penis ruler

[SatCam]

I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser

[led37zep]

I think the real trick here is to either make a ruler that showed 1/2" equal to 1"

Or some sort of spring loaded ruler that could be depressed into looking like a longer lenth. Similar to those fake knives we'd have as kids that would compress the blade back into the handle.


I call copyrights!

[weekapaugjz]

I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser

girls know how to count?

wow. news to me.

[BlackSpider]

That's the only time I will use the metric system...

[SatCam]

I think the real trick here is to either make a ruler that showed 1/2" equal to 1"

Or some sort of spring loaded ruler that could be depressed into looking like a longer lenth. Similar to those fake knives we'd have as kids that would compress the blade back into the handle.


I call copyrights!

wow that is a good idea, maybe go with 3/4" intervals it would probably be less noticable

[Drunky McBetidont]

That's the only time I will use the metric system...

guess someone here never bought or sold drugs:ohmy:

[Ritalin]

I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser

Interesting. I used to have a T Square that I would let girls use to make sure mine was straight.

[Foster]

if you're so concerned, why not just change from briefs to boxers

[TooLowBrow]

I think the real trick here is to either make a ruler that showed 1/2" equal to 1"

Or some sort of spring loaded ruler that could be depressed into looking like a longer lenth. Similar to those fake knives we'd have as kids that would compress the blade back into the handle.


I call copyrights!

i had a knife like that.

but it was really a comb

[SatCam]

penis tape measure would be useful for girth

[Kris10]

:blink:

[Judge Smails]

http://www.flixya.com/content_photos/files/xtnshun99843.jpg

[SatCam]

nevermind (http://www.penisruler.com/)

[BlackSpider]

guess someone here never bought or sold drugs:ohmy:

I did buy a Litre of coke once...

[Foster]

I love how they have to explain the novelty of the trick ruler

The PENIS RULER is a novelty gag gift. It is a white plastic ruler that is only 8 inches long. The gag here is that the inch markings on the ruler go from 1 inch to 12 inches.

Remember, the ruler is only 8 real inches long. This means that anything measured with this ruler will appear to be much bigger than it really is.

[MacVittie]

You could call it the pruler.

[Foster]

I did buy a Litre of coke once...

really, I used to buy pot by the cup

[lleeder]

You could call it the pruler.

Or the fooler.

[BlackSpider]

You could call it the pruler.

I think ESD already invented that...

[Drunky McBetidont]

You could call it the pruler.

it needs an adjustment for cold weather and stuff

[hanso]

Good idea.
However size queens would be the ones to want to see for themselfs.
And they must already have an idea about it. There own units of measure.

[K.C.]

I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser


They do make one...at least for me.

It's called a yard stick.

ZING!! A geh geh geh!

[SatCam]

Good idea.
However size queens would be the ones to want to see for themselfs.
And they must already have an idea about it. There own units of measure.

well we would play this game where she was the scientist and i was the test subject and my bed was the lab. at least when i would mercilessly dump her she would have less ammo against me

[epo]

Trick rulers? Insanity.

[keithy_19]

Trick rulers? Insanity.

Some of us don't need them. Right fellas?

















































:smoke:

[Fallon]

Giggity.

http://www.evidentcrimescene.com/cata/meas/Wheel2.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

girls know how to count?

wow. news to me.

I've heard rumors that some women vote, drive and even have jobs. I don't think it's happening here but be careful.

[Crossweird]

I think this country's had enough of dick rulers, no?

[Crossweird]

Giggity.

http://www.evidentcrimescene.com/cata/meas/Wheel2.jpg

Giggity-goo.

http://www.aguntherphotography.com/files/Image/projects/ho/google-earth-ruler.jpg

[dereckfishboy]

I saw the title of the thread and expected it to be about someone who rules over all penises

[Crispy123]

I thought this was going to be another thread about the mods or mikeyboy.

[Crossweird]

I think I thought I saw you try.

[Yosammity]

Something for the ladies as well:

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/resources/2007/11/vaginaquiz.jpg

[thepaulo]

Interesting. I used to have a T Square that I would let girls use to make sure mine was straight.

Did you get graded on the curve?

[fezident]

I'm actually surprised that the medical community perfected vaginal reconstruction surgery before they perfected penis enlargement.
Certainly there are more women (and men) who wish the donk was bigger than there are men who are tired of wearing their wife's vaj like a clan hood.

[Kris10]

I've heard rumors that some women vote, drive and even have jobs. I don't think it's happening here but be careful.

:furious:

[IamFogHat]

I used to have this ruler I would let girls measure me with that had the first inch cut off.

If I were a ruler maker I would make a Penis Ruler that was missing like 2" and 3", it would just go from 1 to 4 and the girl would be none the wiser

Can we redo the creep tourney?

[RhinoinMN]

Some of us don't need them. Right fellas?















































:smoke:


Some of us get chicks pregnant.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> i dont need a ruler to tell me how many inches, i have a gag reflex to help assist in my mathematical solutions

[BlackSpider]

<font color="deeppink"> i dont need a ruler to tell me how many inches, i have a gag reflex to help assist in my mathematical solutions



Sorry to hear that...

[Kris10]

there is no gagging in measurement taking!

[britneypablo]

Sorry to hear that...

<font color="deeppink"> dont worry urs wouldnt hit it

[BlackSpider]

<font color="deeppink"> dont worry urs wouldnt hit it


Is it in your asshole...?

[OGC]

girls know how to count?

wow. news to me.

Not if you get them early enough.

[britneypablo]

Is it in your asshole...?

<font color="deeppink">eh.....among other things

[PapaBear]

penis tape measure would be useful for girth
And a curved dong.