Still Horny? : Part II

[~Katja~]

Still looking for someone to "help you with your boxes"?

yeah I took care of that myself... I have no choice

[JerseyRich]

Still looking for someone to "help you with your boxes"?


I keep telling Hammer that all he has to do is get some Wilco tix and take her to the show...

But clearly he can't even do that right.

[~Katja~]

I keep telling Hammer that all he has to do is get some Wilco tix and take her to the show...

But clearly he can't even do that right.

oh yeah? just keep rubbing it in... you will see what will happen

[JerseyRich]

oh yeah? just keep rubbing it... you will see what will happen

Silly lady. I know what happens when you keep rubbing it.

[~Katja~]

sigh.... again


:glurps:

[Aggie]

After looking at this again I am:

http://girlskissinggirls.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hot-girls-kissing-in-shower.jpg

[hammersavage]

Well now I'm back

[EliSnow]

After looking at this again I am:

http://girlskissinggirls.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hot-girls-kissing-in-shower.jpg

I think everyone will need to change underwear after that one.

[hammersavage]

I just put on a fresh pair of boy shorts.

[JerseyRich]

Is it possible for Aggie to be the best and worst poster at the same time?

You are not helping our condition!

[EliSnow]

I just put on a fresh pair of boy shorts.

You got them from one of your twinks?

[Aggie]

Is it possible for Aggie to be the best and worst poster at the same time?

That pretty much sums me up.

Sorry guys, but it really was driving me crazy. I didn't want to be alone in my misery.

[EliSnow]

Is it possible for Aggie to be the best and worst poster at the same time?

You are not helping our condition!

Yeah, I'll just have to go home and have sex with my wife.

[JerseyRich]

Yeah, I'll just have to go home and have sex with my wife.


Way to brag, bro.

[EliSnow]

Way to brag, bro.

:innocent:

[drjoek]

Yeah, I'll just have to go home and have sex with my wife.

Yeah I might have to go home nad have sex with Elis wife too

[EliSnow]

Yeah I might have to go home nad have sex with Elis wife too

Sorry. She saw one of your pictures and noted how cummy you are.

[razorboy]

Yeah I might have to go home nad have sex with Elis wife too

I thought you were trying to tone down the creepy/cummy for a while?

[Aggie]

I thought you were trying to tone down the creepy/cummy for a while?

You can't not be creepy in this thread.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Sorry. She saw one of your pictures and noted how cummy you are.

talking about your wife bangin' dr joe k and then noting how cummy she thought he looked paints the wrong picture.

[topless_mike]

After looking at this again I am:

http://girlskissinggirls.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/hot-girls-kissing-in-shower.jpg

gotta say...
does nothing for me.

sorry.

[EliSnow]

talking about your wife bangin' dr joe k and then noting how cummy she thought he looked paints the wrong picture.

:wallbash:

My point was she wouldn't bang him because he's cummy looking based upon a picture of him. I didn't say she banged him.

[underdog]

gotta say...
does nothing for me.

sorry.

Do you have a secret?

[EddieMoscone]

That pretty much sums me up.

Sorry guys, but it really was driving me crazy. I didn't want to be alone in my misery.

I hate you so much right now.

I will have to stay away from your posts while I'm at the office. What if a guest were to walk in right now!! I can't get up to shake hands!

[drjoek]

Sorry. She saw one of your pictures and noted how cummy you are.
:sad:
:wallbash:

My point was she wouldn't bang him because he's cummy looking based upon a picture of him. I didn't say she banged him.

:down:

[~Katja~]

gotta say...
does nothing for me.

sorry.

Really?
I am sitting at my desk just seeing it in small in Aggie's avi and it got me all bothered...

[Gvac]

Old broads still get horny?

Gross.

[topless_mike]

Really?
I am sitting at my desk just seeing it in small in Aggie's avi and it got me all bothered...

chick on chick doesnt do anything for me.
i need some cock in my porn.

[~Katja~]

Old broads still get horny?

Gross.

all the time, more than when I was 25...

[epo]

Old broads still get horny?

Gross.

They probably saw my beautiful gams and recalled a sliver of their youth.

[~Katja~]

chick on chick doesnt do anything for me.
i need some cock in my porn.

doesn't make you gay, I need a nice woman's body in mine

[Aggie]

i need some cock in my porn.

Mod quote anyone????

I love my new avi!

[Drunky McBetidont]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00378/beer_boobs_378580b.jpg

[underdog]

chick on chick doesnt do anything for me.
i need some cock in my porn.

Someone definitely has a secret.

[EliSnow]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00378/beer_boobs_378580b.jpg

Salma Hayek?

[LordJezo]

I woke up last night and just started grabbing at my wife.

At first I though it was a dream but then slowly figured out what was going on.

[~Katja~]

I woke up last night and just started grabbing at my wife.

At first I though it was a dream but then slowly figured out what was going on.

never thought I'd ever say those words to ya... but she is a lucky lady

[topless_mike]

this thread makes me laff.. even when having a rough day.
:clap:

[Aggie]

this thread makes me laff.. even when having a rough day.
:clap:

Glad to be of service.

BTW, I am. Just to torture you people, I might need to add her to my list:

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/497/086/36/o_BIEL_AUTO.jpg

[topless_mike]

JB'S aiiight.

wouldnt kick her out of bed, but i wouldnt make her my first choice.

she would have been better if she left that cover-up down and not wow'd us.

[~Katja~]

this thread makes me laff.. even when having a rough day.
:clap:

sadly it makes me cry... I just realized how long I have not been touched by an adult when the doc gave me a check up yesterday and touched my shoulders and back while listening to my breathing/ wheezing....
I am a pathetic horny old person... really sad:glurps:

[topless_mike]

sadly it makes me cry... I just realized how long I have not been touched by an adult when the doc gave me a check up yesterday and touched my shoulders and back while listening to my breathing/ wheezing....
I am a pathetic horny old person... really sad:glurps:

this just turned me on.
jessica who? aint got nuttin on katja.

[Aggie]

JB'S aiiight.

wouldnt kick her out of bed, but i wouldnt make her my first choice.

she would have been better if she left that cover-up down and not wow'd us.

First girl on girl does nothing for you and now this. I think your wife has deprived you for so long you're switching teams.

[topless_mike]

First girl on girl does nothing for you and now this. I think your wife has deprived you for so long you're switching teams.

no.
trying too hard to be sexy usually kills it.

sexy just has to come naturally.

[ANC]

no.
trying too hard to be sexy usually kills it.

sexy just has to come naturally.

<--- (takes off naughty nurse outfit and slinks away)

[topless_mike]

<--- (takes off naughty nurse outfit and slinks away)

with all the sailors/sea men / truck drivers around here, yeah, smart choice.

[JerseyRich]

sadly it makes me cry... I just realized how long I have not been touched by an adult when the doc gave me a check up yesterday and touched my shoulders and back while listening to my breathing/ wheezing....
I am a pathetic horny old person... really sad:glurps:

?

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c24/zennythescalliwag/Amelie.jpg?t=1240606901

[~Katja~]

?

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c24/zennythescalliwag/Amelie.jpg?t=1240606901

are you saying I have daddy issues?
not really, cause then I would not be alone, would I?!

[JerseyRich]

are you saying I have daddy issues?
not really, cause then I would not be alone, would I?!


yea, you're right. Gvac would be there by now.

[~Katja~]

you are wrong, I would still be an old broad with daddy issues

[Aggie]

you are wrong, I would still be an old broad with daddy issues

I'll happily touch you Kat. Just tell me where! :innocent:

[underdog]

I'll happily touch you Kat. Just tell me where! :innocent:

I thought she was pretty clear in wanting her shoulders and back touched.

[JerseyRich]

I thought she was pretty clear in wanting her shoulders and back touched.


For being such a huge dyke...she sure doesn't pay attention all that much.

[TheGameHHH]

Between the Hot Chick pic thread and reading about Aggie touching Katjas back and shoulders, i gotta admit im quite horny right now.

[~Katja~]

I thought she was pretty clear in wanting her shoulders and back touched.

For being such a huge dyke...she sure doesn't pay attention all that much.

I wasn't clear on it at all.. I said that's where the doc touched me when I realized I miss adult contact... if it's Aggie who will touch me I will tell her my secret places

[underdog]

I wasn't clear on it at all.. I said that's where the doc touched me when I realized I miss adult contact... if it's Aggie who will touch me I will tell her my secret places

I was just making a joke.

If people can see me, they still don't understand me.

[Clint Eastwood]

Who said that?

[razorboy]

Who said that?

It was nothing. Turn down your hearing aid and go back to taking your nap old man.

[~Katja~]

I was just making a joke.

If people can see me, they still don't understand me.

I got the joke, I just needed an excuse to write that Aggie can touch me wherever she likes :)

[underdog]

I got the joke, I just needed an excuse to write that Aggie can touch me wherever she likes :)

I'm ok with that.

[Aggie]

I'm gonna attack my husband tonight.

[JerseyRich]

meh. Not this week.

[~Katja~]

I'm gonna attack my husband tonight.

can I join? or just watch???

[Aggie]

can I join? or just watch???

if i only had a webcam!

[JerseyRich]

if i only had a webcam!


I can recommend you this (http://www.amazon.com/Creative-Labs-73VF005000001-WebCam-Live/dp/B0002UE9WI)!

[~Katja~]

if i only had a webcam!

I bet a bunch of creeps here would love to overnight ya one right now

[Contra]

I've been so extra horny lately, I don't know why.

[Aggie]

I bet a bunch of creeps here would love to overnight ya one right now

Maybe, but you're the only one who can watch. :smoke:

[~Katja~]

Maybe, but you're the only one who can watch. :smoke:

oooh, I already hit the order submit button... camera is on it's way...LOL

[JerseyRich]

Maybe, but you're the only one who can watch. :smoke:


Ok, things are starting to turn around here...

[hammersavage]

Maybe, but you're the only one who can watch. :smoke:

Sexist

[Gvac]

I'm gonna attack my husband tonight.

Too easy.

[razorboy]

I'm feeling aggressive.

[Aggie]

Too easy.

No, you're easy. Slut.

[Contra]

Yeah imagining Katja and aggie touching each other's naughty places is not helping.

Not that I care.

[RhinoinMN]

Somebody is gonna get spooged on during their sleep tonight!

[Rube]

Somebody is gonna get spooged on during their sleep tonight!

Uncle Tommy?:down:

[RhinoinMN]

Uncle Tommy?:down:


sorry to hear that budday. some day u will stand up to him.

[~Katja~]

No, you're easy. Slut.

:lol:
Aggie is funny!


Saturday nights at home are bad... boring as hell and only one thing on my mind:wacko:

[TheGameHHH]

:lol:
Aggie is funny!


Saturday nights at home are bad... boring as hell and only one thing on my mind:wacko:

boxing? im totally watching it too. dont feel guilty

[~Katja~]

boxing? im totally watching it too. dont feel guilty

if being k.o'd is the only way to get laid I would do it right now! Knock me out, baby!

[underdog]

if being k.o'd is the only way to get laid I would do it right now! Knock me out, baby!

I wouldn't mention that too loud round these parts. Next thing you know, you'll be getting hammersavaged.

[~Katja~]

I wouldn't mention that too loud round these parts. Next thing you know, you'll be getting hammersavaged.

right now... I would even allow for that


it's not like a lil' ass play has ever hurt anyone.... that is what hammersavaged stands for, right? :unsure:

[TheGameHHH]

if being k.o'd is the only way to get laid I would do it right now! Knock me out, baby!

id rather go all 12 rounds

[underdog]

Ugh.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> none of u know what its like to be uncontrollably nasty horny all the time....walk a day in my shoes and feel the extreme frustration....and jack off while ur dog is layin on top of u bc ur too tired to move and too ancy and horny to sleep

bunch of semi horny assholes all of you!

:furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious:

:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Marc with a c]

what's 'nasty horny'?

[razorboy]

I'm in a baaaaad way tonight.

[britneypablo]

what's 'nasty horny'?

<font color="deeppink"> it means ull fuck the next thing the moves

[~Katja~]

<font color="deeppink"> none of u know what its like to be uncontrollably nasty horny all the time....walk a day in my shoes and feel the extreme frustration....and jack off while ur dog is layin on top of u bc ur too tired to move and too ancy and horny to sleep

bunch of semi horny assholes all of you!

:furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious:

:wallbash: :wallbash: :wallbash:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
start your mornings with a nice long morning shower... waste that water till it gets cold cause your water heater can't catch up

[britneypablo]

start your mornings with a nice long morning shower... waste that water till it gets cold cause your water heater can't catch up

<font color="deeppink"> i just imagined u saying that is ur hott little accent and now im even more horny....u bitch :wub:

[sailor]

<font color="deeppink"> it means ull fuck the next thing the moves

that's nasty.

[biggirl]

I am really horny today, but really sunburned. Not sure the orgasm is worth the pain it is going to take to have sex.

[weekapaugjz]

I am really horny today, but really sunburned. Not sure the orgasm is worth the pain it is going to take to have sex.

one time an ex and i banged when we were both really sunburned. super sweaty, painful, aloe smelling sex isn't as good as one would think.

[~Katja~]

that's nasty.

no you are nasty!





:)

[Gvac]

I am really horny today, but really sunburned. Not sure the orgasm is worth the pain it is going to take to have sex.

How big are you? :blink:

[ToiletCrusher]

How big are you? :blink:

Either a question out of genuine curiosity or to satisfy your spank bank.

[~Katja~]

I am really horny today, but really sunburned. Not sure the orgasm is worth the pain it is going to take to have sex.

really? you burned your vagina?

[BlackSpider]

Top ten for most posts in this thread...



User Name - Posts

Jennitalia - 199
F1Gm3nT - 124
Aggie - 91
TheGameHHH - 86
Hosp - 78
Iamnotatool - 63
~Katja~ - 58
grlNIN - 50
JerseyRich - 45
Gmann - 40

[ToiletCrusher]

http://www.splendicity.com/makeupminute/files/2009/01/kleenex.jpg

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/16958/200.jpg


Quit bitching. Oh and for the ladies:

http://lovelifelikeyourself.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/sex_toy4.jpg

I'm out.

[britneypablo]

really? you burned your vagina?

<font color="deeppink"> whenever i go to the tanning bed and its been a while my lovehole lips get all slightly burnt....makes ya itch when that happens....which of course causes more hornyness

[BlackSpider]

<font color="deeppink"> whenever i go to the tanning bed and its been a while my lovehole lips get all slightly burnt....makes ya itch when that happens....which of course causes more hornyness

Could be a yeast infection...

[~Katja~]

Could be a yeast infection...

funny but true... you never know what you pick up on those tanning beds

[BlackSpider]

funny but true... you never know what you pick up on those tanning beds

Or from Britney...

[JerseyRich]

funny but true... you never know what you pick up on those tanning beds


A tan?

[~Katja~]

Or from Britney...

I take anything from Brit

[~Katja~]

A tan?

usually a white circle on your ass

[JerseyRich]

I take anything from Brit


She's submissive. You'd have to give.

[~Katja~]

She's submissive. You'd have to give.

oh I am SURE she will give

[A.J.]

I'm back in an Islamic country. Ain't no chance of getting horny here.

[britneypablo]

She's submissive.

<font color="deeppink"> ah you are right....</font>

oh I am SURE she will give

<font color="deeppink"> but wait a min....you are MORE right

[~Katja~]

I'm back in an Islamic country. Ain't no chance of getting horny here.
sorry buddy, just think of Aggie and me...

<font color="deeppink"> ah you are right....</font>



<font color="deeppink"> but wait a min....you are MORE right

exactly, you can make submissive people do the craziest things...

[RhinoinMN]

Anybody get their cravings satisfied last night?


























I did.

[razorboy]

Anybody get their cravings satisfied last night?


























I did.

Quit gloating, ass.

[~Katja~]

Anybody get their cravings satisfied last night?



I did.


Thank you, I showered... I am good.

[Aggie]

Top ten for most posts in this thread...



User Name - Posts

Jennitalia - 199
F1Gm3nT - 124
Aggie - 91
TheGameHHH - 86
Hosp - 78
Iamnotatool - 63
~Katja~ - 58
grlNIN - 50
JerseyRich - 45
Gmann - 40

You've gone beyond horny to doing math. Poor spider.

[RhinoinMN]

You've gone beyond horny to doing math. Poor spider.

Not really. He's stalking. It is quite scary.

[biggirl]

How big are you? :blink:

I have big breasts...they are at a D now

[biggirl]

really? you burned your vagina?

No, nothing like that...just the rest of the bod. I tend to move and groove during sex, thought the sunburn would hurt a bit much with all of the moving and grooving.

[biggirl]

Anybody get their cravings satisfied last night?































I did.


Yeah, went for the orgasm...it was good...no, fabulous. Definitely worth the pain of the sunburn. Just put on extra aloe today.

[RoseBlood]

I am really horny today, but really sunburned. Not sure the orgasm is worth the pain it is going to take to have sex.

No, nothing like that...just the rest of the bod. I tend to move and groove during sex, thought the sunburn would hurt a bit much with all of the moving and grooving.

Yeah, went for the orgasm...it was good...no, fabulous. Definitely worth the pain of the sunburn. Just put on extra aloe today.

Good sex transcends any pain you might be feeling. I nearly tore the top of my foot off from rug burn once, but hadn't realized till I was finished.

[~Katja~]

You've gone beyond horny to doing math. Poor spider.

haha, no math... it's a click of the mouse to see those stats...

I am sure it will soon be overturned...

User Name Posts
Jennitalia 199
F1Gm3nT 124
Aggie 92
TheGameHHH 86
Hosp 78
~Katja~ 65
Iamnotatool 63
grlNIN 50
JerseyRich 47
Gmann 40

[A.J.]

I'm back in an Islamic country. Ain't no chance of getting horny here.

sorry buddy, just think of Aggie and me...

::thinking::

I'd like to retract my previous comment.

[Aggie]

::thinking::

I'd like to retract my previous comment.


STOP!! I wouldn't be able to handle the guilt of you getting be-headed on our account!

[A.J.]

STOP!! I wouldn't be able to handle the guilt of you getting be-headed on our account!

Yes, but my severed head would have such a smile on it.

[Hosp]

I'm just posting in here so I can stay slightly ahead of Katja in that list.

[boosterp]

I'm just posting in here so I can stay slightly ahead of Katja in that list.

Not possible.

[~Katja~]

I'm just posting in here so I can stay slightly ahead of Katja in that list.

that's sad... you really should post here with different (much better) motives

[JerseyRich]

that's sad... you really should post here with different (much better) motives
For example?

[Furtherman]

Good sex transcends any pain you might be feeling. I nearly tore the top of my foot off from rug burn once, but hadn't realized till I was finished.

I remember that happening a few times... and the pain of my clothes and shoes rubbing against skin the next day! OW.

But worth it.

[~Katja~]

For example?

like to point out that his morning shower was very exciting

[JerseyRich]

like to point out that his morning shower was very exciting
How exciting was it?

[~Katja~]

How exciting was it?

after weird dreams about my upcoming last day at work and waking up at 5 it was JUST what I needed.

[hammersavage]

What's wrong with you people?

[JerseyRich]

What's wrong with you people?


Too many hot chicks in the hot chick pic thread...not enough sex.

[hammersavage]

I just went back a few years in this thread, used to be a lot worse.

[Aggie]

I just went back a few years in this thread, used to be a lot worse.

You have no idea. You should see the original one that as locked. I used to be a lonely, horny girl. http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=13077

[hammersavage]

If I were a hot chick, I'd be too busy getting laid constantly to be horny.

[~Katja~]

What's wrong with you people?

what's wrong with you?

[hammersavage]

what's wrong with you?

Horny

[JerseyRich]

Miss Apple Boy. He was the best.

[topless_mike]

Good sex transcends any pain you might be feeling. I nearly tore the top of my foot off from rug burn once, but hadn't realized till I was finished.

the TOP of your feet?
how on earth did... oh, never mind.

[JerseyRich]

the TOP of your feet?
how on earth did... oh, never mind.


You have to be a little quicker bro! Has it been that long? Really?

As soon as I read that, I had a full motion video vision in my head of the scenario.

[topless_mike]

You have to be a little quicker bro! Has it been that long? Really?


answer is yes, and i dont check this thread every day (you creep)

[JerseyRich]

answer is yes, and i dont check this thread every day (you creep)

I call Bullshit on this one!

[~Katja~]

answer is yes, and i dont check this thread every day (you creep)

you should! It's your duty!

[topless_mike]

I call Bullshit on this one!
call it, draw it, take a picture of it. i dont give a fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk.

seriously. i dont.


you should! It's your duty!

more FAIL spewing from me.
:glurps:

[JerseyRich]

call it, draw it, take a picture of it. i dont give a fuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhk.

seriously. i dont.




more FAIL spewing from me.
:glurps:


I can't wait to make out with you tomorrow night.

[razorboy]

I can't wait to make out with you tomorrow night.

This post will haunt my nightmares.

[topless_mike]

I can't wait to make out with you tomorrow night.

lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!! !!

[QueefShovel]

I can't wait to make out with you tomorrow night.

lies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!! !!

Fags!

Can I come?

[boosterp]

I can't wait to make out with you tomorrow night.

Now I feel hammersavaged. :glurps:

[EddieMoscone]

You have no idea. You should see the original one that as locked. I used to be a lonely, horny girl. http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=13077

I can't see how that scenario is even possible.

[Contra]

Yeah she was a prude

[Aggie]

Well, I lived alone and I didn't do one night stands or just random sex so it happened all right. I have some standards. Whereas you guys will screw anything that moves and gives you one hint they're interested.

BTW NOT horny today. What a rarity.

[JerseyRich]

Well, I lived alone and I didn't do one night stands or just random sex so it happened all right. I have some standards. Whereas you guys will screw anything that moves and gives you one hint they're interested.

BTW NOT horny today. What a rarity.


I blame the blacks.

Wait a minute!

[Aggie]

I blame the blacks.

Wait a minute!

:smoke:



I want someone to re-name this thread. I was feeling very uncreative and it could be so much better. Any ideas?

[RhinoinMN]

:smoke:



I want someone to re-name this thread. I was feeling very uncreative and it could be so much better. Any ideas?

Katja's Horny?

[boosterp]

Katja's Horny?

The I had a wet dream thread?

[Aggie]

The Horny Dyke Thread?

[JerseyRich]

Creep Bomb Shelter.

[Yerdaddy]

Well, I lived alone and I didn't do one night stands or just random sex so it happened all right. I have some standards. Whereas you guys will screw anything that moves to Texas and gives you one hint they're interested.

BTW NOT horny today. What a rarity.

Fixed.

[razorboy]

Yes.





Very.

[Hosp]

You have no idea. You should see the original one that as locked. I used to be a lonely, horny girl. http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=13077

Yeah, the good old days of the original thread.

And me saying I was horny is like me saying I just took a breath.

[~Katja~]

Yeah, the good old days of the original thread.

And me saying I was horny is like me saying I just took a breath.

which is a very irregular thing

[Aggie]

Fixed.

Yerdaddy!!! :wub: Now I'm horny.

[JerseyRich]

Who's yerdaddy?

:smoke:

[Aggie]

Who's yerdaddy?

:smoke:

Bad joke just killed the mood. :thumbdown:

[hammersavage]

Who's yerdaddy?

:smoke:

Drying pussy faster than a Don Rigo

[JerseyRich]

Bad joke just made me moist. :wub:

nice.

[biggirl]

hoping to rock the travel trailer tonight.

[jessicaduh]

sigh.

[JerseyRich]

This sausagefest tonight is just what the Doctor ordered.

[~Katja~]

hoping to rock the travel trailer tonight.

you are in the circus???

[~Katja~]

This sausagefest tonight is just what the Doctor ordered.

glad to be there then... with all my raging hormones

[topless_mike]

This sausagefest tonight is just what the Doctor ordered.

not a sausage fest... more of a "guy's nite out". the perfect ending to this would be that the party end up over at hot 22, especially if the chicks go (if any actually show up).


just sayin.

[JerseyRich]

not a sausage fest... more of a "guy's nite out". the perfect ending to this would be that the party end up over at hot 22, especially if the chicks go (if any actually show up).


just sayin.

Is "hot22" a nickname for my new Santa Fe? If so, then yes, that's where it will end up.

[~Katja~]

not a sausage fest... more of a "guy's nite out". the perfect ending to this would be that the party end up over at hot 22, especially if the chicks go (if any actually show up).


just sayin.

I am in!

[biggirl]

you are in the circus???

you should see the tricks I can do

[TheGameHHH]

Hahaha Hot22! Love it

[ANC]

not a sausage fest... more of a "guy's nite out". the perfect ending to this would be that the party end up over at hot 22, especially if the chicks go (if any actually show up).


just sayin.

Hot 22.... a lot of guys I work with prefer it over Lookers.

[hammersavage]

byob

[ANC]

byob

Ahhh like Delilah's Den..

Lookers stinks, a bunch of chicks dancing in bikinis and over-priced booze.

[hammersavage]

Helllooooooooooooooooooo

[hammersavage]

I better get a mid jerk snack ready

[~Katja~]

I better get a mid jerk snack ready

she won't let ya snack

http://snarkerati.com/galleries/Ivanka-Trump/0081-Ivanka-Trump.jpg

http://www.prettyhotandsexy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ivanka_trump_max_01.jpg

[hammersavage]

You're evil, kraut

[TheGameHHH]

yea, i am.......big time

[~Katja~]

ugh... and so this mother's day ends... unsatisfied.. :( I bet Aggie is having more fun tonight

[TheGameHHH]

ugh... and so this mother's day ends... unsatisfied.. :( I bet Aggie is having more fun tonight

you deserve a better end to mothers day

[~Katja~]

hmmm one of those nights again... anything good on tv tonight for distraction?

[topless_mike]

yawn.

[razorboy]

hmmm one of those nights again... anything good on tv tonight for distraction?

That's what the internet is for.

[jessicaduh]

damn it.

[JerseyRich]

My trousers are tight.

[~Katja~]

My trousers are tight.

did that just say "slacks" a second ago???

[EliSnow]

My trousers are tight.

Someone's been looking at pictures of himself again

[JerseyRich]

Someone's been looking at pictures of all the beautiful women of RF.net again


Yup.

[biggirl]

I've been horny for days...rhino is too busy chatting it up with Toilet Crusher to see to my needs.

[JerseyRich]

I've been horny for days...rhino is too busy chatting it up with Toilet Crusher to see to my needs.

This thread is perfect for you then.

[RhinoinMN]

I've been horny for days...rhino is too busy chatting it up with Toilet Crusher to see to my needs.

Chat with us. Imagine the possibilities!

[~Katja~]

I've been horny for days...rhino is too busy chatting it up with Toilet Crusher to see to my needs.

what a shame!

[~Katja~]

where is Aggie btw ? She sure can get the weekends started right! If I can't have cocks I want my dykes at least!

[JerseyRich]

where is Aggie btw ? She sure can get the weekends started right! If I can't have cocks I want my dykes at least!

There's nothing more sad than an old broad that can't get cock or vagina.

[~Katja~]

There's nothing more sad than an old broad that can't get cock or vagina.

thanks for pointing that out.. I might just turn into Doug and start a nobody loves me thread.

[JerseyRich]

thanks for pointing that out.. I might just turn into Doug and start a nobody loves me thread.

I love you.

[TheGameHHH]

Yea, I'm really feelin it today. I gotta get some tonight

[~Katja~]

I love you.

oh yeah? where were you when I had to bring the trash out myself this morning? I could have used that time spent for some additional shower time and would not be lingering in this thread now :(

Yea, I'm really feelin it today. I gotta get some tonight

can I come??? I have no plans otherwise...

[JerseyRich]

So sad.

[Aggie]

Suckers! I got some last night, but now I want more. :smoke:

[~Katja~]

sure, rub it in.... :wacko:


umm... right there please...
oh and there... and there... yupp... that's good! AAAAAAAhhhhh

[JerseyRich]

Suckers! I got some last night, but now I want more. :smoke:
This is not a place for braggin.

[~Katja~]

This is not a place for braggin.

no, but for rubbin! let her rub! Shhhhhhhhhhhh!

[JerseyRich]

Ok.. I can get behind some rubbin.

[Aggie]

Wow, Kat really is horny. I need to help her out...is that good?

[hammersavage]

I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch, but there's a very good chance I fuck one of those chickens tomorrow.

[~Katja~]

I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch, but there's a very good chance I fuck one of those chickens tomorrow.

pedophile!

[razorboy]

Wow, Kat really is horny. I need to help her out...is that good?

Emphatically, yes.

[TheGameHHH]

oh yeah? where were you when I had to bring the trash out myself this morning? I could have used that time spent for some additional shower time and would not be lingering in this thread now :(



can I come??? I have no plans otherwise...
I'd love for you to come...

[RoseBlood]

I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch, but there's a very good chance I fuck one of those chickens tomorrow.

That made me laugh out loud.. getting weird looks now. :huh:

Oh and my vagina is very wet right now.

It's that time of month.

[epo]

As the great Tom Waits once said, "I'm so horny the crack of dawn better be careful around me."

And unfortunately...I don't hang out with Dawn anymore.

[~Katja~]

for some reason I started reading this thread title as Horny Party II.... so weird.

[TheGameHHH]

That made me laugh out loud.. getting weird looks now. :huh:

Oh and my vagina is very wet right now.

It's that time of month.

Hahahahahaha gross

[RoseBlood]

for some reason I started reading this thread title as Horny Party II.... so weird.

This reminds me, everytime I see "biggirls" name i see "bi-girl".

[JerseyRich]

This reminds me, everytime I see "biggirls" name i see "bi-girl".


Funny, everytime I see her name, I see "Threesome."

Odd.

[Gvac]

Still Horny?

Not after looking at the broads that are members here.

[sailor]

Not after looking at broads

queer

[Gvac]

queer

Faggot.

[sailor]

Faggot.

in yer dreams, homo.

[Gvac]

in yer dreams, homo.

Whatever, Navy boy.

http://www.bimmerfest.com/photos/data/500/Gay-Sailors.JPG

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Whatever, Navy boy.

http://www.bimmerfest.com/photos/data/500/Gay-Sailors.JPG

Wow, they're all in black and white just like whenever I hang with you! ;)

[A.J.]

There is nothing in this country to make me the slightest bit horny.

[~Katja~]

There is nothing in this country to make me the slightest bit horny.

not even morning tv?


I could be in the slums in Kenya and still find myself horny... :)

[A.J.]

not even morning tv?

Not even. Morning TV here shows people at prayer.

[cougarjake13]

the last 3 weeks ive been more horny than i can ever remember being

[Contra]

Drinking and horny

[hammersavage]

hah hah

[EliSnow]

There is nothing in this country to make me the slightest bit horny.

Hard to find cuban boys there, I guess.

I've been away on a business trip since Tuesday morning, so yes, I'm feeling a little frisky.

[~Katja~]

I don't want to count my chickens before they hatch, but there's a very good chance I fuck one of those chickens tomorrow.

hah hah

oooh???!



today was a bad day....
so glad that i have this addiction under control....

[A.J.]

Hard to find cuban boys there, I guess.

We have plenty of effeminate Filipinos instead.

[razorboy]

Yes.

[TheGameHHH]

oooh???!



today was a bad day....
so glad that i have this addiction under control....

does a bad day mean you were horny a lot or werent horny enough?

[JerseyRich]

Hit me hard this morning.

And yes, I understand that I made a pun.

[~Katja~]

does a bad day mean you were horny a lot or werent horny enough?

yes, it means I was way too horny...
thankfully today is ok...

[epo]

yes, it means I was way too horny...
thankfully today is ok...

So "ok" is really horny or that you are doing laundry?

I can't keep track of this stuff.....

[TheGameHHH]

yes, it means I was way too horny...
thankfully today is ok...

Ok as in you're the perfect amount of horny?

[Aggie]

Ok as in you're the perfect amount of horny?

No. It means she's OK cuz she thought of me and took care of it!

[Jvac]

I could satisfy every male and female board member in this thread all in one night, For I am JVAC! ALPHA MALE OF RONFEZ.NET!

[JerseyRich]

I could satisfy every male and female board member in this thread all in one night, For I am JVAC! ALPHA MALE OF RONFEZ.NET!

Go fuck your cat.

[hammersavage]

No. It means she's OK cuz she thought of me and took care of it!

Aaaaaaaand I'm back