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Kevin
11-02-2011, 09:55 AM
Don't talk about your past loves that way, its disrespectful.

underdog
11-02-2011, 03:54 PM
id deffinately miss dogs the most

Hey.

disneyspy
11-02-2011, 03:56 PM
Hey.

you're not dogs,you're undie

IamFogHat
11-02-2011, 04:33 PM
Holy fuck this hasn't been locked? Well howdy doody.

disneyspy
11-02-2011, 04:42 PM
Holy fuck this hasn't been locked? Well howdy doody.

i think theres a 100 page rule before it gets locked up and a new one gets started

razorboy
11-02-2011, 04:43 PM
i think theres a 100 page rule before it gets locked up and a new one gets started

It should be safe for another two or three years in that case.

IamFogHat
11-02-2011, 04:46 PM
i think theres a 100 page rule before it gets locked up and a new one gets started

Oh literal spy.

disneyspy
11-02-2011, 04:50 PM
it was the best of times,it was some shitty times or sumpthin tssssss ssssss

IamFogHat
11-02-2011, 05:12 PM
it was the best of times,it was some shitty times or sumpthin tssssss ssssss

Hey this guy's good. He should do some standing up comedy or sumthin...tss tss.

disneyspy
11-20-2011, 09:48 AM
i tried to kill knox's post,instead it killed my computer

spoon
11-20-2011, 09:51 AM
i tried to kill knox's post,instead it killed my computer

ha!

disneyspy
11-20-2011, 09:52 AM
that shit gave me a virus,sorry kev but i have to delete that thread

spoon
11-20-2011, 09:53 AM
that shit gave me a virus,sorry kev but i have to delete that thread

you sure?

how do you know?

Kevin
11-20-2011, 09:53 AM
that shit gave me a virus,sorry kev but i have to delete that thread

Blame Knox not me..

And it did not give me anything.

spoon
11-20-2011, 09:54 AM
Blame Knox not me..

you started it asshole!

site probably links from macedonia!

disneyspy
11-20-2011, 09:54 AM
Blame Knox not me..

ya that fucker,i meant sorry cuz i know you started it

Kevin
11-20-2011, 09:56 AM
you started it asshole!

site probably links from macedonia!

Juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a bit outside...

disneyspy
11-20-2011, 09:56 AM
you sure?

how do you know?

i got a warning after my shit became unresponsivie and when i ran a scan it said some shit was detected

spoon
11-20-2011, 10:09 AM
time to get new condoms spy, those you have are long expired and hence your virus!

Jayw
11-20-2011, 10:12 AM
i got a warning after my shit became unresponsivie and when i ran a scan it said some shit was detected

Same shit happened to me. Autoplay videos are bad news. What a shitbag.

spoon
11-20-2011, 10:18 AM
Same shit happened to me. Autoplay videos are bad news. What a shitbag.

get a mac you asshole fuckballs!

Tenbatsuzen
11-22-2011, 09:56 AM
free snoogans

PapaBear
11-23-2011, 10:17 PM
http://images.wikia.com/whysoserious/images/0/0c/Joker%3F.jpg

Why so series?
I have series-ous crazy bad personal shit on my mind tonight. Thank you for this!

spoon
11-23-2011, 10:19 PM
no problem papaberries!

now just forget to put in those Thursday picks and we're all even!

:innocent:

Snoogans
11-23-2011, 10:19 PM
free snoogans

i woulda been free if you didnt tell him to ban my alts

PapaBear
11-23-2011, 10:23 PM
i woulda been free if you didnt tell him to ban my alts
:clap:

spoon
11-23-2011, 10:29 PM
~I am the night! ~

weekapaugjz
12-03-2011, 10:01 PM
you're all a bunch of homos.

spoon
12-03-2011, 10:02 PM
you're all a bunch of homos.

shut up you drunk bitch!

weekapaugjz
12-03-2011, 10:03 PM
i may be drunk, but i'm no bitch.

spoon
12-03-2011, 10:12 PM
how about a drunk soft bitch?

you tired yet soft bitch?

spoon
12-03-2011, 10:16 PM
ok, whatever you do, don't google that

weekapaugjz
12-03-2011, 10:19 PM
i don't even know what you're talking about.

norv 4 life!

PapaBear
12-03-2011, 10:26 PM
norv 4 life!

ok, whatever you do, don't google that
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v228/HollywoodLeo/Norv4Life.jpg

spoon
12-04-2011, 09:05 AM
:furious:

sailor
12-14-2011, 01:29 PM
They're probably not black?

spoon
12-14-2011, 04:56 PM
I'd rather google, "cry like a bitch to the mods like a hypocrite..."


Then possibly, "dumb cunts that fall for an ass's ploy when owned"


BODY MASSAGE!

cougarjake13
12-15-2011, 06:04 PM
when masturbation loses its fun ...

spoon
12-15-2011, 09:37 PM
free snoogans

fucking hayseeds

weekapaugjz
12-15-2011, 09:39 PM
i just got dicked over.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,

FUCK!

seriously, did i mention FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

spoon
12-15-2011, 09:40 PM
ok, what happened?

PapaBear
12-15-2011, 09:44 PM
I wish he hadn't posted that in purgatory so I could go to purgatory and post something insensitive about his post.

weekapaugjz
12-15-2011, 09:58 PM
ok, what happened?

insurance companies = self serving, greedy self serving assholes who don't care about people or their families or anything that means a negative to their bottom line. all it is to them is a bottom fucking line, so just cut it and let other people deal with it. greedy fucking assholes who don't know how to do their job. fucking disgusting.

FUCK!

PapaBear
12-15-2011, 10:02 PM
insurance companies = self serving, greedy self serving assholes who don't care about people or their families or anything that means a negative to their bottom line. all it is to them is a bottom fucking line, so just cut it and let other people deal with it. greedy fucking assholes who don't know how to do their job. fucking disgusting.

FUCK!
Sorry man. That sucks. If it makes you feel any better, I was going to ask if you bought loose smokes from a Salvation Army bell ringer, and they turned out to be cheap weed.

weekapaugjz
12-15-2011, 10:05 PM
ha! i finished the rest of my canadian club, but a menthol from a bum might take the edge off...

spoon
12-15-2011, 10:28 PM
you should work on your glove hand you suck goalie!

weekapaugjz
12-15-2011, 10:30 PM
you should work on your glove hand you suck goalie!

that's the least of my problems.

spoon
12-15-2011, 10:33 PM
that's the least of my problems.

you're right, that five hole must be HUGE!

:wink:













cheer up you slut!

weekapaugjz
12-15-2011, 10:36 PM
cheer up you slut!

there's no hope. my men's league team fucking blows, the sabres are a bunch of pussies, and the bills are going to lose to the fucking DOLPHINS lead by JP LOSMAN this week.

srsly. my current situation fucking sucks.

spoon
12-15-2011, 10:43 PM
my teams aren't doing great either thus far

the one I actually run is stuck at .500 and we got beat up pretty bad last night 6-3

you have a website for your league i could check out?

weekapaugjz
12-15-2011, 11:23 PM
you have a website for your league i could check out?

jahl.us (http://www.jahl.us)

seriously fucking embarrassing. i'm on suburban blend team. avg age of our team is over 30 when other teams usually have no on over 30. we lost our 3 top goal scorers from last year with no one to replace. i get at least 50 shot a game. no joke.

Midkiff
12-16-2011, 12:16 AM
What's up, fuckers?!? How the hell are all of you?

sailor
12-16-2011, 02:58 AM
jahl.us (http://www.jahl.us)

seriously fucking embarrassing. i'm on suburban blend team. avg age of our team is over 30 when other teams usually have no on over 30. we lost our 3 top goal scorers from last year with no one to replace. i get at least 50 shot a game. no joke.

go shit in a glove; should make you feel better.

underdog
12-16-2011, 05:45 AM
go shit in a glove; should make you feel better.

:lol:

spoon
12-16-2011, 10:19 PM
I'm confident of the justification of anything I say about you. If the people who actually DO watch the "watchmen" don't agree, I don't give a fuck. Within days of the time you TOTALLY crossed the line with me, I became a mod. I could have banned you. Even before I became a mod, I could have reported that post. But I didn't. I'm the one who made the mistake of accidentally posting one photo of my daughter in a thread that wasn't "That's Life" protected. I deleted the photo and your post.

This board has always had assholes. They are an integral part of the board experience. So, don't be a whiny bitch when you're called out on it.

And this is why I love PB and what makes him one of the best mods we've had yet. Great blast from the past here, even if not so distant!

PapaBear
12-16-2011, 10:27 PM
Fuck PapaBear! He's a piece of shit.

weekapaugjz
12-16-2011, 10:32 PM
Fuck PapaBear! He's a piece of shit.

agreed!

PapaBear
12-16-2011, 10:37 PM
agreed!
Shut up dick weed!

PapaBear
12-16-2011, 10:38 PM
I mean "weed" in only the most positive sense, btw.

spoon
12-16-2011, 10:47 PM
no no, clearly the answer is less traffic and hence bannings for all 7 posters left!

when tenbats cries a mod gets his buttons

PapaBear
12-16-2011, 11:24 PM
no no, clearly the answer is less traffic and hence bannings for all 7 posters left!

when tenbats cries a mod gets his buttons
For the record, I have received no complaints from him or anyone else during this whole "debacle". None have gone to me personally, and there have been no "reported posts" of any kind in months. You two hate each other. That's been obvious for years. But from my own personal perspective, it's not fair for you to accuse him of complaining to mods.

Though there's been much less traffic here in the past two years, I doubt it really has much to do with fights between spoon and tenbats. You are both integral parts of what is left of this board. But I seriously doubt there has ever been any mass migration from here, because of your petty mutual hatred for each other. If that were true, then all the other feuds would have caused a board implosion long before I even signed up over six years ago.

I'm not saying this as a mod... Just a suggestion...
Don't get too personal with people you don't like. Don't bring up their families. Try to recognize when you're being way too much of an asshole. If you fail to recognize it, and people point out that you ARE being too much of an asshole, reflect on it. Maybe you really are being too much of an asshole, and the world won't really be a better place if you try to prove that you are always right.

In other words... At least TRY to pretend at least A THIRD of your posts are something you would say to someone face to face, in a public place.

Once again... I'm not saying this as a mod of this board.

Oh... And please post more pics of hot chicks in slutty Christmas costumes.

PapaBear
12-16-2011, 11:32 PM
One more suggestion...

Keep in mind, I haven't had any reported posts, or complaints via PM's in a long time. If you DO feel the need to complain about someone who is an established user (IE. Not some troll who has signed up to cause shit), maybe you should try sending that person a message. Tell them that they have personally offended you in a way that you feel has crossed a line. If they don't stop, then your hurt feelings are probably justified, and should be dealt with accordingly.

Once again... This is NOT an official ronfez.net opinion. It's mine.

spoon
12-16-2011, 11:45 PM
I think people really need to reread pretty much any fight we've EVER had and see that person who brings up anything outside of the board and anything from the board. Safe to say, that's a one way street since day one. And even in his defense, it's happened once in a big way (the racist NFL thread exchange of like 2008 or 2009) and the last one where I brought up his line about the liking of vacuum packed meats/frozen that had NOTHING to do with me that he brought up bc he can't even remember all his fights. It was with Snoogans and he used it as an attack on me which is nothing short of hilarious. I only watched that one, but still remembered yet he surely didn't. It was one post directly quoted from HIM! He took that as liberty to go at my wife...again!

I don't even care either, but saying it's a two way street is comical. In fact, my wife has pretty much zero presences here, I NEVER bring her up unless someone else does like here or with him, and surely I don't use her to validate my thoughts on the board like he does in an oh so pathetic way.

This thing, since it's only based on very low key tiff, spiraled out of control for some unknown reason and I can only go by past actions. He's KNOWN to run and cry. I have it on good authority he did so again, as in the past, and he even puts it in posts too once either defeated or his southern sensibilities have been dishonored. It really is comical how he comes into every thread the way he does and now expects protection, or in the least respect. Yah, sorry it's just not there. I ignore countless boring posts by him daily, but biased, uneducated and caustic ones get replies, that's how a board works.

For those fools who think drama and action are bad for a board too, need to think again. Some of the best days here were when FM Jeff feuded, Alkey toiled, Gvac pillaged and many others actually stirred shit up. Now we have a population/numbers problem why? It's simple, people need to be the story or get the spotlight related to the show or have some chance for it. Once the show jumped ship, so did a huge percent of the attention whores and the flow of new posters good and bad.

Yet critiques of the show, board and hosts should NOT be censored, just discussed. If you go that route, the board doesn't represent the show in any way bc both ron and fez say plenty about the world they live, why must those here just nod and agree bc they developed thin skin. This from a guy who rarely gets the critiques, but they should never be censored bc your radio Gods get bitchy while ripping every other form of entertainment and public figures out there. Hypocritical? You bet.

spoon
12-16-2011, 11:51 PM
so my suggestion, people need a sense of history before taking hardline stances on a feud, especially one that's quite calm in my opinion

and it also helps not to just say what you hear from other mods like families are getting dragged into it in general without any facts behind it especially from me. it seems this is the line I keep hearing and it's a joke. I could say SOOOO much and never do, bc a lot of his life has been public or on here and I still don't touch it. He takes the liberty to jump in there with the classic, "let me ask you a serious question" bullshit tactic and will ask me if my wife likes this or that and in the past made subtle racial remarks in a passive aggressive attempt to bait me, and one not so subtle. i find it amazing just how much he has played some people I actually liked too (Fallon, dspy and more in the past). yet plenty see right through him and he knows it. those are the ones who usually have the most to say to him, one being me especially when he acts like, well, himself

spoon
12-17-2011, 12:06 AM
One more suggestion...

Keep in mind, I haven't had any reported posts, or complaints via PM's in a long time. If you DO feel the need to complain about someone who is an established user (IE. Not some troll who has signed up to cause shit), maybe you should try sending that person a message. Tell them that they have personally offended you in a way that you feel has crossed a line. If they don't stop, then your hurt feelings are probably justified, and should be dealt with accordingly.

Once again... This is NOT an official ronfez.net opinion. It's mine.

if someone offends me publicly, i find no need to take it private or have someone else defend my honor.

matty's opinions on what's accepted and what shouldn't be have been ridiculously dynamic over these few short years...to comical levels. single matty was a complete social nightmare and once married he suddenly found lines, now with a kid at home, he's again taken this approach we all need to follow his path to enlightenment. so sorry if I don't need life changes to see life clearly from the start and or feel the need to follow someone else's views as they fit his needs here. some of us start from a better platform to begin with too, just have him reload his blog for some proof and some GREAT levelheaded looks into the mind of derangement. and this is by no ways a hit on anyone's family either, so don't even go there, it's a timeline to give perspective. in fact, take a peak at his old blogs front page to see how matty really plays. it's funny to me, but clearly shows his intent even now. then have a little see at some cached/screen caps from it before he erased it. kind of cool/smart the person who did so had the idea he'd take it down huh?

THIS MISERABLE STATE IS BORNE BY THE WRETCHED SOULS OF THOSE WHO LIVED WITHOUT DISGRACE AND WITHOUT PRAISE. (http://mattyfridays.blogspot.com/) But yah, keep falling for his play.

danlaroe
12-17-2011, 02:53 AM
Team spoon

sailor
12-17-2011, 03:33 AM
so my suggestion, people need a sense of history before taking hardline stances on a feud, especially one that's quite calm in my opinion

and it also helps not to just say what you hear from other mods like families are getting dragged into it in general without any facts behind it especially from me. it seems this is the line I keep hearing and it's a joke. I could say SOOOO much and never do, bc a lot of his life has been public or on here and I still don't touch it. He takes the liberty to jump in there with the classic, "let me ask you a serious question" bullshit tactic and will ask me if my wife likes this or that and in the past made subtle racial remarks in a passive aggressive attempt to bait me, and one not so subtle. i find it amazing just how much he has played some people I actually liked too (Fallon, dspy and more in the past). yet plenty see right through him and he knows it. those are the ones who usually have the most to say to him, one being me especially when he acts like, well, himself

to my knowledge, no complaint was made to DS or any other mod/admin.

RoseBlood
12-18-2011, 07:00 PM
Get the fuck outta the Burger King thread and do your job!!!!!

spoon
12-18-2011, 07:02 PM
keithy should be doing what now?

disneyspy
12-18-2011, 07:08 PM
i dont think anyone ever showed him how to merge

keithy go to either of the kims dead threads and hit 'thread tools',click on merge,then copy the url of the other thread and and paste in blank pace hit submit

PapaBear
12-18-2011, 07:09 PM
Must I do EVERYTHING here?

disneyspy
12-18-2011, 07:11 PM
Must I do EVERYTHING here?

no wonder the poor kid doesnt know how to do it,you're too busy doing it all

PapaBear
12-18-2011, 07:17 PM
I find it amusing that one of them posted it in the "Entertainment" forum.

disneyspy
12-18-2011, 07:21 PM
fix ispy dammit!

cougarjake13
12-18-2011, 07:26 PM
I have no responsibilities here whatsoever

A.J.
12-19-2011, 04:17 AM
I have no responsibilities here whatsoever

Consider yourself lucky.

Tenbatsuzen
12-27-2011, 07:05 PM
oh, if you only knew.

epo
12-27-2011, 07:36 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XPIVNrI7Kp0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Tenbatsuzen
12-28-2011, 07:38 PM
THAT is long and drawn out?

spoon
12-28-2011, 08:38 PM
is this tenbat's island?

disneyspy
12-29-2011, 05:37 PM
saw a tweet from lettermans head writer(a pretty funny tweeter) to check out sam roberts show on itunes well well well look at this http://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-sam-roberts-show-online/id491997273

spoon
12-29-2011, 05:41 PM
no

spe5150
01-08-2012, 06:12 PM
oops

cougarjake13
01-08-2012, 06:31 PM
Can't we all just get along ?

Jughead
01-08-2012, 09:09 PM
Bite Me:devil2:

PapaBear
01-10-2012, 08:09 PM
I hope you stick around, Yerdaddy!

spoon
01-10-2012, 08:53 PM
is he back in this hemisphere?

StanUpshaw
01-14-2012, 09:17 PM
Fine. I'll start my own thread.

disneyspy
01-15-2012, 10:04 AM
well it looks like that worked out

Dude!
01-15-2012, 10:19 AM
to moderator sally sensitive

there is a big difference
between "harassment" and
just being provocative

sailor
01-15-2012, 10:25 AM
You are misinformed.

disneyspy
01-15-2012, 10:28 AM
ya theres no one here named sally sensitive

WHAT A DORK!

spoon
01-15-2012, 02:00 PM
to moderator sally sensitive

there is a big difference
between "harassment" and
just being provocative

once again someone who wasn't around missed the true issues and comes to talk out his ass

trust me, stan got his money's worth on this banning

Dude!
01-15-2012, 03:26 PM
sailor, spoon's harassing me
waaaaaaaaa
ban him
waaaaaaaaa

spoon
01-15-2012, 03:42 PM
sailor, spoon's harassing me
waaaaaaaaa
ban him
waaaaaaaaa

that post fits you well

whiny bitch and all

Tenbatsuzen
01-16-2012, 10:07 PM
http://strangeherring.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/potsie.jpg

Tenbatsuzen
01-16-2012, 10:07 PM
Damn you straight to hell for making me laugh like that.

spoon
01-17-2012, 12:46 AM
Jet's town!


heyyyyyyy!

sailor
01-19-2012, 04:37 AM
but then they'd just USE the key to get themselves out. better to put it in a safe place.

cougarjake13
01-19-2012, 05:12 AM
I hafta take a huge dump and I'm in no position to do so

Crispy123
01-19-2012, 05:21 AM
I hafta take a huge dump and I'm in no position to do so

bend your knees.

jennysmurf
01-19-2012, 07:53 AM
bend your knees.

tee hee....

disneyspy
01-20-2012, 08:56 AM
damn,stanupshaw is still banned? seems aittle too harsh to me

jennysmurf
01-20-2012, 09:05 AM
damn,stanupshaw is still banned? seems aittle too harsh to me

You don't know nothin about nothin, so keep your pie hole shut.

sailor
01-20-2012, 09:06 AM
Fucking quitter.

Crispy123
01-20-2012, 09:07 AM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0911/oh-no-she-dint-oh-no-she-didn-t-demotivational-poster-1259307331.jpg

jennysmurf
01-20-2012, 09:27 AM
:smoke:

CountryBob
01-20-2012, 10:46 AM
WHats this thread about anyway?

sailor
01-20-2012, 11:08 AM
WHats this thread about anyway?

Seinfeld.

Jayw
01-20-2012, 11:09 AM
The tv series Lost.

Gutter
01-20-2012, 11:11 AM
The tv series Lost.

tssss....who'd the tv series loose to? tsssss tssssss

disneyspy
01-23-2012, 10:55 AM
not if i see you first

disneyspy
01-25-2012, 10:29 AM
and two balls and a microphone

Chigworthy
01-25-2012, 01:45 PM
There's probably some ancient chinese herb that you can eat to make your jizz melt through skin like Alien blood.

Crispy123
01-25-2012, 11:05 PM
There's probably some ancient chinese herb that you can eat to make your jizz melt through skin like Alien blood.

you do sound fucked up.

Jayw
01-26-2012, 09:16 AM
damn,stanupshaw is still banned? seems aittle too harsh to me

Still? dammmmmmn son

jennysmurf
01-26-2012, 09:29 AM
Still? dammmmmmn son

Nah, he was on last night. Unless he's done something else to get banned again....:unsure:

jennysmurf
01-27-2012, 12:21 PM
Men should never wear sandals.

Crispy123
01-27-2012, 12:37 PM
Men should never wear sandals.

Unless you live by the beach!

jennysmurf
01-27-2012, 12:38 PM
Unless you live by the beach!

Maaaaaaybe, if you're actually AT the beach. But that's still just a maybe.

ozzie
01-27-2012, 12:40 PM
Men should never wear sandals.

I was going to say "crocs", but I wasn't sure everyone would relate, cuz they're not fruity colored things... more like this:

http://www.cloggs.co.uk/content/ebiz/cloggs/invt/6337/crocs_yukon_chc_m.jpg

I just can't wear socks with shorts, and crocs are the only thing I won't stink up after going barefoot in them for a while.

Are these ok?

(Please say yes)

JerseyRich
01-27-2012, 12:41 PM
Sure...

For a nice stroll around Chelsea.

Crispy123
01-27-2012, 12:43 PM
Maaaaaaybe, if you're actually AT the beach. But that's still just a maybe.

or if your listening to Kanye. :unsure:

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/b8AyHupByuU?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

jennysmurf
01-27-2012, 12:46 PM
Sure...

For a nice stroll around Chelsea.

:lol:

I was going to say "crocs", but I wasn't sure everyone would relate, cuz they're not fruity colored things... more like this:

http://www.cloggs.co.uk/content/ebiz/cloggs/invt/6337/crocs_yukon_chc_m.jpg

I just can't wear socks with shorts, and crocs are the only thing I won't stink up after going barefoot in them for a while.

Are these ok?

(Please say yes)

Those are fine, because they don't show your ugly man toes. If anyone asks, tell them I said it was okay.

ozzie
01-27-2012, 12:53 PM
they don't show your ugly man toes.

Crap, how did you know?

Also good for hiding the nail polish I've been known get hit with by my chick and daughter during a long Sunday afternoon nap.

JerseyRich
01-27-2012, 12:54 PM
Let me just congratulate you on being in your 40s and having a chick in her 20s.

ozzie
01-27-2012, 01:01 PM
Let me just congratulate you on being in your 40s and having a chick in her 20s.

This year we'll officially meet the "Half your age, plus 7 years" socially accepted formula, so I don't mind telling people.

She still worries sometimes that people might think she's the "nanny" or "au pair" when we're out with our daughter, though.

JerseyRich
01-27-2012, 01:15 PM
That's hot.

cougarjake13
01-27-2012, 01:29 PM
Exactly what's wrong with that ?

Now if they were saying daughter then it wuld be bad

jennysmurf
01-27-2012, 01:36 PM
That's hot.

As a nanny, my first response is "yuck!" because all the dads I've worked for have been yucky. But I'm sure Ozzie is a hot stud, so it wouldn't apply here. Albeit a hot stud with ugly man toes....

ozzie
01-27-2012, 01:38 PM
Exactly what's wrong with that ?

Now if they were saying daughter then it wuld be bad

Nothing at all.

She's more bothered that our daughter looks more like me than her.

She was hoping she'd have her tan complexion and dark hair. Instead, she came out as pale as her daddy, with light brown / blondish hair.

When they are out alone together, she thinks it looks like she's babysitting someone else little "Gussaq" (white) child.

ozzie
01-27-2012, 01:57 PM
I don't upload many pics of us, but found this one from the AU opener last year.

She'd probably be pissed because they both look ragged from being out in the sun all day, but she knows it's already "out there" on my facebook, so I guess it's ok to post here too.

From September 2010:

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/72468_1228988780715_1708974322_424679_3873185_n.jp g

Looks like a pretty normal little family to me.

Oh... found one from a few hours before the game she might like better:

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/180177_1295108513667_1708974322_525439_4627372_n.j pg

I think it bothers her more when we have my older boys, and all 5 of us are out. That's when she really thinks she looks like "the nanny":

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/19264_1306188383746_1501643583_795864_8081880_n.jp g

cougarjake13
01-27-2012, 05:03 PM
the age difference isnt that noticeable in the pics u put up

A.J.
01-28-2012, 09:53 AM
ugly man toes....

That's being redundant.

Tenbatsuzen
01-28-2012, 11:59 AM
the age difference isnt that noticeable in the pics u put up

Agree, but they are in the south. People pick up on that down there.

jennysmurf
01-28-2012, 01:08 PM
That's being redundant.

Which is why men should never wear sandals--this has just come full circle.:clap:

A.J.
01-28-2012, 01:17 PM
I've been saying that for years. Especially old men with toenails like yellow razor blades.

jennysmurf
01-28-2012, 01:20 PM
I've been saying that for years. Especially old men with toenails like yellow razor blades.

Thaaaank you.

Tenbatsuzen
01-28-2012, 09:03 PM
http://21stcenturywire.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/napoleon_bonapartes.jpg

ozzie
01-30-2012, 09:18 AM
the age difference isnt that noticeable in the pics u put up

Thanks?

Agree, but they are in the south. People pick up on that down there.

We're south of the "bible belt" so it's not so bad around here. It's by NO means a "liberal" communtity... but on the coast it's more transient, and less "old south" than other parts.

It's better now I guess, now that she's 27. I'm not sure if it was as accepted a few years ago, but I didn't really give a shit.

weekapaugjz
02-10-2012, 10:50 AM
looks like someone else took the bait today.

disneyspy
02-10-2012, 10:53 AM
looks like someone else took the bait today.

i call "you're retarded" in 2 posts

underdog
02-10-2012, 11:08 AM
looks like someone else took the bait today.

It's so fun to watch.

Chigworthy
02-10-2012, 12:10 PM
Crap, how did you know?

Also good for hiding the nail polish I've been known get hit with by my chick and daughter during a long Sunday afternoon nap.

You better squash that shit. Next thing you know, it'll escalate into strap-on attacks.

razorboy
02-11-2012, 04:18 PM
Damn editing.

PapaBear
02-13-2012, 08:04 PM
its not a good sign when a spammer that signed up almost a year ago lets loose with its first post
They've had to resort to digging up old accounts they haven't used yet. New spammers don't stand a chance these days. :smoke:

jennysmurf
02-13-2012, 08:47 PM
They've had to resort to digging up old accounts they haven't used yet. New spammers don't stand a chance these days. :smoke:

http://www.guapacho.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/SPAM-Killer-1024x1024.jpg

PapaBear
02-14-2012, 08:51 PM
I sense sarcasm.....:dry:
What are you? Some kind of super hero? Get your voodoo magic away from me!

jennysmurf
02-14-2012, 08:53 PM
What are you? Some kind of super hero? Get your voodoo magic away from me!

You are majorly hating on me tonight! If I had any feelings, they might be hurt.

PapaBear
02-14-2012, 08:55 PM
You are majorly hating on me tonight! If I had any feelings, they might be hurt.
I get cranky when I lose money.

disneyspy
02-15-2012, 10:45 AM
i'm a quick six

Crispy123
02-15-2012, 10:46 AM
i'm a quick six

ewwww.

Misteriosa
02-15-2012, 10:46 AM
i'm a quick six seconds

:innocent:

jennysmurf
02-15-2012, 10:48 AM
:innocent:

:happy:

disneyspy
03-07-2012, 08:56 AM
hey,you want to CD's nuts?

sailor
03-20-2012, 12:02 PM
Is that country-code for period sex?

jennysmurf
03-20-2012, 02:06 PM
Is that country-code for period sex?

Oh no! He's broken the code! Quick--get all the hicks outta here!:surrender:

sailor
03-30-2012, 05:29 AM
See, I was too lazy to finish typing the word. Wacka-wacka

jennysmurf
03-30-2012, 08:19 AM
See, I was too lazy to finish typing the word. Wacka-wacka

:wink:

PapaBear
04-06-2012, 11:37 PM
Seriously, though... I don't even want to know what kind of zone hanso and keithy are in tonight.

spoon
04-06-2012, 11:43 PM
the END or O type?

jennysmurf
04-07-2012, 10:57 PM
Look at that. Isn't that nice? *eyeroll*

jennysmurf
04-08-2012, 05:49 PM
I'll just slit my wrists now. I know, down the street, not across the road.

underdog
04-08-2012, 06:23 PM
I'll just slit my wrists now. I know, down the street, not across the road.

I just watched Shame, and called out the same thing.

keithy_19
04-08-2012, 07:12 PM
Seriously, though... I don't even want to know what kind of zone hanso and keithy are in tonight.

I got very drunk and got a ride home from a friend that I went a gay pride event with. It was me, her and her boy friend and we were talking politics at the bar and somehow gay marriage came up and I was very supportive of it (which I am).

I also sent a message to a girl on okcupid where for no reason I began to bash Catcher In the Rye and say how awesome Weezer's first two albums are.

spoon
04-08-2012, 10:02 PM
I just watched Shame, and called out the same thing.

please tell me you were drunk!? That's worse than posting on VD.

underdog
04-09-2012, 04:05 AM
please tell me you were drunk!? That's worse than posting on VD.

What?

spoon
04-09-2012, 06:32 AM
What?

pay attention


for shame

:nono:

jennysmurf
04-10-2012, 08:24 AM
What was read cannot be un-read. I need brain bleach.

sailor
04-22-2012, 05:39 AM
i think pink sox has a better ring.

spoon
04-22-2012, 03:01 PM
i think pink sox has a better ring.

said sailor's gay lover

PapaBear
05-12-2012, 11:58 PM
No, it doesn't. But thanks for resisting the temptations, that I imagine you've had, to be yourself tonight.

StanUpshaw
05-13-2012, 12:04 AM
What temptations? Did I miss something?

Chigworthy
05-17-2012, 05:33 AM
Codumentary

sailor
05-23-2012, 02:59 AM
hobbs

sailor
05-29-2012, 08:57 AM
You know, mounting sheep and dogs...

Misteriosa
05-29-2012, 09:03 AM
You know, mounting sheep and dogs...

http://www.ourbeagleworld.com/forums/attachments/beagle-discussion/6878d1272183970-beagles-progressive-manipulation-exhibit-mutley1.jpg

sailor
05-29-2012, 08:09 PM
http://www.ourbeagleworld.com/forums/attachments/beagle-discussion/6878d1272183970-beagles-progressive-manipulation-exhibit-mutley1.jpg

I'm ashamed of you for laughing at that.

sailor
06-06-2012, 03:06 AM
This is as funny as the packers losing.

disneyspy
06-28-2012, 07:38 AM
bet i cock her

jennysmurf
06-28-2012, 07:44 AM
bet i cock her

I doubt it.

disneyspy
09-06-2012, 10:38 AM
dell you know thats why i'm not nice to smurf

jennysmurf
09-06-2012, 10:41 AM
dell you know thats why i'm not nice to smurf

:innocent:

Tenbatsuzen
10-10-2012, 05:08 PM
every fucking time. I don't even have to guess.

disneyspy
11-07-2012, 08:21 AM
i'm just glad the hosts dont read this board anymore

sailor
11-07-2012, 08:24 AM
i'm just glad the hosts dont read this board anymore

I hear we're still more supportive than the twitters and ibangers.

disneyspy
11-07-2012, 08:25 AM
I hear we're still more supportive than the twitters and ibangers.

we have less trolls

jennysmurf
11-07-2012, 08:27 AM
we have less trolls

Ronfez.net--now with 99% less trolling!

cougarjake13
11-07-2012, 09:53 AM
less trolls but more lurkers

spoon
11-07-2012, 03:13 PM
i'm just glad the hosts dont read this board anymore

why?

explain?

are you afraid they might get all dick hurt bc they alone can poke fun at the world around them?

so sad

nah, pathetic

spoon
11-07-2012, 03:17 PM
I hear we're still more supportive than the twitters and ibangers.

so what if people have opinions

if they can't deal with it, when done in a funny or constructive way, that's on them

when someone is just being a dick, they usually get torched here

but to cry when someone isn't a fan of a certain interview, fez's treatment or ron's take on something...that's fucking sad

you can't do it all fucking day on a show and then turn around and get all whiny bc people do the same thing here

disneyspy
11-08-2012, 12:11 AM
why?

explain?

are you afraid they might get all dick hurt bc they alone can poke fun at the world around them?

so sad

nah, pathetic

way to think negatively,it had nothing to do with what they might think about the board,it was because i put out a spy report that wouldve messed up fez's surprise guest on the show

i know your character is to be the spoon that stirs the shit but it really is a shitty character and you seem to be better than that,i could be mistaken and you might be just some hack attack ,issue filled person like dude or wf,i pity you,you poor pitiful poster

spoon
11-08-2012, 08:51 AM
way to think negatively,it had nothing to do with what they might think about the board,it was because i put out a spy report that wouldve messed up fez's surprise guest on the show

i know your character is to be the spoon that stirs the shit but it really is a shitty character and you seem to be better than that,i could be mistaken and you might be just some hack attack ,issue filled person like dude or wf,i pity you,you poor pitiful poster

think negatively? are you fucking kidding me?!

it's the sole reason some here grandstanded and ultimately took their ball and ran home

you have been on that train of thought too plenty in the past

so chalk it up to trends my friend, and you being cryptic at best in your post

spare me the lecture too, as I don't give two fucks if you think this place has to be puppies and kitties 24/7. grow some thick skin and don't cry when someone puts a post out there as a general statement, much less a ball busting comment to you as in the past you PM'd me all sad about

seriously, it's a board and I'm a guy...that must be foreign to you if this pains you so much

spoon
11-08-2012, 08:52 AM
way to think negatively,it had nothing to do with what they might think about the board,it was because i put out a spy report that wouldve messed up fez's surprise guest on the show


and this lines up with being afraid they'd be mad at you/the board

so in the end I was fucking right

disneyspy
11-08-2012, 08:55 AM
think negatively? are you fucking kidding me?!

it's the sole reason some here grandstanded and ultimately took their ball and ran home

you have been on that train of thought too plenty in the past

so chalk it up to trends my friend, and you being cryptic at best in your post

spare me the lecture too, as I don't give two fucks if you think this place has to be puppies and kitties 24/7. grow some thick skin and don't cry when someone puts a post out there as a general statement, much less a ball busting comment to you as in the past you PM'd me all sad about

seriously, it's a board and I'm a guy...that must be foreign to you if this pains you so much

you don't think that by using words like "pathetic" you're not setting a tone of negativity? when you start off with shit,you're going to get shit back,plus i was pissed that i had to get up that early to go into work to take care of some bull shit so i apologize for coming back at you in an assanine matter

disneyspy
11-08-2012, 08:56 AM
and this lines up with being afraid they'd be mad at you/the board

so in the end I was fucking right

no you were wrong but keep telling yourself you're right and you'll believe it

spoon
11-08-2012, 09:09 AM
you don't think that by using words like "pathetic" you're not setting a tone of negativity? when you start off with shit,you're going to get shit back,plus i was pissed that i had to get up that early to go into work to take care of some bull shit so i apologize for coming back at you in an assanine matter

the line of thought I posted on is/was/continues to be

pathetic

no need to take it back

spoon
11-08-2012, 09:19 AM
no you were wrong but keep telling yourself you're right and you'll believe it

you do the same

ozzie
11-08-2012, 09:30 AM
I hear we're still more supportive than the twitters and ibangers.

It's weird thinking back, how much they LOVED "Instant Feedback" at WNEW, but then dispised, and railed against people commenting in a "listening thread" on a message board. (I think it got back to Ron that someone once posted "zzzzzzz" during a boring interview, and that forever formed his opinion of them/us)

Now? Ron spends a ton of time reading comments on the ibang. Even sometimes reading negative comments. Although, I get the idea that "the editor" is a puppet who will quickly bounce anyone who's negative towards the show, so it probably doesn't happen often.

underdog
11-08-2012, 09:30 AM
think negatively? are you fucking kidding me?!

it's the sole reason some here grandstanded and ultimately took their ball and ran home

you have been on that train of thought too plenty in the past

so chalk it up to trends my friend, and you being cryptic at best in your post

spare me the lecture too, as I don't give two fucks if you think this place has to be puppies and kitties 24/7. grow some thick skin and don't cry when someone puts a post out there as a general statement, much less a ball busting comment to you as in the past you PM'd me all sad about

seriously, it's a board and I'm a guy...that must be foreign to you if this pains you so much

we could definitely use more puppies.

jennysmurf
11-08-2012, 09:37 AM
we could definitely use more puppies.

No, kitties are better than puppies!:annoyed:

hanso
11-08-2012, 09:38 AM
we could definitely use more puppies.

It's all about cat pics

spoon
11-08-2012, 10:07 AM
we could definitely use more puppies.

y?

so snoogans can eat them?

dead bulldog types

Furtherman
11-08-2012, 10:14 AM
Guys like that will just keep posting bullshit for the next four years and beyond. They think they're teaching or just purposely trolling, but it's time to just let them speak to themselves. They've lost, their angry and they have no one, and no where, else to vent. Let them go.

sailor
12-14-2012, 08:59 AM
Sounds vaguely dirty.

cougarjake13
12-14-2012, 10:06 AM
it may not be the end of the world but it sure feels like it's coming

spankyfrank
12-19-2012, 07:19 PM
Subject line from an Okcupid email I got tonight:

Spankyfrank, do you want to die alone?

spoon
12-19-2012, 07:20 PM
Subject line from an Okcupid email I got tonight:

Spankyfrank, do you want to die alone?

http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs5/2776228_o.gif

spankyfrank
12-19-2012, 07:22 PM
Well we all die alone.....:glurps:

But might as well get drunk getting dead :drunk:

Where's my ginger ale?

spoon
12-19-2012, 07:25 PM
abooooo

you make me sad with that depressing angle on death

I will be there with you on your death bed SF...always remember that

spankyfrank
12-19-2012, 07:26 PM
abooooo

you make me sad with that depressing angle on death

I will be there with you on your death bed SF...always remember that

I'm getting all choked up thinking about it....Wait a minute...what are you doing with that axe?!?!

spoon
12-19-2012, 07:29 PM
I'm getting all choked up thinking about it....Wait a minute...what are you doing with that axe?!?!

nah, no axe...but you might want to read the edit reason I snuck in there!

:devil2:

spankyfrank
12-19-2012, 07:30 PM
nah, no axe...but you might want to read the edit reason I snuck in there!

:devil2:

Oh that is dastardly! :lol:

spoon
12-19-2012, 07:31 PM
seriously, I need to do this to someone now

time to volunteer at the local nursing home!

spoon
12-19-2012, 07:32 PM
new mod quote for me should be...wants to dutch oven your last dying breath

bc I do

spankyfrank
12-19-2012, 07:32 PM
seriously, I need to do this to someone now

time to volunteer at the local nursing home!

Better yet. Call Dr. Steve! Ask him if he's ever dutched ovened a hospice patient.

PapaBear
12-27-2012, 07:47 PM
Since it's the only site approved by R&F, Ibang does have some very useful stuff. And there are a few cool people there. But... If .net was the current approved site, most of the terrible ibang posters would be here. Every day. Every FUCKING day. That's why I don't bash the ibang.

underdog
12-27-2012, 07:55 PM
Since it's the only site approved by R&F, Ibang does have some very useful stuff. And there are a few cool people there. But... If .net was the current approved site, most of the terrible ibang posters would be here. Every day. Every FUCKING day. That's why I don't bash the ibang.

It's a brutal site, if you look at the commenting. It's everything wrong with twitter in straight commenting.

PapaBear
12-27-2012, 07:59 PM
It's a brutal site, if you look at the commenting. It's everything wrong with twitter in straight commenting.
It's like a streamlined version of whackbag.

Edit: the commenting, that is.

razorboy
01-14-2013, 06:15 PM
You're both assholes.

Data and stuff.

spoon
01-14-2013, 10:06 PM
your data sucks donkey hog

and some of us are going for the asshole angle

:devil2:

jennysmurf
01-15-2013, 08:04 AM
your data sucks donkey hog

and some of us are going for the asshole angle

:devil2:

I was going to give you a new modquote from this, but since my name is in your other modquote, it would've implied things I don't want to imply. You're safe.....for now.....

Freitag
01-16-2013, 05:14 AM
I wish AJ was on twitter.

disneyspy
01-16-2013, 09:19 AM
me too,then i could block him

sailor
01-30-2013, 07:31 AM
Why continue to respond?

A.J.
01-30-2013, 07:40 AM
I wish AJ was on twitter.

me too,then i could block him

I don't blame you.

underdog
01-30-2013, 09:12 AM
Why continue to respond?

I've been saying that forever.

jennysmurf
01-30-2013, 09:17 AM
I've been saying that forever.

But no one listens to you.

spoon
01-30-2013, 09:30 AM
But no one listens to you.

and it's HILARIOUS

but yah, underdog who?

you mean that DJ foursquare mayor of rfV46?

never heard of him

spoon
01-30-2013, 09:31 AM
Why continue to respond?

this is usually our admin theme

one tradition you have been holding up nicely of late

sailor
01-30-2013, 09:44 AM
this is usually our admin theme

one tradition you have been holding up nicely of late

It's the theme of the rational person.

spoon
01-30-2013, 09:45 AM
It's the theme of the rational person.

of course, why post on the board you run

underdog
01-30-2013, 10:15 AM
and it's HILARIOUS

but yah, underdog who?

you mean that DJ foursquare mayor of rfV46?

never heard of him

What?

underdog
01-30-2013, 10:16 AM
of course, why post on the board you run

There's a difference between posting and just constantly having the same argument over and over and over again. What's the point?

underdog
01-30-2013, 10:17 AM
But no one listens to you.

It's true.

spoon
01-30-2013, 10:46 AM
There's a difference between posting and just constantly having the same argument over and over and over again. What's the point?

well wasn't talking the WF thing with sailor, I get THAT might not be for everyone...but to me, HILARIOUS

it was more a JustJon now Sailor overall on the board thing...you know, disappearing act as admin

at least you hold your own over there on rfv0.2902 like their other mods/admin

here they disappear

spoon
01-30-2013, 10:47 AM
It's true.

who said that!?

sailor
01-30-2013, 11:32 AM
I post here virtually everyday.

spoon
01-30-2013, 11:35 AM
I post here virtually everyday.

sure thing, the listening thread hideout with Dspy

the rest of the board is a scary place to post, i get it

spoon
01-30-2013, 11:37 AM
why not just start your own podcast and exclusively post there (your immediate podcast forum)? one small step away and surely a popular theme on this board

where is fandick!?

oh yah, show is over

how about stugots? all dick hurt and busy cheating on wives throughout the Eastern seaboard

CT/Jivin...ha!

and so on and so on...

sailor
01-30-2013, 11:41 AM
Eh, I post wherever it interests me, as does everyone else.

spoon
01-30-2013, 11:43 AM
Eh, I post wherever it interests me, as does everyone else.

so more threads on ugly clothes...got it!

:innocent:

underdog
01-30-2013, 12:00 PM
well wasn't talking the WF thing with sailor, I get THAT might not be for everyone...but to me, HILARIOUS

it was more a JustJon now Sailor overall on the board thing...you know, disappearing act as admin

at least you hold your own over there on rfv0.2902 like their other mods/admin

here they disappear

Sailor definitely posts more than JJ did. I think he just avoids the political threads.

underdog
01-30-2013, 12:00 PM
so more threads on ugly clothes...got it!

:innocent:

:laugh:

sailor
01-30-2013, 12:08 PM
Sailor definitely posts more than JJ did. I think he just avoids the political threads.

I read them. I don't have enough interest in the topic to chime in.

spoon
01-30-2013, 12:51 PM
Oh trust me, sailor is a good guy...just an awful dresser not around enough like in the past.

underdog
01-30-2013, 01:31 PM
Oh trust me, sailor is a good guy...just an awful dresser not around enough like in the past.

You used to complain he was around too much! haha

spoon
01-30-2013, 01:41 PM
You used to complain he was around too much! haha


Oh I'll be right back there in NO time when I suffer through reading them again. Yet all jokes aside, when did I say that? Sounds like me, just never remember saying that to anyone outside of insufferable aholes like dmm, stugots and tennats

underdog
01-30-2013, 01:58 PM
Oh I'll be right back there in NO time when I suffer through reading them again. Yet all jokes aside, when did I say that? Sounds like me, just never remember saying that to anyone outside of insufferable aholes like dmm, stugots and tennats

Maybe you just complained about him in general.

spoon
01-30-2013, 02:05 PM
Maybe you just complained about him in general.


Who doesn't?!

This is SAILOR we are talking about! Remember? SAILOR!

; )