Still Horny? : Part II

[Aggie]

Aaaaaaaand I'm back

Welcome back to this awful club of ours! :king:

[TheGameHHH]

No. It means she's OK cuz she thought of me and took care of it!

true. we've all been there, it works.

[~Katja~]

Go fuck your cat.

or at least a baguette


and yes, Aggie is all I need for my shower fantasies :)

[TheGameHHH]

or at least a baguette


and yes, Aggie and Game are all I need for my shower fantasies :)

i fixed that for you, cause her and i pack a mean one/two punch

[boosterp]

Uhg, now I am back to suffer. :down:

I need some lovin!

[Kris10]

Here's a thread I can enjoy!!!!

[underdog]

Here's a thread I can enjoy!!!!

Welcome back!

[razorboy]

yes

[Kris10]

Welcome back!

Awwww!!!!! I'll get off to you tonight underdog! Thanks for missing me!:wub:

[underdog]

Awwww!!!!! I'll get off to you tonight underdog! Thanks for missing me!:wub:

Glad I could help.

Now I know how hammersavage felt earlier.

[Kris10]

Glad I could help.

Now I know how hammersavage felt earlier.

:tongue:

[hammersavage]

Glad I could help.

Now I know how hammersavage felt earlier.

Cuz someone got off to you?





Burn

[underdog]

Cuz someone got off to you?





Burn

Because someone felt satisfaction based on something I said.

I was actually complimenting you for some reason.

[hammersavage]

Cuz you're a sweet boy and my best friend in the world

[Kris10]

Cuz someone got off to you?





Burn

someone?

:glurps:

[hammersavage]

Somebody?

[Kris10]

hammer didn't miss me... he can't touch this.

:glurps:

[hammersavage]

Erroneous! I was simply saying that underdog understood what it was like to be me cuz someone got off to him. Not just any nobody, but a somebody


I missed you greatly.

[Kris10]

Erroneous! I was simply saying that underdog understood what it was like to be me cuz someone got off to him. Not just any nobody, but a somebody


I missed you greatly.

awwww ok, I'll get off to you in the shower!

[hammersavage]

Just be careful in there. :unsure:

You girls and your masturbation...

[Kris10]

Just be careful in there. :unsure:

You girls and your masturbation...

If I don't return later in the day, you'll know why!

[~Katja~]

just me again???

[Kris10]

never!

[underdog]

always!

[EddieMoscone]

Just wanted to say the women on this website are amazing.

[boosterp]

Oh yes! :wub:

[TheGameHHH]

uncontrolable today....wheres Katja when you need her

[~Katja~]

uncontrolable today....wheres Katja when you need her

right here! Yesterday was bad...
kid free weekends are the worst :(

[Gvac]

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll lose a lot of your drive when you're finished going through your 'change of life.'

[ToiletCrusher]

I keep a regular schedule of the handy work and update my bank often.

[~Katja~]

Don't worry. I'm sure you'll lose a lot of your drive when you're finished going through your 'change of life.'

women peak in their 30's

[ToiletCrusher]

women peak in their 30's

Just like the stock market?

[Gvac]

women peak in their 30's

Sure they do.

Another lie made up by old broads to try and somehow make themselves appealing.

[ToiletCrusher]

Sure they do.

Another lie made up by old broads to try and somehow make themselves appealing.

Let's not forget the "I have money" line that they also use.

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> i rubbed my crotch up against my desk today while i was working on writing programs....this hornyness is ridiculous

[RhinoinMN]

I had some fantastic toe curling sex on Friday.

[Gvac]

I had some fantastic toe curling sex on Friday.

Shhhh!

Doesn't your wife read the board?

[JerseyRich]

I had some fantastic toe-curling jacking on Sunday night.

[drjoek]

There are a ton of horny guys here. Quite a few horny chicks. You all seem to live within 100 miles of each other. What's the problem here?

[ANC]

There are a ton of horny guys here. Quite a few horny chicks. You all seem to live within 100 miles of each other. What's the problem here?
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[RhinoinMN]

There are a ton of horny guys here. Quite a few horny chicks. You all seem to live within 100 miles of each other. What's the problem here?

http://www.housearrestbracelet.com/image-files/braceletdsc0087c.jpg

http://www.acbrandguidelines.org.uk/images/Gay_11_LR.jpg

[~Katja~]

Let's not forget the "I have money" line that they also use.

I have money

[JerseyRich]

http://www.housearrestbracelet.com/image-files/braceletdsc0087c.jpg

I agree. Who would fuck a person wearing White sneakers?
Yuck!

[drjoek]

I have money



I have 600 thread count sheets!

[~Katja~]

There are a ton of horny guys here. Quite a few horny chicks. You all seem to live within 100 miles of each other. What's the problem here?

they fear me... even when I offer myself in a ridiculously shameful manner

[~Katja~]

I agree. Who would fuck a person wearing White sneakers?
Yuck!

that's why gvac doesn't get laid

[drjoek]

they fear me... even when I offer myself in a ridiculously shameful manner



Maybe all the gay talk here isn't just joking around.

[RhinoinMN]

that's why gvac doesn't get laid

I thought he wore these.

http://beautytipsforministers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/nb-sneakers.jpg

[drjoek]

I thought he wore these.

http://beautytipsforministers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/nb-sneakers.jpg



I thought it was the plaid shirts that killed all of those guys chances.

[ANC]

I thought he wore these.

http://beautytipsforministers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/nb-sneakers.jpg

"White sneakers are so scared of black sneakers.."

http://www.bilerico.com/2008/06/ani_difranco.jpg

Now there's your stretch kind sir :wink:

[~Katja~]

I thought he wore these.

http://beautytipsforministers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/nb-sneakers.jpg

black or white... they are all old man's sneakers

[JerseyRich]

I thought it was the plaid shirts that killed all of those guys chances.

Keep dreamin' Pappy.

[ANC]

black or white... they are all old man's sneakers

add shopping cart and a kerchief and I would say old woman sneakers..

[~Katja~]

"White sneakers are so scared of black sneakers.."

http://www.bilerico.com/2008/06/ani_difranco.jpg

Now there's your stretch kind sir :wink:

I could really use a little stretch

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> i dunno what is happening here but all these posts have had me on the closet floor dry humpin any sneaker i could find for the past 10 mins

[RhinoinMN]

<font color="deeppink"> i dunno what is happening here but all these posts have had me on the closet floor dry humpin any sneaker i could find for the past 10 mins

If you are a female, and truly are horny, is "dry humping" even possible?

[Aggie]

If you are a female, and truly are horny, is "dry humping" even possible?

Her dog does it to her all the time.

[ANC]

If you are a female, and truly are horny, is "dry humping" even possible?

ahh good point.. I predict a "Can Females Dry Hump?" in the very near future.

[ToiletCrusher]

Her dog does it to her all the time.

But, eventually one of them gets wet...
























or sticky.

[RhinoinMN]

ahh good point.. I predict a "Can Females Dry Hump?" in the very near future.

Has anybody seen toiletcrusher?


Ahhhh there he is!

[RoseBlood]

My aunt had a Chihuahua mix whose penis was as long as his chest. He was the horniest little rat bastard I've ever seen. They kept his little dogmobile in the kitchen where he would dry hump an old kitchen rag. He'd start humping the shit outta that dirty old rag while we were eating dinner. He'd get so worked up, you could hear him panting and coughing. The little doggie mobile would shake and the funniest part was they had a plant on top of the dog cart that shook like crazy. It was very weird though.

[ToiletCrusher]

Has anybody seen toiletcrusher?


Ahhhh there he is!

I was... uh... um.... doing stuff.... Yeah, that's it. Stuff.

[JerseyRich]

My aunt had a Chihuahua mix whose penis was as long as his chest. He was the horniest little rat bastard I've ever seen. They kept his little dogmobile in the kitchen where he would dry hump an old kitchen rag. He'd start humping the shit outta that dirty old rag while we were eating dinner. He'd get so worked up, you could hear him panting and coughing. The little doggie mobile would shake and the funniest part was they had a plant on top of the dog cart that shook like crazy. It was very weird though.


Does Jesus hump?

[ANC]

My aunt had a Chihuahua mix whose penis was as long as his chest. He was the horniest little rat bastard I've ever seen. They kept his little dogmobile in the kitchen where he would dry hump an old kitchen rag. He'd start humping the shit outta that dirty old rag while we were eating dinner. He'd get so worked up, you could hear him panting and coughing. The little doggie mobile would shake and the funniest part was they had a plant on top of the dog cart that shook like crazy. It was very weird though.

:lol: I'm just picturing a family at the dinner table trying to ignore that when they all know full well what the dog is doing..as the plant shakes violently in background..

I'm laughing so hard my chest hurts... :lol:

[~Katja~]

:lol: I'm just picturing a family at the dinner table trying to ignore that when they all know full well what the dog is doing..as the plant shakes violently in background..

I'm laughing so hard my chest hurts... :lol:

I am not laughing... I feel sad for the little fella... I know how he feels

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm laughing so hard my chest hurts... :lol:

Speaking of which, a week into the not smoking, and my chest no longer hurts when I laugh.

[hammersavage]

they fear me... even when I offer myself in a ridiculously shameful manner

We fear all women.

[britneypablo]

Her dog does it to her all the time.

<font color="deeppink"> my dog does not hump me, she is a victim of my humping...





and of course we can dry hump....i could explain...but really? REALLY? come on






and P.s. i tried to do Katja but she locked me in the guest room.....its a little silky comforter with like 30 pillows....i humped all those pillows

[ANC]

I am not laughing... I feel sad for the little fella... I know how he feels

The dog got it's rocks off. I don't feel bad in the least! You too can go at it with a dish towel if ya please.

Speaking of which, a week into the not smoking, and my chest no longer hurts when I laugh.

:clap: Congrats TC, I've developed a super keen sense of smell in te 1+ month of no cigs.

[ToiletCrusher]

:clap: Congrats TC, I've developed a super keen sense of smell in te 1+ month of no cigs.

No fooling. I can smell the wads of toilet paper in my trash can for the first time in years.

[JerseyRich]

my dog does not hump me, she is a victim of my humping...





and of course we can dry hump....i could explain...but really? REALLY? come on






and P.s. i tried to do Katja but she locked me in the guest room.....its a little silky comforter with like 30 pillows....i humped all those pillows

I was wondering what all the commotion was up there.

[JerseyRich]

No fooling. I can smell the wads of toilet paper in my trash can for the first time in years.
Flush them, you fucking animal.

[~Katja~]

No fooling. I can smell the wads of toilet paper in my trash can for the first time in years.

now try being with a women... they all smell like delicate white flowers

[hammersavage]

I was wondering what all the commotion was up there.
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Is that what you heard thru the glass pressed to your ear?

[RhinoinMN]

The dog got it's rocks off. I don't feel bad in the least! You too can go at it with a dish towel if ya please.



:clap: Congrats TC, I've developed a super keen sense of smell in te 1+ month of no cigs.

I bet cock tastes extra salty for ya too.

[~Katja~]

I was wondering what all the commotion was up there.
[/COLOR]

that was my room... Britney was passed out in seconds

[ToiletCrusher]

Flush them, you fucking animal.

No, I have a collection going.

now try being with a women... they all smell like delicate white flowers

What's it like?

I bet cock tastes extra salty for ya too.

Mustard drowns that taste out.

[JerseyRich]

Is that what you heard thru the glass pressed to your ear?

Did you hear it, 75 miles away?

[~Katja~]

What's it like?


I have never been with one

[hammersavage]

Did you hear it, 75 miles away?

In my dreams, Richie. In my dreams...

[RhinoinMN]

I have never been with one

What a crushing blow you just delivered to all of the anticipating members here.

[ANC]

I bet cock tastes extra salty for ya too.

"He said...I can smell your cock"

[ToiletCrusher]

What a crushing blow you just delivered to all of the anticipating members here.

My spank bank has been broken in to and robbed of all its worth.

[~Katja~]

In my dreams, Richie. In my dreams...

I had an entire half of my king size bed reserved for you

[~Katja~]

What a crushing blow you just delivered to all of the anticipating members here.

doesn't mean I don't think of Aggie in my showers

[hammersavage]

I had an entire half of my king size bed reserved for you

You might want to lead with that info when seeing if I will go to an event. Hanging with JerseyRich not the best selling point.

[JerseyRich]

I had an entire half of my king size bed reserved for you
I was too busy ironing to notice there was a bed in your bedroom.

[~Katja~]

I was too busy ironing to notice there was a bed in your bedroom.

gay

[Gvac]

I had an entire half of my king size bed reserved for you

No wonder you don't get any action. There's probably been a man in bed with you this entire time but you can't find him.

King size?

Ridiculous.

[hammersavage]

gay

x2

[ToiletCrusher]

I had an entire half of my king size bed reserved for you

hammersavage prefers queens. His frequenting piano bars explains that.

[hammersavage]

hammersavage prefers queens. His frequenting piano bars explains that.

Define frequent.

[ToiletCrusher]

Define frequent.

3 to 5 times weekly.

[hammersavage]

Oh, well then yes

[drjoek]

Even THIS thread has to turn Gay?

Lock the Hot Chick thread next.

[Aggie]

No wonder you don't get any action. There's probably been a man in bed with you this entire time but you can't find him.

King size?

Ridiculous.

So you sleep on a metal cot? What is acceptable bedding oh gvac? :king:

[JerseyRich]

So you sleep on a metal cot? What is acceptable bedding oh gvac? :king:

He sleeps outside on dirt.

[Gvac]

So you sleep on a metal cot? What is acceptable bedding oh gvac? :king:

I like a little closeness.

King size bed = ice princess in my mind.

[Aggie]

I like a little closeness.

King size bed = ice princess in my mind.

So you're a snuggler. Awww

[~Katja~]

No wonder you don't get any action. There's probably been a man in bed with you this entire time but you can't find him.

King size?

Ridiculous.

no, I can't even get them into my bedroom if they are older than 3

[Gvac]

no, I can't even get them into my bedroom if they are older than 3

Listen, I'll come over and spend a weekend in bed with you.

If we hit it off I'll send you a text and we can meet halfway for some snuggling.

[Contra]

Yeah but with a king size there is more room to work, and flail around in.

[britneypablo]

Listen, I'll come over and spend a weekend in bed with you.

If we hit it off I'll send you a text and we can meet halfway for some snuggling.

<font color="deeppink"> she really looks around 24....i have pic of her in the shower to prove it....but i promised her i wouldnt share them...and in return id recieve giant awesome delicious cupcakes.....thinking about those cupcakes and Katja in the shower while i eat cupcakes and watch her is ground for a masturbation excursion ....ill brb

[drjoek]

Yeah but with a king size there is more room to work, and flail around in.



Fuck these new bandbox throwback beds. Its called Queen size for a reason!! A real man has a King bed.

[Gvac]

Fuck these new bandbox throwback beds. Its called Queen size for a reason!! A real man has a King bed.

Fuck that.

Ever take your chick back home with you to visit your parents and you sleep in your old bed with her?

Nothing hotter than being right on top of each other in that old twin!

[britneypablo]

Fuck that.

Ever take your chick back home with you to visit your parents and you sleep in your old bed with her?

Nothing hotter than being right on top of each other in that old twin!

<font color="deeppink"> it made me sad to read this as that i no longer have any bed or belonging at my parents.....thats it IM MOVING BACK IN...

boy it makes me horny to to think about living with my brothers again

[drjoek]

Fuck that.

Ever take your chick back home with you to visit your parents and you sleep in your old bed with her?

Nothing hotter than being right on top of each other in that old twin!



I've been married 23 years.I'm not as svelte as I once was. Banging in her childhood bed I think lead to my son being conceived. I ll take comfort now.

[Furtherman]

<font color="deeppink">
boy it makes me horny to to think about living with my brothers again

I never had a sister, want another brother?

[Gvac]

Banging in her childhood bed I think lead to my son being conceived.

See?

I rest my case.

[JerseyRich]

btw...

Where is my Bernie Williams jersey Doc? Get lost in the mail?

[Aggie]

btw...

Where is my Bernie Williams jersey Doc? Get lost in the mail?

Alright, I was putting up with a little side convo but STAY ON TOPIC or horny infractions will be handed out!

[Contra]

See?

I rest my case.

If a smaller bed means kids, count me out.

[JerseyRich]

Alright, I was putting up with a little side convo but STAY ON TOPIC or horny infractions will be handed out!


I don't know why, but I am turned on by the idea of receiving a "horny infraction."

[britneypablo]

I never had a sister, want another brother?

<font color="deeppink"> well if u like fucking...then heck yea ill take another brother!

[hammersavage]

<font color="deeppink"> well if u like fucking...then heck yea ill take another brother!

You're very direct lately. More than normal.

[Furtherman]

<font color="deeppink"> well if u like fucking...then heck yea ill take another brother!

I love these family moments.

[JerseyRich]

You're very horny lately. More than normal.


Fixed it for ya

[disneyspy]

You're very direct lately. More than normal.

ah she's all talk,she didnt come down to see me once down in katjas basement while she was here,that reminds me,we got any melon fruit cups up there k?

[britneypablo]

You're very direct lately. More than normal.

<font color="deeppink"> well i was trying to be more reserved and like a nice girl, but that doesnt really seem to work for me....so if u dont know, when i am single, im ready to fuck anything that moves...

[hammersavage]

I like the mystery better

[britneypablo]

I like the mystery better

<font color="deeppink"> maybe ill try that next week...ill prob be on my period then...see i was just tryin to throw out some last min blood free arse...didnt know u were gonna get all uppity about it

[boosterp]

I got to see my baby sitter naked when I was 5. That started me wanting to see all girls naked and by 12 I was pressing my cock against anything that smelled like a woman. Now I have a raging sex drive and hope it continues until I die.

[RhinoinMN]

I got to see my baby sitter naked when I was 5. That started me wanting to see all girls naked and by 12 I was pressing my cock against anything that smelled like a woman. Now I have a raging sex drive and hope it continues until I die.

Tuna fish sandwiches must have been a real treat at the boosterp house.

[disneyspy]

Tuna fish sandwiches must have been a real treat at the boosterp house.

and hot dogs,lots of hot dogs

[~Katja~]

Listen, I'll come over and spend a weekend in bed with you.

If we hit it off I'll send you a text and we can meet halfway for some snuggling.
you would need my number to even text me... just cause I allow you in my bed does not mean you get my number

and besides, my bedroom is so big, a queen size bed would look ridiculous in it.


Fuck these new bandbox throwback beds. Its called Queen size for a reason!! A real man has a King bed.
are you calling me a man?

I don't know why, but I am turned on by the idea of receiving a "horny infraction."

I want one... I am sure it works even better than a shower

[RhinoinMN]

you would need my number to even text me... just cause I allow you in my bed does not mean you get my number



"You know my name. Look up the number"

[~Katja~]

"You know my name. Look up the number"

I am not worried, nobody ever does

[RoseBlood]

Does Jesus hump?

No, he's fixed. Besides he's too fat to hump.

[Contra]

<font color="deeppink"> maybe ill try that next week...ill prob be on my period then...see i was just tryin to throw out some last min blood free arse...didnt know u were gonna get all uppity about it

No crime scene sex?

[britneypablo]

No crime scene sex?

<font color="deeppink"> im horny again today (u know as usual) and i was just thinking about how nice some crime scene doggie style would be....hopefully by the end of the day i will have experienced it and will let u all know how it goes

[~Katja~]

im horny again today (u know as usual) and i was just thinking about how nice some crime scene doggie style would be....hopefully by the end of the day i will have experienced it and will let u all know how it goes

go get some for me!

[Contra]

<font color="deeppink"> im horny again today (u know as usual) and i was just thinking about how nice some crime scene doggie style would be....hopefully by the end of the day i will have experienced it and will let u all know how it goes

And now I'm horny again.

[Aggie]

Daydreaming about my fantasy to hook up with a beautiful woman has got me all hot and bothered.

[JerseyRich]

Ditto.

[~Katja~]

Daydreaming about my fantasy to hook up with a beautiful woman has got me all hot and bothered.

I miss aggie

[ralphbxny]

Listen, I'll come over and spend a weekend in bed with you.

If we hit it off I'll send you a text and we can meet halfway for some snuggling.

Damn you Greg...you never send me those messages anymore!!!

[Gvac]

Damn you Greg...you never send me those messages anymore!!!

Because you're never around anymore!

[~Katja~]

Damn you Greg...you never send me those messages anymore!!!
don't worry, I never get them either

[JerseyRich]

Hi,

I'm Richard and I'm horny.

[~Katja~]

ugh... it's been this kind of day and of course I find the same old people in here...

[CruelCircus]

ugh... it's been this kind of day and of course I find the same old people in here...

I'm new.
:bye:

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> im horny i need to fuck something....Babs? Curling Iron? Towel? Suggestions?

[hammersavage]

Cuban pool boy

[topless_mike]

lonely married man ?

[hammersavage]

If it is the curling iron, make sure its unplugged.

[britneypablo]

Cuban pool boy

lonely married man ?

<font color="deeppink"> why would u both suggest something that would take me effort/or time to acquire......i was thinkin something like the ice cream scoop or my dolphin figurine ....while i see how i have chosen lifeless objects which are very similar to a married man, but they are just easier to find laying around my apartment

[boosterp]

Brit, try an ice cube. :laugh:

[hammersavage]

One of those pool noodles. See if that fits.

[Aggie]

<font color="deeppink"> why would u both suggest something that would take me effort/or time to acquire......i was thinkin something like the ice cream scoop or my dolphin figurine ....while i see how i have chosen lifeless objects which are very similar to a married man, but they are just easier to find laying around my apartment

Why not a vibrator? Too easy?

[hammersavage]

Think outside the box, Aggie.


















Get it?
Ha!

[IamFogHat]

I am out of my mind horny today and my chick won't be here until Friday. What do I do??

[hammersavage]

Cuban pool boy?

[britneypablo]

Brit, try an ice cube. :laugh:
<font color="deeppink"> its about 200F down there...melts almost instantly</font>

One of those pool noodles. See if that fits.
<font color="deeppink"> too small....we are dealing with a black hole here..</font>

Why not a vibrator? Too easy?
<font color="deeppink"> well i used to have one but i left it at home when i moved out of my parents house and my brother found and it under his bed and got mad...so he threw it away.....and i typcially just fuck a guy but im tryin to stop that nonsense...kinda</font>

[Denise Dean]

I usually use a 10 pack of Bic Pens rubber banded together.
Yeah, it is that wide.

[hammersavage]

Try a sock full of nickles.

[JerseyRich]

Try a sock full of nickles.


Is that what you use?

[hammersavage]

I use silver dollars.

[Sue_Bender]

I use silver dollars.

Your areolas?

[~Katja~]

I am happy to say I got to switch my routine up by relaxing in a whirpool this trip... but I still can count on my trusty shower head when I go back home...

[boosterp]

I am happy to say I got to switch my routine up by relaxing in a whirpool this trip... but I still can count on my trusty shower head when I go back home...

:laugh:

I feel for you Katja, I really understand.

[Aggie]

I am happy to say I got to switch my routine up by relaxing in a whirpool this trip... but I still can count on my trusty shower head when I go back home...

Kat is back on the grid but still horny! Dammit, I wanted you to get some while you were there.

[Gvac]

I still can count on my trusty shower head when I go back home...

I still don't understand why you call me that...

[Aggie]

I still don't understand why you call me that...

She meant water head.

[Gvac]

She meant water head.

I fucking hate that you made me laugh so hard with that one.

[~Katja~]

Kat is back on the grid but still horny! Dammit, I wanted you to get some while you were there.
I wish...

I still don't understand why you call me that...
I knew you missed me

[TheGameHHH]

She meant water head.

and you start threads claiming you arent funny.....that one was borderline brilliant

[TheGameHHH]

I wish...


I knew you missed me

im comming up to jersey during the 4th of july weekend, im contimplating making a pit stop by you just so you dont have to post in here for the next few weeks.

[~Katja~]

im comming up to jersey during the 4th of july weekend, im contimplating making a pit stop by you just so you dont have to post in here for the next few weeks.

ha, as long as it puts me in as much pain as the 45 km bike tour I did this week... I am game...

[zildjian361]

YA BACK MA:ohmy::wub:45 MILES hope ya still got meat on that ass:annoyed:

[TheGameHHH]

ha, as long as it puts me in as much pain as the 45 km bike tour I did this week... I am game...

ah, so its pain youre into? I learn more about you everyday katja

[underdog]

ah, so its pain youre into? I learn more about you everyday katja

She is German.

[hammersavage]

ha, as long as it puts me in as much pain as the 45 km bike tour I did this week... I am game...

well now I can post in this thread

[topless_mike]

ha, as long as it puts me in as much pain as the 45 km bike tour I did this week... I am game...

omg.
excuse me... i need some "me time" now.

[~Katja~]

She is German.
yeah humorless and horny

[TheGameHHH]

me.....big time

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> have u ever fallen asleep with a vibrator still in you going...im tired and horny....soo....

[cougarjake13]

<font color="deeppink"> have u ever fallen asleep with a vibrator still in you going...im tired and horny....soo....

no but id like to see the visual

[CofyCrakCocaine]

no but id like to see the visual

God Bless you, Ye of Great Faith.

[Contra]

<font color="deeppink"> have u ever fallen asleep with a vibrator still in you going...im tired and horny....soo....

...and let my self pleasure begin!

[razorboy]

Wouldn't you like to know.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Katja is. :devil2:

[led37zep]

Katja is. :devil2:

isn't that a given?

[Friday]

i don't understand how katja still has not gotten relief from her seemingly ongoing problem.

single. check.
cute. check.
horny. check.

this is a guarantee for any woman.

go out there and get yours already for christ's sake. jesus.

[britneypablo]

i don't understand how katja still has not gotten relief from her seemingly ongoing problem.

single. check.
cute. check.
horny. check.

this is a guarantee for any woman.

go out there and get yours already for christ's sake. jesus.

<font color="deeppink"> she has standards or whatever ...

who knows i dont get what they are either

[WampusCrandle]

<font color="deeppink"> she has standards or whatever ...

who knows i dont get what they are either

standards are completely unsexy

[Snoogans]

i find it more strange that im actually NOT right now

[razorboy]

single. check.
cute. check.
horny. check.

I would pass that test. I wish it were that easy for me.

[Contra]

i don't understand how katja still has not gotten relief from her seemingly ongoing problem.

single. check.
cute. check.
horny. check.

this is a guarantee for any woman.

go out there and get yours already for christ's sake. jesus.

I don't understand it either, I keep telling her I'm only 25 minutes away!

[~Katja~]

i don't understand how katja still has not gotten relief from her seemingly ongoing problem.

single. check.
cute. check.
horny. check.

this is a guarantee for any woman.

go out there and get yours already for christ's sake. jesus.

kid. check

aaaahhhhhhhhhh
I seriously don't get it... I am without every other weekend and still no one bites

[Snoogans]

kid. check

aaaahhhhhhhhhh
I seriously don't get it... I am without every other weekend and still no one bites

cause no one wants to have to be in PA, its really not personal

[~Katja~]

she has standards or whatever ...

who knows i dont get what they are either

:) :laugh:

[RhinoinMN]

kid. check

aaaahhhhhhhhhh
I seriously don't get it... I am without every other weekend and still no one bites


It is because you bite. Just sayin.

[RhinoinMN]

standards are completely unsexy

Like limiting yourself to women under 30?

[Snoogans]

kid. check

aaaahhhhhhhhhh
I seriously don't get it... I am without every other weekend and still no one bites

are you tryin to start relationships with these guys or just get laid? If you are tryin to date people, that might be the issue

[RhinoinMN]

no but id like to see the visual

It would be interesting for about 2 minutes. Then I would need to fast forward for the wake up.

[RhinoinMN]

are you tryin to start relationships with these guys or just get laid? If you are tryin to date people, that might be the issue

She has a hundred dollar shower head. Competition is a bitch.

[red_red_red]

kid. check

aaaahhhhhhhhhh
I seriously don't get it... I am without every other weekend and still no one bites
http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Babes/Ass_Biter.jpg

[Snoogans]

She has a hundred dollar shower head. Competition is a bitch.

id come over just to use the shower

[~Katja~]

It is because you bite. Just sayin.

I do... in all the right places

[WampusCrandle]

kid. check

aaaahhhhhhhhhh
I seriously don't get it... I am without every other weekend and still no one bites


let's face it - kids are a turn off when getting back into the dating scene.

[Snoogans]

I do... in all the right places

im tellin you your problem is PA. You have to look outside that awful place

[RhinoinMN]

let's face it - kids are a turn off when getting back into the dating scene.

For immature people.

[Snoogans]

For immature people.

and blacks

[RhinoinMN]

im tellin you your problem is PA. You have to look outside that awful place

I've told her that Minnesota has a nice scene, but she doesn't listen. I think she gets off on her plight.

[Snoogans]

I've told her that Minnesota has a nice scene, but she doesn't listen. I think she gets off on her plight.

No one would believe that load of shit about Minnesota

[RhinoinMN]

and blacks

Under the same umbrella.

[RhinoinMN]

No one would believe that load of shit about Minnesota

You predictability is making me laugh. I like fishing, but didn't know I could do it here.

[BlackSpider]

Look what page we're on...

[~Katja~]

are you tryin to start relationships with these guys or just get laid? If you are tryin to date people, that might be the issue

for the past year it was just the latter.. but everybody I met wanted the first.

[RhinoinMN]

Look what page we're on...

I know. Can't you smell my balls?

[Snoogans]

for the past year it was just the latter.. but everybody I met wanted the first.

wait you mean you just wanted to fuck and they wanted to date? WHAT THE FUCK PLANET IS PENNSYLVANIA ON??????

[RhinoinMN]

for the past year it was just the latter.. but everybody I met wanted the first.

That is where the MN scene is different. They all strive to have families, but not crazy bitch wives which there are a lot of around here.




edit: nm. Katja just wants to fuck.

[TheGameHHH]

wait you mean you just wanted to fuck and they wanted to date? WHAT THE FUCK PLANET IS PENNSYLVANIA ON??????

dont ever spend time there, worst place on earth

[~Katja~]

let's face it - kids are a turn off when getting back into the dating scene.

I know
there are plenty of hot single dads out there though

[Snoogans]

im pretty sure this is nonsense. I cant imagine any woman cant get laid just to fuck with no relationship strings. I just cant believe that

[RhinoinMN]

im pretty sure this is nonsense. I cant imagine any woman cant get laid just to fuck with no relationship strings. I just cant believe that

Maybe everyone here is clipped and it is too strange for her.

[~Katja~]

That is where the MN scene is different. They all strive to have families, but not crazy bitch wives which there are a lot of around here.




edit: nm. Katja just wants to fuck.

haha
those days are over... somewhat...

[~Katja~]

im pretty sure this is nonsense. I cant imagine any woman cant get laid just to fuck with no relationship strings. I just cant believe that

doesn't mean that there are no standards at all..only offers come from frightening old and toothless people

[Snoogans]

doesn't mean that there are no standards at all..only offers come from frightening old and toothless people

im pretty sure some of these creeps on the board who offered have all there teeth. And they can't all be old

[WampusCrandle]

I know
there are plenty of hot single dads out there though

that is true. when my parents got divorced, i became pussy bait for him. I was the equivalent of a dog or a nice car.

[Snoogans]

that is true. when my parents got divorced, i became pussy bait for him. I was the equivalent of a dog or a nice car.

not just that. I used to take my little cousin to the mall when she was like 4 and i was 18. Nothing works better

[Friday]

doesn't mean that there are no standards at all..only offers come from frightening old and toothless people

perry and spy are old and have no teeth?

wow.... harsh...

[RhinoinMN]

perry and spy are old and have no teeth?

wow.... harsh...

Spy is really old.

[RhinoinMN]

that is true. when my parents got divorced, i became pussy bait for him. I was the equivalent of a dog or a nice car.


What kind of car did your dad have?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Spy is really old.

y'know that scene in the Last Crusade...? Yeah, kinda old like that. Scary old. Like that's his daily morning routine.

[A.J.]

kid. check

aaaahhhhhhhhhh
I seriously don't get it... I am without every other weekend and still no one bites

So? Who doesn't love a MILF?

[~Katja~]

perry and spy are old and have no teeth?

wow.... harsh...

no... but even if it's just for "ass" you gotta have a connection and attraction of sorts...

[Justice4all]

no... but even if it's just for "ass" you gotta have a connection and attraction of sorts...

I'm with the lady on this one.

And none for me in the last few days....starting to get a little antsy here.

[~Katja~]

Friday night... hmmm there are better ways to spend a Friday night... I know it!

[TheGameHHH]

Friday night... hmmm there are better ways to spend a Friday night... I know it!

agreed. i got good plans for saturday night but right now.......theres some better ways to spend Friday

[A.J.]

Last night I got a hug from a girl I hadn't seen in a long time so I'm no longer horny.

[mikeyboy]

That must have been some hug.

[~Katja~]

That must have been some hug.

no kidding

[sailor]

That must have been some hug.

yeah, either fantastic or just awful.

[~Katja~]

yeah, either fantastic or just awful.

usually people say the latter about me... explains the no sex thing I have going

[A.J.]

That must have been some hug.

It was the most action I had in a long, long time.

[~Katja~]

Last night I got a hug from a girl I hadn't seen in a long time so I'm no longer horny.

It was the most action I had in a long, long time.
<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>

???

:laugh:

[A.J.]

???

:laugh:

Nah, I think it's dead.

[TheGameHHH]

usually people say the latter about me... explains the no sex thing I have going

you dont get laid because you give bad hugs?

[~Katja~]

you dont get laid because you give bad hugs?
no, cause I am just awful :)

[lleeder]

Last night I got a hug from a girl I hadn't seen in a long time so I'm no longer horny.

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/wackbagette/travelling_virus/P8260022.jpg

[underdog]

http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h170/wackbagette/travelling_virus/P8260022.jpg

I've never needed to see Patti in such high resolution.

[TheGameHHH]

no, cause I am just awful :)

now we all know thats not true, im gonna say youre fantastic

[Contra]

usually people say the latter about me... explains the no sex thing I have going

I think we need to test this theory

[LordJezo]

Jizz doesn't stain diamonds.

...

That's all.

[JerseyRich]

Hi.

[~Katja~]

now we all know thats not true, im gonna say youre fantastic
:)

I think we need to test this theory
and how would said test look like?

[razorboy]

Maybe.

[~Katja~]

hate all you people who are getting some!

[disneyspy]

then i must be very likeable