Ask the person below a question

[cougarjake13]

I think you gotta do both to win. But I like driving.

Have you bungee jumped?

not yet but want to


have you ever sky dived ???

[RhinoinMN]

No I have not. Don't think I could do it

Does not wanting to skydive make one a pussy?

[thejives]

not yet but want to


have you ever sky dived ???

Nope, but likewise would like to.

crap, scooped.

Umm... no not really. Living in MN does that.

Have you ever cliff dove?
(that's something I have done!)

[RhinoinMN]

Yes, Taylors Falls, MN/WI border

Was Paul Wellstone a pussy?

[EliSnow]

Yes, Taylors Falls, MN/WI border

Was Paul Wellstone a pussy?

No.

Favorite Minnesota politician of all time?

[thejives]

all I know is wellstone. Not gonna say ventura.

Crayons or colored pencils?

[RhinoinMN]

colored pencils. Much more sophisticated.

Ever had sex in a barn?

[thejives]

no.

What color are your eyes?

[RhinoinMN]

green. That is the first time a man has asked about my eye color. I feel strange.

Where is the furthest place you have traveled.


I know realize that I should not have responded to this. I feel stranger.

[thejives]

Brazil

Ski, snowboard, or sled?

[cougarjake13]

denmark

smelliest place you traveled ???

[RhinoinMN]

Brazil

Ski, snowboard, or sled?

ski

Yellowstone National Park.

Scariest place ever traveled?

[thejives]

denmark

smelliest place you traveled ???

Canal st. NYC

ski

Yellowstone National Park.

Scariest place ever traveled?

Canal St. Nyc


That worked out!

Favorite canadian province?

[RhinoinMN]

Ontario. I love lakes. weird huh?

Has anyone ever been to Spain or Alaska?

[thejives]

yes.
not me. but someone has.

Best sesame street character?

[RhinoinMN]

yes.
not me. but someone has.

Best sesame street character?

I was wishing that you hadn't, but you knida like the music.

snuffalufagus

Do you live in an apartment or house.

[thejives]

I was wishing that you hadn't, but you knida like the music.

snuffalufagus

Do you live in an apartment or house.

apartment.

Would you rather drown or burn?

[RhinoinMN]

Thats easy. Drown. One large gulp and its over.



Does your job require manual labor?

[thejives]

Thats easy. Drown. One large gulp and its over.



Does your job require manual labor?

nope.

should each reply in this thread include a quote of the question?

[cougarjake13]

nope.

should each reply in this thread include a quote of the question?

yes



do have a fungus in your anus

[thejives]

yes



do have a fungus in your anus

nope. I specifically asked my Dr. to check.
She looked at me funny but complied.

Are computers a good thing or a bad thing for society?

[cougarjake13]

nope. I specifically asked my Dr. to check.
She looked at me funny but complied.

Are computers a good thing or a bad thing for society?

good


are batteries not included ???

[thejives]

good


are batteries not included ???

If they are, don't use them. They're rigged to explode.

Do you trust wicker furniture?

[cougarjake13]

If they are, don't use them. They're rigged to explode.

Do you trust wicker furniture?

no they're unstable and full of termites



would you eat insects????

[thejives]

no they're unstable and full of termites



would you eat insects????

oddly I think I would, and I'm a vegetarian.

Do you think Jesus was black?

[cougarjake13]

oddly I think I would, and I'm a vegetarian.

Do you think Jesus was black?

i dont think he ever existed


do you think shorts are brown

[RhinoinMN]

oddly I think I would, and I'm a vegetarian.

Do you think Jesus was black?

I don't believe so. I haven't seen the proof.

About the shorts:

I don't think so, I know so.

Is wrapping paper necessary?

[thejives]

I don't believe so. I haven't seen the proof.

Is wrapping paper necessary?

to prevent pregnancy. yes. but you're gonna wanna use something other than paper.

Most expensive meal you've ever had?

[DiabloSammich]

Me and my chick. $200 including tip. Suprisingly, not worth it.



Raisins or bananas?

[Tall_James]

Bananas, without a doubt.

Have you ever faked climax because you just wanted to go to sleep?

[cougarjake13]

no


if you're a man have you given a man a blowjob ???

if you're a woman have you ever gone down on another woman, if yes give explicit details

[Ritalin]

no


if you're a man have you given a man a blowjob ???

if you're a woman have you ever gone down on another woman, if yes give explicit details

I'm a dude, and no, I've never touched another dude's junk.

My question: cougarjake's fascination with gay sex. Does it trouble you?

[thejives]

I'm a dude, and no, I've never touched another dude's junk.

My question: cougarjake's fascination with gay sex. Does it trouble you?

I would be more troubled if it stopped.
That's how long it's been a part of our lives.

Family Guy or Simpsons?

[cougarjake13]

I would be more troubled if it stopped.
That's how long it's been a part of our lives.

Family Guy or Simpsons?

fam guy



nipples on a bull, are they useless ???

[thejives]

fam guy



nipples on a bull, are they useless ???

where else will the bull get nipple piercings?

Will rock and roll ever die?

[RhinoinMN]

fam guy



nipples on a bull, are they useless ???

Just as useless as ours


Rock and Roll will never die!!!!


bullshit, is it as bad as everybody says?

[thejives]

Just as useless as ours


Rock and Roll will never die!!!!


bullshit, is it as bad as everybody says?

depends on the bull that's shitting and how you cook it.

What kind of student were you in school?

[DiabloSammich]

Honor roll nerd.





What's your problem????

[thejives]

Honor roll nerd.





What's your problem????

Your fucking face.

Would you rather be a bond villain or a bond girl?

[RhinoinMN]

Your fucking face.

Would you rather be a bond villain or a bond girl?

Bond girl. What better excuse to have sex with THE Sean Connery.

Peanut Butter or Chocolate?

[DiabloSammich]

Both at the same time.




If you could be one professional athlete for one day, who would it be and what day?

[Ritalin]

Peanut Butter, but I reserve the right to change my mind.

If you had to vote right now, who would you choose to be the next president?

[WampusCrandle]

ron paul, cause he looks like a little gremlin

Why are you breaking my heart?

[DiabloSammich]

Because I don't have an AARP card.


My question again.

Professional athlete for one day. Who would you be and what day?

[WampusCrandle]

I would probably be George Skakel, he was the Captain of the Olympic Polo Team . . . . though they did all die in a plane crash.

if you could speak any other language, what would it be?

[Jujubees2]

I would probably be George Skakel, he was the Captain of the Olympic Polo Team . . . . though they did all die in a plane crash.

if you could speak any other language, what would it be?

Italian.

Paper or plastic?

[WampusCrandle]

both, i like to kill the environment.

no arms or no legs

[Jujubees2]

both, i like to kill the environment.

no arms or no legs

No legs. Can't rub one out with no arms.

Whole milk or low-fat?

[RhinoinMN]

No legs. Can't rub one out with no arms.

Whole milk or low-fat?

I love whole milk, but drink low-fat because of my diet.

Is WampusCrandle a real person?

[WampusCrandle]

whole milk, i like to live dangerously

no hands or no feet

[Jujubees2]

whole milk, i like to live dangerously

no hands or no feet

Again, no feet for reasons listed above.

Blind or deaf?

[StupidGirlllll]

Hmm Deaf...I could care less half the time what people are babbling about.

Favorite TV show?

[Cleophus James]

I love whole milk, but drink low-fat because of my diet.

Is WampusCrandle a real person?
NO

Just making your post count go up?

[WampusCrandle]

yes, why not

become half robot or half animal

[Jujubees2]

Hmm Deaf...I could care less half the time what people are babbling about.

Favorite TV show?

Currently on the air: The Office. All-time: Six Feet Under

Tea of coffee?

[DiabloSammich]

Coffee.



Extra cheese or pepperoni?

[Cleophus James]

yes, why not

become half robot or half animal
Robot animal

gravy, turkey giblets in or out?

[Jujubees2]

Coffee.



Extra cheese or pepperoni?


Cheese.

Original crust or deep dish?

[WampusCrandle]

deep dish - im a man

either black or a woman

[Jujubees2]

deep dish - im a man

either black or a woman

Black

Bacon or sausage

[WampusCrandle]

bacon,

far side or calvin&hobbes

[King Hippos Bandaid]

far side

Suicide or Only Having CBS on your Television?

[buzzard]

Farside



NY or Boston?

[buzzard]

far side

Suicide or Only Having CBS on your Television?

I Hate You!


CBS


Jeff or Kevin?

[drjoek]

Farside



NY or Boston?

NY



Ocean or Lake?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Fjord


Would you get into a fist fight over a parking spot?

[EliSnow]

Fjord


Would you get into a fist fight over a parking spot?

Most likely not, but never say never.

Who's your favorite R&F.net chick?

[PhishHead]

Most likely not, but never say never.

Who's your favorite R&F.net chick?

i love how people are avoiding this question like the plague.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i love how people are avoiding this question like the plague.

I did, even a post whore like me is not touching that question with a 10 foot pole

the closest answer is Pixreilamyblood

[Jujubees2]

Most likely not, but never say never.

Who's your favorite R&F.net chick?

Marc with a c

What Olympic event would you compete in?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Marc with a c

What Olympic event would you compete in?

gr8 answer

sheepy would have also worked


Bobsled


Lease or Buy?

[EliSnow]

Marc with a c

What Olympic event would you compete in?

Marc with a c or Sheepy is the safest, funniest answer. Good job jujubees. EDIT: Hippo and I are both geniuses.

As for lease or buy, lease with an option to buy.

Night or morning person.

[MadMatt]

gr8 answer

sheepy would have also worked


Bobsled


Lease or Buy?

Buy - leasing scares me cause I know I'm going to F something up.

Bar or Dance Club?

[mongothetrucker]

Buy - leasing scares me cause I know I'm going to F something up.

Bar or Dance Club?

Bar. Dancing is for queers

Voting Republican or getting ass raped?

[Jujubees2]

Marc with a c or Sheepy is the safest, funniest answer. Good job jujubees. EDIT: Hippo and I are both geniuses.

As for lease or buy, lease with an option to buy.

Night or morning person.


At first was night, then went to mornings when the kids came along and now I'm back to nights.

White or wheat?

[MadMatt]

Bar. Dancing is for queers

Voting Republican or getting ass raped?

Same thing. :clap:

With Spaghetti - Meatballs or Sausage?

[Jujubees2]

Same thing. :clap:

With Spaghetti - Meatballs or Sausage?

Veggie meatballs!

Sweater or sweatshirt?

[drjoek]

Veggie meatballs!

Sweater or sweatshirt?

Sweatshirt
(and I dont mean hoodie- that word needs to be anally raped.

Morning sex or afternoon delight?

[joethebartender]

Sweatshirt
(and I dont mean hoodie- that word needs to be anally raped.

Morning sex or afternoon delight?

morning.

LCD or Plasma?

[drjoek]

morning.

LCD or Plasma?

Sadly neither:thumbdown: my TV is in a built in next to the fireplace and require a downsizing to go HD :furious: I suck


Garcia or Weir?

[Jujubees2]

Sadly neither:thumbdown: my TV is in a built in next to the fireplace and require a downsizing to go HD :furious: I suck


Garcia or Weir?

Wow, listening to The Dead now. Garcia.

Paul or John?

[PhishHead]

Sadly neither:thumbdown: my TV is in a built in next to the fireplace and require a downsizing to go HD :furious: I suck


Garcia or Weir?

whoever answers Weir should be shot and killed and thrown into the ocean never to be heard from again.

and for good measure strangle them with their own guts.

[drjoek]

whoever answers Weir should be shot and killed and thrown into the ocean never to be heard from again.

and for good measure strangle them with their own guts.

could not agree more only I would have said it more strongly:clap:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

John

Butter or Cream Cheese on a Bagel?

[DiabloSammich]

Weir.



What's the best way to fend off an attack from irate host of a radio show that no one listens to?


Scooped, cream cheese

[PhishHead]

could not agree more only I would have said it more strongly:clap:

fucking rock star bobby.

We are just lucky Bossanova didnt see the question yet, he may have blown up the board and killed drjoek in the process just for asking it.

[PhishHead]

Weir.



What's the best way to fend off an attack from irate host of a radio show that no one listens to?


Scooped, cream cheese

you listen.

[DiabloSammich]

you listen.


And I'm a nobody.


Back on track. Soda or pop?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Soda

Back to Bagels

Butter or Cream Cheese?

[drjoek]

fucking rock star bobby.

We are just lucky Bossanova didnt see the question yet, he may have blown up the board and killed drjoek in the process just for asking it.

just trying to weed out the non hackers who do not have what it takes to serve in my beloved Corp. That Diablo guy is going to suffer:devil2:

[PhishHead]

Soda

Back to Bagels

Butter or Cream Cheese?

Lactose Free Butter

Bagels:

Plain or Black Russian?

[DiabloSammich]

Soda

Back to Bagels

Butter or Cream Cheese?


I said cream cheese, fucker!
Black russian.

Glazed or chocolate frosted?

[drjoek]

Soda

Back to Bagels

Butter or Cream Cheese?

a schmear

brazilian waxed or hitler mustache/landing strip?

[drjoek]

I said cream cheese, fucker!
Black russian.

Glazed or chocolate frosted?

Jelly Stick

[DiabloSammich]

Brazilian, like my internet videos



Would you rather be forced to have a mullet or a bald spot?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a schmear

brazilian waxed or hitler mustache/landing strip?

bald spot


Lose your TV or lose your internet privleges?

[DiabloSammich]

Tv, I hardly watch any.



Greatest meal you ever had?

[drjoek]

Tv, I hardly watch any.



Greatest meal you ever had?

Brazilian waxed:lol:

[RhinoinMN]

Tv, I hardly watch any.



Greatest meal you ever had?

Fresh Paella in Barcelona.

Longest elapsed time having sex?

[thejives]

18 years, starting at birth.
It was quite a dry spell.

What's your bar drink?

[Fez4Prez]

beer with a beer chaser.

Marry, fuck or kill ... Monica from Friends, the reporter from Scream or the co-star of Ace Ventura.

[thejives]

beer with a beer chaser.

Marry, fuck or kill ... Monica from Friends, the reporter from Scream or the co-star of Ace Ventura.

I'd do all three to all three ... for the right price.

Would you be a survivor contestant, given the chance?

[RhinoinMN]

beer with a beer chaser.

Marry, fuck or kill ... Monica from Friends, the reporter from Scream or the co-star of Ace Ventura.

fuck em all.


Sure, why not? I can survive. I live in Minnesota.

boxers, briefs or hybrid?

[thejives]

fuck em all.


Sure, why not? I can survive. I live in Minnesota.

boxers, briefs or hybrid?

Hybrids.

Which planet is the most frightening?

[cougarjake13]

Hybrids.

Which planet is the most frightening?

mercury


what planet would you love to visit if possible ??

[Grendel_Kahn]

No feet. Gives me a reason to sit down all day.

IF you had a MFM 3some and the other guy grabbed your ass/junk would you freak?

[RhinoinMN]

mercury


what planet would you love to visit if possible ??

uranus. didn't see that one coming......did you?

white wine or red wine?

[undressa]

white

paper or plastic?

[thejives]

No feet. Gives me a reason to sit down all day.

IF you had a MFM 3some and the other guy grabbed your ass/junk would you freak?

If I was in that situation, I oughtn't.
Par for the course, right?

white

paper or plastic?

Paper.
Save the planet!

How many guinesses could you have in a night?

[DiabloSammich]

4 or 5, not from the alcohol, but because there so damned thick.


Worst accident you've ever been in?

[thejives]

I said "hey, i'll sign up for a ronfez.net account.

Have you ever puked ON someone?

[WampusCrandle]

it's my day job

has someone ever puked on you?

[thejives]

thank god no.
and don't even try it.

Would you ever run for public office?

[WampusCrandle]

hellz yes

would you ever kill someone?

[DiabloSammich]

I wouldn't mind being the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla.

Or my local school board. One or the other.


What are you drinking right now?

[DiabloSammich]

If there was a choice between someone and my family, then yes.

[thejives]

soda.

Could you clarify your position on killing people?

[WampusCrandle]

no, never

[DiabloSammich]

Simple. Hypothetical, armed break in, with threatening actions toward my wife and son, I will take any necessary steps.



I started eating bran cereal this morning. What can I expect over the coming days?

[WampusCrandle]

expect to get a new toilet

what kind of toilet should DiabloSammich get?

[thejives]

one that is actually a bathtub.

What show epitomizes the 80s?

[WampusCrandle]

miami vice - great clothes and showed colored people that they can become wingmen

If you were gay, what kind of gay person would you be? (not Gvac, i already know :wub:)

[joethebartender]

The "crying on the inside" kind I guess.

Text message or voicemail?

[thejives]

text message. I hate the sound of peoples' voices.

Do you think vegetarians are cool?

[RhinoinMN]

text message. I hate the sound of peoples' voices.

Do you think vegetarians are cool?

Just as cool as the carnivores. Vagitarians are cooler.

between silk, cotton or flannel sheets?

[thejives]

I don't know. Not silk, that's crazy.
I guess flannel.

In that vein, down pillows or foam?

[AngelAmy]

I don't know. Not silk, that's crazy.
I guess flannel.

In that vein, down pillows or foam?

i go down on pillows


taco or burrito?

[thejives]

bean burritos rule.
But they get me in trouble.

Mullet or mohawk?

[RhinoinMN]

Mohawk

onions or leeks?

[thejives]

Onions bitches!
Bring a tear to my eye.

How much schoolin' do you have?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Bachelors Degree in Science


Could you live in a world without bacon?

if yes how many years have you been gay?

[Jujubees2]

Bachelors Degree in Science


Could you live in a world without bacon?

if yes how many years have you been gay?

Yes, I guess since I became a vegetarian in 1987.

Florida or California?

[thejives]

Yes, I guess since I became a vegetarian in 1987.

Florida or California?

for oranges, Florida.
for whores, California.

Do you cross dress regularly?

[Jujubees2]

for oranges, Florida.
for whores, California.

Do you cross dress regularly?

Define regularly.... Nah.

Would you rather do an ugly woman or cute guy?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

both 3 way


Fat Elvis or Skinny Elvis?

[thejives]

The one Bruce Campbell played in Bubba Hotep.

What's your opinion of Yoko Ono?

[joethebartender]

Beatles destroyer.


grilled cheese sandwich...with chips or tomato soup?

[thejives]

oooh tomato soup now that you mention it.
fuckin starving.

What movie do you wish you could transport yourself in and live there forever?

[Yosammity]

Any girl on girl porn flick.


What non-human cartoon character would you most like to have relations with?

[tupper65]

Lola Bunny
http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.carllyonsstudio.com/character/images/lola.jpg&usg=AFQjCNFeDdkx9v4iLN0nxsib-y10Vmte4Q
HAWT!

Sausage or Bacon

[Fez4Prez]

sausage

links or patties

[cougarjake13]

are you a board character for fez4prez in 2008 ???

[TeeBone]

Undecided.



Did you prefer the fun of the giant parachute or giant beach-ball in gym class?

[DiabloSammich]

Giant parachute.


What bones have you broken and how?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

nose 4 times, ankle and wrist all sports related

Rock Papers or Scissors?

[TeeBone]

Rock crushes all.




Who do you think has the smelliest helmet in the NFL?

[tupper65]

Troy Polamalu

Kick in the crotch or punch in the nose?

[jauble]

it pains me to say it (pat from moonachie laugh) but crotch shot

who would you rather sleep with: ESD or Earl?

[Ritalin]

punch in the nose, of course.

Am I right or am I right?

[jauble]

punch in the nose, of course.

Am I right or am I right?

well you're late

so I still want the ESD Earl answer

[Jujubees2]

well you're late

so I still want the ESD Earl answer

I would say Earl but once you go black, you'll never go back...

Pitcher or catcher?

[WampusCrandle]

pitcher

be attacked by a bear or a lion

[Jujubees2]

pitcher

be attacked by a bear or a lion

Bear. They don't seem to be as agressive as lions.

Pancakes or waffles?

[RhinoinMN]

Bear. They don't seem to be as agressive as lions.

Pancakes or waffles?

Pancakes. The other makes me indecisive.

pickles or olives?

[Jujubees2]

Pancakes. The other makes me indecisive.

pickles or olives?

Olives.

Top or bottom bunk?

[WampusCrandle]

top, of course

live in a world of zombies or a world entirely run by women

[RhinoinMN]

top, of course

live in a world of zombies or a world entirely run by women

Women. I don't think that I could bang a zombie (unlike someone I know).

My computer thermometer says -0.0F. Should zero be a positive or negative number?

[thejives]

Women. I don't think that I could bang a zombie (unlike someone I know).

My computer thermometer says -0.0F. Should zero be a positive or negative number?

why are you checking your computer's temperature?
And if it's 0 degrees out it's definitely a negative thing.

Do you gossip?

[RhinoinMN]

why are you checking your computer's temperature?
And if it's 0 degrees out it's definitely a negative thing.

Do you gossip?

I try not to, But will occasionally.

Is your computer as sick as mine?

[Jujubees2]

why are you checking your computer's temperature?
And if it's 0 degrees out it's definitely a negative thing.

Do you gossip?

Who doesn't?

Blonde or brunette?

[Hottub]

Razzle Dazzle!

Would you ever buy a Dell?

[thejives]

Razzle Dazzle!

Would you ever buy a Dell?

I did once, and i paid the price.
Actually it was a good computer for college, but now I'm a toshiba man.

What's the difference between Minnesota from Canada, really?

[Hottub]

Brunette

Free Medical.

Did you ever really bang a crazy chick? (Ron is right)

[eeroomnhoj]

I did once, and i paid the price.
Actually it was a good computer for college, but now I'm a toshiba man.

What's the difference between Minnesota from Canada, really?

The lakes are smaller in Minnesota but the mosquito's are bigger.

What's more annoying, excessive ear or nose hair?

[thejives]

The lakes are smaller in Minnesota but the mosquito's are bigger.

What's more annoying, excessive ear or nose hair?

Nose hair, because people can't cover that up with ear muffs or a hat.

Have you ever been spanked? As an adult?

[Jujubees2]

The lakes are smaller in Minnesota but the mosquito's are bigger.

What's more annoying, excessive ear or nose hair?

Nose because when you're talking to someone with excessive nose hair you can't take your eyes off it.

Baseball or football?

[RhinoinMN]

I did once, and i paid the price.
Actually it was a good computer for college, but now I'm a toshiba man.

What's the difference between Minnesota from Canada, really?

Prescription drug costs.

Nose hair. It gets in the way of picking.


Never been spanked (unfortunately)

football
soup or salad?

[thejives]

The Soup with Joel McHale.

Have you ever found Whoopie Golberg attractive?

[Hottub]

Salad, every time.

Beer, wine or liquor tonight?

[thejives]

Salad, every time.

Beer, wine or liquor tonight?

Oh you bet I'll lick-her...

sry bout that one.

Have you ever found Ted Danson attractive?

[weekapaugjz]

Everyday

At what price would you go gay?

[thejives]

All three

At what price would you go gay?

Haven't been paid yet.

Ever zip up your nuts?

[weekapaugjz]

Haven't been paid yet.

Ever zip up your nuts?

Unfortunately

Cashews or almonds?

[Hottub]

Cashews

Giants or The Pack?

[thejives]

Cashews

Giants or The Pack?

Giants. The pats will look better killing them.

What's the best thing about Delaware?

[DiabloSammich]

Me.


Chicken fingers or tenders?

[weekapaugjz]

Me.


Chicken fingers or tenders?

Wings above all

Bleu cheese or ranch

[thejives]

Bleu cheese or ranch

Ranch in the summer
blue cheese in the winter

What's your position on immigration?

[weekapaugjz]

vegetarian sez- neither.
But if nazis had my parents, fingers.

What's your position on immigration?

Who cares as long as they put clean sheets on my hotel bed

What race has the hottest women?

[DiabloSammich]

It's the best thing to happen to the agriculture industry since slavery.




Was that offensive?

[termspec]

my very first car was 1938 Morris 8 open tourer !!

I bought it in 1961 !! yes it was still a very good runner, i used it daily for about a year, with no major problems.....it was great fun to drive.

here is a photo of one http://www.shipleyminicoaches.co.uk/images/morris.jpg

[DiabloSammich]

Yeah...ok....so anyway......


Brazilian



Who's gonna win this weekend?

[weekapaugjz]

You.

How can I convince my chick to do anal tonight?

[lleeder]

You.

How can I convince my chick to do anal tonight?

Buy a strap-on

[Jujubees2]

You.

How can I convince my chick to do anal tonight?

Lots of alcohol.

North Carolina or South Carolina?

[DiabloSammich]

North.


Why the fuck are we running two Person Above you threads at the same time?

[thejives]

Lots of alcohol.

North Carolina or South Carolina?

In a war I'm taking South Carolina. I think they've got what it takes to kick some ass. As a nice place to live... North Carolina.

Favorite ice cream flavor?

[thejives]

North.


Why the fuck are we running two Person Above you threads at the same time?

Supply and demand my friend.

DO you me to start up another question below you thread?

[Jujubees2]

In a war I'm taking South Carolina. I think they've got what it takes to kick some ass. As a nice place to live... North Carolina.

Favorite ice cream flavor?

Coffee

Grape or strawberry jelly?

[DiabloSammich]

If you do Wampus will be Big Ass Veteran in a week.


Grape..



Do you practice feng shui? (sp?)

[thejives]

Coffee

Grape or strawberry jelly?

Strawberry!

If you do Wampus will be Big Ass Veteran in a week.

Do you practice feng shui? (sp?)

If that means buying furniture, then yes.

Have you ever seen a whale in real life?

[weekapaugjz]

Coffee

Grape or strawberry jelly?

Grape

Peanut butter: creamy or chunky?

[Jujubees2]

Strawberry!



If that means buying furniture, then yes.

Have you ever seen a whale in real life?


Yes, on a whale watch in California.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

[Jujubees2]

Grape

Peanut butter: creamy or chunky?

Chunky.

Hot dogs or hamburgers?

[DiabloSammich]

Grown man? No.



As far as the hamburger question, I refer you to my avatar.


How deep is your love?

[Jujubees2]

Grown man? No.



As far as the hamburger question, I refer you to my avatar.


How deep is your love?

As deep as the Mariana Trench.

Have you ever ridden on an elephant?

[DiabloSammich]

Is that code for a husky female? Even so, yes to both.




What is the last movie you teared up at?

[WampusCrandle]

with no lie, Bridge To Terebithia

what was the last movie you forced to go to with your chick?

[DiabloSammich]

Beavis and Butthead Do America



Do ya think I'm sexy?

[WampusCrandle]

when have i not? (that is my answer and question)

[DiabloSammich]

I would guess not very often.



Is there any worse cartoon incarnation than Scrappy Doo?

[WampusCrandle]

wow, hmm, that is a tough one, i want to say yes, but i am not sure.

what is the worst spin off show of scooby doo?

[DiabloSammich]

Velma's Magical Twat-o-matic.



What website do you visit most besides this one?

[thejives]

crap... not paying attention. many scoops.

If I'm not here I'm on Fark or google news.

Which Disney Princess would you most likely batch to?

[WampusCrandle]

probably belle (cause she would fuck ugly hair guys) and Pocahontas ( would like to try a native american

what is the best mel brooks film?

[thejives]

Young Frankenstein and I say that with tears in my eyes Spaceballs and Blazing Saddles, but it could've been worse. I could have said Silent Movie.

Will Hollywood ever accept a gay male action star?

[WampusCrandle]

i think so, but i do feel that the actor needs to let himself be the action star before a gay actor.

is it better for an actor to go from movies to tv, tv to movies, or either or to hbo (vice versa)

[thejives]

TV to movies.
It's beneath a Movie star to get a sitcom. Look how pathetic Charlie Sheen is on that show. TV is where old actors go to get checks.

Where is the best place to get jeans?

[joethebartender]

fat guy store.


charcoal or gas? (for 'da grill)

[Yosammity]

Charcoal.

Pasta or rice?

[Gvac]

Rice.

High heels or bare feet?

[DiabloSammich]

On you? Bare feet, thank you very much.



Best HBO show that wasn't the Sopranos?

[Yosammity]

Taxi Cab Confessions.


Favorite kids' breakfast cereal?

[Gvac]

http://theimaginaryworld.com/box1319.jpg




Dogs or cats?

[EliSnow]

http://theimaginaryworld.com/box1319.jpg




Dogs or cats?

Dogs.

What's your favorite car ever made?

[DiabloSammich]

http://www.canadiandriver.com/news/02images/60_gto.jpg





Is MTV contributing anything to society any more?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yes I want a super special sweet 16


Garbage Pail Kids or Wacky Packages?

[DiabloSammich]

Garbage Pail Kids. I still have all of mine in the closet.



Which Josie and the Pussycat was the hottest?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Josie, although Melody was a hottie also


Wait an Hour at your favorite Restaurant or walk right into a restaurant you kinda like?

[DiabloSammich]

Waiting irritates me to the point that will not be able to enjoy my meal.



Rare, medium-rare, medium, medium-well, well-done, or Pittsburgh Rare?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Tuna and Steak Medium Rare


Alvin Simon or Theodore?

[DiabloSammich]

Simon, he was the brains of the outfit.


Have you ever lied to get out of going to a viewing?

[Yosammity]

No.


Daylight Saving Time -- useful or no longer necessary?

[WampusCrandle]

no

who would win: Terminator/ Alien VS Robo Cop/ Preditor

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Predator 3rd Round TKO


If Men could get preganant, would you?

[WampusCrandle]

depends, would i get a mangina, or would the kid have to come exploding out of my dick . . . anyway, no, i would just repeatedly get pregnant and have man babby abortions

who would win:
Arnold Schwarzenegger vs or Sylvester Stallone

[RhinoinMN]

depends, would i get a mangina, or would the kid have to come exploding out of my dick . . . anyway, no, i would just repeatedly get pregnant and have man babby abortions

who would win:
Arnold Schwarzenegger vs or Sylvester Stallone

vs

6pack or 40oz

[King Hippos Bandaid]

6 Pack of Natty Light


What age do you consider under-age?

[DiabloSammich]

Whatever age dictated by federal law and/or local ordinances.


Worst DVD purchase you ever made?

[RhinoinMN]

Whatever age dictated by federal law and/or local ordinances.


Worst DVD purchase you ever made?

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/82/04/95m.jpg

Shower in the a.m. or p.m.?

[joethebartender]

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/82/04/95m.jpg

Shower in the a.m. or p.m.?

a.m. --(it's the third "s")

Blockbuster or "on demand"?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

net flix

but to answer your question Blockbuster, cause I have direct tv

When is the last time you had a TV Dinner?

[mongothetrucker]

net flix

but to answer your question Blockbuster, cause I have direct tv

When is the last time you had a TV Dinner?

I ate a Sony on Tuesday...

Blonde, Brunette or Redhead?

[WampusCrandle]

http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/82/04/95m.jpg

Shower in the a.m. or p.m.?
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/allposters/78/1808419778p.jpg

or

http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/846467~Envy-Posters.jpg

which is the better acting family: baldwins, arquettes, or cussacks

[mongothetrucker]

none of the above.

What is better, first kiss or first lay, with a date?

[Jujubees2]

none of the above.

What is better, first kiss or first lay, with a date?


First kiss.

Coke or Pepsi?

[WampusCrandle]

pepsi, always!

saturday night live or mad tv

[King Hippos Bandaid]

since 1994

nothing, both crap


Beer or Liquor?


Whats your favorite drink ?

[WampusCrandle]

liquor now, beer later

fav. drink is a screw driver, by far

what would you like to be doing if you werent stuck at home, on RonFez.net

[Bossanova]

Fucking Betty White



Swiss or Provalone

[WampusCrandle]

swiss

which golden girl are YOU?! blanch, dorothy, rose, or sophia

[Bossanova]

swiss

which golden girl are YOU?! blanch, dorothy, rose, or sophia

Def. Blanch


Did you love or hate Dorothy's ex Stanley

[WampusCrandle]

stanley is a lovable schmuck!

do you think a better series finale would have been that all the golden girls died during a multiple rape scenario in a van?

[cougarjake13]

stanley is a lovable schmuck!

do you think a better series finale would have been that all the golden girls died during a multiple rape scenario in a van?

yes but only if the rapist had the sex torture device from the movie seven



which of the golden girls would you fuck, marry, kill ???

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

which of the golden girls would you fuck, marry, kill ???

Rose, Blanche, Dorothy. (I'd only marry Blanche b/c she has a chunk of real estate)

Who in your family would you readily kill off? (I'm looking for the answer that immediately comes to mind; no hemming or hawing).

[WampusCrandle]

honestly, i feel bad saying it, but my sister

if you could only save one person in your family, who would it be

[Yosammity]

My wife (doe that count?).

What kind of tea do you like (chamomille, orange pekoe, etc.)?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Iced Tea w lemon


Who is the gayest member on the board? (not me or yourself)

[DiabloSammich]

I don't know much about this guy, but the name suggests a few things...

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=14934



What was for breakfast?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

3 egg whites and whole grain english muffin

Will Meet the Spartans win any Oscars?