Attn Haters: The MEGA, MEGA "Penultimate" Anti-Dave Thread

[reillyluck]

thanks, but do not pretend that you know what my goals and ambitions are for my show.

Boobies?

[Don Stugots]

Boobies?

ok, if you are going to just give away all the secrets i tell you then you will find yourself out of the circle of trust.

LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS and REILLY JUST SUCK MY BATTLESHIP.

[Hottub]

Boobies?


Wait for them...

[reillyluck]

You know what, I put myself out there on this board to connect and your hating. Thats all. Oh yeah I ve listened to your little "radio show" and sometimes it didn't suck completely but youll never be as big as R&F.

:furious:

oooh sooory sooory....thats two points off of the reillyluck fav o' meter.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Okay Mikey or whatever,

Let first say Ive probably forgotten more than you would ever know more about moderating a forum. I actually went to college with a guy who is the nephew of the guy who invented the internet. Second we all can see your head is way up ESD's ass.

Getting the joke and laughing with ya as people fall for it is one thing. Bashing the Saint of RF.net is another. Unless it's another goof. But it's one of those things that are kinda funny once. Sorry budday. Was batting for ya before this move.

p.s. Just read the rest of the thread. Damn, at least I "fight" with a modicum of respect :ohmy:

[reillyluck]

ok, if you are going to just give away all the secrets i tell you then you will find yourself out of the circle of trust.

LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS and REILLY JUST SUCK MY BATTLESHIP.

HAHAHAHA.....INNER THOUGHTS.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

ok, if you are going to just give away all the secrets i tell you then you will find yourself out of the circle of trust.

LOOSE LIPS SINK SHIPS and REILLY JUST SUCK MY BATTLESHIP.

I thought it was a Yacht. Since when did that thing come with guns capable of sieging a coastal city?

[notfezpaul]

Wait for them...

*looks at watch*

[Hottub]

Oh, you didn't hear?

[thejives]

Point of order
This thread is insane.

Maybe Ronnie was right today ...
this place is chaos.

[Don Stugots]

hmmm, do i go with "its a madhous" with a pic of Heston from POTA or "no its ronfez.net"" with a pic from the 300?


I hate when i am torn.

[weekapaugjz]

hmmm, do i go with "its a madhous" with a pic of Heston from POTA or "no its ronfez.net"" with a pic from the 300?


I hate when i am torn.

both?

[reillyluck]

i heart cheese.

[Crispy123]

http://jkbserv.de/adtv/site/image/d4f/choreo/madhouse.jpg

[Don Stugots]

both?

neither.....

http://www.popimage.com/profile/morrison/pics/arkham.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

neither.....

http://www.popimage.com/profile/morrison/pics/arkham.jpg

craziness!

[Don Stugots]

zactly.

[notfezpaul]

zactly.

http://stcgibb.com/myPictures/ZakkBullseye.jpg

[Don Stugots]

nonfezpaul, what do you think about his new guitar? i was at a party with some friends that hate it and dont know why he is using it. i pointed out the guitar hero 2 game has that in it and it bears his name and they thought i was nutz.

[boeman]

http://www.sugar-gliders.com/images/store/crickets.jpg

I'm fuckin' starvin'

we got any canned crickets back there?

[conman823]

Huh?

[Bob Impact]

This thread stinks.

[weekapaugjz]

This thread stinks.

would it be better if it was about dreams of Fat_Sunny?

[reillyluck]

This thread stinks.

thats just stugot's designer imposter cologne.

[Bob Impact]

would it be better if it was about dreams of Fat_Sunny?

As bad as that thread is, yes.

[Crispy123]

This thread stinks.

140+ posts
1280+ views.

I mastermind the greatest first thread ever and you try to steal my thunder.

Well...

CPW3 ------------------1
ronfez.net haters -----0

Face!!!!!!!!

[reillyluck]

140+ posts
1280+ views.

I mastermind the greatest first thread ever and you try to steal my thunder.

Well...

CPW3 ------------------1
ronfez.net haters -----0

Face!!!!!!!!

well i still have Sheepy points. Phace!

[weekapaugjz]

140+ posts
1280+ views.

I mastermind the greatest first thread ever and you try to steal my thunder.

Well...

CPW3 ------------------1
ronfez.net haters -----0

Face!!!!!!!!

notice how most of the posts have nothing to do with your original post?

[conman823]

140+ posts
1280+ views.

I mastermind the greatest first thread ever and you try to steal my thunder.

Well...

CPW3 ------------------1
ronfez.net haters -----0

Face!!!!!!!!


I'll drink to that!! :surrender:

[Crispy123]

notice how most of the posts have nothing to do with your original post?

no

[Fat_Sunny]

140+ posts
1280+ views.

I mastermind the greatest first thread ever and you try to steal my thunder.

Well...

CPW3 ------------------1
ronfez.net haters -----0

Face!!!!!!!!


Well, Why In The Heck Did It Take You 385 Posts Before You Started Your First Thread C-3PO !!! How About A Bit More Audacity, Man!

[Crispy123]

Well, Why In The Heck Did It Take You 385 Posts Before You Started Your First Thread C-3PO !!! How About A Bit More Audacity, Man!

F_S dont try to get inside my head! Its a sick twisted place; not for the faint of heart!

[Fat_Sunny]

F_S dont try to get inside my head! Its a sick twisted place; not for the faint of heart!

Oh, F_S Is Pretty Good At That Stuff!

[Midkiff]

Perhaps somebody should have allowed me to shut this shit down with cat pictures after all....

[reillyluck]

Perhaps somebody should have allowed me to shut this shit down with cat pictures after all....

lets not. :smile:

[weekapaugjz]

Perhaps somebody should have allowed me to shut this shit down with cat pictures after all....

or non-sensical political banter

[Midkiff]

or non-sensical political banter

yeah

[spoon]

Are any chicks on our board from Buffalo?

week's a pussy, does that count?

:wink:

[PapaBear]

week's a pussy, does that count?

:wink:
Chargers suck

[spoon]

Chargers suck

Won me a case of beer. How about you?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[spoon]

IM from HTG:

"he can keep brown nosing but he still can not come to the Luau."

IM from Snoogans: "Fuck her. I liked her better as "lonely girl 15" on youtube."



Been caught stealing....once ....... when I was five!

[PapaBear]

Won me a case of beer. How about you?

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
I'll make the next bet when you start posting more. I'm not saying I like you, but I miss you. Redskins Rule!!!

[mikeyboy]

140+ posts
1280+ views.

I mastermind the greatest first thread ever and you try to steal my thunder.

Well...

CPW3 ------------------1
ronfez.net haters -----0

Face!!!!!!!!

If it hadn't been so thoroughly derailed, this thread would have died on the vine. In summation...

Thread = Still suck

[spoon]

Thread = Still suck[/QUOTE]

That happened as soon as thread kryptonite, PapaBear, touched the thread.

[weekapaugjz]

week's a pussy, does that count?

:wink:

orly? how was watching the playoffs without your team?

[Crispy123]

If it hadn't been so thoroughly derailed, this thread would have died on the vine. In summation...

Thread = Still suck

If by derailed you mean GREATEST EVER, I totally agree.

[spoon]

orly? how was watching the playoffs without your team?

Pretty good since I love the sport. Especially the part where the Sabres shit to bed in the East again! Only topped by Gvac's Swedish Elite team got taken out by dirty Pronger and his crew of disney lumberjacks. Although they're not "mighty" any more. Thank God they're not going on the cup as the MIGHTY Ducks.

[tmac0258]

The whole jelly sex gag was ripped off of American Dad. From having sex into a grape jelly jar to a family member eating it. ESD couldn't create a dam thing on his own!

[Furtherman]

*sigh*

First of all, it was Family Guy.

Second of all, that Family Guy, although a rerun, aired after Dave's jelly jam.

So please, check your facts and have yourself spade or neutered. Thank you.

[LiddyRules]

Yes, it was Seth McFarlane who first said "Hey! Wait a second! Someone can put their cock in a jar of jelly!"

[spadanko]

The whole jelly sex gag was ripped off of American Dad. From having sex into a grape jelly jar to a family member eating it. ESD couldn't create a dam thing on his own!


ugh

[reillyluck]

did he?

[Crispy123]

Ive been sticking my cock in condiments for years.....

[mikeyboy]

Family Guy ripped off Dave!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, the fucking a jelly jar idea has been around for a long time.

[cupcakelove]

And you ripped off your Dave sucks bit.

[JPMNICK]

yea i am sure that is an old thing, and neither dave nor family guy were the 1st to do it

[MikeB]

The whole jelly sex gag was ripped off of American Dad. From having sex into a grape jelly jar to a family member eating it. ESD couldn't create a dam thing on his own!
http://blogs.chron.com/franblinebury/mcgrady-concussion.JPG

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I copyrighted breathing Oxygen

You mothaphuckers all owe me $$$

:king:

[JPMNICK]

I copyrighted breathing Oxygen

You mothaphuckers all owe me $$$

:king:

what if i breathe it through water

[Furtherman]

I copyrighted breathing Oxygen

You mothaphuckers all owe me $$$

:king:

Not me! I've been breathing an oxygen/nitrogen combination. So you can take your pure oxygen and sell it to the airlines! Pure oxygen gets you high...

[IMSlacker]

I was just thinking that it's been a long time since the last "I hate ESD" thread. Oh well...

[EliSnow]

Family Guy ripped off Dave!!!!!!!!!!

Seriously, the fucking a jelly jar idea has been around for a long time.

Growing up in the '80s, we said fucking a mayonaise jar, but it's the same thing.

[AKA]

Seriously, the fucking a jelly jar idea has been around for a long time.

http://www.alexcooper.com/antiqueauctions/06decaucshots/012.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

what if i breathe it through water

60% off or you can get me Gills


Not me! I've been breathing an oxygen/nitrogen combination. So you can take your pure oxygen and sell it to the airlines! Pure oxygen gets you high...

You will pay me for the Oxygen part of your "Combo", I will sick Jacoby or Meyers on you.


:king:

[weekapaugjz]

hey, look, now im ripping off lleeder...

http://www.knutsonlivebait.com/images/crickets.jpg

[cupcakelove]

hey, look, now im ripping off lleeder...



You're not handling your booze??

[Furtherman]

I will sick Jacoby or Meyers on you.


:king:


I got more suits than Jacoby and Meyers.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I got more suits than Jacoby and Meyers.


I bet you do, but Jacoby is very Underated in Court

You bring your Ivy League Lawyers, I will have Jacoby mow em down.

:king:

[Furtherman]

Missed the Beastie Boys reference King!

[EliSnow]

I bet you do, but Jacoby is very Underated in Court

You bring your Ivy League Lawyers, I will have Jacoby mow em down.

:king:

Mssrs. Boy and Snow would wipe the floor with Jacoby & Meyers.

[mikeyboy]

Missed the Beastie Boys reference King!

I've got more hits than Sadaharu Oh.

[foodcourtdruide]

I remember my father would eat Cream Cheese and Jelly on white bread. It was so disgusting and thinking about it now is making my stomach turn.

[drjoek]

I bet you do, but Jacoby is very Underated in Court

You bring your Ivy League Lawyers, I will have Jacoby mow em down.

:king:

True Story

Meyers of Jacoby and Meyers died in a car wreck about a half a mile from where I live

[DolaMight]

Seriously, the fucking a jelly jar idea has been around for a long time.

Caesar preferred it even more than boys

[Crispy123]

Hey Ladies

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Missed the Beastie Boys reference King!


Beastie boys are overrated in my opinion

:king:

[JPMNICK]

Beastie boys are overrated in my opinion

:king:

staten island loves the beastie boys

[King Hippos Bandaid]

True Story

Meyers of Jacoby and Meyers died in a car wreck about a half a mile from where I live


noooooooooooooooooo

I wish i knew i would have started a Meyets Appreciation Thread

:king:

[drjoek]

noooooooooooooooooo

I wish i knew i would have started a Meyets Appreciation Thread

:king:


He handed his business card to the other guy in the wreck and just passed away

[King Hippos Bandaid]

staten island loves the beastie boys

I know, I should like them, I like a few songs, but MEH, they keep trying to help the earth and have become somewhat eliteist, it kinda turns me off

:king:

[Devo37]

Hoo Hoo. I invented grape jelly, Robin.

[MikeB]

Hoo Hoo. I invented grape jelly, Robin.

This thread is "blowing up."




I wish Jay Mohr would join.

[drjoek]

I got more rhymes than the bible's got psalms

And I got more rhymes than there's cops at a Dunkin
Donuts shop

[weekapaugjz]

Hoo Hoo. I invented grape jelly, Robin.

:lol:

[Caseyelan]

http://www.cca-cary.org/images/MVC-561L_-_food_pantry1-001.jpg

Condiment free.

Also, we are stocking up for the eventual bombing of brooklyn.

[weekapaugjz]

Condiment free.

Also, we are stocking up for the eventual bombing of brooklyn.

i recommend keeping him away from that beef-a-roni. it is the most sensual of the chef boyardee line.

[mikeyboy]

http://www.cca-cary.org/images/MVC-561L_-_food_pantry1-001.jpg

Condiment free.

Also, we are stocking up for the eventual bombing of brooklyn.

Wow. Can I come stay in your bunker when the shit goes down?

[Caseyelan]

Wow. Can I come stay in your bunker when the shit goes down?

BRING YOUR WII REMOTES!!!

[aceofspades7]

http://www.cca-cary.org/images/MVC-561L_-_food_pantry1-001.jpg

Condiment free.

Also, we are stocking up for the eventual bombing of brooklyn.


holy shit that's a lot of cans - does the landlord ever help himself?

[JPMNICK]

http://www.cca-cary.org/images/MVC-561L_-_food_pantry1-001.jpg

Condiment free.

Also, we are stocking up for the eventual bombing of brooklyn.

wow you guys are ready for the apocolypse

[Devo37]

casey, when did you guys move into the corner grocery?

[Caseyelan]

actually that is a picture of a church food pantry. I thought it was better then showing you what my real pantry looks like.....

Two cans of green beans and a moldy cake.

OH

and three dead bugs.

Make that four.

[Caseyelan]

casey, when did you guys move into the corner grocery?

I am thinking about labeling shelves from now on. It's so hard to actually see whats on them...

wtf.

[JesterOfSadness]

Needs more Chef Boyardee goodness.

[Devo37]

I am thinking about labeling shelves from now on. It's so hard to actually see whats on them...

wtf.

let's play What's on those shelves?

upper left: 6 boxes of pancake mix?

who's next?

[Don Stugots]

hey, look, now im ripping off lleeder...

http://www.knutsonlivebait.com/images/crickets.jpg

and i am ripping of kiff:

http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u125/Don_Stugots/marc2.jpg

[Don Stugots]

Beastie boys are overrated in my opinion

:king:

thats because you are a brooklyn hater. you anti-brooklynite.

[JPMNICK]

actually that is a picture of a church food pantry. I thought it was better then showing you what my real pantry looks like.....

Two cans of green beans and a moldy cake.

OH

and three dead bugs.

Make that four.



LUCKY!

[drjoek]

actually that is a picture of a church food pantry. I thought it was better then showing you what my real pantry looks like.....

Two cans of green beans and a moldy cake.

OH

and three dead bugs.

Make that four.


Youre living in Astoria theres alot more then 4 dead Bugs

[drjoek]

I love Peas especially LeSeur theyre the bestest

[Caseyelan]

let's play What's on those shelves?

upper left: 6 boxes of pancake mix?

who's next?


Bottom right: 18 cans of DELICIOUS TUNA!!!!!!!!!!!


hot potato

[drjoek]

Top right I see the quaker oats guyhttp://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/bf/QuakerOats.png

Wheres Waldo??

[S0S]

Hoo Hoo! They're rippin' me off Ro-bin!

[lleeder]

hey, look, now im ripping off lleeder...

http://www.knutsonlivebait.com/images/crickets.jpg

well I never

[mikeyboy]

well I never

Yes, you did. You just don't remember cuz you were drunk.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

thats because you are a brooklyn hater. you anti-brooklynite.


I love brooklyn, it must be the fumes from the Garbage Dump making me seem to be Anti brooklyn

Parking and Drivers suck in brooklyn, there i go again, i gotta stop

:king:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.cca-cary.org/images/MVC-561L_-_food_pantry1-001.jpg

Condiment free.



Also, we are stocking up for the eventual bombing of brooklyn.



Beef a Roni ,Creamed Corn and Tuna Fish u guys are set for the Apocolypse.

:king:

[munkeehaus]

if i knew it would be this kind of party, i'd stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

[buzzard]

I was just thinking that it's been a long time since the last "I hate ESD" thread. Oh well... I decided a long time ago to give the guy his due..at least he tries...and In the immortal words of Dr.B...he's a gamer! besides that bit made me laugh...alot!

[Midkiff]

Well, I banged my second cousin bareback, and it's fun to discuss, but that doesn't mean I am the first to do it.

Dave certainly never claimed to invent jelly-fucking.

[ChoppedLiver]

Seriously, the fucking a jelly jar idea has been around for a long time.

Childhood memories come flooding back, huh ?

[weekapaugjz]

anyone who doesn't love ESD can go suck a big fat dick....

[NoCourtesyFlush]

You don't bring up something that somebody's significant other is touchy about unless you just wanted to start sh*t between them....Dave never should have mentioned anything about HTG to Pitzy's chick...Why do it unless he wanted to set her off...

[Garyisajoke]

You don't bring up something that somebody's significant other is touchy about unless you just wanted to start sh*t between them....Dave never should have mentioned anything about HTG to Pitzy's chick...Why do it unless he wanted to set her off...

He's had to deal with that more than anyone so I'll give him a pass.

[donnie_darko]

i don't think either of them seemed very concerned, the relationships probably run its course anyway.

[FUNKMAN]

dave could do no wrong in my eyes...

ewww thank goodness

[spoon]

Perhaps ESD gets jealous when Pitzy hangs with HTG? Razzle Dazzle, lava crotch style.

[IamFogHat]

Despite the fact that Dave has proved to us over and over that he has a mind for entertainment and what makes great radio, I do believe that this was an honest, innocent mistake, with no alterior moitive behind it.

[Tallman388]

It was definitely an honest mistake, but you have to be smarter than that, especially when another guy's girl is calling in. It's one thing to slip up when you're drunk, but this was definitely avoidable, and Dave should be more alert to these things.

[Yuppie_Scum]

Sounds like somebody's fishing for a mention on bored gossip.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Duck Move by ESD

ESD is very Duck Like, the world just has to deal with it...

:king:

[BeltOfScotch]

You don't bring up something that somebody's significant other is touchy about unless you just wanted to start sh*t between them....Dave never should have mentioned anything about HTG to Pitzy's chick...Why do it unless he wanted to set her off...

It's much more of a dick move to not give a courtesy flush

[NoCourtesyFlush]

It's much more of a dick move to not give a courtesy flush

Touche...

[topless_mike]

It's much more of a dick move to not give a courtesy flush

speaking of.. my bro is going to be pissed when he goes to use the bathroom.

i forgot to go back for a re-flush.

[NoCourtesyFlush]

Just sounded like ESD said it to start drama...I hung out with Pitz on Friday, he's a great kid...who needs to deal with crap with their girlfriend when it's started by someone else...

[helterskeletor]

You don't bring up something that somebody's significant other is touchy about unless you just wanted to start sh*t between them....Dave never should have mentioned anything about HTG to Pitzy's chick...Why do it unless he wanted to set her off...

It was funny. I hope it becomes a running storyline, but they probably will break up.

[led37zep]

It was funny. I hope it becomes a running storyline, but they probably will break up.

HOW DARE THEY! Rob us of good radio for the sake of their happiness. I'm calling bullshit right now!
:tongue:

[drjoek]

Didn't Pitzy say it took dinner and a dessert today to fix things??

[Vidaroke Hayashida]

You don't bring up something that somebody's significant other is touchy about unless you just wanted to start sh*t between them....Dave never should have mentioned anything about HTG to Pitzy's chick...Why do it unless he wanted to set her off...

but you have to admit it did turn into some good radio... but pitzy shouldnt of been doing it if he knew it would upset his chick

[JayT]

She isn't even in the same state - it's still a bit:devil2: - DUH -

(Sorry - was out all week and getting caught up)

JayT

[moochcassidy]

casey is a bit dumbass

ron does the voice..like kenny allen

[Dougie Brootal]

casey is really ron? i thought just jon was casey! who knew!:blink:

[mikeyboy]

She isn't even in the same state - it's still a bit:devil2: - DUH -

(Sorry - was out all week and getting caught up)

JayT

It seems kind of elaborate to fly her in last weekend just to watch Notre Dame in a bar with us.

[Kevin]

It seems kind of elaborate to fly her in last weekend just to watch Notre Dame in a bar with us.

Dave spares NO expense when it comes to love.....



























Or a bit..

[lleeder]

It seems kind of elaborate to fly her in last weekend just to watch Notre Dame in a bar with us.

If it was a bit I think you'd be in on it.:thumbdown:

[EliSnow]

Dave spares NO expense when it comes to love.....





Or a bit..

"Dave sparing NO expense." That's fantasyland talk.

[JayT]

UM -0

Dave makes good $$ ,duh, and she probably does with her webcam business - LOL

[Tenbatsuzen]

UM -0

Dave makes good $$ ,duh,

No, THAT'S a bit.

[mikeyboy]

If it was a bit I think you'd be in on it.:thumbdown:

Good point.

[EliSnow]

UM -0

Dave makes good $$ ,duh, and she probably does with her webcam business - LOL

I guess we all have varying definintions of "good $$."

[Bob Impact]

I guess we all have varying definintions of "good $$."

I only think its really good money if you have THREE dollar signs.

[reillyluck]

Casey was the Midnight Rider

[Raging Bull]

Casey is Danny Doring? Wow.

[rexdart]

I thought the part of Casey was being played by Fezzy.

[Leticia]

I only think its really good money if you have THREE dollar signs.

:lol:





I don't think he'll make it.

[Caseyelan]

Ajkbsdkjgnkjsgkjafkbjabjk

Best thread on earth. Seriously.

Webcam biz? Holy shit... TELL me how to make money off this without putting things in me.... PLEASE!

for the record.... if this is a bit, someone should REALLY tell my grandmother who is putting her will in OUR names.

hahahahahah


My stars.

PS. If you don't come next week mikeyboy... I am quiting football.

[reillyluck]

Just admit that you are Fez's life coach. We all know its you!!!

[MikeB]

Casey is Danny Doring? Wow.

Then is HTG Roadkill?

[unklewilly]

dont tell Dave that Grandma has a will with his name in it...that idiot will kill her to collect the cash. Does anyone else think that if Dave REALLY loved his "wife" that he wouldnt be betting days away from her in the first place? What a tool.

[Caseyelan]

dont tell Dave that Grandma has a will with his name in it...that idiot will kill her to collect the cash. Does anyone else think that if Dave REALLY loved his "wife" that he wouldnt be betting days away from her in the first place? What a tool.

You sir, REALLY get this show.

[drjoek]

dont tell Dave that Grandma has a will with his name in it...that idiot will kill her to collect the cash. Does anyone else think that if Dave REALLY loved his "wife" that he wouldnt be betting days away from her in the first place? What a tool.

Thats your first post huh I wouldn't have guessed

You have NO avatar nor sigpic

[Furtherman]

TELL me how to make money off this without putting things in me.... PLEASE!


Maybe you could put things ON you? Like assorted cold cuts?

[Team_Ramrod]

It's times like this I wish I was closer to New York.

2 weeks of ininterupted time to work on a lonely house wife! What a missed opportunity.

My grandfather should have stayed there when he landed.

Fuckin Family... Ruining opportunity through the generations

[Leticia]

Maybe you could put things ON you? Like assorted cold cuts?

That's ridiculous.

[Furtherman]

Maybe you could put things ON you? Like assorted cold cuts?

That's ridiculous.

...and a joke.

[rexdart]

Jerry Springer once had a fellow on the show who wore blocks of spam so he could be aroused.

I see a whole new talk show character: Cold Cut Casey. The challenge would be to fashion a costume from delcious lunch meats (Kosher le Pesach of course) and funions (a salute to truckers everywhere).

Have you considered taking to the roller derby circuit? Cold Cut Casey would be a big hit.

The announcer shouts, "Her salami bikini is completely free of nitrates and msg thanks to our friends at Hebrew National."

Oh the humanity....

[Tenbatsuzen]

Maybe you could put things ON you? Like assorted cold cuts?

That's ridiculous.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2810/hostern9b585fyf1.jpg

HOO HOO HOO (http://www.indemand.com/viewProduct.jsp?prodId=65875&page_sectionId=2)

[Tenbatsuzen]

TELL me how to make money off this without putting things in me.... PLEASE!


After today's show, UFC may be an option. I'm not sure if you're aware how protective my wife is of her brother.

[Caseyelan]

After today's show, UFC may be an option. I'm not sure if you're aware how protective my wife is of her brother.

Awwwwwwwwww. Adorable.

[tmac0258]

Have you noticed that Fez's on air issues seem to have gotten worse when Dave began to have more on air time? And how HAPPY ESD gets the more Fez falls apart? Christ, with as much air time he's taken ,I'm suprised he hasn't pushed for the name to be changed to the Ron and Dave show.
WE LOVE YOU FEZ!!!! And FU Dave!!!

[EliSnow]

Have you noticed that Fez's on air issues seem to have gotten worse when Dave began to have more on air time? And how HAPPY ESD gets the more Fez falls apart? Christ, with as much air time he's taken ,I'm suprised he hasn't pushed for the name to be changed to the Ron and Dave show.
WE LOVE YOU FEZ!!!! And FU Dave!!!

Can we please have the 100 post rule? I know we haven't had an anti-ESD thread in awhile, but still its ridiculous.

Also, to the poster, I suggest you become better at idenitfying causes and effects, and don't get the two confused.

[Furtherman]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/image.php?u=25329&dateline=1191258201

http://www.nytix.com/repository/shows/SNL/sinead_oconnor-pope-250.jpg

[mikeyboy]

Wow. Another one of these threads. I should go through this forum and merge all of the anti-Dave threads into one mega-Dave hate thread.

[Hottub]

I almost wish midkiff would reply.


I said ALMOST!!

You are entitled to your opinion. But there are at least 100 other Anti Dave threads.

[Judge Smails]

I almost wish midkiff would reply.

First with the cat pic. Yay!

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7825/dramacatbx5.jpg

[drjoek]

Have you noticed that Fez's on air issues seem to have gotten worse when Dave began to have more on air time? And how HAPPY ESD gets the more Fez falls apart? Christ, with as much air time he's taken ,I'm suprised he hasn't pushed for the name to be changed to the Ron and Dave show.
WE LOVE YOU FEZ!!!! And FU Dave!!!

You have no Sig picture and the pope is not really the way to go with an avatar, You have numbers in your board name.
Fuck is spelled FUCK

[mikeyboy]

First with the cat pic. Yay!

http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7825/dramacatbx5.jpg

I think we just filled our cat pic quota. Move along, Midkiff. There's nothing to see here.

http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/officer-barbrady-30684.jpg

[Hottub]

I almost wish midkiff would reply.


I said ALMOST!!

You are entitled to your opinion. But there are at least 100 other Anti Dave threads.

C'mon Smails.

[Freitag]

Wow. Another one of these threads. I should go through this forum and merge all of the anti-Dave threads into one mega-Dave hate thread.

Oh, please do it. It would be so disjointed and 1000% awesome.

[Midkiff]

I almost wish midkiff would reply.


I said ALMOST!!

You are entitled to your opinion. But there are at least 100 other Anti Dave threads.

Close enough!!!!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb274/cuntymcslut/harbl24.jpg

[Death Metal Moe]

Have you noticed that Fez's on air issues seem to have gotten worse when Dave began to have more on air time? And how HAPPY ESD gets the more Fez falls apart? Christ, with as much air time he's taken ,I'm suprised he hasn't pushed for the name to be changed to the Ron and Dave show.
WE LOVE YOU FEZ!!!! And FU Dave!!!

Yea, I hate how East Side Dave just forces his way into the studio and is on air even though Ron and Fez don't want him there.

I mean it's only THEIR show and we know how tight a grip Ron keeps on people when he wants to, but for some reason Dave just does whatever he wants.

Yea, that must be it.
Douchebag.

[mikeyboy]

Close enough!!!!

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb274/cuntymcslut/harbl24.jpg


:nono:

[Death Metal Moe]

[SIZE="5"]Can we please have the 100 post rule?


For real. What the fuck is the staff waiting for?

If the staff doesn't put the 100 post thing on, then they shouldn't ban new people who cause trouble or even complain because there's a very easy fix for all that bullshit they just refuse to use.

[Midkiff]

:nono:

http://spreadtheiris.com/images/smilies/imus.gif

[DolaMight]

100? We just need a 5 post rule

http://www.huliq.com/files/imagecache/medium/files/pope-fire_John_Paul_II.jpg

[RAAMONE]

Have you noticed that Fez's on air issues seem to have gotten worse when Dave began to have more on air time? And how HAPPY ESD gets the more Fez falls apart? Christ, with as much air time he's taken ,I'm suprised he hasn't pushed for the name to be changed to the Ron and Dave show.
WE LOVE YOU FEZ!!!! And FU Dave!!!

why do people hate dave? he might be an idiot but in my opinion he brings great radio...its almost like the cool thing to do is hate dave.....therefore tmac is a faggot

[angrymissy]

There is only one appropriate cat pic for this post:

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a63/angrymissy/fail.jpg

[Midkiff]

There is only one appropriate cat pic for this post:

Indeed.

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x64/cuntburgers/128347587844687500fail.jpg

[Chip Vaughn]

I enjoy east side dave and what he brings to the show...

[buzzard]

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z82/a1958wil/110.jpg

this thread made my cat fall asleep..ESD does what he does it would be good to have a 1,000 post rule though...just enough time to get through the I hate ESD phase of RonFez.Net:wink:

[mikeyboy]

Have you noticed that Fez's on air issues seem to have gotten worse when Dave began to have more on air time? And how HAPPY ESD gets the more Fez falls apart? Christ, with as much air time he's taken ,I'm suprised he hasn't pushed for the name to be changed to the Ron and Dave show.
WE LOVE YOU FEZ!!!! And FU Dave!!!

Hmmmmmm. Davey Mac... tmac...

This is one of Dave's brothers, isn't it?

[ToLEEdo]

I don't want to flame this guy.... new thread for this? .Net gets the rep of negativity from this kind of stuff. I don't think you're paying attention to the show if you really believe that ESD is the cause of Fez's problems. Also, ESD rules and he should post on .Net.

word

[StPeteSaint]

Not knowing what is really going on in their personal lives, I like to think that these guys are professionals and Dave's presence on the show increased because Fezzie is having a rough time, and not vice versa.

[RAAMONE]

Hmmmmmm. Davey Mac... tmac...

This is one of Dave's brothers, isn't it?

he does have a gay brother right?

[Heather 8]

But what are your thoughts on yaoi?

[Goatweed]

I agree, fuck Dave. I say fire his ass & bring back the Midnight Rider. He fuckin' rules.

[Caseyelan]

http://www.emaki.net/soobahkdo/images/Teddy-Big-Trophy.jpg

BEST THREAD ON THE INTERNETZ!!11

Congrats!

[JustJon]

For real. What the fuck is the staff waiting for?

If the staff doesn't put the 100 post thing on, then they shouldn't ban new people who cause trouble or even complain because there's a very easy fix for all that bullshit they just refuse to use.

But joining July 2006 wouldn't be considered new, just lurker.

[Dougie Brootal]

But joining July 2006 wouldn't be considered new, just lurker.

but the 100 post rule would still stamp that out. he obviously hasnt even been lurking since then or he'd know about the 700230640892350917250982 anti dave threads.

[RAAMONE]

but the 100 post rule would still stamp that out. he obviously hasnt even been lurking since then or he'd know about the 700230640892350917250982 anti dave threads.

i thought it was 700230640892350917250983

[nancy drew]

why do people hate dave? he might be an idiot but in my opinion he brings great radio...its almost like the cool thing to do is hate dave.....therefore tmac is a faggot

remember that one time...
when everyone attacked your "dumb things dave has said" thread?

[drjoek]

All right, with out bashing the new/lurker, Dave is there because he is part of the show. Fez is going through things as anyone listening to the show knows. Ron has tried to get some radio out of EVERY member of his staff Earl,Pitzy Lily, Pepper, Interns and the only one who provides material that sustains the show is ESD.You may not like him or feel he is taking to much of the show but it is the Ron and Fez show. They will be here when you are gone. You may be better off to make a thread saying you'd like to see Fezzie feeling better so that he can be the force he was before he peaked:wink: Otherwise why not post in a few threads and work on a new sig picture

See no bashing, no kitty pics

Go fuck yourself
Sorry that just slipped out

[RAAMONE]

remember that one time...
when everyone attacked your "dumb things dave has said" thread?

yes...not because i dont like dave...ron just happened to mention how there should be a list on the show that day so i started a thread...i had just joined and didnt think to look first...and people are still posting in that thread...you a tmac can go fuck each other

[Dougie Brootal]

i thought it was 700230640892350917250983

well yeah if you count this one!

[nancy drew]

yes...not because i dont like dave...ron just happened to mention how there should be a list on the show that day so i started a thread...i had just joined and didnt think to look first...and people are still posting in that thread...you a tmac can go fuck each other

haha i just thought maaaaaybe you'd have some sympathy for tmac

[RAAMONE]

haha i just thought maaaaaybe you'd have some sympathy for tmac

haha...yeah that did cross my mind...but then i thought about how i have a couple hundred posts now so i might as well be like everyone else is here and say fuck off to people like you and tmac...nothing personal

[Dougie Brootal]

haha...yeah that did cross my mind...but then i thought about how i have a couple hundred posts now so i might as well be like everyone else is here and say fuck off to people like you and tmac...nothing personal

be a leader. not a follower. if ya dont like dave go ahead and say it. just say it in one of the other 700230640892350917250983 anti dave threads!

[nancy drew]

right on

[Dougie Brootal]

i for one think that giant merge would be a great idea.

[RAAMONE]

i for one think that giant merge would be a great idea.

i agree...but are you in the right thread?

[Dougie Brootal]

Wow. Another one of these threads. I should go through this forum and merge all of the anti-Dave threads into one mega-Dave hate thread.

Oh, please do it. It would be so disjointed and 1000% awesome.

i agree...but are you in the right thread?

i think. who knows till they all get merged.

[RAAMONE]

i think. who knows till they all get merged.

oh...i'm an idiot...thought you were talking about a different merger

[mikeyboy]

Merged. Enjoy the Hate Chaos!

[Gvac]

Here's a brief list that new posters can copy and paste if they want to save time -


Dave sucks! I wish he would shut the fuck up.

I hate that red headed asshole.

Fez rules! Dave drools!

Why does that ginger jerkoff have to hog the mic?

Guy Guyerson sucks.

Board Gossip sucks.

How did that creepy looking fuck get a hot chick like Casey?

Dave doesn't know anything about anything.

[Midkiff]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/bxdaly/PWN.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

this is truly the greatest gift you have ever bestowed upon us mikey! thank you!

[Furtherman]

http://www.joelonsoftware.com/pictures/daveThomas.jpg

DAVE THOMAS SUCKS!!!! HE TOUCHED ME HERE AS A CHILD!!! I HATE DAVE!!!

[EliSnow]

I love how it's the penultimate thread. Perfect!

[Death Metal Moe]

http://www.theshanes.com/randy/gif/David_Ortiz.jpg

PRICK!!!

[Fezticle98]

It's a crime that this thread is bigger than the Ron Bennington Line of the Day thread.

I might try to make it into a book though. It is a guaranteed best seller.

[Hottub]

I love how it's the penultimate thread. Perfect!

Second!:clap:

[Marc with a c]

i think a kevin banning is in order.

[mikeyboy]

i think a kevin banning is in order.

You know the drill. Get him to post in here.

[underdog]

This should probably be stickied or something.

Or all new users should automatically be redirected to it when they first log in.

[Midkiff]

So I assume, then, that I am free to post inflammatory cat pictures in here anytime a n00b Dave hater comes around?

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x64/cuntburgers/dont-taze-me-bra.jpg

[mikeyboy]

So I assume, then, that I am free to post inflammatory cat pictures in here anytime a n00b Dave hater comes around?

http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x64/cuntburgers/dont-taze-me-bra.jpg

no

[Midkiff]

no

oh

oops

[lleeder]

I love Dave but I wish I started this thread. Its gonna be EPIC.

[Midkiff]

Woah, I just realized I started this thread!!!! Besides the hot chick thread, I have the most epic thread ever! I even beat out the one where Doug was sucking cock!

[drjoek]

Woah, I just realized I started this thread!!!! Besides the hot chick thread, I have the most epic thread ever! I even beat out the one where Doug was sucking cock!

It will be part of your obituary in the New York Times I will write it for them :

He started the Anti Dave thread on ronfez.net

[TheMojoPin]

Al Dukes sucks and is gay.

[mikeyboy]

Al Dukes sucks and is gay.

I'm not merging all those threads.

[buzzard]

I really hate this old cocksucker!

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z82/a1958wil/or.jpg


he's dead and still won't go away!:furious:

[TheMojoPin]

Dumpy is a dog's ass!

[ToLEEdo]

This should probably be stickied or something.

Or all new users should automatically be redirected to it when they first log in.


Doesn't need to be it will always be near the top and easy to find just by frequency.

[Dougie Brootal]

Woah, I just realized I started this thread!!!! Besides the hot chick thread, I have the most epic thread ever! I even beat out the one where Doug was sucking cock!

HEY! I WASN'T SUCKING IT!










just staring longingly at it.

[Midkiff]

just sucking lovingly on it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[sailor]

i bet there will be another anti-dave thread so this will end up just being the antepenultimate one.

[Death Metal Moe]

This thread eats raw cock.

Haters fuck off.

[Crispy123]

Here's a brief list that new posters can copy and paste if they want to save time -


Dave sucks! I wish he would shut the fuck up.

I hate that red headed asshole.

Fez rules! Dave drools!

Why does that ginger jerkoff have to hog the mic?

Guy Guyerson sucks.

Board Gossip sucks.

How did that creepy looking fuck get a hot chick like Casey?

Dave doesn't know anything about anything.

Heres another one for ya...

Daves incestous love for his mother really creeps me out!!!

:huh::huh::huh:

[realmenhatelife]

i bet there will be another anti-dave thread so this will end up just being the antepenultimate one.

Has anyone pointed out that penultimate means 'next to last' so there would have to be two more dave threads for this to happen.

Also, I need a break from dave. If they keep him off air for a month he gets hilarious again. Really you have to blame everyone else though, cus Dave is the only guy who can be a foil to Ronnie when Fez is off.

[ESD's twin brother]

Dave is just too eager to get on air. Every time a question is asked, he leaps at the mic, almost swallows it and screams into it. He is a faggy douche fake ass.

[EliSnow]

Has anyone pointed out that penultimate means 'next to last' so there would have to be two more dave threads for this to happen.



:wallbash:

Okay, here's the bit. ESD has screwed up the meaning of this word several times. That's why it's in the title, and why we were applauding it above.

[realmenhatelife]

:wallbash:

Okay, here's the bit. ESD has screwed up the meaning of this word several times. That's why it's in the title, and why we were applauding it above.

Ah, I'm doesnt get the bit, didnt read the thread guy.

[Death Metal Moe]

Dave haters=jackoffs.

[Death Metal Moe]

That's right you fucking faggots.

Even your designated place to come fucking hate on Dave will be ruined for you.

Fuck off.

[EliSnow]

I like ESD, love Guy Guyerson, am apathetic to Board Gossip guy, miss the Rider, but loathe, absolutely loathe Ruby.

[mikeyboy]

I like ESD, love Guy Guyerson, am apathetic to Board Gossip guy, miss the Rider, but loathe, absolutely loathe Ruby.



What about Friendy and the Big Cheese?

[EliSnow]

What about Friendy and the Big Cheese?

I try to ignore them both.

[Hottub]

East Side Dave is my favorite Dave. Even the times I find myself literally yelling at my radio. He is so goddam entertaining.

[Death Metal Moe]

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[JPMNICK]

I am a huge dave fan, where should I post?

[Dougie Brootal]

I am a huge dave fan, where should I post?

in moes attack thread.

[Dougie Brootal]

just sucking lovingly on it.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/captcock3jh.gif

[unklewilly]

I really cant fucking stand Dave as a 3rd mike. I like him but only in small doses, like when he talks of his horrid past- his mother dressing him as a girl, fucking jelly then let his mom make a sandwich from it, getting blown by a dog, radio fucking gold! But when he gets on and starts tattling on everyone and talking his inane bullshit and just sounding like a fucking idiot I cant stand him. But hes here to stay and there is nothing I can do about it and thats that. He is 50-50 with everyone, some love him ( it seems those who love him are the ones that socialize with him and not just hear him on the show), some hate him, and I cant change it. Usually I just change the dial when he starts ranting and come back in a little while to see if he has shut his mouth. I must say I do live for board gossip and Guy Guyerson.

[Death Metal Moe]

He is 50-50 with everyone, some love him ( it seems those who love him are the ones that socialize with him and not just hear him on the show)

Incorrect. I've never met Dave before. Most people who are national fans haven't either.

[Midkiff]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/jdmidkiff/evil-dead-cat-will-swallow-your-sou.jpg

[RAAMONE]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/jdmidkiff/evil-dead-cat-will-swallow-your-sou.jpg

is there a cat picture thread?

[Dougie Brootal]

Incorrect. I've never met Dave before. Most people who are national fans haven't either.

me neither, but i did send him naked pics once!

[mikeyboy]

http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m48/jdmidkiff/evil-dead-cat-will-swallow-your-sou.jpg

Knock it off.