Ask the person below a question

[led37zep]

South Carolina

North or South Dakota?

South Dakota...everyone knows North Dakota is for suckers.



Who would win in a fight? Oregon or Washington?

[Ritalin]

South Dakota...everyone knows North Dakota is for suckers.



Who would win in a fight? Oregon or Washington?

Huskie v Duck? I'll take the Huskie.

the beach or the mountains?

[jauble]

Give me the Mountains with a beach view in the distance.

Drunk Fez or hyp-mo-tized Fez?

[PapaBear]

Give me the Mountains with a beach view in the distance.

Drunk Fez or hyp-mo-tized Fez?
Pre WJFK Breakdown Drunk Fez.

In a public bathroom, paper towels or hot air?

[TeeBone]

Pre WJFK Breakdown Drunk Fez.

In a public bathroom, paper towels or hot air?

Paper towels.

A public bathroom, really?????

[RhinoinMN]

Chevy Truck


Nascar or unicorns?
I laughed real hard at that one.
Paper towels.

A public bathroom, really?????

Yes.....really.

Favorite Eric Clapton band?

[Jujubees2]

I laughed real hard at that one.


Yes.....really.

Favorite Eric Clapton band?


Cream

John, Paul, George or Ringo?

[MagillaGorillaz]

Paul

What's your favorite Beatles album?

[TeeBone]

Paul

What's your favorite Beatles album?

Revolver

Favorite Stones album?

[RhinoinMN]

Revolver

Favorite Stones album?

get yer ya-ya's out or sticky fingers


digital or 35mm?

[keithy_19]

get yer ya-ya's out or sticky fingers


digital or 35mm?

Digital

Favorite Clash album?

[reillyluck]

Digital.


Veal or chicken parm?

[Marc with a c]

chicken

left or right?

[reillyluck]

right.

Jews for Jesus or Scientolgists?

[Marc with a c]

always bet on jews

why jersey?

[reillyluck]

it's the only place that feels like "home".


if you had the choice to be a potato, what potato would you be and why?

[Marc with a c]

a sex potato. cuz

why does your home smell?

[reillyluck]

Because of Elizabeth. Dirty WHORE!!!!!


What's a sex potato?

[Marc with a c]

if you have to ask you shouldn't be allowed to know.

does you have a sex potato?

[reillyluck]

i wish!


lesbian porn or male/female porn?

[Marc with a c]

other

who is going to be the first to interrupt this weird thing?

[reillyluck]

me.

if you had the chance to be the opposite sex, what would be the first thing you do?

[Marc with a c]

put some footprints on the wall of my tub.

what happened to freedom fries?

[reillyluck]

they became sex potatoes.


Harold or Kumar?

[Marc with a c]

http://www.nndb.com/people/623/000024551/ramis02.jpg

dan cortese or bill bellamy?

[jonyrotn]

Definitely Dan Cortese..I love that MTV sports episode they did about sex potatos..

Batteries...
Rechargeable or disposable?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

disposable


Do you miss taking Polaroid Pictures?

[jauble]

disposable


Do you miss taking Polaroid Pictures?

Not really digital makes it more gooder. Also for old times sake you can shake the camera if makes you feel better.

Which is a better backyard game keg softball or fat guy football?

[TeeBone]

Which is a better backyard game keg softball or fat guy football?


The softball game, I think.


How much wood could a woodchuck, chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Jujubees2]

The softball game, I think.


How much wood could a woodchuck, chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

About as much wood a woodchcuk could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Wood or metal bats?

[TeeBone]

About as much wood a woodchcuk could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Wood or metal bats?

Wood

Wood or metal Woods? (golf)

[Gvac]

Wood

Wood or metal Woods? (golf)

Wood woods.

Would you prefer your chick to be a little overweight or a little underweight?

[TeeBone]

Wood woods.

Would you prefer your chick to be a little overweight or a little underweight?
Best question ever on this thread....A little underweight.


Plasma or LCD?

[reillyluck]

Best question ever on this thread....A little underweight.


Plasma or LCD?

lcd. definetly.


friends with benefits. yay or nay?

[TeeBone]

lcd. definetly.


friends with benefits. yay or nay?

Yay

How do I attach a youtube video?

[reillyluck]

Yay

How do I attach a youtube video?

on the right side of the video there is an "embed" code. copy that code and paste it in your post.


what did you want to post?

[Ritalin]

on the right side of the video there is an "embed" code. copy that code and paste it in your post.


what did you want to post?

Well, I wanted to ask if that friends with benefits was some kind of offer, but I was too late.

What's the one word that you spell incorrectly all the time?

[Gvac]

Well, I wanted to ask if that friends with benefits was some kind of offer, but I was too late.

What's the one word that you spell incorrectly all the time?

incorrectly

Fries: cheese or gravy?

[RhinoinMN]

incorrectly

Fries: cheese or gravy?

Cheese.

Dark beer:
Yes or NNO?

[Bossanova]

Dark Beer- YES

Biggest Homer

Spoon or Kevin

[Gvac]

Cheese.

Dark beer:
Yes or NNO?

Yes. The rest is just piss water.

Turkey or ham?

[Gvac]

Cheese.......commoners eat Disco Fries


Biggest Homer.

Spoon or Kevin

Spoon.

Gayest hockey team - The Avs or the Rangers?

[Bossanova]

Spoon.

Gayest hockey team - The Avs or the Rangers?

Rangers ( They actually had Gretzky once)


Willie Randolph or Dusty Baker

[TeeBone]

Rangers ( They actually had Gretzky once)


Willie Randolph or Dusty Baker

Willie Randolph.


Better virtuosos at his instrument - Robert Randolph or Bela Fleck?

[jonyrotn]

Willie Randolph.


Better virtuosos at his instrument - Robert Randolph or Bela Fleck?
Robert Randolph for sure..The banjo is for shit kickers..

Nell Carter or Della Reese?

[WampusCrandle]

Robert Randolph for sure..The banjo is for shit kickers..

Nell Carter or Della Reese?

please, too hard . . . . i'ld fuck'em both

which designing woman would you rather be (yes, i understand this is a life altering decision . . . CHOOSE CORRECTLY!)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Designing_women_cast.jpg
Delta Burke - Dixie Carter - Jean Smart - Annie Potts

in the later years Jan Hooks

the rest of them bitches can take a hike, especially this woman:
http://www.tvland.com/photogallery/photos/Designing-women-Anthony-Bouvier.jpg

[MagillaGorillaz]

Delta Burke, just to say I did it with this guy.

http://www.tvacres.com/images/major_dad3.jpg

Speaking of Major Dad, Magnum P.I. or Simon & Simon?

[RhinoinMN]

Delta Burke, just to say I did it with this guy.

http://www.tvacres.com/images/major_dad3.jpg

Speaking of Major Dad, Magnum P.I. or Simon & Simon?

Magnum P.I

Trumpet or Tuba?

[led37zep]

Magnum P.I

Trumpet or Tuba?

Depends which one is "rusty"


Worst Show on MTV?

[PapaBear]

Depends which one is "rusty"


Worst Show on MTV?
I haven't watched MTV since the 90's.

Can you juggle?

[led37zep]

I haven't watched MTV since the 90's.

Can you juggle?


Yes I can.


Whats the longest you've held your breath under water?

[jauble]

Yes I can.


Whats the longest you've held your breath under water?

about a minute and a half but I got stuck under a large styrofoam floating dock and couldnt find my way out. Talk about freaking out right there.

What sports sight would you like to visit before you die?

[TeeBone]

about a minute and a half but I got stuck under a large styrofoam floating dock and couldnt find my way out. Talk about freaking out right there.

What sports sight would you like to visit before you die?

Villa Park

Why are you so gay?

[RhinoinMN]

Villa Park

Why are you so gay?

cuz its Friday! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

How do we get out of this place?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cuz its Friday! wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

How do we get out of this place?

2 lefts and a right



Do Birds think they are better than us since they can fly?

[Gvac]

2 lefts and a right



Do Birds think they are better than us since they can fly?

No, they think they're better than us because they can shit on all of our possessions with no repurcussions.

Best meal - breakfast, lunch, or dinner?

[DiabloSammich]

2 lefts and a right



Do Birds think they are better than us since they can fly?


No they think they are better than us because they can shit on us at any given moment.

edit: You're scary.



How often must one post before they are officially "back"?

[RhinoinMN]

No, they think they're better than us because they can shit on all of our possessions with no repurcussions.

Best meal - breakfast, lunch, or dinner?
I really love a big breakfast.
No they think they are better than us because they can shit on us at any given moment.

edit: You're scary.



How often must one post before they are officially "back"?

The post that he/she makes with an avatar that doesn't say goodbye is the "officially back" post.

push or pull?

[Gvac]

I really love a big breakfast.


The post that he/she makes with an avatar that doesn't say goodbye is the "officially back" post.

push or pull?

Pull


High heels or bare feet?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Pull


High heels or bare feet?

in a sexual way I suppose

I would go with heels, because they accentuate the calf which is hot



Are DD Breasts too big?

[ANC]

in a sexual way I suppose

I would go with heels, because they accentuate the calf which is hot



Are DD Breasts too big?

No

Dead Hero or Living Coward?

[Gvac]

No

Dead Hero or Living Coward?

Dead hero!

Gibson or Fender?

[ANC]

Dead hero!

Gibson or Fender?

Damn that's tough for me, but I gotta go Gibson.

Zeppelin or the Who?

[jeffdwright2001]

Mel Gibson is the better actor, but I always liked Freddie Fender's music.

Damn, too slow. Zepplin - I like big fires.

Yams or Sweet Potatos?

[Gvac]

Mel Gibson is the better actor, but I always liked Freddie Fender's music.

Damn, too slow. Zepplin - I like big fires.

Yams or Sweet Potatos?

Sweet potatos

Pop Tarts - frosted or unfrosted?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

unfrosted?


Do you have a Pal Talk Membership?

[RhinoinMN]

Sweet potatos

Pop Tarts - frosted or unfrosted?

Frosted.


whoops. I have one, but it don't use it.
Pearl or Tama?

[tupper65]

Frosted.


whoops. I have one, but it don't use it.
Pearl or Tama?

Pearl

Jim Carrey or Steve Carell

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Jim Carrey


Pastrami or Corned Beef?

[tupper65]

Jim Carrey


Pastrami or Corned Beef?

Ooohh Pastrami, on rye, with deli mustard and a pickle

Spare ribs - dry rub or doused in barbeque sauce

[JPMNICK]

Ooohh Pastrami, on rye, with deli mustard and a pickle

Spare ribs - dry rub or doused in barbeque sauce

dry rub on the grill, the BBQ sauce once it hits the plate

guinea t or wife beater?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

dry rub on the grill, the BBQ sauce once it hits the plate

guinea t or wife beater?


wife beater



Ice Tea or Lemonade?

[tupper65]

wife beater



Ice Tea or Lemonade?

Lemonade

Beer - bottle or can

[Gvac]

wife beater



Ice Tea or Lemonade?

Pink lemonade. Don't judge me.

Too hot or too cold?

[Gvac]

Lemonade

Beer - bottle or can

Bottle

Hugs or drugs?

[jauble]

Bottle

Hugs or drugs?

X that way you enjoy both.

Arnold Palmer or Jack Nicklaus?

[jonyrotn]

X that way you enjoy both.

Arnold Palmer or Jack Nicklaus?
Arnie..


Rock the Bells or Mama Said knock you out ?

[Chigworthy]

Arnie..


Rock the Bells or Mama Said knock you out ?

Rock the Bells, not even close.

Hamachi or maguro?

[Rube]

Hamachi.
Is that a grill made by Goerge Forman?

[led37zep]

No.

Best place to watch Fireworks?

[ahhdurr]

Trenton Thunder stadium tonight.

Nude or pajyaaamas?

[TeeBone]

Nude or pajyaaamas?

Is this whole thing (not this thread, but the whole thing) getting boring?

[Ritalin]

Is this whole thing (not this thread, but the whole thing) getting boring?

Absolutely not. It's just getting interesting.

Are we having a boy or a girl?

[Jujubees2]

Absolutely not. It's just getting interesting.

Are we having a boy or a girl?

WE????????????

A boy.

UPS or FEDEX?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

UPS


Improv or Stand Up Comedy?

[ANC]

UPS


Improv or Stand Up Comedy?

Stand Up

Butter Face or Butter Body?

[Jujubees2]

Stand Up

Butter Face or Butter Body?

Butter Face

Long hair or short hair?

[ahhdurr]

Long.

You can get with this or you can get with that...

This or that?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

That ..... no question about it

easy question to answer ever



Biggie Smalls or Tupac?

[Jujubees2]

Long.

You can get with this or you can get with that...

This or that?

I'll take that.

Tall or short?

[ANC]

I'll take that.

Tall or short?

Short.

Veal, delicious or cruel?

[RhinoinMN]

I'll take that.

Tall or short?

tall


shit.

veal is delicious

broken wrist or broken elbow?

:down:

[Jujubees2]

tall


shit.

veal is delicious

broken wrist or broken elbow?

:down:

Wrist

Lefty or righty?

[led37zep]

Wrist

Lefty or righty?

Righty.

Best Late night snack.

[TeeBone]

Righty.

Best Late night snack.
Entenmann's Chocolate chip cookies.
Favorite soup?

[Jujubees2]

Entenmann's Chocolate chip cookies.
Favorite soup?

Progresso Minestrone.

Favorite brand/type of peanut butter?

[nukinfuts]

Progresso Minestrone.

Favorite brand/type of peanut butter?

Jiff.

If you had to choose would you rather lose your entire foot or both of your thumbs?

[led37zep]

Jiff.

If you had to choose would you rather lose your entire foot or both of your thumbs?

Take the Foot. I'm counting on those thumbs incase I loose my penis.


If you had to be another race...which one would it be?

[nukinfuts]

Take the Foot. I'm counting on those thumbs incase I loose my penis.


If you had to be another race...which one would it be?

Hispanic.

French Toast or Waffles?

[TeeBone]

French Toast or Waffles?

Waffles (from the 'House')

Is it appropriate for a man to wear a visor----ever?

[Jujubees2]

Waffles (from the 'House')

Is it appropriate for a man to wear a visor----ever?

Maybe if you're a professional golfer.


Vanilla or chocolate?

[Ritalin]

Maybe if you're a professional golfer.


Vanilla or chocolate?



Neapolitan, of course.

Do you find out the gender at the ultrasound, or do you wait until its born?

[Jujubees2]

Neapolitan, of course.

Do you find out the gender at the ultrasound, or do you wait until its born?

Waited until they were born - both times

Pretzels or peanuts?

[TeeBone]

Pretzels or peanuts?
Pretzels.

If you had a gun to your head and forced to have sex with an animal, which animal would it be?

[Jujubees2]

Pretzels.

If you had a gun to your head and forced to have sex with an animal, which animal would it be?

Sue Bender

If you had to be shipwrecked on a desert island with only one person, who would it be?

[Ritalin]

Sue Bender

If you had to be shipwrecked on a desert island with only one person, who would it be?

Sue Bender.

You're buying a second home. Will it be on the beach or in the mountains?

[Jujubees2]

Sue Bender.

You're buying a second home. Will it be on the beach or in the mountains?

Mountains because with global warming it will be the beach in a few years.

Rain or snow?

[Brock Lee]

Snow.
If you had to choose one item to take with you onto a deserted island what would it be?

[Jujubees2]

Snow.
If you had to choose one item to take with you onto a deserted island what would it be?

Well I would say my ipod but once the battery died I guess it wouldn't be much good so I'll say a nice sharp knife.

If you could have dinner with anyone in the world, who would it be?

[Brock Lee]

Stalker Patti
If you could only have one song on your ipod for the next week, what would it be?

[Jujubees2]

Stalker Patti
If you could only have one song on your ipod for the next week, what would it be?

Deacon Blues - Steely Dan

What is the most you've paid for a concert ticket?

[TeeBone]

What is the most you've paid for a concert ticket?

$200 (I think) for the final Phish concerts in Vermont.

Favorite golf course...

[Jujubees2]

$200 (I think) for the final Phish concerts in Vermont.

Favorite golf course...

Not really a golfer but I would say the Bushwood Country Club course.

Ice cream cake or regular cake?

[Furtherman]

Ice cream cake!



Would you like some wow gold? I provide.

[Jujubees2]

Ice cream cake!



Would you like some wow gold? I provide.

That's a dangerous question so I'll say no.

Baskin Robins or Carvel ice cream cake?

[Brock Lee]

Baskin Robins
Person whose feet you are dying to lick.

[MichiganJim]

My Wifes - she won't let me

Which do you like best The Sopranos or Dexter

[Jujubees2]

My Wifes - she won't let me

Which do you like best The Sopranos or Dexter

Haven't seen a lot of Dexter but I'll go with it.

DH or pitcher hit?

[jauble]

Haven't seen a lot of Dexter but I'll go with it.

DH or pitcher hit?

Real baseball so I will say pitcher hitting. Hank Steinbrenner is a douche.

Who is your favorite third mic guest on O and A.

[Ohiorunningrick]

Real baseball so I will say pitcher hitting. Hank Steinbrenner is a douche.

Who is your favorite third mic guest on O and A.

Patrice

How tall are you?

[Jujubees2]

Patrice

How tall are you?

5' 10"

What state were you born in?

[MichiganJim]

Michigan

What XM chanell do you listen to besides 202

[Tall_James]

Michigan

What XM chanell do you listen to besides 202

Soul Street.

So, how are you doing?

[led37zep]

I'm good, just a little tired. Had a long day....but HEY, thanks for asking.

How's it hanging?

[silks]

Slightly to the left.

Does anybody really know what time it is?

[Ritalin]

Slightly to the left.

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Yes.

Does anybody really care?

[Mullenax]

Yes, somebody but not me.

What place have you always wanted to visit most?

[silks]

Australia

What's the ugliest part of your body?

[Mullenax]

Elbows.

What was your favorite childhood halloween costume?

[Jujubees2]

Elbows.

What was your favorite childhood halloween costume?

I only remember two. A devil's costume and when I outgrew that, I would just put on some ratty clothes and go as a hobo. So I'll say hobo.

What was your favorite Christmas present as a kid?

[Tall_James]

I only remember two. A devil's costume and when I outgrew that, I would just put on some ratty clothes and go as a hobo. So I'll say hobo.

What was your favorite Christmas present as a kid?

A Flexible Flyer sled.

What is your favorite all time food that your Mom used to make for the family?

[TeeBone]

What is your favorite all time food that your Mom used to make for the family?

Baked Chicken with a green bean casserole.

What was your Dad's favorite ethnic slur?

[WampusCrandle]

boy, he says a lot, but i will have to go with negro. i know its not a slur, per say, but the way he says it, ooooooooh, he means it.


when did you first discover that you were going to die someday?

[BlackSpider]

I'm not.


what areas do you shave, and how frequently?

[RhinoinMN]

I'm not.


what areas do you shave, and how frequently?

Face every two days
nipples and chest once every two months.
pubic area gets a once a month trim.

What is the most special thing that you can do with your hands?

[DiabloSammich]

Face every two days
nipples and chest once every two months.
pubic area gets a once a month trim.

What is the most special thing that you can do with your hands?


I'm pretty good at not getting them operated on.



I going out for Italian Ice. What flavor should I get?

[spadanko]

rainbow

What sahould I have for lunch tomorrow?

[TeeBone]

What sahould I have for lunch tomorrow?
Sorry, but this is a softball...
http://wizbangblog.com/images/stfu.jpg

How long will the winning HR be tonight?

[RhinoinMN]

Sorry, but this is a softball...
http://wizbangblog.com/images/stfu.jpg

How long will the winning HR be tonight?
518' :innocent:

What is your favorite sexual position?

[led37zep]

The one where I cum.


Whats your favorite You Tube video?

[oldladyfacepuncher]

<embed id="VideoPlayback" style="width:400px;height:326px" allowFullScreen="true" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docid=6640225987281635407&hl=en&fs=true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"> </embed>

Bang a hot girl with no arms or no legs?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no arms


Whats your Favorite Simpsons Side Character?

[Mullenax]

Snake.

If you could only spend $5 on booze on a Saturday night, what would you get?

[RhinoinMN]

Snake.

If you could only spend $5 on booze on a Saturday night, what would you get?

http://www.minivodkaguy.com/KarkovVodka2New.jpg

Buffalo chicken or Jerk chicken?

[TeeBone]

Buffalo chicken or Jerk chicken?

Buffalo.


Jerkin' off or Tossin' off?

[RhinoinMN]

Buffalo.


Jerkin' off or Tossin' off?

Jerkin


What is the most disgusting food you have ever eaten?

[TeeBone]

Jerkin


What is the most disgusting food you have ever eaten?

There is a place in Lutz, Florida called Hotrods Bar-B-Que. I sampled the bat they have on the menu it tasted about as good going in as it smelled coming out.

Where do want to be buried or have your ashes spread, etc...?

[Jujubees2]

There is a place in Lutz, Florida called Hotrods Bar-B-Que. I sampled the bat they have on the menu it tasted about as good going in as it smelled coming out.

Where do want to be buried or have your ashes spread, etc...?

I want a green burial. Just wrap me in burlap and plant me under a tree.

When was the last time you received a moving vehicle violation (ticket)?

[ahhdurr]

Sometime in February of 2006. Actually pretty amazing...

I crossed three lanes to get to an exit and didn't have current registration or my insurance card on me. Whoops-a-daisy!

What do you spend most of your time doing when you're not working... if you don't have traditional employment - what do you do? (i.e. homemaker, etc.) and then reference question #1.

[Sue_Bender]

Sometime in February of 2006. Actually pretty amazing...

I crossed three lanes to get to an exit and didn't have current registration or my insurance card on me. Whoops-a-daisy!

What do you spend most of your time doing when you're not working... if you don't have traditional employment - what do you do? (i.e. homemaker, etc.) and then reference question #1.


I usually indulge in scrapbooking. You could say I'm somewhat of a junkie. Playing with archival quality fancy paper, stickers,templates, buttons, glitter, patterned scissors...what's not to love? I've made books for almost everyone in my family. I also enjoy creating altered books. I feel it's an expression of one's self...a piece of art. They serve as fine conversation pieces.

Then of course, there's a lot of time dedicated to self-loathing and my staggering alcoholism.

[RhinoinMN]

I usually indulge in scrapbooking. You could say I'm somewhat of a junkie. Playing with archival quality fancy paper, stickers,templates, buttons, glitter, patterned scissors...what's not to love? I've made books for almost everyone in my family. I also enjoy creating altered books. I feel it's an expression of one's self...a piece of art. They serve as fine conversation pieces.

Then of course, there's a lot of time dedicated to self-loathing and my staggering alcoholism.

http://www.chs.org/graphcoll/images/1995_36_1304.jpg






Water skiing or snow skiing?

[jauble]

http://www.chs.org/graphcoll/images/1995_36_1304.jpg






Water skiing or snow skiing?

Well the two times I tried to plan a nice trip to go downhill I have had surgery instead, so I gotta go with water skiing.

Whats the best "fancy" coffee drink?

[Sue_Bender]

http://www.chs.org/graphcoll/images/1995_36_1304.jpg


I answered the question honestly, Cunt Balls!

What's this derailment all about?!

You jealous, Pedo...why come down so hard on me??

I'm not 5.

I can actually defend myself.

I can see how baby shoes kicking in your face can throw you, but I wear adult shoesies.

Ugh.

Edvard Munch.


There's no question...defer to the post above.

[RhinoinMN]

Well the two times I tried to plan a nice trip to go downhill I have had surgery instead, so I gotta go with water skiing.

Whats the best "fancy" coffee drink?

Well I'm not a fancy man. My favorite is just regular coffee, but if I'm feeling wild I'll put some Kahlua or Bailey's in it.


What is the most exciting? A train crash, car crash, or plane crash?




I answered the question honestly, Cunt Balls!

What's this derailment all about?!

You jealous, Pedo...why come down so hard on me??

I'm not 5.

I can actually defend myself.

I can see how baby shoes kicking in your face can throw you, but I wear adult shoesies.

Ugh.

Edvard Munch.


There's no question...defer to the post above.

Sorry, Ms. Bender. You answered the question wonderfully. You just didn't ask one for the next, hence the derailment.

[MagillaGorillaz]

What is the most exciting? A train crash, car crash, or plane crash?

plane crash

They would all suck to be in the crash. In fact, the more I think about my answer, the more disturbed I feel.


General Lee Dodge Charger, or Smokey and the Bandit Pontiac Trans Am?

[led37zep]

No Question about it....The General Lee.

Whats your best drunk story?

[RhinoinMN]

No Question about it....The General Lee.

Whats your best drunk story?

I don't have many good stories, but my best is also my worst.

My ex left me for my friend. I saw here 1 month later at a party. She said she missed me and had made a mistake. I had revenge sex with her and told her not to call me. :devil2:

I went to a different party on the same night. Met a really cool chic and we hit it off and I had sex with her. My friends and I left that night to go on a random road trip to Wall, SD. Why Wall? I don't know, just seemed like a good idea. We made it to the MN/SD border and realized that we were stupid, so we went back home.

I went to bed when the sun was coming up. I slept for a few hours and called my really good friend (not the one that my ex left me for) to tell him about my night. My friend wasn't there. He died in a car accident a few hours earlier. I blew it with the other chic too because I left the party and didn't hang with her.

I felt like things couldn't get better and then got slammed down to reality.


What is your favorite breakfast food?

[cougarjake13]

ham bacon mushroom egg omelette



for rhino would you give up one or both testicles if it meant a vikings super bowl victory



anyone else insert your fav team that hasnt won a super bowl ever or for a long time

[RhinoinMN]

ham bacon mushroom egg omelette



for rhino would you give up one or both testicles if it meant a vikings super bowl victory



anyone else insert your fav team that hasnt won a super bowl ever or for a long time

First off, fuck you.

Getting that out of the way my answer is one or both it doesn't matter. I'm done having kids and maybe it would make my cock look bigger. It would be nice to see the trophy in Minnesota.


Football.

Indoors or outdoors?

[Jujubees2]

First off, fuck you.

Getting that out of the way my answer is one or both it doesn't matter. I'm done having kids and maybe it would make my cock look bigger. It would be nice to see the trophy in Minnesota.


Football.

Indoors or outdoors?

Outdoors

Hockey, indoors or outdoors?

[TeeBone]

Outdoors

Hockey, indoors or outdoors?
Indoors.

Obama - Consensus maker or asshole?

[jonyrotn]

Indoors.

Obama - Consensus maker or asshole?
Consensus maker and my candidate (not to mention American Hero and Anti-christ)..

When you reach your golden years, will you sign a DNR?

[Jujubees2]

Consensus maker and my candidate (not to mention American Hero and Anti-christ)..

When you reach your golden years, will you sign a DNR?

Already have.

Are you an organ donor?

[jonyrotn]

Already have.

Are you an organ donor?Already have reached your golden years or signed a DNR?
Btw, I already am an organ doner..

How do you feal about Vince from Sham-Wow?

[Jujubees2]

Already have reached your golden years or signed a DNR?
Btw, I already am an organ doner..

How do you feal about Vince from Sham-Wow?

Well, I'm 45 so I don't know if that's "my golden years" or not but when we had our wills done 12 years ago my wife and i both included the DNR clause.

Love the Sham-Wow and Vince is da' man!

Which Olsen twin would you do?

[RhinoinMN]

Well, I'm 45 so I don't know if that's "my golden years" or not but when we had our wills done 12 years ago my wife and i both included the DNR clause.

Love the Sham-Wow and Vince is da' man!

Which Olsen twin would you do?

Ashley?


Which Nelson twin would you do?

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q206/dennydoo_photo/nelson002.jpg

[JerseyRich]

Major Nelson!


How old is your oldest tie?

[Hottub]

Probably as old as you.

Ketchup, vinegar, or just salt.

[RhinoinMN]

Probably as old as you.

Ketchup, vinegar, or just salt.

Ketchup on hot dogs

Vinegar on potato chips

Salt on wounds.







Do you sleep on your side, front, or back

[led37zep]

Usually I'm sleeping on my side or stomach.


Did you get laid after your Prom?

[Badinia]

Did you get laid after your Prom?

I was too punk to go to Prom.

What's your signature song at Karaoke?

[Tall_James]

What's your signature song at Karaoke?

Never done it but if I do it will be "Burning House of Love" or "4th of July" by X.

Are you allergic to anything?

[ahhdurr]

Never done it but if I do it will be "Burning House of Love" or "4th of July" by X.

Are you allergic to anything?

No. Though I think I just got seasonal allergies. Just this year... and that sucked. I'll update you when next year rolls around.

Do you think Earl will ever get fired and why or why not?

[MacVittie]

No. Though I think I just got seasonal allergies. Just this year... and that sucked. I'll update you when next year rolls around.

Do you think Earl will ever get fired and why or why not?

Yes and no, I think he may be given the option to resign once the writing's on the wall. My best guess is that he would physically harm an XM employee and/or property.

If you had to chose one disability for the rest of your life, which would you choose: blindness or deafness?

[WampusCrandle]

Yes and no, I think he may be given the option to resign once the writing's on the wall. My best guess is that he would physically harm an XM employee and/or property.

If you had to chose one disability for the rest of your life, which would you choose: blindness or deafness?

deafness.

if you change one thing in your past, what would it be, and how would you change it?

[Tall_James]

deafness.

if you change one thing in your past, what would it be, and how would you change it?

I wouldn't let my brother torment me as he did.

Favorite pasta shape?

[ahhdurr]

I wouldn't let my brother torment me as he did.

Favorite pasta shape?

easy: the elbow macaroni... looks just like an elbow. And delicious. Fuckin' starvin'.

At what times in your weekly routine (just to give you a time frame and narrow this down)... are you naked?

[hedges]

At what times in your weekly routine (just to give you a time frame and narrow this down)... are you naked?

morning when I wake up and at night when I'm getting ready for bed

Question: white gravy or brown gravy

[cougarjake13]

morning when I wake up and at night when I'm getting ready for bed

Question: white gravy or brown gravy

99% of the time its brown gravy

but then i had the white gravy over biscuits and it wasnt bad






do you ever try to masturbate with your other hand ???

[ChrisTheCop]

99% of the time its brown gravy

but then i had the white gravy over biscuits and it wasnt bad






do you ever try to masturbate with your other hand ???


Sometimes. But I get better results when I use my penis.



Rockwell or Neiman?

[led37zep]

Sometimes. But I get better results when I use my penis.



Rockwell or Neiman?

Rockwell rocks well.


Whens the last time you smoked pot?

[RhinoinMN]

Rockwell rocks well.


Whens the last time you smoked pot?

15 years ago.



Have you ever been approached by a person of the same sex?

[Snoogans]

15 years ago.



Have you ever been approached by a person of the same sex?

Yes, in portland Maine at a mexican restarant.

What Kinda car do you have?

[WampusCrandle]

Yes, in portland Maine at a mexican restarant.

What Kinda car do you have?

i dont have a car.

What smells more: a Paki or a dot head?

[BlackSpider]

Yes, in portland Maine at a mexican restarant.

What Kinda car do you have?


'96 Blazer.
Do you find me attractive...?

[led37zep]

No...maybe you should dress hotter


Whats the oldest item in your fridge and would you eat it?

[RhinoinMN]

pickled jalapenos from 2 years ago and yes



Has anyone mistaken you for being a different race?

[MrPink]

I have been mistaked for a Hispanic and I'm a whitey

What are you wearing right now?

[red_red_red]

I have been mistaked for a Hispanic and I'm a whitey

What are you wearing right now?
beer and a smile

what's your fav frozen food?

[led37zep]

Trader Joes has this pretty awesome Orange chicken I've been digging lately.

Whats the fattest you've ever weighed?

[red_red_red]

Trader Joes has this pretty awesome Orange chicken I've been digging lately.

Whats the fattest you've ever weighed?
140, i was preggers

who's your fav guitarist?

[led37zep]

140, i was preggers

who's your fav guitarist?


Jimmy Page.

Oddest place you've ever hooked up?

[razorboy]

Trader Joes has this pretty awesome Orange chicken I've been digging lately.

Whats the fattest you've ever weighed?

205, but I have never ever been fat.

Do you sleepwalk?

[red_red_red]

Jimmy Page.

Oddest place you've ever hooked up?
outside in the rain

how many sex toys do you own? :laugh:

[razorboy]

Jimmy Page.

Oddest place you've ever hooked up?

Attic crawlspace in a friend's beach house.

All-time favorite athlete?

[red_red_red]

205, but I have never ever been fat.

Do you sleepwalk?
i have ...it wasn't pretty


do you own your own home?

[Snoogans]

'96 Blazer.
Do you find me attractive...?

I KNEW I RECOGNIZED YOU

actually I was wearing a hockey jersey. And he walked up and just said "So you like hockey, huh?" and winked

I looked at him and said "Im not a queer and that was horrible anyway" and i just went back inside

[razorboy]

i have ...it wasn't pretty


do you own your own home?


I do, but probably not for long.

Would you like to swing on a star?

[red_red_red]

I do, but probably not for long.

Would you like to swing on a star?
i googled swing on a star, saw bing crosby and laughed :laugh:
how frickin old are you?

[Snoogans]

i googled swing on a star, saw bing crosby and laughed :laugh:
how frickin old are you?


ill be 26 a week from tomorrow

Whats your favorite TV show of all time?

[red_red_red]

ill be 26 a week from tomorrow

Whats your favorite TV show of all time?
Angel



is that link to your tips about cocks?

[Snoogans]

Angel



is that link to your tips about cocks?


no

What the fuck is Angel?

[red_red_red]

no

What the fuck is Angel?
google it you big dummy

why do ppl hate smokers?

[RhinoinMN]

If you were a mod for 2 hours with out repercussions, what would you do?

[led37zep]

If you were a mod for 2 hours with out repercussions, what would you do?

Ban myself for life.


if you could only have one condiment on your hot dog for the rest of your life...what would it be?

[Knowledged_one]

Ban myself for life.


if you could only have one condiment on your hot dog for the rest of your life...what would it be?

Ketchup

How many bites would it take you to chew your arm off

[RhinoinMN]

Ketchup

How many bites would it take you to chew your arm off

1,075


Was it a bad idea to eat a big bowl of chili right before I go to bed?

[MIKEYDAKEN]

1,075


Was it a bad idea to eat a big bowl of chili right before I go to bed?

yes

who was/is your childhood idol?

[Jujubees2]

yes

who was/is your childhood idol?

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/117/668/527/kxPn.jpg

Do you shut the radio off in your car when you turn the engine off?

[RhinoinMN]

Do you shut the radio off in your car when you turn the engine off?

No.


Before Ron and Fez, which radio program did you listen to?

[west milly Tom]

http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/117/668/527/kxPn.jpg

Do you shut the radio off in your car when you turn the engine off?

No.

Do you pee in the shower?

[Jujubees2]

No.

Do you pee in the shower?

Nah

Do you have any allergies?

[vjr97]

no. allergies is for faggots!!

do u like to have sex on the 1st date?

[Jujubees2]

no. allergies is for faggots!!

do u like to have sex on the 1st date?

I would like to but it never happened.

East coast or west coast?

[Ritalin]

I would like to but it never happened.

East coast or west coast?

Queens, yo.

Working much, or muchly working?

[RhinoinMN]

Queens, yo.

Working much, or muchly working?

Mulchy working



Before Ron and Fez, which radio program did you listen to?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mulchy working



Before Ron and Fez, which radio program did you listen to?

Opie and Anthony.....


Should I go through Insurance to fix a small chip i my windshield or shell out the $75 bucks?

[PhishHead]

Opie and Anthony.....


Should I go through Insurance to fix a small chip i my windshield or shell out the $75 bucks?

shell our $75 bucks cheapo. Unless you have no deductible

[RhinoinMN]

Opie and Anthony.....


Should I go through Insurance to fix a small chip i my windshield or shell out the $75 bucks?

Insurance. That what it is there for. Live up to the hype!


Who will be the NFL's rookie of the year?

[Jujubees2]

Insurance. That what it is there for. Live up to the hype!


Who will be the NFL's rookie of the year?

Sanchez

Who will win Lord Stanley's Cup this year?

[disneyspy]

Sanchez

Who will win Lord Stanley's Cup this year?

the red wings

will kevin ever get laid?

[PhishHead]

the red wings

will kevin ever get laid?

Does snoogans count?

[led37zep]

Does snoogans count?

He's Asian...of course he counts.

Should .net change its color scheme?

[Ritalin]

He's Asian...of course he counts.

Should .net change its color scheme?

Change would be nice.

If you could live anywhere you wanted, where would that be?

[boobieman]

Change would be nice.

If you could live anywhere you wanted, where would that be?

Hawaii..beautiful and hardly any rain...except when a tsunami comes and crushes ya..but Hawaii is the best to me.

If you had to screw your boss would you let him/her get on top or bang you doggie?

SEEYAYYA

[vjr97]

east coast but i prefer a united america.

do u like to lick a girls/opposet sex asshole? ...i sure do

[led37zep]

If you had to screw your boss would you let him/her get on top or bang you doggie?

SEEYAYYA
I'd let her be on top
east coast but i prefer a united america.

do u like to lick a girls/opposet sex asshole? ...i sure do

Nope

What major change would you like to see to .net?

[vjr97]

id fuck the living daylights out of my boss(female) any f'n way any fucking

do u like to see the ladies in high heels? me YESSSSSS

[jonyrotn]

id fuck the living daylights out of my boss(female) any f'n way any fucking

do u like to see the ladies in high heels? me YESSSSSS
Yes, but only if she has slender-slightly muscular legs..If she's too muscular or looks like she's baking bread in them it's could be a deal breaker...


Is a female having sex with a random dude (or vice versa) on five seperate continents and a few small islands, an accomplishment or an embarrassment?

[disneyspy]

Yes, but only if she has slender-slightly muscular legs..If she's too muscular or looks like she's baking bread in them it's could be a deal breaker...


Is a female having sex with a random dude (or vice versa) on five seperate continents and a few small islands, an accomplishment or an embarrassment?

momma says thats an accomplishment cuz not everyone gets to fly in an airoplane

if you put a sandwich bag with jelly in the snatch area,is it cool to fuck to a snow woman?

[jonyrotn]

momma says thats an accomplishment cuz not everyone gets to fly in an airoplane

if you put a sandwich bag with jelly in the snatch area,is it cool to fuck to a snow woman?
If by snow woman you mean, Yeti...Jelly's the least of your problems..Although?.....Nah, nevermind..That'll never work..But you'll have a more fun then a barrel of monkeys trying..

Would you walk across another man's pristine, winter-white carpet and foul it with dirty work boots if you knew you'd never have to face that man?

[boobieman]

If by snow woman you mean, Yeti...Jelly's the least of your problems..Although?.....Nah, nevermind..That'll never work..But you'll have a more fun then a barrel of monkeys trying..

Would you walk across another man's pristine, winter-white carpet and foul it with dirty work boots if you knew you'd never have to face that man?

I would doggie skooch with my bare ass across the carpet....what man would have a winter-white carpet..he deserves it...


Do you want to buy a winter-white/brown carpet?


SSEYYSYASYEYAYAA

[spoon]

I would doggie skooch with my bare ass across the carpet....what man would have a winter-white carpet..he deserves it...


Do you want to buy a winter-white/brown carpet?


SSEYYSYASYEYAYAA

Yes for Justjon's head for a buck. What can I say, he's worth it.

Does this site need a new owner/admin?

[boobieman]

Yes for Justjon's head for a buck. What can I say, he's worth it.

Does this site need a new owner/admin?

Nope I find things fine and dandy...

Is it wrong to drink the last beer in the fridge...when you already had 6?

SSEYAYYEYAAAAEEAAA

[Contra]

I say no, but I'm an asshole

What's the worst thing about yourself

[disneyspy]

I say no, but I'm an asshole

What's the worst thing about yourself

i cant quit talking about myself,see?

would you rather be a good listener or your chicks bitch?

[cougarjake13]

i cant quit talking about myself,see?

would you rather be a good listener or your chicks bitch?



how bad are you talking about being chick bitch

[spoon]

how bad are you talking about being chick bitch

He's just plain shitty.

Just how old do you think Ole' Grey Scrots really is?

[jonyrotn]

He's just plain shitty.

Just how old do you think Ole' Grey Scrots really is?
Never heard of him but....
Age: mid-late 30's
Weight: 340
Height: 5'7" w/ heels on
Likes: Bacon, Gvac
Dislikes: Jew jokes
Location: Staten Island
Occupation: Real Estate Agent/MC Search lookalike..
Pet: Hippopotamus


Bloods or Crips?

[spoon]

Never heard of him but....
Age: mid-late 30's
Weight: 340
Height: 5'7" w/ heels on
Likes: Bacon, Gvac
Dislikes: Jew jokes
Location: Staten Island
Occupation: Real Estate Agent/MC Search lookalike..
Pet: Hippopotamus


Bloods or Crips?

Crips, until he changed his name.

Morning person or night owl?

[jonyrotn]

Crips, until he changed his name.

Morning person or night owl?
That's an easy one spoon..Total night owl..when the sun goes down some kinda switch in me flips and I get reenergized..Plus I don't sleep much, sleep is for babies and narcoleptics..


Poker in the front, liquor in the rear or vice versa?

[spoon]

That's an easy one spoon..Total night owl..when the sun goes down some kinda switch in me flips and I get reenergized..Plus I don't sleep much, sleep is for babies and narcoleptics..


Poker in the front, liquor in the rear or vice versa?

vice poker

sleep to dream or taco salad?

[cougarjake13]

vice poker

sleep to dream or taco salad?



sleep to dream



whats more important one of your fav teams winning a championship or one of your kids wining a championship ??

[jonyrotn]

Gooooooooo Sawx!

Do you wipe the toilet seat after a piss?

[cougarjake13]

Gooooooooo Sawx!

Do you wipe the toilet seat after a piss?



only if i notice that i did it ??




do u sit down to pee ??

[newport king]

only if i notice that i did it ??




do u sit down to pee ??

if im sleeping, or have morning wood, sometimes.

if u can commit 1 crime and get away with it, what would it be?

[StanUpshaw]

if im sleeping, or have morning wood, sometimes.

if u can commit 1 crime and get away with it, what would it be?

Counterfeiting, obviously. If you have money you can do whatever other nefarious shit you would like to do.

What nefarious shit do you want to do, you sick fuck?

[newport king]

Counterfeiting, obviously. If you have money you can do whatever other nefarious shit you would like to do.

What nefarious shit do you want to do, you sick fuck?

rob a bank.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

[jennysmurf]

rob a bank.

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

False teeth.

Do you make your bed everyday?

[PapaBear]

False teeth.

Do you make your bed everyday?
I would have said unsliced bread.

I almost never make my bed. If I did, I wouldn't want to sleep in it.

What do you do when you get text messages or emails that start with "FWD, FWD, FWD, FWD"?