View Full Version : It's Been Very Cold Lately
midwestjeff
02-04-2009, 07:53 PM
High of 70 here tomorrow. I'm thinking about going into work shirtless.
You're a stripper. Why would you go to work any other way?
I haven't checked the temperature yet, but I went outside to warm up my van. I'd estimate it to be anywhere from 27 to 32 degrees below zero out there.
I'm not leaving until that truck is like a sauna.
Thebazile78
02-05-2009, 09:34 AM
Oh, no, it was much warmer than below zero today.
Before the sun was up, it was 9.
Once the sun rose, it was 11.
Now, it's allegedly around 20.
Either way, it's still fucking cold.
topless_mike
02-05-2009, 09:38 AM
I'm not leaving until that truck is like a sauna.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/12/17752961_c4ce9e0f76.jpg
Seriously, this is insanity. I took my truck to the car wash this morning and the instant I pulled outside so the guys could towel it off all the water on the side mirrors froze.
I think it's painfully obvious that God is angry and punishing us for something.
KatPw
02-05-2009, 02:33 PM
Seriously, this is insanity. I took my truck to the car wash this morning and the instant I pulled outside so the guys could towel it off all the water on the side mirrors froze.
I think it's painfully obvious that God is angry and punishing us for something.
I walked to and from work today, including coming home for lunch. It wasn't too bad, and I was wearing scrub pants. I think the high here was 21.
I walked to and from work today, including coming home for lunch. It wasn't too bad, and I was wearing scrub pants. I think the high here was 21.
Are you having hot flashes?
KatPw
02-05-2009, 03:04 PM
Are you having hot flashes?
Nope, but I do walk quickly.
Nope, but I do walk quickly.
So do I, but I still froze my balls off.
Seriously, this is insanity. I took my truck to the car wash this morning and the instant I pulled outside so the guys could towel it off all the water on the side mirrors froze.
I think it's painfully obvious that God is angry and punishing us for something.
I think you know why you are being punished....
http://www.madebymark.com/madebymark/20050615_idaho-god-hates-fags.jpg
Its a beautiful 25 here in Wisconsin, you sinner!
cougarjake13
02-05-2009, 04:29 PM
its been in the 30s and 40s (ocassionally going up to the 50s and 60s for a while) and im loving it
ToiletCrusher
02-12-2009, 02:10 AM
32.....32...... It was 58 at midnight. I played hockey and when I was done, it was 40... Now as I get ready for work, 32.
32 and crazy ass snow and 50mph wind. Schools closing, power outages. Chaos!
Burrowing soon! Near the earth's core where it is warmer. PM me for details.
Fuck this shit. It hit 63 degrees earlier in the week and now it's freezing again?
We'll probably get a snow storm in May.
Fallon
02-14-2009, 09:24 PM
Fuck this shit. It hit 63 degrees earlier in the week and now it's freezing again?
We'll probably get a snow storm in May.
I wore shorts and a t-shirt for two days and now I'm back to my big winter parka. This is bullshit. Mother nature is a cock tease.
22 degrees F.
Not much hope for survival.
Must head for warmer climes...
weekapaugjz
02-20-2009, 02:18 AM
22 degrees F.
Not much hope for survival.
Must head for warmer climes...
12 here, gramps.
No wonder Lilly sounds catatonic. The poor thing is in shock. I don't think human beings were designed to function normally in those conditions. Hell...look at the Bills or the Sabres.
I just snapped this pic of myself. I pulled the quilt off my bed and I have it wrapped around my entire body as I wait for the heat to kick up.
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Photo182.jpg
I don't want to be a Bedouin.
No wonder Lilly sounds catatonic. The poor thing is in shock. I don't think human beings were designed to function normally in those conditions. Hell...look at the Bills or the Sabres.
I just snapped this pic of myself. I pulled the quilt off my bed and I have it wrapped around my entire body as I wait for the heat to kick up.
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c34/Gvac/Photo182.jpg
I don't want to be a Bedouin.
You could use a Snuggie.
ToiletCrusher
02-20-2009, 04:42 AM
12 here, gramps.
HA! its 19 here now.
Friday
02-20-2009, 05:00 AM
my nose won't stop running and i have to go fancy dress shopping later.
this does not bode well.
brr.
RhinoinMN
02-20-2009, 05:25 AM
6 degrees. My son's 6th birthday. Its an omen.
JerseyRich
02-20-2009, 05:39 AM
Twitter:
My nuts are frozen.
Friday
02-20-2009, 05:49 AM
maybe Gva......er..... Rorschach needs to buy one of these to keep his face warm
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2009/02/mask.jpg
ToiletCrusher
02-20-2009, 05:54 AM
6 degrees. My son's 6th birthday. Its an omen.
6oz is half of a 12oz can of beer.
JerseyRich
02-20-2009, 05:57 AM
6oz is half of a 12oz can of beer.
Twitter:
I yacked in Gvac's car after drinking beer.
ToiletCrusher
02-20-2009, 05:59 AM
Twitter:
I yacked in Gvac's car after drinking beer.
That should be in the it's too hot thread.
Windy and FREEZING out there right now. Temps heading down into the teens again tomorrow night.
I think it'll be cold until July.
Maybe August.
ToiletCrusher
02-23-2009, 04:48 AM
18 degrees now!!!
RhinoinMN
02-23-2009, 05:23 AM
I went outside to start my truck in my underwear this morning.
I should have looked at the thermometer first.
-5. Nippy!
KingModem
02-23-2009, 06:10 AM
I went outside to start my truck in my underwear this morning.
I should have looked at the thermometer first.
-5. Nippy!
At least you can start your car in the morning... You run your car in Minneapolis city limits for more than 3 minutes unattended, it either gets stolen or you get a ticket.
Fucking sucked this morning.
Thebazile78
02-23-2009, 06:56 AM
It's FREEZING in here AGAIN.
Jesus. Our office manager retired at the end of January, and the place has really gone to Hell quickly.
It's FREEZING in here AGAIN.
Jesus. Our office manager retired at the end of January, and the place has really gone to Hell quickly.
If it truly did, you wouldn't be so cold. :tongue:
Thebazile78
02-23-2009, 07:37 AM
If it truly did, you wouldn't be so cold. :tongue:
Not so, as Lucifer is imprisoned within a block of Ice at the very center of the City of Dis in the 9th circle.
Not so, as Lucifer is imprisoned within a block of Ice at the very center of the City of Dis in the 9th circle.
Don't get all Dantean on me.
Thebazile78
02-23-2009, 07:44 AM
Don't get all Dantean on me.
How do you feel about Hieronymus Bosch, then?
How do you feel about Hieronymus Bosch, then?
He's "delightful".
http://www.citizenarcane.com/files/2005_Jan_27/bosch_garden_of_earthly_delights_hell.jpg
Thebazile78
02-23-2009, 07:55 AM
He's "delightful".
http://www.citizenarcane.com/files/2005_Jan_27/bosch_garden_of_earthly_delights_hell.jpg
That's still one of my favorite pieces, despite having studied and dissected it in numerous Art History courses.
BTW, I think the photo you grabbed is copy-protected. For the uncultured, unwashed masses, we're talking about this:
http://romancatholicblog.typepad.com/roman_catholic_blog/images/garden_of_earthly_delights_c_2
Freitag
02-23-2009, 08:31 AM
Don't get all Dantean on me.
She's not even supposed to be there today.
She's not even supposed to be there today.
Well done Sir.
Thebazile78
02-23-2009, 02:29 PM
It's been too windy lately and I'm waaaaaaaaay too young to be thinking about this song in relation to the weather:
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hU8vOQNvd3c&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hU8vOQNvd3c&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
(Fuckin' Association. Damn s.o.b.'s get stuck in my head worse than fuckn' Donovan.)
disneyspy
02-23-2009, 02:33 PM
Not so, as Lucifer is imprisoned within a block of Ice at the very center of the City of Dis in the 9th circle.
i have a city?
RhinoinMN
02-23-2009, 03:39 PM
i spent all morning unloading material in -5 weather. I am a man......
Thebazile78
02-24-2009, 05:03 AM
It feels like they have the fucking AIR CONDITIONING on in here.
AGAIN.
I hate this place...
mendyweiss
02-24-2009, 05:12 AM
The cold seems to go deeper in my bones each year
Is shuffleboard in Del Ray Beach in my future ?
ToiletCrusher
02-24-2009, 05:20 AM
When I woke up, it was 9 and it's supposed to be only 27 today.
Thebazile78
02-24-2009, 06:03 AM
I don't care what it's like OUTSIDE. I don't work OUTSIDE.
I work INSIDE.
It should feel like there's heat inside. Not cold without the wind. Or cold-and-colder.
ToiletCrusher
02-27-2009, 06:39 PM
started at 56 this morning now its 31 and snowing.
31 !!!!!!!!!
disneyspy
02-28-2009, 05:27 AM
its clear and sunny and -5 degrees soooo fuckin cold
Foster
02-28-2009, 05:42 AM
36 degrees and the us dollar is worth 97.85 japanese yen
ToiletCrusher
03-02-2009, 11:48 AM
15.
It's 10 fucking degrees outside right now.
Seriously.
Today's high is expected to be 23.
WHAT THE FUCK???
west milly Tom
03-03-2009, 02:18 AM
Its 6 here and my thermometer is below zero. But good news Sunday's high is predicted to be 58. Hope everyone is ready to get sick. Lol
17 fucking degrees. I don't think Spring is ever coming.
Thebazile78
03-05-2009, 08:45 AM
17 fucking degrees. I don't think Spring is ever coming.
Oh ye of little faith!
26 fucking degrees as I head off to work.
6 degrees below freezing.
I'm predicting a blizzard in April.
Lady Resin
03-13-2009, 02:55 AM
I'm predicting a blizzard in April.
And to think I was going to put the shovels away in the shed yesterday. This weather stinks.
18 degrees when I left the house this morning and 33 degrees now. Where's that global warming when we need it ?
IMSlacker
03-13-2009, 08:05 AM
45 degrees today in Houston. Fucking brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! What a great day to take off work.
Temps are below freezing again here in lovely NJ. My thermometer currently reads 31 degrees F.
BlackSpider
03-18-2009, 02:06 AM
39 degrees, here in PA...
~Katja~
03-18-2009, 02:41 AM
39 degrees, here in PA...
but today's highs are in the 60's
Great.
Just fucking wonderful.
It's snowing.
FUCKING SNOWING.
Spring begins today and it's fucking snowing.
Where's your precious Heat Miser now, Al Gore?
You fucking prick.
ToiletCrusher
03-20-2009, 03:05 AM
No snow here but, it is 26 degrees.
Hottub
03-20-2009, 03:29 AM
Snowing like a motherfucker.
Gvac was right.
KingGeno
03-20-2009, 04:19 AM
60 yesterday, inch of snow this morning. What the fudge?
RoseBlood
03-20-2009, 05:19 AM
no snow by me, but then again, sunshine follows me where ever i go.
JerseyRich
03-20-2009, 05:20 AM
It's March 20th and I had to sweep snow off my windshield this morning.
WTF? Seriously. About an inch or so of snow here in Edison, NJ this morning.
~Katja~
03-20-2009, 05:26 AM
it was a little chilly when I brought the trash to the curb but the sun was starting to warm up the air...
no snow in PA :)
It's sunny here today after a rainy day yesterday. Still cold though.
topless_mike
03-20-2009, 05:34 AM
It's March 20th and I had to sweep snow off my windshield this morning.
WTF? Seriously. About an inch or so of snow here in Edison, NJ this morning.
wait.
you live in fanwood.
what are you doing in edison sweeping snow off your windshield, mister?
:wub:
JerseyRich
03-20-2009, 05:35 AM
wait.
you live in fanwood.
what are you doing in edison sweeping snow off your windshield, mister?
:wub:
I work here you creepy stalker.
I swept the snow in Fanwood.
topless_mike
03-20-2009, 05:36 AM
I work here you creepy stalker.
I swept the snow in Fanwood.
drats!
foiled again
RoseBlood
03-20-2009, 06:07 AM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. There is no snow to be found and the sun came out 20 minutes ago.
JerseyRich
03-20-2009, 06:08 AM
I don't know what you guys are talking about. There is no snow to be found and the sun came out 20 minutes ago.
It's almost like you are in a different time zone out there on Strong Island.
RhinoinMN
03-20-2009, 06:16 AM
Gonna be 50 today and a little rain. I'm gonna get naked and slide in the mud.
topless_mike
03-20-2009, 06:21 AM
I'm gonna get naked and slide in the mud.
dick tease...
~Katja~
03-20-2009, 06:59 AM
It's almost like you are in a different time zone out there on Strong Island.
it's obvious that to the left and right of NJ it's always sunny....
TWENTY-FUCKING-FIVE degrees right now.
I give up.
ToiletCrusher
03-21-2009, 03:53 AM
TWENTY-FUCKING-FIVE degrees right now.
I give up.
If you do, then they win. I've nearly perfected the weather machine. All it needs is a few special vacuum tubes then we will be able to moderate this dismal world at a comfortable 72 degrees year round.
If you do, then they win. I've nearly perfected the weather machine. All it needs is a few special vacuum tubes then we will be able to moderate this dismal world at a comfortable 72 degrees year round.
I've got a Fender amp that has tubes. Let me know.
And for the record I don't consider the current temp of 46 degrees to be Spring like.
Not one bit.
Has anybody noticed it's still fucking freezing? Doesn't this concern any of you?
ToiletCrusher
03-23-2009, 03:02 AM
Has anybody noticed it's still fucking freezing? Doesn't this concern any of you?
I've taken notice. But, I hold tight with hope.
The meteorologists claim that we shall see low 60s by middle end of the week.
25 fucking degrees again.
It's been 25 every fucking morning this week. Maybe my thermometer is frozen there.
Fuck this shit.
ToiletCrusher
03-25-2009, 02:17 AM
It's 33 here. Isn't this supposed to be spring?
I'll bet summer will only be in the 50s.
Everyone thinks we're nuts, crusher. They're all like "this is what it's supposed to be like" and all that shit.
They'll be sorry.
Fuck the frozen fuckers.
ToiletCrusher
03-25-2009, 02:20 AM
I can't wait to see the looks on their frozen faces when we are safely burrowed beneath the earth's surface closer to the core with smokes, and scotch and wings keeping warm!
Amen, brother!
A-fucking-men!!!
Blisteringly cold winds out there.
I think we've entered a new Ice Age and they're too embarrassed to tell us after all that "Global Warming" nonsense.
38 degrees right now. We're over a week into Spring. Tomorrow is APRIL for Christ's sake!
I hear the warmest it'll get this summer is around 60.
ToiletCrusher
03-31-2009, 02:56 AM
38 degrees right now. We're over a week into Spring. Tomorrow is APRIL for Christ's sake!
I hear the warmest it'll get this summer is around 60.
60 if we're lucky.
From what I understand, there are a group of Norwegian people who are trying to moderate this planet's temperatures so they can inhabit all regions.
I suspect this might be the second coming of the Vikings.
Oh, and its 32 here.
scottinnj
03-31-2009, 03:48 PM
Just got done paying a 350 dollar gas bill for February.
And January's bill was 385 smackers. If March's bill is over 300, that gunshot you hear will be me ending it all.
ToiletCrusher
04-02-2009, 12:57 AM
39? That's not a temperature. It's the year John Cleese was born.
ToiletCrusher
04-03-2009, 11:19 PM
It's fucking snowing right now.
APRIL 7th, 2009.
One week into APRIL.
Spring time.
Current temp? 41. 35 with the wind chill.
We are fucking DOOMED.
Fallon
04-07-2009, 07:24 PM
APRIL 7th, 2009.
One week into APRIL.
Spring time.
Current temp? 41. 35 with the wind chill.
We are fucking DOOMED.
Fuck that shit. Calendar says April, that means it's time to wear shorts.
CofyCrakCocaine
04-07-2009, 07:25 PM
Fuck that shit. Calendar says April, that means it's time to wear shorts.
Not like the weather affects your cock-size anyway. :innocent:
ToiletCrusher
04-08-2009, 04:23 AM
It's 31 outside right now with a forecast of 44.
That "high" is still 13 degrees below the normal for this time of April.
Fuck cold weather. Fuck cold weather in its stupid ass.
disneyspy
04-08-2009, 04:37 AM
its 28,high of 40,i can see snow
fuck al gore,fuck him in his stupid ass
Furtherman
04-08-2009, 07:08 AM
I just did a double-take looking out my window.
It's SNOWING. It's SNOWING in Times Square in April.
Gvac, got an extra "We're Doomed" sign? I want one.
Misteriosa
04-08-2009, 07:10 AM
:blink: but im looking out the window in the bronx and the sun is shining brightly...
mikeyboy
04-08-2009, 07:11 AM
We're all gonna die!
mikeyboy
04-08-2009, 07:13 AM
Okay, now it's sunny but there are still random flakes falling.
drjoek
04-08-2009, 07:30 AM
The Daffodils!!!
The crocuses!!!
Those other bulbs,what are they called!!!
This could be a calamity!!!
Thebazile78
04-08-2009, 07:33 AM
The Daffodils!!!
The crocuses!!!
Those other bulbs,what are they called!!!
This could be a calamity!!!
Crocuses, Hyacinths and SnowDrops are pretty hardy. Daffodils vary.
It's the tulips and lilies of the valley that you gotta fuss over.
Laugh it up, naysayers.
All I know is that the calendar says we're nine days into April, and it's 30 degrees outside right now.
Yesterday I felt like I was inside a snow globe with all the squalls I drove through.
Something is very, very wrong with our planet, it's orbit, and our government.
~Katja~
04-09-2009, 03:33 AM
Okay, now it's sunny but there are still random flakes falling.
http://media.rd.com/rd/images/rdc/mag0605/dont-be-a-flake-dandruff-shampoo-01-af.jpg
and don't wear black
April 10, 2009. 37 degrees right now.
I see that the projected low for Easter Sunday (April 12th) is 26 degrees.
Highs will remain in the low to mid 50's for the next week or so.
~Katja~
04-10-2009, 02:30 AM
I came here to check if it was safe to bring my trash out in PJ's before I dipped my toes into the freezing temps out there... well, it seems I better get my winter coat ad boots... thanks gvac cold weather man
BlackSpider
04-10-2009, 02:34 AM
42 degrees...
Thebazile78
04-10-2009, 06:37 AM
April 10, 2009. 37 degrees right now.
I see that the projected low for Easter Sunday (April 12th) is 26 degrees.
Highs will remain in the low to mid 50's for the next week or so.
So you have to wear your tights with your Easter Dress?
~Katja~
04-10-2009, 07:23 AM
So you have to wear your tights with your Easter Dress?
white lace even :)
Thebazile78
04-10-2009, 07:46 AM
white lace even :)
And while we're on it, don't forget the patent leather Mary Janes.
~Katja~
04-10-2009, 07:49 AM
looks like if I am bored tonight I will have a new photoshop assignment
Hottub
04-10-2009, 07:55 AM
When I was a little girl, we called them Schornsteinkappes.
And they were made of wood.
disneyspy
04-10-2009, 07:56 AM
When I was a little girl, we called them Schornsteinkappes.
And they were made of wood.
you forgot to log in as katja,another board character OUTED!
Hottub
04-10-2009, 07:59 AM
you forgot to log in as katja,another board character OUTED!
:wallbash:
Thebazile78
04-10-2009, 08:13 AM
And a lovely bonnet?
Sure, why not?
You could fit earmuffs under a lovely bonnet.
Or a ski mask.
Plus, a bonnet has the added bonus of chin ribbons ... so it doesn't get lost.
~Katja~
04-12-2009, 08:42 AM
it wasn't so cold today, so gvac brought out his fancy Easter Dress
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=117&pictureid=1345
I wish he would have shaved
BlackSpider
04-12-2009, 08:44 AM
it wasn't so cold today, so gvac brought out his fancy Easter Dress
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=117&pictureid=1345
I wish he would have shaved
Did you PM that to Perry yet...?
it wasn't so cold today, so gvac brought out his fancy Easter Dress
I wish he would have shaved
He looks like Jesus in drag.
Mid-April.
31 degrees.
Yes...it's below freezing.
I don't know what else to say.
P.S. - I look adorable in that Easter dress.
Foster
04-13-2009, 04:31 AM
when I left my house this morning I saw puddles turning to ice!!!
its f'ing mid April!!
ToiletCrusher
04-13-2009, 05:21 AM
35...
~Katja~
04-13-2009, 05:23 AM
it's a lovely morning, if it only wasn't Monday :annoyed:
Thebazile78
04-13-2009, 07:26 AM
it's a lovely morning, if it only wasn't Monday :annoyed:
It's the worst kind of Monday.
It's Monday the 13th!
~Katja~
04-13-2009, 07:39 AM
It's the worst kind of Monday.
It's Monday the 13th!
damn, my not black cat crossed me from right to left this morning... what could that mean?
Thebazile78
04-13-2009, 09:58 AM
damn, my not black cat crossed me from right to left this morning... what could that mean?
Unless he walked under a ladder, I think you're OK.
IMSlacker
04-20-2009, 03:15 PM
I'm visiting NYC this week on business and it's 46 degrees and raining outside! This is bullshit! It's late April for fuck's sake!
I'm calling room service.
ToiletCrusher
04-20-2009, 03:21 PM
Sounds about right.
46 with rain and wind.
What time of year is this again?
Hottub
04-20-2009, 03:32 PM
I hope Disneyspy gets to work before July.
It's cold as balls out there.
disneyspy
04-20-2009, 03:34 PM
I hope Disneyspy gets to work before July.
It's cold as balls out there.
snow in the forecast for tues and wednesday,off yesterday and today due to the rain,its a 4 day weekend
42 degrees; damp and raining.
April 20th, by the way.
I don't know what I have to do to convince you maniacs.
We're fucked.
In a big, big way.
zildjian361
04-20-2009, 03:59 PM
42 degrees; damp and raining.
April 20th, by the way.
I don't know what I have to do to convince you maniacs.
We're fucked.
In a big, big way.
Saturday threw on the shorts and mowed the lawn, oh by the way G did you smoke today at 4-20:smoke: by the way what do you think of the Cadilac STS:wink:
Saturday threw on the shorts and mowed the lawn, oh by the way G did you smoke today at 4-20:smoke: by the way what do you think of the Cadilac STS:wink:
Love the STS, but it's a little too rich for my blood.
And I haven't smoked any weed in over a year. It makes me incredibly paranoid these days.
Getting old blows.
zildjian361
04-20-2009, 04:14 PM
Love the STS, but it's a little too rich for my blood.
And I haven't smoked any weed in over a year. It makes me incredibly paranoid these days.
Getting old blows.
we ain't old Bro were gettin smarter, i haven't smoked in years. but i like the STS definetly a used one in about a year :wink:
ToiletCrusher
04-22-2009, 05:27 AM
41. Forty Fucking One.
It's raining outside.
I feel this damp, cold weather in my bones.
There is a highlight. Weather dorks are calling for upper 70s from Friday through Monday.
But, I am impatient.
Thebazile78
04-22-2009, 06:07 AM
Weather dorks around here are calling for 80s this weekend ... which probably means I have to shave.
I hate shaving.
RoseBlood
04-22-2009, 10:44 AM
Weather dorks around here are calling for 80s this weekend ... which probably means I have to shave.
I hate shaving.
Shave The Planet and try this.. HAPPY EARTH DAY!!! (http://www.lushusa.com/shop/products/face/shaving-creams/shave-the-planet) :smile:
JerseyRich
04-22-2009, 10:47 AM
Shave The Planet and try this.. HAPPY EARTH DAY!!! (http://www.lushusa.com/shop/products/face/shaving-creams/shave-the-planet) :smile:
Have razor...will travel.
http://www.theartofshaving.com/taos6/images6/products/310/68020.jpg
razorboy
04-22-2009, 10:48 AM
It's supposed to be pushing 90° here by Friday. Ugh.
RoseBlood
04-22-2009, 10:52 AM
It's supposed to be pushing 90° here by Friday. Ugh.
Where is here?
disneyspy
04-22-2009, 10:53 AM
Where is here?
wherever you are
razorboy
04-22-2009, 10:53 AM
Where is here?
Tampa.
topless_mike
04-22-2009, 11:12 AM
Weather dorks around here are calling for 80s this weekend ... which probably means I have to shave.
I hate shaving.
NOT shaving is the cheapest form of birth control.
Thebazile78
04-22-2009, 11:32 AM
Shave The Planet and try this.. HAPPY EARTH DAY!!! (http://www.lushusa.com/shop/products/face/shaving-creams/shave-the-planet) :smile:
I <3 LUSH products. They are amazing.
Have razor...will travel.
http://www.theartofshaving.com/taos6/images6/products/310/68020.jpg
I see your straight razor and raise you the Ballad of Sweeney Todd:
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NOT shaving is the cheapest form of birth control.
I used to defend you as not a creep, just horny and frustrated because your wife's expecting. I actually thought it was cute and called you "harmless."
Now I think you've crossed a line.
Its a beautiful day today. I say you shut this dump down for the season.
In 2 days Gvac will be screaming that its "too hot". Just wait, he will.
You'll see!
topless_mike
04-22-2009, 11:38 AM
I used to defend you as not a creep, just horny and frustrated because your wife's expecting. I actually thought it was cute and called you "harmless."
Now I think you've crossed a line.
sorry.
just repeating jokes that i've heard in the past.
Its a beautiful day today. I say you shut this dump down for the season.
In 2 days Gvac will be screaming that its "too hot". Just wait, he will.
You'll see!
Beautiful!???? There was frost on the ground this morning and it was 33 degrees here in georgia!
Oh noes, its freezing over down heres! The world must be rotating!!!
Beautiful!???? There was frost on the ground this morning and it was 33 degrees here in georgia!
Oh noes, its freezing over down heres! The world must be rotating!!!
Put on a sweater grandma, spring is here and summer is on the way.
It's too hot! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=68906)
Thebazile78
04-22-2009, 04:39 PM
sorry.
just repeating jokes that i've heard in the past.
No worries, dude.
ToiletCrusher
04-22-2009, 04:52 PM
Now it's thirty fucking nine.
The weather channel said that it was snowing in the mountains about 50 miles south of Buffalo.
Fucking nuts.
May 4th and it's fucking freezing out there.
I don't know what I have to do to convince you fuckers.
It's over.
We're doomed.
May 11th, 2009 - Current temp 45 degrees F
Eat a dick, Gore.
disneyspy
05-11-2009, 02:42 AM
its 28 degrees,i cant go to work til it hits 33,fuck al gore,fuck him up his stupid gay ass
I think it dropped to below 100 today.
Heather 8
05-11-2009, 03:50 AM
May 11th, 2009 - Current temp 45 degrees F
Eat a dick, Gore.
Wear a hat, Gvac.
Made the mistake of wearing long sleeves yesterday and I was roasting. Today was a perfect short sleeve morning.
ToiletCrusher
05-11-2009, 04:21 AM
forty fucking two!!!
biozombie
05-11-2009, 03:57 PM
I almost had to put on a jacket this morning.
RhinoinMN
05-11-2009, 04:11 PM
This thread will die for me until September. It is 63 and I'm loving it. I won't listen to any of the bitching from this thread anymore!
Heather 8
05-11-2009, 04:19 PM
This thread will die for me until September. It is 63 and I'm loving it. I won't listen to any of the bitching from this thread anymore!
Don't go, Rhino! This thread screams for our warm-blooded sanity.
Fuckin' freezing right now.
Heather 8
05-11-2009, 04:42 PM
It's 57. Doubtful you'll be suffering frostbite tonight.
Holy shit...43 fucking degrees in mid-May.
It's FREEZING in here.
I can't believe I have to turn the heat on.
These strong winds over here make it feel like it's dropped to 95!
Well, I guess there's no Summer this year. We've apparently gone from Spring to Autumn.
It's 50 degrees right now with gusting winds.
Feels like a blustery day in October.
Heather 8
05-17-2009, 07:08 AM
I'm wearing a tank top. What's your problem?
Could be a little less cloudy outside, but I can't complain about the temp.
I'm wearing a tank top. What's your problem?
Could be a little less cloudy outside, but I can't complain about the temp.
That "change of life" thing is a bitch, huh?
TheMojoPin
05-17-2009, 08:13 AM
This is all an elaborate plot to keep Gvac from exposing more flesh, and I am all for it.
drjoek
05-17-2009, 08:18 AM
49 and cloudy. I am umpiring in my jacket. The worst situation. Sweating under freezing outer. I may catch the death of a cold today. I blame those pricks at Under Armour.
Next weekend is Memorial Day for Gods sake.
Heather 8
05-17-2009, 09:12 AM
That "change of life" thing is a bitch, huh?
You'd know better than I would.
(Yes, I went for the hack joke. It's what I do. It's all I do.)
ToiletCrusher
05-17-2009, 09:39 AM
55 no es bueno.
I was just outside for about 5 minutes.
My nose is numb.
Hottub
05-17-2009, 09:49 AM
Going down to 40 tonight.
The swim club opens in 5 days.
We're doomed.
ToiletCrusher
05-17-2009, 09:51 AM
They said on the news here to cover your potted plants tonight just like they do at the start of November.
razorboy
05-17-2009, 09:57 AM
I wish it were cold. It's unbearably hot here.
Heather 8
05-17-2009, 12:40 PM
Going down to 40 tonight.
The swim club opens in 5 days.
We're doomed.
We live right next door to a swim club. Nothing stops these people, they even swim during lightning storms.
*sigh* And I was enjoy getting home at a reasonable hour. Hello, 90 minute 7 mile commute, it's not nice to see you again.
I can't be sure, but I think I saw snow flurries outside my window.
Maybe it was just pollen, but it feels cold enough for it to snow.
I can't be sure, but I think I saw snow flurries outside my window.
Maybe it was just pollen, but it feels cold enough for it to snow.
Put on a sweater, grandma.
ToiletCrusher
05-18-2009, 02:10 AM
37 is terrible. I hate cold!
I'm wearing my coat while drinking hot coffee as I type this. I didn't want to crank up the heat last night but now it's fucking FREEZING in here.
May fucking 18th.
The next proponent of global warming that I meet is going to get a beating.
ToiletCrusher
05-18-2009, 02:16 AM
I'm wearing my coat while drinking hot coffee as I type this. I didn't want to crank up the heat last night but now it's fucking FREEZING in here.
May fucking 18th.
The next proponent of global warming that I meet is going to get a beating.
Just remember, when we are safely below the earth's crust and warm, all those doubting fools will be left above ground to become human popsicles.
Just remember, when we are safely below the earth's crust and warm, all those doubting fools will be left above ground to become human popsicles.
I can't wait!
Heather 8
05-18-2009, 03:44 AM
Just remember, when we are Kingsford briquettes below the earth's crust, all those sane warm-blooded folks will be left above ground free from your kvetching.
And how! :thumbup:
razorboy
05-18-2009, 04:05 PM
Holy shit, it's really nice outside after the thunderstorms we had today. 70° and breezy. I can actually walk outside without getting heat stroke.
Holy shit, it's really nice outside after the thunderstorms we had today. 70° and breezy. I can actually walk outside without getting heat stroke.
My toes are numb.
I hope you're proud of yourself.
As I leave for work on May 19th, it's currently 35 degrees outside.
That's not a typo, nor is it Celsius.
35 fucking degrees.
ToiletCrusher
05-19-2009, 03:18 AM
40 is frightening.
Heather 8
05-19-2009, 03:42 AM
It'll be in the 70s this afternoon. Suck it up and wait.
~Katja~
05-19-2009, 03:52 AM
It'll be in the 70s this afternoon. Suck it up and wait.
yeah but how do you even begin to dress your kids when you send them off in the morning... it's freezing now and he will sweat his butt off in the afternoon... no wonder we are already feeling sick today
ToiletCrusher
05-19-2009, 04:44 AM
yeah but how do you even begin to dress your kids when you send them off in the morning... it's freezing now and he will sweat his butt off in the afternoon... no wonder we are already feeling sick today
I pack shorts for myself should it warm up to the point of crotch sweating.
jessicaduh
05-19-2009, 05:33 AM
i slept with the heater on, and it wasn't even to dry clothes. bullshit.
~Katja~
05-19-2009, 05:43 AM
I pack shorts for myself should it warm up to the point of crotch sweating.
they only change their clothes at the daycare if they pee themselves.
King Hippos Bandaid
05-19-2009, 05:46 AM
cold night last night, my nipples told the story
almost turned the heat on, I just used the comforter
Mother Nature is Bi Polar, we will be posting in the "it's too hot thread" in 1 day
ToiletCrusher
05-19-2009, 05:49 AM
they only change their clothes at the daycare if they pee themselves.
Oddly, my work has the same policy.
biggirl
05-19-2009, 06:30 AM
I don't know about this "cold" stuff....I am always so freaking hot, no matter the season. I must be going through menopause.
May 20th.
47 degrees.
You do the math.
ToiletCrusher
05-20-2009, 02:40 AM
54 here, its better but not great.
ToiletCrusher
05-26-2009, 02:17 AM
50.
ToiletCrusher
05-31-2009, 04:27 AM
48.
54.
Isn't tomorrow June 1st?
Heather 8
05-31-2009, 04:39 AM
61 at 8:30.
STFU and move closer to the equator.
Going down to 46 tonight.
That doesn't scare you just a little bit, Ice Princess?
ToiletCrusher
05-31-2009, 04:47 AM
Going down to 46 tonight.
That doesn't scare you just a little bit, Ice Princess?
I am scared about the idea that it may hit 39 here tonight.
I have too many potted plants to worry about.
Is it time to abandon this frozen, lifeless area in search of anew?
I am scared about the idea that it may hit 39 here tonight.
I have too many potted plants to worry about.
Is it time to abandon this frozen, lifeless area in search of anew?
Might not be a bad idea.
Wanna head to Tennessee with me?
silks
05-31-2009, 04:53 AM
Rumors of a frost warning here tonight. Better bring in the begonias.
You guys can go to TN, I'll stay here and enjoy the cold.
I am scared about the idea that it may hit 39 here tonight.
I have too many potted plants to worry about.
Is it time to abandon this frozen, lifeless area in search of anew?
OH MY GOD.
Look at the initials on this guy's cap!
I think it's an omen...
http://www.gdargaud.net/Antarctica/Cappelle/Cappelle096.jpg
~Katja~
05-31-2009, 05:16 AM
20°C here... it's good enough for me
20°C here... it's good enough for me
Wow. That sucks that it's so cold on your vacation.
Is there any snow on the mountains?
Hooray!
Today is June 1st!!!
And it's 44 degrees. :blink: :wacko: :help: :down:
~Katja~
06-01-2009, 02:52 AM
Wow. That sucks that it's so cold on your vacation.
Is there any snow on the mountains?
I always thought you were more educated than that...
this morning it was about 15°C and it will be in the 20's today. A nice day... not too hot.
ToiletCrusher
06-01-2009, 02:56 AM
Hooray!
Today is June 1st!!!
And it's 44 degrees. :blink: :wacko: :help: :down:
I got one degree on you. And the forecast high is a depressing 67.
AF Mike
06-01-2009, 03:26 AM
Hooray!
Today is June 1st!!!
And it's 44 degrees. :blink: :wacko: :help: :down:
On a positive note - It was a great morning to get dressed
right out of the dryer.
Oh, sorry.
Hooray!
Today is June 1st!!!
And it's 44 degrees. :blink: :wacko: :help: :down:
I'll bring you back a pashmina to keep warm.
barjockey
06-01-2009, 03:47 AM
Went to Mountain Jam at Hunter Mtn. It was 39 last night. Brr.
red_red_red
06-01-2009, 04:13 AM
where do you ppl live? sheesh, it'll be 96 here today..i opened up the doors and windows this morning while it's still cool out, and by cool i mean it's 70 :smoke:
June 3rd.
56 degrees.
Just sayin'.
zildjian361
06-03-2009, 02:33 PM
I'll bring you back a pashmina to keep warm.
do ya wear it or eat it:wink:
ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 02:19 AM
46. It's fucking 46 right now.
The forecasters promise 77 but I wouldn't be surprised if it snowed.
This summer ended quickly.
I might as well put chains on my tires and a sleeping bag in my trunk in case I get stuck.
It's in the 50's here and the projected high temp is 61.
Oh yeah...it's June 5th.
And it's raining.
Again.
ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 02:23 AM
Rain?
I'll bet that it comes down as sleet before noon.
We're all gonna die, aren't we?
I mean sooner rather than later.
Like maybe by 2010.
Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.
ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 02:28 AM
I doubt the Mayans accounted for Global Warming and its negative impact.
You may be right.
2012 - global warming = 2010 end of world.
The math is pretty much flawless.
Don't you mean Global Cooling?
ToiletCrusher
06-05-2009, 02:35 AM
Ah, that's what those liberals want you to think.
In fact, as a result of the increased CO and CO2 found in the atmosphere from our pollution, the "global warming" which is also stereotyped as a heat wave of sorts, is also likely to cause significant changes to the jet stream.
In this case, it is keeping the jet stream relatively straight as an arrow. It doesn't dip down as much to the south and then back up as it typically does this time of year making the warmest weather stuck in the extreme south and the north experiencing unseasonable cool temperatures.
During winter, it can cause fast 3 day thaws and then force the temperature to plunge as much as 25 degrees within a day and for up to a week or two.
Wow - I didn't think I had that in me.
Fuck all that science, let's go with the original plan. Burrow!!!
I have a shovel, scotch, steaks, and a couple of Cuban Cigars (sorry no cigs).
Fucking 55 degrees and pouring rain all day.
Feels like 35.
Fuck this.
ToiletCrusher
06-10-2009, 02:29 AM
53.
Howdy gang!
Heading to work on JUNE 16th!
It's 56 degrees.
ToiletCrusher
06-16-2009, 02:43 AM
I'm dealing with 52.
Blankets do nothing.
If this is summer, I can only imagine that winter will resemble the ice age.
No wonder we called the neanderthals "cavemen".
They knew where the warmth was.
Off to work.
It's 52 degrees Fahrenheit.
I heard on the news that this is the coldest June on record since 1903.
TheMojoPin
06-17-2009, 07:05 AM
At least here in Chicago, this blessed mild summer actually means the next winter will likely also have less bitingly cold days and snowfall, which will be nice given the beast of a winter we had this past one.
biggirl
06-29-2009, 08:38 PM
Last week we had high humidity and 95 degree weather. Today it was windy, cloudy, and 65 degrees. Ugh! My poor little boy had swimming lessons at 10 am too!
Tomorrow is the first day of July. Current temp? 66 degrees.
I've only had to turn the A/C on twice so far this year, and both times just for a little while to take the humidity out of the air.
The Ice Age cometh.
ToiletCrusher
06-30-2009, 01:27 PM
You think that's bad.
The high here tomorrow is only forecast for 70 and thunderstorms.
It's already Late September or early October weather here.
biggirl
06-30-2009, 01:43 PM
56 degrees at 10 am this morning...we skipped swimming lessons. It is only 63 degrees right now! Windy and overcast, what happened to summer?
Happy July everyone!
Enjoy the 63 degree weather!
I just had to shut my windows because it's TOO FUCKING COLD.
SERIOUSLY.
ON JULY 7th.
Amazing.
I just had to shut my windows because it's TOO FUCKING COLD.
SERIOUSLY.
ON JULY 7th.
Amazing.
Do you need a sweater too, grandma?
sailor
07-07-2009, 07:14 PM
it's 68, you're a lunatic.
sailor
07-08-2009, 02:28 AM
57 degrees on July 8th.
61 here. shouldn't you be warmer since you're south of here?
61 here. shouldn't you be warmer since you're south of here?
I'm actually northwest of you.
sailor
07-08-2009, 02:32 AM
I'm actually northwest of you.
sorry for mixing you up with those south jersey losers. what are you, like bergenfield or such?
sorry for mixing you up with those south jersey losers. what are you, like bergenfield or such?
First you associate me with south Jersey...then Bergenfield???
I'm not white trash, sir.
Going down into the 50's again tonight.
I really hope people are starting to understand that the whole "man has caused global warming" scare tactic was just that.
And junk science to boot.
Good morning everyone!
57 degrees here on July 9th.
That's right...FIFTY seven degrees!
I was watching the Sox game last night and some guys in the bullpens were wearing coats...IN JULY.
sailor
07-10-2009, 04:22 AM
First you associate me with south Jersey...then Bergenfield???
I'm not white trash, sir.
i don't know shit aboot jersey. seems like you're not really a fan of most of it anyways.
Dirtbag
07-10-2009, 04:55 AM
It was 108 yesterday. Drop dead east coast trash.
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