Post Purgatory II: The Purgatory Strikes Back

[Marc with a c]

bitch parties in a bread truck.

[mikeyboy]

bitch parties in a bread truck.

No one's going to get that. I laughed though.

[Marc with a c]

No one's going to get that.

ninety percent of my posts fall into that category.

[underdog]

Is snoogans arguing with himself?

[weekapaugjz]

that's the best spam i've ever seen.

[midwestjeff]

A guy can only hear "Honestly, I can really tell you've been losing weight." so many times before he snaps.

[weekapaugjz]

they are just being nice, you still look fat. why are you out of breath?

[mikeyboy]

they are just being nice, you still look fat. why are you out of breath?

:laugh:

[weekapaugjz]

what's next, a shitty thread about something in finland?

[sailor]

they signed the road warriors?

[underdog]

what's next, a shitty thread about something in finland?

No. Three shitty threads about something in finland.

[weekapaugjz]

No. Three shitty threads about something in finland.

fuck.

[Marc with a c]

this might be one of my worst ones ever.

"at least domino's deliver."

[lleeder]

yeah but chris gives you the douche chills in 30 minutes or less

[razorboy]

yeah but chris gives you the douche chills in 30 minutes or less

Minutes or seconds?

[underdog]

Portuguese are good judges of physical fitness

:lol:

[Mitch&Murray]

Wnen do they lock that MPW thread?

[Marc with a c]

Wnen do they lock that MPW thread?

not soon enough.

[Mitch&Murray]

not soon enough.

Amen

[hammersavage]

Wnen do they lock that MPW thread?

midnight. the end of an era

[Marc with a c]

midnight. the end of an era

more like end of an error.

(i wish there was a post purgatory for post purgatory)

[disneyspy]

sr71s cant change lightbulbs

[epo]

more like end of an error.

(i wish there was a post purgatory for post purgatory)

Good one, fatty.

[TheMojoPin]

Midnight is going to be wonderful.

[weekapaugjz]

Midnight is going to be wonderful.

preach on!

[Marc with a c]

Midnight is going to be wonderful.

oh yeah i forgot. those fucks are going to be set free.

[disneyspy]

the two things ive looked forward to today is jersey shore and midnight

[weekapaugjz]

the two things ive looked forward to today is jersey shore and midnight

was #3 your boyfriend's cock?

[TheMojoPin]

Everyone is going to get an extra present at the magic hour.

[Marc with a c]

was #3 your boyfriend's cock?

he couldn't get a guy.

[disneyspy]

he couldn't get a guy.

why dont you ask your...fez

[weekapaugjz]

Everyone is going to get an extra present at the magic hour.

oooohooohohhoooooo!

[weekapaugjz]

LOCK THAT SHIT!!!

[BlackSpider]

Yay. I got in a midnight post...

[epo]

Finally, I can move on with my life.

[TheMojoPin]

It is done.

Both of them.

FINALLY.

[BlackSpider]

Haha Shelter lockdown...

[weekapaugjz]

Finally, I can move on with my life.

now you can focus on the really important things. like your fantasy congressional team.

[Marc with a c]

It is done.

Both of them.

FINALLY.

xoxo

[disneyspy]

its a christmas miracle

[underdog]

Long live mojopin.

[TheMojoPin]

now you can focus on the really important things. like your fantasy congressional team.

And his Lieberman shrine.

And watching Prince Fielder's money pay for Randy Wolf.

[razorboy]

This is the greatest day ever.


Now who starts the next awful endless thread?

[BlackSpider]

This is the greatest day ever.


Now who starts the next awful endless thread?

I believe Mojo started this thread...

[epo]

And his Lieberman shrine.And watching Prince Fielder's money pay for Randy Wolf.

I hope you spend your future crying about the weather with Gvac.

[razorboy]

I believe Mojo started this thread...

Let's make it a trilogy of thread mercy killings.

[TheMojoPin]

Let's make it a trilogy of thread mercy killings.

I hate Purgatory but it does, unfortunately, serve a purpose.

[TheMojoPin]

I hope you spend your future crying about the weather with Gvac.

You planning on coming to any games at Wrigley next season?

I'll meet you at the trough if you do.

[Mitch&Murray]

Mojo aint all bad

[weekapaugjz]

Mojo aint all bad

bread and circuses.

[Furtherman]

It is done.

Both of them.

FINALLY.

*angelic music*

[topless_mike]

im gonna go jerk off in celebration that the shelter has been burned to the ground.

[Aggie]

get out of here, you. didn't you just bad mouth purgatory earlier today?

[JerseyRich]

get out of here, you. didn't you just bad mouth purgatory earlier today?

Your new sig is so Episode 1-3...

[Aggie]

Your new sig is so Episode 1-3...

so make me one, loser.

[JohnCharles]

Is it ok if I go to mikeyboy's house now?

[hammersavage]

Is it ok if I go to mikeyboy's house now?

yes

[JohnCharles]

yes

I should take flowers, right?

[hammersavage]

I should take flowers, right?

save one for me and we can play 'he loves me' tomorrow night.

[RhinoinMN]

save one for me and we can play 'he loves me' tomorrow night.

We can just do that with your moustache hairs.

[hammersavage]

We can just do that with your moustache hairs.

I'm clean. We're using Marc. In ever way imaginable.

[Marc with a c]

We can just do that with your moustache hairs.

are you talking to me?

[Marc with a c]

I'm clean. We're using Marc. In ever way imaginable.

my mustache is like a rainbow.

[RhinoinMN]

my mustache is like a rainbow.

This is going to be great.

[JohnCharles]

my mustache is like a rainbow.

Of course it is.

Wave your flag already.

[Farmer Dave]

Of course it is.

Wave your flag already.

Wave what? Isn't that the worst thing you can call someone?

[razorboy]

Don't be afraid to let your moustache shine.

[sailor]

Don't be afraid to let your moustache shine.

semen?

[GregoryJoseph]

And so it begins...

[hammersavage]

spell my name wrong again and see what happens. gonna get got

[Marc with a c]

oh pussycat i'm just joshing you.

[RhinoinMN]

oh pussycat i'm just joshing you.

Better than justjonning someone.

[Marc with a c]

yean i was right, we really need a post purgatory post purgatory.

[Farmer Dave]

Better than justjonning someone.

I wouldn't justjohn someone with your hammersavage.

[GregoryJoseph]

This place really is bizarro world.

Joeybadass and Rorschach nailed it.

[RhinoinMN]

This place really is bizarro world.

Joeybadass and Rorschach nailed it.

couple of a smart people with a great outlook on life.

[JohnCharles]

Better than justjonning someone.

Why don't you make a....

Oh.

nevermind.

[jauble]

http://i50.tinypic.com/5mz6zo.jpg

Old Paul McCartney impersonator, lesbian, or PA sex offender?

[jauble]

So I just learned I could take a staple pretty well. I was reading 'Guns. Germs, and Steel' and I could not stop thinking if it would hurt to get stapled (I bought a staple gun yesterday). So I get to the point where I have to try it. I am dumb, but staples don't hurt that much.

[epo]

infosunglas was the best

[PapaBear]

infosunglas was the best
Damn! I missed it. Did he/she have any info on sunglas? I'm very interested in sunglas, and I can't find info on them ANYWHERE!:wallbash:

[jennysmurf]

Excuse me fellas, does anyone know where I can find info on sunglas?

[PapaBear]

Excuse me fellas, does anyone know where I can find info on sunglas?
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[jennysmurf]

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Hmmmm....I appreciate your effort, I guess. It was pretty pathetic--the video I mean, not your effort.:innocent:

[Hottub]

Seeya, Alice!

[epo]

Alice was the best. A real gem that one.

[JohnCharles]

if I had buttons, that shit would have been killed way earlier.

[sailor]

Anal

[spoon]

if I had buttons, that shit would have been killed way earlier.

As if we don't have too many button pushers already...and buttons.

[Farmer Dave]

RonFez.Net Lounge Hang with our members, check out upcoming events, and seek answers to site questions!

Just don't converse w/ said members or ask too many ?'s

[Marc with a c]

how much for 'never'?

[RhinoinMN]

how much for 'never'?

Go eat a cyanide twinkie.

[weekapaugjz]

i've used up my quota of demolition man references for the night.

[Marc with a c]

i think for the year.

[Marc with a c]

is tyrone portugese for craig?

[hammersavage]

I'm guessing pots and pans are the two Thai lads living in your basement.

[sailor]

so now people aren't allowed to have hobbies?

[underdog]

so now people aren't allowed to have hobbies?

I don't have any.

[mikeyboy]

I don't have any.

But you're dull.

[JerseyRich]

so now people aren't allowed to have hobbies?

Past the age of 12 all of his hobbies become creepy.

[sailor]

Past the age of 12 all of his hobbies become creepy.

we're talkin' about mikey's $2 porn collection, right?

[JerseyRich]

we're talkin' about mikey's $2 porn collection, right?

Yea...did you think I was talkin bout something else?

[Hottub]

Psycho sluts and Mexican porn addicts.

[RhinoinMN]

Psycho sluts and Mexican porn addicts.

Don't forget Soul Sisstaz!

[underdog]

But you're dull.

You're puerto rican.

[Misteriosa]

You're puerto rican.

and there is nothing wrong with that :nono:

[mikeyboy]

we're talkin' about mikey's $2 porn collection, right?

No $2 porn stays in my possession for more than a few hours. Nor is it opened before it is dispatched to its new home.

[underdog]

and there is nothing wrong with that :nono:

I was just reminding him.

[Marc with a c]

I was just reminding him.

way to back off that one. smart.

[JerseyRich]

You're puerto rican.

and there is nothing wrong with that :nono:

It just means he carries a knife and can probably dance well.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hobbies are fine (even if Legos are suggested to kids ages 5-10)

[underdog]

way to back off that one. smart.

Well, he was being obvious, so I decided to try.

[mikeyboy]

Past the age of 12 all of his hobbies become creepy.

What about photography?

[underdog]

hobbies are fine (even if Legos are suggested to kids ages 5-10)

I don't think eating is a hobby.

[underdog]

I don't think eating is a hobby.

Neither is throwing stones into glass houses.

[JerseyRich]

What about photography?

Photographing legos is creepy.

[~Katja~]

Past the age of 12 all of his hobbies become creepy.
while I got a nice chuckle out of the lego collection and various other things he is up to, it has nothing to do with him as an owner of the site, so its a bit inappropriate to keep bringing up. For all I care he could sleep with sex dolls every night, as long as he is a good admin and cares about the site and it running smoothly... so personally I think he should just be a silent owner and hand the main business to a partner who cares.

[Marc with a c]

Neither is throwing stones into glass houses.

always good for a chuckle.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I should have used "a stitch in time saves nine"

[mikeyboy]

always good for a chuckle.

ALWAYS!

[topless_mike]

penis.

[Hottub]

Oh, hello Mr. Mike.
You come back to store all the time.
You like to jerkey with 2 dollar DVD?

[topless_mike]

im starvin for a fat cat.

[underdog]

Did anyone go to the party at FH Riley's?

[sailor]

No $2 porn stays in my possession for more than a few hours. Nor is it opened before it is dispatched to its new home.

Mikey has a personal shrink-wrap machine in his house. You're all getting used porn.

[Hottub]

I think she might be Asian.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Mikey has a personal shrink-wrap machine in his house. You're all getting used porn.

What's odd is that he had it before the two dollar porn.

You think that sick bastard is stockpiling his own cum?:blink: I think so.

[PapaBear]

Miss s.a.s.a.

[hammersavage]

although, that's exactly what i said when i saw a pic of you and Emily.

[Marc with a c]

childs play.

[Mitch&Murray]

Major props go to joeybadass who "joined" ronfez.net months before the phenomenon that is Jersey Shore.

[JohnCharles]

Like anyone even knows.

[red_red_red]

Mikey has a personal shrink-wrap machine in his house. You're all getting used porn.
save a tree, recycle porn

[~Katja~]

save a tree, recycle porn
I'll recycle my showerhead for ya for x-mas :)

[Contra]

I'll recycle my showerhead for ya for x-mas :)

Your most prized possesion? I hope you get a replacment.

[Misteriosa]

there was a birth parent who threatened to shoot up the agency today. with this (http://wcbstv.com/local/bronx.fatal.shooting.2.1355132.html) happening recently, i dont see his threat as far-fetched...

thank god im going on vaca tomorrow...

[red_red_red]

I'll recycle my showerhead for ya for x-mas :)
ppl are so giving 'round these parts, $2 porn now be $4 porn after i get my greedy hands on that shower head

[~Katja~]

there was a birth parent who threatened to shoot up the agency today. with this (http://wcbstv.com/local/bronx.fatal.shooting.2.1355132.html) happening recently, i dont see his threat as far-fetched...

thank god im going on vaca tomorrow...
that is terrible! People in these jobs don't make nearly enough money for what they live each day and the threats they receive.

[Contra]

there was a birth parent who threatened to shoot up the agency today. with this (http://wcbstv.com/local/bronx.fatal.shooting.2.1355132.html) happening recently, i dont see his threat as far-fetched...

thank god im going on vaca tomorrow...

Oh my goodness, enjoy the vaca!

[JohnCharles]

<-------- Will trade dog kibble for recycled porn.

[Contra]

Goonies alum on greys anatomy tonight. I swear its just what's on at the bar.

[~Katja~]

Goonies alum on greys anatomy tonight. I swear its just what's on at the bar.
do you ever go home?

[Contra]

do you ever go home?

I try not to

[hammersavage]

same for sex toys

[RoseBlood]

same for sex toys

:laugh::laugh::laugh: (if this is in reference to what i think it is)

[hammersavage]

it is

[Farmer Dave]

Was that record speed?

[razorboy]

I think I won.

[Farmer Dave]

I think I won.

I think we all have lost.

Could I have a :banning:

[Farmer Dave]

Wasn't there a time when mod quotes were actual quotes of things you had posted? Even edited things you had posted? Not that I'm bitching. I was tired of the old ones.:thumbup:

I miss the good old days when Fez liked the site.

[AF Mike]

Wasn't there a time when mod quotes were actual quotes of things you had posted? Even edited things you had posted? Not that I'm bitching. I was tired of the old ones.:thumbup:

I miss the good old days when Fez liked the site.

Maybe someone could get yours changed to: He's a real nice girl

[Farmer Dave]

Maybe someone could get yours changed to: He's a real nice girl

No no silly, it just got changed. That's not a bad one though.

[RhinoinMN]

Maybe someone could get yours changed to: He's a real nice girl

pussy lips would be better.

[Farmer Dave]

pussy lips would be better.

don't you try to be buttering me up.

Hey, that's not bad either.

[lleeder]

Thats what I call a "tit & run". I'm booing myself.:thumbdown:

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2632379&postcount=3145

Kill it!

[ToiletCrusher]

just stop it already

[spankyfrank]

just stop it already

You stop it

[underdog]

Fuck you, fucksticks.

That was actually a pretty civilized discussion that got deleted.

[underdog]

Just so I'm aware, are we not allowed to discuss the party anymore or else the thread gets deleted?

Or can we just not speak negatively about Lord Lego?

[RhinoinMN]

Fuck you, fucksticks.

That was actually a pretty civilized discussion that got deleted.

No shit.

STOP BEING PUSSIES!

[spankyfrank]

Personal attacks do not make for good civilization.

[underdog]

Personal attacks do not make for good civilization.

Were there personal attacks? I guess spoon, matty and greg attacking each other has just turned into white noise to me.

[spankyfrank]

Were there personal attacks? I guess spoon, matty and greg attacking each other has just turned into white noise to me.

Yea there was.

[underdog]

Yea there was.

Eh, I thought the discussion was still a good one.

[GregoryJoseph]

It was, but Tenfags had to go personal.

He tried a quick edit, but it was still out there.

When I start wishing a deformity on his unborn child maybe then he'll stop being a coward and realize what a scumbag move it is to bring up people's personal lives when you're debating on the internet.

[RhinoinMN]

Personal attacks do not make for good civilization.

DON'T BE A FAGGOT, YO!

[KatPw]

It was, but Tenfags had to go personal.

He tried a quick edit, but it was still out there.

When I start wishing a deformity on his unborn child maybe then he'll stop being a coward and realize what a scumbag move it is to bring up people's personal lives when you're debating on the internet.

The fact that you even bring that up as a "what if" is disgusting. Seriously.

[epo]

Hey....I didn't finish reading that clusterfuck!

[spoon]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2632379&postcount=3145

Kill it!

Why, are you insane?

Was it heated, sure, but interesting as hell to try finding out how Matty thinks.

[~Katja~]

I still have it open, I can copy the transcript for ya

[spankyfrank]

DON'T BE A FAGGOT, YO!

Stop Deleting thread and come down to Mawah Yo!!!

[~Katja~]

Why, are you insane?

Was it heated, sure, but interesting as hell to try finding out how Matty thinks.
that was a spam post, silly

[RhinoinMN]

I still have it open, I can copy the transcript for ya

please do.

[GregoryJoseph]

The fact that you even bring that up as a "what if" is disgusting. Seriously.

No more disgusting than the personal shit he brings up about me every time we debate.

Or no more disgusting than him threatening to take my eyes out over a year ago.

Funny...he hasn't shown his face since.

He's an internet tough guy and a fraud and a coward.

[KatPw]

No more disgusting than the personal shit he brings up about me every time we debate.

Or no more disgusting than him threatening to take my eyes out over a year ago.

Funny...he hasn't shown his face since.

He's an internet tough guy and a fraud and a coward.

So I guess being the bigger person is above you. You have lost much of my respect for that remark.

[RhinoinMN]

Why, are you insane?

Was it heated, sure, but interesting as hell to try finding out how Matty thinks.

What Katja said. There was a spammer in there. I liked the thread.

[spoon]

Eh, I thought the discussion was still a good one.

SO did I, and we were on the same side!! That should be good for something....lest be keeping a thread open!

[GregoryJoseph]

So I guess being the bigger person is above you. You have lost much of my respect for that remark.

I've been the bigger person for years and he persists in being a scumbag.

He won't meet me face to face, so what else can I do?

[underdog]

It was, but Tenfags had to go personal.

He tried a quick edit, but it was still out there.

When I start wishing a deformity on his unborn child maybe then he'll stop being a coward and realize what a scumbag move it is to bring up people's personal lives when you're debating on the internet.

I missed the personal part.

[spoon]

Hey....I didn't finish reading that clusterfuck!

Not sure if I missed him going after me while I was typing this out, but....

And Greg, what don't I know?

On the What Show last night, Jon had a minimum headcount that he had to meet. He didn't make it, so he was out 1000 dollars.

Spoon has been consistently riding Jon since the party, not in "good natured ball busting" but definite personal attacks.

You've been a dick as well about the party. I'm not saying you didn't have the right idea, but you have been a dick about it.

Well ur obviously a dumb fuck for falling in line with Jon's bs "claim". Even if it was true, how many people did you promise, ON A CONTRACT!? Come on, u refuse that charge even if they try bc they didn't hold up their end, supposedly. And they're not attacks if they're absolutely true and he won't even address it himself. You act as if this just started with the party. His ass has been on the ledge for years now for many of us, this is just the most PUBLIC showing of his incompetence. He clearly doesn't give two shits about it here, and if he didn't get the numbers as a last second setup/promotion and signed an AWFULLY stupid contract, GOOD FOR HIM. Couldn't happen to a bigger fraud unless it was yourself.

[KatPw]

I've been the bigger person for years and he persists in being a scumbag.

He won't meet me face to face, so what else can I do?

Ignore him. Why give someone the satisfaction of your acknowledgement if you feel they are undeserving of it in some way?

[underdog]

SO did I, and we were on the same side!! That should be good for something....lest be keeping a thread open!

That's probably why they deleted it. You and I on the same side twice in one day is no good for anyone.

[RhinoinMN]

That's probably why they deleted it. You and I on the same side twice in one day is no good for anyone.

Ebony and Ivory scares people.

[GregoryJoseph]

Ignore him. Why give someone the satisfaction of your acknowledgement if you feel they are undeserving of it in some way?

I've ignored him for years.

The fact that he brings up things from my personal life and puts them on the internet is what I can't let idly slide by.

[TooLowBrow]

Ebony and Ivory scares people.

but people loves oreos

:blink:

[Jughead]

I want to hear whipping post...that bass part when I was young was so cool to play especially the run up...I really thought I was good:tongue:

[Doogie]

While we are at it...can we please stop trying to cover up this debacle with the whole promise of "Wait till February, a great event is coming."

That is brushing over the point many are trying to make about this party and how they would simply like to hear from Jon. Even if he came on here to tell everyone to "...eat shit, suck his dick and drop dead mother fuckers." That is the main point these guys have been bringing up and they dont need to hear that thing of "...wait till February." This is one week after the debacle and they would like to hear from the "leader" of this board. To say thanks to those that did take part in the event, or to say whatever else. But there has been nothing.

A WHOLE WEEK HAS GONE BY, AND NOTHING.

Actually that is not true, there has been nothing here. Yet Twitter is good enough to get a message.

So stop drinking the fucking Kool Aid and trying to gloss it over with promises of February already...

[RoseBlood]

Personal attacks is nothing new here, funny we just notice it more when coming from an adversary.

[underdog]

I can't wait for February.

[underdog]

Personal attacks is nothing new here, funny we just notice it more when coming from an adversary.

Fuck you, fuckstick.

[TooLowBrow]

I can't wait for February.

why? is february a whore like friday is?

[Doogie]

I can't wait for February.

Ha ha ha...dick. That made me laugh.

[razorboy]

Fuck you, fuckstick.

Maybe if you weren't so fat and catty, fatcat.

[spankyfrank]

Ha ha ha...dick. That made me hard.

We know....we know

[underdog]

Ha ha ha...dick. That made me laugh.

It's going to be awesome. You're going to forget all about Christmas.

[Doogie]

We know....we know

:::Frank Costanza voice::: "What the hell...does that mean??"

[underdog]

Maybe if you weren't so fat and catty, fatcat.

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs002.snc3/10951_189774090847_568780847_3495922_595339_n.jpg

[DolaMight]

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs002.snc3/10951_189774090847_568780847_3495922_595339_n.jpg

I was petting my pet when something unusual happened. My pet manned it's man in return.

[ToiletCrusher]

I just spent an hour and a half on the phone with UPS about an account that I never knew existed in my name for an invoice of some shipment from China to Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

It was the possibly the worst hour and a half of 2009.

Long story short, it isn't fraud.

[RhinoinMN]

I just spent an hour and a half on the phone with UPS about an account that I never knew existed in my name for an invoice of some shipment from China to Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

It was the possibly the worst hour and a half of 2009.

Long story short, it isn't fraud.

Perhaps rape.

[ToiletCrusher]

Perhaps rape.

I blame Farmer Dave.

He's from Iowa.

[mikeyboy]

I just spent an hour and a half on the phone with UPS about an account that I never knew existed in my name for an invoice of some shipment from China to Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

It was the possibly the worst hour and a half of 2009.

Long story short, it isn't fraud.

Have you learned your lesson?

Don't ship drunk.

[GregoryJoseph]

I blame Farmer Dave.

He's from Iowa.

The most evil of all states.

[ToiletCrusher]

Have you learned your lesson?

Don't ship drunk.

Also, don't woot-off while drinking.

Luckily, I haven't indulged in drinking recently and there hasn't been a woot-off.

[ToiletCrusher]

The most evil of all states.

The bluffs are the only thing that save that state from destruction.

[JerseyRich]

It was the possibly the worst 30 seconds of 2009.




A know a broad that could tell you otherwise.

[RhinoinMN]

The most evil of all states.

The area that I took John to is alright.

[GregoryJoseph]

A know a broad that could tell you otherwise.

HA!

[ToiletCrusher]

The area that I took John to is alright.

The back of your car on a country road where you attempted to rape me isn't exactly the most scenic of places.

[JerseyRich]

The back of your car on a country road where you attempted to rape me isn't exactly the most scenic of places.

How was his happy trail?

[red_red_red]

i get a nice package from Misti in the mail today...postage due, turns out no one in the greater NYC area knows how to utilize the post office
merry xmas you tards

[Hottub]

Drinking and ebaying can sometimes yield positive results.

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/7696/cad3nd4.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

A know a broad that could tell you otherwise.

Now Rich, how would you like it if I made jokes about you like that?

Doesn't feel nice, does it?

Go sit in the corner and think about what you did.

[Hottub]

i get a nice package from Misti in the mail today...postage due, turns out no one in the greater NYC area knows how to utilize the post office
merry xmas you tards


Why must you prejudge.:nono:

[ToiletCrusher]

How was his happy trail?

Trail?

It was a forest starting from his neck, straight down rounding the taint and extending up his back to his neck again.

[red_red_red]

Why must you prejudge.:nono:
are you admonishing me cuz i know how to mail things? you are a crazy person

[Hottub]

are you admonishing me cuz i know how to mail things? you are a crazy person

No. Just because Misti f'ed up, doesn't mean we all lack the ability to send a package.

And for the record, your mailing skills are second to none.:thumbup:

[red_red_red]

there is a happy ending to this postal nightmare that has become .net...i live in a small town so the mail lady left a postage due envelope in the mailbox, i got my goods anyhoo :D

[red_red_red]

No. Just because Misti f'ed up, doesn't mean we all lack the ability to send a package.

And for the record, your mailing skills are second to none.:thumbup:
i was just busting some chops cuz it's been a minute since i've done that, i had to cough up a whole 66 cents:laugh::laugh::laugh:
it's in the envelope awaiting the mail lady's return

[GregoryJoseph]

i get a nice package from Misti in the mail today...postage due


You know how THOSE people are...

[red_red_red]

You know how THOSE people are...
i'm surprised a criminal didn't jump out from the package and cut me

[GregoryJoseph]

i'm surprised a criminal didn't jump out from the package and cut me

Ha!

They're born with knives!

[ToiletCrusher]

No. Just because Misti f'ed up, doesn't mean we all lack the ability to send a package.

And for the record, your mailing skills are second to none.:thumbup:

I think you are confusing "send" with "stroke".

Creep.

[mikeyboy]

i get a nice package from Misti in the mail today...postage due, turns out no one in the greater NYC area knows how to utilize the post office
merry xmas you tards


HEY! I learned my lesson.

[Hottub]

Intercourse rules.
I hope one day you get to learn that.

[ToiletCrusher]

HEY! I learned my lesson.

And then sent out even smaller pins.

The super glue made up for it though.

[red_red_red]

HEY! I learned my lesson.
you did redeem yourself, unless your fancy assistant took over the mailing duties
:bye:

[Hottub]

And then sent out even smaller pins.

The super glue made up for it though.

http://harryramble.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/charliebrownrock.jpg


:glurps:

[ToiletCrusher]

speaking of which...

I need to send out some crap.

[Hottub]

speaking of which...

I need to send out some crap.

I think JC may have my address.:wink:

[red_red_red]

speaking of which...

I need to send out some crap.
great, i'll make sure i have enough cash for a COD shipment

[GregoryJoseph]

great, i'll make sure i have enough cash for a COD shipment

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[ToiletCrusher]

great, i'll make sure i have enough cash for a COD shipment

I ain't no slick talking city folk.

I can handle me some post office.

[red_red_red]

I ain't no slick talking city folk.

I can handle me some post office.
i forgot who i was talking to for a min :laugh: fucking screen names

[Farmer Dave]

I just spent an hour and a half on the phone with UPS about an account that I never knew existed in my name for an invoice of some shipment from China to Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

It was the possibly the worst hour and a half of 2009.

Long story short, it isn't fraud.

I blame Farmer Dave.

He's from Iowa.
I do have some pretty shady relatives there so I won't reject all blame.
The most evil of all states.

The bluffs are the only thing that save that state from destruction.

We're the fucking Afganistan of the USA. Just try some shit. You'll be rejected.

[A.J.]

Intercourse rules.
I hope one day you get to learn that.

Never been there myself.

http://bignewsreport.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/727px-intercourse_pennsylvania_welcome_sign_2000px.jpg

[GregoryJoseph]

Looks like the contributions went toward recouping his losses from the party and not just the presents.

[ToiletCrusher]

Now Greg!

Let's not be rash.

You're just being a bit dramatic.

If there was reason to be suspicious, I would understand.

The fact is that, the hosts and staff of the show all received very nice gifts.

[BlackSpider]

Looks like the contributions went toward recouping his losses from the party and not just the presents.

I'm a few days behind on the show.
Did they not get presents...?
Sounds like I got taken again.
Can you P.M. me future warnings so I receive them before I shell out any cash...?
Your predictions in these matters are amazingly accurate...

[mikeyboy]

Looks like the contributions went toward recouping his losses from the party and not just the presents.

Not true. You don't have anything to base that on.

[ToiletCrusher]

Not true. You don't have anything to base that on.

I've got this, mikeyboy.

Please step away.

[GregoryJoseph]

Look at lawyer boy objecting!

Methinks thou doth protest too much...

[sailor]

or just enough?

[ToiletCrusher]

Mr. Joseph,

Can I call you that?

Anywho, this is not a place where we can go to just "make a stink" about things we don't like.

Fall in line.

[mikeyboy]

Look at lawyer boy objecting!

Methinks thou doth protest too much...

You're kidding. You're accusing someone of stealing with absolutely no way to back it up. I'm not lawyering. I'm calling out bullshit.

[GregoryJoseph]

I'm a few days behind on the show.
Did they not get presents...?
Sounds like I got taken again.
Can you P.M. me future warnings so I receive them before I shell out any cash...?
Your predictions in these matters are amazingly accurate...

Fez got a toy Joker from the Batman movie.

Ron got some cigars and an ashtray.

Dave got a video game.

I don't even know if he got anything for Chris/Pepper.

[sailor]

the nursing stopped years ago...

[mikeyboy]

Fez got a toy Joker from the Batman movie.

Ron got some cigars and an ashtray.

Dave got a video game.

I don't even know if he got anything for Chris/Pepper.

Chris got bottles of booze. It wasn't mentioned on air.

Jon told me (before the Christmas party, no less), that unlike past years, he collected only $300. That's probably partially because of the economy, partially because R&F somewhat distanced themselves from the site in favor of Twitter, and probably also because you were railing against anyone who even considered donating. That meant, $100 for Ron, $100 for Fez, $50 for Dave, $50 for Chris.

The Joker statue was $100. Jon sent me the link.

I know the New Mario Brothers for the Wii is $50.

Jon then purchased $100 in cigars and an ashtray for Ron. That's not at all difficult to do. He purchased $50 in booze for Chris. Also not hard to do.

That's all there is to it. Mystery solved. No one is stealing the money that was donated.

[GregoryJoseph]

Jon told me (before the Christmas party, no less), that unlike past years, he collected only $300.

Yup.

Sure, I believe him...:blink: