;s a creep

You can't unring a bell.

Biggest embarrassment or

BEST

THING

GOING

TODAY

WOOOOOOO !!!!!

I <3 You i just thought you should know

add me to your sig

You know, I've got to be honest.

This thread has gotten sad.

For the last four or five pages, people (including me) have been bumping it hoping to reignite a conversation reminiscent of the glory days (pages 1-50).

Unfortunately all it does is give people a chance to smirk quietly to themselves and move on. And now, we are witness to the particularly ugly spectacle of Doug celebrating with a sickly "ftw!!!"

I hate to say it, but old yeller is lame.

I move that we take it out back and lock it up. :down:

:innocent:

TheMojoPin

10-14-2008, 04:51 PM

You know, I've got to be honest.

This thread has gotten sad.

For the last four or five pages, people (including me) have been bumping it hoping to reignite a conversation reminiscent of the glory days (pages 1-50).

Unfortunately all it does is give people a chance to smirk quietly to themselves and move on. And now, we are witness to the particularly ugly spectacle of Doug celebrating with a sickly "ftw!!!"

I hate to say it, but old yeller is lame.

I move that we take it out back and lock it up. :down:

Done and done.

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Hottub

01-06-2009, 03:44 PM

Fuck that shit!!!
Just because Doug was taking away from your gay bit!

Scot's cock ROCKS!!

drjoek

01-06-2009, 03:46 PM

Keep it unlocked please!

led37zep

01-06-2009, 04:19 PM

Can't we just let Marc have his epic thread?

Freakshow

01-06-2009, 04:21 PM

Keep it unlocked please!

your mom.

DarkHippie

01-06-2009, 04:44 PM

Just so you know, i offered Doug a chance to fuck my chick, and he said that he hated me.

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Sinestro

01-06-2009, 04:46 PM

Just so you know, i offered Doug a chance to fuck my chick, and he said that he hated me.

Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

You got a pic of her?

DarkHippie

01-06-2009, 04:48 PM

You got a pic of her?

she'd kill me if i posted a pic of her here

Sinestro

01-06-2009, 04:49 PM

she'd kill me if i posted a pic of her here

So she reads the forums..........hhhmmmmmmmm who could it be?

Hottub

01-06-2009, 04:51 PM

Hippie's bangin' Sue_Bender.

Dougie Brootal

01-06-2009, 06:49 PM

right after the break up? cmon guys gimme some time wouldja?

Friday

01-06-2009, 08:49 PM

this thread is beyond strange
just so weird...

Marc with a c

01-06-2009, 08:51 PM

this thread is beyond strange
just so weird...

it really was amazing for the first forty pages or so.

hammersavage

01-06-2009, 08:55 PM

Miss the way Hippos used to post

:king:

Marc with a c

01-06-2009, 09:06 PM

Miss the way Hippos used to post

:king:

oh god. that shit slowly got beat out of him with internet words.

Gmann

01-07-2009, 02:08 AM

Ok really ?
This thread is still going ?

DarkHippie

01-07-2009, 07:18 AM

right after the break up? cmon guys gimme some time wouldja?

Doug is hurting. He's a sensitive man

drjoek

04-13-2009, 11:54 AM

bump
Threesome threads are back in vogue

Aggie

04-13-2009, 11:55 AM

On this board somehow Threesome = Dougie even though it didn't happen.

EliSnow

04-13-2009, 11:58 AM

On this board somehow Threesome = Dougie even though it didn't happen.

He did take part in a soft-swing foursome.

DarkHippie

04-13-2009, 12:00 PM

Damn, I was so proud for killing this thread, and then you had to revive it :(

Dougie Brootal

04-13-2009, 12:03 PM

Damn, I was so proud for killing this thread, and then you had to revive it :(

it can never be killed... it may slither into hiding to heal and regroup... but it does not die... it waits...

~Katja~

04-13-2009, 12:39 PM

poor doug...I believe in him... one of these days he will get his threesome

mikeyboy

04-13-2009, 12:48 PM

:thumbdown: on the latest thread title change.

EliSnow

04-13-2009, 12:49 PM

:thumbdown: on the latest thread title change.

I agree. The last one was perfect.

Dougie Brootal

04-13-2009, 12:58 PM

:thumbdown: on the latest thread title change.

i agree...

Death Metal Moe

04-13-2009, 01:01 PM

What the hell is this thread? I remember it being around under a few names but I forget if I actually posted in it.

Can someone give a short summation of this one?

WampusCrandle

04-13-2009, 01:03 PM

What the hell is this thread? I remember it being around under a few names but I forget if I actually posted in it.

Can someone give a short summation of this one?

its about your dreams, DMM.

DarkHippie

04-13-2009, 01:04 PM

Can someone give a short summation of this one?

I think the title says it all

Hottub

04-13-2009, 01:09 PM

:thumbdown: on the latest thread title change.

I agree. The last one was perfect.

i agree...

It stinks and I don't like it.

DarkHippie

04-13-2009, 01:12 PM

It stinks and I don't like it.

the title should be "The Hurricane Katrina of gay shit"

Drunky McBetidont

04-13-2009, 01:15 PM

i liked "holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, holy shit!!!!" the bestest

DarkHippie

04-13-2009, 01:17 PM

New title = FAIL

Hottub

04-13-2009, 01:18 PM

You stink.

WampusCrandle

04-13-2009, 01:21 PM

You stink.

are you sure? are you sure that isn't you that you smell? are you sure that YOU don't stink?

drjoek

04-13-2009, 01:26 PM

At least HolyShit! is still in the title so it will come up again in a search next time it needs to be bumped

drjoek

05-14-2009, 05:45 PM

Is eating worms some sort of code for sucking cock?

Dougie Brootal

05-14-2009, 05:51 PM

Is eating worms some sort of code for sucking cock?

now i dont feel so bad for running a batch to that pic of you and your chick/daughter/victim...
:drunk:

Tenbatsuzen

05-14-2009, 06:20 PM

now i dont feel so bad for running a batch to that pic of you and your chick/daughter/victim...
:drunk:

Now you've done it. YOU BASTARD, YOU'VE KILLED US ALL

CHUCKWAGONCOOK

05-14-2009, 06:40 PM

Oh

My

God!!!

My Chick Just Called And Told Me Her Really Hott Asian Friend Is Down With A Threesome, With Us, Me Included!!!!!

Holyshit!holyshit!holyshit!

(p.s. In Your Face, Pixie!!! Booyah!!!)

edit: this was all caps, to convey the excitement, ya know, but for some reason it didnt show up that way.
So anyways.........fast forward two years later.

How'd that threesome with your wife and Snoogans go ?

Ling-Ling-Ling-Ling-Ling.....Ling

CofyCrakCocaine

05-14-2009, 06:58 PM

So anyways.........fast forward two years later.

How'd that threesome with your wife and Snoogans go ?

Ling-Ling-Ling-Ling-Ling.....Ling

I really feel like you're me!

joethebartender

05-14-2009, 09:31 PM

Hottub does not stink like shit!...

If anything he smells like buttered corn on the cob.

Sweet, sweet corn.

drjoek

07-10-2009, 05:38 AM

Thread bump since Doug admitted to nurturing his threads.

Never happened ?

So Sad

Marc with a c

07-10-2009, 05:43 AM

keep hope alive.

Dougie Brootal

07-10-2009, 05:45 AM

gentlemen, we are on the precipice of making history. i feel i am closer to this threesome than ever before. things are happening...

drjoek

07-10-2009, 05:48 AM

gentlemen, we are on the precipice of making history. i feel i am closer to this threesome than ever before. things are happening...

Closer how?
It could happen or there are at least 2 other chicks on the same planet who will speak to you?

Enquiring minds must know

Dougie Brootal

07-10-2009, 05:50 AM

Closer how?
It could happen or there are at least 2 other chicks on the same planet who will speak to you?

Enquiring minds must know

im not gonna make the mistake of announcing it before it happens again. but keep your eyes peeled for this thread in the coming weeks.

drjoek

07-10-2009, 05:51 AM

im not gonna make the mistake of announcing it before it happens again. but keep your eyes peeled for this thread in the coming weeks.

Weeks!!!
HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT!!!!!!

EliSnow

07-10-2009, 05:52 AM

im not gonna make the mistake of announcing it before it happens again. but keep your eyes peeled for this thread in the cumming weeks.

Ewww.

mikeyboy

07-10-2009, 05:52 AM

gentlemen, we are on the precipice of making history. i feel i am closer to this threesome than ever before. things are happening...

You just jinxed it.

Dougie Brootal

07-10-2009, 05:53 AM

You just jinxed it.

GOD DAMMIT!!!!:furious:

~Katja~

07-10-2009, 06:38 AM

im not gonna make the mistake of announcing it before it happens again. but keep your eyes peeled for this thread in the coming weeks.
nah... they don't look like they are into it
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