It's Been Very Cold Lately

[Gvac]

Too cold.

I'm worried.

[Hottub]

It's that damn Global Warming. I'm freezing!


Bite me, Al Gore!

[thejives]

I'm downright alarmed.

[FUNKMAN]

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/cza0486l.jpg

[Gmann]

Nothing gets by you does it Gvac

[Heather 8]

As someone who spent 4 years in Wisconsin, I am obligated to mock you. When it's -20 for weeks on end, then we'll talk cold.

[topless_mike]

Too cold.

I'm worried.

talk to your woman about that...

[Marc with a c]

i think your balls are just shrinking

[King Hippos Bandaid]

global cooling is upon us

[drjoek]

Monthly Averages for
North Bergen, NJ
High Low Avg Precip highest lowest
Dec 42°F 28°F 35°F 3.86 in. 70°F (1982) 0°F (1989)

Tonight
Dec 18 Partly Cloudy 32°
Wed
Dec 19 PM Rain / Snow Showers 40°/34°
Thu
Dec 20 Partly Cloudy 38°/31°
Fri
Dec 21 Cloudy 36°/33°
Sat
Dec 22 Mostly Cloudy 39°/39°
Sun
Dec 23 Showers 51°/39°
Mon
Dec 24 Partly Cloudy 40°/31°
Tue
Dec 25 Partly Cloudy 38°/30°
Wed
Dec 26 Sunny 35°/28°
Thu
Dec 27 Mostly Sunny 38°/33°

Actually About Average
Sorry incorrect sir

[mikeyboy]

I blame the supervillians of the world.

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_roguesgallery_filmtv/mrfreeze_180.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I blame the supervillians of the world.

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_roguesgallery_filmtv/mrfreeze_180.jpg

or

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/gamecube/action/batman_dark_tomorrow_mr_freeze.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

I blame the supervillians of the world.

http://batman.ugo.com/images/galleries/batman_roguesgallery_filmtv/mrfreeze_180.jpg

or

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/gamecube/action/batman_dark_tomorrow_mr_freeze.jpg

or

http://www.mexicanpictures.com/headingeast/images/abominable.jpg

[mikeyboy]

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/3e/300px-Snowmiser.jpg

[tele7]

http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/sixthsense.jpg

[Doctor Z]

I don't like it one bit.

[mendyweiss]

OK EliSnow, what say you ??

[Mike Teacher]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m110/MizzleT/Imageperfectimitation.jpg

First God Damn Week of Winter...

[scottinnj]

http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/sixthsense.jpg



If it gets colder, will I see dead people too?

[Gvac]

I'm glad to see Doctor Z appreciates the gravity of the situation.

[RhinoinMN]

As someone who spent 4 years in Wisconsin, I am obligated to mock you. When it's -20 for weeks on end, then we'll talk cold.

Ya darn tootin!

[Fezticle98]

I suggest you continue to cower under your Afghan until spring.

[Heather 8]

Ya darn tootin!

Ya hey der!

[Bulldogcakes]

Too cold.

I'm worried.

You women are always cold. Us real men like this weather. Fills you with vim and vigor.

[RhinoinMN]

You women are always cold. Us real men like this weather. Fills you with vim and vigor.

I agree. There's nothin like headin out to da lake. White Bear lake. Ice fishin.

[Bulldogcakes]

I agree. There's nothin like headin out to da lake. White Bear lake. Ice fishin.

You ever see that guy at the football games, 10 below zero and he has no shirt on?

Thats me.

[Gvac]

You ever see that guy at the football games, 10 below zero and he has no shirt on?

Thats me.

That's just silly.

[Chigworthy]

That's just silly.

Silly, or manly beyond your comprehension?

[BoondockSaint]

Walk it off.

[Bossanova]

You ever see that guy at the football games, 10 below zero and he has no shirt on?

Thats me.

I hope you are in shape, otherwise I am pulling my pants up

[hunnerbun]

Shit...it got up to only -21C today and I went outside a couple of times today with no jacket on. Its been insanely cold up here this winter so today was actually warm...about 15 degrees warmer then last week.
Everyone here says its going to be the coldest winter in 15 years...considering we got our first snow on Oct 30 and it hasn't ever left I am starting to believe them....whoever "THEY" are!

[EffMeBoobs]

i think your balls are just shrinking
Or just flat.

[Gvac]

I hope you are in shape, otherwise I am pulling my pants up

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I love you man!

Shit...it got up to only -21C today

Could you please translate that into English for us?

Thanks.

[Heather 8]

-21C = -5.8 degrees Fahrenheit.

[A.J.]

It's Been Very Cold Lately

Yes. Yes it has.

[Jughead]

Rub some dirt on it....

[JerseyRich]

Too cold.

I'm worried.

Jews are fighting.


It's just what happens.

[Tall_James]

Too cold.

Cool as Ice?

http://www.insanus.org/comoestragar/coolasice.jpg

[topless_mike]

Too cold.

I'm worried.

did you forget to put your pants on again?

[Jughead]

http://www.offthemarkcartoons.com/cartoons/2000-10-23.gif

[Marc with a c]

all this cold seemed to start right around the same time as winter started.

just saying.

[PhishHead]

all this cold seemed to start right around the same time as winter started.

just saying.

this is why I always look towards Marc's posts for knowledge

[RAAMONE]

all this cold seemed to start right around the same time as winter started.

just saying.

winter didnt start yet

just sayin

[Marc with a c]

winter didnt start yet

just sayin

hmm. good point.

just saying

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hmm. good point.

just saying

nice job of quoting

just sayin

[BoondockSaint]

I've been doing some research in some old science books I have and I've come to the conclusion that the cold is a direct result of low temperatures.

[RAAMONE]

I've been doing some research in some old science books I have and I've come to the conclusion that the cold is a direct result of low temperatures.

you are a brilliant man

[PhishHead]

winter didnt start yet

just sayin

Winter Solstice is only 3 days away
and also Winter is a subjective term with no scientifical start and end time.

so i still go with Marc

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I like the 32 degree spike we get from Farenheit

it would be like 2 Degrees out if we used that communist Celsius

[RAAMONE]

Winter Solstice is only 3 days away
and also Winter is a subjective term with no scientifical start and end time.

so i still go with Marc

i still go with the calendar...its usually pretty dead on with dates and stuff like that...its kinda its job

[Marc with a c]

Winter Solstice is only 3 days away
and also Winter is a subjective term with no scientifical start and end time.

so i still go with Marc

yeah. don't fuck with me or chad will fuck you up.

[drjoek]

How to convert Celsius temperatures to Fahrenheit
Multiply the Celsius temperature by 9/5.
Add 32o to adjust for the offset in the Fahrenheit scale.

[PhishHead]

i still go with the calendar...its usually pretty dead on with dates and stuff like that...its kinda its job

yea but your basis is that the beginning of Winter happens on the Winter Solstice, the Winter Solstice only has to do with the sun's position in the sky, it has nothing to do with temperatures.

The term Winter has no scientific start or end date.

[IrishAlkey]

This thread is full of information that will aid one in failing out of grammar school.

[drjoek]

Wintertime Love
The Doors

Wintertime winds blow cold the season,
Fallin' in love I'm hopin' to be.
Wind is so cold, is that the reason
Keeping you warm, your hands touching me.

Come with me, dance, my dear,
Winter's so cold this year,
You are so warm, my wintertime love to be.

Winter time winds, blue and freezin'
Comin' from Northern storms in the sea,
Love has been lost, is that the reason
Trying desperately to be free.

Come with me, dance, my dear,
Winter's so cold this year,
And you are so warm, my wintertime love to be

La, la, la, la…

Come with me, dance, my dear,
Winter's so cold this year,
You are so warm, my wintertime love to be.

[drjoek]

This thread is full of information that will aid one in failing out of grammar school.

Spoken from experience?

[mendyweiss]

If it makes anyone feel better, in two days the days start getting longer. Girls get those bikinis ready !!

[PhishHead]

This thread is full of information that will aid one in failing out of grammar school.

I forgot a message board post needed perfect grammar to be accepted.

[IrishAlkey]

I wasn't correcting anybody's grammar, you passive aggressive cunt.

I was commenting on an argument over when a fucking season starts.

Pick up a calendar. Watch the fucking news. "Winter" isn't a concept. It's a season. We have fucking four of them.

[PhishHead]

I was being sarcastic with my post.

My point was that Winter begins before the Winter Solstice actually happens, which Raaamone's was saying when Winter begins. Because the Winter Solstice is based on astronomy not temperature.

[Jughead]

How to convert Celsius temperatures to Fahrenheit
Multiply the Celsius temperature by 9/5.
Add 32o to adjust for the offset in the Fahrenheit scale.

Sm arty... Pant's:happy:

[IrishAlkey]

I was being sarcastic, too.

...

[A.J.]

"Winter" isn't a concept. It's a season. We have fucking four of them.

Yeah...but there's only one Frankie Valli!

http://www.stonewallvets.org/images/songs_5/frankie_valli_f.jpg

[IrishAlkey]

Spoken from experience?

That would be funny had I shown some signs of being unintelligent.

[FUNKMAN]

That would be funny had I shown some signs of being unintelligent.

we can't all be prepsters

[PhishHead]

sarcasm sucks over the internet.

[topless_mike]

How to convert Celsius temperatures to Fahrenheit
Multiply the Celsius temperature by 9/5.
Add 32o to adjust for the offset in the Fahrenheit scale.

life would just be easier if Canada realized nobody cares abooot it and just used the Fahrenheit scale like we do.

[PhishHead]

life would just be easier if Canada realized nobody cares abooot it and just used the Fahrenheit scale like we do.

Shouldn't we give up on Fahrenheit considering the rest of the world uses Celsius?

[IrishAlkey]

we can't all be prepsters

Alas, I'm no Nathan Lane.

[FUNKMAN]

we can't all be prepsters

Alas, I'm no Nathan Lane.

don't sell yourself short kid...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

sarcasm sucks over the internet.

agreed, you can't see the eyes rolling

[topless_mike]

Shouldn't we give up on Fahrenheit considering the rest of the world uses Celsius?

i've been saying that for years. we are the only retarts using the imperial system.

but, canada might as well be north dakota.

[Heather 8]

How to convert Celsius temperatures to Fahrenheit
Multiply the Celsius temperature by 9/5.
Add 32o to adjust for the offset in the Fahrenheit scale.

Or cheat and use an online converter like I did. :happy:

[Zorro]

Shouldn't we give up on Fahrenheit considering the rest of the world uses Celsius?

The rest of the world is behind the times. Farenheit is the temperature of the future

[Furtherman]

This thread is full of information that will aid one in failing out of grammar school.

Shit.... now I need an eraser.

[MadMatt]

The rest of the world is behind the times. Farenheit is the temperature of the future

I think we should convert to Kelvin and royal screw with everybody.

And I hate to say it, but it is definitely warmer now than when I was a kid. In fact, this may be one of the most mild years I can remember. It hasn't been exceptionally cold around here.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

the US likes to sugarcoat everything including weather

it may be freezing, but it is still not below 0


and also fuck inches

I have a 19.75 Centimeter Penis

[PhishHead]

the US likes to sugarcoat everything including weather

it may be freezing, but it is still not below 0


and also fuck inches

I have a 19.75 Centimeter Penis

hey man its above average you should be happy.

[Furtherman]

I think we should convert to Kelvin and royal screw with everybody.

And I hate to say it, but it is definitely warmer now than when I was a kid. In fact, this may be one of the most mild years I can remember. It hasn't been exceptionally cold around here.

So you're calling Gvac a liar... interesting....

[MrPink]

Do you have heat in your home? I don't have heat in my fuckin living room!

[Mike Teacher]

We'll be warmer if we convert to Kelvin coz the tempurature never goes below zero.

=

As for 'Winter' having no real meaning, well, yes and no. In astronomy, it can be a precise term, that length of time between winter solstice and the vernal [spring] equinox.

Problem with that definition is it has Winter beginning Dec 21st which seems pretty late compared to what we might 'feel' as Winter. The 'astronomical' seasons dont fit very well with what's going on in the sky, and on the thermometer. So it depends on who you're asking, and in what context or application.

Nerd Mode = OFF

[Knowledged_one]

Screw Kelvin i say we go straight to Rankin

[hunnerbun]

i've been saying that for years. we are the only retarts using the imperial system.

but, canada might as well be north dakota.

Right now I wish it was as warm as north dakota......

[Zorro]

And I hate to say it, but it is definitely warmer now than when I was a kid. In fact, this may be one of the most mild years I can remember. It hasn't been exceptionally cold around here.

feeling warmer is a sign of old age

[topless_mike]

feeling warmer is a sign of old age

no, feeling colder is a sign of old age.
thats when you sit on the toilet and your nuts hang in the water.

[FUNKMAN]

feeling warmer is a sign of old age

no, feeling colder is a sign of old age.
thats when you sit on the toilet and your nuts hang in the water.

he may have meant when they piss their pants?

[topless_mike]

<<-----didnt get the bit guy today

[high fly]

I think we should convert to Kelvin and royal screw with everybody.

And I hate to say it, but it is definitely warmer now than when I was a kid. In fact, this may be one of the most mild years I can remember. It hasn't been exceptionally cold around here.

I remember daffodils and crocuses blooming last January.

I never seen that before.........

[RoseBlood]

I have a 19.75 Centimeter Penis

hey man its above average you should be happy.

Maybe, but he doesn't have FORESKIN!!!

[drjoek]

I think we should convert to Kelvin and royal screw with everybody.

And I hate to say it, but it is definitely warmer now than when I was a kid. In fact, this may be one of the most mild years I can remember. It hasn't been exceptionally cold around here.

Mikeyboy will ban him

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mikeyboy will ban him


that was a

http://www.med.umich.edu/1libr/sma/stretch.gif

[Fezticle98]

Mikeyboy will ban him

Solid. We know whatever hippo says, the opposite is true.

[GvacMobile]

Only 3:30 PM and it's already dark and cold.

You can all keep kidding yourselves but I know something is very wrong.

[JerseyRich]

Only 3:30 PM and it's already dark and cold.

You can all keep kidding yourselves but I know something is very wrong.

Christ it coming!

again.

[thejives]

Christ it coming!

again.

Good!
He owes Rufus money!

http://images.allmoviephoto.com/1999_Dogma/chris_rock_kevin_smith_jason_mewes_linda_fiorentin o_dogma_001.jpg

[Cleophus James]

The beginning
http://a487.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/16/l_fe2f3a2a62cd05740f2d8e945eb5d4ae.jpg

2 hours later
http://a308.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/122/l_1c0a34caf5c7ed5e54a2744d3843ecfb.jpg
Notice path shovel and shovel again.

[BoondockSaint]

Want to talk about cold? I have no heat. Suck it up, bitches.

[DiabloSammich]

Want to talk about cold? I have no heat. Suck it up, bitches.



Where's your rubber underwear?

[BoondockSaint]

Where's your rubber underwear?

I'm using it to flavor some soup.

[FUNKMAN]

Where's your rubber underwear?

I'm using it to flavor some soup.

must be pee soup

[JerseyRich]

must be pee soup

I drink my own pee.

[reillyluck]

know whats even colder than winter? Gvac.

[Gvac]

But that GvacMobile dude...he's HOT!!

[Gvac]

You Son Of A Bitch!!!

[Hottub]

GvacNoMore's posts make me fill up.:wub:

[reillyluck]

savage.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Gvac Mobile is Twice the man as Gvac or that Scalawag Gvacnomore

[GvacNoMore]

Them's fightin' words!

[Gvac]

savage.

God forbid!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Them's fightin' words!

I have it on high authority you your Beard is FAKE

[DiabloSammich]

I heard that GvacNoMore HATES chocolate milk.

It's all strawberry phor him.

[GvacNoMore]

I heard that GvacNoMore HATES chocolate milk.

It's all strawberry phor him.

Don't you start!

[DiabloSammich]

Don't you start!



I'm just sayin', is all.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I heard that GvacNoMore HATES chocolate milk.

It's all strawberry phor him.

exactly, Men like Gvac Mobile and Gvac to a lesser extent drink Chocolate Miilk

[DiabloSammich]

I heard Chocolate Milk flows from GvacMobile's nipples like tap water.

[reillyluck]

I heard that GvacNoMore HATES chocolate milk.

It's all strawberry phor him.

WHAT A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!

[DiabloSammich]

WHAT A DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!


Yeah, right?

I mean, I ain't been around here long, but that just don't seem natural...

[reillyluck]

its cold in here but the other thread is burning up!

[GvacMobile]

Good for you for banning that animal Ms. Reilly. And Gvac, you owe the Queen of RonFez.net an apology.

Shame on you for treating the most beautiful woman in the world in such a fashion.

[Bulldogcakes]

This is the most schitzophrenic thread I've ever seen.

[Gvac]

It's going down to 11 degrees tonight and with the wind chill it will be 3 degrees below zero tomorrow morning.

Aren't any of you concerned?

The earth is spiraling out of control thru space, going further and further away from the sun. The government is covering it up.

[BoondockSaint]

It's going down to 11 degrees tonight and with the wind chill it will be 3 degrees below zero tomorrow morning.

Aren't any of you concerned?

The earth is spiraling out of control thru space, going further and further away from the sun. The government is covering it up.

Quiet, Sissy! Here's my weather for tonight:


TEMPERATURES DROPPING TO AROUND 5 BELOW ZERO WITH WINDS OF 10 TO 15 MPH WILL BRING WIND CHILLS TO 15 TO 20 BELOW ZERO TONIGHT.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

time to get my mittens

I hate this winter sea saw and blame Gvac for it

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Quiet, Sissy! Here's my weather for tonight:

I felt bad for you, because u said the Mcrib is back, but you are upstate New York, none of 8 Mcdonalds in NJ or NYC have it yet

I feel no pity for people who can get the mcrib and tease us

[JerseyRich]

It's going down to 11 degrees tonight and with the wind chill it will be 3 degrees below zero tomorrow morning.

Aren't any of you concerned?

The earth is spiraling out of control thru space, going further and further away from the sun. The government is covering it up.

I'm truly scared that my cock and balls will start to hibernate for the winter.

[Hottub]

Find a nice guy to keep them warm for you.

[Gvac]

I just got off the phone with Shirley Phelps Roper and she told me this weather is God's way of punishing us for homosexuality.

I hope you queers are happy.

[Furtherman]

The earth is spiraling out of control thru space, going further and further away from the sun. The government is covering it up.

It's true. After a record close encounter with the sun this past summer (we were a mere 15 miles away according to Meteorologist Ron Bennington), the Earth did a slingshot around the sun and we're heading out into the blackness. If the cold doesn't kill us, the asteroid belt will.

[JerseyRich]

It's true. After a record close encounter with the sun this past summer (we were a mere 15 miles away according to Meteorologist Ron Bennington), the Earth did a slingshot around the sun and we're heading out into the blackness. If the cold doesn't kill us, the asteroid belt will.

Should we really be afraid of a fashion accessory?

My nipples could cut glass right now...That's what we should be afraid of! Keep me away from mirrors and windows!

[Furtherman]

My nipples could cut glass right now...That's what we should be afraid of! Keep me away from mirrors and windows!

Jewelry Store thefts are on the rise.

[reillyluck]

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h69/reillyluck/gore_alcopy.jpg

just sayin.

[Gvac]

I've seen the light Ms. Reilly. It's all a farce. Global warming my ass!

My nuts are like peanut shells right now. :ohmy:

[Furtherman]

My nuts are like peanut shells right now. :ohmy:

Salty?

[TheGameHHH]

South Florida, 48 degrees right now. its fucking freezing, this is not what i signed up for when i moved down here.

[Gvac]

South Florida, 48 degrees right now. its fucking freezing, this is not what i signed up for when i moved down here.

SEE???

It's the gays!

Shirley was right!

[IMSlacker]

Gonna go down to 27 in Houston tonight. Brrr!

Remember the three Ps people!

[Jughead]

Hot Days Cool Nights........Just sayin.....:wink:Im singin to Friday....tehteheteh

[epo]

It is currently 16 degrees here in Milwaukee.....with an expected low tonight of 3.

That Gvac is on the money as usual.

[reillyluck]

SEE???

It's the gays!

Shirley was right!

shame on you. Bossanova rules.

[Bossanova]

shame on you. Bossanova rules.

Wait a second...................:furious:

[Hottub]

Of course Boss rules. He ran 10 miles in the cold just to cop some weed.:clap:

[Jughead]

Of course Boss rules. He ran 10 miles in the cold just to cop some weed.:clap:

2 timer ya told me my basil was the best...

[Hottub]

Goddam Rock and Rollers!

Juggy just go out to the garage a twist yourself a nice fat one!:smoke:

[Jughead]

I did get real stoned on the bus showing off for some girl one time...I didnt think I had to sing much the next set..Wrong!!!..We started with Against The Wind with me singing...I swear the intro went for 142 bars before one of the other guys yelled me the first line..I will never forget..(Feels like yesterday) as long as i live!!!!!!i was so embarrassed..and the boys were not happy with me....

[MellySmelly]

Snow is fun!
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3471/snowgirluk1.jpg

[JerseyRich]

My house is shaking! It's so windy!

[Jughead]

Its about 5 degrees and we have stupid balloons tied on the front row....They look funny frozen out there.......They have dents in them..a dented balloon uh

[Gvac]

Snow is fun!
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/3471/snowgirluk1.jpg


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Awesome Melly!

Kind of reminds me of the twins from The Shining, only much much hotter.

[Zorro]

My house is shaking! It's so windy!

That's you the house is fine

[BoondockSaint]

I just went and dipped my balls in the snow like a real man.

[DiabloSammich]

There's only one thing to do when it gets this cold. Group sex.

If you're not with me, you're against me.

[MellySmelly]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Awesome Melly!

Kind of reminds me of the twins from The Shining, only much much hotter.
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3125/shiningry7.jpg

[Gvac]

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/3125/shiningry7.jpg


It moved.




Twice.

[Bulldogcakes]

http://www.wysiwygtalentshow.org/img/way_gay_splash.jpg

Did it move again?

#3?

[reillyluck]

bwahahahahahaahaha!! those are great Melly!!! :clap:

[Gvac]

So

very

cold....

[PapaBear]

Not counting wind chill, it's 20. If someone wants to say I have it good, because it's colder where they live... I DON'T GIVE A FUCK! I'm cold.

[topless_mike]

wow
f'n cold this morning.
is there anything more badder than a cold toilet seat at 5:30 am?

[nevnut]

Down to 12 here this mornin'.

minus 4 two days ago.

[oh_kee_pa]

there is no reason in todays world anyone should have to leave the house if the wind chill brings the temperature below 0

[epo]

It's 1 degree here in Milwaukee right now. Luckily this is all supposed to clear out and we'll be at 50 by Monday.

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Tall_James]

I woke up to find out that the motor on my furnace blew out in the middle of the night. Not at all fun when the outside thermometer reads 4 degrees.

Thank God the oil company service guy was already in the area when I called.

[mikeyboy]

So this morning, on the coldest day of the school year so far, I'm standing outside at my daughter's bus stop waiting for the bus. Not only was the bus late, he neglected to bother even stopping at our stop and blew right past. With another parent, I took responsibility for getting 4 kids cross town to school when I would have much rather have been sitting in our warm apartment. I'm not pleased.

[PhishHead]

Why can't we all work from home like Mikeyboy?

[IMSlacker]

Why can't we all work from home like Mikeyboy?

Why can't Mikeyboy drive us all to work when it's cold outside?

[Earlshog]

Perfect day for a fire to suspend PATH service.

[JerseyRich]

Perfect day for a fire to suspend PATH service.

And NJ Transit into NYC.

Looks like the only way anyone is commuting to NY this morning is in a car or on a bus.

Good luck everyone!

[Furtherman]

I woke up to find out that the motor on my furnace blew out in the middle of the night.

With another parent, I took responsibility for getting 4 kids cross town to school when I would have much rather have been sitting in our warm apartment. I'm not pleased.

Perfect day for a fire to suspend PATH service.


Murphy's Law. I just got into work after standing outside for an hour waiting for the bus. My hands are stiff and I'm just starting to get back feeling in my toes. Coldest day of the year and all this happens. Fuck THIS shit.

[A.J.]

And people wonder why I love being in the desert. I'll take heat over the cold any day.

[Tall_James]

And people wonder why I love being in the desert. I'll take heat over the cold any day.

Yeah but we don't have to worry about Sand People attacking.

http://www.zetetique.org/images/sand_people.jpg

[topless_mike]

So this morning, on the coldest day of the school year so far, I'm standing outside at my daughter's bus stop waiting for the bus. Not only was the bus late, he neglected to bother even stopping at our stop and blew right past. With another parent, I took responsibility for getting 4 kids cross town to school when I would have much rather have been sitting in our warm apartment. I'm not pleased.

so find that bus driver and ban him.
c'mon.. probably a typical rf poster.

http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/simpsons_otto_mann.jpg

[A.J.]

And people wonder why I love being in the desert. I'll take heat over the cold any day.

Yeah but we don't have to worry about Sand People attacking.

http://www.zetetique.org/images/sand_people.jpg

You were saying?

http://boortz.com/images/911_hijackers.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

i keep my thermostat on 66

sign of the dwarf devil

[Jughead]

i keep my thermostat on 66

sign of the dwarf devil

Little People Devil..come on....:tongue:

[FUNKMAN]

Little People Devil..come on....:tongue:

yes, they are EVIL :devil2:

http://www.geocities.com/ronippolito/simonhec.txt

[Fallon]

It's -2 with the WCF. God dammit.

[topless_mike]

yes, they are EVIL :devil2:

http://www.geocities.com/ronippolito/simonhec.txt

wow
the dood on the right looks like perry farrell with a *fro*

[DiabloSammich]

Okay, so I just had to "dispose of" one of my chickens that didn't get near the heat lamp last night and froze solid on her perch.

Fuckin' Gvac, I'll never doubt him again.

[Hottub]

I hope dispose of means pluck and grill.

Starving.

[zathrus]

All I know is that I hated working outside today. I was freezing and that was with several layers.

[Gvac]

I don't know the exact temperature, but I think it's somewhere around 77 below zero out there right now.

By tomorrow the sun will look like the north star. I think we've passed Jupiter's orbit.

It's been fun.

[IMSlacker]

Supposed to warm up to the mid 60's here tomorrow, and then upper 70's for the weekend. Cheer up everybody. Spring is almost here!

[eeroomnhoj]

The ground is frozen and I am going through a lot of wood, but at least I no longer work outside and have my nostrils freeze shut or walk around with frozen snot stuck to my face. Ahhh, the good old days.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I dont like this cold one bit

[PhishHead]

I dont like this cold one bit

its warmer then yesterday

[King Hippos Bandaid]

its warmer then yesterday

always optimistic, gotta love Phishy, I dont like weather below freezing level, it stinks I dont likes it

[Dougie Brootal]

cold blows.

[GvacMobile]

IMPORTANT BREAKING NEWS -

As Earth sped past Jupiter's orbit last night we began approaching Saturn. Apparently both planets share the same magnetic polarity, and this resulted in what I can only term a "slingshot effect."

The good news, for now, is that we are now blazing back towards the sun. Warmer temperatures will follow, but at what cost?

Stay tuned.

[Furtherman]

It's like we're part of an intergalactic pinball game.

And Zorg is going to run out of quarters soon.

[PhishHead]

always optimistic, gotta love Phishy, I dont like weather below freezing level, it stinks I dont likes it

Are you inside or outside without heat? You are in a nice comfy office with heat. So technically the weather were your physical body is at this moment is not below freezing. You are good to go man.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Are you inside or outside without heat? You are in a nice comfy office with heat. So technically the weather were your physical body is at this moment is not below freezing. You are good to go man.

true, but those 2 minutes I am outside suck, I shoudnt bitch Rnady has to wait up 1/2 hour for the express bus, sucker

[PhishHead]

true, but those 2 minutes I am outside suck, I shoudnt bitch Rnady has to wait up 1/2 hour for the express bus, sucker

you never should have gone on your diet, you would have had extra padding.

[GvacMobile]

I'm glad Furtherman understands the gravity of the situation.

HAHA!

See what I did there?

[Gvac]

LATEST UPDATE

As we continue our journey back towards the sun, word has come down that we made it through the asteroid belt unscathed.

We should be passing Mars shortly and be back in our normal orbit by tomorrow.

Unless we've picked up momentum and keep on hurtling towards the sun....

[Fallon]

LATEST UPDATE

As we continue our journey back towards the sun, word has come down that we made it through the asteroid belt unscathed.

We should be passing Mars shortly and be back in our normal orbit by tomorrow.

Unless we've picked up momentum and keep on hurtling towards the sun....

Thanks for the update toots.

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/9746/200510280023zl8.jpg

[Gvac]

It's 36 degrees outside as I type this.

36!

That's almost freezing!

[RhinoinMN]

It's 36 degrees outside as I type this.

36!

That's almost freezing!

Its a balmy 19 deg here. I'm looking forward to a subzero weekend though.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this winter sucks.

3 sinus infections so far

I bet the fat cats in Washington are laughing at us

[scottinnj]

No, too busy with the hairballs.

http://english.people.com.cn/200701/30/images/xin_02090325112043791738.jpg

[Gvac]

I hear it might go down to single digits this weekend!!!

SINGLE DIGITS!!!

Can humans even survive in those temperatures?


http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/gore_alcopyfake.jpg

[FUNKMAN]

this will warm you up

these guys after failing to be the first team to reach the south pole had to walk 800 miles in minus 40 degree temps dragging their own sleds to get back

800 Fucking Miles


"Well we have turned our back now on the goal of our ambition with sore feelings and must face 800 miles of solid dragging--and goodbye to the daydreams!"

http://www.south-pole.com/p0000090.htm

http://www.south-pole.com/scott15.jpg

they didn't make it

[DiabloSammich]

this will warm you up

these guys after failing to be the first team to reach the south pole had to walk 800 miles in minus 40 degree temps dragging their own sleds to get back

800 Fucking Miles


"Well we have turned our back now on the goal of our ambition with sore feelings and must face 800 miles of solid dragging--and goodbye to the daydreams!"

http://www.south-pole.com/p0000090.htm

http://www.south-pole.com/scott15.jpg

they didn't make it



queers

[hunnerbun]

I hear it might go down to single digits this weekend!!!

SINGLE DIGITS!!!

Can humans even survive in those temperatures?


http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/gore_alcopyfake.jpg

C'mon up here big boy....we'll see how much of a man you are! I have a feeling I'll be sending you south in a dog sled.

- 12C or as you southerners say 10.4F....practically a heat wave I say!
Going to be -40C tonight which is exactly the same as F with the wind chill.

[Gvac]

Does anyone know if hunnerbun survived the night? 40 below zero? Holy fucking shit.



http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/gore_alcopyfake.jpg

[Hottub]

Hunner ain't no pansy ass American. She was probably on the porch smoking cigarettes (naked) waiting for her man to come back with a freshly killed caribou.:thumbup:

[keithy_19]

Does anyone know if hunnerbun survived the night? 40 below zero? Holy fucking shit.



http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/gore_alcopyfake.jpg

She did. She was able to find shelter in the belly of a sea walrus.

[RhinoinMN]

It is 3F right now and is on its way to -10F. I'm gonna do me some ice fishin.

[TheMojoPin]

It's gonna be about a high of 6 this weekend with windchills getting down to -10 and -20.

HOLLA!

[Bossanova]

It's gonna be about a high of 6 this weekend with windchills getting down to -10 and -20.

HOLLA!

I dare you to dip your naked bag in water then put it on the flag pole

[TheMojoPin]

Unless your warm tongue is going to free it with a loving embrace, no dice, cap'n.

[Bossanova]

Unless your warm tongue is going to free it with a loving embrace, no dice, cap'n.

Need you really tempt me precious

[Gvac]

I knew you liked him better.

Fine.

I won't stand in your way. :glurps:

[keithy_19]

I knew you liked him better.

Fine.

I won't stand in your way. :glurps:

Don't give up on your heart Gvac, :smile:

[Gvac]

The Earth has apparently began hurtling through space away from the sun again. Expect arctic temps the next few days.

If we survive we'll be able to look back at this and laugh.

Godspeed RonFez.net.


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[PapaBear]

The Earth has apparently began hurtling through space away from the sun again. Expect arctic temps the next few days.

If we survive we'll be able to look back at this and laugh.

Godspeed RonFez.net.


http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/gore_alcopyfake.jpg

I'm surprised. I it's 14 here and Weather Underground says it's 18 in NYC. We're usually not as cold.

[PapaBear]

Now it's 10 here and supposedly 15 in NYC. What's up with that shit? Maybe it's all the warm Giants fans.

[Gvac]

Don't you understand PapaBear? We're a planet out of control, spinning through the solar system off our axis. Give up your preconceived notions of 'north' and 'south'...they mean nothing.

We're doomed.

[PapaBear]

Don't you understand PapaBear? We're a planet out of control, spinning through the solar system off our axis. Give up your preconceived notions of 'north' and 'south'...they mean nothing.

We're doomed.
Is doom warm? I could deal with doom, if that's the case. I'm not ready for fire and brimstone or anything. I just want warm.

Dr. Gvac... Will I dream?

[drjoek]

I'm not loving this cold
7degrees this morning

Driving with a coat on is a pain in the ass.

[A.J.]

I promise to resurrect this thread during the summer when the first "it's too hot" thread is started. And then I will ban the person who started it.

I fucking HATE winter.

[TheMojoPin]

This weather is glorious.

[hunnerbun]

Ahhh I just crawled out from the belly of the sea walrus that was inside my igloo and am standing on the deck nekkid smoking and i thought i should check in and see how all you pansy ass southerners are doing in this ice age.
Goin' snowmobiling this afternoon because it was too cold to go yesterday....anyone wanna come along.
Rhino I am pretty sure you could handle it, c'mon up! :clap:

[DiabloSammich]

Ahhh I just crawled out from the belly of the sea walrus that was inside my igloo and am standing on the deck nekkid smoking and i thought i should check in and see how all you pansy ass southerners are doing in this ice age.
Goin' snowmobiling this afternoon because it was too cold to go yesterday....anyone wanna come along.
Rhino I am pretty sure you could handle it, c'mon up! :clap:


I'm slightly excited, but I'm not sure if it's the nekkid part or the belly of a sea walrus part.

[RhinoinMN]

Ahhh I just crawled out from the belly of the sea walrus that was inside my igloo and am standing on the deck nekkid smoking and i thought i should check in and see how all you pansy ass southerners are doing in this ice age.
Goin' snowmobiling this afternoon because it was too cold to go yesterday....anyone wanna come along.
Rhino I am pretty sure you could handle it, c'mon up! :clap:

Hunnerbun, I'm on my way. I need a new place to stay.

-16F raw temp this a.m. and the cold is starting to consume my house.
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/cold.jpg
Picture of the base of my front door.

[hunnerbun]

Oh Rhino i can totally relate! The deadbolt and doorknob on my front door usually look like that but we are in a heat wave of sorts and it has melted!

[RhinoinMN]

Oh Rhino i can totally relate! The deadbolt and doorknob on my front door usually look like that but we are in a heat wave of sorts and it has melted!

Your the only one who understands my struggle.

I say fuck it! Lets take that cold head on!!

[scottinnj]

14 degrees this morning. I feel qualified to post here now.

[DiabloSammich]

14 degrees this morning. I feel qualified to post here now.



The only qualification required for this thread is an appreciation of the fact that we are going to shortly perish in a second ice age. Welcome.

[Gvac]

The only qualification required for this thread is an appreciation of the fact that we are going to shortly perish in a second ice age. Welcome.

Sammich understands.

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s109/GregRotten/gore_alcopyfake.jpg

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Only faggot Americans cry about the cold

[DiabloSammich]

Only faggot Americans cry about the cold


Oh, go open another Dunkin Donuts near me.

[Great Tiger's Turban]

Oh, go open another Dunkin Donuts near me.

Watch it funny man, you don't want us in your kitchen. We will only multiply

[epo]

Only faggot Americans cry about the cold

It's really cold tonight.

[Hottub]

It's really cold tonight.

You're still here?:laugh:

[epo]

You're still here?:laugh:

Would you like me to go back to my "new team", Packbag?

[Hottub]

I saw your post during the game.
Fucking awesome!!:clap:

[epo]

I saw your post during the game.
Fucking awesome!!:clap:

It's my one and only post on Packbag.

[scottinnj]

The only qualification required for this thread is an appreciation of the fact that we are going to shortly perish in a second ice age. Welcome.

Oh cool, that stuff about the sun going supernova and burning us up was scary stuff.

Bright Yellow Dot in sky scary.

Snow is fun to play with. Plus you just fall asleep when you die of being cold. And then the aliens will dig us up and regenerate us.

[scottinnj]

Only faggot Americans cry about the cold

Shaddup...those aren't tears, they are hydration dots coming from under my contacts.

[FezPaul]

Gvac (after knocking on Patrice's window in a rest area): It's cold out here.

[scottinnj]

Gvac (after knocking on Patrice's window in a rest area): It's cold out here.




BOOOO! That's joke's been done already. But if you had said Gvac (after knocking on Patrice's window in a rest area with his cock) you would have had a laugh.

Gonna go gay, go all the way, I say.

[epo]

BOOOO! That's joke's been done already. But if you had said Gvac (after knocking on Patrice's window in a rest area with his cock) you would have had a laugh.

Gonna go gay, go all the way, I say.

You've been living by that theory for years!

Wacka! Wacka!

[scottinnj]

I'm still waiting for Gvac to gay up the unity thread. Then we'll show you guys a thing or two about a thing or two!

[drjoek]

There were two cardinals in my driveway in Rhode Island yesterday
That is a hopeful sign.

[FezPaul]

BOOOO! That's joke's been done already. But if you had said Gvac (after knocking on Patrice's window in a rest area with his cock) you would have had a laugh.

Gonna go gay, go all the way, I say.


I'm not looking through 10 pages of nonsense to see which jokes have been done already. :tongue:

[reillyluck]

I'm not looking through 10 pages of nonsense to see which jokes have been done already. :tongue:

i still giggled. Kudos.

[Gvac]

Another FezPaul post?

Ohhhh....PostWhores is down.

OK.

[Hottub]

Another FezPaul post?

Ohhhh....PostWhores is down.

OK.

Like a 5 dollar whore, G.

[Gvac]

Like a 5 dollar whore, G.

Luckily he doesn't have a shred of pride.

Shameless.

[reillyluck]

Luckily he doesn't have a shred of pride.

Shameless.

miss spellcheck fezpaul.