Still Horny? : Part II

[Tenbatsuzen]

I say we have a bet that if the ducks win the cup, Aggie goes celibate. :)



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[Aggie]

That's not even funny Tenbats. Shame on you for even thinking it! :-p

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Go New Jersey!!
I <3 Marty

[Tenbatsuzen]

Devils losing in OT = always funny.

You starting a thread called "Still chaste?" = even funnier!



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[Hosp]

You come into the horny thread to mock aggie and the devil's?

For shame.

But every time I hear the ducks vs. the devils mentioned it always makes me think of the old loony tunes cartoon with Daffy and Taz.

And just to stay on topic, I'm always horny so I don't even bother saying it anymore.

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[Gmann]

Once again, yes I too am horny. Horny as hell actually.

Hopefully I'll get really drunk on my b-day and some female can take advantage of me.

Yeah...cause stuff like that happens all the time....

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

[sexy bastard]

horny as a jack rabbit...and i am at work how sucky is that

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[Lisa Croft]

I've never been in this thread before. I knew it would scare me. Sure enough, one of the first things that catches my eye is:
been playin with my cock all day logn ... masterbated about 3-4 times already...
I WANT TO FUCK!!!
btw yeah typeing with myu hand on my cock
AWFUL. Thanks, Fig.

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[Hosp]

You must be really bored to be in here Lisa. What's wrong with you?

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[Tenbatsuzen]

I have enough jokes about Lisa Croft to last me a lifetime.

Like if she ever gets a chest cold, it'll be enough to stop global warming.

Thanks, I'll be here all night. Try the waitress, tip the veal.

Anyway.

One loss away from Aggie's celibacy. Muhahahahaha



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[Gmann]

Oh well....after another Saturday night of drinking. Im awake, hungover a bit.....and horny as hell. Any takers here to help me out with my problemo ?? :)

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEAR is my ally!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

Besides Game and Aggie, does this thread work to get ANYONE laid?



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[Jennitalia]

Besides Game and Aggie, does this thread work to get ANYONE laid?



unfortunately not

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and i know i can feel bad
when i get in a bad mood
and the world can look so sad
only you make me feel good

[TheGameHHH]

I'm sure at least one or two other people get laid around here.........I hope.

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[Aggie]

One loss away from Aggie's celibacy. Muhahahahaha


I KNEW the Devils wouldn't let me down!!!!

And since Game and I seem to be among the few getting laid and I'm in such a good mood, I might be willing to volunteer my services. Damn, I'm being too generous, better get it while you can!

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Go New Jersey!!
I <3 Marty

[Hosp]

1:35pm
New York-LaGuardia, NY
(LGA) 6:28pm
Dallas/Ft Worth, TX
(DFW)
Flight 211 1 Stop
Stop in Chicago-Midway, IL (MDW)
Travel Time: 5hrs 53min Roundtrip From
USD 395


Look out, here I come.

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[Jennitalia]

Look out, here I come.



already??? damn, you're quick..

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and i know i can feel bad
when i get in a bad mood
and the world can look so sad
only you make me feel good

[Aggie]

The airport is 5 minutes from my job....I'll be there to pick you up with the whipped cream!

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Go New Jersey!!
I <3 Marty

[Hawiian shirt craig]

I am not hosp's biggest fan... BUT i think he diserves anal for traveling that far.

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THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T
HAVE NICE THINGS!!

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anal on the boss' couch since 1982....

[Hosp]

<quote>already??? damn, you're quick..</quote>

Hey it's been a while; I need to get rid of that nuisance batch.

Speaking of nuisances, thanks HSC


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[Jennitalia]

Hosp, I think Aggie deserves better than that. You should probably crank out a couple of batches before you get there. Her tookie deserves nothing but the best.

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and i know i can feel bad
when i get in a bad mood
and the world can look so sad
only you make me feel good

[Hosp]

I completely agree Jenn, and it's a long flight plus a stop over, I'll have plenty of time to be prepared.

And I've been completely distracted by sex for the past 2 days. The only thing I can think about is having my head locked between the legs of a woman for hours. The things I want to do.

And I guess we've lost our quoting.

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[Jennitalia]

by the way, i need my pussy rocked.

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and i know i can feel bad
when i get in a bad mood
and the world can look so sad
only you make me feel good

[Hosp]

Why aren't you single? Then I wouldn't feel so guilty about all the things I would do to you...



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[Aggie]

The only thing I can think about is having my head locked between the legs of a woman for hours. The things I want to do.


I told you about getting me all hot at work. Don't do it unless youre here to back it up! ;)


Her tookie deserves nothing but the best.



by the way, i need my pussy rocked.


Aww, thanks Jenn. My wish for you is to have a nice hard cock rock your tookie this weekend.

Jon, if you don't start doing you're job, I might have to step in with a strap on to help out.

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This message was edited by Aggie on 6-12-03 @ 1:11 PM

[Hosp]

Aggie, give me the word and I'll be there for the fourth of july. Be prepared to see fireworks.


And I'll even bring a new york pizza.

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[TheGameHHH]

I really want some ass right now......I want Aggie to come over and play.

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[Jennitalia]

Why aren't you single?

i am single

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and i know i can feel bad
when i get in a bad mood
and the world can look so sad
only you make me feel good

[Contra]

very very horny, i just want to fuck the bejeebus out of some lucky lady

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[Hosp]

Why aren't you single?

I am single


I mean why do you have to be involved with someone, better?

And Aggie, how about Labor Day?

287.50 USD

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And I'm serious, As long as there's interesting stuff to do in Dallas, besides throw stuff at people in Cowboy's jerseys.


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This message was edited by Hosp on 6-13-03 @ 5:06 PM

[F1Gm3nT]

all I saw when I went to Dallas maaaaaaaaad long ago... a shit load of strip clubs
but "horny?" you ask
well my answer... well... if you know me you'd know my answer

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[Jennitalia]

i could go for a hard, throbbing cock in my tookie right about now

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and i know i can feel bad
when i get in a bad mood
and the world can look so sad
only you make me feel good

[Aggie]

ok, everyone better be getting laid because NO ONE is posting in here. i guess it does make me feel kind of pathetic sometimes posting how horny i am, but i've been very lucky to have someone handle that for me on a regular basis so i haven't had to post as much. but when i'm at work sometimes i just wish someone could be under my desk tingling my tookie mmmmmmmmm i'm so glad it's the weekend....jenn go out and get some so maybe we won't need to post in here at all next week!

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[Hosp]

I got worked up this morning but I didn't want to think about it long enough to post because I wouldn't have gotten it out of my mind all day.

Hopefully this receptionist I met out in long island will work out.

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[TheGameHHH]

Fine, I'll say it......I'm horny. But that's only because I haven't
gotten laid in a few days and I've been too tired/stoned at
night to catch beats.


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[Hosp]

Went to Stilettos in Nanuet on Saturday night. Those girls sure know how to do their job well.

Can't focus on anything but sex right now.

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm somehow getting regular booty.

Who let THAT happen?

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[Jennitalia]

i got laid. twice. woo hoo. would have been a third time, but i was told i got it twice the night before. i didnt realize he has a quota.

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 6-23-03 @ 11:53 AM

[Aggie]

I'm somehow getting regular booty.

Who let THAT happen?


NAMBLA?

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[Hosp]

would have been a third time, but i was told i got it twice the night before.


I didn't know you were a lesbian? You have to be because no man would say something like your significant other said.

And I would guess 4H over Nambla.



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[TheMojoPin]

You're both wrong.

I just hang around the arcade and tussle him when he's not looking.

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[Jennitalia]

So Hosp, how many times are you good for?


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[Hosp]

Record is seven in one session. But even if my tank ran dry, I'd still eat you out untill you threw me off of you.

One time I just wasn't into doing it with this girl (I think I had sunburn), so I told her I wanted to see her get herself off. So after a few minutes she's going at herself pretty good with her toy and I go over and start making out with her as she kept going. Just as she stared cumming, that's when I went down on her. I think I made her cum 4 more times.

There's always options.

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[TheMojoPin]

Well, well, look at Mr. Fancy-Pants...

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[Hosp]

Sure Mojo. go ahead and mock me, but don't tell me you're not going to try that sometime.

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[Jennitalia]

Record is seven in one session. But even if my tank ran dry, I'd still eat you out untill you threw me off of you


i dont believe you...you'll have to show me at the softball game ;)

i dated this guy in college, who, aside from having a big cock, was able to fuck me for about 7 hours, making me cum several times. probably one of the best fucks i ever had.

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[Jennitalia]

oops, i broke the horny thread!

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 6-23-03 @ 3:03 PM

[Hosp]

Damn, how excited did you get? Double post and fucked up the layout. I guess I'm pulling out of the game but I'll still bring my gatorade.

These are the benefits of having twisted hypnotherapist for friends. They teach you how to use controlled breathing and pulse rates to your advantage.

I couldn't guarantee 7 hours though.

I think your guy may be taking your sex drive for granted and if I thought you could hold out I would suggest cutting him off for a bit.

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[Jennitalia]

Hosp, i'd settle for an hour.
i'd love to show him and teach him the way, as i have way more experience than he. He just comes across as not being so interested.

you know what sucks, though? my grandparents live in the apartment upstairs from me, and i'm so paranoid that they're going to hear their first born, ray of sunshine granddaughter fuck her brains out, and i cant scar gram & gramp's lives like that

but then again, he never banged the hell out of me in my last apartment, either.

woe is me

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[Hosp]

you know what sucks, though? my grandparents live in the apartment upstairs from me, and i'm so paranoid that they're going to hear their first born, ray of sunshine granddaughter fuck her brains out, and i cant scar gram & gramp's lives like that


Start ordering workout tapes and tell them you're just doing Tae Bo. Or do it during Wheel of Fortune and make sure they have the volume way up.

I'm really worked up today, I don't know what got to me this morning.

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[Aggie]

I'm really worked up today, I don't know what got to me this morning.


oh don't play dumb hosp, you know you were fantasizing about all the stuff you could do to me and jenn. ;)

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[jocefus]

im really f'n horny right now...think i might jump on my boss in her cubicle

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[Aggie]

think i might jump on my boss in her cubicle


Make sure you hook her up good so you can get that raise!

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[Hosp]

oh don't play dumb hosp, you know you were fantasizing about all the stuff you could do to me and jenn.


Yeah, that's true of every day, but the question is whether you guys think about it?

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[Jennitalia]

Maybe it was the heat, maybe it was the rf.net hunks, maybe it was Silera's ass, maybe it was Lisa's boobs...but after the game i announced to my sweetie that i needed to get laid, to which he responded, "so go take care of yourself." All the guys in the world, and I date one with absolutely no libido.
I've had enough of that kind of attitude...I'm now in search of some deep and meaningful cock.

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[Hosp]

You rang?

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[Friday]

think i might jump on my boss in her cubicle


I can personally vouch for boardroom table sex myself. MOST entertaining. But the table can get sticky so make sher you clean up!

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[TheGameHHH]

ummmmmmmmmm, yea i am

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[Noellevious]

Ditto.

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[Hosp]

I am now.

Who am I kidding? I always am.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

Jenn:

I hear having sex with Hosp sucks, because he always comes too late.



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[Hosp]

I hear having sex with Hosp sucks, because he always comes too late.

Wocka Wocka!
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It's better then coming early.

That's just the rumor I heard about you.

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This message was edited by Hosp on 7-2-03 @ 12:20 PM

[Aggie]

Yeah, that's true of every day, but the question is whether you guys think about it?


I would be lying if I said I never wondered what it would be like to cum just from a kiss.... ;p

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[Jennitalia]

FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!!


THANK YOU.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!!


THANK YOU.



Sorry, I don't do requests. :)



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[Hosp]

FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!!!


THANK YOU.
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NO. FUCK YOU!

oh, wait a minute...


I think if Jenn even gets a moderate banging she'd be satisfied right now.

And I'm just the moderate guy to do it.

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[Jennitalia]

let's put it this way: more effort is put into organizing a stupid messageboard softball game and other board events. time to move on

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[TheGameHHH]

I would like to say.............yes, I'm horny.

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[RF Godfather]

Pretty damn horny right now... just after a nice hour of jogging in my park... hot and sweaty this early!

Yeah baby!

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[Aggie]

Not me, my man has been wearing me out! But I'll be ready to go by the time I get home. ;)

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[Jennitalia]

You're a lucky girl.

I wish my man knew how to rock a pussy

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[DJEvelEd]

The only thing I can think about is having my head locked between the legs of a woman for hours. The things I want to do.


I try that, but my girl throws me off as soon as she comes. Why is that? Does it REALLY tickle that much after the "O"?






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[Hosp]

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[ag]

Very very horny right now. Im very tempted to take care of the situation by myself but Im waiting to see my GF later on and expecting sex. If not sex than Im sure she'll take care of me in other ways:)

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[Furtherman]

'allo Karen?

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[Jennitalia]

i'm so horny. i work with two guys in my group and all we talk about is sex. where's a dick when you need it?

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[Aggie]

where's a dick when you need it?


All you need is some batteries and VOILA, instant dick. ;)

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[Hosp]

Where do you work that you can talk about sex all day? And I don't know about dicks, but I can point out a few assholes.

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[Jennitalia]

i'll have to buy myself a present, aggie, thanks!

and Hosp, i'm emailing my buddy right now - we're discussing how it's so much fun to have a penis. my other friend and i are discussing oral.

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[Aggie]

my other friend and i are discussing oral


mmmm jenn, you gotta try oral and a blunt. i finally did it with my man and it's everything i thought it would be.

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[Hosp]

I've been repremanded for discussing oral on the board.

But yeah, I'm horny, and there's nothing I can do about it.

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[TheGameHHH]

you gotta try oral and a blunt. i finally did it with my man and it's everything i thought it would be.
stop bragging bitch

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[Jennitalia]

mmmm jenn, you gotta try oral and a blunt. i finally did it with my man and it's everything i thought it would be.



i'll be getting some weed tomorrow, finally, after a 2 week dry spell. i'll definitely try it...i already warned the man i need to fuck all day. it's also been a rough week, and i need the oral!

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[ag]

well I was horny, and then I noticed something about my GF, she wasnt as horny as usual. her behavior was all differnet and stuff and then she told me. The most dreded three letter word out there to guys <b>PMS</> yuch. SO Im like yea I figured sonething was up whata gonna do

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[TheGameHHH]

sooooooooo horny. if any ladies wanna bang, let me know.

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[Jennitalia]

yuck, i had a dream last night that i REALLY wanted to fuck this guy. i'm so horny today

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[high fly]

I thought I was a horny bastard till I quit smoking cigarettes about 2 months ago.
Now I've got this raging beast inside me that's quite hard to control.
I don't want to go to work, I don't want to read the paper, sleep, watch the game, see friends, hit some clubs.....All I wanna do is fuck.
My girlfriend just left [again] and I swear, I feel like destroying Tokyo like in the old monster movies.
I'm jerking off about 10 times a day, just to get somewhere near an even keel. My dick's got calouses on calouses from it all. I gotta use a piece of 60 grit sandpaper in place of lube, just to get some sensation...
GRRRRRRRRR!!!
Hell, I'm gonna go crank one off now...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[F1Gm3nT]

yeah... I'm back to say... taht well yeah I am horny
I just stretched out the whole in my tongue so I got a thicker barbell... went down to an 8... 6 is my goal
but yeah I'm dying to test this one out...
I can't keep reminising about this blow job that this mami gave me mad long ago....
*bites botom lip*
yeah mos def shit was mad hot... grrr... wish I could get some her again

[F1Gm3nT]

yeah... Im horny as fuck... hard cock in my pants... I just want a toookie on my face....
is that sooo wroooooooong?

[Jennitalia]

i had a great cock the other night.
it was nice

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[high fly]

JENNITALIA: How would you like some angry cock? Some angry, vicious cock? Some war-fightin', bunker-bustin', destruction-wreakin' thermonuclear cock?

" and they ask me why I drink"

[TheMojoPin]

i had a great cock the other night.

Where was Jon?

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[F1Gm3nT]

^^
when the cats away.... the spic will steal whities woman ;)

lol

This message was edited by F1Gm3nT on 8-9-03 @ 11:48 PM

[high fly]

I'm ready to fuck a sidewalk crack....

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Jennitalia]

he wasn't a spic :p

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[F1Gm3nT]

yeah cause if he as a spic then I'd be getin a phone call
you know
once you go spic, you will always love that stick

and btw... yeha Im horny as a mother fucker

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[MissExplosivo2]

guilty.

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[Jennitalia]

youre the only spic for me, figgy

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[cozmokramer]

I can't take it anymore! I've been JO'ing 6 times a day and releasing in the first minute every time!

Now Im sitting at my computer naked with a hard on, WHEN THE FUCK AM I EVER GONNA GET LAID!

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[FUNKMAN]

this is my first reply in the "horny" thread and i'm not even feeling a tingle yet...

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sig by ADF...

[A.J.]

Now Im sitting at my computer naked with a hard on

Well that killed my buzz.

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[Hosp]

Yeah...


it was a very long weekend.

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[Jennitalia]

I can't take it anymore! I've been JO'ing 6 times a day and releasing in the first minute every time!

Now Im sitting at my computer naked with a hard on, WHEN THE FUCK AM I EVER GONNA GET LAID!



going by this statement, i'd say you'll never get laid. Loser.

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[Aggie]

I haven't posted lately cuz I've been getting taken care of ;) .... but I get in trouble when I start thinking about it at work. Mmm, yeah, I'm horny.

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[Hosp]

I was wondering what happened to you ladies. It just didn't seem right to me to post after either F1g or Thegamehhh. It just made me feel dirty.

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[TheGameHHH]

i miss Aggie, she made me horny

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[Jennitalia]

im pretty horny right now. i have the biggest crush on a guy i work with (he's in our dc office though). i promised him i'd send him cookies, and he should be tasting them tonight...i sure hope he thinks my cookies are tasty!

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[A.J.]

i promised him i'd send him cookies


At first, I thought you said tookies! ;)

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[Jennitalia]

he could have that, too ;)

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[Aggie]

i miss Aggie, she made me horny


I'm losing my touch :(

I'll have to kick it up a knoch!


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[TheGameHHH]

notch???? knoch?????? what are u trying to say?

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[Aggie]

::sniff:: I'm trying to reach out to someone for my spelling troubles and you just taunt me. :(

But that makes me want you even more.

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[F1Gm3nT]

teasing and taunting always did make you go nuts

*taunts and teases aggie*
*runs away*

[Jennitalia]

my crush at work made me horny yet again.
what i would give to have a sample of his love juice.

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[Aggie]

jenn, you have your hard, loud fucking marathon yet to get back at your granny? :p if not, tell jon you're going to get the guy from work to do it.



teasing and taunting always did make you go nuts

*taunts and teases aggie*
*runs away*

Don't forget the hair pulling. Wow, I sound like I'm in elementary school.

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[TheGameHHH]

I think I'm..........





wait...........
















yep, I'm horny


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[Jennitalia]

jenn, you have your hard, loud fucking marathon yet to get back at your granny? :p if not, tell jon you're going to get the guy from work to do it.



i'll have to invite him back to my place when he comes up again next month. after all, he did allow me to stay with him in his room last week.

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[hyperspace]

i'm dying to smell some girl ass.

[F1Gm3nT]

Don't forget the hair pulling.
as well as biting and sucking and well... you know... *lix & bites botom lip* ;)

Im hot fo teacher... foooo sho

[F1Gm3nT]

Seeing Jen's cleavege every time she would get a beer or something gave a hard on.... thank you Jen for geting my imagination to work ;)

[TheGameHHH]

seeing jen's clevage gets me all worked up too


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[Jennitalia]

glad i could help out.

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[Hosp]

The only good thing about being in right field was watching Jenn run to first.

Missed her at the afterparty though...

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[Jennitalia]

glad you were able to get some enjoyment out of the game, Hosp.
Sorry I left without saying goodbye...i was about to hit a couple of people with one of the softball bats. i'm officially retiring from these get togethers and my so called bf

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[F1Gm3nT]

so doees this mean I can kick it wit you ;)

[Hosp]

Damn Kimmie, you could at least wait for the body to get cold.

Besides, I called next 3 years ago.

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[F1Gm3nT]

hosp... NO
and also... from now on everyone is banned from spelling my name... I think I've seen just about every damn form of spelling the name except for the correct one
buit yeah... I would also like to add that I am very horny

[Jennitalia]

This is how I spell your name:

Studly Babe with a Big Penis ;)

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[TheGameHHH]

I'm horny too Kimee

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[Hosp]

Yes, Kimchee, I told her that once at Bar 9.

I knew I should have gotten it in writing.

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[Jennitalia]

im in huge need of this one cock right about now...

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[Johnny Fontane]

OK, this is my first ever contribution t the Horny thread. I'm hot for this Romanian girl at work. The problem is (1) she's married, and (2) she just had a baby in late June. She's currently on maternity leave, due to return in September.

When she first started with the company, I found her terribly annoying and not particularly attractive. She struck me as a shameless self-promoter, and she was always kissing the VP's ass.

Then we would be trapped in these meetings. Instead of hating her, I found it easier to simply admire her beautiful eyes and legs and cute little ass. She always wears sexy shoes and black stockings.

Also, the Romanian accent that originally annoyed me started to turn me on. I want her to talk dirty to me in that stupid accent.

She might be into me - she drives to work in Manhattan and has offered me rides home (we both live in NJ), but I always declined. Also, she never speaks of her husband in a positive light ; the recurring theme is that he spends too much time away on business. In fact, she said that he would be away on business when she gave birth in June. In addition, she knows that I go to a lot of baseball games; the last time I saw her she said that she's never been to a game and would like to go.

So yeah, I think I might have a chance. She looks nothing like Anna Kournikova, but she gives me that vibe, which is good enough.

With all that said, I know I should stay away from a married woman with child, and I will - but when she gets back, I will definitely know that I missed her, and let her figure it out.

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"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." - Dean Martin

"The day they stop making fun of you is the day they don't give a damn about you." - Sammy Davis Jr.

[F1Gm3nT]

im in huge need of this one cock right about now...

you mean a...

Studly Babe with a Big Penis

;)

[jocefus]

im dyin to eat some box right now

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jocefus


Big ups to amy,aggie, and sat cam for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[Jennitalia]

just smoked a doobie, and yeah, i'm horny.

i'll hump just about anything right now.

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[Hosp]

I'll be right over, keep smoking.

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[Grand Master B]

I love high horny chicks.

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Which do you prefer?

[Jennitalia]

Ok, now i'm super duper horny...the guy i work with who i want to bang just emailed me a little hello.

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[jocefus]

geez... i havent been this horny in awhile

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jocefus


Big ups to amy,aggie, and sat cam for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[Johnny Fontane]

I'd like to bag an old bag like Kim Cattrall (or a reasonable facsimile).

http://www.danbbs.dk/~apv/ladies/graf1s.jpg

[Heavy]

Youre sick

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[FUNKMAN]

i'm so horny i don't even care if the cat watches...

now that's horny..

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[FUNKMAN]

i've gotten even hornier.... so horny that i wouldn't even care if a whole bunch of cats were watching...

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[Aggie]

Wife have a headache last night Funkman? That sucks.

But strangely, I haven't been that horny this week. I need to change that soon.

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[FUNKMAN]

Wife have a headache last night Funkman?


funny, it seems when she has a headache my head aches...

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"good golly miss molly"l

[jocefus]

yup still horny

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jocefus


Big ups to amy,aggie, and sat cam for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[F1Gm3nT]

But strangely, I haven't been that horny this week. I need to change that soon.

it's cause we don't talk as much as we used to

[TheGameHHH]

it's cause we don't talk as much as we used to

funny, i was thinkin the same exact thing

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[F1Gm3nT]

Game... yeah... but it's ok... we can pick up where we left off ;)

[FUNKMAN]

i just had a couple glasses of merlot and now i have warm red wine running through my testacles...

and my wifes snoring...

o solo mio....

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"alright! who took my sunblock dammit?"

[hyperspace]

oh yeah!!! red wine goes right to the schlong!!!

[TheGameHHH]

I could use a good banging right now, but I guess I'll just take a nap instead

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[Jennitalia]

im all cocked out.

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[F1Gm3nT]

I've been jerkin off 9 times a day for the past 3 days and still geting ass but yeah... im in my prime yo
GIMME SOME MOOOORE!!!!
*looks at Aggie**lix lips*

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[TheGameHHH]

9 times a day is a little insane

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[Jennitalia]

9 times is a lot. How does it not fall off? Figgy, go get a girl to help you out...you shouldn't have any problems getting a girl...aside from being a cute, you have those magic fingers...

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[F1Gm3nT]

oh I get ass that's not the problem... I just was extremely at that time... im back down to 4 times a day

[hyperspace]

i'm 33 and still do it 3-5 times a day. i have alot of bleach in the laundry room!!!

[FUNKMAN]

i'm 40 and can still do it twice in one day... i just need 19 hours inbetween

:(

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[TheGameHHH]

I really, really, really need to fuck right now

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[Jennitalia]

looking to get my tookie pounded

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[sexy bastard]

looking to pound a tookie lol

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[Hosp]

I've given up on talking about it. It's not like it's ever being taken care of so what's the point of talking about it?

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[hyperspace]

for some reason today i feel the need to bury my face in a black girls ass!!

[F1Gm3nT]

so yeah... I just really want a good fucking blow job... dammit I haven't been able to recieve a good one siiiince.... oh last year... last time I came form one... the ones I've recieved since then are just... no fun... for crying out loud I find myself thinking about my "to do" list... it's no fun... and seriosly... it just doesn't motivate me to give good head to the girl... cause I give great head... and am expecting the same in return... but I dont get it... so bla
I just want some good head thats all... I will return the favor... very generously

[monsterone]

just wanted to get post number 666, but hey, maybe i'll pinch the helmet later.



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[FUNKMAN]

man!!! my wife's had a weeklong headache... if you think this pig has big balls, you ain't seen nuthin'

http://www.showpig.com/breeders/creager/creager2.jpg

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[Jennitalia]

Funkman, how YOU doin? :p

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[FUNKMAN]

i'm, alright now Jenni, turns out the wife's headache went away this morning. And let me tell ya, if you think Old Faithful gushes hot stuff, you ain't seen nuthin...

:p

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[Jennitalia]

Can she swallow all of that?

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[TheGameHHH]

i bet you can jen

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[FUNKMAN]

Can she swallow all of that?


NO! :(

but you do have to take into account that she was sleeping
:)


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[Gmann]

Well......I just returned.....and the first thing I want to say is yes...i too am horny.

FEAR....FEAR attracts the fearful....the strong, the weak, the innocent, the corrupt.....FEAR....FEA

[Jennitalia]

Yay! Now I'm horny, too.

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[FUNKMAN]

me three...

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[TheGameHHH]

Jenn's new sig made me horny


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[Jennitalia]

my work bf is getting me wet

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[Hosp]

Completely and totaly worked up today. I've been walking around with an erection all day long.

And Jenn, I guess that's someone else I have to hate.


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[Justice4all]

my work bf is getting me wet



That LUCKY LUCKY bastard!!!!

And ok...I admit it..I am horny as hell. Wish i did not live so far away from someone.
And besides...because of this COLD WEATHER (ha ha Snoogins) my hand is freezing also!

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Cheer up Red Sox fans.....Anyone can have a bad century!

[Gmann]

Oh so very horney.



So...anyone miss me ???? Gots me a new apartment....who wants to come over and help me christen it ???? ;p

[Jennitalia]

i havent had an orgasm in several months now.
i think i need to start masturbating.

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[Gmann]

I havent gotten laid in several weeks
I think I need to get laid

[FUNKMAN]

i'm so horny that when i order roast beef and it comes in rare, i pop wood....

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[kc7586]

im so god damn horny and i have to wait till friday nite to get me some, why is the world so cruel?

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Good girls are bad girls that dont get caught.
Life's a bitch.....then you strangle one.

[jocefus]

yup def. horny

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=jocefus


Big ups to amy,aggie, and sat cam for the sigs..

hey my man, what it look like

[hyperspace]

i feel like sucking on some asian girl toes.

[hyperspace]

BEEP

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[hyperspace]

beeep

This message was edited by hyperspace on 10-8-03 @ 1:58 PM

[Aggie]

I haven't been horny the last few days but it's kicked in today..........................now I can't wait to get home and get some.................some of those salty chocolate balls.



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[Reephdweller]

These last two days I've been horny as hell!

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[FUNKMAN]

i was just listening to the weather report and when they said how fast the wind was blowing i got excited....

that's just crazy horny...

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[Jennitalia]

holy poop! aggie was losing her horniness too???
what is this world coming to?

i'm glad you got it back...god knows i wish i'd get mine back.

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[GirlOnTheCouch]

Hell yeah!

I want someone to bend me over the edge of the bed and screw my brains out over an over....throw in a little hair pulling and spanking and I'll be in ecstasy.

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[Hosp]

Wow, way to make a first impression.

Welcome, and...





How YOU doin'?

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[JohnnyCash]

I am so f'ing horny today. My chick went away for a week....

Always remeber the Man In Black.

[Hosp]

Just because I am out of my mind horny today, and in honor of the missing Aggie, I figured I'd bring this back up.

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[high fly]

Good idea.


Having already batched today to CrazyClare, Gaia, Katylina (twice), and TooCute, now I'm-a hoping to see a post from GirlOnTheCouch...

" and they ask me why I drink"

[Jennitalia]

i havent been horny in a while...maybe it's because my tookie twin isn't around anymore. now i just lay there when im being fucked. what a great lay i am

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[high fly]

"....uuuuunnnngggggggggghhhh! SPLURP! SPLURP! SPLURP!"












Uhhh, pardon me while I clean off the lampshade.

and, uh, thanks, Jennitalia.




" and they ask me why I drink"

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[TheGameHHH]

i miss aggie, i'm never gonna be horny until she comes around again

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[Hosp]

i havent been horny in a while...maybe it's because my tookie twin isn't around anymore. now i just lay there when im being fucked. what a great lay i am

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Oh, just go fuck a duck.

Or maybe your partner isn't giving you anything to get excited about.

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[TheMojoPin]

How do you expect the poor guy to think of anything except LOTR right now?

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[Bill From Yorktown]

well, considering all that I've been through and my current turmoil, it's been since september and I'm ready to burst....

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

Is it me or is it a coincidence that Aggie (who I admire so don't take it as an insult) and ANN MARIE from spice clips live( I dont watch it I just happened to be "flipping threw the channels") look the same?

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[Hosp]

It's no coincidence, what do you think is keeping her too busy to come here?

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[JustJon]

hmmm... something to google for when I get home tonite...

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[Jennitalia]

I know how horny you are, so enjoy tonight

and being horny just isnt the same without Aggie here.

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[Hosp]

Preach on, sister friend.

She was our muse of horniness.

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[TheGameHHH]

and being horny just isnt the same without Aggie here.

it's been so long that i actually forgot about this thread

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[Katylina]

I'm constantly horny. I think about sex all of the time. Now since I've had this surgery, I can't even use my vibrator, let alone dream about having sex. It's frustrating. I have to ask my doctor how long until I can do it again tomorrow.

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[GwEnYpOo]

you just made 3993r5 happy with that

and I'd like to read something from my journal...
it's about something my imagination came up with for someone...
I want to lick it up and down...play with your clit with my tongue... circle it with my tongue... mmm ... do one gooood lick from your ass all the way up to your clit... lick it it with the tip and then just put your clit in my mouth and play with it ..
I'd lick that clit.... put my finger in your mouth.... make you suck and lick it... and then put it inside your pussy slow and deep while eatin you out. take it out and let you taste how good you taste.

thank you

i wasn't horny till i read that





i think i may love you

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[F1Gm3nT]

How easily I am forgotten Jen
yeha uh... eventho I have been "missing" for all this time... I still am the hohorny mofo that I always was
still walking around with my cock so hard it hurtsstill wanting and needing pussy to be on my face... a well taken care of pussy that is
and to all those smart asses I dont mean a cat I mean the female Jenitailia
mmm I want some clit to lick... ok with taht I will disaprear again
if anything... msg me and send e a pic of your clit... to see if I would lick it... ask Jen Im a great licker... gost da barbell to help.... eventho I dont need it
right Jen ;)

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[JustJon]

Hi f1ggy

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[Jennitalia]

Don't listen to him, Figgy. My clit belongs to you!

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[Hosp]

Can I have the rest?

And what the hell is Jon doing in here?

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[Jennitalia]

it's been quite a while since he's gotten laid.
'nuff said

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[hyperspace]

ive been out of work for so long i am unable to book an s&m session and there's a few new doms i have my eye on. maybe i will just try and get laid!

[F1Gm3nT]

Jon... my gun is bigger than yours ;)
mine isn't sawed off... and still is even more powerful
right Jen
ever wonder why you havenmt been geting laid lately and how funny it is that I have come back out of the blue
lol

[Hosp]

Fig, did you come back to fuck Jon?

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[Jennitalia]

I think so, Hosp.

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[GwEnYpOo]

i was supposed to have long distance phone-type sex today and the guy isn't around & now...


IM HORNY AS HELL!!!!!

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[serVice]

i'm always available and up for some, next time you need it.

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[NITRON]

horny: aren't we all?

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How charge with punishments the scroll
I am the master of my fate the
captain of my soul."

[Reephdweller]

I'm horny, and missing my girl BIG time!



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[AngelAmy]

im super horny and missing my reefy :)

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[Gmann]

<< currently dry heaving

gak...gak....gak....

[F1Gm3nT]

*raises hand*

[Jennitalia]

Kimy always gets me horny.

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[F1Gm3nT]

Im still waiting for the day that you'll act on that Jenn
you know Ill always be saluting you ;)

[Iamnotatool]

Tools at attention!

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[Jennitalia]

You have more than one tool?

And I dont think I can handle both Figgy and Toolie both at once here.

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[jocefus]

ya im horny...

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hey my man, what it look like

[Freakshow]

!Fighting urge to revive 'Still Homey Part II' thread.



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[Iamnotatool]

I meant Tool's at attention Ms Grammar.


And I don't even think you could handle one of us Ms. Thang, but you can try, starting with me :)


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[sr71blackbird]

Does a bear shit in the woods?




Is the Pope Catholic?

I am going in 3 days without orgasm, I am looking forward to launch my tadpoles!

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[Hosp]

Not in the least.

I might need to see a doctor about it.


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[Jennitalia]

Hosp lost that horny feeling? What is this world coming too??

and Toolie, name the time and place


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[Iamnotatool]

Jenni, Saturday afternoon, say 4ish?


By the way. Yes, I am. Horny that is.

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[Jennitalia]

I'll bring the vagina!

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[F1Gm3nT]

but if you do wish to change your plans... you can come this way Jenn
;)
you know how I do
*bites botom lip*

[Iamnotatool]

I'll bring the Vagina!



RockOut will bring the Tranny!

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[Jennitalia]

Thank you, Toolie, for making my tookie shrivel up.

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[Iamnotatool]

No problem Jenni, Anything I can do for your tookie...

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[F1Gm3nT]

um... yeah...
just want some good tookie on mah face.... I miss the taste

[Jennitalia]

I am very much so tonight

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[F1Gm3nT]

you got my number Jenn ;)

[Iamnotatool]

Yes, she knows your number, but mine is on speed dial. See ya in a few minutes Jenni

I'll bring the VCool Whip, the handcuffs, and the blindfold, but you gotta have the candles and the riding crop.



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[F1Gm3nT]

I dont need any of that stuff...
my cock, fingers & tongue can complete any need she needs
and if anything Ill fulfil her masiquist desires with my portorican wife beating side :)

[Iamnotatool]

Either that or your masochist, puerto rican, rim thieving side.

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[F1Gm3nT]

you forgot lazy, large cock and white woman stealer :)

[Iamnotatool]

Nope. Didn't forget it.

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