Ron's Line Of The Day (LOTD)

[tonedef04]

to dave "why don't you just get barbed wire tattooed around your arm you fucking cliche!"

[tonedef04]

"you show me a guy that's good with kids, and i'll show you a guy who likes to suck babydick"

[tonedef04]

"i wish i was gay so i could ruin my parents"

[BinaryBimbo]

From 6-24-02 AFRO show while discussing the dots Indians from Asia put on their foreheads to denote class: " I got up real close to one of those once; do you know what it said? You are here."

[tileslinger]

At some point this week Dave was talking about how he liked fantasy movies.

Ron said "Adults have fantasy movies, it's called porn."

I need to start keeping a pen with while listening.

[tileslinger]

Also at some point this week Ron said

"are we really still using pens?"

[tileslinger]

Ron said
"I've stolen from every corperation. I have a studio just like this at home. I order two of everything."

[jauble]

As Ed - Can you put a napkin over your dick and call it the Ku Klux Cock?

[tileslinger]

"Whenever I leave a relationship if there's a house I like to just burn it down and start fresh"

[tonedef04]

to earl "what about "word to your moms, we's dropping bombs" are these real bombs?"

[tonedef04]

"i got a name for those imax people. earl, could you step out so i can say what it is"

[tonedef04]

"you could actually toss salad in fez's ass. it's as deep as a salad bowl."

[tjchr]

As Ed - Can you put a napkin over your dick and call it the Ku Klux Cock?

that whole bit absolutely killed especially when ron couldnt even keep the it going and had to laugh

[underdog]

It was really subtle and I'm not even sure if it means what I think it means, but when they were talking about the feet in shoes washing up on shore :

"And not one of those shoes could you get in a cigar bar."

[tileslinger]

Dave: "Well she married that Black Crowes guy."

Ron: "What? are we pilgrams we're supposed to always stay married?"

[tileslinger]

Ron: "The fact that we have something called a sneeze guard lets you know how awful the american public is."

[A.J.]

"How can you not like Hendrix? I can't understand that concept."

Amen Brother.

[tonedef04]

"i cam from a different generation. a generation of FUCKING!"

[tonedef04]

when babyface and fez were sporking "oh god. it's like watching a gorilla fuck a bunny."

[docgoblin]

This exchange was hilarious the other day:

Earl: As a kid it was like a right of passage to play in dirt and find what was crawling around in there...

Ron: ...That was your kitchen floor!.. Filthy bastards!.. You ruined that neighborhood Earl!

[tileslinger]

"Roctor my eyes have seen the years..."

[tonedef04]

"fez has gone all spoken word on us"

[tileslinger]

Dave: "I belive the children are our future."

Ron: "I belive the children are our furniture."

[tileslinger]

Fez "The first time I got drunk it was on Slow Gin Fizz"

Ron "So it was a slow gin Fez?"

[tileslinger]

I think Dave asked why there was'nt mor to drink and Ron said...

"This is not a bar it's a radio station."

[tonedef04]

ron: "earl, you're black, right?"

earl: "yes"

ron: "EEWWWWW!!!!!"

[ChrisTheCop]

To Earl: I'm not voting for Obama. I dont know anything about him, but I know you.
And I'm afraid he thinks like you.

[tileslinger]

"It's hard to type with an empty nose. Let's pack that thing and then you'll see some typing"

[Oscar]

that whole bit absolutely killed especially when ron couldnt even keep the it going and had to laugh


aboslutley!!!!


As Ed-"Fez, your Skynard pretty."

[tonedef04]

from thursdays show
caller: "milly hatchett is in stable condition after undergoing open heart surgery"

ron: "well, this day just keeps getting worse...."

[tonedef04]

talking about "everybody loves raymond"

ron: "what i don't understand is why he's always in trouble with his wife. Punch that bitch in the face a couple of times."

[Chigworthy]

Forehead. Punch her in the forehead.

[boonanas]

During the woo'ing Fez bit sometime last week.

Ron in a southern accent: Fez, why don't you fart in my mouth, then I'll fart in your mouth, and then we're married. That's a Tennessee weddin'.

[DolaMight]

on topic of fear of std's

Dave to fez "Just wear a condom"

Ron: "Condoms...? Fuck that. Mind over matter"

[Landblast]

"Cock Mountain"

[Landblast]

on Fez not liking Bull Fighting

R: ...would you blow a bull?....
F: NO, I wouldn't blow a bull....

R: ...well that's three species you don't want anything to do with...

[Landblast]

F: ...in high school I would find out what color my text book would be, like if my math book was blue, then I'd get a blue folder to match the color of the book...

R: and then what,..you'd get the guy to cum on your face?...

[tonedef04]

from monday, ron's thoughts on Friends the sitcom

"that show was the worst thing to ever happen to my television. and i've had a rock thrown at my tv!"

[tonedef04]

to lily "you said you wanted a laser over your whole body to remove your hair right? you said your asshole was a problem area."

[tonedef04]

"earl, the reverend handed you your ass today"

[tonedef04]

i beleive this was from wednesday's show. dave mentioned something about Noah's Arc

ron: "when did you become a noah all? see what i did there. did a little word play."

[Landblast]

R: ...you know how people say, it's great to have a girl be a whore in the bedroom and a chef in the kitchen...Lilly's a whore in the bedroom and a whore in the kitchen...

[Hepcat22]

Yesterday, about Paul-O's financial situation:

Paul, your only chance in life now is scratch-offs.

[drjoek]

I got high in Mexico and we went out for pizza

[Landblast]

on JJ Walker promoting Microsoft

...this Vista is Dy-No-Mite!...

[Landblast]

on NYPD getting 17% raise

..well, there have been 17% more beatings..

[tonedef04]

"lily was the only one to show up to work on September 12th."

[tonedef04]

"we all know lily, she's the kind of girl that will jack you off with her feet."

[drjoek]

Listening to a replay from earlier in the week
Fez is rubbing his chest
Ron asks him" Do you want a baby aspirin?
And give me one too, Why should I get the heart attack and you get to walk away free."

[underdog]

From the Best-Of, talking about Austin, TX :

"...lleeder would be thrown in jail, where he belongs."

[IamFogHat]

"It's a speak n' spell."

[tonedef04]

on sarah palin

" i gotta keep reminding people; A. she doesn't want to have sex with you. and B. after that last kid, she's probably not to into it anyways."

[MacVittie]

(on "It makes you Fez")

Fez: People are still bringing up that song, it's amazing.
Ron: Well, that's what happens when you don't write a second.

[Oscar]

Ronnie B: "Joe Biden looks like every guy thats ever punched you in the face."


HAHAHAH pure gold.

[A.J.]

Dave: She brought up Truman because he was from a small town.

Ron: Why not bring up Johnny Cougar?

[jlehane3]

funny as hell,radio platinum.I love that the callers were asking him questions as Joe Biden.

[Marc with a c]

david: "anything goes in is coming out."

ron: "it's coming out my way as well, just not as hungry."

talking about the prospect of dave having irish twins.

[colorange]

about fez

ron: "he's a guy that lives alone but then he's got a pizza night"

[tonedef04]

on fez eating so much sushi and retaining water from all the sodium

"he had mitten hands!"

[tonedef04]

on lily not able to orgasm during sex

"your pussy is as cold as fezzy's pizza"

[Hepcat22]

on lily not able to orgasm during sex

"your pussy is as cold as fezzy's pizza"


LOL.

[Freakshow]

They were originally called "Gary Fuckit and Your Mother's Gap"

[Landblast]

on Earl's JET FANS song

...that's an old negro spiritual...

[Judge Smails]

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Shit! I must have missed that one. Was that on today's show. That Ron . . . what a card!

[hammersavage]

when he said "[/table][table][tr][td=2,1]" i almost drove off the road!!!

[Sweet_Ness]

We all have disappointments in life, but that's no excuse to suck on a glass dildo till your hair falls out

[tonedef04]

from wednesday's show

"i think that caller meant soul train awards earl. or as you call 'em, the NMA'S"

[A.J.]

Bree Olson: "I can barely stand up."

Ron: "Well, that's not new for you, honey."

[tonedef04]

"no ticky, no washy"

[tonedef04]

during porno password

bree: "penis"

ron: "earl's reply was "I don't mind if I do""

[tonedef04]

on girl offering virginity in return for tuition money

ron: dave, how much would you give her?

dave: about 45 g's

ron: what!! i'd giver her $300 like every other hooker

[drjoek]

"Fez, you know how I met ;John Cougar? My parents sent me to Melloncamp

[Sue_Bender]

"Fez, you know how I met ;John Cougar? My parents sent me to Melloncamp


That didn't really happen, though.

[tonedef04]

on company dropping david duchovny

"you know what i would say if i was David Duchovny: johnson and murphy, it's dick strokin' fun!"

[tonedef04]

"i'm not gonna lie to you, i wasn't the greatest shop major. we didn't even have tools, we studied shop theory. it was like, ok if we had wood, this is what we'd do with it."

[tonedef04]

"yeah, well, i sold out a concert in your mothers cunt 3 nights in a row!"

[Hottub]

"Flathead! They found the fucking sub!!!"

[Landblast]

from yesterday
R: Fez is like a woman, he looks prettier when he cries..
F: ...I glisten...
R: that's from all that cum on your face...

[IamFogHat]

"I think some cum and tears will take care of all your problems."

[tileslinger]

To his young nephew

Ron: " You see they are both Tyler Derden"

(from fight club probly mispelled) misspelled is probly misspelled probly is probly misspelled

[tonedef04]

from monday about sarah palin

"i love her and her moose killing vagina. she just hopped up on that moose and snapped its neck with her vagina like a steel trap."

[tonedef04]

to new lily

"oh, so you are studying fashion. you know i invented smoke pants right?"

[tileslinger]

Ron: "I won't ask for their autograph but I will ask if I can have one one of thier fries."

[sailor]

To his young nephew

Ron: " You see they are both Tyler Derden"

(from fight club probly mispelled) misspelled is probly misspelled probly is probly misspelled

fret not, that is how you spell fight club.

[Freakshow]

fret not, that is how you spell fight club.

but it's not how you spell Nite Klub, the song from the Specials first album...

[CardiffGiant]

A little late with this one, I think it was last Friday's show when ESD and Intern David were in the room and someone said "David and David" and Ron says "Welcome to the fucking Boomtown". I started cracking up. Ron knows his 80's hits

[Pestz4Evah]

Earl: My father, when he watched Malcom X, he literally said, "When are they going to shoot him already."
Ron: My dad said the same thing, but he said that back in '66.

[tonedef04]

on cop giving heather locklear a DWI ticket

"what kind of moe cop doesn't give her the old suck on my balls warning?"

[tonedef04]

to aj dynamite

" i got 2 words for you. Vegas. you ever thought about it?"

[MisterSmith]

A little late with this one, I think it was last Friday's show when ESD and Intern David were in the room and someone said "David and David" and Ron says "Welcome to the fucking Boomtown". I started cracking up. Ron knows his 80's hits

Holy crap, I thought I was the only one that caught that! Nice! :lol::thumbup:

[IamFogHat]

I might be going out on a limb here, and I guess simple research would be required, but I think that tonedef04 really loves Ron's lines of the day.

[tonedef04]

I'm just doing my part and showing my support for Ron, Mr. Foghat. BTW I am a big fan of your posts as well. I'm also trying to help this thread regain the glory it once had, so Wackbag is no longer the king of the Ron's LOTD Thread. so here's a line or 2 from Thursday's show

"thank god this is an XL channel. can you imagine the trouble I'd be in right now."

to new lily: "these girls say mean things to me too. i remember one time one of them said to me 'stop jerking off on me, i'm just trying to get a beer"

[IamFogHat]

"We should change the name of this country to Waterworld."

[tonedef04]

on the subject of the best next human evolution

"you know how everyone likes a threesome........why not a cock on each knee?"

[tonedef04]

to fez

"jesus christ...take a chill razor!"

ron then promptly threw a razor blade at fez

[Landblast]

on Ron being asked if he thinks hotel maids are filthy, carrying germs from room to room

...I'm the guy who fucks the maids!.....

[Furtherman]

"I want to come see you up in Rochester, but my map only goes to the end of the world. How to I get past the sea monsters?"

[Landblast]

on Lilly coming to visit

...will you promise me you'll come back for Fez's funeral?...

[Landblast]

on the Blowhard
....he's hoping to get into a car accident and wake up in 1973 as a cop...

[tonedef04]

"why not just call it a 'cum on your ass couch' instead of a pullout couch?"

[tonedef04]

after crazed freestyle

"i'm gonna tell ya right now, he's just as good as jay-z"

[tileslinger]

Ron to Germ Freak: "If you don't have anal sex with her how do you fuck her in the ass?

[tonedef04]

from monday

ron: "hey fez.......when does the rain cut?"

fez: "i dont know"

ron: "when its raining RAZORS!!!!"

[tonedef04]

from monday

ron: "when is a cigar not a cigar?"

fez: "dont know"

ron: "when its a RAZOR!!!"

[AnnoyedGrunt]

(After caller admits to having sex with a 13 year old)

Caller: Love the show.

Ron: I'll be glad when they kill you.

[Landblast]

from yesterday

on the show CSI

...once , I'd like to see those guys get there before they die....

[Marc with a c]

fez: why cant they just get together and become trinabago?

ron: because everyone will think that's where the vans come from.

[tonedef04]

during wrestling trivia

ron: "once i was at a wrestling gig, and i had a sign that said 'Goldberg.......more like JEWBERG!!!' but they took it away."

dave: "why would they do that?"

ron: "i guess they're jew friendly."

[tonedef04]

on baby satchmo

"you should have named him 'Too Soon"

[biozombie]

"Would you say the Old Testament- Jew nonsense?"

(I almost did a spit take on that line)

[underdog]

"Hi everyone, I'm Rick Flair. Woo. I like Nature. Woo."

[JIMMYFOYA]

I dont care who you are, but if you saw a girl fucking a lawnmower, you will get hard again.

[IamFogHat]

"What are you gonna do next, abort a moose?"

[Sweet_Ness]

the only club sheepy could get into is 'Foot'

[robot artist]

Blowhard says "Fez is a young man, relatively speaking..."

and Ron says "Younger than a Redwood!"

[tonedef04]

from last week

"earl can get away from responsibility faster than Usain Bolt"

today

"if i wanted to eat the stems earl, i would. i dont understand greens."

[Landblast]

on Brett Favre
...he plays football like a retarded kid with a hot potato....

[Landblast]

on blacks
Earl: ...I can't believe they say were three fifths of a human being...
R: ...that's plenty...

[ahhdurr]

well you can't blame that on her. (Palin's downs baby)

[us1087]

Ron's Uncle as told to us by Ron: It's a tough league to get a hit.

Words to live by.

[GreatAmericanZero]

When Big A was talking about going to the justice of the peace's house

"Did you just say you went to the Justice of the pizza house?"

i have no idea why, but I was laughing til tears over that one

[tonedef04]

"you have to be so young and gifted to pull off leather pants"

[tonedef04]

" to me, if you say you're a golfer, and you're good, you better be shootin' 18 every time. what's that, you shot 23? what? did you fuck up 5 times?"

[zildjian361]

#1 whats the problem with cocaine, there is no problem:smoke::drunk::laugh:

[Pestz4Evah]

During the election night show, waiting for Obama to come out to give his victory speech:

"Waiting right now for Barack Obama, he's pulling a Sly Stone, he won't come out until the vibe is right."

[PapaBear]

Taunt till there's tears? That's what we used to call childhood back in my house.

[Landblast]

from election night
...I think that's the first time me and my dad hugged, watching Roots...

[tonedef04]

during board gossip

"this is awful"

to crazy jen

"i'd rather see that ass out and a ski mask on your head"

[drjoek]

During the election show. Not an typically witty Ron line but a look behind the curtain for Ron. I got a feeling he had a smile on his face when he said it. "Well at least I know I can make my own kids laugh"

[Hepcat22]

Ron was discussing the gay marriage vote in California and how the gays lost because they weren't organized and didn't work hard enough.

"Now,.. they lost. So it is our job,...as americans, to start rounding them up in camps. I think that's where we go now. You can't get married but you can be rounded up and put into camps."

[tonedef04]

on philly eagles fans booing Joe Biden

"let me say in their defense, they only did it cuz they know him."

[Oscar]

Shrinks and Role playing


RB: "I only role play if I'm getting blown at the end of it."


i was in tears with this one.

[tonedef04]

during the "Fake Obama vs. Fake Palin debate"

fake SP: "all these fractions and what not.......

ron as fake BO: "fuck you"

fake SP: "that's not a fraction as far as i know"

ron as fake BO: "it's half of 2 Fuck You's"

[drjoek]

No diploma can stop a bullet

[tonedef04]

from monday discussing DEXTER and ron killing whole cast

"and while i was consoling her about Jimmy Smits, i'd be getting some side tit"

[Freakshow]

If anybody calls me Phoebie i'm throwing hands.

[tileslinger]

Ron: "Back when I was in culinary school sombody put forth the proposition that you could petition the Lord with pears. Petition the Lord with Pears... YOU CAN NOT PETITION THE LORD WITH PEARS!!!!

I was bummed people kept stepping on him.

[tileslinger]

If anybody calls me Phoebie i'm throwing hands.

Similar to this from months back when asked if he would act as a Maid of Honor. Paraphrasing.

Ron: "Yeah I guess"
Fez: "But people might make fun of you for being a girl."
Ron:"Not to my face they won't!"

[tileslinger]

According to Ron it should be Martin Luther Queen.

[ArecWithABigA]

That's my connetion with god. Ron Bennington's Line of the Day

[tileslinger]

From a long time ago Ron explaining to Po how to "defend" yourself.

Ron: "The way I like to defend myself is by sneaking in on somone while they are sleeping pour gas on them and light them on fire. Also I like to pour some gas on the floor so when they try that stop drop and roll shit it won't work. "
Fez: "Good one"
Ron: "Maybe I can come by and teach your kids (students) that. It's a good defence"

[tileslinger]

Ron: "When I was young we had a name for binge drinking. It was called drinking."

[tileslinger]

Dave: It's a Peacan Pie
Ron: a what?
Dave: A Peacan Pie
Ron: A pee can is somthing you piss in @ night

[denko]

"earl, you're not a float. you don't belong here"

[tonedef04]

"crazed, you've just been doing an impression of a sad bowling pin for the last 2 hours"

[tonedef04]

to spandy

"i've never said this to a guest before, but you've got to put a coat over your lap."

[drjoek]

During the Paulo gailo replay talking about gailos abortion. "Come on PaulO you pay half and a ride that's the rule"

[tileslinger]

Fez: "It's May Day today"
Ron: "Really?"
Fez: "Yes"
Ron: "Oh o.k. I have parade to go to in Moscow"

[tonedef04]

talking of lily's vroom vroom method

dave: "i can't believe she uses 2 hands. what kind of cock is she jerking?"

ron: "a man's"

[tileslinger]

Ron: "Maybe you should start a Turkey Club"

[tonedef04]

from a couple weeks ago while talking about getting good grades in school

ron: "what would you rather come home with? an "A" or pussy?"

[tonedef04]

today to sam and dave

Ron: "i wish i had a partner. we'd beat the shit out of you."

[tileslinger]

Ron: "I picture your house with a box with a hand in it"

[tileslinger]

Ron: "Today the technology is nuts with all these people wearing Blue Tooths. When I see someone on the street now talking to themselves I like to play "Crazy or Not Crazy".

[spainlinx0]

"Let me explain the joke to you Franklyn.

A guy takes all day to bake a Ziti.

Then that Ziti is thrown in the trash."

[tileslinger]

To Johnny Fair play talking about celeb rehab.

Ron: "Tell them your problems started when your grandma died."

[tileslinger]

One word sickle

[drjoek]

In regards the gifts for the girl Fez brought home " and let's put it this way two of the gifts were francincense and muir.

[KingModem]

Regarding drinking a flask in the bar:

Pepper: You gotta keep your head on a swivel!
Ron: Your fuckin head looks like someone left the hose on!

[Boogie in Va]

12/10/2008

Ron doing an Ashley Madison ad.

"And the best part is that you're not only cheating on your wife, you're cheating on your kid too."

[tileslinger]

Regarding drinking a flask in the bar:

Pepper: You gotta keep your head on a swivel!
Ron: Your fuckin head looks like someone left the hose on!

Pepper: You gotta keep your head on a swivel!
Ron: it's like your neck is a stack of dimes.

[tileslinger]

Ron: My favorite song is "Christmas Time in Marcus Hook"


He was joking but still line of the day for me

[IamFogHat]

"You're the most shallow man I know. If you were a pool I'd let all the fuckin' kids play in there."

[tonedef04]

while talking about what percentage of the world you could beat up

ron: "i'll fucking go through the starving like there's no tomorrow"

[tonedef04]

trying to comfort fez

ron: "and then DL Hughley said 'hey who's the handsome older gal"

[tileslinger]

After Opie gives Dave a coat.

Dave: "Wow thanks. You don't have to it's cold out."

Opie: "Ah here's Bus fare"

Dave: "Thanks $20.00"

Ron: "It's gonna be cold on the way to the limo Opie don't forget to put on your coat of gold."

[FunkyDrummer]

Ron: I think the movie "Milk" is unbelievable. Don't like the marketing campaign. I think that's a mistake. I don't like the tagline!
Fez: What's the tagline?
Ron: Suck cock till they should you in the head!

[sailor]

Ron: I think the movie "Milk" is unbelievable. Don't like the marketing campaign. I think that's a mistake. I don't like the tagline!
Fez: What's the tagline?
Ron: Suck cock till they shoot you in the head!
fixed it. seriously.

[FunkyDrummer]

fixed it. seriously.

My bad. Thanks for fixing it. Seriously.

[tileslinger]

About Blowhard exsistance.

Ron: "They thought it was just kids leaving foot prints around."

[IamFogHat]

On Lillian: "It's like a little, cute, 9/11.

[tonedef04]

on lilian

"just think 9/11 if somebody wanted to have sex with it."

[tonedef04]

on pissing the bed

"why dont you wear a condom to bed? the worst that could happen is you wake up with a full balloon."

[tileslinger]

Ron: "Earl if I droped a bunch of toothpick on the ground could you tell me how many there are."

[tileslinger]

Ron: "There's no time like Christmas for some good cheating."

[tonedef04]

"if i was a UPS guy, i think i would have a hard time not putting a gun in my mouth."

[tileslinger]

Ron: "Oddly enough Pearl Jams Greatest Hits is a single."

[drjoek]

About Fez's shirt today
"You look like an Aztec accountant".

[DiabloSammich]

"I wish they had an Ashley Madison for radio partners."

[tileslinger]

went sorta like this

Fez: "I wish I had a nickname"
Ron: "Really Todd"

[tonedef04]

after big A slammed fez

ron: "topical and tropical humor..."

[tonedef04]

to big a

ron: "lazlow just called, he wants you to do the longest voiceover ever."

[tileslinger]

Dave "I thought I was going to be knocked out for this?!?"

Ron: "Well I could punch you in the forehead."

[Freakshow]

after big A slammed fez


Big A has a secret????

[DapperDan]

Usually when its this cold, Superman is talking to Marlon Brando.

[DapperDan]

Anything that comes between you and pussy is the enemy and needs to be destroyed.

[tonedef04]

ron as the airline pilot trying to scare fez: "i'll be honest folks, i'm having some trouble keeping this thing under control. also having some trouble making out the horizon......"

[DapperDan]

Every Kwanza Earl waits for Obama to come down the chimney.

[hammersavage]

You know who says 'bro's before ho's? Latent homosexuals. Ho's always before bro's. I say ho's over country, ho's over god.

[A.J.]

(To Dave) Why do you call him "Mr. Anthony"? Is he here with The Imperials?

[ecobag2]

"I wish they had an Ashley Madison for radio partners."

these are so good lately.

Ron's a funny guy. Really funny. :lol:

[Freakshow]

i'm going to say Bernie from Room 222.

[tanless1]

went sorta like this

Fez: "I wish I had a nickname"
Ron: "Really Todd"
that was priceless

[tonedef04]

after lily finished Bree off, and Don the hypnotist put bree under..

ron: "wow, she went down quick. but, i always sleep like that after i come too....."

[IamFogHat]

Fez: It looked like a fishing lure to me.
Ron: It's gonna smell like one.

[tileslinger]

Ron:"The people in that town they weren't allowed to dance as soon as they were allowed to they were the best dancers ever."

[tileslinger]

Ron: "Everywhere I've lived has been called the tri-state area."

[Fuzz Whatley]

(About Anthony on cam with his guns)


Dave: Its like a machine gun and a bazooka mixed together .

Ron: what he have to go to the fucking future for that gun.

[jonyrotn]

caller: "my wife is going to school in Europe, do you think she might cheat on me?

Ronnie b: "It depends..Is she studying abroad or is she studying a COCK"?


Hahahahaha...It's the simple ones that set this man apart from the rest...

[Freakshow]

that's 5 inches if you measure from your asshole

[Hendew]

caller: "my wife is going to school in Europe, do you think she might cheat on me?

Ronnie b: "It depends..Is she studying abroad or is she studying a COCK"?


Hahahahaha...It's the simple ones that set this man apart from the rest...

This line almost made me rearend a car today I was laughing so hard I couldn't see.

[tileslinger]

Ron: "Fez don't talk to me I'm a news reel."

[Serpico1103]

I won't step on it, that's for Earl's people.

[tonedef04]

during stump the trunk

"i got a kiss question... WHY?"

[ArecWithABigA]

You think all music is good ass rape music

[drucifer]

Find the context yourself:

"Chinky No-Cock"

[underdog]

Fez : "Triggers, trigger..."
Ani : "White people are so scared of..."
Ron : "Faggots, faggots."

This killed me for some reason.

[Landblast]

... is there enough room at The Crow's Nest to roller boogie?.....

[tonedef04]

from yesterday during PORN.COM live read

fez: "and they've got 45 categories..."

ron: "is one of those categories kids?"

fez: "no"

ron: "shit........shit...."

[Drunky McBetidont]

from yesterday during PORN.COM live read

fez: "and they've got 45 categories..."

ron: "is one of those categories kids?"

fez: "no"

ron: "shit........shit...."

brilliant.

[tonedef04]

about aretha franklin at the inauguration

"i'd like to put a big bow on her head and fuck the shit out of her"

[tonedef04]

"the last thing that bothers me about a cock is whether it's black or not"

[Donnie Iris]

On dancing with Michelle Obama...

"You try dancing with her... I'll give you 50 dollars to try to dance with Manut Bol."

[Donnie Iris]

"Why is it when a man says "ornate", it sounds like someone just came in his face?"

[Recyclerz]

Andrew... Andrew, I love your Air Force base. :smile:

[hammersavage]

Ron: "Where'd you guys eat?"

Fez: "We ate at Bobo."

Ron: "Bobo Golems?"

Fez: "No, not Bobo Golems."

Ron: "I'll have the 'Ow Kenny you hurt my wrist' burger."

[bobrobot]

Ron: "Where'd you guys eat?"

Fez: "We ate at Bobo."

Ron: "Bobo Golems?"

Fez: "No, not Bobo Golems."

Ron: "I'll have the 'Ow Kenny you hurt my wrist' burger."

HA HA HA!!! ron is my pawn!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/bobogolem/ronPawn.jpg

[Donnie Iris]

Fez, I want you in a Steelers jersey all week; no pants.

[tonedef04]

from last week when fez was recalling some names kids used to tease him with

fez: "you gotta look out for Odd Todd"

ron: "and faggot..."

[Enabler]

(when Dave said he pissed on the bus"

Ron: "I hate this show"

[Pestz4Evah]

from last week when fez was recalling some names kids used to tease him with

fez: "you gotta look out for Odd Todd"

ron: "and faggot..."

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[Hepcat22]

"SAG Awards? More like fag awards."

[tonedef04]

ron while talking about how he cant determine if a guy is attractive

"i only know a guy is attractive if he looks like a woman. i'll say 'hey, look at that jonny depp. he looks nice, cuz you could put a wig on him and fuck him."

[tonedef04]

during ashleymadison.com read

fez: "ashleymadison.com...find your lovers here.

ron: "is that their tag line?"

fez: "i suppose, the yprobably paid someone to come up with it, so they'd like it to be used"

ron: "why not this. ashleymadison.com...grease that ass!"

[tonedef04]

MLC: "and i've got a tv show in the works..."

ron: "sure, Suck and Fuck with Guido and Luigi. I'd watch"

[tonedef04]

from last week

"when i saw Ryne Sandberg on the street, I just yelled out 'RHINO!!"

[tonedef04]

"ashleymadison.com: it's warfare for your cock"

[tonedef04]

dave: "will i am is a spitting image of wyclef.."

ron: "please don't be racist"

[Philip]

I think it was from the 1/23/09 show when describing how classy Anthony Cumia is:

"He's a walking pinky ring."

[Enabler]

2/4/09

"Ashley Madison...it's so anonymous it's like the internet version of a glory hole"

:lol::lol::lol:

[tonedef04]

a couple days ago talking of jennifer hudson

dave: "she looks like she lost a few punds"

ron: "she looks like she lost a nephew.....what, too soon?"

[tonedef04]

"porn.com, their hook should be 'we help you masturbate"

[Badinia]

Fez: Anyone who dates me is gonna need night goggles!

Ron: BEER GOGGLES, more like!

Fez: Mean and mean!

[KojiClutch]

a couple days ago talking of jennifer hudson

dave: "she looks like she lost a few punds"

ron: "she looks like she lost a nephew.....what, too soon?"That one RULED!

[MisterSmith]

Talking to Anthony about coming in last minute right before the show starts and lack of show prep:

"You turn on O&A at 6 in the morning and you can hear hair drying."

:lol::lol::lol:

[A.J.]

"I saw the first Jazz Singer and it made me miss Earl."

[~Katja~]

"Until you banged a baby under an incubator, you don't know what love is! "

[tonedef04]

on AA meetings and the like

"it always comes down to this in those meetings 'trust me, you guys don't even know what coke is."

[tonedef04]

"if you're in Poland, every night you're sleeping, you're like, 'you hear that? it sounded like a million jack boots hitting the streets at the same time."

[Philip]

When doing the porn.com commercial, Fez brought up milfboss.com, ron goes into a whole thing then describes a milf as:

She has a child, yet you still want to fuck her.

[tonedef04]

"somebody yells at me while i'm mowing the lawn, somebody's getting a fucking lawnmower through their fucking windshield!"

[Landblast]

on Stalker Patty having difficulty bowling in the days following the news of John Lennon's death

...it's hard to mourn and try to pick up a spare...

[Philip]

On Anthony's call in from his house saying he didn't take his daily nap, and decided to drink because it was such a beautiful day.

Ron: So, it's a beautiful day inside your house.

Anthony lost it.

[hammersavage]

"If ants were the size of poodles, we'd be FUCKED!!!"



An oldie that was reused this week.

[Donnie Iris]

Lilly: "... no I just don't want all that romantic bullshiit"

Ron: "What do you want? Just a deep dicking?"

[hammersavage]

"Hannah Montana and 3 Paki's. Yeah, its the Oscars!"

[robot artist]

Ron quotes the censored version of the Jamie Foxx refrain 'she ain't messin' with no broke niggah' substituting 'broke-broke' and explains:

"We're living in a post-NY Post world."

[Philip]

"two groups…no matter how good you are to them, will snap and turn on you…wild animals……..and Italians".

[tonedef04]

"i've seen your wife. she wasn't a roadie cuz she could really lift those amplifiers."

[MachoNacho]

'We Built this City is the worst song ever written and I'm including the ones Hitler did.'

Damn, I laughed so hard. I stole it and and spread it around my office as my own.