Attn Haters: The MEGA, MEGA "Penultimate" Anti-Dave Thread

[RaysFever]

this wasn't intended to be a dave hate thread. merely a question to those who may know him. also I thought I would post to show everyone how edgy and clever I can be at times

Done and done!:thumbup:

[Serpico1103]

My dad did say I married down.
OH WAIT....
no.
Beeny told ESD the same thing. It is the commonalities that will keep you together.

[Caseyelan]

Beeny told ESD the same thing. It is the commonalities that will keep you together.

Speaking of retards.

Her name is BEANIE.

Not beenie.

been-ie

bean-ie


Real genius shit you fucking dolt.

[disneyspy]

DIC #773 checkin in,watched dave do his job friday,he does his job well,i think the haters are just jealous fucks
after talkin to him friday and saturday i now know hes a great guy,fuck the tards
this is my 1st trip to a hate thread,im goin to start postin anti hater shit from now on,dont worry i can be witty and my cuts are clean

[labiaReceiver]

ESD rock's the fat ass.
p.s. new listener's rock.

[rickydavis]

mighty horse rocks a fat ass....n00b.

[biggestmexi]

inb4lock/delete/move/bashing

[biggestmexi]

Dont ask and its safe for work. Click It. (http://www.amazon.com/4498-Nipple-Extractor-1-2/dp/B0002XH4KE/ref=pd_sbs_gro_3)

[drjoek]

already several threads

[DarkHippie]

ESD rock's the fat ass.
p.s. new listener's rock.

I made the mistake of trying to visualize what a Labia Receiver would look like. It's not pretty, and probably a little awkward.

[razorboy]

Wow. What an awesome thread.

[Crispy123]

Wow. What an awesome thread.

Seriously though, this thread is greatness.

[styckx]

Bump FleaOmeter: (gay)-[........./]-(flea_man)

Congrats.

[D isf or Dangerous]

Fez was right about Dave's stupid background chuckling. He does it all the time, not specifically when Fez is talking, and its become very obvious when he's forcing it.

For the most part I just think ESD is an ass with more personality than actual talent. Dave doesn't really do anything good, he kinda just happens to make something so terrible you laugh at it.

My only advice to him is to be more genuine, because he's terrible at faking it.

[Serpico1103]

Speaking of retards.
Her name is BEANIE.
Not beenie.
been-ie
bean-ie
Real genius shit you fucking dolt.

Wow, I just saw this.
OUCH.
Sorry for not knowing how to spell a made up name.
Happy Anniversary.

[styckx]

Fez was right about Dave's stupid background chuckling. He does it all the time, not specifically when Fez is talking, and its become very obvious when he's forcing it.

For the most part I just think ESD is an ass with more personality than actual talent. Dave doesn't really do anything good, he kinda just happens to make something so terrible you laugh at it.

My only advice to him is to be more genuine, because he's terrible at faking it.

http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/86882-2/Whiteboy_misses_dunk.gif

[Caseyelan]

Wow, I just saw this.
OUCH.
Sorry for not knowing how to spell a made up name.
Happy Anniversary.

Sorry about that. I must have been in quite the mood. My apologies.

[ADF]

The beauty of this thread is that when the new threads get moved here, it makes all of the "in before lock" posts look ridiculous when they're on the 61st page.

Also, if this is the "penultimate" hater thread, wouldn't that imply there's another hater thread coming along that's even more hate-filled?

[underdog]

Also, if this is the "penultimate" hater thread, wouldn't that imply there's another hater thread coming along that's even more hate-filled?

Your answer is somewhere in this thread.

[ADF]

Your answer is somewhere in this thread.

I figured as much, but you'll have to forgive me if I don't have the energy to wade through all the detritus.

[Serpico1103]

Sorry about that. I must have been in quite the mood. My apologies.

No problem. Have a nice B-day.

[jojogun357]

But it will get you no where. Ron created ESD. If it wasn't for Ron, Dave would not have a job, would not have gotten married, would not have kids. Ron won't fire Dave. Its kind of like that PigmyLion story. I've made my 3rd post for the year, SeeYa

PS what ever happened to Gary Spivey?

[D isf or Dangerous]

AHHH he just really pisses me off with that fake fucking idiots giggle. I wish I could type it out, but i know y'all know what im talkin about. Jus stop it you dunce.

[MagillaGorillaz]

Jus stop it you dunce.

Is thi part of you rboar dcharacter? If it is it's annoyin g.

[Goest]

Old Mac Donald suffered like Christ
E-I-E-I-O
Literally fucked by lotsa kites
(fabric flying in the air on a string)

With a Rodeo Clown Here
And a stuntboy there
Here a joke
There a joke
Davey Mac is K-O.

Old Mac Donald suffers, hey christ
Kid Three T Minus Weeabooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o

[hammersavage]

that might be the strangest post i've ever seen here.

[conman823]

that might be the strangest post i've ever seen here.

The fact that someone even took the time..........shocking.

[boobieman]

A web site for Dave...
http://Madeitmyself.com

NIzzers Up.

SEYAYAYAYAAAAAAAA

[RaysFever]

Dave ROCKS!!!!

[Crispy123]

Dave SUCKS!!!!

You are so right, hes the worst!

[SP1!]

But it will get you no where. Ron created ESD. If it wasn't for Ron, Dave would not have a job, would not have gotten married, would not have kids. Ron won't fire Dave. Its kind of like that PigmyLion story. I've made my 3rd post for the year, SeeYa

PS what ever happened to Gary Spivey?

Ron tolerates dave and it truly appears he has saved enough money not to care anymore, dave is the annoying drunk fuck throwing out wrong stats at the bar, eventually he finds out hes useless and just quits showing up. Dave seems to be a little slow on the learning curve though.

[Dougie Brootal]

what a ridiculous assessment.

[RaysFever]

You are so right, hes the worst!

Wait a second - You're so stupid, you can't even quote correctly...no matter how badly you want people to agree with your delusions about Dave - I won't - Dave is TREMENDOUS. Come up with an original thought, and don't misquote me, my confused friend...

[RaysFever]

Ron tolerates dave and it truly appears he has saved enough money not to care anymore, dave is the annoying drunk fuck throwing out wrong stats at the bar, eventually he finds out hes useless and just quits showing up. Dave seems to be a little slow on the learning curve though.

This is possibly the most ridiculous post on this board...Congrats, though, that's something.

[PapaBear]

Its kind of like that PigmyLion story.
:lol::clap:

[Crispy123]

Wait a second - You're so awesome, you quote correctly...no matter how badly people want to agree with you - Dave is DELICIOUS. Come on my chest, my friend...


WoW that is a crazy ass post , and Ill take your request into consideration my friend.

[sailor]

just a reminder that this is out there before you people go making any more new threads.

[Dell]

just a reminder that this is out there before you people go making any more new threads.

probably in this thread somewhere already...but I don't think "penultimate" captures the intent...if the intent is to indicate that it is the "thread to end all threads"...then ultimate fits better then penultimate...penultimate means "there's another one coming"...

I kind of remember now that this use penultimate is a running joke...but I got this far before remembering...so I'll post it anyway...(yep...I just tripped over the same rock twice)

[sailor]

probably in this thread somewhere already...but I don't think "penultimate" captures the intent...if the intent is to indicate that it is the "thread to end all threads"...then ultimate fits better then penultimate...penultimate means "there's another one coming"...

I kind of remember now that this use penultimate is a running joke...but I got this far before remembering...so I'll post it anyway...(yep...I just tripped over the same rock twice)

oddly enough, i only bumped this thread because you found the other line funny. :)

[Dell]

oddly enough, i only bumped this thread because you found the other line funny. :)

I knew based on your posts...that antepenultimate was tongue-in-cheek...it took me a while to remember the penultimate thing...didn't ESD use it on-air or something like that...

[sailor]

I knew based on your posts...that antepenultimate was tongue-in-cheek...it took me a while to remember the penultimate thing...didn't ESD use it on-air or something like that...

yeah, i think that's where it originally came from.

[disneyspy]

all twitterers suck,i hope your twitter team gets their ass beat by our hetro team

[EliSnow]

all twitterers suck,i hope your twitter team gets their ass beat by our hetro team

How did you get this post in this thread?

[disneyspy]

How did you get this post in this thread?

shit i forgot to lock the door after i posted,dont tell anyone im the new admin

[EliSnow]

shit i forgot to lock the door after i posted,dont tell anyone im the new admin

It wasn't locked.

[disneyspy]

It wasn't locked.

hurry up and lock it brfore anyone reads my pm to you

[Boogie in Va]

In?

[disneyspy]

In?

dammit eli,i cant get to my buttons right now,now boogie in Va knows

[tanless1]

I knew based on your posts...that antepenultimate was tongue-in-cheek...it took me a while to remember the penultimate thing...didn't ESD use it on-air or something like that...

repeatedley, all though its been a couple of years now since last.

[Serpico1103]

I hate ESD. How can I see his ice skating? He is visually hysterical. The couple times i saw him in studio his antics were made for a visual medium. And his tax youtube bit, while the jokes were ok, was so funny. He should get a writing partner and do stand up or youtube bits. Anything to get his crazy act out there.

[conman823]

I hate ESD. How can I see his ice skating? He is visually hysterical. The couple times i saw him in studio his antics were made for a visual medium. And his tax youtube bit, while the jokes were ok, was so funny. He should get a writing partner and do stand up or youtube bits. Anything to get his crazy act out there.

Yeah because there isn't enough Fratboy humor on Youtube. What an original act it would be.

[Serpico1103]

Yeah because there isn't enough Fratboy humor on Youtube. What an original act it would be.

I haven't surfed lately, but I never saw a "fratboy" pantomime ice skating in front of an Olympic gold medalist.

Continue the hate....

[RENFIELD]

DON'T KNOCK DAVE FOR NOT BEING THE 'TALENT'...

Ron is the TALENT...
He's made O and A cast-offs stars (short term)
Dave might not be ready (if ever) to strike out on his own...

but he supplies Ron with plenty of fodder
for the 'whirring' brain of BENNINGTON
to make into gems...

DAVED MIGHT NOT BE RON...
BUT HE HAS HIS MOMENTS ON OCCASION !
(and gives Ron plenty to work with)

[IAgreeRonnieB]

Earlier this week, Dave agreed with Ron about some silent film from the 1930s...and you KNOW he hasn't seen it. His comments were something like, "it's old"...wow, such insightful commentary...

I thought that former intern was good on mic today. How about we trade Dave back to that shitty public radio station where he belongs?

[IAgreeRonnieB]

Wow, Dave knows absolutely nothing about baseball that doesn't involve NY teams. Fuck Dave.

[Buffalo Back Jared]

:wallbash:

I just absolutely need to add my personal piece of foil to the ever-expanding ball of ESD hatred.

Every time I hear his sycophantic huff of a laugh in the background while Ronnie B's talking I want to stab my ears. I don't know if it's a nervous twitch, or if at this point it's just automatic that he feels the need to huff is irritating laugh after every five of Ron's words, but whatever it is it's so fucking disingenuous.

Actually, the only true emotion behind it is pleasure whenever Ron shits on Fez. Even if Ron's bullshitting, you can tell Dave loves every second of it because he feels it's one line closer to Fez going off the deep-end and leaving the show.

I didn't notice it when I first started listening a couple years ago, but it just seems to get worse and worse. Maybe it's because he's in front of the mic more often now whereas in the past he was busy doing production and wasn't close enough to the mic for it to come over the air.

God I fucking hate that freak. I'd wish him ill-will, except the stupid fuck now has an unemployed wife and two young children to look after, and ill-will upon ESD would be a cruel and unwarranted punishment to the wife and babies.

:furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious: :furious:

[jmcp1947]

I hope Dave was kidding when he said he didn't buy any presents for his kids. I realize he gave up his faith, but shouldn't take it out on his kids.

[Freitag]

I hope Dave was kidding when he said he didn't buy any presents for his kids. I realize he gave up his faith, but shouldn't take it out on his kids.

One who think you'd know how to spell the name of the town you're from, character-boy.

[ANC]

One who think you'd know how to spell the name of the town you're from, character-boy.

Hooked on Phonix worked for me!

[Mitch&Murray]

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[sailor]

Soon to be merged.

[KatPw]

I'm sure grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins and friends buy the kids tons of toys. Kids today are spoiled beyond belief. Having your parents love and support means more than plastic crap from China.

[dino_electropolis]

I hope Dave was kidding when he said he didn't buy any presents for his kids. I realize he gave up his faith, but shouldn't take it out on his kids.

Riiiiight.....because the holiday is about giving gifts. Gotcha.

[ToiletCrusher]

Thanks for schooling that guy on his spelling, punctuation king.

[Freitag]

Thanks for schooling that guy on his spelling, punctuation king.

I'm far from a grammar nazi, but it's usually a sure sign that someone is being fake (or really, REALLY stupid) when they can't even spell the town they are from.

Focus: Idiots who mock people they heard on the radio because 1) they think it's real or 2) they are allowed to comment on their parenting. Go.

[Dirtbag]

Aren't his kids 1 and 2? They don't even know its Christmas.

[Esche]

I hope Dave was kidding when he said he didn't buy any presents for his kids. I realize he gave up his faith, but shouldn't take it out on his kids.

He said that so more listeners can feel bad for him and they can get more gifts. Did u think he mentioned his amazon wish list and his full name for no reason?

[angrymissy]

My parents didn't buy for us at xmas when I was a kid because they were broke and my grandparents/aunts/uncles bought me tons of shit each year. I still remember christmas as fucking awesome.

[Annie Waits]

I'm pretty sure they'll be fine......but that's just my opinion.

[Serpico1103]

I think buying a kid a gift for xmas makes up for a year of horrible parenting.
While, not buying a kid a gift erases a year of love from a good parent.

[Doogie]

I thought someone was going to do a review of that Kevin Kline movie with the same title.

:::EDIT::: This was of course due to the fact that YET ANOTHER Dave thread was started with the title "Dave"

[Crispy123]

Why would you put your change into a change machine only to take that money to a candy machine and buy, "4 or 5 snickers". He is clearly retarded.

[Midkiff]

I started an epic thread.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I started an epic thread.

No, you really didn't. This thread is a culmunation of every other shit thread being merged into this one. It's like a giant mountain of shit. The Golgotha of RonFez.net, if you will.

[Midkiff]

It was only a matter of time. Sigh. :rolleyes:

[Crispy123]

hey quit bitching about each other! You can move that shit along to post purgatory or something. This is about the red headed retart, which reminds me....


Just listened to Fridays show again and when Ron was going over Vice Presidents with Fez, ESD shouts out, "the Kennedy's." What a moron.