2010 Winter Olympics Thread

[Snoogans]

would anything be funnier than this game goin into OT 7-7?

[disneyspy]

would anything be funnier than this game goin into OT 7-7?

yes,canada loosing in a shootout

[El Mudo]

It boggles my mind that Bykov let Nabokov start the second, and left him in for two more goals.

He's a TERRIBLE coach. It was also his idea to let Ovechkin shoot THREE times in the shootout against Slovakia when he's awful in shootouts, and he's got two of the best shootout guys ever on his team (Datsyuk and Viktor Kozlov).

I don't know whether its out of stubbornness or stupidity, but they've GOT to get pucks deep and chip and chase. They cannot just keep butting their heads against the blue line and turning pucks over. Not on NHL ice.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Russia sucks a dick.

[Suspect Chin]

I know this is gonna sound cowardly, but i want NO part of Canada in the gold medal game.

I want the Gold Medal as much as anyone else, but I cannot imagine a more exciting game.

[KnoxHarrington]

Russia sucks a dick.

Kinda wish that Stalin were still around to send these fags to the gulag for shitty hockey

[Snoogans]

i think Ovie just broke his hand

[weekapaugjz]

boyle is a fucking scumbag. no need for that shit.

[Snoogans]

what was dirty on the hit by semen, it didnt look that bad

[KnoxHarrington]

boyle is a fucking scumbag. no need for that shit.

I don't want to hear shit about how classy Canada is in comparison to arrogant America now.

[weekapaugjz]

what was dirty on the hit by semen, it didnt look that bad

yeah, i'm not sure either. boyle had just gotten rid of the puck. it wasn't late, it wasn't to the head. who knows.

[Snoogans]

yeah, i'm not sure either. boyle had just gotten rid of the puck. it wasn't late, it wasn't to the head. who knows.

it looked like boyle ducked down right before and semen still got him shoulder to shoulder. looked fine to me

[HBox]

It boggles my mind that Bykov let Nabokov start the second, and left him in for two more goals.

He's a TERRIBLE coach. It was also his idea to let Ovechkin shoot THREE times in the shootout against Slovakia when he's awful in shootouts, and he's got two of the best shootout guys ever on his team (Datsyuk and Viktor Kozlov).

I don't know whether its out of stubbornness or stupidity, but they've GOT to get pucks deep and chip and chase. They cannot just keep butting their heads against the blue line and turning pucks over. Not on NHL ice.

And he also let Babcock get the matchup he wanted on Ovechkin's line when there was no reason for that to happen since they had the advantage.

[weekapaugjz]

hopefully the next two games are more entertaining.

[Freakshow]

Boyle looked for the referee when he got up, too. What a dirty fuck.

[opie's twisted balls]

Fuck sakes some of you are whiny twaty douche bags. Why not hold an American only Olympics so there's no threat to having your little feelings hurt if you don't win everything.

Oh, Russia sucked a big fat cossack dick tonight.

I'm going back to the party.

[El Mudo]

And he also let Babcock get the matchup he wanted on Ovechkin's line when there was no reason for that to happen since they had the advantage.

His PP structure is also retarded, because he's got his best player (Ovechkin) in the Knuble Position in front of the net when he does his best work in the circles being set up with one-timers. It seems like he doesn't know anything about his own players.

[keithy_19]

Boyle is a scumbag. Dirty play. The hit was clean and he retaliates when they have a 4 goal lead? If I was Babcock, who seems like a scumbag himself, I would sit him. No need for that.

I would love for America to beat Canada in the gold medal game. I would have happier though if Canada didn't medal at all.

[keithy_19]

Fuck sakes some of you are whiny twaty douche bags. Why not hold an American only Olympics so there's no threat to having your little feelings hurt if you don't win everything.

Oh, Russia sucked a big fat cossack dick tonight.

I'm going back to the party.

?

Cause the American hockey team is the team that is acting like they deserve the medal without winning anything...

[Suspect Chin]

Haha Korea, that's what you get.

[Suspect Chin]

Can we stop already with the grabbing the flag and skating a victory lap gimmick? It's been done.

[LordJezo]

There is totally an INXS concert going on right now at the medals ceremony plaza. This is awesome.

[smiler grogan]

When these bobsleds flip its fucking scary. That german sled is the best color on a sled ever.

[weekapaugjz]

US vs Finland on friday. should be a great game, i see it being very low scoring with miller and kiprusoff

[keithy_19]

US vs Finland on friday. should be a great game, i see it being very low scoring with miller and kiprusoff

Looking forward to it.

[KnoxHarrington]

US vs Finland on friday. should be a great game, i see it being very low scoring with miller and kiprusoff

FUCK YOU FINLAND

GO PISS IN YOUR FUCKING SAUNAS, YOU CELL-PHONE MAKING FAGGOTS

USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA

[PapaBear]

Finland is the land of fins. Whales have fins.

WHALES KILL AMERICAN WOMEN!!!

[weekapaugjz]

here's hoping for a US/Slovakia gold medal game.

[sailor]

Can we stop already with the grabbing the flag and skating a victory lap gimmick? It's been done.

no.

[nate1000]

Did anyone catch the post game commentary with Mike Milbury calling the russian game "eurotrash"? Freaking classic!

[Willmore]

Ugh. Fucking embarrassing performance by my Russian brethren.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Did anyone catch the post game commentary with Mike Milbury calling the russian game "eurotrash"? Freaking classic!

If he gets the boot we'll be seeing him alot more on nesn.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Did anyone catch the post game commentary with Mike Milbury calling the russian game "eurotrash"? Freaking classic!

He also called Ovechkin "lazy", furthering the whole Milbury "I heart Crosby" bullshit.

[Dan 'Hampton]

He also called Ovechkin "lazy", furthering the whole Milbury "I heart Crosby" bullshit.



Yeah we wouldn't want Millbury to be opinionated would we. Not a fan of Cherry either I'm guessing.
Is the Canadian 3rd a downs syndrome curler?

[Dan 'Hampton]

And shawn white is swiss skip.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Yeah we wouldn't want Millbury to be opinionated would we. Not a fan of Cherry either I'm guessing.
Is the Canadian 3rd a downs syndrome curler?

There's a difference between being opinionated and being objective. You should be both, not one or the other.

Milbury's been talking shit about Ovechkin forever. When it comes down to it, Ovechkin is the more exciting player to watch.

[sailor]

There's a difference between being opinionated and being objective. You should be both, not one or the other.

Milbury's been talking shit about Ovechkin forever. When it comes down to it, Ovechkin is the more exciting player to watch.

In your opinion.

[Dan 'Hampton]

There's a difference between being opinionated and being objective. You should be both, not one or the other.

Milbury's been talking shit about Ovechkin forever. When it comes down to it, Ovechkin is the more exciting player to watch.

That's what Roenick is there for. Millbury is there to do what he's paid to do, not make boring statements.

[nate1000]

There's a difference between being opinionated and being objective. You should be both, not one or the other.

Milbury's been talking shit about Ovechkin forever. When it comes down to it, Ovechkin is the more exciting player to watch.

Let's not lose track of the fact that that game WAS a eurotrash effort.

I thought the comment fit perfectly. I just couldn't believe he actually said it.

[weekapaugjz]

There's a difference between being opinionated and being objective. You should be both, not one or the other.

Milbury's been talking shit about Ovechkin forever. When it comes down to it, Ovechkin is the more exciting player to watch.

Did you watch the game? Ovechkin was lazy.

[disneyspy]

womens bonze medal hockey game is in OT

edit:its over

[Dan 'Hampton]

That was a really good game. Hard played looked as good as any mens college game I've ever seen.

[disneyspy]

That was a really good game. Hard played looked as good as any mens college game I've ever seen.

ya i was surprised how well they can play,i'll have to watch the USA/CANADA game now

[Tenbatsuzen]

so let me get this straight.

USA vs. Canada is on CNBC and thus not in HD... yet the hockey women are on USA, playing in HD.

Ebersol, you suck.

I'd like to make a correction here.

Ebersol doesn't suck, it's Comcast who in fact sucks.

Apparently, we have 100+ HD channels that I had no idea we had.

The mitigating factor is that they are all in the 800s, where I didn't even know there was more than latino music channels and canadian PBS up there. Our HD channels start in the 200s, then go away for premium channels.

[Snoogans]

I'd like to make a correction here.

Ebersol doesn't suck, it's Comcast who in fact sucks.

Apparently, we have 100+ HD channels that I had no idea we had.

The mitigating factor is that they are all in the 800s, where I didn't even know there was more than latino music channels and canadian PBS up there. Our HD channels start in the 200s, then go away for premium channels.

i told you you had that shit fool

[Freakshow]

Did you watch the game? Ovechkin was lazy.

Ovechkin played goalie? And several other defensive positions?

Did you see him check Jagr in the Russia/Czech Republic game--we should all aspire to be that lazy...

[disneyspy]

fuck

[disneyspy]

these canadian sasquatches are puttin theyre uggs to our not ugly chicks

[sailor]

Ovechkin played goalie? And several other defensive positions?

Did you see him check Jagr in the Russia/Czech Republic game--we should all aspire to be that lazy...

one check does not a non-lazy player make.

[weekapaugjz]

Ovechkin played goalie? And several other defensive positions?

Did you see him check Jagr in the Russia/Czech Republic game--we should all aspire to be that lazy...

did you seriously watch the game? how can you say he wasn't awful. one of the goals against russia was directly related to ovechkin not hustling to pick up a man in his defensive zone. so he had a hit against jagr, great. he didn't show up at all against canada.

[opie's twisted balls]

And THAT'S how you get the job done!

[keithy_19]

did you seriously watch the game? how can you say he wasn't awful. one of the goals against russia was directly related to ovechkin not hustling to pick up a man in his defensive zone. so he had a hit against jagr, great. he didn't show up at all against canada.

If I was starting a hockey team I would rather have Ovechkin on my team than Crosby.

I didn't see the game, but I really don't like Sidney. He's a hell of a player, but I just really dislike the guy.

[keithy_19]

And THAT'S how you get the job done!

You do realize that when your female hockey players give birth their child has more of a chance of dying than when the USA female hockey players give birth, right?

http://radiopatriot.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/glenn-beck2.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

If I was starting a hockey team I would rather have Ovechkin on my team than Crosby.

I didn't see the game, but I really don't like Sidney. He's a hell of a player, but I just really dislike the guy.

i'd take ovechkin too. most of the time he is full bore and a difference maker. last night he was everything but.

[keithy_19]

i'd take ovechkin too. most of the time he is full bore and a difference maker. last night he was everything but.

I agree. I was just expressing my hatred for Crosby. I also really dislike the way team Canada feels they are entitled to winning gold. Fuck that. I hope they don't medal.

[Dan 'Hampton]

I agree. I was just expressing my hatred for Crosby. I also really dislike the way team Canada feels they are entitled to winning gold. Fuck that. I hope they don't medal.


All that is such bullshit. If we invent a sport and fill the team with profesionals we'd think were entitled too. Dream team anyone?

[keithy_19]

All that is such bullshit. If we invent a sport and fill the team with profesionals we'd think were entitled too. Dream team anyone?

So should the American team feel entitled because they have more teams than canada?

I guess, my main problem came from the Canadian fans booing the American team when we were playing Switzerland.

And also, I just really hate the primadonna status of Crosby.

[Suspect Chin]

I guess, my main problem came from the Canadian fans booing the American team when we were playing Switzerland.

That would be like hating the Red Sox because they boo the Yankees. Every fan boos their team's rival. It's sports.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Exactly. Why sho

[keithy_19]

That would be like hating the Red Sox because they boo the Yankees. Every fan boos their team's rival. It's sports.

I never looked at it as a rivalry though. We're so close together and the roots are so close together that I would never root against Canada if they were to play another team.

But seeing how Canadian fans booed the American team, I would like Canada to not medal in hockey.

[weekapaugjz]

That would be like hating the Red Sox because they boo the Yankees. Every fan boos their team's rival. It's sports.

and some canadians are just assholes. boo a team that's fine, but a national anthem? classless (this was from the playoffs last year)

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[Dude!]

and some canadians are just assholes. boo a team that's fine, but a national anthem? classless (this was from the playoffs last year)

canada is a horrible country
filled with horrible people

and they don't tip, either
cheap bastards

[keithy_19]

canada is a horrible country
filled with horrible people

I was happy the girl won a medal for figure skating.

Canada isn't all bad. Just the people who are bad are bad. And their evil healthcare system.

http://radiopatriot.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/glenn-beck2.jpg

[Suspect Chin]

I would never root against Canada if they were to play another team.


Seriously? I would root for any team against Canada.

[El Mudo]

Looks like teh Canadian women are in trouble: (http://sports.espn.go.com/olympics/winter/2010/icehockey/news/story?id=4947716)


VANCOUVER, British Columbia -- The women of the Canadian hockey team politely accepted their gold medals and waved to an adoring crowd. And then the real celebration began.

More than half an hour after they beat the United States 2-0 on Thursday, the players came back from the locker room and staged a party on ice -- swigging from bottles of champagne, guzzling beer and smoking cigars.

The celebration raised eyebrows at the IOC, which said it would look into the matter. Informed of the antics by The Associated Press, Gilbert Felli, the IOC's executive director of the Olympic Games, said it was "not what we want to see."

"I don't think it's a good promotion of sport values," he said. "If they celebrate in the changing room, that's one thing, but not in public. We will investigate what happened."

In a statement released late Thursday, Hockey Canada apologized.

"The members of Team Canada apologize if their on-ice celebrations, after fans had left the building, have offended anyone," the statement said. "In the excitement of the moment, the celebration left the confines of our dressing room and shouldn't have. The team regrets that its gold medal celebration may have caused the IOC or COC any embarrassment.

"Our players and team vow to uphold the values of the Olympics moving forward and view this situation as a learning experience."

Poulin, who scored both goals, doesn't turn 19 -- legal drinking age in British Columbia -- until next month. The drinking age in Alberta, where the Canadian team trains, is 18. Photos showed Poulin on the ice with a beer in her hand.

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2010/0225/oly_g_canada13_576.jpg

[barjockey]

Something very sexy 'bout a lady smoking a cigar

http://a323.yahoofs.com/ymg/ept_sports_oly_experts__10/ept_sports_oly_experts-306746341-1267164115.jpg?ymTfPvCD9QLs.nWe

[Mitch&Murray]

How come if womens figure skating is one of their most watched,popular events did they start them @ 11 pm yesterday?

[Dan 'Hampton]

I have no problem with the cannuck chicks partying on the ice. If the IOC had a problem wit it they should have shut down the rink. I hate the Yankees and Steinbrenner but I respect that after we beat them in '04 he left the lights on late so the team could enjoy themselves and the situation with their families.

[KnoxHarrington]

Women's curling bronze medal game on now: the Chinese look to be about to hand the Swiss a beatdown.

[A.J.]

Looks like teh Canadian women are in trouble: (http://sports.espn.go.com/olympics/winter/2010/icehockey/news/story?id=4947716)

VANCOUVER, British Columbia -- The women of the Canadian hockey team politely accepted their gold medals and waved to an adoring crowd. And then the real celebration began.

More than half an hour after they beat the United States 2-0 on Thursday, the players came back from the locker room and staged a party on ice -- swigging from bottles of champagne, guzzling beer and smoking cigars.

Hoo hoo.

http://www.leyendasnba.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/red.jpg

[Snoogans]

Women's curling bronze medal game on now: the Chinese look to be about to hand the Swiss a beatdown.

they did until china fucked up horribly. Now its a game again

[KnoxHarrington]

they did until china fucked up horribly. Now its a game again

Yeah, 6-4 going into the half. Pretty good game so far.

It's gotta be hard to motivate yourself for these bronze medal games.

[Snoogans]

Yeah, 6-4 going into the half. Pretty good game so far.

It's gotta be hard to motivate yourself for these bronze medal games.

i think losing and gettin 4th helps. no matter what, you never wanna be 4th

[KnoxHarrington]

i think losing and gettin 4th helps. no matter what, you never wanna be 4th

Yeah, true, you don't want to just go home with jack shit.

Still, though, gotta work through that disappointment of the fact you lost and you cannot get the gold. Though I guess you could just Photoshop up a pic of a fake "platinum medal" like that Russian fag did.

[KnoxHarrington]

US vs. Finland semi-final game about to begin live on NBC.

[KnoxHarrington]

HAHAHA the dumbass Finnish goalie gets caught trying to make a play about 40 feet from the net, coughs it up, and the US goes up 1-0 on a virtual empty netter.

USA

USA

USA

USA

[disneyspy]

US vs. Finland semi-final game about to begin live on NBC.

USA 1 FINS 0!!

[KnoxHarrington]

Goalies who come that far out of the net always make me nervous. Yeah, if you're sure you've got a tight handle on the puck, sure, but if you do cough it up, you're handing the other team a goal.

[disneyspy]

sweet this finnish goalie is getting pounded

[KnoxHarrington]

2-0!

Go Back To Making Shitty Cell Phones You Finnish Faggots

Usa
Usa
Usa
Usa
Usa
Usa

[Hottub]

UsA

[KnoxHarrington]

3-0!!!!!!

This is turning into a total beatdown!

[disneyspy]

man these guys are as eurotrashy as the russians

[KnoxHarrington]

Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.

4-0

[weekapaugjz]

This fucking rules!

[disneyspy]

Oh.
My.
Fucking.
God.

4-0

im no longer afraid of canada,bring on those bush heads

[Dan 'Hampton]

Save some goals for sunday.

[KnoxHarrington]

Kiprusoff allowed 4 goals on 7 shots faced.

More goals allowed than saved.

That might be one of the single shittiest individual performances in a big game I've ever seen.

[disneyspy]

Kiprusoff allowed 4 goals on 7 shots faced.

More goals allowed than saved.

That might be one of the single shittiest individual performances in a big game I've ever seen.

with those kind of stats he could be a FG kicker for the cowboys

[KnoxHarrington]

Hey, new goalie, fuck you too!

5-0

[weekapaugjz]

Kiprusoff allowed 4 goals on 7 shots faced.

More goals allowed than saved.

That might be one of the single shittiest individual performances in a big game I've ever seen.

And it being being kiprusoff blows my mind.

Patrick kane!

[HBox]

Jesus fucking Christ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weekapaugjz]

Holy fucking shit!

[disneyspy]

hahhahaahhahahahahhaa 2 goals in 15 seconds

[KnoxHarrington]

Finland needs to be disbanded as a country for this peformance. I know you've wanted them, Russia. Take 'em

6-0

[Dan 'Hampton]

This is the worst display of 'hockey' I've ever seen.

[Hottub]

Do they have a mercy rule? This is brutal. Bring it, canada and prepare to be buttfucked!

[hammersavage]

Can we get 12?

[Dan 'Hampton]

The Finn women would have put up a better fight.

[Hottub]

Can we get 12?

In the 1st?

[HBox]

Not that Kiprusoff and Backstrom are playing well, they aren't, but USA has been getting second chances on every shot they take. USA is just flying all around the Fins. Even if the goalies were playing well this would be at least 4-0.

[KnoxHarrington]

The announcers are finally trying to catch up to recapping the goals in the game so far.

[KingModem]

Jesus, I turned on the game a "little late" and it is 6 fucking 0. Wow. Not angry, just really surprised.

[Dan 'Hampton]

I don't like this game before the gmg.

[KnoxHarrington]

The big problem now is that you know the US is jsut going to go into a totally defensive mode now and the rest of this game is just going to be a total snoozer.

[KnoxHarrington]

6-0 end of 1st period.

[El Mudo]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/298357/USAAAAAA.gif

[Dan 'Hampton]

F kessel is his leaf asshole.

[sailor]

Finnish them! (oof)

[spoon]

Thank you snow for allowing me to catch this hottub type raping of the Fins.

I just wish fighting was ok in the Olympics bc Jokinen and Ruutu need some serious facial work done.

Oof, Ryan takes one off the head/ear.

[KnoxHarrington]

The US sucks. They let Finland score! It's down a 5 goal game!

[spoon]

The US sucks. They let Finland score! It's down a 5 goal game!

That's what happens when you put in Thomas or anyone from Boston.

[HBox]

The US sucks. They let Finland score! It's down a 5 goal game!

Worthless fucks......

[spoon]

Worthless fucks......

You mean Justjon and Hammer right?

[hammersavage]

Anyone see that chicks nips in the 1st row. Sweet

[disneyspy]

i hope those fans in red that cheered for finland get to watch slovakia beat their asses

[spoon]

i hope those fans in red that cheered for finland get to watch slovakia beat their asses

Ya, anyone who wears red as hockey fans are assholes. Right spy?

[disneyspy]

Ya, anyone who wears red as hockey fans are assholes. Right spy?

wait a second...

[keithy_19]

i hope those fans in red that cheered for finland get to watch slovakia beat their asses

Thank you!

[KnoxHarrington]

Now it's time for Canada to get it done, beat Slovakia, and give us the US-Canada gold medal game we all want.

Nukes will be flying by the end of that game.

[Dude!]

american boys upset the dutch
that was awesome!

[HBox]

Our Men's and Women's pursuit teams (speed skating) just each knocked out the favorites in each race. The men's team will skate for gold and are guaranteed a medal and the women's team are in the semi's and will have a chance for at least bronze.

[spoon]

It's the Colbert factor.

[spoon]

Honestly, who cares if the Canadian hockey team smoked cigars and had some champagne to celebrate their gold? Just like the Vonn/Mancuso bs, all media driven tripe. I could give two fucks.

[JPMNICK]

Honestly, who cares if the Canadian hockey team smoked cigars and had some champagne to celebrate their gold? Just like the Vonn/Mancuso bs, all media driven tripe. I could give two fucks.

i agree 100000%

leave them alone, who gives a fuck. they celebrated in front of their home crowd. let them enjoy the moment.

[keithy_19]

Honestly, who cares if the Canadian hockey team smoked cigars and had some champagne to celebrate their gold? Just like the Vonn/Mancuso bs, all media driven tripe. I could give two fucks.

I do.

They should have been drinking Molson.

[KnoxHarrington]

I do.

They should have been drinking Molson.

Actually, they were drinking Molsons too.

And this is what I have to say to anyone truly offended by this: shut the fuck up, faggot.

[Snoogans]

canada sweden womens curling gold medal match on CNBC

[sailor]

Actually, they were drinking Molsons too.

And this is what I have to say to anyone truly offended by this: shut the fuck up, faggot.

most of the gay folk i've known have been borderline alcoholics, so i doubt they'd be offended by this either.

thanks for the curling info snoogans.

[keithy_19]

Actually, they were drinking Molsons too.

And this is what I have to say to anyone truly offended by this: shut the fuck up, faggot.

Molsons Triple x?

I've changed my tune. These dames are alright!

[KnoxHarrington]

Molsons Triple x?

I've changed my tune. These dames are alright!

Molson Canadian, in cans:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/302486/Canada-gold-wysh.jpg

And to make this pic even hotter, she's underage to be drinking that. She's 18, and legal drinking age in British Columbia is 19.

[Snoogans]

Molson Canadian, in cans:

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/302486/Canada-gold-wysh.jpg

And to make this pic even hotter, she's underage to be drinking that. She's 18, and legal drinking age in British Columbia is 19.

NARC

[HBox]

I'd be pissed if I was an athlete and the only Olympic medal I ever won was at these Olympics and I'd have to show off a medal that looks like a quarter that was left on the train tracks.

[KnoxHarrington]

I'd be pissed if I was an athlete and the only Olympic medal I ever won was at these Olympics and I'd have to show off a medal that looks like a quarter that was left on the train tracks.

Here's a better view of them:

http://www.blokeish.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/2010-vancouver-olympic-medals-designs-gold-silver-bronz.jpg

Yeah, they're fucking awful.

[HBox]

Cheryl Bernard, letting her hair down, bringing the hotness.

Unfortunately after all the hot curlers through the tournament she's the only one left bringing the hotness.

[spoon]

Cheryl Bernard, letting her hair down, bringing the hotness.

Unfortunately after all the hot curlers through the tournament she's the only one left bringing the hotness.

Just imagine her in her 20s.

[KnoxHarrington]

Cheryl Bernard, letting her hair down, bringing the hotness.

Unfortunately after all the hot curlers through the tournament she's the only one left bringing the hotness.

This Swedish team has, unfortunately, dispelled so many stereotypes.

[spoon]

This Swedish team has, unfortunately, dispelled so many stereotypes.

Maybe they don't match?

[HBox]

This Boomers special looks like the worst thing that will ever poison the airwaves. The last thing I need to do after seeing the sorry state of this country is to watch a special where the people responsible suck their own dicks/

[Dan 'Hampton]

The hot swede women were playing hockey.

[KnoxHarrington]

This Boomers special looks like the worst thing that will ever poison the airwaves. The last thing I need to do after seeing the sorry state of this country is to watch a special where the people responsible suck their own dicks/

I can almost see it going the other way, and Brokaw using it to bash that generation for materialism. Remember he's the same guy who gave us "The Greatest Generation", about how the generation that fought WWII was the best one ever -- an opinion that my father, a member of that generation, thought was horseshit. The Baby Boomers do seem to waver between self-aggrandizement and self-flagellation.

Generational politics are bullshit anyway.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Not true I despise those below the drinking age.

[HBox]

I can almost see it going the other way, and Brokaw using it to bash that generation for materialism. Remember he's the same guy who gave us "The Greatest Generation", about how the generation that fought WWII was the best one ever -- an opinion that my father, a member of that generation, thought was horseshit. The Baby Boomers do seem to waver between self-aggrandizement and self-flagellation.

Generational politics are bullshit anyway.

I'm not going to watch it to find out. From the commercials it certainly doesn't seem to be going that way.

[HBox]

Not true I despise those below the drinking age.

I'm sick of those cocksuckers mooching off the system and adding nothing in return.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Exactly me paying alcohol tax and bottle deposits. Those soda drinking queers.

[spoon]

Nice shot!

[HBox]

It's still close but Sweden is in total control.

[spoon]

It's still close but Sweden is in total control.

Dammit Norberg!


http://film.virtual-history.com/photo/10/large/10503.jpg

[Mitch&Murray]

Cheryl Bernards looking fine

[spoon]

Cheryl Bernards looking fine

She's WAY too young for you grandpa!

[KnoxHarrington]

I wonder if this AT&T snowboarding commercial that uses "Perfect Day" is by the same ad guy who came up with the Carnival Cruises commercial that uses "Lust For Life", and he has some perverse desire to make every commercial have a song about being a junkie in it.

[spoon]

http://www.curlingrussia.com/images/photos/wwcc/2009/wwcc2009norberg.jpg

In the house

[KnoxHarrington]

Brunhilde with a terrible shot there, so now Canada's up by 2 going into the final end.

Sweden does have the hammer, though.

Holy shit, I understand curling.

[KnoxHarrington]

Canada just blew it. Sweden with a good shot at getting 2 and tying the game.

[weekapaugjz]

Canada just blew it. Sweden with a good shot at getting 2 and tying the game.

OVERTIME!!!

[spoon]

Brunhilde with a terrible shot there, so now Canada's up by 2 going into the final end.

Sweden does have the hammer, though.

Holy shit, I understand curling.

down two with the hammer or down one without it ...both only end up winning ~14% of the time

yet nordberg did it!

[KnoxHarrington]

And that one really dumpy fat chick on Sweden gets them 2, and we're off to extra ends.

[spoon]

And that one really dumpy fat chick on Sweden gets them 2, and we're off to extra ends.

Watch ur mouth!

She's up there with Pat Battle!

[spoon]

And that one really dumpy fat chick on Sweden gets them 2, and we're off to extra ends.

"Fuck you!"

http://dailyqi.com/images/curling%20a%20norberg.jpg

[sailor]

these commercial breaks are for shit.

[spoon]

I'm sooo sick of curling. It's like watching a game of shuffleboard in a bar as you await playing yourself. They play WAY too many games.

Where do they get all this stamina!? Ha!

[weekapaugjz]

ha ha! fuck you canada!

[disneyspy]

oh canada

[TheGameHHH]

so over curling, bring on the fuckin hockey

[spoon]

oh canada

our home and native land

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41363000/jpg/_41363876_oly7.jpg

[spoon]

so over curling, bring on the fuckin hockey

we agree again!

fuck u

[disneyspy]

we stand on guard for thee

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0anE3xd0QQ8AR/610x.jpg

[weekapaugjz]

let's go slovakia!

[KnoxHarrington]

I think Canada is paying the price for that fat-ass soulpatch-wearing douche who brought the Opening Ceremonies to a crashing halt with his awful "slam poetry" about how great Canada is.

It was a very un-Canadian thing to do, Canucks. You shouldn't brag. It's not that your country sucks, it's just that we like the fact you aren't mouthy assholes about how great it is like Americans are. You betrayed your nature in that ceremony, Canada, and you are paying for it.

[spoon]

although, i'd love to beat canada on home ice to repay the favor

yet fuck them, I'd rather them being forced to fight for the bronze

it won't happen, but I can hope

[spoon]

I think Canada is paying the price for that fat-ass soulpatch-wearing douche who brought the Opening Ceremonies to a crashing halt with his awful "slam poetry" about how great Canada is.

It was a very un-Canadian thing to do, Canucks. You shouldn't brag. It's not that your country sucks, it's just that we like the fact you aren't mouthy assholes about how great it is like Americans are. You betrayed your nature in that ceremony, Canada, and you are paying for it.

Wow, glad i missed that.

[weekapaugjz]

it won't happen, but I can hope

i thought the same thing with sweden and slovakia

[spoon]

i thought the same thing with sweden and slovakia

I actually called that one. Slovakia is pretty solid, but Halak will be too slow laterally to defend against this Canadian team. He's big but too slow at times. For the Slovaks to win, it'll have to be a crazy score fest, and Luongo won't let it happen either. Now that system goalie Marty is out, they're way more dangerous. That's right HHH, system goalie!

[spoon]

The two biggest misses for me on predictions were this last us/fin game (had it way closer) and the fact that Germany was sooo bad. Outside of that, I was pretty much on it.

[disneyspy]

canada fucked up when they started with this shit

http://i50.tinypic.com/k5387p.jpg

[midwestjeff]

Is it over yet?

[disneyspy]

Is it over yet?

hell no,our gingers are kickin ass

[TheGameHHH]

I actually called that one. Slovakia is pretty solid, but Halak will be too slow laterally to defend against this Canadian team. He's big but too slow at times. For the Slovaks to win, it'll have to be a crazy score fest, and Luongo won't let it happen either. Now that system goalie Marty is out, they're way more dangerous. That's right HHH, system goalie!

system goalie my ass


fuck u

[spoon]

they shouldn't have even allowed his name on the cup and just put "insert goalie here via mind numbing trap/clutch and grab style"

[disneyspy]

they shouldn't have even allowed his name on the cup and just put "insert goalie here via mind numbing trap/clutch and grab style"

i agree marty brodeur is the most over rated goalie IN HISTORY!

[weekapaugjz]

i agree marty brodeur is the most over rated goalie IN HISTORY!

then you've never heard of rick dipeitro

[disneyspy]

then you've never heard of rick dipeitro

no one gives a shit about him,hes not even rated

[spoon]

just look at that nobody they used when he was injured last year

same exact end result

in fact, if they stuck with him (since Clemmensen was clearly the better goalie last year) my guess is they wouldn't have fallen apart in monumental style to lose so early in the playoffs. They might have finally had a shot to put a real goalie's name on the Stanley Cup.

[spoon]

then you've never heard of rick dipeitro

who?

[disneyspy]

ever notice how good the devils do until it comes time to get into the cup? thats marty choking on the green wienie

[midwestjeff]

http://elvispelvis.com/Apr11_14.JPGwho?

[Snoogans]

ever notice how good the devils do until it comes time to get into the cup? thats marty choking on the green wienie

umm, they won 3 cups

[disneyspy]

umm, they won 3 cups

the most uninspiring boring cups of all time

[midwestjeff]

the most uninspiring boring cups of all time

I'll wager 5,000 dollars, Alex.

What is the cup of a Chinese catcher?

[Dan 'Hampton]

BTW love that Canadian women lost to Sweden curlers. Yeah we get it your old and good looking, spend more time practicing than hamming it up between games on NBC. Good riddence.

[spoon]

put in budaj

[midwestjeff]

posts

[spoon]

do the vaks have a shot yet?

[midwestjeff]

all.

[spoon]

all.

u back on the sauce jeff?

[disneyspy]

have

[Hottub]

Hot

[midwestjeff]

Lies.

[Hottub]

Hottub shall rule!

[Hottub]

DQ Apolo

[spoon]

somehow, canada can't put this game away

[weekapaugjz]

oh shit! slovakia making this a game.

[brettmojo]

Fucking Canadians.

[LZMan1]

GO SLOVAKIA!!!!!!!



fucking goofy canadians

[spoon]

running out of time!

fuck slovaks played too pussy early

afraid of the canadians and waited too long

[spoon]

hooooly shit!!

he had that net open!!! shoots wide!

fuck me!

[weekapaugjz]

you blew it demitra!

[KnoxHarrington]

Well, we got our US/Canada gold medal match. Barely.

[TheGameHHH]

bring on the Canadians

[spoon]

for how bad the first 5 periods of hockey were today, that period was awesome

for US fans, the first and last periods of today's game were great

if only demitra wasn't 50

[KnoxHarrington]

Bronze medal hockey game about to start.

It'll be interesting to see how Finland plays after being made to look like total bitches yesterday.

[Dan 'Hampton]

Again no HD. I want to see the big penny given to a team in HD!

[KnoxHarrington]

Looks like Finland waited until the 2nd period to shit the bed tonight.

[opie's twisted balls]

in no particular order

1) wow
2) I'm happy to be home
3) I had an amazing time
4) Vancouver is amazing
5) Olympic tourists are horny
6) Canada is pulling their shit together nicely
7) my liver hurts
8) did I mention wow?
9) I'm going to sleep for a week
10) I spent far too much money
11) I collected/traded a ton of swag
12) I missed my dog
13) met a lot of cool people
14) my customers were mostly (one ended up in jail) well behaved
15) oh ya.....
http://i49.tinypic.com/9gekix.jpg

[TheGameHHH]

hockey in 13 hours......wouldn't surprise me if spoon rooted for Canada


GO USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Snoogans]

in no particular order

1) wow
2) I'm happy to be home
3) I had an amazing time
4) Vancouver is amazing
5) Olympic tourists are horny
6) Canada is pulling their shit together nicely
7) my liver hurts
8) did I mention wow?
9) I'm going to sleep for a week
10) I spent far too much money
11) I collected/traded a ton of swag
12) I missed my dog
13) met a lot of cool people
14) my customers were mostly (one ended up in jail) well behaved
15) oh ya.....
http://i49.tinypic.com/9gekix.jpg

where's my fuckin sweatshirt?

[opie's twisted balls]

where's my fuckin sweatshirt?
Where's SR71's kiss? :laugh:

And how ya feeling lately? Hopefully better!

[Snoogans]

Where's SR71's kiss? :laugh:

And how ya feeling lately? Hopefully better!

I would be doin good if not for these awful olympics i just watched

[TeeBone]

NBC has been using Phish music for a lot of its bumper music. Whomever is in the sound truck for the broadcast is great !

[sailor]

http://i49.tinypic.com/9gekix.jpg

so, the usa just set the record for total medals at an olympics and you're claiming it as a victory for canada?

and why would there be a bonus for curling, which isn't big here but is huge in canada. that's like giving a bonus for basketball in the summer olympics. oh, and nice choke by the canadian women there.

[El Mudo]

Lets go USA!! DO IT!!

http://www.rampageprowrestling.net/images/duggan.jpg

[opie's twisted balls]

so, the usa just set the record for total medals at an olympics and you're claiming it as a victory for canada?
And Canada set a new record for the number of gold medals. As for "victory" I'm using the formula that an american put forward. You had ample opportunity to suggest something else.

and why would there be a bonus for curling, which isn't big here but is huge in canada. that's like giving a bonus for basketball in the summer olympics. oh, and nice choke by the canadian women there.
I suggested adding the bonus for curling since there seemed to be a lot of interest from the rf.net membership and until both your men's and women's teams shit the bed there was a lot of trash talking about how well you'd do. Don't want to have curling as part of the bonus structure? Fine by me.

http://i50.tinypic.com/jim1xg.jpg

[Snoogans]

im sure the USA would set gold metal records if they built death trap events and only let USA practice on them too

[opie's twisted balls]

im sure the USA would set gold metal records if they built death trap events and only let USA practice on them too
One careless Georgian luger does not a deathtrap make.

Guess the US women's hockey team couldn't find any ice to practice on.

[Snoogans]

half the fuckin bobsledders who didnt pull out of the race crashed

[opie's twisted balls]

half the fuckin bobsledders who didnt pull out of the race crashed
no guts, no glory

http://i45.tinypic.com/m9re5k.jpg

[Snoogans]

notice those are all women's events

[hammersavage]

Will there be commercials?

[weekapaugjz]

Let's fucking go!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I am really shocked team USA didn't bust out the retro jerseys again.

[opie's twisted balls]

notice those are all women's events
Actually no....

The Canadian men have 7 gold which is a technical tie with the us 7. Technical since for some reason Shaun White (who I'm sure has a pussy given his faggoty hair) is allowed to compete as a man.

[opie's twisted balls]

http://i46.tinypic.com/66alg5.jpg

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[opie's twisted balls]

http://i49.tinypic.com/2qk19fp.jpg

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[weekapaugjz]

On the board. One more.

[hammersavage]

Luongo seems out of sorts the last few minutes. Keep throwing 'em at him boys

[KnoxHarrington]

Well, I guess the only question left in these Olympics is if the closing ceremony will be as gay and incomprehensible as the opening ceremony was.

As long as that fatass slam poetry douche doesn't show up, I'll consider it better.

[opie's twisted balls]

crushed!

http://i48.tinypic.com/b6ramr.jpg

[HBox]

crushed!

http://i48.tinypic.com/b6ramr.jpg

That you had to sit down and take time to devise a different system that makes Canada look like it did better at the Olympics and make a table showing it and post it on the internet says everything about who actually did better at the Olympics.

EDIT: And now that I'm looking at it, a table with incorrect math.

[LZMan1]

tht looks loike "howie math" to me

[LZMan1]

*that

[Dan 'Hampton]

I'm not satisfied winning most medals with most of gem being silver and gold. Just like I wouldn't wear a conference champion ring if I lost the championship. F that slouch Vonn she blew it.

[DolaMight]

crushed!

http://i48.tinypic.com/b6ramr.jpg

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5584/31808051.gif

[KnoxHarrington]

How funny would it have been if that fourth leg hadn't lifted this time too?

[disneyspy]

crushed!

http://i48.tinypic.com/b6ramr.jpg

well one thing we've got going for us,we're better at math than canadians

[Furtherman]

Well done Canada. Saved by a mime!

[KnoxHarrington]

Holy shit this song is awful

[brettmojo]

Well done Canada. Saved by a mime!

I bet he get's all the wine he can drink.

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/southpark/images/3/35/Frenchcanada.jpg

[badmonkey]

At least in the USA, we've got some of our "first people" left over to trot out for crap like this. Canada has apparently wiped theirs out completely. Chief Bill Williams and Chief Justin George? Seriously? Is anybody falling for this?

[Snoogans]

crushed!

http://i48.tinypic.com/b6ramr.jpg

shouldnt canada only get like .6 points for every 1 US point, like money?

[Snoogans]

this is fuckin terrible

I keep waiting to hear her yell SINCE YOU BEEEEN GONE