It's Been Very Cold Lately

[Gvac]

He was the best.

[A.J.]

Holy Shit -- it hit -40 in Minnesota! (http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/weather/02/11/minnesota.cold.ap/index.html)

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Holy Shit -- it hit -40 in Minnesota! (http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/weather/02/11/minnesota.cold.ap/index.html)


wow, we need Rhino from Min to post

I want an update and picutres

[drjoek]

wow, we need Rhino from Min to post

I want an update and picutres

I bet his motherboard is frozen solid

[JerseyRich]

I built an igloo in my back yard last night to stay warm.


Seriously, I'm chilled to the bone.


I'm nervous for us all.

[RhinoinMN]

wow, we need Rhino from Min to post

I want an update and picutres

It's true or that is what the wind chills were.

I posted in the zzzzzzzzzzz thread that there actually was a softball tournament this weekend and a polar plunge for special olympics. Both went on as planned, no cancellations.

I know that you all were wondering and yes, I am OK.
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/DSCN0559.jpg




And Rich, we don't have time to build igloos. We just gut moose and sleep in their bellies.

[topless_mike]

And Rich, we don't have time to build igloos. We just gut moose and sleep in their bellies.

that just gave me such a boner.

[JerseyRich]

It's true or that is what the wind chills were.

I posted in the zzzzzzzzzzz thread that there actually was a softball tournament this weekend and a polar plunge for special olympics. Both went on as planned, no cancellations.

I know that you all were wondering and yes, I am OK.


And Rich, we don't have time to build igloos. We just gut moose and sleep in their bellies.

Ugh.

I'd love some Moose meat right about now.

[midwestjeff]

that just gave me such a boner.

Ugh.

I'd love some Mike meat right about now.


Although Gvac is gone, the ghey rages on.

[topless_mike]

I'd love some Moose meat right about now.

mod quote

[RhinoinMN]

btw. It is a balmy 3f here and no wind. Quite nice.

[Furtherman]

Somewhere in the distance... GvacMobile struggles to start his weary engine on such a cold day.

[topless_mike]

Somewhere in the distance... GvacMobile struggles to start his weary engine on such a cold day.

nah
his shit will start on a day like today.
when its 80 sunny sat afternoon, and he wants to go crusing around TOPLESS, then his shit wont start.
just his luck.

[bobrobot]

Las Vegas, baby... 70 degrees Farenheit

(sorry, but I hadda do it)!!!

http://www.tropolism.com/archives/LVA%20-%20Welcome%20to%20fabulous%20Las%20Vegas.JPG

no clouds but a lotta chem trails...

[JerseyRich]

Las Vegas, baby... 70 degrees Farenheit

(sorry, but I hadda do it)!!!

http://www.tropolism.com/archives/LVA%20-%20Welcome%20to%20fabulous%20Las%20Vegas.JPG

no clouds but a lotta chem trails...

Yea, but do you have Moose meat?

[Jughead]

We are suppose to get snow storm #4..Every one has been a lets sell milk and bread eggs threat.........Freakin weather men... I think they have stock in french toast...

[bobrobot]

Yea, but do you have Moose meat?

getting kinda PERSONAL... aren't we???

http://www.columbiaspectator.com/blog/opinion/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/embarrassed-chimpanzee_tim-davis.jpg

[scottinnj]

.......till I'm out of here for Orlando for 10 days.

[SatCam]

http://lucciolabooks.com/images/974f.jpg

[PapaBear]

It was about 18 with 50mph wind gusts last night. One of my co-workers made the mistake of saying he thought the wind was dying down. By the end of my shift, the gusts had become just one steady wind. BRRRRRRRR!!!

[Gvac]

Still think everything's A-OK?

It's fucking freezing out there.

If ignorance is bliss you fuckers must be ecstatic.

[epo]

Still think everything's A-OK?

It's fucking freezing out there.

If ignorance is bliss you fuckers must be ecstatic.

One bad weekend and we have to listen to you guys whine? Just stop it...you big baby!

[TheMojoPin]

Just for a minute/Let's all do the Bump.

BUMP-BUMP-BUMP.

[DiabloSammich]

Just for a minute/Let's all do the Bump.

BUMP-BUMP-BUMP.


That was Obama's best speech yet. Nice pull.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

maybe Barack Obama will make the weather warmer when he is in office

I do believe Dick Cheney has a weather machine and is fucking with us Blue States

[epo]

maybe Barack Obama will make the weather warmer when he is in office

I do believe Dick Cheney has a weather machine and is fucking with us Blue States

There's a new sheriff in town and I'm fixin to change that weather machine:

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Art/POLITICS/070224/070224_obama_hmed_7a.hmedium.jpg

[scottinnj]

There's a new sheriff in town and I'm fixin to change that weather machine:

http://msnbcmedia1.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Art/POLITICS/070224/070224_obama_hmed_7a.hmedium.jpg

Damn he looks good in that Stetson! I'm voting for the REAL "Midnight Rider"

[sailor]

Damn he looks good in that Stetson! I'm voting for the REAL "Midnight Rider"

http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/brown/archives/AniDiFrancoCROP.jpg

[Hottub]

http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/2783/dscf1698zo3.jpg

[Bossanova]

Now, its not exactly cold out. But what the fuck? Cpuld it just be 65 already

[Gvac]

It's fucking FREEZING!

It's going down to 20 F tonight.

I thought we had made it to Spring.

[Bossanova]

It's fucking FREEZING!

It's going down to 20 F tonight.

I thought we had made it to Spring.

20? what is that shit. I am sick of the heat being on for the lady and animals and me sweating my nuts off while playing Wii

[Doctor Z]

SO over winter.

[Heather 8]

It's fucking FREEZING!

It's going down to 20 F tonight.

I thought we had made it to Spring.

It'll be 28 down here. Ahhh, the always toasty Jersey shore.

Buck up, Gvac... looks like mid-60s by Tuesday.

[A.J.]

I think I got frostbite walking to the subway last night.

[Gvac]

I think I got frostbite walking to the subway last night.

Told ya to catch a cab.

[A.J.]

Told ya to catch a cab.

I did -- when I saw the gates were locked.

I went from 96th Street to 34th for $11. In DC/Northern VA that would have been $30 easy.

You guys have it so good up there.

[GvacMobile]

Apparently Old Man Winter is not going down without a fight and is refusing to release us from his icy grip.

Cocksucker.

[drjoek]

April sucks

[Heather 8]

Apparently Old Man Winter is not going down without a fight and is refusing to release us from his icy grip.

Cocksucker.

Icy? It's gonna be in the 50s today. Wear a jacket and suck it up.

[A.J.]

It was in the mid-70s yesterday. Today it's in the low 60s.

BE MORE CONSISTENT!!!!

[GvacMobile]

At 6:30 this morning the wind was whipping and it was about 63 below zero.

[RhinoinMN]

At 6:30 this morning the wind was whipping and it was about 63 below zero.

Its rough up there in the Arctic Circle.

I woke up to comfy 15 degF.

30 now. Things are looking up.

I've still got reggae music playing on a loop with the occasional OMC tune inserted.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Its rough up there in the Arctic Circle.

I woke up to comfy 15 degF.

30 now. Things are looking up.

I've still got reggae music playing on a loop with the occasional OMC tune inserted.

30 degrees, damn, thats like 90 here

you must be in shorts today

[Gvac]

Yes, I know it's April.

Yes, baseball season has begun.

Current temperature here in northern New Jersey?



28 degrees F!!!


Something is very, very wrong.

[Heather 8]

Just hibernate till June, Gvac. You'll feel all the better for it.

[Gvac]

As if the near-freezing temperatures weren't annoying enough, it's been raining for 57 straight days.

[hunnerbun]

I would KILL for rain because that wold mean it was actually above freezing. This has been the coldest weather for this time of year since I have moved up here.
Right now it is a balmy -19C, the last 3 mornings it has ranged between -23 to -25C not counting the wind chill.
Global warming is a cruel cruel joke.

[Gvac]

I would KILL for rain because that wold mean it was actually above freezing. This has been the coldest weather for this time of year since I have moved up here.
Right now it is a balmy -19C, the last 3 mornings it has ranged between -23 to -25C not counting the wind chill.
Global warming is a cruel cruel joke.

I offered to take you away from that frozen hell hole but you insisted on staying.

Enjoy your 15 days of summer this year!

[RhinoinMN]

I offered to take you away from that frozen hell hole but you insisted on staying.

Enjoy your 15 days of summer this year!

Give it up Gvac. She considers MN to be the deep south. I tried too.

[Gvac]

Give it up Gvac. She considers MN to be the deep south. I tried too.

Oh well, we tried.

Who wants to move to San Diego with me?

I want to go topless year round!


http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/MyJeep2.jpg

[Friday]

nothing makes me more depressed than rain.

i can even deal with cold.

but not rain.

[hunnerbun]

Thank Gawd for Gvac and Rhino...the laughter caused by the reading of your posts is what keeps me warm.
I do have sympathy for the spring time dampness, I am from Nova Scotia, which has very similar weather to NY, gotta love the coastal dampness and fog.

[Gvac]

Thank Gawd for Gvac and Rhino...the laughter caused by the reading of your posts is what keeps me warm.
I do have sympathy for the spring time dampness, I am from Nova Scotia, which has very similar weather to NY, gotta love the coastal dampness and fog.

Glad to hear we give you a chuckle! And the dampness is the worst. I swear I'm colder when it's 50 F and raining than if it's 20 F and dry.

Why do I live in New Jersey? This place is a fucking swamp!

[RhinoinMN]

It is 71degF now. I think we can lock this one up.


YAY!!

Edit: N/M High of 48 tomorrow. continue on you bastard.

[scottinnj]

Snow in Colorado mountains, I saw on The Weather Channel.

Keep it going.

[hunnerbun]

Back into the deep freeze once again. For the past 2 weeks it has been well above 0 and into the double digits most of the time but as of yesterday BAM back into the wintery temps...BbBbrrrrrrrrrrrrr
The good thing is that most of the snow has melted so it looks like we might get a spring/summer after all.

[Gvac]

May 9, 2008


Winter has yet to fully release us from its icy grip. It's cold, damp, and raining, making the temperature feel like it's 10 below. There was a time when May had blooming flowers, bright sunshine, and perfect weather. Now it's a vast wasteland of frigid death.

Fare thee well, planet Earth.

The Ice Age cometh.

[Tenbatsuzen]

May 9, 2008


Winter has yet to fully release us from its icy grip. It's cold, damp, and raining, making the temperature feel like it's 10 below. There was a time when May had blooming flowers, bright sunshine, and perfect weather. Now it's a vast wasteland of frigid death.

Fare thee well, planet Earth.

The Ice Age cometh.

If it was 10 below, wouldn't it be snowing?

[Gvac]

May 9, 2008


Winter has yet to fully release us from its icy grip. It's cold, damp, and raining, making the temperature feel like it's 10 below. There was a time when May had blooming flowers, bright sunshine, and perfect weather. Now it's a vast wasteland of frigid death.

Fare thee well, planet Earth.

The Ice Age cometh.

Easier now?

[Hottub]

Thanks for the input, wet blanket.

Yes. It is quite a contrast to what is was just a few days ago. You can feel it in your bones. Rainy cold and windy.
Sean was supposed to have his big game under the lights at 8:00 tonight. Oh well.
I hate this whole global warming trend.

What?:wacko:

[Jughead]

This global warming is about to freeze my ash....:bye:

[scottinnj]

At least the cold wet rain is getting rid of the pollen problem. I'd rather freeze to death then choke to death.

[hunnerbun]

Snowed on and off all day yesterday and of course yesterday was the day we had the movers coming to move all the big furniture. This shitty cold weather is really pissing me off. I wanna have coffee on my new deck dammit!

[scottinnj]

I wanna have coffee on my new deck dammit!

You guys have decks in Canada? What, for a place to put all the snow you shovel from your driveways?

[Gvac]

This shitty cold weather is really pissing me off.

You live in the North Pole.

Duh.

[scottinnj]

Coldest April in 100 years (http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/research/cag3/na.html)

[Devo37]

it's amost mid-may. why am i wearing a sweatshirt in my own home?!?

al gore is a no-good, lying, sonofabitch!

[BoondockSaint]

Gvac's onto something here

Careful, if you don't watch yourself, he'll stretch it out.

[A.J.]

Just when I break out some of the summerwear, this shit weather returns.

[Jughead]

Sunday: Showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 57. Breezy, with a south wind between 13 and 23 mph, with gusts as high as 29 mph. Chance of precipitation is 70%. New rainfall amounts between three quarters and one inch possible.:furious:

[midwestjeff]

I'm about to mow my yard in a stocking cap.
It's not right.
I want my springtime back!

[Gvac]

Tomorrow will be May 12th. The high temperature for the day is expected to be 51 degrees F with the low being 45.

In MAY.

Mid-May.

Spring.

At this rate I'm not packing away my winter clothes until August.

[Bossfan]

its really hard to stalk bossanova in this weather.

[RhinoinMN]

its really hard to stalk bossanova in this weather.

Actually its easier. Smoke tends to linger more in the cold.

[Heather 8]

Tomorrow will be May 12th. The high temperature for the day is expected to be 51 degrees F with the low being 45.

In MAY.

Mid-May.

Spring.


And rainy too! :thumbup:

I'm wearing short-sleeves tomorrow just to confuse the hell out of my cold-blooded, menopause-stricken co-workers.

[Tenbatsuzen]

And rainy too! :thumbup:

I'm wearing short-sleeves tomorrow just to confuse the hell out of my cold-blooded, menopause-stricken co-workers.

Wasn't this the same weather we had exactly the same time last year?

Oh wait, I was in Hawaii at the time.

[Heather 8]

Wasn't this the same weather we had exactly the same time last year?


History for McGuire AFB, NJ
Saturday, May 12, 2007

Mean Temperature 64 °F / 17 °C
Max Temperature 73 °F / 22 °C
Min Temperature 54 °F / 12 °C
Dew Point 59 °F / 15 °C
Average Humidity 78
Maximum Humidity 96
Minimum Humidity 55
Precipitation 0.14 in / 0.36 cm
Sea Level Pressure 29.93 in / 1013 hPa
Wind Speed 3 mph / 5 km/h (East)
Max Wind Speed 14 mph / 23 km/h
Max Gust Speed 21 mph / 34 km/h
Visibility 10 miles / 16 kilometers
Events Rain

[Tenbatsuzen]

History for McGuire AFB, NJ
Saturday, May 12, 2007

Mean Temperature 64 °F / 17 °C
Max Temperature 73 °F / 22 °C
Min Temperature 54 °F / 12 °C
Dew Point 59 °F / 15 °C
Average Humidity 78
Maximum Humidity 96
Minimum Humidity 55
Precipitation 0.14 in / 0.36 cm
Sea Level Pressure 29.93 in / 1013 hPa
Wind Speed 3 mph / 5 km/h (East)
Max Wind Speed 14 mph / 23 km/h
Max Gust Speed 21 mph / 34 km/h
Visibility 10 miles / 16 kilometers
Events Rain

I just remember it being very chilly yet sunny the day of the wedding.

[Gvac]

It's going down to 41 tonight; it'll feel like 31 with the wind chill.

Cyclones in Myanmar...earthquakes in China...freezing temperatures in Mid-May.

Is that the Four Horsemen I see on the horizon?

[Hottub]

I'm at the baseball field. Thank God I broke out my ski jacket.
That wind is brutal. And we are losing 14-7
That is all.

[Tenbatsuzen]

When I walked outside today and then walked back inside to get my coat, I thought of this thread and mumbled something under my breath about Gvac that I won't repeat lest it become a modquote for me.

[Heather 8]

Is that the Four Horsemen I see on the horizon?


If one of them is Mongo McMichael, I'll be very pissed.

[Tenbatsuzen]

If one of them is Mongo McMichael, I'll be very pissed.

It's Paul Roma with a snowblower.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

It's Paul Roma with a snowblower.

or Dean Malenko with a shovel

[Tenbatsuzen]

or Dean Malenko with a shovel

Or Chris Benoit with a scarf... never mind, that's just nancy's corpse...

[drjoek]

Al Gore's a lying prick The inconvenient truth is its freezing

[Friday]

Al Gore's a lying prick The inconvenient truth is its freezing

QFT QFT QFT!!!!!!

*shiver*

[hunnerbun]

For once it was beautiful here today. Mind you beautiful for me is probably still freezing for you southern pussies..... I keed, I keed! :wub: :tongue:

[scottinnj]

For once it was beautiful here today. Mind you beautiful for me is probably still freezing for you southern pussies..... I keed, I keed! :wub: :tongue:

so what you are saying in a round a bout way is that this summer when it gets to 100 degrees down here that is hot enough to light you on fire?

wakka wakka!

[Gvac]

Forecast for Friday, May 16?

HIGH temperature of 58 degrees.

Low of 48.

Troubled times ahead, folks.

[KnoxHarrington]

Forecast for Friday, May 16?

HIGH temperature of 58 degrees.

Low of 48.

Troubled times ahead, folks.

We better snuggle to preserve our warmth then.

[Heather 8]

Forecast for Friday, May 16?

HIGH temperature of 58 degrees.

Low of 48.

Troubled times ahead, folks.

Dude, it's still spring. Memorial Day hasn't passed us by yet.

Wear a jacket, ya nut.

[Melissa the Accountant]

Forecast for Friday, May 16?

HIGH temperature of 58 degrees.

Low of 48.

Troubled times ahead, folks.

I agree. We've been having similar weather here in Kansas City. This time last year I was in Portland, Maine and it was as cold there then as it is here now. So I can only assume that those poor assholes have it way worse than we do now.

I...could go look it up. But I'm too lazy so I'm going to instead assume that they're colder since it's north of here.

[Gvac]

I'm predicting snow in August.

Remember where you heard it first.

[Dougie Brootal]

I'm predicting snow in August.

Remember where you heard it first.


if the General says it, you can take it to the bank! i agree with you General Gvac!

[MadMatt]

Forecast for Friday, May 16?

HIGH temperature of 58 degrees.

Low of 48.

Troubled times ahead, folks.

Troubled? That is freakin' awesome!

Of course I keep praying that "The Day After Tomorrow" will come true...

[Gvac]

if the General says it, you can take it to the bank! i agree with you General Gvac!

You're a good soldier, Dougie!

Together we shall destroy RonFez.net....from the inside!!!

[Dougie Brootal]

You're a good soldier, Dougie!

Together we shall destroy RonFez.net....from the inside!!!


YES SIR GENERAL GVAC!

[PapaBear]

It hasn't been all that cold here, but we've had over 10 inches of rain in the last 6 weeks.

[Heather 8]

I'm predicting snow in August.

Remember where you heard it first.

Awesome. It'd be nice not to be a nasty, sweaty mess on my birthday for once.

Keep it up, Chicken Little.

[Gvac]

Awesome. It'd be nice not to be a nasty, sweaty mess on my birthday for once.

Keep it up, Chicken Little.

Listen up, Ice Queen! You can't deny the facts for much longer!

Now go eat your disgusting avocados and listen to your bad music before the deep freeze brings an end to civilization as we know it.

[Heather 8]

Listen up, Ice Queen! You can't deny the facts for much longer!

Now go eat your disgusting avocados and listen to your bad music before the deep freeze brings an end to civilization as we know it.

With pleasure, you guacamole-hating, Mick Jagger-adoring, cold-blooded freak!

[Freitag]

Troubled? That is freakin' awesome!

Of course I keep praying that "The Day After Tomorrow" will come true...

I'm sure being locked in a library with Emmy Rossum has nothing to do with it.

[hunnerbun]

Forecast for Friday, May 16?

HIGH temperature of 58 degrees.

Low of 48.

Troubled times ahead, folks.

Are you sure you didn't check the weather forecast for where I am cause its gonna be 14C which is about 60F up here.
Wacky weather systems...LOL
I talked to my mom out east on Mother's Day and it was snowing in Cape Breton, it was beautiful sunny and warm here.

[Gvac]

It's cold, damp, and raining like hell.

I sure am glad I didn't join that nudist camp.

[Freitag]

I sure am glad I didn't join that nudist camp.

...so are they! ZING!




I kid, I kid.

[mendyweiss]

It Was 80 Degrees Last Week, Now Back To The 50's. Hope Everyone Had A Nice Summer,
We'll Be Heading For The Pumpkin Patch THis Weekend

[A.J.]

It's cold, damp, and raining like hell.

I sure am glad I didn't join that nudist camp.

Imagine the shrinkage in this weather.

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/George%20Costanza%20-%20-shrinkage%20med%20horz%20rec.jpg

[Gvac]

Imagine the shrinkage in this weather.

http://www.jossip.com/gossip/George%20Costanza%20-%20-shrinkage%20med%20horz%20rec.jpg

Exactly!

Nice bunch of fellows at the nudist camp, though. They even helped put the suntan lotion on those "hard to reach" places.


http://www.orgaynize.com/servic15.jpg

[Zorro]

It's cold, damp, and raining like hell.

I sure am glad I didn't join that nudist camp.

The nudists are glad too

[Freitag]

The nudists are glad too

So, I guess I'm on Zorro's ignore list.

[scottinnj]

Exactly!

Nice bunch of fellows at the nudist camp, though. They even helped put the suntan lotion on those "hard to reach" places.


http://www.orgaynize.com/servic15.jpg

most people who frequent nudist camps are fat and wrinkled, gives them advanced knowledge on conquering "hard-to-reach" areas.

[GvacMobile]

It's May 19th and I have the heat on in my truck. when is it gonna get warmer?

Oh, that's right. The Day After Tomorrow.

[Heather 8]

I had the A/C on in my car earlier, and I have the fan going in the bedroom.

Heat kicked on earlier, and I immediately turned it off.

Aw, nice mild springtime.

Think I'll put on one of my preggo bathing suits later and head to the beach to get a tan.

[Friday]

it's so cold!

and that's not just my mexican-ness speaking!!

[TheMojoPin]

I love this weather.

Though if it means summer goes long into fall, I'm gonna be pissed.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Exactly!

Nice bunch of fellows at the nudist camp, though. They even helped put the suntan lotion on those "hard to reach" places.


http://www.orgaynize.com/servic15.jpg

no wonder fez loves key west

[GvacMobile]

I had the A/C on in my car earlier, and I have the fan going in the bedroom.

Heat kicked on earlier, and I immediately turned it off.


Oh, to be a menopausal woman.

[Heather 8]

Oh, to be a menopausal woman.

You do need a lesson in biology and gynecology, dontcha?

Try having a 4 lb baby acting as a heat generator 24/7.

[RhinoinMN]

Gvac needs to come up my way so I can teach him some coping skills.

[Zorro]

So, I guess I'm on Zorro's ignore list.

No Zorro is on the "I didn't pay attention list"....sorry

[Heather 8]

Gvac needs to come up my way so I can teach him some coping skills.

QFMFT! :thumbup:

[Friday]

Gvac needs to come up my way so I can teach him some coping skills.

by coping skills, do you mean spooning?

[RhinoinMN]

by coping skills, do you mean spooning?

skill #3

[Gvac]

Daily Journal

May 20th, 2008

Current temperature - 43 degrees F

[Gvac]

Here's the latest picture from space of our beloved planet Earth -


http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/GlobalCooling.jpg

[joethebartender]

Global warming...MY ASS!!! Does Al Gore get to keep the Nobel Prize after such a fuck up? I say give it to the guy who invented pesto in a tube.

[A.J.]

Another cold, rainy day.

How do people live in Seattle?

[Heather 8]

Gvac, did you grow boobs and move into the cubicle across from me? This yenta won't stop complaining about how "it's like frickin' winter out there!"

Sweetie, it's 50 degrees. HARDLY winter. Keep your sweater on and stifle it.

[GvacMobile]

Heather can I borrow one of your hot flashes?

[Friday]

i just rolled over onto a different part of the pillow ... and it was Freezing!

[Doogie]

Heather can I borrow one of your hot flashes?

I thought you had your own hot flashes?? Did you forget your One-A-Day??

[Thebazile78]

Gvac, did you grow boobs and move into the cubicle across from me? This yenta won't stop complaining about how "it's like frickin' winter out there!"

Sweetie, it's 50 degrees. HARDLY winter. Keep your sweater on and stifle it.

See, the temperature OUTSIDE doesn't bother me so much as the fact that ... they have the friggin' AIR CONDITIONING on INSIDE. I had to break out my blankie at the office.

And today's high is only supposed to be around 50. (That's Fahrenheit, of course. 50 Celsius would be beastly.)

[Freitag]

Daily Journal

May 20th, 2008

Current temperature - 43 degrees F

Apparently, GVac's turned into Robert Perry.

Or Steve.

Not sure.

[Heather 8]

See, the temperature OUTSIDE doesn't bother me so much as the fact that ... they have the friggin' AIR CONDITIONING on INSIDE. I had to break out my blankie at the office.

And today's high is only supposed to be around 50. (That's Fahrenheit, of course. 50 Celsius would be beastly.)

Just the opposite here. They have the heat cranked up to 80, and all these lizards I work with STILL have their space heaters turned on.

Meanwhile, I'm on my feet most of the day, doing physical work, and I'm almost 8 months pregnant. NOT the most comfortable environment.

And it's supposed to be 55 here. Since these cold-blooded wenches never leave the office, it's not even really an issue for them... or, at least, it shouldn't be.

[JPMNICK]

Just the opposite here. They have the heat cranked up to 80, and all these lizards I work with STILL have their space heaters turned on.

Meanwhile, I'm on my feet most of the day, doing physical work, and I'm almost 8 months pregnant. NOT the most comfortable environment.

And it's supposed to be 55 here. Since these cold-blooded wenches never leave the office, it's not even really an issue for them... or, at least, it shouldn't be.

i used to work in an office with 15 women between the ages of 35 and 55. it was like a fucking sauna in there, and then they would fight when the menopausal women would lower it cause they were having a hot flash

[RhinoinMN]

Shit Gvac. Menopause must be a bitch.

[Freitag]

Just the opposite here. They have the heat cranked up to 80, and all these lizards I work with STILL have their space heaters turned on.

Meanwhile, I'm on my feet most of the day, doing physical work, and I'm almost 8 months pregnant. NOT the most comfortable environment.

And it's supposed to be 55 here. Since these cold-blooded wenches never leave the office, it's not even really an issue for them... or, at least, it shouldn't be.

I find Heather's work stories amusing.

[Heather 8]

I find Heather's work stories amusing.

Fine, I'll stop sharing.

Chicken Little, please go back to proclaiming the end of the world.

[A.J.]

Just the opposite here. They have the heat cranked up to 80, and all these lizards I work with STILL have their space heaters turned on.

Meanwhile, I'm on my feet most of the day, doing physical work, and I'm almost 8 months pregnant. NOT the most comfortable environment.

And it's supposed to be 55 here. Since these cold-blooded wenches never leave the office, it's not even really an issue for them... or, at least, it shouldn't be.

My favorite was when I was in Saudi Arabia and a woman thought the A/C in the office was too cold. Keep in mind it was 120 outside and we were in small quarters jammed with computers and printers. The whole fucking office was sweating to death in order to accomodate the princess.

Then there was another woman who used a space heater there to keep warm because she was too cold from the A/C vent.

[Thebazile78]

My favorite was when I was in Saudi Arabia and a woman thought the A/C in the office was too cold. Keep in mind it was 120 outside and we were in small quarters jammed with computers and printers. The whole fucking office was sweating to death in order to accomodate the princess.

Then there was another woman who used a space heater there to keep warm because she was too cold from the A/C vent.

That's why I keep a blankie in my desk drawer and a fleece on the back of my chair.

Oh, and I dress in layers, too.

[Kris10]

My favorite was when I was in Saudi Arabia and a woman thought the A/C in the office was too cold. Keep in mind it was 120 outside and we were in small quarters jammed with computers and printers. The whole fucking office was sweating to death in order to accomodate the princess.

Then there was another woman who used a space heater there to keep warm because she was too cold from the A/C vent.

:lol:

I hope they didn't have body odor

[scottinnj]

Got home at 5pm and the house temp was 63 degrees. Had to turn the boiler on, AGAIN!!!

I blame South Jersey Gas. They must have some voodoo doctors controlling the weather to keep the gas flowing.

[Gvac]

Daily Journal

May 21st, 2008

Current temperature is once again 43 degrees F

I feel like I'm living the movie Groundhog Day.

[Heather 8]

I'm sitting here in short sleeves, with the fan on, looking forward to the 65 degree high today.

I do believe I'm breaking into a slight sweat.

[Friday]

Daily Journal

May 21st, 2008

Current temperature is once again 43 degrees F

I feel like I'm living the movie Groundhog Day.

I'm sitting here in short sleeves, with the fan on, looking forward to the 65 degree high today.

I do believe I'm breaking into a slight sweat.

you two sure do make for a confusing weather report!! :lol:

[Furtherman]

I thought about this thread last night as I put on a sweatshirt and sweatpants to sleep in. As I shivered to a dormant state in which I did not know was either hypothermia or sleep, I managed one last thought. "Gvac may be cold. Because I'm wearing the sweats I stole from his house...."


But as you can see, I survived.

[Freitag]

Fine, I'll stop sharing.

Chicken Little, please go back to proclaiming the end of the world.

Have I gotten to the point where no one knows if I'm being sarcastic or not.

Heather. I enjoy your work stories. They amuse me because I identify with them.

[Freitag]

Do you know what would be a good board character?

GvacFromTheFuture

[Heather 8]

Have I gotten to the point where no one knows if I'm being sarcastic or not.

Heather. I enjoy your work stories. They amuse me because I identify with them.

Nah, I'm just set for "instant snottiness" these days. And yes, there is a difference between these days and the good old days.

[RhinoinMN]

Daily Journal

May 21st, 2008

Current temperature is once again 43 degrees F

I feel like I'm living the movie Groundhog Day.

"I got you Babe....."

[GvacMobile]

Another cold, damp, and rainy day.

Feels like November.

[Friday]

Nah, I'm just set for "instant snottiness" these days.

Me too.

But in the nose-snot kind of way.

Yay spring!

[RhinoinMN]

Another cold, damp, and rainy day.

Feels like November.

"I got you Babe....."

[Heather 8]

Another cold, damp, and rainy day.

Feels like November.

No rain here, already in the mid 50s headed towards the mid 60s.

Feels like SPRING! :clap:

[GvacMobile]

Feels like SPRING! :clap:

In Siberia maybe.

[Heather 8]

In Siberia maybe.

Next time I see you, I'm giving you a shawl. :tongue:

[Thebazile78]

Next time I see you, I'm giving you a shawl. :tongue:

Perhaps he needs a shawl AND a babushka?

[Heather 8]

Whatever it takes to warm his lizard-cold blood.

[RhinoinMN]

Whatever it takes to warm his lizard-cold blood.

Are you saying that Gvac is the Lizard King?

[Heather 8]

Are you saying that Gvac is the Lizard King?

With his weird fixation on the Stones, doubtful.

[midwestjeff]

With his weird fixation on the Stones, doubtful.

By Stones, do you mean the band or Boss's balls?

[GvacMobile]

I'll take that shawl, Heather, and I want you to know I've been in talks with Ronnie to develop a pair of dry ice pants for you in lieu of smoke pants.

[Freitag]

In Siberia maybe.

In Soviet Russia, Car Parts Sell YOU!

[Freitag]

Nah, I'm just set for "instant snottiness" these days. And yes, there is a difference between these days and the good old days.

You get a pass due to the chemistry experiment that you and 8 have been going through the past six months.

[Gvac]

I just saw that Wednesday night the temps are gonna dip back into the 40's.

We're all going to explode from the sudden and dramatic temperature swings.

[Friday]

We're all going to explode from the sudden and dramatic temperature swings.

good.
i have been dying for another good flu battle.
w00t.

:sleep:

[Heather 8]

I just saw that Wednesday night the temps are gonna dip back into the 40's.


Thank frickin' gawd!

With this inner heat generator and a husband who refuses to turn on a frickin' fan, let alone an A/C, I've had it with spring and already despise summer.

[TheMojoPin]

It's 4 days from June, it's noon, and it's 42 degrees out with a 34 degree windchill.

BEAUTIFUL.

[midwestjeff]

It's 4 days from June, it's noon, and it's 42 degrees out with a 34 degree windchill.

BEAUTIFUL.

Head south, young Mojo.

[scottinnj]

I'll take that shawl, Heather, and I want you to know I've been in talks with Ronnie to develop a pair of dry ice pants for you in lieu of smoke pants.

But wouldn't dry ice negate the whole purpose of the smoke pants?

http://thefuntimesguide.com/images/blogs/tongue_stuck_on_pole.jpg

[Gvac]

Holy temperature drop! I just had to shut the AC...it's freezing outside all of a sudden!

[Heather 8]

Current temp here is 68. Your definition of freezing matches my co-workers', but differs greatly from mine.

[Friday]

Holy temperature drop! I just had to shut the AC...it's freezing outside all of a sudden!

it's a beautiful night .... i have a new fan in my room that makes it just perfect for sleeping.

but nights like these, i wish i had a sleeping porch

[Gvac]

Well, at least Heather's happy. After a gorgeous Memorial Day weekend, Winter has returned.

Grab the hats and boots, kids. It's frigid out there.

[Heather 8]

Current temp here in Wall Twp is a lovely 55 degrees, with an expected high of 64.

Lovin' it.

Cheer up, Gvac. I'll be overheated the rest of the week.

[Freitag]

I'm thinking a new comic book cover, with Gvac as a fire-based superhero and H8 as the ice-based supervillianess.

[Heather 8]

I'm thinking a new comic book cover, with Gvac as a fire-based superhero and H8 as the ice-based supervillianess.

As long as I get drawn with great knockers, I'm all for it.

[Freitag]

As long as I get drawn with great knockers, I'm all for it.

We'll base the model off Melina. 8 can be your Joey Mercury henchman, he'll already have the fur coat needed to be around you.

[GvacMobile]

Maybe a campy TV show too! Pat Benatar's "Fire and Ice" better be the theme!

[Furtherman]

Maybe a campy TV show too! Pat Bevatar's "Fire and Ice" better be the theme!

Benatar.

Pat Bevatar: an avatar that is Pat Benatar.

http://froogle.google.com/base_image?size=2&q=music/image/0/0ozQjZrGawR.jpg

[Gvac]

Gotta put the quilt back on the bed tonight. It's going down to 43 degrees F.

Oh yeah...it'll be June in 3 days.

Al Gore is a lying cocksucker.

I wanna knock his fucking teeth out.

[Gvac]

Daily Journal

May 29th, 2008

Current temperature - 47 degrees F

[Heather 8]

Daily Journal

May 29th, 2008

Current temperature - 47 degrees F

High of 74 degrees today.

Wear a windbreaker for a couple hours.

The office's thermostat is already set at 81 and I already have the fan on.

Six more days... :dry:

[Freitag]

Six more days... :dry:


Til what? Maternity leave?

[Heather 8]

Til what? Maternity leave?


:thumbup:

[Freitag]

Heather, you realize that to prove you're hardcore, you have to take a Total Elimation in your current condition...

[Heather 8]

Heather, you realize that to prove you're hardcore, you have to take a Total Elimation in your current condition...

Oh, I've never claimed to be hardcore. I'm all about the sneak attacks and catfights.

[Freitag]

With 5 consecutive days of warmth and Heather 8 escaping the clutches of the Series 7 Temple of Doom, is it time for a lock?

[Gvac]

Daily Journal

June 4th, 2008

Current temperature is 58 degrees F, with a high of 68 expected.

IN JUNE.

[TeeBone]

Daily Journal

June 4th, 2008

Current temperature is 58 degrees F, with a high of 68 expected.

IN JUNE.

I blame Global Warming.

[Thebazile78]

Daily Journal

June 4th, 2008

Current temperature is 58 degrees F, with a high of 68 expected.

IN JUNE.

Go buy a sweater (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=70104).

BTW, the 5-day forecast from the National Weather Service calls for highs in the upper 80's by Sunday (http://forecast.weather.gov/MapClick.php?site=OKX&llon=-74.372083&rlon=-73.797083&tlat=41.227917&blat=40.655417&smap=1&mp=0&map.x=130&map.y=146). (I have this on good authority from a real meteorologist at the National Weather Service, which beats out the Weather Channel and AccuWeather.)

[Freitag]

I hope you're happy, Greg.




I hope you're happy.

[JPMNICK]

this is the fucking worst. i hate the summer so much. i miss the cold and winter already.

my office's AC unit is to small for the building, and it is hot as hell in here

[Heather 8]

I hope you're happy, Greg.




I hope you're happy.

Fuckin' seriously. Again, just glad I'm not at my office, where the thermostat is sure to be at a "chilly" 85 degrees. :dry:

[Gvac]

Just got home from work. I'm brewing a fresh pot of coffee and I'm going to sit on my porch and enjoy the beautiful weather while drinking a steaming hot cup of joe.

Anyone wanna join me?

[JPMNICK]

Just got home from work. I'm brewing a fresh pot of coffee and I'm going to sit on my porch and enjoy the beautiful weather while drinking a steaming hot cup of joe.

Anyone wanna join me?

no joke i thinki would pass out if i was there

[Freitag]

no joke i thinki would pass out if i was there

It's from the roofie he'd put in your drink.

[JPMNICK]

It's from the roofie he'd put in your drink.

i would be fine with that if there was snow on the ground

[Friday]

Just got home from work. I'm brewing a fresh pot of coffee and I'm going to sit on my porch and enjoy the beautiful weather while drinking a steaming hot cup of joe.

Anyone wanna join me?

you, sir, are mentally unstable.

[topless_mike]

you, sir, are mentally unstable.

does this mean you'll take your top off?

[Friday]

does this mean you'll take your top off?

i don't have an AC unit for my bedroom yet so i am basically living in my underoos this week.

never thought i would say this .... but i miss winter :sad:

[topless_mike]

i don't have an AC unit for my bedroom yet so i am basically living in my underoos this week.




never have words been sexier.

[RhinoinMN]

Just got home from work. I'm brewing a fresh pot of coffee and I'm going to sit on my porch and enjoy the beautiful weather while drinking a steaming hot cup of joe.

Anyone wanna join me?

Are you smoking?:glurps:

[Heather 8]

never thought i would say this .... but i miss winter :sad:


YES! :clap: Welcome to the cold side, Friday!

I just (quite stupidly) got done working in front of a very hot stove to cook dinner for the first time in, like, forever. Requesting an IV of ice water, stat.

[Gvac]

Are you smoking?:glurps:

Yes.

Sorry.

And I just came inside after sitting on the porch for about an hour or so with my java. It's really not so bad outside.

[RhinoinMN]

Yes.

Sorry.

And I just came inside after sitting on the porch for about an hour or so with my java. It's really not so bad outside.

No need to apologize. We'll get 'em next time Tiger!

[drjoek]

Cool today

[Heather 8]

Cool today

Don't you start! :furious:

[epo]

If somebody could go to Gvac's house and turn up his thermostat that would be great. Apparently the A/C is .5 degrees too cold.

Thanks.

[Friday]

If somebody could go to Gvac's house and turn up his thermostat that would be great. Apparently the A/C is .5 degrees too cold.

Thanks.

stop bumping his threads you bleedin' arse kisser! :bye:

[scottinnj]

If somebody could go to Gvac's house and turn up his thermostat that would be great. Apparently the A/C is .5 degrees too cold.

Thanks.

stop bumping his threads you bleedin' arse kisser! :bye:

Bump.

[sailor]

stop bumping his threads you bleedin' arse kisser! :bye:

everyone says ass anymore.

[Friday]

everyone says ass anymore.

if you were Irish you would understand the diction.

[epo]

stop bumping his threads you bleedin' arse kisser! :bye:

Well get over there and help fix his thermostat! The man is freezing.

[scottinnj]

if you were Irish you would understand the diction.


http://splinteredsunrise.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/braveheart.jpg

Kiss My Arse!!!

[epo]

if you were Irish you would understand the diction.

Still got the sunburn?

[Friday]

Still got the sunburn?

yes.
being irish is difficult.
but at least we can put on a pretty accent when we like.

[Drunky McBetidont]

post whores dot com gives a mafialife towel and a handy. from what i hear.

[RhinoinMN]

It was 47 this morning. Its still August, right?

I don't know what to think.

[Dougie Brootal]

now that you mention it, it has been a little chilly this weekend... maybe "He Who Shall Not Be Named" is planning a return???

[Friday]

freezing!!!!

[Furtherman]

Nonsense! It's perfect out. Earth has corrected its orbit.

[A.J.]

Nonsense! It's perfect out. Earth has corrected its orbit.

Bullshit. Pretty soon we're going to be wiped out by Ceti eels.

[Furtherman]

Bullshit. Pretty soon we're going to be wiped out by Ceti eels.

They've killed twenty of my people, including my beloved Gvac.

[Freakshow]

woohoo fall!

[epo]

It feels cold like fall. Too cold.

[A.J.]

I can't wait to get to the desert. Fuck you cold weather!

[RhinoinMN]

I had to scrape my windows this morning.

Too early.

[FezsAssistant]

Earth's temperature fell 0.7 degrees in 2007.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I'm wearing a Fleece today its that cold


a mother fucking Fleece people

[lleeder]

Its so cooooold in da d.

[RhinoinMN]

I'm wearing a Fleece today its that cold


a mother fucking Fleece people

I've been wearing one for weeks now.

[~Katja~]

i miss global warming

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I've been wearing one for weeks now.

dude u hang out with Penguins in Minney Sota

we are talking moderate climate here

[red_red_red]

it's going to be 87 and sunny here...i point and laugh @ you cold people

[midwestjeff]

I'm sitting inside and I just put on my sweat jacket and stocking cap.
Granted, I'm a little drunk and my balcony door is wide open, but still, it's cold so cold in the N. :sad:

[keverlast]

Fuck thats T-shirt weather over here. http://images.cafepress.com/image/7374256_400x400.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

I'm sitting inside and I just put on my sweat jacket and stocking cap.
Granted, I'm a little drunk and my balcony door is wide open, but still, it's cold so cold in the N. :sad:

Grab a hog.

[Heather 8]

T-shirt weather today, twas very awesome.

Tomorrow I'll dress Jack in his devil sweats (complete with horns and tail) but I'll be damned if I'm gonna wear a jacket.

[RoseBlood]

T-shirt weather today, twas very awesome.

And today it was like 15 degrees colder. I'm quite cold right now; I had to change into heavier pajamas :thumbdown:

[Reynolds]

Hot here.

Always hot here.

Then it rains for 20 minutes.

So depressing.

[TheMojoPin]

I love the fall!

Bring it on.

[torker]

It's brisk, baby.

[Friday]

freezing.

my mexican-ness objects

[Fallon]

I got to wear shorts yesterday, but it's chilly this afternoon.

Heavy coat and a knit cap. :annoyed:

[Heather 8]

Lovely weather today. I'm breaking out the new long-sleeved tee with plunging neckline I picked up from Vic's. :thumbup:

[bigfatfuck]

I could sweat in a blizzard.

[RhinoinMN]

Its just getting that much closer to ice fishing.

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!