Ask the person below a question

[Bossanova]

If they give one out for Jerk Off Movie of the Year


What to drink right now, Sam Adams or Heineken

[King Hippos Bandaid]

If they give one out for Jerk Off Movie of the Year


What to drink right now, Sam Adams or Heineken

Sam Adams, don't drink Heineken, only Nazis do


shot or on the rocks?

[DiabloSammich]

If they give one out for Jerk Off Movie of the Year


What to drink right now, Sam Adams or Heineken


Heineken, cleaner edge, better for a mid-day buzz. As it gets going, take a break, start back up with the Sam Adams, finish strong. You'll thank me.



On the rocks, like gentleman.




Best thing ever put between two pieces of white bread?

[Bossanova]

Turkey


Oreo or Hydrox

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Heineken, cleaner edge, better for a mid-day buzz. As it gets going, take a break, start back up with the Sam Adams, finish strong. You'll thank me.



On the rocks, like gentleman.




Best thing ever put between two pieces of white bread?


I would say boobies

but it is Bacon


Would you join a cult, if it meant free Bacon and Beer?


answer boss, Oreo,

[DiabloSammich]

I would say boobies

but it is Bacon


Would you join a cult, if it meant free Bacon and Beer?


answer boss, Oreo,


Hmmm, tough one. I would say yes, because even if being in the cult meant a horrible life filled with heartache, all the free bacon and beer would ensure a speedy death.


Would you cut off a major appendage for free bacon and beer?


btw Boss, if you ever mention Hydrox again I will beat you death

[Bossanova]

Hell yes



Do you like the "Mayne Event" on Sunday NFL Countdown

[DiabloSammich]

I was just saying the other day how much better I like Kenny Mayne when he is behind the desk during Sportscenter, not on these little comedy bits. I watched the one where he was with the Cowboys and the Sopranos and I wanted to throw my dog through the television. I hate my dog.



Have you ever physically picked up and thrown a pet?

[reillyluck]

yes. My old roomates cat. that fucker tried to attack me so i picked it up and threw it against the wall.

whats your favorite thing about the ron and fez show?

[StupidGirlllll]

whats your favorite thing about the ron and fez show?


How really witty & clever Ron is & how he makes me see things in a different light all the time.

Do you like to do the scratch offs?

[DiabloSammich]

No, but I did give my brother one of the fake $10,000 winning scratch-offs for Christmas one year. Good times.





Good Times or The Jeffersons?

[StupidGirlllll]

The Jeffersons, there were no really good times in the ghetto.


If you could be a dog what kind of dog would you be & why?

[joethebartender]

http://user98512.websitewizard.com/images/michelescirocomoment-of-zen_small.jpg

(for the not-so-obvious reasons)

what's the most selfish thing that you've done?

[WampusCrandle]

pretended to be emotionally sick to get money for what i needed :sad:

whats worse: Brady Bunch Movie or A Very Brady Sequel

[Jujubees2]

pretended to be emotionally sick to get money for what i needed :sad:

whats worse: Brady Bunch Movie or A Very Brady Sequel

Brady Bunch Movie

Will you go see the new Rambo movie?

[WampusCrandle]

no, never

would you rather join Islam or Scientology?

[cougarjake13]

no, never

would you rather join Islam or Scientology?

is suicide an option ???

[WampusCrandle]

. . . . . no

[cougarjake13]

scientology then



anal sex or oral sex from another man if you're a man

[Jujubees2]

scientology then



anal sex or oral sex from another man if you're a man

Oral

If you were an offensive lineman in Green Bay today, would you wear an undershirt or go with bare arms?

[rooter]

Bare arms. There's no crying in football!

http://www.bradwheeler.net/photos/romo-wildcard.jpg


Playstation 3, Wii, or Xbox 360?

[Whiskeyportal]

PS3



........Apple or PC?

[KC2OSO]

PS3

........Apple or PC?

PC - just cause it plays nicer with all the other machines. Not cause it's better.

You've ordered ribs and can get only one side:

Cole Slaw
Baked Beans
Corn Bread

Which is it?

[DiabloSammich]

PC - just cause it plays nicer with all the other machines. Not cause it's better.

You've ordered ribs and can get only one side:

Cole Slaw
Baked Beans
Corn Bread

Which is it?



Corn bread.



Sugar, sweet and low, equal, or splenda?

[Jinxy McHippo]

Sugar covered in bacon



Pats or GEEEEEEEE-MEN

[led37zep]

NFC Fan, so I'm for the Giants here.


American League or National League?

[RhinoinMN]

american

JinxyMchippo, khb, or Kevin

[Judge Smails]

American.

Nazis have a gun to your head and make you choose: Would you rather jerk-off your dad or your mom?

[led37zep]

My mom, she has a smaller cock.

Judge Smalls? Ate too many paint chips or just odd.

[thejives]

My mom, she has a smaller cock.

Judge Smalls? Ate too many paint chips or just odd.

Just odd.
And hilarious.

When Jesus comes back, what is the first thing he'll say?

[led37zep]

"Is Jives still banned from the Chat room?"

When Jesus comes back whats the first film he'll see?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Meet the Spartans, then start the appocolypse


Is Mikeyboy too harsh on me?

[thejives]

"Is Jives still banned from the Chat room?"

When Jesus comes back whats the first film he'll see?

Gigli. Then we all burn.

crap scooped. Hippo: Yes he is.

Do you put sugar on your grapefruit?

[Ritalin]

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

What's that smell?

[thejives]

Spare the rod, spoil the child.

What's that smell?

VICTORY!

Ever survive a hurricane?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yes 2 of them


Have you mailed anyone an actual letter in the last 5 years(besides a bill)?

[RhinoinMN]

Yes, all of them.

scooped
I mailed a letter to my grandma last year
Did you have sex last night?

[Ritalin]

Yesterday afternoon, if you must know.

Who wants pancakes?

[Jujubees2]

Yes, all of them.

scooped
I mailed a letter to my grandma last year
Did you have sex last night?

Yep. My wife is about to get her monthly visit so I had to take advantage of the situation.

Ice cream sandwich or ice cream cone?

[Whiskeyportal]

cone




knight rider or air wolf

[Jujubees2]

cone




knight rider or air wolf

Knight Rider

Which Law and Order do you prefer, regular, SVU or CI?

[thejives]

Yesterday afternoon, if you must know.

Who wants pancakes?

I do!

cone




knight rider or air wolf

Can I choose teen wolf instead?
If not I'll go with whichever one Hasselhoff would go with.

Knight Rider

Which Law and Order do you prefer, regular, SVU or CI?

I dunno. They all are pretty easy to flip past with a clicker.


What do you collect?

[led37zep]

I don't collect anything.

Do you call it Soda or Pop?

[thejives]

Soda.

But if I know the brand name i go with that.

What's the most superstitious thing you do?

[TeeBone]

Soda.

But if I know the brand name i go with that.

What's the most superstitious thing you do?

The volume on the TV MUST be an even number.


Heads or Tails?

[thejives]

The volume on the TV MUST be an even number.


Heads or Tails?

I always call heads.
Am I crazy?

[TeeBone]

I always call heads.
Am I crazy?
NO

Allman's or the Dead?

[DiabloSammich]

Allman's.

Gyros or Falafel?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Gyros and no fake crap with Beef or Chicken

Lamb all the way


Knowledged_one: Passive Aggressive Prick or Witty antagonist like spoon?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

guess people don't want to answer that question

[thejives]

guess people don't want to answer that question

You only gave them five minutes.
Let it simmer for a couple days.

[Gvac]

Knowledged_one: Passive Aggressive Prick or Witty antagonist like spoon?

Witty antagonist. But not like spoon. No one's quite like spoon.

"How Bizarre" by OMC or "Steal My Sunshine" by LEN?

[Marc with a c]

omcizzle

mikey or gvac

[lleeder]

omcizzle

mikey or gvac

mikey cause of the hippo bannings

Fleaman or Hippo

[WampusCrandle]

hippo

hippo banned or hippo not banned

[TeeBone]

hippo

hippo banned or hippo not banned

HIPPO NOT BANNED


What is this, the Soviet Union?

[led37zep]

HIPPO NOT BANNED


What is this, the Soviet Union?

Worse, there was more freedom in the Soviet Union.

Marc with a C or Spoon?

[TeeBone]

Worse, there was more freedom in the Soviet Union.

Marc with a C or Spoon?

Is the question built around who would you want to kill?
If so, neither.



Did you ever have to wear lederhosen when you were a kid?

[thejives]

Is the question built around who would you want to kill?
If so, neither.



Did you ever have to wear lederhosen when you were a kid?

Lemme think... no.

Who is the poor man's Bruce Lee?

[DiabloSammich]

Jackie Chan.

Where'd you go?

[led37zep]

I went to a friends place to get some packing material.


Fuck, Marry, Kill with people on this board...who would ya?

[thejives]

myself for all three.

Where have all the flowers gone?

[RhinoinMN]

martyr

shit wrong thread.




on my grave


cremation or burial

[thejives]

cremation. and drop the ashes from a plane on the rocky mountains.
I'll expect you all to be my executor on that.
Just wait til I'm dead.

Did you like Roberto the puppet?

[RhinoinMN]

strangely I did.

on the rocks or straight up?





the rocky mts thing got me aroused

[thejives]

strangely I did.

on the rocks or straight up?





the rocky mts thing got me aroused

That's why I want to do it.

I drink my box wine straight up, man.


What's the best freeway in America?

[RhinoinMN]

I90 coast to coast.

pool or lake

[thejives]

Lake!
Especially in the summer.
Walden Pond is the best!!!

Who's the greatest comic book artist of all time?

[bleekerz]

Couldn't tell you.



How old were you when you lost your virginity?

[FUNKMAN]

14

if a bottle of wine sells for 10 bucks at the liquor store and 30 bucks at the restaurant is it considered a 10 or 30 dollar bottle of wine?

[RhinoinMN]

20$??

Is it robbery?

[joethebartender]

14

if a bottle of wine sells for 10 bucks at the liquor store and 30 bucks at the restaurant is it considered a 10 or 30 dollar bottle of wine?

$10. The end.

how much is too much for a glass of beer in a bar?

[led37zep]

$10 bucks.


Scotch fan? If so which label?

[TeeBone]

$10 bucks.


Scotch fan? If so which label?

No, sorry.
More BatShit crazy; Nancy Grace or Paula Abdul ?

[bleekerz]

Paula Abdul




Jessica Beil or Jessica Alba?

[Jujubees2]

Paula Abdul




Jessica Beil or Jessica Alba?

Alba

Ashley Simpson or Jessica Simpson?

[led37zep]

Ashley, you always go for the less attractive one to make the hot one jealous.


LordJezo's birthday Bash? Yes or No?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

No

How many Pillows do you sleep on?

[thejives]

two.
but side by side, not on top of each other.
I have an enormous head.

Best Elvis song?

[Jujubees2]

two.
but side by side, not on top of each other.
I have an enormous head.

Best Elvis song?

Jailhouse Rock

How big is your TV?

[DiabloSammich]

40" but it's never turned. Like my wife.




Tommy Z. Underappreciated genius or over-excited hack?

[thejives]

I think this painting (http://tommyz.net/comments.php?id=76_0_1_0_M11) from his site is pretty hot.

What's the worst accidental pain?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hitting your shin or ankle on the bed frame

Do you take any Vitamins in the morning?

[thejives]

nope.
But I have to have orange juice, so maybe vitamin C.

Was Sin City as good a movie as it should have been?

[eeroomnhoj]

nope.
But I have to have orange juice, so maybe vitamin C.

Was Sin City as good a movie as it should have been?

Since Mel Brooks wasn't involved I'll say no.

At what age do your balls start to sag?

[TeeBone]

Seven.


J. Cash or W. Nelson?

[thejives]

I guess Johnny Cash, but I put them in different categories in my head for some reason.

If you had to change your race, which race would you become?

[Marc with a c]

black

is your big toe longer or shorter than your next to big toe toe.

[thejives]

Those two toes are exactly the same length on me.

Is that healthy?

[Marc with a c]

i don't know.

mikey or gvac?

[FUNKMAN]

done e'm both



if there are five eggs and you take 3 how many do you have?

[Marc with a c]

5

how tall is tall?

[thejives]

i don't know.

mikey or gvac?

Gvac.

yes your healthy as long as your penis isn't the same size as well

if there are five eggs and you take 3 how many do you have?

3

5

how tall is tall?

6'4'' and above.


Would you rather have both pinkies or both forefingers removed?

[FUNKMAN]

Gvac.






Would you rather have both pinkies or both forefingers removed?

both pinkies, it's less than four fingers

would you lick your own cum off your girls mouth?

[TeeBone]

both pinkies, it's less than four fingers

would you lick your own cum off your girls mouth?

No

How many states border an ocean or a gulf?

[led37zep]

23

Will you be joining us in the chatroom?

[TeeBone]

23

Will you be joining us in the chatroom?

Nah...

What is your favorite Zeppelin album ?

[FUNKMAN]

Nah...

What is your favorite Zeppelin album ?

Song Remains The Same

do you fish?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

rarely, but enjoy it


Frankenstein or Dracula?

[thejives]

In a fight?
Ummmm. Dracula. But only because he lights a match and chases Frankenstein off a cliff with it.

Do you ever think sexual thoughts when the news mentions the "stimulus package"?

[TeeBone]

In a fight?
Ummmm. Dracula. But only because he lights a match and chases Frankenstein off a cliff with it.

Do you ever think sexual thoughts when the news mentions the "stimulus package"?

Constantly.

How hard can you slam a revolving door?

[Jujubees2]

Constantly.

How hard can you slam a revolving door?

Not very

Do you put mustard on your pretzels?

[tupper65]

Not very

Do you put mustard on your pretzels?

Yes, definitely

After sex: cuddling or "what's on TV?"

[Jujubees2]

Yes, definitely

After sex: cuddling or "what's on TV?"


Cuddling (there's no TV in the bedroom)

Coffee or tea?

[high fly]

Yes, definitely

After sex: cuddling or "what's on TV?"

Cuddling.

No, really.


Which is better, Iowa caucus or Nevada caucus?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Nevada because you can gamble, solicit sex, and eat well

Do you feel that you are a Carnie or Rube?

[undressa]

no

water or soft drink?

[TeeBone]

Water.

Are you a soft-headed idiot who thinks the war in Iraq is a 'War for Oil?'

[Marc with a c]

no. we are fighting to protect our country from WMDs

can rainbows happen when it snows?

[thejives]

Yes. If you believe, Marc. If you believe.

Do you think Lilly is an instigator?

[Marc with a c]

No. I think it's a war for truth, justice, the American way, and the wonderful pursuit of nonexistand weapons of mass destruction. I hope we have more of them.

Do you think Lilly is an instigator?

no. i think lilly is in love with me, and it is embarassing.

i've never been scooped. have you?

[PhishHead]

Nope never.

When will the sexual tension leave this place?

[IamPixie]

soon I hope.

sensitive or gruff?

[PhishHead]

sensitive (gruff scares me)

peanut butter or apple butter?

[IamPixie]

peanut butter.

rubber band or steel toe boot?

[PhishHead]

rubber bands, alot more uses.

Strawberry Lemonade or Pink Lemonade?

[joethebartender]

Pink.

Nutter Butters or Oreos?

[tupper65]

Pink.

Nutter Butters or Oreos?

Oreos RULE!

Odd Couple or Honeymooners?

[Jujubees2]

Oreos RULE!

Odd Couple or Honeymooners?

Odd Couple

Odds or evens?

[thejives]

Odd Couple

Odds or evens?

Evens.
And I'd never thought about it until you asked.

What kind of vibes do you give off to most people when you first meet?

[RhinoinMN]

Evens.
And I'd never thought about it until you asked.

What kind of vibes do you give off to most people when you first meet?

They usually think that I'm an asshole.

apples or oranges?

[tupper65]

They usually think that I'm an asshole.

apples or oranges?

Oranges

Football or baseball?

[led37zep]

They usually think that I'm an asshole.

apples or oranges?

Apples, you ever try and beat someone to death with an Orange? Exactly!

Tuppers: Baseball...no doubt.


Ever shit your pants past the age of 6? If so do tell.

[tupper65]

Apples, you ever try and beat someone to death with an Orange? Exactly!

Tuppers: Baseball...no doubt.


Ever shit your pants past the age of 6? If so do tell.

At 6 and change, in first grade...thought I was gonna fart

Position preference: top or bottom?

[Jujubees2]

At 6 and change, in first grade...thought I was gonna fart

Position preference: top or bottom?

Bottom

How old were you when you got/gave your first kiss?

[RhinoinMN]

Apples, you ever try and beat someone to death with an Orange? Exactly!

Tuppers: Baseball...no doubt.


Ever shit your pants past the age of 6? If so do tell.

1 week ago on my way home from thejives' house.

first kiss at I think 7.

Do you have children of your own?

[thejives]

1 week ago on my way home from thejives' house.

first kiss at I think 7.

Do you have children of your own?

nope.

are you married?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yes (ie wifey blah blah)

What pitch do you throw to get a strikeout?

[RhinoinMN]

yes. 7 years.

screwball.

What is your occupation?

[joethebartender]

bartender...anyone who tells you that they're a mixologist is a douche!

favorite chinese take-out food?

[thejives]

vegetable lo mein.

Have you ever used carbon paper?

[Jujubees2]

vegetable lo mein.

Have you ever used carbon paper?

Many times (I even remember the old mimeograph machines - ah those pages would smell so good...)

Public or private schooling as a youngen?

[thejives]

Many times (I even remember the old mimeograph machines - ah those pages would smell so good...)

Public or private schooling as a youngen?

Public, all the way.

Are you pierced? Where?

[Jujubees2]

Public, all the way.

Are you pierced? Where?

Nope. The only holes on my body are the ones my Creator put there.

What do you have on your pizza?

[thejives]

Nope. The only holes on my body are the ones my Creator put there.

What do you have on your pizza?

As a vegetarian I'm a big fan of eggplant.
But I like a nice ricotta and spinache from time to time!

Do you have a weapon permit?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no, its the black market for me


What do you put on your Pizza (toppings)?

[Jujubees2]

no, its the black market for me


What do you put on your Pizza (toppings)?

As a vegetarian like thejives, I prefer pepers and onions.

Chicken or fish?

[IamPixie]

chicken

smile or eyes?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

chicken

smile or eyes?


smile


Which ronfez.net member would u ask to the Prom?

[jauble]

marc with a c...so i know I would get some

coffee or tea?

[Jujubees2]

marc with a c...so i know I would get some

coffee or tea?

Tea for me.

What state in the U.S. haven't you been to yet that you really would like to visit?

[led37zep]

Alaska


Who is most likely to be Prom Queen and King if there was a rf.net Prom?

[Jujubees2]

Alaska


Who is most likely to be Prom Queen and King if there was a rf.net Prom?

Prom King: Don Stugots or GVAC

Prom Queen: Marc with a C

Have you ever been to South of the Border?

[led37zep]

Have you ever been to South of the Border?

Ya but not till she blows me first.


Every been to canada?

[RhinoinMN]

or course

ever been to Mexico?

[Jujubees2]

or course

ever been to Mexico?

Yep.

Ever been to Hong Kong?

[RhinoinMN]

Yep.

Ever been to Hong Kong?

No.

What is the furthest distance you've traveled?

[Jujubees2]

No.

What is the furthest distance you've traveled?

Hong Kong (from Boston). Took about 24 hours to get there and the day/time change killed me.

Levis or Wranglers?

[jauble]

Hong Kong (from Boston). Took about 24 hours to get there and the day/time change killed me.

Levis or Wranglers?

Levi's

What is the last book you read?

[Jujubees2]

Levi's

What is the last book you read?

Education of a Coach

What is the last movie you saw at a theater?

[led37zep]

Education of a Coach

What is the last movie you saw at a theater?

Sadly it was 27 dresses, and no I didn't go alone....or with a dude.


Do you have a favorite Airline? If so which one?

[Jujubees2]

Sadly it was 27 dresses, and no I didn't go alone....or with a dude.


Do you have a favorite Airline? If so which one?

Jet Blue

Have you ever taken Amtrak?

[DiabloSammich]

Sadly it was 27 dresses, and no I didn't go alone....or with a dude.


Do you have a favorite Airline? If so which one?


Southwest because

a - I'm a cheap fuck
b - They run alot of flights to the two main places I fly, FLA and TX
c - I, unlike alot of people, have never had a bad experience with them


Did you get a Xmas bonus? If so what was it?

[Rorschach]

none of your fucking business

why are you all queer?

[DiabloSammich]

none of your fucking business

why are you all queer?



none of your fucking business


why are you so angry?

[Rorschach]

none of your fucking business


why are you so angry?

because i'm surrounded by queers

why are you so concerned with my anger?

[led37zep]

none of your fucking business

why are you all queer?

Cause we're all out of steers

Which city would you most like to live in?

[DiabloSammich]

I feel that your deep-seated homophobia is being expressed in your overt hostility.



I currently feel like beating someone to death. Who should I start with?

[tupper65]

I feel that your deep-seated homophobia is being expressed in your overt hostility.



I currently feel like beating someone to death. Who should I start with?

The guy who cut me off on the Parkway this morning

Favorite Burt Reynolds movie

[RhinoinMN]

Cause we're all out of steers

Which city would you most like to live in?

I would not like to live in any large city, but if I had too I guess it would be Houston.
Otherwise I would love to live in Bozeman, MT
The guy who cut me off on the Parkway this morning

Favorite Burt Reynolds movie

It is a toss up between Boogie Nights and Deliverance.

How tall are you?

[tupper65]

I would not like to live in any large city, but if I had too I guess it would be Houston.
Otherwise I would love to live in Bozeman, MT


It is a toss up between Boogie Nights and Deliverance.

How tall are you?

5' 8"

What kind of omlette do you get at a diner?

[RhinoinMN]

5' 8"

What kind of omlette do you get at a diner?

Denver.

Do you like hot sauce? If so, which brand?

[tupper65]

Denver.

Do you like hot sauce? If so, which brand?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/b/be/150px-Tabasco_sauce.jpg

Munsters or Addams Family

[scottinnj]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/b/be/150px-Tabasco_sauce.jpg

Munsters or Addams Family

Addams Family.









Mayo or Mustard?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mayo


Spicy Tuna Roll or an Eel Roll?

[led37zep]

Mayo
Spicy Tuna Roll or an Eel Roll?

Spicy Tuna Roll.


Favorite Ballpark?

[Earlshog]

Spicy Tuna Roll.


Favorite Ballpark?

Citizens bank park...


Mike or the Mad Dog?

[Jujubees2]

Citizens bank park...


Mike or the Mad Dog?

Mad dog.

Which of the Charlie's Angel would you do?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

all of them

even Bosley


Whats your Favorite Hors' D Ouerve ?

[eeroomnhoj]

all of them

even Bosley


Whats your Favorite Hors' D Ouerve ?

Pigs in a blanket

Pat Benatar or Quarterflash?

[led37zep]

Pigs in a blanket

Pat Benatar or Quarterflash?

Are these really my only options? I'll go with Benatar

Best thread on this site?

[TeeBone]

Are these really my only options? I'll go with Benatar

Best thread on this site?

I haven't started it yet.


Favorite Asian food?

[led37zep]

I haven't started it yet.


Favorite Asian food?

Orange Chicken.


Ever make a homemade porn?

[joethebartender]

yes...and funny enough it involved orange chicken.

one alarm clock or 2??? (if you have a significant other)

[TeeBone]

yes...and funny enough it involved orange chicken.

one alarm clock or 2??? (if you have a significant other)

One is enough.



Is Eight ever enough?

[Jujubees2]

One is enough.



Is Eight ever enough?


It's more than enough for my wife

Should Pete Rose be in the Hall of Fame?

[weekapaugjz]

yes

is there anything better than an unexpected day off of work?

[Earlshog]

yes

is there anything better than an unexpected day off of work?

yes... vagina


paper clips or binder clips?

[Jujubees2]

yes... vagina


paper clips or binder clips?

Depends on the size. Small - paper clip, large - binder.

Color or black and white?

[weekapaugjz]

Depends on the size. Small - paper clip, large - binder.

Color or black and white?

white

[imus voice] im sorry i did that [/imus voice]

what toppings should i get on my pizza for lunch today?

[DiabloSammich]

Extra cheese, roasted garlic, and meatballs.



Where have all the flowers gone?

[WampusCrandle]

i sent them to jives so he will love me again

oreos: black and white or african american and white

[RhinoinMN]

i sent them to jives so he will love me again

oreos: black and white or african american and white

doesn't matter as long as I am in the middle.

regular hot dog or footlong?

[DiabloSammich]

doesn't matter as long as I am in the middle.

regular hot dog or footlong?


Two regulars.



Sauerkraut w/mustard or ketchup and onions?

[TeeBone]

Two regulars.



Sauerkraut w/mustard or ketchup and onions?

Kraut w/ mustard....


Better slur - Spook or Spic?

[led37zep]

Kraut w/ mustard....


Better slur - Spook or Spic?

For a Ghost? Spook (y)

Did you play sports in High School? Which ones?

[TeeBone]

For a Ghost? Spook (y)

Did you play sports in High School? Which ones?

Soccer


Do you always ask two questions in a one question game?

[Jughead]

Yes ...Zepplin or Kansas...

[TeeBone]

Yes ...Zepplin or Kansas...

I'll take the stones.



Phish or Widespread Panic?
(both phenomenal live bands in their day)

[DiabloSammich]

Phish(y)


What is your opinion of the current regime of mods?

[Gvac]

Phish(y)


What is your opinion of the current regime of mods?

THEY SUCK!!!

Why doesn't mikeyboy give a shit anymore?

[TeeBone]

THEY SUCK!!!

Why doesn't mikeyboy give a shit anymore?

Who gives a shit.




Fresh or salt water fishing?

[Sarge]

Salt water.

Which muscle car, Chevelle SS or G.T.O.?

[TeeBone]

Salt water.

Which muscle car, Chevelle SS or G.T.O.?

GTO



Fender or Gibson?

[jauble]

GTO



Fender or Gibson?

Fender (not actually a guitar player but my good friends are)

is ledzep a vampire yes or no?

[DiabloSammich]

Fender (not actually a guitar player but my good friends are)

is ledzep a vampire yes or no?


Not now, but once he hits the east coast all bets are off.




Favorite outdoor recreation?

[WampusCrandle]

Not now, but once he hits the east coast all bets are off.




Favorite outdoor recreation?

hunting


reason you joined RonFez.net over other message boards?

[led37zep]

hunting


reason you joined RonFez.net over other message boards?

I wasn't having much fun over at Wackbag and I wanted to support the new show on 202.

[DiabloSammich]

Funniest board members. Comedy is important to me.



Best East Side Dave character/voice/bit?

[led37zep]

Hypnotized Midnight Rider doing an impression of Fez. Hilarious!


Favorite old school Ron and Fez clip?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

used to love Joe Poo (Jr.) vs Godzilla


name the Manning to Tyree miracle pass?

[cougarjake13]

perfection




how many super bowl rings does tom brady have

[King Hippos Bandaid]

not a 2008 Superbowl ring


Whats your favorite Chinese Soup?

[Badinia]

Hot and Sour, no egg.

When's the last time you talked to your mother?

[cougarjake13]

Hot and Sour, no egg.

When's the last time you talked to your mother?

4 1/2 years ago when she was still alive


when was the last time you had sex

[King Hippos Bandaid]

4 1/2 years ago when she was still alive


when was the last time you had sex



Tuesday


Rollercoasters or Ferris Wheels?

[cougarjake13]

Tuesday


Rollercoasters or Ferris Wheels?

coasters



super bowl 21, 25, or 42 ???

[King Hippos Bandaid]

coasters



super bowl 21, 25, or 42 ???

42


AC Slater or Zack Morris?

[DiabloSammich]

AC Slater cause he reminds me of marc.




Motorcycle, helmet or no?

[cougarjake13]

42


AC Slater or Zack Morris?

zack morris




joe morris or mercury morris ???

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Joe Morris

Whats your favorite Hanna Barberra Character?

[cougarjake13]

Joe Morris

Whats your favorite Hanna Barberra Character?

super friends maybe ???


flintstones if the sf arent hanna barbara characters



fav hannah montana song

[jauble]

none

favorite esd tatoo

[StupidGirlllll]

super friends maybe ???


flintstones if the sf arent hanna barbara characters



fav hannah montana song

Who Says.

How come MTV plays America's Next Top Model all day every day?

[Jujubees2]

Who Says.

How come MTV plays America's Next Top Model all day every day?

What else are they going to show, videos?

Are you stuck at work like I am?

[ctmc218]

What else are they going to show, videos?

Are you stuck at work like I am?

No I quit...Now I'm stuck looking for a job :(

Boxers or Briefs?

[Jujubees2]

No I quit...Now I'm stuck looking for a job :(

Boxers or Briefs?

Briefs. My boys need a home...

What are you going to watch on TV tonight?

[DiabloSammich]

Briefs. My boys need a home...

What are you going to watch on TV tonight?




Nickelodeon, Boomerang, Noggin.

What, if any, Broadway shows have you seen?

[led37zep]

Nickelodeon, Boomerang, Noggin.

What, if any, Broadway shows have you seen?


I live in LA so I don't think it technically counts but "Wicked" and whatever one was set to Billy Joel Music.



Whats the worst concert you've ever been to?

[DiabloSammich]

I live in LA so I don't think it technically counts but "Wicked" and whatever one was set to Billy Joel Music.



Whats the worst concert you've ever been to?


Milli Vanilli, pre-revelation.

The opening acts were Young MC and Pajama Party.



Best meal you've ever eaten.

[StupidGirlllll]

Nickelodeon, Boomerang, Noggin.

What, if any, Broadway shows have you seen?


I saw Grease & I thought it was horrible.

What is your favorite show on THE-N? I can not get enough of Degrassi

[Jujubees2]

I saw Grease & I thought it was horrible.

What is your favorite show on THE-N? I can not get enough of Degrassi

To answer one above, I saw Rock and Roll last night with the Mrs. Enjoyed it.

The-N? I guess Saved by the Bell

What time are you going to wake up tomorrow morning?

[IamPixie]

7:45

jason lewis or channing tatum?

[TeeBone]

7:45

jason lewis or channing tatum?

Neither.

Favorite Sports movie?

[tupper65]

Bad News Bears

Best with steak: Fries, Mashed or Baked?

[eeroomnhoj]

Bad News Bears

Best with steak: Fries, Mashed or Baked?

Baked.

Vomiting: Loud or Quiet?

[Jujubees2]

Baked.

Vomiting: Loud or Quiet?

Quiet of course.

Favorite Harrison Ford movie.

[TeeBone]

Quiet of course.

Favorite Harrison Ford movie.

Clear and present danger


Ever been to Europe?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yes


Indian Ocean or Arctic Ocean?

[TeeBone]

yes


Indian Ocean or Arctic Ocean?

Indian

Favorite shark species?

[Randy Mfn Moss]

Indian

Favorite shark species?

I can't swim


Al Harris or Charles Woodson

[Great Tiger's Turban]

I can't swim


Al Harris or Charles Woodson

Woodson


Losing A Super Bowl or being a faggot American

[King Hippos Bandaid]

being a faggot American


the Icky Shuffle or the Truffle Shuffle?

[TeeBone]

being a faggot American


the Icky Shuffle or the Truffle Shuffle?

Truffle shuffle


Truffles or almonds?

[Randy Mfn Moss]

Truffle shuffle


Truffles or almonds?

Almonds they look like little footballs

Ike Turner or OJ Simpson

[jauble]

Almonds they look like little footballs

Ike Turner or OJ Simpson

Ike Turner OJ cant play music or act.

cubs or white sox?

[TeeBone]

Ike Turner OJ cant play music or act.

cubs or white sox?

Cubs.

Colts or Pacers?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Colts

Fuck Reggie Miller and his Fuckety Fuck Face


Wooden Bat or Aluminum Bat?

[led37zep]

Wooden Bats for the Pros, but let me feel like a bad ass in the cages.


Have you posted in the King Hippo Appreciation thread?

[TeeBone]

Wooden Bats for the Pros, but let me feel like a bad ass in the cages.


Have you posted in the King Hippo Appreciation thread?

I will in a minute


caucus or primary?

[led37zep]

Primary for life son!


Would you change your political party to help a weaker candidate get the nomination?

[TeeBone]

Primary for life son!


Would you change your political party to help a weaker candidate get the nomination?

No.

Are you crazy?!

[led37zep]

Crazy like a Fox!


What Animal would you least like to be?

[delgriffith]

cats dog's slobber....

neil young or the band?

[joethebartender]

I called home. He called the Braidwood Inn.

The band.

Iced tea or lemonade?

[TeeBone]

I called home. He called the Braidwood Inn.

The band.

Iced tea or lemonade?

Lemonade.


Do you think delgriffith gets it?

[ToddEVF]

of course not.

who would pay to see the Steve Miner's Day of the Dead?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no

Whats your favorite type of Pasta?

[led37zep]

If we're going as a dish...Lasagna...no question.


Have you ever been part of the mile high club? Huh? Have you?

[joethebartender]

If we're going as a dish...Lasagna...no question.


Have you ever been part of the mile high club? Huh? Have you?

No. (but I have gotten a hand job on a bus once.)

Hunts or Heinz?