Still Horny? : Part II

[drjoek]

i love toga parties, especailly pantiless toga parties!

Shit NOW Im horny as hell

[spadanko]

yup.. yup

[Marc with a c]

anyone want to cyber?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

anyone want to cyber?

a/s/l please

[ahhdurr]

I'm horny ... and it's delicious!

[scottinnj]

anyone want to cyber?

a/s/l please

12/M/Next Door! TeeHee!!!!

[KnoxHarrington]

12/M/Next Door! TeeHee!!!!

C2C?

[weslank]

:clap:

[weslank]

C2C?

Knox-----where at in Lexington budday?? And not because I'm horny...........

[DocSavage]

Pamela still pops my bone

[EliSnow]

Very horny today. Anyone want to take care of my kids for the weekend so my wife and I can frak like bunnies?

[Midkiff]

Very horny today. Anyone want to take care of my kids for the weekend so my wife and I can frak like bunnies?

Why not just throw them into the mix? :lol:

[spadanko]

walking through the city today has been nuts! my head is going to explode (no pun intended wakka wakka)..... girls are wearing less and less...

[RhinoinMN]

walking through the city today has been nuts! my head is going to explode (no pun intended wakka wakka)..... girls are wearing less and less...

I hear ya. I walked through the county fair. Lots of good ones, but lots of bad ones too.

[Gmann]

walking through the city today has been nuts! my head is going to explode (no pun intended wakka wakka)..... girls are wearing less and less...

You gotta LOVE the women in the city in the summertime.
I saw some chick yesterday...and she looked like how you would draw a hot woman when you first discovered girls way in your teens. Dressed in a nice yellow sundress.

She was scrumptious looking.

[Aggie]

Soooo, are you?

[JerseyRich]

Soooo, are you?

You have no idea.

[Aggie]

You have no idea.

Poor Rich, get drunk, go bowling, then come home and scroll through the Hot chick thread. ENJOY!

[Furtherman]

Poor Rich, get drunk, go bowling, then come home and scroll through the Hot chick thread. ENJOY!

Helloooooo Friday night.

[JerseyRich]

I'm going out with the fellas from my former band "Glennwood" tonight.

So it looks like Fuzzy Navels and Hot Dogs tonight.

wait...that sounds a lil...

[Aggie]

I'm going out with the fellas from my former band "Glennwood" tonight.

So it looks like Fuzzy Navels and Hot Dogs tonight.

wait...that sounds a lil...

Are they black hot dogs?

[TheMojoPin]

It's been so long since I've had sex that I think I've crossed into the territory talked about on 30 Rock last night...I just want to skip to well into the relationship when both people just be lazy around the house watching TV together and then going to bed without any monkey business. Getting laid is too much work.

[JerseyRich]

Are they black hot dogs?

Jeez...you just can't let the black thing go, can you?

http://www.ugo.com/movies/denzel-washington/images/denzel-introduction.jpg

You got a little moist...didn't you?

[JerseyRich]

I think the fact that I won't be hanging around ONE woman this weekend is already getting to me.

I need to get some vagina back into my life.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I think the fact that I won't be hanging around ONE woman this weekend is already getting to me.

I need to get some vagina back into my life.


stare in a mirror

[TheMojoPin]

Game, set, HIPPO.

[Dougie Brootal]

hello everyone... my name is doug, and i am horny.

[JerseyRich]

stare in a mirror

You have vagina at your disposal. You should not mock a man in a position such as mine.

[JerseyRich]

hello everyone... my name is doug, and i am horny.

Hi Doug.

How long has it been since your last good fuck?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You have vagina at your disposal. You should not mock a man in a position such as mine.

throw food at me and you become an enemy

[JerseyRich]

throw food at me and you become an enemy

Blame your evil twin. He made me do it.

I am full of love, not hate.

[JerseyRich]

Let's get back on topic...

Are you horny?

[Dougie Brootal]

Hi Doug.

How long has it been since your last good fuck?

good fuck or hate fuck?

[TheGameHHH]

Soooo, are you?

you actually did it, you rock!!!

something needs to be stated right now. this board is SUCH a better place when Aggie is around

oh, and yes i am

[Aggie]

you actually did it, you rock!!!

something needs to be stated right now. this board is SUCH a better place when Aggie is around


Awww, I'm blusing! :wub:


Hey Rich, was your weekend the sausage fest you expected?

[JerseyRich]

Awww, I'm blusing! :wub:


Hey Rich, was your weekend the sausage fest you expected?

Yes.

No women at all. :wallbash:

[Dougie Brootal]

this sucks. i think im gonna try to blow myself tonight.

[WampusCrandle]

in not horny ...... im a bit randy, but not horny

[Aggie]

im a bit randy


do does that mean you can feel when hippo is in trouble using twin powers?

[topless_mike]

this sux.
i know most of your pains.

[TheGameHHH]

gee let me think...........um, sure

[JerseyRich]

Indeed I am.

[Drunky McBetidont]

keep disneyspy outta here till easter. thanks

viscocity rules

[F1Gm3nT]

oh lord... this is still going on *shakes head*
my two cents: I currently am not, thank you

[Aggie]

oh lord... this is still going on *shakes head*
my two cents: I currently am not, thank you

lol nah, it just got resurrected yesterday cuz it got mentioned in a thread. i'm not either.

good to see you post! old schoolers are coming out the woodwork. gaia yesterday, you today! :clap:

[WampusCrandle]

do does that mean you can feel when hippo is in trouble using twin powers?

....... EXACTLY!

[IamFogHat]

My chick is at work, I'm hungover, and I'm horny. What should I do? I'm going out for a cigarette, when I get back I better have answers.

[Hottub]

Stop stealing Aggie's bit.

[Furtherman]

Rape a grapefruit.

[JerseyRich]

We have the perfect thread for you... (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23010&highlight=Horny)

[Aggie]

This is probably the horniest board ever.

PS Already a thread!

[Rab]

14/f/ny looking to meet up wit sum kool older men gigglezz ; )

[JerseyRich]

This is probably the horniest board ever.

PS Already a thread!


Can you blame us when your avatar is staring us in the face?

[~Katja~]

This is probably the horniest board ever.

PS Already a thread!

no kidding, either depressed or horny...or depressed AND horny

[Don Stugots]

no kidding, depressed AND horny

thats me

[A.J.]

This is probably the horniest board ever.

I blame the creeps.

[Furtherman]

no kidding, either depressed or horny...or depressed AND horny

I'm depressed that I'm always horny.... and alone!

[~Katja~]

I'm depressed that I'm always horny.... and alone!

yeah I am not really depressed... but the rest probably applies

[Aggie]

Can you blame us when your avatar is staring us in the face?

Hey, I'm not immune to it either. Maybe I should change it! I really am horny this morning.

[Aggie]

yeah I am not really depressed... but the rest probably applies

Originally Posted by Furtherman
I'm depressed that I'm always horny.... and alone!


You guys are making me sad. :sad:

[IamFogHat]

I was so hammered last night that I didn't wake up in time for morning sex before she went to work, is there anything worse?

[Furtherman]

You guys are making me sad. :sad:

Don't be! I was just joking. It's true, but I'm not actually depressed.

[JerseyRich]

I'm happy and horny. Does that count for anything?

[Furtherman]

I was so hammered last night that I didn't wake up in time for morning sex before she went to work, is there anything worse?

Falling off the Empire State Building and an owl catching your eyelid.

[Aggie]

I'm happy and horny. Does that count for anything?

Whachu want, a cookie?

[~Katja~]

You guys are making me sad. :sad:

nooo, sad and horny is the worst

I'm happy and horny. Does that count for anything?

nope

[Furtherman]

Whachu want, a cookie?

Now I'm horny and hungry!

[A.J.]

Whachu want, a cookie?

Now I'm horny and hungry!

Make sure it's not one of Pitzy's.

[Aggie]

Now I'm horny and hungry!

Just don't get any crumbs in the bed.

[JerseyRich]

Peanut Butter or White Chocolate Chip Macadamia Nut please.

[~Katja~]

Now I'm horny and hungry!

I have cookies! well, someone brought them in but I can pretend I made them.

[~Katja~]

Peanut Butter or White Chocolate Chip Macadamia Nut please.

you are already happy, you don't get cookies too

[JerseyRich]

you are already happy, you don't get cookies too

http://collegejolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/temper-tantrum.jpg

[Aggie]

WTF RICH! 18 and older in the horny thread. Creep.

[IamFogHat]

Peanut Butter or White Chocolate Chip Macadamia Nut please.

I have peanut butter white chocolate chip macadamia nut cookies in the fridge right now! Maybe I'll put those in the microwave and fuck 'em.

[JerseyRich]

WTF RICH! 18 and older in the horny thread. Creep.

What?! I checked his ID!

[Misteriosa]

banana split flavored hagen daas ice cream has been me out a lot lately... no wonder i have 30lbs to lose :down:

[~Katja~]

http://collegejolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/temper-tantrum.jpg

you know how to kill a mood

[~Katja~]

banana split flavored hagen daas ice cream has been me out a lot lately... no wonder i have 30lbs to lose :down:

ever tried the pear kind? http://d0.biggestmenu.com/00/00/ab/242aea9dfe9f7102_m.jpg

[hammersavage]

banana split flavored hagen daas ice cream has been me out a lot lately... no wonder i have 30lbs to lose :down:

From where? Unless you are being amputated, that's insane.

[Aggie]

From where? Unless you are being amputated, that's insane.

We always want to get back to what we used to be. Especially when we have sexy clothes in the closet we used to fit into. I'm with ya Mis but FWIW I think you're beautiful now.

Oh and Kat, that flavor is making me more horny.

[Misteriosa]

no i havent.. and im trying to quit! >.<

[hammersavage]

We always want to get back to what we used to be. Especially when we have sexy clothes in the closet we used to fit into. I'm with ya Mis but FWIW I think you're beautiful now.

So you don't fit into the clothes you wore when you were 13. You have tits and ass now. Be grateful.

[IamFogHat]

I could take care of this myself but I'm in one of those horny moods where you have to be with another person. But I have to wait till 5:30 when she gets home!

[~Katja~]

So you don't fit into the clothes you wore when you were 13. You have tits and ass now. Be grateful.

not to forget that ice cream gut.... (and I am referring to mine, not Misti)
I means seriously, regular sexercise can take care of that...

[hammersavage]

Whatever, I brought up 13 year olds trying to get certain people horny. Damn you all for talking about ice cream and making my stomach horny.

[EliSnow]

I was so hammered last night that I didn't wake up in time for morning sex before she went to work, is there anything worse?

I can't remember the last time I had morning sex. I know it was before our kids were born.

[A.J.]

I can't remember the last time I had sex. I know it was before your kids were born.

Fixed that for me.

[Aggie]

Fixed that for me.

AJ

=

http://hillbuzz.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/eeyore1.jpg

[EliSnow]

Fixed that for me.

http://brainfitforlife.com/blog/uploaded/debbie_downer.jpg

[Aggie]

I'm gettin' sum tonight! :clap:

[~Katja~]

I'm gettin' sum tonight! :clap:

iced cream?

cause that's all I'll be having and you have to be fair! :furious:

[hammersavage]

I hope your husband is ok with that. :tongue:

[mook]

Hi Rich...teehee

[Aggie]

iced cream?

cause that's all I'll be having and you have to be fair! :furious:

I'll try to be fair but I don't know if I can hold out.

I hope your husband is ok with that.

He'd be OK with it if it was Katja.

[JerseyRich]

Hi Rich...teehee

Umm...hi?

[Aggie]

Hi Rich...teehee

Umm...hi?

Weird.

[hammersavage]

Umm...hi?

Sure, play stupid. We know its your booty call.

[JerseyRich]

Sure, play stupid. We know its your booty call.


I did have a one night stand with a mook once.

I think that was his name.

Wait, what?

[hammersavage]

http://ashleymorris.typepad.com/mookie1.jpg

Stole your virginity.

[JerseyRich]

I was more of a Vince Coleman kinda kid...

http://baseballgremlin.mlblogs.com/vincecolemanmets.jpg

[mikeyboy]

I was more of a Vince Coleman kinda kid...

http://baseballgremlin.mlblogs.com/vincecolemanmets.jpg

I see you more as a Keith guy.

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/08/keith-hernandez.jpg

[hammersavage]

Only cuz Rich likes to be spit on, mikey.

[~Katja~]

I did have a one night stand with a mook once.

I think that was his name.

Wait, what?

did he look anything like this?
http://www.filmmuseum-potsdam.de/images/1963_2349_kopfbereich_Muck1.jpg
his name is "Kleiner Muck" and I always wondered what his name would be spelled like here

[JerseyRich]

I see you more as a Keith guy.




Please...How could I pick Keith over these two dreamboats?

http://www.freewebs.com/falzisttmautos/gary%20carter%20ttm.jpg

http://www.jetsandmets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/1989-topps-howard-johnson3.jpg

[TheGameHHH]

ya'll are a bunch of fucking creeps. i would never talk about my sexual desires or needs on an internet message board. im disgusting by all of you.

[Aggie]

ya'll are a bunch of fucking creeps. i would never talk about my sexual desires or needs on an internet message board. im disgusting by all of you.

Two words. Tara Reid.

[~Katja~]

ya'll are a bunch of fucking creeps. i would never talk about my sexual desires or needs on an internet message board. im disgusting by all of you.

weird, I am turned on by all of them

[JerseyRich]

It's fuckin' Vince Coleman!

[Furtherman]

Hi Rich...teehee

Umm...hi?

Everyone out of the thread! Let's let these two kids get to know each other.

[TheGameHHH]

Two words. Tara Reid.



Oh I hate you. See, I was kidding before but now you crossed the line

[TheGameHHH]

weird, I am turned on by all of them


Even Rich? You might be the first woman in history to be turned on by him

[~Katja~]

Even Rich? You might be the first woman in history to be turned on by him

all of you creeps... what do you think why a chick hangs out on a message board like this all day... if not at home... I gotta get it somewhere... don't you think?

[Aggie]

Even Rich? You might be the first woman in history to be turned on by him

You're burning with jealousy. All that hard work at the gym and you still can't get any, huh?

[TheGameHHH]

all of you creeps... what do you think why a chick hangs out on a message board like this all day... if not at home... I gotta get it somewhere... don't you think?



You raise a good point. In the future I'll try to be as helpful as possible for you

[TheGameHHH]

You're burning with jealousy. All that hard work at the gym and you still can't get any, huh?



Oh I gets mine! Make no mistake

[JerseyRich]

Look at me. I haven't ever been in a gym except to ask directions to the closest bar.

Throw on a vest and tie and you will have to beat them off with a stick.

[hammersavage]

Throw on a vest and tie and you will still have to beat off with a sock.

Right you are Richie!

[JerseyRich]

Right you are Richie!

I knew it would only be a matter of seconds.

[razorboy]

I knew it would only be a matter of seconds.

That's what your sock said.

[Hosp]

Wait, I'm confused, how long has Rich been fucking Vince Coleman and what do the 86 mets have to do with any of this?

[Aggie]

Wait, I'm confused, how long has Rich been fucking Vince Coleman and what do the 86 mets have to do with any of this?

No, no, it was Mookie.

[Dash77]

It's fuckin' Vince Coleman!

What about Strawberry ??

[boosterp]

I was more of a Vince Coleman kinda kid...

http://baseballgremlin.mlblogs.com/vincecolemanmets.jpg

I can't see his face, something is wrong with the picture.

It has been 4 and a half days, I need to get some. :sad:

[mikeyboy]

What about Strawberry ??

He filmed it.

[hammersavage]

You guys have it all wrong. The Mets have nothing to do with it.


He fucked the pizza delivery boy and this was their meet up.

http://img16.exs.cx/img16/6404/DoTheRightThingMayorMookie.jpg



The reference are getting more topical, actually.

[JerseyRich]

You guys have it all wrong. The Mets have nothing to do with it.


He fucked the pizza delivery boy and this was their meet up.

http://img16.exs.cx/img16/6404/DoTheRightThingMayorMookie.jpg



The reference are getting more topical, actually.


I was a pizza delivery guy in High School...

Damn, I'm horny.

[Gvac]

I was a pizza delivery guy in High School...

Damn, I'm horny.

Me too.

To both.

One time I delivered a pie to a house and the guy and his chick were lying on a rug in front of the fire place with a bottle of wine and lines of coke on the glass table.

They invited me to come back after work and party with them.

I think they had bad intentions.

[JerseyRich]

Me too.

To both.

One time I delivered a pie to a house and the guy and his chick were lying on a rug in front of the fire place with a bottle of wine and lines of coke on the glass table.

They invited me to come back after work and party with them.

I think they had bad intentions.


How could they resist with that delicious head of hair you have?

[Gvac]

How could they resist with that delicious head of hair you have?

You should have seen it when I was 17.

Even sexier than now, if you can believe it.

[ToiletCrusher]

You should have seen it when I was 17.

Even sexier than now, if you can believe it.

Jheri Curls???

[hammersavage]

I'm gettin' sum tonight! :clap:

And right about.............noooowwww she can't post in here for a little while.

[~Katja~]

And right about.............noooowwww she can't post in here for a little while.

you mean they had dinner and it's time for dessert? hmm, chocolate covered aggie:wub:

[boosterp]

you mean they had dinner and it's time for dessert? hmm, chocolate covered aggie:wub:

Quit stealing my "dessert" line! :tongue:

[Aggie]

:smoke:

[Gvac]

:smoke:

Gross.

[Aggie]

Gross.

Jealous.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Jealous.

I owe you a Scarlett, but I see you already ahve one.

[Tenbatsuzen]

hmm, chocolate covered aggie:wub:

her husband fell asleep on top of her again?

[TheGameHHH]

her husband fell asleep on top of her again?

hahahahahahaha

[Aggie]

I owe you a Scarlett, but I see you already ahve one.

Will you make me a sig? I just picked the first picture I liked of her this morning. If you have better, please share.

her husband fell asleep on top of her again?

:laugh:

[Tenbatsuzen]

I have plenty of "Aggie loves black dudes" jokes. I was just too much of a pussy to use them because I didn't want to be a creep.

Aggie, Scarlett J coming up. Stay up for a while./

[Aggie]

I have plenty of "Aggie loves black dudes" jokes. I was just too much of a pussy to use them because I didn't want to be a creep.

Aggie, Scarlett J coming up. Stay up for a while./

I can take 'em. Don't be scuuured.

Thanks!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I can take 'em. Don't be scuuured.

Thanks!

oh god, you don't know what you've unleashed.

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9389/aggiesig1.jpg

[Aggie]

http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9389/aggiesig1.jpg

THANK YOU!!!

[hammersavage]

God, I hope you post alot.

[A.J.]

:smoke:

You said you quit smoking. For shame.

[IamFogHat]

:smoke:

Ditto.
But she just left for work and I'm back to where I was yesterday.

[Aggie]

Ummm, hi. This threesome talk is getting to me.

[~Katja~]

Ummm, hi. This threesome talk is getting to me.

stop... you are already getting more than most of us who are left out there in the cold

[DarkHippie]

Ummm, hi. This threesome talk is getting to me.

i was just thinking the same thing. I am glad I am seeing my girl tomorrow. i havent seen her in a month cause i have been working 4 jobs, in addition to grad school

[EliSnow]

Ummm, hi. This threesome talk is getting to me.

I know what that feels like.

[Aggie]

stop... you are already getting more than most of us who are left out there in the cold

Sowwy, Kat. :sad:

[~Katja~]

Sowwy, Kat. :sad:

I'll just live vicariously through your experiences... it's ok...

[DarkHippie]

stop... you are already getting more than most of us who are left out there in the cold

like you couldn't get any if you wanted to

[~Katja~]

like you couldn't get any if you wanted to

you wouldn't believe how hard it is... I am not kidding

[DarkHippie]

you wouldn't believe how hard it is... I am not kidding

You know, that's a little bit comforting

[JerseyRich]

you wouldn't believe how hard it is... I am not kidding

That's what he said.

[~Katja~]

That's what he said.

way to bring the thread back on topic... LOL

[Gvac]

you wouldn't believe how hard it is... I am not kidding

[razorboy]

you wouldn't believe how hard it is... I am not kidding

That's what he said.

[~Katja~]

you wouldn't believe how hard it is... I am not kidding

it's been done before... just a bit more witty... :P


That's what he said.

[Gvac]

like you couldn't get any if you wanted to

[BlackSpider]

like you couldn't get any if you wanted to

You wouldn't beleive how hard it is... I'm not kidding...

[JerseyRich]

you know, that's a little bit comforting.

[razorboy]

You wouldn't beleive how hard it is... I'm not kidding...

You know, that's a little bit comforting

[Gvac]

I know what that feels like.

[~Katja~]

you fucksticks... just make fun of the handicapped

[BlackSpider]

That's what she said...

[razorboy]

You know, that's a little bit comforting

You know, that's a little bit comforting

[underdog]

Will you guys shut the hell up already and let Katja and Aggie get back to talking about their hornyness?

[Gvac]

i was just thinking the same thing.

[razorboy]

You know, that's a little bit comforting

That's what I said.

[JerseyRich]

I think they both left work and are masturbating in their cars as we type...

Shhh...can you hear them?

[BlackSpider]

I think they both left work and are masturbating in their cars as we type...

Shhh...can you hear them?

No doubt they're both using my new sig as batch material...

[~Katja~]

No doubt they're both using my new sig as batch material...

I have sigs turned off but I can always go through the 300 pix I took... (assuming that you made gvac and your picture your newest sig)

[Cyber Trucker]

Still horny, Still jacking:flush:

[DarkHippie]

Still horny, Still jacking:flush:

You know, that's a little bit comforting

[underdog]

All this non-gay sex talk on this board is starting to get to me.

[~Katja~]

All this non-gay sex talk on this board is starting to get to me.

getting the vapors?

[razorboy]

All this non-gay sex talk on this board is starting to get to me.

Will you guys shut the hell up already and let Katja and Aggie get back to talking about their horniness?

[underdog]

Will you guys shut the hell up already and let Katja and Aggie get back to talking about their horniness?

You guys scared aggie away. I figured I'd sexy it up a little.

[~Katja~]

Will you guys shut the hell up already and let Katja and Aggie get back to talking about their horniness?

well Aggie is obviously taking care of hers... all I have left is my trustworthy showerhead...
I think I feel a bit dirty now...

[underdog]

well Aggie is obviously taking care of hers... all I have left is my trustworthy showerhead...
I think I feel a bit dirty now...

You must have the tallest vagina ever.

[BlackSpider]

You must have the tallest vagina ever.



I love it...


http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/Pointlaugh1-1.gif

[~Katja~]

You must have the tallest vagina ever.

http://www.1800wheelchair.com/siteimages/large/drive-showermassage12045.jpg
+ 10 settings...

[underdog]

http://www.1800wheelchair.com/siteimages/large/drive-showermassage12045.jpg
+ 10 settings...

Oooooh. That makes much more sense.

[~Katja~]

Oooooh. That makes much more sense.

who uses the fixed one anymore these days? these are so much more versatile ;)

[Gvac]

all I have left is my trustworthy showerhead...
I think I feel a bit dirty now...

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EfM0qhvc77I/Rrsn-lkhMnI/AAAAAAAAAdI/4nqT5FTElj0/s320/Charmin+wipe.bmp

[underdog]

who uses the fixed one anymore these days? these are so much more versatile ;)

I only knew of the faucet trick, totally forgot about the "massaging" shower heads.

[~Katja~]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_EfM0qhvc77I/Rrsn-lkhMnI/AAAAAAAAAdI/4nqT5FTElj0/s320/Charmin+wipe.bmp

leaves me clean, but not satisfied ;)

[Aggie]

Um, yeah.

[hammersavage]

Who isn't?

[Aggie]

Who isn't?

Whores?

[EliSnow]

Um, yeah.

Maybe you should post more pictures in the Hot Chicks Pic thread.

[JerseyRich]

http://www.freeprintablecoloringpages.net/thumbs/School/Boy_Raising_Hand.png

[~Katja~]

Um, yeah.

seriously... I was wondering when someone would revive this and admit to it...
you never fail me :)

[A.J.]

Who isn't?

Me. I think it finally died.

[~Katja~]

Me. I think it finally died.

that's sad... don't ever let it die

[ToiletCrusher]

I feel like I'm 15 all over again. But now, I can afford to use all the kleenex.

[ANC]

I feel like I'm 15 all over again. But now, I can afford to use all the kleenex.

:lol:

[A.J.]

that's sad... don't ever let it die

I'm not giving it CPR.

[~Katja~]

I'm not giving it CPR.

well, someone should...

[JerseyRich]

I'm giving it CPR.

Useless without pics.

[~Katja~]

Useless without pics.

gay! no wonder you are not getting laid either JerseyFez

[ToiletCrusher]

gay! no wonder you are not getting laid either JerseyFez

Face!

[JerseyRich]

gay! no wonder you are not getting laid either JerseyFez


I think I'm gonna go home and fuck a hole in my bed tonight.

I got baby batter on the brain.

[~Katja~]

I think I'm gonna go home and fuck a hole in my bed tonight.

I got baby batter on the brain.

just stop at a rest stop on the turnpike on your way home... replacing mattresses every month gets a bit pricey

[A.J.]

I got baby batter on the brain.

Cover the tip with more tissues next time.

[EliSnow]

I got baby batter on the brain.

You didn't clean up after visting the gloryhole?

[Aggie]

seriously... I was wondering when someone would revive this and admit to it...
you never fail me :)

The first horny thread and this one are my legacy on the board. I won't fail you now!

[ToiletCrusher]

You didn't clean up after visting the gloryhole?

Not cleaning up is not proper etiquette.

[TheGameHHH]

I could get my fuck on right now

[CurseoftheBambi]

Is joe the plumber still horny?

[~Katja~]

I am about to craigslist this soon... it needs to come to an end

[JerseyRich]

I am about to craigslist this soon... it needs to come to an end
Discreet Encounters?

[~Katja~]

Discreet Encounters?

nah, I have an Ashley Madison account for that... craigslist is for when it just needs to end... for good

[RoseBlood]

tweedle mee.. tweedle thumb

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0394810767.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[RoseBlood]

tweedle mee.. tweedle thumb

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0394810767.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

[drjoek]

Is joe the plumber still horny?

Not sure.
Joe the dentist definately is though

[topless_mike]

nah, I have an Ashley Madison account for that... craigslist is for when it just needs to end... for good

call me...

[ANC]

Not sure.
Joe the dentist definately is though

Please refrain from mouth-fucking the patients.. :nono:

[Aggie]

tweedle mee.. tweedle thumb

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0394810767.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

I didn't know Rich was a model!?!

Masturbating and monkeys, two of my favorite things.

[drjoek]

Please refrain from mouth-fucking the patients.. :nono:


Its hard


Oh wait that came out wrong.

[JerseyRich]

I didn't know Rich was a model!?!

Masturbating and monkeys, two of my favorite things.


You should have seen me in my younger modeling days...

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=95&pictureid=1062

[~Katja~]

Masturbating and monkeys, two of my favorite things.

both can be really delicious

[Aggie]

That picture KILLS me Rich!

both can be really delicious

Only if you're involved. :wub:

[~Katja~]

That picture KILLS me Rich!



you don't mean that in a good way... do ya... lol

[JerseyRich]

I think I've aged gracefully.

Damnit, I'm horny today.

[ANC]

Its hard


Oh wait that came out wrong.

:laugh:

[~Katja~]

I think I've aged gracefully.

Damnit, I'm horny today.

most men do... you guys are lucky that age does you all good

[topless_mike]

no way... i'd much rather have a 30-40 year old than an 18-25 year old.
older women are hot.

[hammersavage]

I am about to craigslist this soon... it needs to come to an end

But there's so many creeps to choose from here!

no way... i'd much rather have a 30-40 year old than an 18-25 year old.
older women are hot.

Lying.

[~Katja~]

But there's so many creeps to choose from here!


they are all pussies

[hammersavage]

True

[EddieMoscone]

Seeing the chick from chuck in her little cotton panties last night got me all worked up...

Yeah, I'm still horny.

[hammersavage]

Oooo, I'm going out. Hopefully I shant be visiting this thread again soon.

[~Katja~]

Oooo, I'm going out. Hopefully I shant be visiting this thread again soon.

good luck, take one extra for the team

[EliSnow]

Oooo, I'm going out. Hopefully I shant be visiting this thread again soon.

Good luck at the bath house!

[underdog]

I am about to craigslist this soon... it needs to come to an end

You better hope they caught the right guy.

[Contra]

I'm really horny at this moment

[boosterp]

I too am really horny but I gots this upper respiratory crap that makes me sound like a frog. Try getting laid with a voice like that.:glurps:

[topless_mike]

Lying.

I do the elderly woman next door
I also plow the old guy down the street

i sense a pattern here....

[hammersavage]

http://op-for.com/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

[JerseyRich]

http://op-for.com/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

How was your night out?

[Aggie]

How was your night out?

It must have been cummy.

[RoseBlood]

How was your night out?

It must have been cummy.

He may never be the same again. :unsure:

[~Katja~]

*sigh*

:unsure::down:

[underdog]

*sigh*

:unsure::down:

Still looking for someone to "help you with your boxes"?