Doug's Disasters in Dating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RoseBlood]

and i did get laid, but its not her.
and i am way cooler than commish, i have nicer sweaters too.
You know Commish was probably having sex as you typed that. In fact, he's most likely having sex on a daily basis. :tongue:

[disneyspy]

i bet commish is just smilin away

[Dougie Brootal]

You know Commish was probably having sex as you typed that. In fact, he's most likely having sex on a daily basis. :tongue:

nah i think hes probably watching 'his son' while his chick is tho...

[~Katja~]

Doug, I knew you in the FBA days and know that you need to quit selling yourself short. Though, with your hot friend, nothing fucks up a friendship more than hoping to date her. I have missed opportunities, screwed up friendships, and kicked myself because of shit like that. It is hard to justify the gamble. You will find some one though.
wait doug was on fba?

[jennysmurf]

wait doug was on fba?

No, Boosterp was mistaken. I think doug corrected him a page back, but things are blurry for me at this point in the thread.:wacko:

[boosterp]

Yea, I thought he was the other Doug (not dougout) but I was mistaken and he pointed it out.

[Dougie Brootal]

* (2:23:36 PM): i cant function today.
dougiebrootal (2:24:10 PM): why?
* (2:36:22 PM): you get what i said
dougiebrootal (2:36:46 PM): you cant function?
*(2:38:23 PM): you asked why. i said i rather not say lol
dougiebrootal (2:38:33 PM): oh. no. why?
*(2:45:55 PM): did it go through
dougiebrootal (2:46:01 PM): no.

*(2:47:35 PM): Damn it.
dougiebrootal (2:47:50 PM): haa
*(2:48:02 PM): im fiening for sex. but its how i want it lol
dougiebrootal (2:48:28 PM): hmmmmmmmmmmmm... so what are you doing later?
*(2:49:04 PM): Hahaha
dougiebrootal (2:49:14 PM): just sayin.
*(2:51:03 PM): oh i know
dougiebrootal (2:51:19 PM): what is how you want it? in the butt hahaha
*(2:52:09 PM): Haha Nah... there just things certain someone Wouldnt really do.
*(2:52:42 PM): and its nothing like wow. but Damn i miss it.
*(2:54:30 PM): you get all that
*(3:01:42 PM): you get all that?
*(3:06:11 PM): hey
dougiebrootal (3:16:48 PM): sorry i was on the phone. i got all that. i have no clue what youre talking about but i got it all.
dougiebrootal (3:17:07 PM): feel free to elaborate at any time.
*(3:19:10 PM): hes not very aggressive
dougiebrootal (3:20:04 PM): well... sorry to hear it.
*(3:21:05 PM): i just want hot i want you now. no time to talk kissin bitin sex
dougiebrootal (3:21:50 PM): wow, i dont know what to say hahaha
dougiebrootal (3:22:12 PM): well i do, but...
*(3:22:31 PM): Haha.. im dead Fuckin serious


well friends, here is an excerpt from an AIM conversations i had today. the * is a chick i talk to. what does this all mean? i wonder if shes trying to tell me something?

[Crossweird]

That's the worst screenname ever.

[Dougie Brootal]

That's the worst screenname ever.

:glurps:

[Crossweird]

* (2:23:36 PM): i cant function today.
dougiebrootal (2:24:10 PM): why?
* (2:36:22 PM): you get what i said
dougiebrootal (2:36:46 PM): you cant function?
*(2:38:23 PM): you asked why. i said i rather not say lol
dougiebrootal (2:38:33 PM): oh. no. why?
*(2:45:55 PM): did it go through
dougiebrootal (2:46:01 PM): no.

I think Abbott and Costello did this one.

[foodcourtdruide]

That's the worst screenname ever.

ha-cha-cha

[Fallon]

You should be kicking her door in right now, she's giving you the go.













I think.

[JerseyRich]

When are you going back to the Pharmacy?

[Crossweird]

You should be kicking her door in right now, she's giving you the go.

I think.


Fallon: Advisor to the soon-to-be-imprisoned.

[Dougie Brootal]

When are you going back to the Pharmacy?

friday.

[Furtherman]

well friends, here is an excerpt from an AIM conversations i had today. the * is a chick i talk to. what does this all mean? i wonder if shes trying to tell me something?

She's trying to tell you that she's a pain in the ass. If you feel you have the time and patience for that - then go for it. I just wouldn't bother with such nonsense.

[disneyspy]

that was a brootal IM on your part

[~Katja~]

she is telling you that she is not happy with her sex life with her current relationship, but I would not read more into it. Seems like a chick who is just comfortable talking to you.

Wait till she dumps her guy and then move in. Stay away otherwise.

[Dougie Brootal]

she is telling you that she is not happy with her sex life with her current relationship, but I would not read more into it. Seems like a chick who is just comfortable talking to you.

Wait till she dumps her guy and then move in. Stay away otherwise.

damn you katja!

[boosterp]

You should be kicking her door in right now, she's giving you the go.

I think.

I'd say "hey, I am available to satisfy your cravings.

she is telling you that she is not happy with her sex life with her current relationship, but I would not read more into it. Seems like a chick who is just comfortable talking to you.

Wait till she dumps her guy and then move in. Stay away otherwise.

But this is likely more true.

Ask her.