Post Purgatory II: The Purgatory Strikes Back

[BlackSpider]

Fez got a toy Joker from the Batman movie.

Ron got some cigars and an ashtray.

Dave got a video game.

I don't even know if he got anything for Chris/Pepper.

Was I the only one that donated...? (good call on the ash-tray though. I heard he needed a new one)...

[GregoryJoseph]

Was I the only one that donated...? (good call on the ash-tray though. I heard he needed a new one)...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm sorry you didn't listen to me, buddy.

[mikeyboy]

Yup.

Sure, I believe him...:blink:

Those are some pretty serious insinuations you are making.

If you don't trust him, that's your call. If you can trust me, think about this. If I thought that there was anyway that what Jon did was not on the up and up, there is no way in hell I would be defending him.

I know you don't like Jon, but you have no reason to believe he's done anything wrong here. It's extremely shitty to accuse him of a crime when you have nothing to back it up.

[BlackSpider]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

I'm sorry you didn't listen to me, buddy.

Your warning came too late...

[hammersavage]

wait, Peppers real name is Chris?

[ToiletCrusher]

wait, Peppers real name is Chris?

Fez isn't Fez's real name either.

[GregoryJoseph]

If I thought that there was anyway that what Jon did was not on the up and up, there is no way in hell I would be defending him.


Of course you wouldn't!

http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper203/OBIT-JOHNNIE-COCHRAN.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Of course you wouldn't!

http://media.mnginteractive.com/media/paper203/OBIT-JOHNNIE-COCHRAN.jpg

Cute. I'm not his attorney.

[RhinoinMN]

Who uses an ashtray anymore? Don't most people smoke outside? Hasn't Ron said that smoking is not allowed in his building?

[GregoryJoseph]

Cute. I'm not his attorney.

So you'd never defend anyone you didn't believe?

I thought that's what lawyers do.

Anything for a payday.








Hmmm...

[RhinoinMN]

Anything for a payday.










Starvin!

[mikeyboy]

So you'd never defend anyone you didn't believe?

I thought that's what lawyers do.

Anything for a payday.








Hmmm...

Stop deflecting. Don't make this an attorney thing. As I already stated, I'm not his attorney. I resent the insinuation that I am covering something up for him.

[RhinoinMN]

Stop deflecting. Don't make this an attorney thing. As I already stated, I'm not his attorney. I resent the insinuation that I am covering something up for him.

You don't even do that kind of lawyering.

[BlackSpider]

Who uses an ashtray anymore? Don't most people smoke outside? Hasn't Ron said that smoking is not allowed in his building?

You don't listen to the show as well as Jon does.
Fez got Ron an ashtray two years ago, and he loved it. That's all he talked about.
One day it misteriously flew out the window to the street below.
Getting him a replacement was the perfect gift...

[BlackSpider]

So you'd never defend anyone you didn't believe?

I thought that's what lawyers do.

Anything for a payday.
Hmmm...

Stop deflecting. Don't make this an attorney thing. As I already stated, I'm not his attorney. I resent the insinuation that I am covering something up for him.


I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.
There's a simple way to settle this:
Greg, start a thread where people post how much they donated.
At the end of the thread, add up the total. Simple.
I think we're all comfortable with the honor system.
I'll start it off.
I gave $300.00...

[GregoryJoseph]

I hate it when mommy and daddy fight.
There's a simple way to settle this:
Greg, start a thread where people post how much they donated.
At the end of the thread, add up the total. Simple.
I think we're all comfortable with the honor system.
I'll start it off.
I gave $300.00...

I fucking love you.

[RhinoinMN]

I took $202 dollars.

[TooLowBrow]

i gave 6000 dollars

a dollar a post

[RhinoinMN]

I fucking love you.

And I'm not funny. Don't I feel wonderful right now.

[GregoryJoseph]

Let's see them squirm out of this one...

[GregoryJoseph]

And I'm not funny. Don't I feel wonderful right now.

Oh, lighten up, literal Katj...uh...Rhino!

[BlackSpider]

And I'm not funny. Don't I feel wonderful right now.

How do you think I feel...? I don't have room left in my Sig for that quote...

[JerseyRich]

These gifts given on the show today were given with NO THOUGHT behind them.

A fucking ashtray? YOU WASTED PEOPLE'S MONEY ON AN ASHTRAY FOR SOMEONE THAT ONLY SMOKES OUTSIDE?

Cigars.

A toy.

Another toy.

Booze.

I can tell that so much thought went into getting gifts for your "friends."

Retarded.

Greg just brought up a good idea that no one ever thinks of getting them, how about a gift certificate to a restaurant that we know they love?

Something that will bring them together as a group, not just another smoke, or another fucking toy for the shelf.

It's more clear to me now that Jon doesn't listen to the show, nor does he care about this board or anyone remotely associated with it.

[biggestmexi]

don truin it for me

i havent listend to the show in a couple weeks

[JerseyRich]

don truin it for me

i havent listend to the show in a couple weeks

I will ruin it for you right now.

ZMan and JustJon took a giant dump on the show for the last day of the decade.

[mikeyboy]

Let's see them squirm out of this one...

I'm well aware that this is just more of you gleefully stirring up shit, but I really do not appreciate the shots you're taking at my character. If the tables were turned, if someone was assailing your character, especially without proof, you would be going batshit insane.

[biggestmexi]

I will ruin it for you right now.

ZMan and JustJon took a giant dump on the show for the last day of the decade.

well fuck me

what did zman do? the usual?

[BlackSpider]

These gifts given on the show today were given with NO THOUGHT behind them.

A fucking ashtray? YOU WASTED SPIDER'S MONEY ON AN ASHTRAY FOR SOMEONE THAT ONLY SMOKES OUTSIDE?...


I already addressed this...

You don't listen to the show as well as Jon does.
Fez got Ron an ashtray two years ago, and he loved it. That's all he talked about.
One day it misteriously flew out the window to the street below.
Getting him a replacement was the perfect gift...

[JerseyRich]

I'm well aware that this is just more of you gleefully stirring up shit, but I really do not appreciate the shots you're taking at my character. If the tables were turned, if someone was assailing your character, especially without proof, you would be going batshit insane.

He would just leave. :wacko:

[JerseyRich]

I already addressed this...

I read your post silly...I just wanted to reiterate it...and have a chance for people to see my Wishlist one more time. :thumbup:

[JerseyRich]

well fuck me

what did zman do? the usual?

One more thing.

ZMan is a Man's Man and JustJon is a Ladies Man.

Sorry to ruin the ending for you.

[GregoryJoseph]

Maybe if this current "administration" didn't handle everything so furtively eyebrows would not be raised.

[biggestmexi]

One more thing.

ZMan is a Man's Man and JustJon is a Ladies Man.

Sorry to ruin the ending for you.

:sad:

[mikeyboy]

Maybe if this current "administration" didn't handle everything so furtively eyebrows would not be raised.

So you're seriously suggesting that I'm covering up something for Jon, especially when i have nothing to gain from it? Unreal.

[BlackSpider]

I read your post silly...I just wanted to reiterate it...and have a chance for people to see my Wishlist one more time. :thumbup:

Oh.

But did you see what I did here...??? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2636028&postcount=56)

[underdog]

Greg just brought up a good idea that no one ever thinks of getting them, how about a gift certificate to a restaurant that we know they love?

Something that will bring them together as a group, not just another smoke, or another fucking toy for the shelf.

It's more clear to me now that Jon doesn't listen to the show, nor does he care about this board or anyone remotely associated with it.

Someone bought Fez like a $2k gift certificate to a restaurant that he never used.

I agree some of the gifts suck, but listening to the show, getting Hicks and Dave booze, Fez a toy and Ron cigars seem like the perfect gifts to me. Sure, it was probably the easy way out, but what else are you going to get Ron?

[GregoryJoseph]

Did you ever tell us why you left your "position" here?

Did you ever tell anyone you were the one behind 202Friends Twitter?

That's what I mean about operating furtively...

[WampusCrandle]

so, it seems that everyone is happy with the amount of money they all spent for an xmas present for the show? or am i seeing this wrong?

[JerseyRich]

Oh.

But did you see what I did here...??? (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2636028&postcount=56)

I was wrong about you. You're not as huge a douche in a flannel shirt and white helmet as I thought.

[JerseyRich]

Can I have some $2 porn please?
thnx.

[ToiletCrusher]

Don't make me go mod on all your asses!!!!

[BlackSpider]

Can I have some $2 porn please?
thnx.

Way to ruin next years presents.
They do read the board on occasion...

[JerseyRich]

Don't make me go mod on all your asses!!!!

http://londown.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/mod70.jpg

[WampusCrandle]

Don't make me go mod on all your asses!!!!

what would you do? give out fake infractions? that is old hat.

[mikeyboy]

Did you ever tell us why you left your "position" here?

Did you ever tell anyone you were the one behind 202Friends Twitter?

That's what I mean about operating furtively...

A. I didn't. I just wrote something up explaining it, but then I deleted it because of this stupid idea that anyone is entitled to a specific explanation. My reasons are personal, and in a nutshell, I got tired of the aggravation of trying to police a website that doesn't pay me a dime when I'd be much happier concentrating on my real life.

B. I'm not behind 202Friends. Ron has been running with that, but I have nothing to do with it. Why is he doing it? I'm not really sure.

I'm a hell of a lot more honest than you give me credit for.

[spoon]

I can't wait to get my Jewish Christmas presents for paying for sat radio soon too. If only I could use this idea to get in studio....dammit, someone beat me to the punch. It must be the soul patch!

[JerseyRich]

A. I didn't. I just wrote something up explaining it, but then I deleted it because of this stupid idea that anyone is entitled to a specific explanation. My reasons are personal, and in a nutshell, I got tired of the aggravation of trying to police a website that doesn't pay me a dime when I'd be much happier concentrating on my real life.

B. I'm not behind 202Friends. Ron has been running with that, but I have nothing to do with it. Why is he doing it? I'm not really sure.

I'm a hell of a lot more honest than you give me credit for.

I like you because you have nice hair, and it makes me jealous.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm a hell of a lot more honest than you give me credit for.

Oh mikey.

You know what they say about a man who tells everyone how honest he is...

[mikeyboy]

Oh mikey.

You know what they say about a man who tells everyone how honest he is...

I'm not saying it in a vacuum. I wouldn't even bring it up if I wasn't accused of being otherwise.

[spoon]

Come on Mikey, if you didn't constantly speak on behalf and protect Justjon for years now I'd be more inclined to believe you were impartial. Sure plenty of us have been on the warpath here for a while, but I truly think it has been earned.

[weekapaugjz]

http://www.hoseheadforums.com/images/uploadedimages/Forums/media/Raceway%20Video/costanzaPopcorn.gif

[BlackSpider]

I can't wait to get my Jewish Christmas presents for paying for sat radio soon too. If only I could use this idea to get in studio....dammit, someone beat me to the punch. It must be the soul patch!

Wow.
I never thought I'd see the day when even Spoon lines up against Jon.
It's a topsy-turvey world we live in...

[mikeyboy]

Come on Mikey, if you didn't constantly speak on behalf and protect Justjon for years now I'd be more inclined to believe you were impartial. Sure plenty of us have been on the warpath here for a while, but I truly think it has been earned.

Look at the things I've gotten shit for saying:

- Jon didn't profit from the Christmas party
- Jon didn't syphon off the gift fund for himself

I haven't been cheerleading the party. I haven't been saying that Jon's been around when he hasn't. I've been correcting basic falsehoods that people are inventing. If that somehow makes me a scumbag, you guys are insane.

[weekapaugjz]

in the membrane.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm close to breaking the secret behind this unholy alliance.

[BlackSpider]

Look at the things I've gotten shit for saying:

- Jon didn't profit from the Christmas party
- Jon didn't syphon off the gift fund for himself

I haven't been cheerleading the party. I haven't been saying that Jon's been around when he hasn't. I've been correcting basic falsehoods that people are inventing. If that somehow makes me a scumbag, you guys are insane.

Why...?
Did he forget how to post...?

[mikeyboy]

I'm close to breaking the secret behind this unholy alliance.

swell

[spoon]

Seriously Mikey, people have pointed out Jon's amazing ability to drop the ball for years and you've ALWAYS been there to defend him like some older brother of a fat kid and a learning disability. Sorry, something else is at the heart of this and someday it will all become clear. What does he have on you? I'm truly perplexed.

[weekapaugjz]

Seriously Mikey, people have pointed out Jon's amazing ability to drop the ball for years and you've ALWAYS been there to defend him like some older brother of a fat kid and a learning disability. Sorry, something else is at the heart of this and someday it will all become clear. What does he have on you? I'm truly perplexed.

mikey's not defending me.

[spoon]

mikey's not defending me.

U drop pucks.

[mikeyboy]

Why...?
Did he forget how to post...?

I have no idea why he doesn't defend himself. I'm certainly not defending his decision not to defend himself. I just think it's ridiculous for people to attack anyone with shit they pull out of thin air.

[TooLowBrow]

Seriously Mikey, people have pointed out Jon's amazing ability to drop the ball for years and you've ALWAYS been there to defend him like some older brother of a fat kid and a learning disability. Sorry, something else is at the heart of this and someday it will all become clear. What does he have on you? I'm truly perplexed.

this is offensive to me because my older brother is fat and has a learning disability

[JerseyRich]

I can't wait for the winning tshirts to finally be printed!
(http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2132217&postcount=221)

[spoon]

mikey's not defending me.

And don't you mean scumbag.

[TooLowBrow]

I have no idea why he doesn't defend himself. I'm certainly not defending his decision not to defend himself. I just think it's ridiculous for people to attack anyone with shit they pull out of thin air.

someone stole my wallet at the xmas party and the bartender girl said jon was seen going through my jacket

[spoon]

this is offensive to me because my older brother is fat and has a learning disability

Good, tell fatty to fill out that walmart greeter form before an Wilford Brimley takes his future...for 6 months.

[WampusCrandle]

I'm close to breaking the secret behind this unholy alliance.

oh, do tell! It could be a real Christmas miracle for the board! don't be a scrooge!

[weekapaugjz]

I can't wait for the winning tshirts to finally be printed!
(http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2132217&postcount=221)

tall james totally should have won.

[JerseyRich]

Oops...I forgot about this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2132221&postcount=224). :blink:

[TooLowBrow]

Good, tell fatty to fill out that walmart greeter form before an Wilford Brimley takes his future...for 6 months.

oh man!

that really got him drooling!

[spoon]

I have no idea why he doesn't defend himself. I'm certainly not defending his decision not to defend himself. I just think it's ridiculous for people to attack anyone with shit they pull out of thin air.

I've seen Jon personally hitting on waitresses as the "head of the party/organizer" as if that would work. He constantly tries to use parties that YOU set up in the past to get tail, so I'm to just assume he's on the up and up in other areas!? OK scumbag, I'm not buying it. He's Mr. Ulterior Motive Jr., with inclinations toward ass play droid apps.

[spoon]

someone stole my wallet at the xmas party and the bartender girl said jon was seen going through my jacket

Oh man, not ur awesome rainbow brite/lurky velcro wallet with all that change in it!?


NOooooooooooooooooooo!

[mikeyboy]

Seriously Mikey, people have pointed out Jon's amazing ability to drop the ball for years and you've ALWAYS been there to defend him like some older brother of a fat kid and a learning disability. Sorry, something else is at the heart of this and someday it will all become clear. What does he have on you? I'm truly perplexed.

Ugh. You're going to believe what you want. You always do no matter what I say. As I've pointed out here, the stuff I've defended has been blatant falsehoods that people have invented. Is it my job to do so? No, but it's shit when anybody gets hit with that. It's ridiculous that when I stand up when someone is getting railroaded by being accused of committing a crime when there is no evidence means that person "has something on me".

I know how this will go. You'll say it's bullshit, and anyone who believes differently is kissing ass or has some ulterior motive.

wonderful.

[Furtherman]

I wouldn't fault a guy talking to a girl at a ronfez.net party, considering that is rare happenstance for most of the guys.

SHAPE UP MAGGOTS.

[BlackSpider]

someone stole my wallet at the xmas party and the bartender girl said jon was seen going through my jacket

Ha. you fell for the ole' "manditory coat-check/wallet nab" scam.
The oldest trick in the book...

[TooLowBrow]

Oh man, not ur awesome rainbow brite/lurky velcro wallet with all that change in it!?


NOooooooooooooooooooo!

it was my favorite wallet

i only have 2 more left now

[spoon]

oh man!

that really got him drooling!

Harvest that drool James, sloth drool and lego mod tears sell high on the open market. Their value is now slightly higher than gold of late.

[GregoryJoseph]

it was my favorite wallet

i only have 2 more left now

Now I know what to get you for Christmas! (http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/lego-wallets-02-12-2009/)

[spoon]

Ugh. You're going to believe what you want. You always do no matter what I say. As I've pointed out here, the stuff I've defended has been blatant falsehoods that people have invented. Is it my job to do so? No, but it's shit when anybody gets hit with that. It's ridiculous that when I stand up when someone is getting railroaded by being accused of committing a crime when there is no evidence means that person "has something on me".

I know how this will go. You'll say it's bullshit, and anyone who believes differently is kissing ass or has some ulterior motive.

wonderful.

Come on Mikey, this is bullshit. Anyone who would buy this is kissing ass and is in on this.

Great.

[TooLowBrow]

Ugh. You're going to believe what you want. You always do no matter what I say. As I've pointed out here, the stuff I've defended has been blatant falsehoods that people have invented. Is it my job to do so? No, but it's shit when anybody gets hit with that. It's ridiculous that when I stand up when someone is getting railroaded by being accused of committing a crime when there is no evidence means that person "has something on me".

I know how this will go. You'll say it's bullshit, and anyone who believes differently is kissing ass or has some ulterior motive.

wonderful.

at the xmas party the bartender spit in my drink and then jon spit in my drink and they stirred it up and gave it to me

and i have no long term memory and limited short term memory so i drank it


i need to get a polaroid of jon and write 'do not trust his lies' under it

[mikeyboy]

Come on Mikey, this is bullshit. Anyone who would buy this is kissing ass and is in on this.

Great.

see?

[spoon]

I wouldn't fault a guy talking to a girl at a ronfez.net party, considering that is rare happenstance for most of the guys.

SHAPE UP MAGGOTS.

The point being he not only lies, he uses us for his gain.

[GregoryJoseph]

at the xmas party the bartender spit in my drink and then jon spit in my drink and they stirred it up and gave it to me

and i have no long term memory and limited short term memory so i drank it


i need to get a polaroid of jon and write 'do not trust his lies' under it

This is why TLB is one of my favorites.

I can't stop giggling!

[~Katja~]

Oops...I forgot about this (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2132221&postcount=224). :blink:
see, Jon was just out for our well being

[JerseyRich]

Now I know what to get you for Christmas! (http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/lego-wallets-02-12-2009/)

Fuck that! This is way better! (http://amzn.com/w/2XD9BA1CJLJUP)

[TooLowBrow]

Now I know what to get you for Christmas! (http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/lego-wallets-02-12-2009/)

why dont you just buy that for jon


OH RIGHT... HE ALREADY HAS A WALLET NOW
:down:

[spoon]

Fuck that! This is way better! (http://amzn.com/w/2XD9BA1CJLJUP)

Boooo

[GregoryJoseph]

If Jon is the Wizard of Oz, that makes mikeyboy...


http://fprastudent.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/wizard-of-oz.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

Fuck that! This is way better! (http://amzn.com/w/2XD9BA1CJLJUP)

you'll be dapper in your new boots, hat, tie, and vest!

[TooLowBrow]

This is why TLB is one of my favorites.

I can't stop giggling!

i have a tatoo that says 'j jon raped and killed my wife'

[BlackSpider]

Now I know what to get you for Christmas! (http://www.geeky-gadgets.com/lego-wallets-02-12-2009/)

I'm sure he'd rather have this... (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2XD9BA1CJLJUP/ref=cm_sw_su_w)














Haha. You got Rich-rolled...

[JerseyRich]

you'll be dapper in your new boots, hat, tie, and vest!

I like to call it the "JerseyRich Uniform"

[mikeyboy]

I'm sure he'd rather have this... (http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/2XD9BA1CJLJUP/ref=cm_sw_su_w)[/COLOR]

Nobody wants that.

[JerseyRich]

Nobody wants that.

Don't be a jealous bitch, with your MP3 player from last century.

[GregoryJoseph]

Don't be a jealous bitch, with your MP3 player from last century.

Speaking of MP3 players, did all the mods get iPods again this year?

[mikeyboy]

Don't be a jealous bitch, with your MP3 player from last century.

Hey. I can fit one full CD of songs on that.

[weekapaugjz]

Speaking of MP3 players, did all the mods get iPods again this year?

i also got one for poster of the year award.

[spoon]

depends on how much the site made and he took from the gift fund

[GregoryJoseph]

i also got one for poster of the year award.

Wonder where the money comes from for that...? :huh:

[JerseyRich]

Speaking of MP3 players, did all the mods get iPods again this year?

No way. This year, their gift is knowing that while Ron is walking around Manhattan, he will always have an ashtray for his cigars.

[TooLowBrow]

Speaking of MP3 players, did all the mods get iPods again this year?

i got one for winning mpw

it came out of the charity money

jon said it was ok

[spoon]

Wonder where the money comes from for that...? :huh:

Oooo ooo!

*Hands up*

I know!

[JerseyRich]

Hey. I can fit one full CD of songs on that.

I doubt you could fit Blood Sugar Sex Magik on that!

[TooLowBrow]

only gvac likes my memento jokes

:annoyed:

you all suck

im glad jon stole your money

[underdog]

I know how this will go. You'll say it's bullshit, and anyone who believes differently is kissing ass or has some ulterior motive.

Threesome.

i need to get a polaroid of jon and write 'do not trust his lies' under it

I hope it ends the same way.

[underdog]

only gvac likes my memento jokes

I approve.

[TooLowBrow]

I approve.

:thumbup:

[GregoryJoseph]

:annoyed:

you all suck

im glad jon stole your money

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[RhinoinMN]

only gvac likes my memento jokes

:annoyed:

you all suck

im glad jon stole your money

I got your jokes. I just had to make notes to myself to acknowledge them.

[Marc with a c]

im glad jon stole your money

we should hire a lawyer.

[Furtherman]

The point being he not only lies, he uses us for his gain.

If you can't find the strength to approach the girl, then Jon wins. Everytime.

[TooLowBrow]

I got your jokes. I just had to make notes to myself to acknowledge them.

but i hid all the pens!

:devil2:

[spoon]

we should hire a lawyer.

There are seemingly 50 that never work associated with the show and or this site.

[spoon]

If you can't find the strength to approach the girl, then Jon wins. Everytime.

Jon never wins.

[JerseyRich]

we should hire a lawyer.

Best lawyer in town! (http://amzn.com/w/2XD9BA1CJLJUP) Used him for my divorce and some "other" things.

[Marc with a c]

There are seemingly 50 that never work associated with the show and or this site.

TEAM of lawyers.

class action mother fuckers.

[weekapaugjz]

i'm retarded

[Furtherman]

Jon never wins.

"Jon, you're a ladies man. You've done very well for yourself."
-Ron Bennington

[GregoryJoseph]

"Jon, you're a ladies man. You've done very well for yourself."
-Ron Bennington

That WAS hilarious!

Should be in Ron's Line of the Day.

I heard they had to surgically remove Ron's tongue from his cheek after the show.

[Furtherman]

I heard they had to surgically remove Ron's tongue from his cheek after the show.

I thought he was just storing the ashtray for winter.

[RhinoinMN]

"Jon, you're a ladies man. You've done very well for yourself."
-Ron Bennington


"Crazed, I could listen to your stories all day long"

-Ron Bennington

[JerseyRich]

RONFEZ.net is BACK (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=85923)!

[RoseBlood]

my christmas wish list consists of:

$2200 for yoga teacher training due by Feb. 10
a trip to the florida keys
and a flat screen tv.

thx bye :bye:

[hammersavage]

i got that on me

[sailor]

does anyone at all find these links amusing? seriously.

[ToiletCrusher]

It'd be hack if I said that I did, right?

[sailor]

It'd be hack if I said that I did, right?

nah, i guess someone must. it's just boring. "oh, there's another link no one will be dumb enough to click." it could be funny, spread out, so people might legitimately check it out.

[ToiletCrusher]

nah, i guess someone must. it's just boring. "oh, there's another link no one will be dumb enough to click." it could be funny, spread out, so people might legitimately check it out.

I prefer to beat it into the ground quickly and then completely give up on it come morning.

[sailor]

I prefer to beat it into the ground quickly and then completely give up on it come morning.

that could work.

again, i thought it was funny this afternoon.

[midwestjeff]

does anyone at all find these links amusing? seriously.

i thought it was funny this afternoon.

You.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'll have a better gimmick tomorrow.

[sailor]

You.

at one point. long ago.

[RhinoinMN]

I'll have a better gimmick tomorrow.


I can't wait.

[weekapaugjz]

that looks like an ideal thread for night of 1000 thread bumps II.

[Hottub]

http://skepacabra.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/douche2.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Well fuck you too!

[JerseyRich]

Chris got bottles of booze. It wasn't mentioned on air.

Jon told me (before the Christmas party, no less), that unlike past years, he collected only $300. That's probably partially because of the economy, partially because R&F somewhat distanced themselves from the site in favor of Twitter, and probably also because you were railing against anyone who even considered donating. That meant, $100 for Ron, $100 for Fez, $50 for Dave, $50 for Chris.

The Joker statue was $100. Jon sent me the link.

I know the New Mario Brothers for the Wii is $50.

Jon then purchased $100 in cigars and an ashtray for Ron. That's not at all difficult to do. He purchased $50 in booze for Chris. Also not hard to do.

That's all there is to it. Mystery solved. No one is stealing the money that was donated.

He got ripped off... (http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Toys-Dark-Knight-Scale/dp/B001EVX498/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1261593984&sr=8-2)

[~Katja~]

He got ripped off... (http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Toys-Dark-Knight-Scale/dp/B001EVX498/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1261593984&sr=8-2)
does that make him the mayor of Amazon.com too?

Social marketing was ripped off by professional internet marketing

[JerseyRich]

does that make him the mayor of Amazon.com too?

Social marketing was ripped off by professional internet marketing

I DEMAND THAT THE BOOKS BE OPENED!

FULL DISCLOSURE!

[A.J.]

I DEMAND THAT THE BOOKS BE OPENED!

FULL DISCLOSURE!

If history has taught us anything, it's that Chuck Schumer will likely call for Senate hearings.

[JerseyRich]

If history has taught us anything, it's that Chuck Schumer will likely call for Senate hearings.

He must be held accountable!

http://www.moynihanstation.org/newsite/ChuckSchumer.JPG

[Hottub]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMjHfqqmal8/SVPirNz7BOI/AAAAAAAAA0c/gH4ouRxokkU/s400/godfather2pentangeli.jpg

Mr. Tub, was there always a buffer involved?

A what?

A buffer. Someone in between you and your possible superiors who passed on to you the actual order to ban someone.

Oh yeah, a buffer. RF.net has a lot of buffers!

[topless_mike]

Oh yeah, a buffer. RF.net has a lot of buffers!

no, you misheard them.

RF.net has a lot of FLUFFERS.

[A.J.]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_KMjHfqqmal8/SVPirNz7BOI/AAAAAAAAA0c/gH4ouRxokkU/s400/godfather2pentangeli.jpg

Mr. Tub, was there always a buffer involved?

A what?

A buffer. Someone in between you and your possible superiors who passed on to you the actual order to ban someone.

Oh yeah, a buffer. RF.net has a lot of buffers!

Look the FBI guys promised me a deal. So I made up a lot of stuff about JustJon 'cause that's what they wanted -- but it was all lies -- uh -- everything. And I kept saying -- JustJon did this and JustJon did that -- uh -- so I said yea sure, why not.

[JerseyRich]

Mr. Tub, was there always a buffer involved?

A what?

A buffer. Someone in between you and your possible superiors who passed on to you the actual order to ban someone.

Oh yeah, a buffer. RF.net has a lot of buffers!

I know someone that probably uses one.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/412hR3dBKzL._SS500_.jpg

[Hottub]

Glass houses, my friend.

[JerseyRich]

Glass houses, my friend.

Oh stop...I have WAY more hair. It's not buffable yet.

[mikeyboy]

Oh stop...I have WAY more hair. It's not buffable yet.

for now.

[JerseyRich]

for now.

Don't be a thread derailer!

[mikeyboy]

How can you derail purgatory?

[topless_mike]

somebody will find a way.

[JerseyRich]

How can you derail purgatory?

$2 porn.

[mikeyboy]

where?

[JerseyRich]

where?

Made you look...

Now let's get back off topic.

You said Jon spent $100 on a Joker Bust...

Why does it only cost $28.22 on Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Toys-Dark-Knight-Scale/dp/B001EVX498/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1261596714&sr=8-2)


Holy Shit! The price went down between the first time I posted it 15 mins ago and now...

It's Now $27.99!

[BlackSpider]

Made you look...

Now let's get back off topic.

You said Jon spent $100 on a Joker Bust...

Why does it only cost $28.22 on Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Toys-Dark-Knight-Scale/dp/B001EVX498/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1261596714&sr=8-2)


Holy Shit! The price went down between the first time I posted it 15 mins ago and now...

It's Now $27.99!



Jews aren't known for being thrifty. They don't care how much they spend on something...

[mikeyboy]

Made you look...

Now let's get back off topic.

You said Jon spent $100 on a Joker Bust...

Why does it only cost $28.22 on Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Toys-Dark-Knight-Scale/dp/B001EVX498/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1261596714&sr=8-2)


Holy Shit! The price went down between the first time I posted it 15 mins ago and now...

It's Now $27.99!

I don't know.

The link he showed me wasn't Amazon.

Is it definitely the same figure?

[topless_mike]

am i the only one that noticed that a grown man has given an older grown man a bust of a cartoon character?

that should be the issue, yes? no?

[~Katja~]

I don't know.

The link he showed me wasn't Amazon.

Is it definitely the same figure?
maybe it was signed by Heath

[mikeyboy]

am i the only one that noticed that a grown man has given an older grown man a bust of a cartoon character?

that should be the issue, yes? no?

Well, given that Fez likes that kind of stuff, I'd guess that is probably a non-issue.

[JerseyRich]

I don't know.

The link he showed me wasn't Amazon.

Is it definitely the same figure?

Yep...compare the who. Its the Dark Knight Joker 1:4 Figure Bust

[BlackSpider]

am i the only one that noticed that a grown man has given an older grown man a bust of a cartoon character?

that should be the issue, yes? no?

I would agree, except in this case said older man has watched the movie it's from aprox. 700X's...

[JerseyRich]

maybe it was signed by Heath

It says "To Fez from Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh..."

[topless_mike]

maybe it was signed by Heath

if it was, it was only $100 ? thats sad, no?

Well, given that Fez likes that kind of stuff, I'd guess that is probably a non-issue.

interesting.

[Furtherman]

It says "To Fez from Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh..."

British humor. I love it!

[Furtherman]

am i the only one that noticed that a grown man has given an older grown man a bust of a cartoon character?

that should be the issue, yes? no?

Nah.

[JerseyRich]

British humour. I love it!

:wink:

[topless_mike]

It says "To Fez from Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhh..."

is it "talk like a pirate day" already?
boy, does time fly.

[JerseyRich]

is it "talk like a pirate day" already?
boy, does time fly.
Rent this... (http://www.amazon.com/Monty-Python-Holy-Grail-Special/dp/B00005O3VC/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1261598317&sr=8-3)

[topless_mike]

Made you look...

Now let's get back off topic.

You said Jon spent $100 on a Joker Bust...

Why does it only cost $28.22 on Amazon.com (http://www.amazon.com/Hot-Toys-Dark-Knight-Scale/dp/B001EVX498/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1261596714&sr=8-2)


Holy Shit! The price went down between the first time I posted it 15 mins ago and now...

It's Now $27.99!


$70 difference. Coincidenatly, isnt that a month's rent for a small storage unit ?

[JerseyRich]

$70 difference. Coincidenatly, isnt that a month's rent for a small storage unit ?

Conspiracy!

[ToiletCrusher]

It's just silly.

[JerseyRich]

It's just silly.

Agreed. (http://www.amazon.com/American-Crew-Molding-Formerly-Styling/dp/B002I7FPF8/ref=wl_it_dp_v?ie=UTF8&coliid=IAI0CTFRDP8D5&colid=3TR1UHDDQ44CY)

[ToiletCrusher]

Agreed. (http://www.amazon.com/American-Crew-Molding-Formerly-Styling/dp/B002I7FPF8/ref=wl_it_dp_v?ie=UTF8&coliid=IAI0CTFRDP8D5&colid=3TR1UHDDQ44CY)

How the fuck else am I supposed to get on Guido Beach?

[ToiletCrusher]

I like it when mikeyboy uses potty words.

[JerseyRich]

I like it when mikeyboy uses potty words.

He learned them all by watching $2 porn.

[Hottub]

Actually, it's Aces High.

[mikeyboy]

He learned them all by watching $2 porn.

Jokes on you. According to JC, they don't have any sound.

[JerseyRich]

Jokes on you. According to JC, they don't have any sound.

You seemed to be able to lip read when last we met...

[ToiletCrusher]

Lip reading or rim jobbing?

[GregoryJoseph]

[QUOTE=mikeyboy;2636901]I don't know.

The link he showed me wasn't Amazon.

Is it definitely the same figure?

Good thing you trust him completely and believe everything he tells you.

[JerseyRich]

Good thing you trust him completely and believe everything he tells you.

How could you not trust the Ladies Man?

[ToiletCrusher]

How could you not trust the Ladies Man?

Who did what now?

[JerseyRich]

Who did what now?

Our trusted Admin. The Ladies Man.

[RhinoinMN]

How could you not trust the Ladies Man?


He's drunk on courvoisier

[ToiletCrusher]

As admin, I'd never claim to be a ladies man.

Wait. What?

[GregoryJoseph]

I wish there was some way we could know that the money people gave directly to mikeyboy actually did go to Toys For Tots...

[Hottub]

I wish there was some way we could know that the money people gave directly to mikeyboy actually did go to Toys For Tots...

Just ask him.

[RhinoinMN]

I wish there was some way we could know that the money people gave directly to mikeyboy actually did go to Toys For Tots...

Now that you mention it, you should have seen the jacket and shoes that a certain long haired individual was wearing at the holiday party. hmmmm

[GregoryJoseph]

Now that you mention it, you should have seen the jacket and shoes that a certain long haired individual was wearing at the holiday party. hmmmm

It's sad that it's come to this.

[ToiletCrusher]

It's sad that it's come to this.

Not to mention the bottle of grey goose he bought.

[mikeyboy]

I wish there was some way we could know that the money people gave directly to mikeyboy actually did go to Toys For Tots...

You're dead to me.

[TooLowBrow]

You're dead to me.

it struck me today that what if jon somehow 'profited' from the party?

[RhinoinMN]

Not to mention the bottle of grey goose he bought.

Maybe we should shut the fuck up considering he bought us beers that Friday night.

[ToiletCrusher]

Maybe we should shut the fuck up considering he bought us beers that Friday night.

Did he?

I though you did.

[RhinoinMN]

Did he?

I though you did.

Shut the fuck up.

[ToiletCrusher]

Shut the fuck up.

You want an ass slapping?

[RhinoinMN]

You want an ass slapping?

Do you really have to ask?


OF COURSE!!

[ToiletCrusher]

Do you really have to ask?


OF COURSE!!

Done and done.

And I mean done!

[~Katja~]

Did he?

I though you did.
drunky

[Contra]

drunky

That'd be me

[razorboy]

That'd be me

That's sober talk.

[ToiletCrusher]

I told some dudes to shut up at a restaurant as I was leaving because they were loud as hell.

One guy ran up to me and tried to punch me, I grabbed his shirt and threw him to the ground.

In case it got bad, I had backup.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

I told some dudes to shut up at a restaurant as I was leaving because they were loud as hell.

One guy ran up to me and tried to punch me, I grabbed his shirt and threw him to the ground.

In case it got bad, I had backup.

Backup of the 9mm kind?

[Seinfez]

well he was definately flaming

[Tenbatsuzen]

Keep talking. You amuse me. Very, very much.

[KatPw]

God damn it so much!

[razorboy]

God damn it so much!

That isn't very Christmasy.

[KatPw]

That isn't very Christmasy.

I'm a heathen.

[lleeder]

sup

[razorboy]

I'm a heathen.

Santa loves you anyway.

[KatPw]

Santa loves you anyway.

That's true. Santa loves everyone.

[RhinoinMN]

This board needs more dan laroe.

[RhinoinMN]

That's true. Santa loves everyone.

Not jews! Santa has not forgotten the whole Jesus thing.

[sailor]

it's like wkj and white font all over again.

[RoseBlood]

If you really want one that bad, I could post your PM.

[hammersavage]

you're an unnecessary step

[strawberrypop]

Who begged for an answer? hmmmmm?

[sailor]

Who begged for an answer? hmmmmm?

David Mills

[hammersavage]

smoked his cock, maybe

[Hottub]

How about my crinckly bag?

[hammersavage]

how bout it?

[Marc with a c]

smoked his cock, maybe

not. but one time in third grade i made a diving catch for a touchdown at lunchtime football and he gave me a kiss on the cheek.

[underdog]

I hope it's at least a flying V.

Boo.

[JerseyRich]

I hope it's at least a flying V.

Boo.

Im glad you Boo'd yourself on that one.

[underdog]

Im glad you Boo'd yourself on that one.

That's why it's in Post Purgatory.

[midwestjeff]

How am I supposed to jerk it to something so pixelated?

[disneyspy]

How am I supposed to jerk it to something so pixelated?

try wearing 3D glasses

[EliSnow]

I rest my case.

[Tenbatsuzen]

is it just me or has this place been nicer recently?

[disneyspy]

is it just me or has this place been nicer recently?

its not just you

[Hottub]

So nice of you to say, Matthew. And how are you this snowy morning?

[disneyspy]

when i think nicer,i dont think people are more civil,i think its nicer because we no longer have people that act retarded by posting stupid ass things complaining about people on the internet and then turn around and say "people take the internet too seriously",never realizing how hypocritical and retarded thier posts are

[Tenbatsuzen]

So nice of you to say, Matthew. And how are you this snowy morning?

I'm doing quite smashing, Tubulus. Thank you for asking, old sport!

[Chigworthy]

Can Post Purgatory III be named "The Plural of Anecdote"?

[mikeyboy]

Can Post Purgatory III be named "The Plural of Anecdote"?

:laugh:

[sailor]

I don't want to get all gvac, but I clearly have a different sense of what's an attractive woman than some folk here.

[jauble]

There (http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/01/01/afghanistan.us.casualties/index.html) will be some dead people. I don't think we will read about them.

[A.J.]

There (http://www.cnn.com/2010/WORLD/asiapcf/01/01/afghanistan.us.casualties/index.html) will be some dead people. I don't think we will read about them.

Former CIA official Robert Richer called it "the greatest loss of life for the Central Intelligence Agency since the Beirut Embassy bombing" in 1983, which killed eight agents.

Wow. I would imagine so.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Yeah, but he also made an ass out of himself on Hannity when O&A came back, had the worst Saturday Night Virus show on record, is extremely polarizing, and in the end, did he really do that much to save the show?

[RoseBlood]

You wouldn't have had these server problems if JustJon were in charge.. just sayin' :tongue::devil2::wink:

[lleeder]

Actually he said " chiggity check yourself before you wreck yourself"

[paulisded]

Yeah, but he also made an ass out of himself on Hannity when O&A came back, had the worst Saturday Night Virus show on record, is extremely polarizing, and in the end, did he really do that much to save the show?

I'm obviously reading this out of context, but who are you talking about here?

[disneyspy]

I'm obviously reading this out of context, but who are you talking about here?

lleeder

[Tenbatsuzen]

You wouldn't have had these server problems if JustJon were in charge.. just sayin' :tongue::devil2::wink:

took the words right outta my mouth

[Freitag]

You know, a meaner version of myself may have put up a poll of potential baby names for Chris' kid. I'm not as mean as I was before.

[hammersavage]

he and I certainly haven't said it.

[hammersavage]

this is funny cuz no one will understand why im posting it. except for a few

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[grlNIN]

Is it because you saw the trailer for "Last Song: and are giddily awaiting opening day so you can sit in the back of the theater and masturbate to Greg Kinnear?

[JerseyRich]

Is it because you saw the trailer for "Last Song: and are giddily awaiting opening day so you can sit in the back of the theater and masturbate to Greg Kinnear?

From experience, I can tell you that he sits in the front row.

[grlNIN]

That is indecent.