Ask the person below a question

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I blame the blacks


Vanna White or Cindy Crawford?

:king:

[Ritalin]

point/counterpoint.

who do you blame?

I have no one to blame but myself.

Lights on or lights off?

[FUNKMAN]

on

new rims or rimjob?

[SHANEFROMGA]

on

new rims or rimjob?

rimjob

fruit by the foot or foot up the ass?

[FUNKMAN]

rimjob

fruit by the foot or foot up the ass?

fist only

post raisin bran or kelloggs frosted flakes?

[lleeder]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p174/smurf47/Frosted-flakes_cbx.gif

headache or backache?

[Don Stugots]

headache

hurts more: blue balls or kick in the balls?

[lleeder]

headache

hurts more: blue balls or kick in the balls?

kick in the balls

least favorite canadian football team?

[weekapaugjz]

kick in the balls

least favorite canadian football team?

saskatchawan roughriders.

who is going to win the all star game tonight?

[FUNKMAN]

headache



hurts more: blue balls or kick in the balls?

National League

blue balls

fresh mozz or sharp chunk provolone?

[lleeder]

sharp chunk provolone...mmm stanky

deep dish or thin crust

[FUNKMAN]

sharp chunk provolone...mmm stanky

deep dish or thin crust

thin crust

sneakers or sandals?

[EliSnow]

sneakers.

Taxi Driver or Mean Streets?

[Reephdweller]

sneakers.

Taxi Driver or Mean Streets?

Taxi Driver



Kicking a punt or Kicking a cunt?

[Friday]

Taxi Driver



Kicking a punt or Kicking a cunt?

I have only ever kicked a PUNT

Broken Dick or Broken Tailbone?

[cougarjake13]

I have only ever kicked a PUNT

Broken Dick or Broken Tailbone?

easily the broken tailbone, i hardly use it



papercut in the vag or explosive diarhea

[King Hippos Bandaid]

easily the broken tailbone, i hardly use it



papercut in the vag or explosive diarhea

Explosive Diarhea


East Side or West Side?

:king:

[sr71blackbird]

East Side

What razor do you use to shave your junk?

[Reephdweller]

East Side

What razor do you use to shave your junk?


Scissors and something else


Cashews or Almonds?

[EliSnow]

Scissors and something else


Cashews or Almonds?

I eat both both prefer cashews.

For this one, we're going to a visual question:

Darren I

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3561/bewitcheddickyorkandelikp6.jpg

or

Darren II?

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/7140/dszu1.jpg

[StupidGirlllll]

Original Darren.


Bewitched or I dream Of Jennie?

[Dougie Brootal]

[SIZE="3"][FONT="Arial"]
Darren I

http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/3561/bewitcheddickyorkandelikp6.jpg


worst good guy champion...

http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~markro/images/hulk2.jpg

or

http://www.ewebjunk.com/myspacejunk/John_Cena/content/picture1.jpg

[Friday]

worst good guy champion...

http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~markro/images/hulk2.jpg

or

http://www.ewebjunk.com/myspacejunk/John_Cena/content/picture1.jpg

Bachelor Number 2 wheeeee

Best place to get down and dirty?

[EliSnow]

Best place to get down and dirty is outside. I've always had a thing for outdoor sex.

Colonel Potter or Colonel Blake?

[Reephdweller]

Best place to get down and dirty is outside. I've always had a thing for outdoor sex.

Colonel Potter or Colonel Blake?


Colonel Henry Blake any day of the week!


Would you rather a really good drink mixologist or a very good chef?

[EliSnow]

Colonel Henry Blake any day of the week!


Would you rather a really good drink mixologist or a very good chef?

A very good chef.

What was the last great movie you saw?

[ScottFromGA]

A very good chef.

What was the last great movie you saw?

great to me or great to you? Transformers was great to me.

Did you ever sniff glue as a child?

[prothunderball]

I was more of a marker sniffer.

chunky or creamy peanut butter?

[EliSnow]

I was more of a marker sniffer.

chunky or creamy peanut butter?

Creamy.

How old were you the first time you got drunk?

[prothunderball]

22 I was a bit of a late bloomer when it came to alcohol.

What's your favorite flavor of Gatorade?

[KISSjunky]

Original.



What's your beer of choice?

[EliSnow]

Original.



What's your beer of choice?

Sam Adams.

How long with the dork thread last?

[Marc with a c]

until somebody kills reilly.

do you want to kill reilly?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

until somebody kills reilly.

do you want to kill reilly?


No

Besides me Who is the Biggest Dork on th Board?

:king:

[Marc with a c]

your brother.

do you want to kill reilly?

[scottinnj]

your brother.

do you want to kill reilly?

No I'm hiring somebody for that.

Favorite Airline?

[Marc with a c]

qantas

does anybody want to kill reilly?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

qantas

does anybody want to kill reilly?


apparently you


Apple Jacks or Fruit Loops?

:king:

[reillyluck]

qantas

does anybody want to kill reilly?

No.

when you say kill do you really mean sex?

[Don Stugots]

No.

when you say kill do you really mean sex?

yes.

favorite type of soda.

[reillyluck]

yes.

favorite type of soda.

the bubbly kind.

does anyone like marc?

[Don Stugots]

the bubbly kind.

does anyone like marc?

no.

why not?

[reillyluck]

no.

why not?

cuz he's a dork.


hairy balls or shaved balls?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

cuz he's a dork.


hairy balls or shaved balls?


Shaved in the Summer


GI Joe or Transformers ?

:king:

[Don Stugots]

Transfomers

star wars or star trek?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Transfomers

star wars or star trek?


Star Wars

Halloween or Thanksgiving?

:king:

[Kevin]

Transfomers

star wars or star trek?

Star Wars

Opie or Anthony?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Star Wars

Opie or Anthony?


In Person Opie

On Air Anthony

Better Fez Fake GF

Dawn Cumia, or Imaginary Fianee in Niagra Falls Ontario Canada?

:king:

[Don Stugots]

dawn.

why else do you not like horsepants?

[Marc with a c]

cause he has sex with your wives.

what is your favorite std?

[Don Stugots]

cause he has sex with your wives.

what is your favorite std?

the mark with a c.

clams or shrimps?

[scottinnj]

the mark with a c.

clams or shrimps?

Clams.


Aluminum or wooden bat?

[Gvac]

Wooden bat, no question.

Scotch or bourbon?

[Don Stugots]

Wooden bat, no question.

Scotch or bourbon?

scotch.


favorite pizza topping?

[lleeder]

scotch.


favorite pizza topping?

Pepperoni

chick with a tatoo or with a piercing?

[Don Stugots]

tatt.

belly button, useful or useless?

[prothunderball]

If I gotta go with just one, peperoni.

Rest of your life with no pizza or rest of life with no porn?

[Friday]

If I gotta go with just one, peperoni.

Rest of your life with no pizza or rest of life with no porn?

No Porn.. I have an EXTREMELY vivid memory/imagination

Drive a Lemon Yellow and Purple spotted Edsel or have no car?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

No Porn.. I have an EXTREMELY vivid memory/imagination

Drive a Lemon Yellow and Purple spotted Edsel or have no car?


Edsel

Top Chef or next Food Network Star?

:king:

[Reephdweller]

Top Chef



Stugots or Regina

[Marc with a c]

regina

stu or apples?

[Reephdweller]

apples





kidney stones or kidney beans?

[Marc with a c]

beans.

hot pocket or darts?

[Reephdweller]

hot pocket




Jim Gaffigan or Jim Norton?

[Marc with a c]

gaffigan.

elephants or crayons?

[Reephdweller]

Crayons




Eggo stuffed waffles or Banana Braised Salmon?

[Marc with a c]

waffles.

boner or croquet?

[Reephdweller]

croquet



Hospital Gurney or Journey Cover Band?

[JPMNICK]

croquet



Hospital Gurney or Journey Cover Band?

Journey


Black and White cookie or Corvette

[Marc with a c]

corvette

topless lady or a bike?

[Reephdweller]

Black and White Cookie


Reeshy or Tenbats

[weekapaugjz]

Black and White Cookie


Reeshy or Tenbats

reeshy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cake or pie?

[JPMNICK]

pie

Jenny from 867-5309 or Jainy with the gun

[Reephdweller]

corvette

topless lady or a bike?


bike


colostomy bag or satellte dish

[Marc with a c]

tenbats.

exclmation points or sport jacket?

[Marc with a c]

satellite dish.

spud mackenzie or halibut?

[Reephdweller]

reeshy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cake or pie?



cake



tonka truck or delta fly miles?

[Reephdweller]

satellite dish.

spud mackenzie or halibut?




spud



pop rocks or angel dust

[Marc with a c]

cake



tonka truck or delta fly miles?

miles.

that micro machine talking fast guy or a toupee?

[JPMNICK]

pop rocks

billy staples or billy corigan

[Marc with a c]

spud



pop rocks or angel dust

pop rocks.

slinky or alphabet soup?

[Reephdweller]

miles.

that micro machine talking fast guy or a toupee?


micro machine guy



stugots's FJ truck or jello pudding pop

[Marc with a c]

micro machine guy



stugots's FJ truck or jello pudding pop

fj truck

mikeyboys beard or a stapler?

[Reephdweller]

pop rocks.

slinky or alphabet soup?

alphabet soup

wallace and grommit or captian kirk

[Reephdweller]

fj truck

mikeyboys beard or a stapler?

beard



914 or evedder

[Marc with a c]

beard



914 or evedder

914!!!!

plinko or jimmy walker?

[Reephdweller]

plinko


jimmy fallon or bobby fallon

[Marc with a c]

bobby

jean shorts or an afro?

[Reephdweller]

shorts


duck duck goose or musical chairs

[Marc with a c]

duck duck goose.

taking the stairs or carson daly?

[weekapaugjz]

taking the stairs.

handle bar moustache or keytar?

[Marc with a c]

moustache

who's going to bed first reeph or marc?

[Reephdweller]

moustache

peed pants or weed munchies

[Reephdweller]

moustache

who's going to bed first reeph or marc?



reeph



maya angelou or miss cleo

[PapaBear]

taking the stairs.

handle bar moustache or keytar?

moustache

who's going to bed first reeph or marc?

moustache

peed pants or weed munchies
I can't believe, both Marc and Reeph thought JZ was giving you THREE choices! He meant "handle", "bar mustache", or "keytar" you idiots.

[watson]

I can't believe, both Marc and Reeph thought JZ was giving you THREE choices! He meant "handle", "bar mustache", or "keytar" you idiots.


:sad:

ham or beef

[weekapaugjz]

:sad:

ham or beef

ham.

allentown or hell?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ham.

allentown or hell?


Allentown


Ice Pop or Ice Cream Sandwich

:king:

[Friday]

Allentown


Ice Pop or Ice Cream Sandwich

:king:

Ice cream Sammich baby!

Peanut Butter and Jelly or Cream Cheese and Jelly??

[Gvac]

Ice cream Sammich baby!

Peanut Butter and Jelly or Cream Cheese and Jelly??


Peanut butter and Jelly.

Cream cheese is awful.

Diarrhea or constipation?

[Friday]

Peanut butter and Jelly.

Cream cheese is awful.

Diarrhea or constipation?

Diarrhea.... it helps you lose weight!

Full Body Wax or Candle Wax on your privates??

[Reephdweller]

Diarrhea.... it helps you lose weight!

Full Body Wax or Candle Wax on your privates??

Privates


Being Jerked Off or Jerking Off?

[EliSnow]

Privates


Being Jerked Off or Jerking Off?

Jerking off.

Can someone win a doody war?

[joethebartender]

You can only win the doody war by taking the doody straight from the tap.

Condoms ribbed or regular?

[StupidGirlllll]

Condoms ribbed or regular?


Ribbed...

Longest time you went without sex?

[EliSnow]

Ribbed...

Longest time you went without sex?

The first 16 years of my life.

Where's the weirdest location you had sex?

[StupidGirlllll]

[FONT="Arial"
Where's the weirdest location you had sex?[/FONT]

In the body or somewhere.

In the body of course the ass....& the place would be on a car in the poconos.

Anal yea or nah?

[EliSnow]

In the body or somewhere.

In the body of course the ass....& the place would be on a car in the poconos.

Anal yea or nah?

Yea, verily.

Do you like being tied up during sex?

[StupidGirlllll]

Do you like being tied up during sex?

I love it..

Ever play the rape game?

[buzzard]

I love it..

Ever play the rape game?

Inadvertently and intentionally

have you ever been part of a threesome?

[EliSnow]

Inadvertently and intentionally

have you ever been part of a threesome?

Yes, but a threesome that only got to second base.

Have you ever been caught while having sex?

[StupidGirlllll]

Have you ever been caught while having sex?


Yes, of course..Thats like who hasn't

Do you like to have your hair pulled?

We might have to make this private soon Eli

[EliSnow]

Yes, of course..Thats like who hasn't

Do you like to have your hair pulled?

We might have to make this private soon Eli

My PM is on. :wink:

My head's pretty much shaved so no hair pulling for me.

Sex in the shower v. sex in a tub?

[StupidGirlllll]

Sex in the shower v. sex in a tub?

Sex In the shower nothing like standing up.

69 or you do me then I do you?

[EliSnow]

Sex In the shower nothing like standing up.

69 or you do me then I do you?

69, then you do me, then I do you.

What's your favorite fantasy that you haven't done yet?

[StupidGirlllll]

What's your favorite fantasy that you haven't done yet?

Hmmm thats a hard 1..Ok maybe this would work.. Going to a gentlemens club with my dude & if I find one of the girls cute enough taking her home so he can watch, but he can not join just watch.

What is yours?

[EliSnow]

Hmmm thats a hard 1..Ok maybe this would work.. Going to a gentlemens club with my dude & if I find one of the girls cute enough taking her home so he can watch, but he can not join just watch.

What is yours?

My chick and I with another girl on a blanket outside.

Have you been with a chick before?

[StupidGirlllll]

Have you been with a chick before?

No never, although maybe 1 day. I have an open mind.

have you ever been with a man before?

[EliSnow]

No never, although maybe 1 day. I have an open mind.

have you ever been with a man before?

I've been in the same room with a man.

Porn, yea or nay?

[StupidGirlllll]

Porn, yea or nay?

Yea all the way...Seymore Butts is my fav...


Favorite place to unload your man juice?

[EliSnow]

Yea all the way...Seymore Butts is my fav...


Favorite place to unload your man juice?

It may sound traditional, but in the pussy.

Where do you like man juice unloaded?

[StupidGirlllll]

Where do you like man juice unloaded?

I get grossed out so anywhere but on me..like my man has to catch it in his hand or if i am on top it goes on his belly.....

[EliSnow]

I get grossed out so anywhere but on me..like my man has to catch it in his hand or if i am on top it goes on his belly.....

Any question?

[StupidGirlllll]

Yea I edited it & put a question but it did not work.

Ok Lets try it again..

Have you ever gave or received oral in a movie theatre?

[EliSnow]

Yea I edited it & put a question but it did not work.

Ok Lets try it again..

Have you ever gave or received oral in a movie theatre?

No, but I was involved in mutual masturbation in a movie theatre.

Do you "talk dirty" during sex, and/or do you like your partner talking dirty?

[StupidGirlllll]

Do you "talk dirty" during sex, and/or do you like your partner talking dirty?


I like for when I suck his cock to talk dirty like suck it harder or lick my balls.. But actually having sex no. the only thing I like to hear is moaning & the pounding of body parts.

What turns you on the most?

[EliSnow]

I like for when I suck his cock to talk dirty like suck it harder or lick my balls.. But actually having sex no. the only thing I like to hear is moaning & the pounding of body parts.

What turns you on the most?

When my chick tells me to eat her pussy, fuck her and make her cum.

What turns you on the most?

[Furtherman]

I like for when I suck his cock to talk dirty like suck it harder or lick my balls.. But actually having sex no. the only thing I like to hear is moaning & the pounding of body parts.

What turns you on the most?

Your answer to the previous question!

When's the last time you smelled your own fart?

[EliSnow]

Your answer to the previous question!

When's the last time you smelled your own fart?

Can't remember.

Using toys during sex: yea or nay.

[StupidGirlllll]

Using toys during sex: yea or nay.

My relashionship right now is kinda still new so I do not really need them right now, like I said before I am not against them I really like the anal beads.

Is your girls toy bigger than yours

[EliSnow]

My relashionship right now is kinda still new so I do not really need them right now, like I said before I am not against them I really like the anal beads.

Is your girls toy bigger than yours

Than my toy? I don't have one. Than my unit, no. She likes the bullet, and sometimes the rabbit.

What's the wildest thing you've ever done?

[StupidGirlllll]

What's the wildest thing you've ever done?

When I used to do stuff with my ex...I sniffed it off his cock....lol

Now yours?

[EliSnow]

When I used to do stuff with my ex...I sniffed it off his cock....lol

Now yours?

I was a member of a social society in college. One night, about seven of us, five girls and two guys, got really wasted and and a group sex session. No actual penetration but a lot stuff was done amongst all of us.

Ever had sex with anyone you worked with?

[StupidGirlllll]

Ever had sex with anyone you worked with?

No but I used to play with myself at work it was sooo boring...I had to past the time some how.

Are you touching yourself right now?

[EliSnow]

No but I used to play with myself at work it was sooo boring...I had to past the time some how.

Are you touching yourself right now?

No, at work and can't.

You?

[StupidGirlllll]

You?


Always..I think I am a nimpho.

Are you going to fuck your girl tonight & think of this game?

[EliSnow]

Always..I think I am a nimpho.

Are you going to fuck your girl tonight & think of this game?

Oh yeah.

Are you going to do the same?

[StupidGirlllll]

Are you going to do the same?

Will not see him tonight...I wish tho & yes I would be...

Do you fuck your girl on her period or would you rather her to just blow you?

[EliSnow]

Will not see him tonight...I wish tho & yes I would be...

Do you fuck your girl on her period or would you rather her to just blow you?

She's not comfortable having sex then, so it's just oral at that point.

Do you get orgams mostly from oral or from fucking?

[Friday]

She's not comfortable having sex then, so it's just oral at that point.

Do you get orgams mostly from oral or from fucking?

neither lol mostly from digital manipulation.
i'm.... difficult hehe

Would you rather eat your own poop or Brush your teeth with your dogs doody?

[SHANEFROMGA]

neither lol mostly from digital manipulation.
i'm.... difficult hehe

Would you rather eat your own poop or Brush your teeth with your dogs doody?

eat my own poo, at least i know where its been.............

perfect body dull as a board, or not so perfect body great personality?

[scottinnj]

eat my own poo, at least i know where its been.............

perfect body dull as a board, or not so perfect body great personality?


Not so perfect body.


Wendy's or Arby's?

[FUNKMAN]

Not so perfect body.


Wendy's or Arby's?

Arby's

tilapia or salmon?

[Marc with a c]

Arby's

tilapia or salmon?

salmon.

photography or painting or drawing or turkey?

[FUNKMAN]

salmon.

photography or painting or drawing or turkey?

drawing

dutch boy or benjamin moore?

[Marc with a c]

drawing

dutch boy or benjamin moore?

fuck dutch boy and his stupid hat.

beach or mountains?

[FUNKMAN]

fuck dutch boy and his stupid hat.

beach or mountains?

beach

massage or backscratch?

[StupidGirlllll]

Do you get orgams mostly from oral or from fucking?

I never got one yet with my new friend..But my ex was soooo good in oral, he could make me cum every 2 min..No lie sometimes I could not believe it either. sometimes I wanna call him just for that.

Your personel record..How many times you had sex in a night?

[dereckfishboy]

6, and I don't why because it stopped being fun around 5. Didn't want to waste the roll I guess. And on that note, what's the most inappropriate situation you've been high through?

[StupidGirlllll]

what's the most inappropriate situation you've been high through?

I have never been in an inappropriate while high that I never wanted to be in.. I always felt comfortable when I was high.I think that was my problem..

What is your fav sex position?

[Jujubees2]

I have never been in an inappropriate while high that I never wanted to be in.. I always felt comfortable when I was high.I think that was my problem..

What is your fav sex position?

Hmmmm, either 69 or doggie style.

Have you ever had someone walk in on you while in the act?

[EliSnow]

Hmmmm, either 69 or doggie style.

Have you ever had someone walk in on you while in the act?

Almost. My former roommate was opening up the door, and we yelled at him before he came in.

In a situation where you couldn't change the temperature, but putting on clothes or a heater/AC, etc., would you rather be too hot or too cold?

[StupidGirlllll]

Almost. My former roommate was opening up the door, and we yelled at him before he came in.

In a situation where you couldn't change the temperature, but putting on clothes or a heater/AC, etc., would you rather be too hot or too cold?

I def would rather be hot than cold.. I think you can get cold right away, but it takes your body to get warm longer.

Would you ever go to a nude beach?

[envirogator]

absolutely...

Ever stolen from an employer?

[StupidGirlllll]

Ever stolen from an employer?

Who hasn't where did you get that pen you are using right now?

What have you stolen from your employer?

[envirogator]

besides my weekly paycheck...I haven't purchased copy paper since 1986,

what's the most valuable item that you've 'liberated'?

[envirogator]

Claustrophobic or Fear of Heights?

[EliSnow]

besides my weekly paycheck...I haven't purchased copy paper since 1986,

what's the most valuable item that you've 'liberated'?

A stapler.

Claustrophobic or Fear of Heights?

Fear of heights.

What's up with mikeyboy's avatar?

[AngelAmy]

A stapler.



Fear of heights.

What's up with mikeyboy's avatar?

I love it.


Why are certain people ignoring me?

[EliSnow]

I love it.


Why are certain people ignoring me?

I didn't know that certain people were. Don't know why. You're a great person.

Is Gvac really gone?

[AngelAmy]

I didn't know that certain people were. Don't know why. You're a great person.

Is Gvac really gone?

he'll be back

should i move to arizona?

[Reephdweller]

Only if you take me my love.




Where's Stugots?

[Marc with a c]

somewhere being hairy

where is adf?

[envirogator]

should i move to arizona?

Only if you suffer from allergies or enjoy early-bird specials.

Why would you move?

[StupidGirlllll]

should i move to arizona?

Is that where your parents are moving?

[AngelAmy]

Is that where your parents are moving?

no

doesnt it suck that theyre moving to tennessee?


and for a real question
mac and cheese or grilled cheese?

[envirogator]

grilled cheese

pizza or calzone

[AngelAmy]

grilled cheese

pizza or calzone

pizza


brocoli rabe or spinach?

[StupidGirlllll]

pizza or calzone

Pizza I hate ricotta.
Chix parm on reg bread or garlic bread?

[cougarjake13]

Pizza I hate ricotta.
Chix parm on reg bread or garlic bread?

garlic bread



beer or lite beer ???

[MadMatt]

garlic bread



beer or lite beer ???

Beer

Immediate revenge or wait it out until they don't expect it?

[Friday]

Beer

Immediate revenge or wait it out until they don't expect it?

Wait... better to be unpredictable.

Sex on the First or Third Date? Or not at all....?

[EliSnow]

Wait... better to be unpredictable.

Sex on the First or Third Date? Or not at all....?

Third date.

Does a woman really decide whether she's going to have sex with a man based on how he kisses?

[reillyluck]

Third date.

Does a woman really decide whether she's going to have sex with a man based on how he kisses?

yes.


same question.

[Friday]

yes.


same question.

YES times infinity YES. Kissing tells ALL.

Do you consider talking dirty over the internetz to be cheating?

[StupidGirlllll]

Do you consider talking dirty over the internetz to be cheating?

No not at all I consider it forplay.

Speaking of..Do you like to forplay long or get right to it?

[cougarjake13]

No not at all I consider it forplay.

Speaking of..Do you like to forplay long or get right to it?

for myself i only like a lil and lets get to it
for her i can go as long as she wants



whats the longest relationship you've ever been in

[StupidGirlllll]

whats the longest relationship you've ever been in

10 yrs on & off with the same person. I wish it was more like 10 days.

If you could have sex with a famous person who would it be?

[Jujubees2]

10 yrs on & off with the same person. I wish it was more like 10 days.

If you could have sex with a famous person who would it be?

Katherine Heigl

http://www.hollywoodsearch.com/images/celebrity_pics/katherine_heigl2.jpg

For the women (and GVAC): Spit, swallow or neither?

[led37zep]

If you could have sex with a famous person who would it be?

Mikeyboy or Jennifer Love Hewitt, he's a message board angel, she's got an amazing rack...oh WHY are these decisions so hard!


***DOH! someone beat me to the punch.

[StupidGirlllll]

Where is your question? You must ask a question.

[Jujubees2]

Where is your question? You must ask a question.

I asked a question StupidGirl: Spit, swallow or neither?

[StupidGirlllll]

I asked a question StupidGirl: Spit, swallow or neither?


Neither. When you are about to go let me know.

How do you like it?

[Jujubees2]

Neither. When you are about to go let me know.

How do you like it?

I think most men, myself included, vote for swallow. My wife (before she was my wife of course) swallowed but once the ring was on the finger it became neither.

Have you ever been in a threesome?

[StupidGirlllll]

Have you ever been in a threesome?


No have you? If so what was the make up of it? 2 girls or 2 guys?

[Jujubees2]

No have you? If so what was the make up of it? 2 girls or 2 guys?

Nope, would be interested but the wife's not. She's a little naive. When I just happened to talk about it her repsonse was "but what would the two women do?". Kind of knew right there it wasn't happening.

Morning sex (before you get out of bed) or nighttime sex (before you go to sleep)?

[StupidGirlllll]

Nope, would be interested but the wife's not. She's a little naive. When I just happened to talk about it her repsonse was "but what would the two women do?". Kind of knew right there it wasn't happening.

Morning sex (before you get out of bed) or nighttime sex (before you go to sleep)?

Nighttime sex & morning sex why would you have to choose that?

[envirogator]

Nighttime sex & morning sex why would you have to choose that?

agreed

different positions for different times? e.g always doggie in the morning?

[Jujubees2]

Nighttime sex & morning sex why would you have to choose that?

Becuase marriage and kids have a way of reducing the opportunity for sex. But I was asking which do you prefer. I prefer nighttime so I can roll over and go to sleep.

[StupidGirlllll]

But I was asking which do you prefer. I prefer nighttime so I can roll over and go to sleep.


I like the nighttime sex all night long..

[envirogator]

I like the nighttime sex all night long..

got a question?

[led37zep]

Mikeyboy or Jennifer Love Hewitt, he's a message board angel, she's got an amazing rack...oh WHY are these decisions so hard!


***DOH! someone beat me to the punch.

I hope this was a lesson to all of you that I control the flow of this thread. I didn't post a question and in turn it goes to hell. Nobody asks questions, no real replies...full fledged fucking Chaos!!!!!
I will attempt to correct this mistake. Please forgive and GOD BLESS.


***If a baby kitten and a baby bunny got into a death match...who would win?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

got a question?
sure do Should i buy a pack of combos on my plane ride home

[weekapaugjz]

sure do Should i buy a pack of combos on my plane ride home

of course.

pizza or nacho cheese combos?

[envirogator]

***If a baby kitten and a baby bunny got into a death match...who would win?

baby kitten

what about between baby love and baby colin alky?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

of course.

pizza or nacho cheese combos?
pizza 4 bucks for combos on spirit air. Am i nuts for paying that much

[weekapaugjz]

pizza 4 bucks for combos on spirit air. Am i nuts for paying that much

not if you're hungry for combos.

did anyone really miss hippo during his vacation?

[StupidGirlllll]

did anyone really miss hippo during his vacation?


Who is hippo?
Where did he go on vacation?

[cougarjake13]

Who is hippo?
Where did he go on vacation?



he is just a bandaid on an old 80's boxer


he went to mike tysons house for a refresher course

[Friday]

and now you ask a question, Cougar... geez. I miss Cougarjake5

Do you like to be kissed with alot of tongue or just a little bit...?

[lleeder]

alot...alot

Do you finish food you don't like or just throw it out and get something new?

[Friday]

I cant eat something I don't enjoy....

Would you trust your significant other to go have dinner with an ex?

[lleeder]

No way

Have you stuck you tongue in someones ear?

[weekapaugjz]

yes.

lights on or off?

[lleeder]

yes.

lights on or off?

off

N_S or F_S?

[StupidGirlllll]

off

N_S or F_S?

What does either one of them mean?

[Don Stugots]

F_S all the way. he is good people.

fav. saturday morning cartoon?

[StupidGirlllll]

fav. saturday morning cartoon?

Of all time has to be HR Puff N Stuff.

Favorite Sid & Marty Croft show?

[Don Stugots]

Sigmund the Sea Monster.


favorite Facts of Life chick?

[StupidGirlllll]

favorite Facts of Life chick?

Tootie it rolls of the tongue nicely.

Wilis or Arnold?

[Friday]

Wilis ... he is a better influence on me

Gary Busey or Stephen Segal?

[Don Stugots]

Wilis ... he is a better influence on me

Gary Busey or Stephen Segal?

Busey, same reason as you picked Wilis.

Fav. jump the shark kid:

Oliver or Sam?

[lleeder]

Oliver

Last Book You Read?

[Chimee]

Happy Endings: The Tales of a Meaty Breasted Zilch


Last movie you watched?

[lleeder]

Transformers
Candy Corns or Candy Canes?

[StupidGirlllll]

Candy Corns or Candy Canes?


candy corn.

Would you put M&M's in your popcorn?

[lleeder]

No
Whats your favorite Sundae??

[weekapaugjz]

No
Whats your favorite Sundae??

turtle sundae

worse name for a guy: shelley or kelley?

[cougarjake13]

turtle sundae

worse name for a guy: shelley or kelley?

shelly



worse name for a guy

erin or pat

[Yosammity]

worse name for a guy

erin or pat


Definitely Erin. Yech!

If you had to have more than two nipples, how many would you have?

[cougarjake13]

Definitely Erin. Yech!

If you had to have more than two nipples, how many would you have?

4


if you had to choose between having a second penis or 4 testicles

which would you choose

[Reephdweller]

Amy would love a second cock.


Angelfood cake or Devilsfood cake?

[FUNKMAN]

devilsfood

butter cream or whipped cream?

[lleeder]

Amy would love a second cock.


Angelfood cake or Devilsfood cake?

Limbo Foods cake

Beach or pool?

[cougarjake13]

Limbo Foods cake

Beach or pool?

pool




sex naked ??? or with some clothes on???

[lleeder]

pool




sex naked ??? or with some clothes on???

I like mysef to be naked but I love the chick to keep her panties on pulled to the side.

Iced coffee or hot coffee

[Reephdweller]

I like mysef to be naked but I love the chick to keep her panties on pulled to the side.

Iced coffee or hot coffee

Depends on the season for me. I'm in the iced right now, but sometimes during the colder months I go for hot coffee.



Bringing your partner to orgasm sexually or orally?

[StupidGirlllll]

Bringing your partner to orgasm sexually or orally?

Orally.

Do you like to have you but played with during sex?

[Jujubees2]

Orally.

Do you like to have you but played with during sex?

Who doesn't?

When was the last time you received oral?

[StupidGirlllll]

Last Thursday, I had my period last week. Hopefully I will tonite.

Favorite BB8 contestant.

[Reephdweller]

From what I've seen (which isn't a lot) Jen.







Does the power of Christ compell you?

[cougarjake13]

From what I've seen (which isn't a lot) Jen.







Does the power of Christ compell you?



not at all



better satan

al pacino or liz hurley ???

[FUNKMAN]

not at all



better satan

al pacino or liz hurley ???

pacino

cheesecake or apple pie?

[cougarjake13]

pacino

cheesecake or apple pie?

i dislike both



cran apple jucie or hi-c ???

[FUNKMAN]

i dislike both



cran apple jucie or hi-c ???

i hate both!

sand paper or steel wool?

[cougarjake13]

i hate both!

sand paper or steel wool?

sand paper



waxing your pubic hair or using a razor ??

[FUNKMAN]

sand paper



waxing your pubic hair or using a razor ??

neither, i just trim down with shears

beer or wine?

[Friday]

neither, i just trim down with shears

beer or wine?

Vino!

Dating Right Away or Get to know as friends and then date after a while?

[buzzard]

Vino!

Dating Right Away or Get to know as friends and then date after a while?
the latter


If you could ask any of the candidates vying for the Democratic nomination on CNN tonight (via Yuotube or not) what would it be?

[midwestjeff]

"Why do you guys and your election bullshit get an XM channel while Ron and Fez have to broadcast from a fucking broom closet?"


Suddenly salad, Ranch w/ bacon bits or Italian?

[cougarjake13]

"Why do you guys and your election bullshit get an XM channel while Ron and Fez have to broadcast from a fucking broom closet?"


Suddenly salad, Ranch w/ bacon bits or Italian?

ranch and bacon


brand new car of choice free , someone else pays or whatever

or


blowjob from a hot chick for 10 minutes

[FUNKMAN]

ranch and bacon


brand new car of choice free , someone else pays or whatever

or


blowjob from a hot chick for 10 minutes

new car

free trip to england or free trip to japan?

[cougarjake13]

new car

free trip to england or free trip to japan?

man i havent been to both

but id have to pick japan



enlarged testicles or enlarged man tits

[Landblast]

enlarged testicles or enlarged man tits

enlarged man tits (then i can be like Opie)


diarrhea or constipation

[yomudder21]

diarrhea is the worst. plug me up.


what is your latest batch material?

[Landblast]

diarrhea is the worst. plug me up.


what is your latest batch material?

NSFW (http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/pbrstreetgang1/1.jpg)
NSFW (http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/pbrstreetgang1/2.jpg)
NSFW (http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/pbrstreetgang1/6.jpg)

Lilly or HTG?

[StupidGirlllll]

Neither.

Will Clint ever come back?

[cougarjake13]

Neither.

Will Clint ever come back?

never


will gvac ever come back ??

[Ritalin]

never


will gvac ever come back ??

Who?

Will LL Cool J ever make a comeback?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Who?

Will LL Cool J ever make a comeback?

yes

Will Ferrel or Jim Carey?

:king: