Still Horny? : Part II

[~Katja~]

then i must be very likeable

well I like ya, spy! Not enough to fuck ya though and I worry the other 5 victims said the same

[disneyspy]

well I like ya, spy! Not enough to fuck ya though and I worry the other 5 victims said the same

5? im in triple digits

[~Katja~]

5? im in triple digits
so they only found 5 so far then?

[TheGameHHH]

is it possible that after getting some im actually more horny then before? this is crazy

[~Katja~]

im comming up to jersey during the 4th of july weekend, im contimplating making a pit stop by you just so you dont have to post in here for the next few weeks.

is it possible that after getting some im actually more horny then before? this is crazy

I know how you feel...












well, not exactly, cause I still haven't gotten some

[zildjian361]

miss youre ass:wub:

[TheGameHHH]

I know how you feel...












well, not exactly, cause I still haven't gotten some

hey......im in jersey. thats all im sayin. but you better act fast, i leave tuesday morning

[Contra]

:)


and how would said test look like?

Us in bed, its the only way

[TheGameHHH]

cant shake this feelin

[disneyspy]

cant shake this feelin

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[Dougie Brootal]

actually, no. im not horny anymore!

[boosterp]

I have been since waking up from a nap, musta had sex dreams or something.

[~Katja~]

actually, no. im not horny anymore!
sure, keep rubbing it in. I will remind you at the swoosh of the next mug flying towards your smug face....

[IamFogHat]

Fucking particularly horny this morning and my girl is three hours away:wallbash:

[hyperspace]

One thing i've noticed i get chubbed up whenever i get am email or message from a female always hopefull!

[TheGameHHH]

i had an interesting weekend to say the least, and now im hornier than friday and saturday night combined

[Dr.Girlfriend]

i had an interesting weekend to say the least, and now im hornier than friday and saturday night combined

So you either got teased big time or had hot sex and now you want more. Either way, sorry you're horny.

[TheGameHHH]

So you either got teased big time or had hot sex and now you want more. Either way, sorry you're horny.

of the options you posted, it was most certainly the later.

[IamFogHat]

I had a rod this morning for like two hours for no reason. I couldn't get rid of it, even when the poison was gone.:wallbash:

[~Katja~]

had a great night ... and now what???? Home alone again... :(

[hammersavage]

had a great night ... and now what???? Home alone again... :(

I blame myself.



Think of Tweedy

[~Katja~]

I blame myself.



Think of Tweedy

well that's what's causing the problem in the first place...

[sr71blackbird]

I told some woman where I work that I was feeling "frisky", because I am seeing more skin these past few days because it finally stopped raining. Its getting my sperm swimming, so I am damn horny! LOOK OUT GIRLS! RUFF!!!

[sr71blackbird]

AND hell too!!!

[JerseyRich]

Already a thread my brother. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23010)

[Aggie]

Already a thread my brother. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23010)

We know that all too well but don't go much lately. :)

[JerseyRich]

We know that all too well but don't go much lately. :)

High Five!

http://blog.theavclub.tv/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/borat-high-five.jpg

[lleeder]

I told some woman where I work that I was feeling "frisky", because I am seeing more skin these past few days because it finally stopped raining. Its getting my sperm swimming, so I am damn horny! LOOK OUT GIRLS! RUFF!!!

***********SPY REPORT******
That woman quit 5 minutes later.

[mikeyboy]

Didn't we all agree that parody threads suck ass?

[lleeder]

I disagree, this is way better than a real thread he might post.

[boosterp]

Ok, I need to take care of business. But what is sad, I am having a rough week mentally and wonder if I could even get it up. It sucks to be me. :glurps:

[sr71blackbird]

Didn't we all agree that parody threads suck ass?

All?

[Gvac]

Right now I'd rather smoke than fuck.

[sr71blackbird]

Get 24 hours under your belt and you are good to go. Drink lots of water and do 10 push ups each urge.

[biggirl]

Ok...I have to apologize for turning every thread into my horny fest...so I'll let you all know I am frickin horny as hell. It must be turning 30 in a month or so...cause lately that is all I want...morning, noon, and night. can't get enough.

[MetalAcorna]

Right now I'd rather smoke than fuck.

Are you kidding?! Fucking should always come first! Especially when it's a choice between these 2...:nono:

[Dougie Brootal]

I told some woman where I work that I was feeling "frisky", because I am seeing more skin these past few days because it finally stopped raining. Its getting my sperm swimming, so I am damn horny! LOOK OUT GIRLS! RUFF!!!

***********SPY REPORT******
That woman killed herself 5 minutes later.

fixed

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Are you kidding?! Fucking should always come first! Especially when it's a choice between these 2...:nono:

Hey, wait a minute. Don't be so quick to judge. It depends on what he's smoking and who he's fuccin. I've been presented with the same decision "many a time" and had to make some tough calls.

[MetalAcorna]

Hey, wait a minute. Don't be so quick to judge. It depends on what he's smoking and who he's fuccin. I've been presented with the same decision "many a time" and had to make some tough calls.

Haha, Ok, I can understand that a bit when it comes to who it is, but to me smoking in general is just disgusting, so I'd choose fucking every time. Plus, I just think it's way more fun and exciting than putting a cancer stick to your lips...I'm just sayin'... :wink:

[JerseyRich]

Ok, I'm horny now.

[ToiletCrusher]

Ok, I'm horny now.

Was it all the talk about bagels and man2man texting that got you aroused?

[JerseyRich]

Was it all the talk about bagels and man2man texting that got you aroused?

Well actually it was the fact that my girlfriend said she chooses fucking every time over all other activities.

[biggirl]

Well actually it was the fact that my girlfriend said she chooses fucking every time over all other activities.

You should get a new girlfriend...she sounds like a lot of work:wink:

[MetalAcorna]

You should get a new girlfriend...she sounds like a lot of work:wink:

If loving lots of great sex makes me a lot of work, then so be it! :lol:

[JerseyRich]

Still horny.

[MetalAcorna]

Still horny.

Oh, we'll take care of that later today...as for right now, I'm in the same boat. :wink:

[JerseyRich]

Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooo!

[biggirl]

Oh, we'll take care of that later today...as for right now, I'm in the same boat. :wink:

I am glad that I am not the only one that talks about this...all of the time...

[Dougie Brootal]

looks like rich is taking a page out of the rhinoinmn board character playbook! :tongue:

[JerseyRich]

looks like rich is taking a page out of the rhinoinmn board character playbook! :tongue:

The great thing about this girlfriend is that she will most likely never throw a stein at my head.

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

Haha, Ok, I can understand that a bit when it comes to who it is, but to me smoking in general is just disgusting, so I'd choose fucking every time. Plus, I just think it's way more fun and exciting than putting a cancer stick to your lips...I'm just sayin'... :wink:

No hun, I meant weed not cigarettes. Those things aren't good for you.

[Dougie Brootal]

The great thing about this girlfriend is that she will most likely never throw a stein at my head.

i hate you.

[JerseyRich]

i hate you.

I'm still horny.

[~Katja~]

I'm still horny.
shut up already! At least you are getting it taken care of today....

Oh well, shower time!

[MetalAcorna]

No hun, I meant weed not cigarettes. Those things aren't good for you.

I know. I just think cigarette smoke is the worst of the two evils. :wink:

[MetalAcorna]

The great thing about this girlfriend is that she will most likely never throw a stein at my head.

You're absolutely right about that. I say make love (lots of it), not war! hehehe..

[boobieman]

shut up already! At least you are getting it taken care of today....

Oh well, shower time!

How the fuck did I just stumble on this thread...this late.

WOW.

SEEYAYYAYAYAAAA

Oh yea..Horny

[EliSnow]

shower time!

http://www.vkhaun.com/IMAGES/hammertime.gif

[biggirl]

How the fuck did I just stumble on this thread...this late.

WOW.

SEEYAYYAYAYAAAA

Oh yea..Horny

I knew about this shower way before anyone else.....yep, horny.

[ToiletCrusher]

Fine.

me too.

[TripleSkeet]

Are you kidding?! Fucking should always come first! Especially when it's a choice between these 2...:nono:

How about fucking while smoking. Ive had a few girls whos asses made a perfect endtable to hold an ashtray during doggy.

[Dirtbag]

How about fucking while smoking. Ive had a few girls whos asses made a perfect endtable to hold an ashtray during doggy.
Other than the obvious utility, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[topless_mike]

i have nothing to add to this.

[JerseyRich]

i have nothing to add to this.

Nothing?

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_291b3eeadc33c6026e90f97a7340efdb.jpg

[topless_mike]

Nothing?

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_291b3eeadc33c6026e90f97a7340efdb.jpg

showoff....



really, she's gorgeous and all, but i'd take a full nights sleep right now over the most imaginable handy in the world.

[TripleSkeet]

Other than the obvious utility, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Besides the utility...Im really not sure. :blink:

[sailor]

when did rich turn pimp?

[MetalAcorna]

How about fucking while smoking. Ive had a few girls whos asses made a perfect endtable to hold an ashtray during doggy.

That's just disgusting.

Besides, what kind of sex are you having where that ashtray wouldn't fall right off after the first thrust? :tongue:

[TripleSkeet]

That's just disgusting.

Besides, what kind of sex are you having where that ashtray wouldn't fall right off after the first thrust? :tongue:

I told you it depends on the girls ass. When they have that big shelf ass its got plenty of cushion to keep balance when thrusting. Kinda like those memory foam matresses where you can jump up and down on one half without spilling the glass of wine on the other half.

But usually I just wait til after Im done fucking to light up.

[Dougie Brootal]

Nothing?

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_291b3eeadc33c6026e90f97a7340efdb.jpg

i hate you so much right now.

[MetalAcorna]

I told you it depends on the girls ass. When they have that big shelf ass its got plenty of cushion to keep balance when thrusting. Kinda like those memory foam matresses where you can jump up and down on one half without spilling the glass of wine on the other half.

:lol:

[biggirl]

I told you it depends on the girls ass. When they have that big shelf ass its got plenty of cushion to keep balance when thrusting. Kinda like those memory foam matresses where you can jump up and down on one half without spilling the glass of wine on the other half.

But usually I just wait til after Im done fucking to light up.

that is considerate of you.

[TripleSkeet]

that is considerate of you.

:lol:

LOL, I try. The best is if the girl has pussy stubble I like to use it to light my match like Im in a 60's western movie.

[MetalAcorna]

LOL, I try. The best is if the girl has pussy stubble I like to use it to light my match like Im in a 60's western movie.

hahaha, you're damn funny, dude. :tongue:

[biggirl]

hahaha, you're damn funny, dude. :tongue:

Hey...leave him alone..you already stole JerseyRich from me...TripleSkeet is mine...and I am not gonna let anyone get a hold of him!

[JerseyRich]

http://collegejolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/catfight.jpg

[MetalAcorna]

Hey...leave him alone..you already stole JerseyRich from me...TripleSkeet is mine...and I am not gonna let anyone get a hold of him!

Hey, it's ok. Richie is all I want. He's what makes me horny...:happy:

http://collegejolt.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/catfight.jpg

LOL!!

[biggirl]

Hey, it's ok. Richie is all I want. He's what makes me horny...:happy:



LOL!!

Good...I am glad we got that straight....so now I can't wait to meet you!

[MetalAcorna]

Good...I am glad we got that straight....so now I can't wait to meet you!

It's always nice to meet another of his friends...and another perpetually horny chick... :wink:

[Furtherman]

Awww, "Richie".

[boosterp]

Damn, I need some!

[PapaBear]

Never in my life, have I gotten less sex, while juggling four women.:wallbash:

[razorboy]

Never in my life, have I gotten less sex, while juggling four women.:wallbash:

Now that's talent.

[Gvac]

Never in my life, have I gotten less sex, while juggling four women.:wallbash:

And you guys wonder why I date younger women...

[ToiletCrusher]

Is it because they would be too embarrassed to tell their teachers?

[JerseyRich]

Nothin.

I just had some beers and watched some local bands with Gvac and I couldn't be any less horny right now.

It's like he drains all the sexuality out of me. Literally!

[~Katja~]

get outta here and leave this to the horny people...

[Gvac]

Nothin.

I just had some beers and watched some local bands with Gvac and I couldn't be any less horny right now.

It's like he drains all the sexuality out of me. Literally!

Always leave 'em satisfied, that's my motto.

[Dude!]

i am actually writing this post
by pounding my boner on the keyboard

[~Katja~]

i am actually writing this post
by pounding my boner on the keyboard
so sorry, you know that girth is what the ladies like, right?

[led37zep]

Always leave 'em

Sure its not this?

[Section 8]

And you guys wonder why I date younger women...

So you're not put off at having to drop them off at school in the morning?

(I know it's summer vacation right now, so you get to sleep in until she wants you to take her to the mall, right?)

[razorboy]

Try me, motherfuckers.

[disneyspy]

not anymore,2008 sucked tho

[topless_mike]

i find this thread quite entertaining.
i know who to avoid on what days.

[Aggie]

It's her fault.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j40/MetalAcorna/RadeoRF6.jpg

[EliSnow]

It's her fault.

It wasn't this?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41A0ZSEjN8L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[Aggie]

It wasn't this?

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41A0ZSEjN8L._SL500_AA280_.jpg

nope, but that doesn't hurt.

[MetalAcorna]

It's her fault.

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j40/MetalAcorna/RadeoRF6.jpg

She's frickin' amazing, isn't she? I'm right there with ya on this one, Aggie...

[MetalAcorna]

Weekdays are the worst for me, cause I'm away from Rich and he likes to torment me when he's not around. ;)

[Aggie]

Weekdays are the worst for me, cause I'm away from Rich and he likes to torment me when he's not around. ;)

You should punish him this weekend. :devil2:

[MetalAcorna]

You should punish him this weekend. :devil2:

Oh, he WILL be punished for being such a naughty boy...:devil2:

[JerseyRich]

I like the sound of this.

[biggirl]

I like the sound of this.

you are gonna die a young man if you stay with this woman..........I would have been sooooo nice to you.

[Jujubees2]

you are gonna die a young man if you stay with this woman..........I would have been sooooo nice to you.

Yeah, but he'll go out with a big smile on his face...

[biggirl]

Yeah, but he'll go out with a big smile on his face...

I guess that's gotta count for something:wink:

[TheGameHHH]

Yeah, but he'll go out with a big cock on his face...

obviously....this is Rich we're talking about here

[JerseyRich]

obviously....this is Rich we're talking about here

:smoke:

[Gvac]

I'm so horny I'd bang a 36 year old right about now.

Of course I'd rather have two 18 year olds...

[razorboy]

I'm so horny I'd bang a 36 year old right about now.

Lies.

[sailor]

I'm so horny I'd bang a 36 year old right about now.

Of course I'd rather have two 18 year olds...

they'd rather have 3

[~Katja~]

I'm so horny I'd bang a 36 year old right about now.

Of course I'd rather have two 18 year olds...
damn I missed the cut off again :dry:

[MagillaGorillaz]

I'm so horny I'd bang a 63 year old right about now.

Of course I'd rather have two 81 year olds...

fixed it for ya

[RhinoinMN]

damn I missed the cut off again :dry:

I don't know why you even bother with that fossil.


I'm young. I'm hip.

[razorboy]

I'm young. I'm hip.

If you're going to lie, you should pick one or the other.

[MetalAcorna]

I'm hornier more than ever, right now. Damn you, Thursday! :furious:

[hammersavage]

Yea, Thursday sure is sexy

[JerseyRich]

Yea, Thursday sure is sexy

Thursday's a tease.

[EliSnow]

Yea, Thursday sure is sexy

Well of course you think so. It is Thor's Day, after all.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N1npI6e3LGQ/SOhmywlySPI/AAAAAAAAAu8/hudCQlCAu74/s400/Thor-Marvel-Comics.gif

[hammersavage]

I'm just saying if you were gonna fuck a day, it would be Thursday

[Aggie]

I'm just saying if you were gonna fuck a day, it would be Thursday

I disagree. Wednesday is a little sexier. I think it's the humps.

[strawberrypop]

Well of course you think so. It is Thor's Day, after all.

Sorry, but Frigg's way hotter than Thor. I vote Friday!

http://www.eric-tesol.com/images/frigg.gif

And, of course, there's the lovely poster known as Friday.

[hammersavage]

I've heard Sunday morning is pretty easy. I'd like to hit that.

[MetalAcorna]

Sorry, but Frigg's way hotter than Thor. I vote Friday!

http://www.eric-tesol.com/images/frigg.gif

Awesome fuckin' pic, dude. I totally agree with you. :thumbup:

[EliSnow]

Manic mondays are like crazy girls.

[JerseyRich]

Tuesday is a whore...

She's always Gone with the Wind.

Nevertheless. She makes me horny.

[A.J.]

Tuesday is a whore...

She's always Gone with the Wind.

Nevertheless. She makes me horny.

Tuesday's just as bad as stormy Monday.

[biggirl]

Something happened to me in the last 6 days. I am no longer horny. I am so sad.

[TheGameHHH]

Something happened to me in the last 6 days. I am no longer horny. I am so sad.



You boozed away your libido?

[biggirl]

You boozed away your libido?

NO, I think I need the booze for my libido.

[JerseyRich]

Shall I send you tasteful nudes?

[biggirl]

Shall I send you tasteful nudes?

you??? I think your girlfriend may get a little upset.

[JerseyRich]

you??? I think your girlfriend may get a little upset.

I didn't say who the pictures would be of.

[biggirl]

I didn't say who the pictures would be of.

I would only accept them if they were of you, gvac, rob b., or katja.

[RhinoinMN]

I would only accept them if they were of you, gvac, rob b., or katja.

How bout aggie, or his chick?

[biggirl]

How bout aggie, or his chick?

ummm....you weren't supposed to see any of this...but yes, thanks for reminding me...I would accept pics of aggie and jersey's chick.

[hammersavage]

cc me

[RhinoinMN]

cc me

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http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y69/Liamalonzi12345/ccdevillepinkhair2iv.jpg

[biggirl]

Oh, and include a pic of hammersavage too. Thanks.

[RhinoinMN]

Oh, and include a pic of hammersavage too. Thanks.

Everybody has one of those.

[JerseyRich]

Here's one of Hammer wearing the Wilco tshirt that I gave him last year.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=152&pictureid=1784

[biggirl]

Here's one of Hammer wearing the Wilco tshirt that I gave him last year.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=152&pictureid=1784

That's nice and all ( and very generous of you - the t-shirt and all) but you promised NUDE pics.

[underdog]

Here's one of Hammer wearing the Wilco tshirt that I gave him last year.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=152&pictureid=1784

What is going on in that picture?

And Hammersavage looks very tall.

[RhinoinMN]

Here's one of Hammer wearing the Wilco tshirt that I gave him last year.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=152&pictureid=1784

Bachelor party gone bad? Poor, poor girl.

[RhinoinMN]

What is going on in that picture?

And Hammersavage looks very tall.

He is.

[hammersavage]

The bitch would have talked. Have to be cautious.

And I run about 6'4, underdog. With quite a set of dancers legs on me.








This page should get flooded with that kind of imagery.

[biggirl]

The bitch would have talked. Have to be cautious.

And I run about 6'4, underdog. With quite a set of dancers legs on me.








This page should get flooded with that kind of imagery.

Wow...6'4" that's hot, the legs part is even hotter.

[hammersavage]

Wow...6'4" that's hot, the legs part is even hotter.

no offense, but I'm trying to talk underdog off here. once he's done.

[JerseyRich]

He's a tall, pasty drink of water.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=121&pictureid=1666

[hammersavage]

I prefer alabaster skinned.

[RhinoinMN]

He's a tall, pasty drink of water.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=121&pictureid=1666

The guy in front has a secret.

[hammersavage]

that's why I'm running after him

[biggirl]

He's a tall, pasty drink of water.

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=121&pictureid=1666

HE RUNS TOO??? Wow!! Very Cute.

[JerseyRich]

The guy in front has a secret.

Uncut savage?

[underdog]

The bitch would have talked. Have to be cautious.

And I run about 6'4, underdog. With quite a set of dancers legs on me.

No wonder marc loves you.

[RhinoinMN]

Here is a pic to get all you lady's panties wet.


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1238

[sailor]

Here is a pic to get all you lady's panties wet.


http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=113&pictureid=1238

he's the missing hippo triplet:

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4673&size=1

[hammersavage]

I'm the medium

[JerseyRich]

That's better...

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=120&pictureid=1825

[RhinoinMN]

That's better...

http://ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=120&pictureid=1825

My penis isn't that big.

[underdog]

he's the missing hippo triplet:

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4673&size=1

Who's the asian chick?

[biggirl]

just to let the world know...I am finally horny.

[RhinoinMN]

just to let the world know...I am finally horny.

To let the world know. I'm drinking tequila. Better call in a sub , toots.

[biggirl]

To let the world know. I'm drinking tequila. Better call in a sub , toots.

dammit...the only others I want live like 1000 miles away....

[RhinoinMN]

dammit...the only others I want live like 1000 miles away....

Better be dialin!

[~Katja~]

what a weird turn this thread is taking


I already took a shower today and am still horny... maybe listening to a show with marital problems and fighting will get my mood down

[hammersavage]

That Katja appreciation thread got me going.

[~Katja~]

That Katja appreciation thread got me going.
sausage and kraut tend to have that effect

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

sausage and kraut tend to have that effect

Look, I understand that you're German, but if I can't say the K word then you shouldn't be able to either. It's a double standard!!!

[TheGameHHH]

what a weird turn this thread is taking


I already took a shower today and am still horny... maybe listening to a show with marital problems and fighting will get my mood down

i like how a shower automatically means your horny, not that you need to cleanse yourself. you europeans are so odd

[hammersavage]

sausage and kraut tend to have that effect

Is that what you call your privates? I'm in.

[Ritalin]

sausage and kraut tend to have that effect

Oh yeah, nothing sexier than cabbage, that's for sure.

[TheGameHHH]

i feel like the horniest person alive right now

[sailor]

i feel like the horniest person alive right now

stay away from farmer dave's daughter!

[IamFogHat]

I have a wicked boner right now.

[JerseyRich]

Horny and shaved.

[RhinoinMN]

Horny and shaved.

How much bigger are you?

[MetalAcorna]

Horny and shaved.

How much bigger are you?

:wub::wub::wub:

[boobieman]

:wub::wub::wub:

The biggest bitch is shaving and trying not to go against the grain...ouch!!

SEEYYAYAYYEEYAAAA

[JerseyRich]

How much bigger are you?

Than you? I dunno.

[MetalAcorna]

Really fuckin' horny...why can't I see my Rich right now?!

[biggirl]

Horny and shaved.

Really fuckin' horny...why can't I see my Rich right now?!

I hope you guys aren't having premarital sex......:ohmy:

[JerseyRich]

I hope you guys aren't having premarital sex......:ohmy:

No. We just hold hands. It's really sexy.

[biggirl]

No. We just hold hands. It's really sexy.

you shaved for that? :dry:

[MetalAcorna]

I hope you guys aren't having premarital sex......:ohmy:

:devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :devil2: :devil2:

[biggirl]

No. We just hold hands. It's really sexy.

:devil2::devil2::devil2::devil2::devil2::devil2::d evil2::devil2:

One of you is not telling the truth!!!!!:nono:

[Furtherman]

Why do I even bother reading this thread? Me jealous.

[JerseyRich]

you shaved for that? :dry:

My palms are really hairy.

[MetalAcorna]

My palms are really hairy.

I want you so much right now...

[Aggie]

I want you so much right now...

You're gonna make everyone else horny!

(I got some last night though!!!)

[boosterp]

I want you so much right now...

Damn, I might need to call the gf tonight.

[JerseyRich]

Hi.

[Gmann]

oh hai!

[razorboy]

Why do I even bother reading this thread? Me jealous.

You jealous? Grammar good.

[JerseyRich]

oh hai!

You too eh?

[MetalAcorna]

Oh Richie boy....why don't you stop by Brooklyn on the way home tonight? :wink:

[JerseyRich]

Oh Richie boy....why don't you stop by Brooklyn on the way home tonight? :wink:

I'm afraid of Brooklyn after dark.

[MetalAcorna]

I'm afraid of Brooklyn after dark.

Aw, you're no fun. :tongue:

I've got yummy chocolate syrup...

[boosterp]

I'm afraid of Brooklyn after dark.

Yea, we got a few booklyns around Houston and a few of th communities that make me skered.

[~Katja~]

I'm afraid of Brooklyn after dark.
what a faggy statement, you have a hot chick waiting with chocolate syrup... nothing should be too far or too scary to be with her

[RhinoinMN]

Brooklyn after dark.

Great name for a porn.

[MetalAcorna]

Yea, we got a few booklyns around Houston and a few of th communities that make me skered.

Hahaha. I live in a quiet, pretty and predominantly Jewish area. There's little to be "skered" of. :tongue:

[JerseyRich]

what a faggy statement, you have a hot chick waiting with chocolate syrup... nothing should be too far or too scary to be with her

I'm also afraid of her Grandparents and two sisters that she lives with and wouldn't dare leave us alone in her room for more than 2 minutes.

:tongue:

[RhinoinMN]

I'm also afraid of her Grandparents and two sisters that she lives with and wouldn't dare leave us alone in her room for more than 2 minutes.

:tongue:

Sounds like a party.


MAN UP!

[MetalAcorna]

I'm also afraid of her Grandparents and two sisters that she lives with and wouldn't dare leave us alone in her room for more than 2 minutes.

:tongue:

:lol: Who said anything about coming upstairs? I want you in your car...:devil2:

[JerseyRich]

Hahaha. I live in a quiet, pretty and predominantly Jewish area. There's little to be "skered" of. :tongue:

Says you!

I wouldn't want to meet this gang in an alley!

http://www.iranian.com/PhotoDay/2000/September/Images/mamali.jpg

[razorboy]

MAN UP!

Gay.

[MetalAcorna]

I'm afraid of Brooklyn after dark.

Are you gonna be afraid of Queens after dark when I move in a few weeks? :tongue:

[MetalAcorna]

Says you!

I wouldn't want to meet this gang in an alley!

http://www.iranian.com/PhotoDay/2000/September/Images/mamali.jpg

They don't come out after dark.

[~Katja~]

I'm also afraid of her Grandparents and two sisters that she lives with and wouldn't dare leave us alone in her room for more than 2 minutes.

:tongue:
yet you called for a gangbang when you got your new car... get creative! (or buy a lock)

[JerseyRich]

Are you gonna be afraid of Queens after dark when I move in a few weeks? :tongue:
Yea...

Because I'll have to drive through Manhattan.

That's scary.

[~Katja~]

Yea...

Because I'll have to drive through Manhattan.

That's scary.
oh boy, you know you are losing the last bit of manliness you had left with your comments in this thread

[razorboy]

Queens after dark

Great name for a porn.

[MetalAcorna]

I'm afraid of Brooklyn after dark.

what a faggy statement, you have a hot chick waiting with chocolate syrup... nothing should be too far or too scary to be with her

:clap: Thanks Katja! :clap:

[Aggie]

Great name for a porn.


So is Mt. Faggy which Rich needs to go hike up after his comments.

[JerseyRich]

Vagina scares me too.

[EliSnow]

Great name for a porn.

Gay porn maybe.

[RhinoinMN]

So is Mt. Faggy which Rich needs to go hike up after his comments.

paulo is making a new movie. He will tell you about it in the MPW thread.

[RhinoinMN]

Gay porn maybe.

nm

[EliSnow]

nm

Are you still drunk from last night?

[RhinoinMN]

Are you still drunk from last night?

I wish.

[razorboy]

Gay porn maybe.

Obviously.

[JerseyRich]

Don't worry everyone...

Ms. MetalAcorna will be completely taken care of this weekend. Rest assured.

[~Katja~]

Vagina scares me too.
mod quote! mikeyboy ... oh never mind

[Gmann]

Are you gonna be afraid of Queens after dark when I move in a few weeks? :tongue:

what part of Queens ? WE COULD BE NEIGHBORS!!!

[JerseyRich]

what part of Queens ? WE COULD BE NEIGHBORS!!!

Near you...

[Gmann]

I can't wait to see you and your bearded glory hanging around my neighborhood.

[biggirl]

I have a freakin' fantastic headache today. Sometimes the only way to get rid of them for me is good old fashioned sex. A spectacular orgasm seems to do the trick.

So my point is....I guess I better get horny if I want to get rid of this headache....

[MetalAcorna]

Don't worry everyone...

Ms. MetalAcorna will be completely taken care of this weekend. Rest assured.

Yay! I can't wait! :clap:

It'll be fun baptising my new apartment too...:devil2:

[EddieMoscone]

Originally Posted by JerseyRich
Don't worry everyone...

Ms. MetalAcorna will be completely taken care of this weekend. Rest assured.

Ok, this showing off has got to stop. Your head is getting too big for those fancy hats of yours. We get it, your chick is HOT. :smile:

[Aggie]

I have a freakin' fantastic headache today. Sometimes the only way to get rid of them for me is good old fashioned sex. A spectacular orgasm seems to do the trick.

So my point is....I guess I better get horny if I want to get rid of this headache....

Those wigs were hot. I'm sure Rhino would look great in one.

http://www.manwithflowers.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/oldfashioned.jpg

[biggirl]

Don't worry everyone...

Ms. MetalAcorna will be completely taken care of this weekend. Rest assured.

What happens if she gets her period or you can't get it up for some reason or another? Then what? Or what if you get pukie sick or strep throat?

[JerseyRich]

What happens if she gets her period or you can't get it up for some reason or another? Then what? Or what if you get pukie sick or strep throat?

Pish posh! Just minor road bumps.

[MetalAcorna]

What happens if...you can't get it up for some reason or another? Then what?

No worries there whatsoever. :happy:

[Gmann]

does it come with a vest on too ?

[hammersavage]

No worries there whatsoever. :happy:

You live next to an elementary school?

[biggirl]

Those wigs were hot. I'm sure Rhino would look great in one.

http://www.manwithflowers.com/press/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/oldfashioned.jpg

I don't think they had premarital sex back then. We aren't married, so I guess I spoke incorrectly when I said good, old-fashioned sex. I meant good, kinky, sinful sex.

[JerseyRich]

You live next to an elementary school?

All boys Catholic school....ROAR!

[MetalAcorna]

You live next to an elementary school?

Ew. No. :thumbdown: :tongue:

[razorboy]

Pish posh!

Is that some kind of gay slang?

[JerseyRich]

Vice, Radeo and my chick...

Thank you. :smoke:

[TooLowBrow]

Guess who's hard?
:thumbup::wub::thumbup:

[cougarjake13]

awkward

[Aggie]

this is the thread to express that http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23010

[Furtherman]

Aggie's right.

[Aggie]

Aggie's right.

Always.

[DarkHippie]

I miss my ex very much :(

[JerseyRich]

I'm going to see a movie with hammersavage tonight...and possibly Gvac.

I'm already horny.

[topless_mike]

I miss my ex very much :(

i do too, for your sake of course.

[Aggie]

I'm going to see a movie with hammersavage tonight...and possibly Gvac.

I'm already horny.

I'm so jealous. Now I know what to fantasize about tonight.