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Midkiff
11-06-2007, 06:55 AM
is there a cat picture thread?

Is there?

Death Metal Moe
11-06-2007, 07:10 AM
Knock it off.

I hate to disagree with you MikeyMAN, but if there was ever at thread to ruin with cat pics, it's this heaping pile of shit.

mikeyboy
11-06-2007, 07:15 AM
I hate to disagree with you MikeyMAN, but if there was ever at thread to ruin with cat pics, it's this heaping pile of shit.

By my count, he's currently befouling 4 separate threads with unfunny cat pics. Keep it in one of the actual cat threads.

Midkiff
11-06-2007, 07:18 AM
Yeah, I always thought the mega-merged anti-dave thread would be perfect for these things.


but i'll go to the kitten fight thread

Midkiff
11-20-2007, 07:10 AM
This one certainly does belong here.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb274/cuntymcslut/esd-stoars-me-heer-fore-adishnul-yo.jpg

Dougie Brootal
11-20-2007, 08:04 AM
This one certainly does belong here.

http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb274/cuntymcslut/esd-stoars-me-heer-fore-adishnul-yo.jpg

i just wanna know where you got a pic of a japanese guys fridge with a dog in it.

Midkiff
11-20-2007, 12:48 PM
i just wanna know where you got a pic of a japanese guys fridge with a dog in it.

:lol:

just got lucky at the LOLcat builder.

ahhdurr
11-25-2007, 04:39 AM
Dave adds an element to the show that is sorely needed ... really, he's the only other member of the team carrying any gear. If you knew the show from over the years, Fez has increasingly been dealing with personal issues and the addition of Earl as producer has been good for a flying cowbell and the occasional Ron tirade, but really... without Dave, the interesting factor in the show goes south quick. That's not to say that the show is not intensely interesting but let's face it - it's mostly Ron these days.

The thing I really like about Dave's performance on the show is his unbridled transparency - he has no idea that a 30 year old man should hide the fact that his 3 year old nephew gives him a boner and that kind of stuff is worth the price of admission into the cringe theater that is Ron, Fez (and dumb Dave)... most recently Dave brought a microphone out onto the street and made a spectacle of himself that would have landed him in a mental hospital if it weren't the city. YAY DAVE!!:thumbup:

yesican
01-11-2008, 10:14 AM
Why Would He Degrade Fez Like He Did. I Want Fez To Make Dave His Slave For A Month

kaisersosay50
01-11-2008, 10:14 AM
Enough is enough!!! This is not the Ron & Dave show, It's Ron & Fez!!!! That bit went way too far, and Dave showed no respect for Fez. That was no "work"...He's an ASSHOLE!!!:furious::furious::furious:

Dougie Brootal
01-11-2008, 10:15 AM
can we merge this with the anti dave penultimate thread?

weezcase
01-11-2008, 10:15 AM
agreed Dave crossed the line with that "what are you gonna do cry" line

drjoek
01-11-2008, 10:16 AM
Unless we're all getting worked
I agree 110% He should be fired onn the spot and go on welfare with his pregnant wife
Stop making excuses
FUCK HIM

MikeB
01-11-2008, 10:16 AM
Problem is he hasnt been genuine with an apology yet, he called him stent boy and said what are you going to cry when he got in trouble.
Now he is crying cause he knows he is in trouble.

Snoogans
01-11-2008, 10:17 AM
ITS FAKE. I dont believe this is really happening cause Dave woulda been out in 1 second

yojimbo7248
01-11-2008, 10:17 AM
It's fine being a prick but Dave is not funny. Fire his ass. That "slave boy" crap was beyond stupid and boring.

Be82099
01-11-2008, 10:19 AM
I really wish Fez would have gone off on Dave. Not cool Dave.

ToLEEdo
01-11-2008, 10:19 AM
I have always been a big Dave supporter but that is not normal Dave. He has been off bit with his humor and completely bad and unfunny. What he did to Fez was awful. I don't know what happened.

Also, Ron is great for knowing how the Slave bit should have gone when no one saw an oppourtunity for it to actually be funny.

Judge Smails
01-11-2008, 10:20 AM
http://www.sitebox.ltd.uk/prodimages/Drillbits/HSS/Hss_L.jpg

Chimee
01-11-2008, 10:21 AM
I doubt it was a bit because Ron and Fred from Brooklyn were just talking normally and Ron sounded really surprised when Fez started swearing at Dave.

kaisersosay50
01-11-2008, 10:22 AM
The show has had too much Dave anyway. And, what made him funny was his self deprecating material, and making himself the fool...not FEZ!!!:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

MikeB
01-11-2008, 10:23 AM
you people that think this is a bit were the same ones that thought dave and casey was a bit.

yesican
01-11-2008, 10:24 AM
Ron Make Dave Eat Dog Shit From A Dog Bowl See How He Likes It Fuck You Dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

King Hippos Bandaid
01-11-2008, 10:28 AM
I hate missing the show

Dave is the Man until, I can listen to this and see if it is a bit


2 words people

MIDNIGHT RIDER!!!!!!

menbutts
01-11-2008, 10:31 AM
I've been listening to RnF since they came to WNEW wayy back. (BAC:25142) and I have to say I can't stand dave he makes it difficult to listen sometimes. Ron really hit the nail on the head today. it seems as if he is afraid that a second might pass that he isn't on the air and being wacky...making fez cry in a bit that was soooo unfunny it was really bringing the show down. hopefully the outcome of this is that we don't hear from him for a while.

Ron and Fez please take a much needed "dave break"

bnceo
01-11-2008, 10:35 AM
Please give Dave a long break. Make him pay. He went WAY too far. I feel really bad for Fez. Hope he comes back.

ToLEEdo
01-11-2008, 10:39 AM
Everything Dave says is a set up for his own bit. I'll take a lie detector test...more air time for Dave that wouldn't pay off

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 10:48 AM
i was going to work - what is the hubalub with dave - did he do something dumb

Dougie Brootal
01-11-2008, 10:52 AM
thanks.



dave smashed pizza in fezzies face and fezzie walked out. he is lost in the rain and dave made it all about him.

drjoek
01-11-2008, 10:55 AM
Why does this get merged? There ought to be a forum with a Moderator like that Fitness Forum. I bet the Forum would get more views!

OGC
01-11-2008, 10:57 AM
thanks.



dave smashed pizza in fezzies face and fezzie walked out. he is lost in the rain and dave made it all about him.

Correction, Dave smashed Fez's face into a pizza that was on the floor.

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 10:57 AM
thanks.



dave smashed pizza in fezzies face and fezzie walked out. he is lost in the rain and dave made it all about him.

why the hell did dave do that?! was it part of that stupid master/slave bit? i knew that bit would be bad :nono:

dannyssack
01-11-2008, 10:58 AM
After what he did today, I say no more chances. Dave is a loudmouth that pushes over Fez on the mic. It's the Ron & FEZ Show, East Side CUNT!:furious::furious:

DOHO@HOME
01-11-2008, 11:01 AM
THAT COCK SUCKER IS THE SAME GUY THAT THOUGHT EVERYONE WAS WITH HIM UNTIL HE TURNED AROUND AND HE WAS ALL ALONE WITH EVERYONE ASKING HIM WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING.
GOOD ONE DAVE, DRIVE FEZ DEEPER INTO HIMSELF, IT'S ALWAYS FUNNY WHEN IT'S SOMEONE ELSE YOU FUCKIN RED HEADED ASSHOLE.
GROW THE FUCK UP JERKOFF.
WITHT HE STUPID BET EVERYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO PISS DOWN YOUR FUCKIN PIE HOLE.:furious::wallbash::thumbdown::annoyed:

S0S
01-11-2008, 11:06 AM
Months ago, Dave accepted John's apology for going too far with a joke.

Dave is able to let bygones be bygones.

...

:sad:

Chimee
01-11-2008, 11:15 AM
he is lost in the rain and dave made it all about him.

Because Fez is a small puppy that can't take care of himself.

EffMeBoobs
01-11-2008, 11:18 AM
Jeez enough with the Dave hate, it's old and hack.

The Nature Boy
01-11-2008, 11:19 AM
Dave adds an element to the show that is sorely needed ... really, he's the only other member of the team carrying any gear. If you knew the show from over the years, Fez has increasingly been dealing with personal issues and the addition of Earl as producer has been good for a flying cowbell and the occasional Ron tirade, but really... without Dave, the interesting factor in the show goes south quick. That's not to say that the show is not intensely interesting but let's face it - it's mostly Ron these days.

The thing I really like about Dave's performance on the show is his unbridled transparency - he has no idea that a 30 year old man should hide the fact that his 3 year old nephew gives him a boner and that kind of stuff is worth the price of admission into the cringe theater that is Ron, Fez (and dumb Dave)... most recently Dave brought a microphone out onto the street and made a spectacle of himself that would have landed him in a mental hospital if it weren't the city. YAY DAVE!!:thumbup:

I hear what you're saying, but here's my issue with him. Dave turned heel today in spectacular fashion. And then one segment later we're back and he's got the Tullamore Dew weepy voice on. That REALLY infuriated me as much as anything. Heel Dave, interesting, but this crying guy act makes me think the whole segement previously was NOT a work.

Fez has stepped back some, you are right, but I think thats because Dave's prescence has allowed him to. FORCE Fez to step again by FIRING Dave. Send him to fucking Joe Poo land. I hope Fez comes back wishing for a miscarriage.

Dougie Brootal
01-11-2008, 11:20 AM
Because Fez is a small puppy that can't take care of himself.

not what i was implying. just saying that fez left and dave made everyone focus on him.

EffMeBoobs
01-11-2008, 11:21 AM
I hope Fez comes back wishing for a miscarriage.

Really inappropriate douchebag.

The Nature Boy
01-11-2008, 11:24 AM
Really inappropriate douchebag.


And him calling him Stent-boy from out of left field and in what was really a non-joking context tacked onto the end of what on the surface was not a bit was appropriate? Lets see Fez come off with some fire after this!

Knowledged_one
01-11-2008, 11:24 AM
Jeez enough with the Dave hate, it's old and hack.

Its neither old nor hack

People have a visceral reaction to the guy because they dont like him, whats so hard to understand about that

Todays show was absolutely dreadful after the Fez bit of the year. The guy adds nothing to the show

Where should we post our displeasure then please do tell

Knowledged_one
01-11-2008, 11:25 AM
Really inappropriate douchebag.

howver i do agree with you on this point

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 11:26 AM
<p><font size="5">Dave Stays!</font></p><p><font size="1">but has to take Anger Management classes. too scary today...</font></p>

agreed! he has to learn what is and isnt funny, and how to consider other people

EffMeBoobs
01-11-2008, 11:26 AM
Its neither old nor hack

People have a visceral reaction to the guy because they dont like him, whats so hard to understand about that

Todays show was absolutely dreadful after the Fez bit of the year. The guy adds nothing to the show

Where should we post our displeasure then please do tell

On Wackbag.

EffMeBoobs
01-11-2008, 11:27 AM
And him calling him Stent-boy from out of left field and in what was really a non-joking context tacked onto the end of what on the surface was not a bit was appropriate? Lets see Fez come off with some fire after this!

Ignore what I said, good job.

Fez has been called worse. But again wishing a miscarriage on someone who is pregnant is no fucking joke and is really distasteful.

S0S
01-11-2008, 11:29 AM
On...


I would appreciate it if people did not just come to rag on Dave.

Caseyelan
01-11-2008, 11:30 AM
I hope Fez comes back wishing for a miscarriage.

Did I do something here?

Knowledged_one
01-11-2008, 11:31 AM
On Wackbag.

well the world isnt all sunshine and lollipops so people dont go to one board to be happy and posititve and another to be dicks

You have to take the good and the bad

I mean people could say the same about your response to being Daves knight in shining armor as old and hack couldnt they?

led37zep
01-11-2008, 11:31 AM
Did I do something here?

No, you're fine, just someone posting shit thats WAAAAAY out of line.

Chimee
01-11-2008, 11:31 AM
not what i was implying. just saying that fez left and dave made everyone focus on him.

That wasn't specifically about you, that's just the feeling I got from all these people telling Dave to go look for Fez.

Knowledged_one
01-11-2008, 11:32 AM
Did I do something here?

No and i think you know that 99.9% of the people here would never wish that on you

The Nature Boy
01-11-2008, 11:32 AM
Ignore what I said, good job.

Fez has been called worse. But again wishing a miscarriage on someone who is pregnant is no fucking joke and is really distasteful.

This is a strange divide, trying to ascertain where the line lies between bit and reality. Ronnie is constantly "Carnies and Rubes" but today, I don't know, it seemed really mean spirited and Dave went for the jugular on someone who hadn't attacked him because he couldn't lash out at the big dog. Not knowing Fez personally, but seeing the line blurred between work and shoot on the air, Fez seems to me to either be constantly worried about his reputation as "stent-boy" or just fighting it off beneath the surface. A miscarriage is an awful thing, its life and death, but so is that to Fez, and just because Ronnie got in Dave's kitchen, there was no call to cross THAT line in THAT context. Fez needs to show some fight, and I'd love to see him go nuculear on Dave off the bat. I'd be equally satisified, again, to see him vanish into that Joe Poo Siberia of never being spoken of again.

We all love Fezzie and despite him taking a step back, its still half his show. I don't know how Dave could have been any uglier today.

S0S
01-11-2008, 11:32 AM
Ignore what I said, good job.

Fez has been called worse. But again wishing a miscarriage on someone who is pregnant is no fucking joke and is really distasteful.

Why are you adding that to this thread?

Chimee
01-11-2008, 11:32 AM
Did I do something here?

Did you not get the memo that everything that Dave does is directly tied to you and your unborn child?

The Nature Boy
01-11-2008, 11:35 AM
Did I do something here?


You did not, I only think Fez needs to get his fight back. Dave was completely out of line today Casey, but no one wishes you or your family ill.

But what Dave did today, if not pre-planned, was something firable in my mind, because he was out of control. How can he do that to the guy the show is named after?

Dirtybird12
01-11-2008, 11:36 AM
this thread is :thumbup:funny.

Can someone print it out and make it a book?

Chimee
01-11-2008, 11:37 AM
That would be the most redundant book ever printed.

reillyluck
01-11-2008, 11:37 AM
I hear what you're saying, but here's my issue with him. Dave turned heel today in spectacular fashion. And then one segment later we're back and he's got the Tullamore Dew weepy voice on. That REALLY infuriated me as much as anything. Heel Dave, interesting, but this crying guy act makes me think the whole segement previously was NOT a work.

Fez has stepped back some, you are right, but I think thats because Dave's prescence has allowed him to. FORCE Fez to step again by FIRING Dave. Send him to fucking Joe Poo land. I hope Fez comes back wishing for a miscarriage.

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH AN UNBORN CHILD? GROW THE FUCK UP.

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 11:39 AM
Did I do something here?

no, you didnt. and the asses that are saying things about you in this thread are nothing but dicks. dave did something that was way over the line, but you should not be brought into this. frankly, im not to happy with what dave has done (others told me), but you are fine. you are a jem!

led37zep
01-11-2008, 11:41 AM
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH AN UNBORN CHILD? GROW THE FUCK UP.

Um, Psst, Reilly....you're in California now. We're kinda passive aggressive out here. This form of confrontation makes us feel a bit uncomfortable. :glurps:

:happy:

Caseyelan
01-11-2008, 11:42 AM
I have yet to truly encounter anyone from this site who wishes me or the baby harm. HOWEVER, I would like to remind people that if Dave said somethings, and it went out of control and he really hurt fez today.... I assure you, they are buddies and will work it out. Dave has very little censor.... I know he feels bad for this.

bermygoon
01-11-2008, 11:43 AM
Did I do something here?

I would suggest you take a break from the boards for the weekend. You don't need this crap for the baby.

You should just tell you husband you aren't getting involved with it also. He dug this mess let him work it out. Let him learn to be a man.

That is what I would do, but that is just me. Seriously you are in for a very shitty weekend though if you get involved and that isn't good for you right now I would think.

DiabloSammich
01-11-2008, 11:43 AM
no, you didnt. and the asses that are saying things about you in this thread are nothing but dicks. dave did something that was way over the line, but you should not be brought into this. frankly, im not to happy with what dave has done (others told me), but you are fine. you are a jem!


http://typolis.net/static/ponyundkleid/images/jem%20-%20truly%20outrageous.jpg


Yeah, but who's the Holograms?

Dirtybird12
01-11-2008, 11:44 AM
its obvious the boy needs help. he's becoming the britney spears of the show.

we should help him not hurt him

The Nature Boy
01-11-2008, 11:47 AM
I have yet to truly encounter anyone from this site who wishes me or the baby harm. HOWEVER, I would like to remind people that if Dave said somethings, and it went out of control and he really hurt fez today.... I assure you, they are buddies and will work it out. Dave has very little censor.... I know he feels bad for this.


I would hope so Casey, and as the original insinuator, I would never advocate or hope for anything but the best for you and junior.

But Goddamn Dave pissed me off today. Maybe we're being played, maybe thats part of the bit, and maybe they'll work it out, but some things you can't unsay. The poor guy will be wondering if this is just whats under everyone's breath, when its probably in the back of his mind, and damn it, that sucks. A lot of us have lived and died with this guy for a long time. I was DEVASTATED when they left NYC for DC. They mean a lot to us, and the bit on this show has never been the staff attacking the hosts. Thats what bothers me as much as anything to, that you could honestly feel the bit turn into cruelty and how could he have that in him to do that to Fez? Because he took a ten minute verbal bitch slap from Ron? Take it out on Pitz, Earl, Lilly, whoever, even take it out on Ron, but to cheapshot Fez, I think thats why you'll see tensions run high.

reillyluck
01-11-2008, 11:48 AM
http://typolis.net/static/ponyundkleid/images/jem%20-%20truly%20outrageous.jpg


Yeah, but who's the Holograms?

today's show was truly truly truly outrageous.

mikeyboy
01-11-2008, 11:48 AM
I have yet to truly encounter anyone from this site who wishes me or the baby harm. HOWEVER, I would like to remind people that if Dave said somethings, and it went out of control and he really hurt fez today.... I assure you, they are buddies and will work it out. Dave has very little censor.... I know he feels bad for this.

I missed most of what went down, but I suspect this is the most illuminating post in this thread.

DiabloSammich
01-11-2008, 11:50 AM
I missed most of what went down, but I suspect this is the most illuminating post in this thread.



You obviously missed my Jem and The Holograms joke. It was awesome.

Caseyelan
01-11-2008, 11:54 AM
I missed most of what went down, but I suspect this is the most illuminating post in this thread.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/DClark/homerun.jpg



hack.

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 11:54 AM
http://typolis.net/static/ponyundkleid/images/jem%20-%20truly%20outrageous.jpg


Yeah, but who's the Holograms?

well, casey gets to be Jem of course! You can be Aja and i will be Carmen - Shana can be . . . thejives or king hippos bandaid.

we will be the best Holograms band of all time!

AlabamaMan
01-11-2008, 11:55 AM
Did I do something here?

Nope, you didn't. Would you like a Lunch report?

EffMeBoobs
01-11-2008, 11:55 AM
Casey, but no one wishes you or your family ill.



You actually did in an indirect way of hoping Fez wishes a miscarriage on her baby.

Caseyelan
01-11-2008, 11:55 AM
but some things you can't unsay.


You're right. Butter is NOT a condiment.

King Hippos Bandaid
01-11-2008, 11:55 AM
Dave has no filter. it works well in his crazy stunts, or when he makes a mistake with facts or gets into screaming tangent , we get a good larf

Lets not all cast stones because this lack of a filter caused him to snap at Fez, If it costs him his job, lets not add insult to his dream being crushed.

he knows what he did was wrong


or it could be

Carnies and Rubes

and we are the latter part

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 11:59 AM
Dave has no filter. it works well in his crazy stunts, or when he makes a mistake with facts or gets into screaming tangent , we get a good larf

Lets not all cast stones because this lack of a filter caused him to snap at Fez, If it costs him his job, lets not add insult to his dream being crushed.

he knows what he did was wrong


or it could be

Carnies and Rubes

and we are the latter part


i think that was a nice little rap-up.

Chimee
01-11-2008, 12:01 PM
Careful with what you say there Hippo, someone might join the site to threaten to kick your ass. You can't just go around acting like Dave is an actual person that can make mistakes.

AlabamaMan
01-11-2008, 12:06 PM
Why are there so many people still here???? This is MY time:wacko:

The Nature Boy
01-11-2008, 12:07 PM
Careful with what you say there Hippo, someone might join the site to threaten to kick your ass. You can't just go around acting like Dave is an actual person that can make mistakes.

Give me a break with the "mistake" thing. You also have to be cognizant of consequence in this life, and if he doesn't have enough of an internal governor to stop short of where he went to today, then maybe he needs to finally learn from one of these "mistakes".

At what point is a mistake so severe that there is no turning back?

BrentfromTN1
01-11-2008, 12:08 PM
I think Dave is just an over eager guy. He is trying to do anything he can to make the show better (in his eyes, maybe not all of the listeners). I am sure he feels comfortable with Fez, and that is why he took it to far and hurt Fez's feelings. I truly do not think that Dave wanted to hurt Fez or his feelings, he was just trying to be crazy Dave on the radio.

I live down here in TN, so I am not part of the "cool group of inside kids" here on the message board. I think if this is not a bit, we should let them work it out and not have everyone act like middle schoolers and call everyone names and such. I want Fezzie to get back to his normal self and feel good and be as funny as he usually is.

Dave messed up, but let's let Fez worry about it, he is a grown man and can handle it on his own.

drjoek
01-11-2008, 12:09 PM
I have yet to truly encounter anyone from this site who wishes me or the baby harm. HOWEVER, I would like to remind people that if Dave said somethings, and it went out of control and he really hurt fez today.... I assure you, they are buddies and will work it out. Dave has very little censor.... I know he feels bad for this.

Veru little censor is one thing but going to far is another thing. If he has hurt Fez's feelings to the extent it appears, he has a lot more than feeling bad for this. Fences need to be mended.
Sometimes what makes the show great also pushes it out on a precarious perch. things got way out of hand today.
If Fez is upset it upsets alot of us.

Caseyelan
01-11-2008, 12:09 PM
At what point is a mistake so severe that there is no turning back?

Giving out a social security # OR killing a jew. IMO.

drjoek
01-11-2008, 12:10 PM
Dave has no filter. it works well in his crazy stunts, or when he makes a mistake with facts or gets into screaming tangent , we get a good larf

Lets not all cast stones because this lack of a filter caused him to snap at Fez, If it costs him his job, lets not add insult to his dream being crushed.

he knows what he did was wrong


or it could be

Carnies and Rubes

and we are the latter part


BAN HIM!!!!

AlabamaMan
01-11-2008, 12:10 PM
Giving out a social security # OR killing a jew. IMO.

Does that mean you don't read my Lunch Reports?

The Nature Boy
01-11-2008, 12:11 PM
Giving out a social security # OR killing a jew. IMO.

well the jew thing, sure.

Casey, can you please try to seriously explain your husband here. What the fuck was in that guy's mind today?

Has Fez been found yet?

mikeyboy
01-11-2008, 12:12 PM
I've been declining to comment because I haven't heard the segment yet, but I want to echo what Casey said. Fez and Dave are friends, and I'd be hard pressed to believe that Dave would intentionally hurt Fez. My guess is that he was trying to make the slave boy bit work and made some really poor decisions. My guess is that Dave is beating himself up right now even harder than his worst haters.

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 12:13 PM
Does that mean you don't read my Lunch Reports?

i want to hear your lunch report, AlabamaMan!

http://a354.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/6/s_1c932a55819c6a611177920768e4c4f1.jpg

angrymissy
01-11-2008, 12:14 PM
Giving out a social security # OR killing a jew. IMO.

NICE! I can't wait for my DougoutDoug Amex to arrive! Platinum baby!

Freitag
01-11-2008, 12:16 PM
Giving out a social security # OR killing a jew. IMO.

David McDonald: 457-55-5462

Idiot shouldn't leave his wallet around me.

drjoek
01-11-2008, 12:17 PM
I've been declining to comment because I haven't heard the segment yet, but I want to echo what Casey said. Fez and Dave are friends, and I'd be hard pressed to believe that Dave would intentionally hurt Fez. My guess is that he was trying to make the slave boy bit work and made some really poor decisions. My guess is that Dave is beating himself up right now even harder than his worst haters.

Could be true but my question is: Is that enough of a consequence for how he behaved today? To me there ought to be more of repercussions for what he did today. Hell they gave Kelly Tilgman 2 weeks off and Sharpton wants her fired for a little joke and Dave went WAY over the line today with his bit and upset and disturbed one of the hosts of the show. In my workplace there are consequences for these types of actions just not feeling really really bad.

Chimee
01-11-2008, 12:18 PM
I've been declining to comment because I haven't heard the segment yet, but I want to echo what Casey said. Fez and Dave are friends, and I'd be hard pressed to believe that Dave would intentionally hurt Fez. My guess is that he was trying to make the slave boy bit work and made some really poor decisions. My guess is that Dave is beating himself up right now even harder than his worst haters.

It sounded like Dave got frustrated about the slave boy thing not working and wanted to take it up a notch.

Earlshog
01-11-2008, 12:18 PM
Giving out a social security # OR killing a jew. IMO.


I agree with you on the social security number :wink:

The Nature Boy
01-11-2008, 12:19 PM
I've been declining to comment because I haven't heard the segment yet, but I want to echo what Casey said. Fez and Dave are friends, and I'd be hard pressed to believe that Dave would intentionally hurt Fez. My guess is that he was trying to make the slave boy bit work and made some really poor decisions. My guess is that Dave is beating himself up right now even harder than his worst haters.


Seriously, report back here after you listen, I'll be interested to hear what you have to say.

To me, and some others, he blew past the line, but maybe we are overreacting, I don't know. It felt ugly today.

mikeyboy
01-11-2008, 12:19 PM
Could be true but my question is: Is that enough of a consequence for how he behaved today? To me there ought to be more of repercussions for what he did today. Hell they gave Kelly Tilgman 2 weeks off and Sharpton wants her fired for a little joke and Dave went WAY over the line today with his bit and upset and disturbed one of the hosts of the show. In my workplace there are consequences for these types of actions just not feeling really really bad.

That's your opinion, but really it's up to the show how to handle this. Really, since all of the people affected today have a relationship off-air that the listeners aren't privy to, it's only of their concern.

AlabamaMan
01-11-2008, 12:19 PM
i want to hear your lunch report, AlabamaMan!

http://a354.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/6/s_1c932a55819c6a611177920768e4c4f1.jpg

Its on the listening thread, it was great. and nice picture of that bowling guy

Freitag
01-11-2008, 12:22 PM
There was a darkness in Dave's voice that I didn't like. I agree that in the heat of the moment, we may say or do things that we then realize as it spirals out of control that we've made a tactical error.

It doesn't make you a bad person.

Now, if you excuse me, I have to finish this presentation for retirement. :wallbash:

ToLEEdo
01-11-2008, 12:23 PM
Giving out a social security # OR killing a jew. IMO.

Comments like this make me want the trading places show to happen.

mendyweiss
01-11-2008, 12:27 PM
Giving out a social security # OR killing a jew. IMO.

Mendy is a big fan of Casey !

drjoek
01-11-2008, 12:27 PM
That's your opinion, but really it's up to the show how to handle this. Really, since all of the people affected today have a relationship off-air that the listeners aren't privy to, it's only of their concern.

Agreed

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 12:28 PM
Its on the listening thread, it was great. and nice picture of that bowling guy

in these tense waters of "everything Ron and Fez" i try to bring serenity

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Chris from TX
01-11-2008, 12:32 PM
Damn I wish I hadn't missed all but the last bit of the show.

If anything, I hope this humbles Dave enough to think twice (or at least a little harder) about bits like this. The slave bit was as much a show-stopper as Earl never queuing audio at the hook.

AlabamaMan
01-11-2008, 12:41 PM
in these tense waters of "everything Ron and Fez" i try to bring serenity

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I love the part well ...all of it "shut up bitch":lol:

Freitag
01-11-2008, 12:44 PM
A lot of us know that once you get on Fez's bad side, it's a long, long time to get back in his good graces. Mikey D immediately comes to mind.

I think Dave has made a serious error in judgment.

It'll be interesting, for the listeners, to see how it pans out.

TheMojoPin
01-11-2008, 12:45 PM
A lot of us know that once you get on Fez's bad side, it's a long, long time to get back in his good graces. Mikey D immediately comes to mind.

ADF is still in the wild.

Basically, if you have a "D" in your name, Fez will end up hating your soul.

Dingbat_Charlie
01-11-2008, 12:46 PM
Basically, if you have a "D" in your name, Fez will end up hating your soul.

crap.

DiabloSammich
01-11-2008, 12:47 PM
ADF is still in the wild.

Basically, if you have a "D" in your name, Fez will end up hating your soul.

"D"ave Mc"D"onal"d".

Three d's. That can't be good.

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 12:51 PM
"D"ave Mc"D"onal"d".

Three d's. That can't be good.

what?! then i must have done bad in skuel :down:

drjoek
01-11-2008, 12:58 PM
Im thinking Fez doesnt make it to the Super Bowl party

Lallybone
01-11-2008, 01:01 PM
and its not like fez and dave arent friends outside work. ive found that you need to blow up on your friends at least once every month or so. apologize and get over it. in no way what dave did was right, but if you cant cross the line with friends, then who can ya cross the line with.

moochcassidy
01-11-2008, 01:13 PM
i truly believe dave just got caught up in a bit gone wrong.

hate the fact that fez got hurt and upset but remember dave's in a kinda weird spot of pushing the crazy ESD angle to keep the show energy up.

personally, i never liked it when he pokes fun at fezzie... maybe this slip up can get them into a better on-air relationship.

drjoek
01-11-2008, 01:18 PM
To what Mooch said
When Ron jokes about Fez he seems to do it from a point of "love" for the guy, breaking his balls Dave just seems mean spirited when he does it. Same with picking on Earl. Dave puts way to much into it

MikeB
01-11-2008, 01:21 PM
Just re-listened to it.
"You going to cry or something, come on it is slave boy week"
"Come on"
"Big deal"
"Oh get over it stint boy."


"I feel a little bad"
Painful to listen to it.

Lallybone
01-11-2008, 01:22 PM
well earl deserves it 99% of the time

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 01:28 PM
well earl deserves it 99% of the time

of course, i thought that was known by all

AlabamaMan
01-11-2008, 01:32 PM
of course, i thought that was known by all

Good now we can make fun of Earl!

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 01:34 PM
Good now we can make fun of Earl!

finally, lets get back to the old days and hate Earl!

moochcassidy
01-11-2008, 01:49 PM
To what Mooch said
When Ron jokes about Fez he seems to do it from a point of "love" for the guy, breaking his balls Dave just seems mean spirited when he does it. Same with picking on Earl. Dave puts way to much into it


as i said, i dont think ive ever laughed at a attempt to slam fez from anyone but ron. its the only thing about the ESD character i dont like...but in the context of the show i can understand why it happened and why fez (quite rightly) stuck up for himself.

as someone who regularly crosses the line with people they care about without thinking or meaning to. im certain dave feels like shite about this and will want to make it up anyway he can.

picking on earl- fuck him

AlabamaMan
01-11-2008, 01:55 PM
Okay now on to Earl.

Gvac
01-11-2008, 01:59 PM
as i said, i dont think ive ever laughed at a attempt to slam fez from anyone but ron. its the only thing about the ESD character i dont like...but in the context of the show i can understand why it happened and why fez (quite rightly) stuck up for himself.

as someone who regularly crosses the line with people they care about without thinking or meaning to. im certain dave feels like shite about this and will want to make it up anyway he can.

picking on earl- fuck him

Amen, Mooch. I posted this in the Listening Thread so I'll just copy it here ---


Getting back to the whole 'slaveboy-Dave-Fez' debacle for a moment, there were many things I didn't like about this bit from day 1 and I'd like to say why I think it didn't work.

First of all, many of the gags were visual, which tends to not work well on the radio. Making Fez wear a dog collar and do the show shirtless? How the fuck do I know? Why should I care?

Secondly, there was no build up to it. The bet was made while the boys were on vacation and the details were posted on the messageboard. Without any on-air tease of things to come, it just kind of materialized this past Monday morning and seemed curious and nonsensical.

Finally, and most importantly, the bit crossed a line. Ron Bennington was, is, and always will be the Alpha male of the Ron and Fez show, and therefore is the only one allowed to abuse Fez in any way, shape or form. Could you picture Rory or Al Dukes or Billy Staples or Wonderboy or any other producer from years past ever raising their voice (let alone hand) to Fez? Bit or not, it was uncomfortable (for me anyway) to see Fez allow himself to take a subservient position to an underling.

Just wanted to get that off my chest.

Aqualad
01-11-2008, 01:59 PM
Oooof, that was painful. I do not like this bit.

drjoek
01-11-2008, 02:00 PM
Dave needs to go back to being a producer which is what I think is his job title.
He has shot himself in the foot as third mic.



Give em enough rope to hang themselves !

Gvac
01-11-2008, 02:01 PM
And that being said, I also want to say that I believe with all my heart that Dave loves Ron, Fez, and the Ron and Fez show with all his heart and only does what he thinks is best for everyone. Although he may make errors in judgment from time to time, his heart is always in the right place so I wouldn't judge him too harshly.

led37zep
01-11-2008, 02:08 PM
Three d's. That can't be good.

Not the first time you've said that huh Sailor?

moochcassidy
01-11-2008, 02:10 PM
anyway im waiting till monday before i buy any of this

these dorty feckers have stung me too many times.

Lady Resin
01-11-2008, 02:29 PM
Dave is going through some tough times. He has the baby on the way. He's been 2nd mic to fill in for Fez. Last year brought in alot of surprises for him. I never got to hear him call into the show as listener only on BO's. He SO wanted to work for RnF. He finally got his dream job. He does have alot of pressure him right now. Dave and Casey are going to find out the sex of the baby on Monday and he's due for his review.

AKA
01-11-2008, 03:40 PM
To echo Mooch, GVac and others, I don't think I've ever laughed when someone other than Ron even slightly teases Fez - other radio shows, callers and especially any producer or intern - the dude has earned respect, long ago. Most come across as unfunny bullies.

ADF is still in the wild.

Basically, if you have a "D" in your name, Fez will end up hating your soul.

The secret is to constantly change your name.

drusilla
01-11-2008, 04:49 PM
Dave is going through some tough times. He has the baby on the way. He's been 2nd mic to fill in for Fez. Last year brought in alot of surprises for him. I never got to hear him call into the show as listener only on BO's. He SO wanted to work for RnF. He finally got his dream job. He does have alot of pressure him right now. Dave and Casey are going to find out the sex of the baby on Monday and he's due for his review.

while all of that may be true & i wish nothing but the best for dave & casey & their baby, he should know that you have to handle fez with kid gloves. i just hope that everything works itself out. they've been friends for a long time, & it would be a shame if that ended & dave was gone from the show.

Fez4PrezN2008
01-11-2008, 04:50 PM
:popcorn:
sure did stir up the rubes



You may remember this from the last time we had an ESD hater fiasco...
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n293/JBphotojunk/ESD-LADIN.jpg

SPeeDy_Freak
01-11-2008, 04:55 PM
Dave's been given way too much airtime and, whether it was a bit or real.... Dave doesn't know when to let up.

If it's not a bit, Dave should coult his lucky stars if he is not out of a job for how he treated Fez (although Dave's poor acting came through again).

Last time I checked it was the Ron and Fez show. That is how it should be and get Dave off the mic.

Turtle
01-11-2008, 05:49 PM
I’m disappointed in Dave but I don’t believe that firing him is the answer. Fez was clearly angry and frustrated with Dave and lashed out at him for several reasons. First for taking the bit to far and physically hurting Fez, and secondly for disrupting Fez’s come back. In my opinion I think that Fez is probably frustrated with the growing roll that ESD as played on the Ron & Fez show. Now I understand that Fez has had some health issues, but it seems to me that every time Fez starts to make a come back, Dave jumps into the conversation and tends to take over.

If Dave is fired, the Fez looks like a bad guy. He looks like the guy who got a man fired who has a child on the way. A dismissal of Dave is a no win for Fez. I don’t believe that Fez wants to have Dave fired, I think that Fez wants to have Dave take a much less active roll in the program. I think Fez wants to be Fez again.

The sad part of the show today was that Dave’s habit of pushing things to the limit (his on air problems with Earl, his shit eating, the bagel in the ass) to contribute to great radio is the reason that Fez got hurt/angry. Dave didn’t have the intent to hurt Fez but his actions clearly resulted in Fez leaving the show.

Dave needs to be taken off the air for a considerable length of time and let him focus on the work of a producer. We should let Fez and Dave work out any animosity that exists.

conman823
01-11-2008, 06:05 PM
Dave is going through some tough times. He has the baby on the way. He's been 2nd mic to fill in for Fez. Last year brought in alot of surprises for him. I never got to hear him call into the show as listener only on BO's. He SO wanted to work for RnF. He finally got his dream job. He does have alot of pressure him right now. Dave and Casey are going to find out the sex of the baby on Monday and he's due for his review.

Wow its a mentallity like this that allows 30 year old MEN to act like children.

conman823
01-11-2008, 06:09 PM
Dave's been given way too much airtime and, whether it was a bit or real.... Dave doesn't know when to let up.

If it's not a bit, Dave should coult his lucky stars if he is not out of a job for how he treated Fez (although Dave's poor acting came through again).

Last time I checked it was the Ron and Fez show. That is how it should be and get Dave off the mic.

I think Rons attempt to fill Fez's spot with Dave has run its course. Now it might seem like the hard stance but Fez should shit or get off the pot. Either get the show up to par how it used to be back on JFK and NEW or move on.

Dave isn't helping and I feel Ron created this monster and he should deal with him accordingly. Sorry Dave you are just the on air fool and don't forget it.

And to all the "haters" keep on hating.

DesMoinesTony
01-11-2008, 06:29 PM
I nominate ESD for "slave boy" status.

Tenbatsuzen
01-11-2008, 06:33 PM
Dave needs to be taken off the air for a considerable length of time and let him focus on the work of a producer. We should let Fez and Dave work out any animosity that exists.

Bingo.

Make him work the phones, make him do pre-taped bits. Let him keep his job but serve some sort of real punishment to let him rein it in a bit.

conman823
01-11-2008, 06:37 PM
Bingo.

Make him work the phones, make him do pre-taped bits. Let him keep his job but serve some sort of real punishment to let him rein it in a bit.

Completely agree, he should kinda want to improve as a producer since R&F won't be around until retirement. Look at Studdering John, he moved on from town fool to a nice gig with the Tonight Show. Now with a wife and family to support he should be more career minded and adult. Wow and he's older than me and i'm saying this.

scottinnj
01-11-2008, 06:50 PM
Why Would He Degrade Fez Like He Did. I Want Fez To Make Dave His Slave For A Month

I was stuck inside all day. WTF HAPPENED?

ATMfromChico
01-11-2008, 07:14 PM
Before my answer to this thread, I contend this was an attempt at some radio saavy gold. This isn't the first time we've been given something that seems quite serious, and then it pans out into a set-up bit. Remember last year with Fez quitting the show and Ron pulled it off brilliantly for the first thirty minutes, until he said that Fez said Fuck XM radio and the listeners? I think this might be a set-up via Ron to salvage something from the Slave week debacle. I think Dave might have been played into doing what he did. Then again, his crying sounded pretty fake to me.

That said, I find Dave highly annoying at times, but innvaluable to the show. He's on the show for a reason. Ron has perfectly cast his show full of people with complete dysfunctional problems. Each with their own set of odd behaviors, annoying habits, and yet there is a touch of humanity that Ron likes, and so do we. At least to an extent. Ever notice how Ron pulls one of his cast into the spotlight for a day or three and the others fade into the background? How he pits them against each other to create tension and fascinating radio?

This is not a ramshakle show full of people's problems, just randomly bubbling to the surface each week. Ron uses them and their quirks to make the show what it is.

So, while I do find Dave, self-centered, sociopathic, grandiose and unerringly annoying I do believe he is a intergal part of the show.

Just a thought.

underdog
01-11-2008, 07:19 PM
I really hope after Dave is "fired" on Monday (strange that he's already scheduled not to be there), the Midnight Rider returns on Tuesday.

watson
01-11-2008, 07:21 PM
I miss the midnight rider daddy

underdog
01-11-2008, 07:24 PM
Also, I was trying to figure out why Ron wouldn't actually kill Dave after he "attacked" his best friend, and then I relistened to the beginning and Fez stole Ron's cupcake idea!

I think this whole thing was perpetrated by Ron to get even with Fez for stealing his cupcake!

FIRE RON! OMG! I can't believe he would do this!

Ron I don't think anyone is getting fired. You are the ultimate carny. You're nothing without your geeks and your freaks.

watson
01-11-2008, 07:40 PM
Also, I was trying to figure out why Ron wouldn't actually kill Dave after he "attacked" his best friend, and then I relistened to the beginning and Fez stole Ron's cupcake idea!

I think this whole thing was perpetrated by Ron to get even with Fez for stealing his cupcake!

FIRE RON! OMG! I can't believe he would do this!

Ron is a despicable human being

i love him

underdog
01-11-2008, 09:03 PM
If you thought this whole thing was real, please relisten to the show.

Ron starts taking phone calls immediately after it starts.

I'm really astonished that people keep falling for this stuff.

The Nature Boy
01-11-2008, 10:09 PM
If you thought this whole thing was real, please relisten to the show.

Ron starts taking phone calls immediately after it starts.

I'm really astonished that people keep falling for this stuff.

You're so inside man, it rocks!

underdog
01-11-2008, 10:12 PM
Something else just occurred to me.

In 2007, I missed the appearance of the Midnight Rider because I got married on the same day he appeared, which was the Monday after Dave was "voted off" by the listeners.

That was January 15th. [<-- I could be off on this date, I missed the whole week but that was the Monday]

Dave has already stated he won't be in on Monday because his wife has a doctor's appointment that he is attending with her.

Guess what Tuesday's date is?

underdog
01-11-2008, 10:14 PM
You're so inside man, it rocks!

I'm not inside, I just have a recording of the show.

But I do rock.

The Nature Boy
01-11-2008, 10:32 PM
I'm not inside, I just have a recording of the show.

But I do rock.

If its a bit, why have him run out, isn't it better and more cringe worthy to have that play out on the air?

Chimee
01-11-2008, 10:43 PM
It was an inside job, maaaaan.

underdog
01-11-2008, 10:53 PM
If its a bit, why have him run out, isn't it better and more cringe worthy to have that play out on the air?

To add to it. On Monday, Dave probably won't be there and Fez will call for his firing. On Tuesday, some new character might show up.

Although, I really hope the Midnight Rider comes back and Don the Hypnotist comes back, because watching ESD/Midnight Rider melt down during the hypnotism show might be one of my favorite moments of any show ever.

Actually, I hope Fez "leaves" the show because Ron won't "fire" Dave so, on Tuesday, The Nature Boy becomes the new co-host. So we'll have a few days of the Ron and The Nature Boy show.

WampusCrandle
01-11-2008, 11:03 PM
To add to it. On Monday, Dave probably won't be there and Fez will call for his firing. On Tuesday, some new character might show up.

Although, I really hope the Midnight Rider comes back and Don the Hypnotist comes back, because watching ESD/Midnight Rider melt down during the hypnotism show might be one of my favorite moments of any show ever.

Actually, I hope Fez "leaves" the show because Ron won't "fire" Dave so, on Tuesday, The Nature Boy becomes the new co-host. So we'll have a few days of the Ron and The Nature Boy show.

honestly, i would want to have Dave leave over Fez 100%

in the end, its the ron and fez show, not "ron and whose-ever name because of a problem that happened" show

watson
01-12-2008, 05:01 AM
Time for dave to take a break from the microphone

hes getting a little too needy, fuck him

He's going to be the next Billy Staples or Paul-O

the constant sitting in and commenting every subject has to stop if the show ever wants Fez back as a primary co- host

hes an associate producer, let him produce bits he is not involved with for a change, how about a little show prep:furious:

OneEyeJack
01-12-2008, 05:37 AM
Correction, Dave smashed Fez's face into a pizza that was on the floor.

and then he kicked him in the ribs and stabbed him in the leg. Good Radio!...

OneEyeJack
01-12-2008, 05:55 AM
I was stuck inside all day. WTF HAPPENED?

I believe, Dave tripped Fez and he fell face first into a pizza that was on the floor.

OneEyeJack
01-12-2008, 06:01 AM
I was stuck inside all day. WTF HAPPENED?

I heard, Dave set Fez on fire and tried to stop anyone from putting him out.:ohmy:

Hepcat22
01-12-2008, 06:02 AM
Dave has been on the mike way too much. I love the Ron & Fez show, not the Ron & Dave show.

OneEyeJack
01-12-2008, 06:07 AM
I was stuck inside all day. WTF HAPPENED?

It seems that Dave tied Fez up, placed him in a Dune Buggy , put a brick on the gas petal and let it zoom off a cliff. :ohmy:

OneEyeJack
01-12-2008, 06:15 AM
I was stuck inside all day. WTF HAPPENED?

Dave tried to poison Fez,s cat..:sad:

DiabloSammich
01-12-2008, 06:15 AM
It seems that Dave tied Fez up, placed him in a Dune Buggy , put a brick on the gas petal and let it zoom off a cliff. :ohmy:



Jack, you obviously didn't listen to the whole show. You forgot that part where Dave kidnapped Fez and tied him to the train tracks while he stood in the shadows twirling his handlebar mustache.

OneEyeJack
01-12-2008, 06:36 AM
I was stuck inside all day. WTF HAPPENED?

Well the theory is, is that Dave killed Lilly, then took some of the hair that is Fezs from that portrait Bobo made that hangs in the studio, put it in Lillys hands and framed Fez for the murder. thats it in a nutshell.:sad:

OneEyeJack
01-12-2008, 06:52 AM
I was stuck inside all day. WTF HAPPENED?

Dave spit in Fez,s milk during recess.:ohmy:

OneEyeJack
01-12-2008, 07:25 AM
I was stuck inside all day. WTF HAPPENED?

DALLAS FBI REPORTS: THEY ARE SEARCHING FOR A D. McDONALD WHO I S ALLEGED TO HAVE FIRED 3 SHOTS FROM A BUILDING AT AN OPEN CAR IN WHICH RON AND FEZ WERE TRAVELING IN. REPORTS STATE RON WAS WOUNDED....FEZ,S CONDITION IS NOT KNOWN AS YET..:sad:

sailor
01-12-2008, 07:27 AM
you should try harder.

IamFogHat
01-12-2008, 07:45 AM
Basically, everything Dave has learned in the last couple of years like maintaining a bit and cloak and daggers and carney/WWE radio really bit him on the ass on Friday. Things would have been ok but Dave didn't know how to turn it off. I think Fez will understand after the two have a real talk about it before Monday hopefully, otherwise Tuesday's show will be spectacularly awkward.

Team_Ramrod
01-12-2008, 07:57 AM
DALLAS FBI REPORTS: THEY ARE SEARCHING FOR A D. McDONALD WHO I S ALLEGED TO HAVE FIRED 3 SHOTS FROM A BUILDING AT AN OPEN CAR IN WHICH RON AND FEZ WERE TRAVELING IN. REPORTS STATE RON WAS WOUNDED....FEZ,S CONDITION IS NOT KNOWN AS YET..:sad:

I know that's a load of shit, Ronny would only have been pissed off by the wound and would have tracked the sonofabitch down.

OneEyeJack
01-12-2008, 08:03 AM
I was stuck inside all day. WTF HAPPENED?

as per the shows history:Dave was welcomed as a friend by Fez when he landed on the shores of XM.He was shown all of the riches that this man and his position could offer.Instead of harmony and cultural mingling, Dave took Fez hostage and chained him to a throne in a room . He made a mark high on the wall and told Fezs followers to fill this room to the mark with gold and he would then release Fez.But when this was done, Dave responded by cutting Fezs head off and slaughtering and enslaving all his followers.:ohmy:

WampusCrandle
01-12-2008, 08:14 AM
Jack, you obviously didn't listen to the whole show. You forgot that part where Dave kidnapped Fez and tied him to the train tracks while he stood in the shadows twirling his handlebar mustache.

well, of course, who could have forgotten!

underdog
01-12-2008, 09:03 AM
Basically, everything Dave has learned in the last couple of years like maintaining a bit and cloak and daggers and carney/WWE radio really bit him on the ass on Friday.

Or, Dave worked the bit perfectly and all the things he's learned over the last couple of years really worked out well.

ToLEEdo
01-12-2008, 11:16 AM
I hope this doesn't slow down the hunt for Osama.

silera
01-12-2008, 11:50 AM
I hope this doesn't slow down the hunt for Osama.

Dave obviously planned this all because he hates America.

KnoxHarrington
01-12-2008, 11:56 AM
I've actually thought some about the way yesterday's show ended. I just don't like it. If is a bit -- and I'm pretty sure it is -- it's not a funny bit at all. If it's not a bit, he's got to go.

But, more than anything, this just makes me long for the Free FM show. I think the buddays -- including ESD -- are at their best when they're just having a discussion. I'm kind of tired of the WWE-style angles that seem to dominate the XM show lately.

And I like ESD better when he's just being himself and isn't playing some character. That includes not taking intentionally stupid positions so vehemently, and not always trashing Earl and/or Lily (I cringe when he pulls out the "Muzzie" shit), and maybe, just maybe ,not screaming so fucking much.

I love Dave. I think he's well on his way to a good long radio career. But I also think that lately he's been giving in to his darker impulses on the air.

AlabamaMan
01-12-2008, 12:08 PM
Hey, I am having a Jersey mikes sub. Is there a real place call that in Jersey? Or is this just a gimmick? Just wondering

WampusCrandle
01-12-2008, 12:21 PM
I hope this doesn't slow down the hunt for Osama.

the hunt is still on my friend, the hunt is still on

IrishAlkey
01-12-2008, 01:11 PM
the hunt is still on my friend, the hunt is still on

srsly

Heather 8
01-12-2008, 03:02 PM
Hey, I am having a Jersey mikes sub. Is there a real place call that in Jersey? Or is this just a gimmick? Just wondering

Yep, Jersey Mike's originated in Jersey. Its headquarters are in my town.

http://www.jerseymikes.com/

MikeB
01-12-2008, 04:26 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/ba/Al_dukes_wiki.JPG
It is not a bit.

WampusCrandle
01-12-2008, 09:09 PM
srsly

sir, i am serious about 2 things and 2 things only: killing osama bin laden and not getting aids.

i've done one of those things this year, so what's it gonna be, Alkey?

Fez4PrezN2008
01-12-2008, 09:53 PM
sir, i am serious about 2 things and 2 things only: killing osama bin laden and not getting aids.

i've done one of those things this year, so what's it gonna be, Alkey?
WOW !!!! Wampus killed Osama !!!!!!

WampusCrandle
01-13-2008, 10:27 PM
WOW !!!! Wampus killed Osama !!!!!!

i dont like to brag . . . . but i placed him down a peg . . . . i got some fisty cuff rounds in . . . . he wont be coming around again . . . and he wont DARE try to be the top dog of democrats . . . oh no . . .

lvl
01-16-2008, 03:23 PM
i hope they get rid of Dave and bring in a woman to take his place. I think the show would go to another level with a woman that's open-minded and a lil crazy.

If i could have it my way i'd love it if they replaced Dave with Jim Norton. Jim is the only reason i listen to O&A.

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 04:22 PM
i hope they get rid of Dave and bring in a woman to take his place. I think the show would go to another level with a woman that's open-minded and a lil crazy.

If i could have it my way i'd love it if they replaced Dave with Jim Norton. Jim is the only reason i listen to O&A.

1. dave is going nowhere
2. jim wouldn't leave O&A, R&F wouldn't take him out of respect
3. jimmy, O&A are a reason to listen to O&A
4. your mother's a whore and your father holds the money
5. your thinking is the reason that radio shows fail

lvl
01-16-2008, 04:34 PM
what's with the #'s in the list?

Obligatory haha ya Super Poster!

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 04:39 PM
what's with the #'s in the list?

Obligatory haha ya Super Poster!

the numbers dont matter, dont worry about the numbers . . . hopefully you understand the list

ToLEEdo
01-16-2008, 04:41 PM
Wampus...Why don't you use one to solve the other. Get AIDs then seduce Osama. Case closed.

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 04:43 PM
Wampus...Why don't you use one to solve the other. Get AIDs then seduce Osama. Case closed.

you think i can afford to get AIDS? how much would it cost to buy some aids?

lvl
01-16-2008, 04:48 PM
How do i know you're not some drunk?

drjoek
01-16-2008, 04:51 PM
you think i can afford to get AIDS? how much would it cost to buy some aids?

I got a bag full you can have real cheap
make an offer

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 04:52 PM
How do i know you're not some drunk?

How the fuck do i know that you aren't ______? :wallbash:

mikeyboy
01-16-2008, 04:52 PM
How the fuck do i know that you aren't ______? :wallbash:

will you two just get it over with and fuck already?

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 04:53 PM
I got a bag full you can have real cheap
make an offer

hmmm, i will give you an offering i was going to give to Zeus to you - how do you like lamb?

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 04:54 PM
will you two just get it over with and fuck already?

only if you tape it, and spit on me when i get too hot

mikeyboy
01-16-2008, 04:55 PM
only if you tape it, and spit on me when i get too hot

Does it have to be spit?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3568

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 05:00 PM
Does it have to be spit?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=3568

daddy knows what baby likes

lvl
01-16-2008, 05:04 PM
I state my opinion and he makes a stupid #'ed list.

why do you judge me so early in the game Super Poster WampusCrandle?

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 05:08 PM
I state my opinion and he makes a stupid #'ed list.

why do you judge me so early in the game Super Poster WampusCrandle?

cause you say dumb shit, thats why :banning:

drjoek
01-16-2008, 05:14 PM
hmmm, i will give you an offering i was going to give to Zeus to you - how do you like lamb?

An offering worthy of Zeus
Im flattered

medium well a little pink inside*wink*

Mint Jelly

Deal??

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 05:15 PM
brotha - you got yourself a deal! :thumbup:

lvl
01-16-2008, 05:16 PM
cause you say dumb shit, thats why

you win!

i love me some lamb in my gyros with chopped fresh mint leaves.

mikeyboy
01-16-2008, 05:17 PM
cause you say dumb shit, thats why :banning:

Okay. Everybody ease off.

drjoek
01-16-2008, 05:17 PM
brotha - you got yourself a deal! :thumbup:

Wait.... what happened to hating Dave here??


Fuck it
Lamb for everyone!!

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 05:19 PM
Okay. Everybody ease off.

thanks for calming me, mikeyboy - you are the italian mother to my goon

"serenity now, serenity now"

http://www.somareview.com/images/JerryStiller.jpg

Fez4PrezN2008
01-16-2008, 06:08 PM
i dont like to brag . . . . but i placed him down a peg . . . . i got some fisty cuff rounds in . . . . he wont be coming around again . . . and he wont DARE try to be the top dog of democrats . . . oh no . . .
Well, that't great, but there's the whole catching aids thing and shanking the newbies :nono:

WampusCrandle
01-16-2008, 06:39 PM
Well, that't great, but there's the whole catching aids thing and shanking the newbies :nono:

forgive me :glurps:

wbhump
01-16-2008, 07:38 PM
I think this is funny as hell. The thread starts off as the penultimate anti-dave thread and just as always it goes to everyone flaming each other. This is why Dave "appears" to be the neurotic fuck-up we see him as and alot of people have come to hate. Everyone knows you'll all be back tomorrow to hear what he does next so you'll come here or to WB or FBA and post your anti-dave ramblings. That is why I listen....to be entertained, not be enlightened on the decline of western civilization, how to perform a triple bypass, or knit a rug, but to be entertained. That is what R&F and O&A do, entertain, and that why I will continue to listen. Viva ESD!!!

PanterA
01-16-2008, 07:41 PM
After 8 years of listening to Ron and Fez, I've seen the cavalcade of producers, third mic'r prospects, and regulars trying to hold court with the boys. There's only been 2 people that have impressed me. Al Dukes was the one that set the bar. He was fun to laugh at, to put down, and to pick on. Yet he was loved...even if you hated him. The only person to ever come close to him, is number 2, East Side Dave McDonald. Not only can you laugh at him, he's been able to make you laugh with him. He always has an opinion on show topics, right, wrong, or outlandish. The guy is a fun addition. His heart and body are dedicated to the show and he adds a lot.

With that said, I have NO love for Dave haters.

ahhdurr
01-18-2008, 02:28 AM
i got some fisty cuff rounds
fisty cuff rounds - that's funny.

WampusCrandle
01-18-2008, 08:32 AM
fisty cuff rounds - that's funny.

good sir, i kid NO ONE! i am a fisty cuff champion

http://www.gutenberg.org/files/20484/20484-h/images/page402.jpg

CofyCrakCocaine
01-18-2008, 08:56 AM
Okay, I will just say that Dave has from time to time pissed me off tremendously. When he spoiled the ending for There Will Be Blood, I half-seriously considered posting some "thanks for fucking up my Saturday night asstard" thread or something. I wasn't too fond of him stomping (mushing) on poor Fezzie last Friday either. So I understand a little when some people get annoyed from time to time, but to me my annoyance is more of an "irritated with your pals" kinda annoyed. The forgivable type. People would get boring if they weren't flawed anyway.

All that aside, I love Dave. I think he's made the show better, more interesting and absolutely funnier. He's a great guy in person, I enjoyed briefly chilling with him, Bronx Johnny and Wild Bill in the back of Bar9 and laughing my balls off at a story he was telling. Shame I was being a boring ass teetotaler that night...stupid random police checkpoints. DrunkOvision woulda been fun. Fuck all the haters.

WampusCrandle
01-18-2008, 09:19 AM
i guess im glad i wasnt paying attention when he did it, cause i was planning on seeing there will be blood soon

ahhdurr
03-15-2008, 05:27 AM
Dave's demeanor these days is sometimes Norton Jr...

I'm kind of paying attention... buuut I just can't be bothered... oh Ijust can't bear the inanity of it...


like if he could be wisked away to a planet of shit-eating, misspeaking jelly and dog fuckers he'd finally be free of us all. I don't really hate Dave but I'm uncomfortable when the dork starts thinking he's too cool for the room

sailor
03-15-2008, 05:30 AM
i think ron's been trying to spark up new interest in this thread the past few days and for that we should all be thankful.

Bay Ridge Tim
03-15-2008, 06:59 AM
XM really ought to give Dave his own show!

Nighttime with East Side Dave on XM 202, 8-Midnight!!

NewYorkDragons80
03-15-2008, 11:23 AM
XM really ought to give Dave his own show!

Nighttime with East Side Dave on XM 202, 8-Midnight!!
Slow down, superguy. Let's get R&F a decent replay time before we start adding shows

DOHO@HOME
03-15-2008, 01:58 PM
ESD is to much of a freak for R&F to let him go, I just wish ESD would learn how to be a part of the talk instead of all of the talk.
The couple days without him was some real refreshing back to the old school R&F shows.
Can't wait to hear Mondays drinking show and East side being told they are letting him it's also a farewell show for him.
I bet he cries like a girl and then Fez will start crying,Ron will have to give in and let East side stay on the show.:wink:

NewYorkDragons80
03-15-2008, 02:08 PM
Whatever, Dave is a funny guy and the show is awesome right now. The only possible improvement they could make is more Dukes-Staples fights and the return of Joe Poo

bobbadee
03-15-2008, 03:49 PM
Whatever, Dave is a funny guy and the show is awesome right now. The only possible improvement they could make is more Dukes-Staples fights and the return of Joe Poo

YES.. Bring back Albert Dukes..

ahhdurr
03-15-2008, 08:16 PM
Whatever, Dave is a funny guy and the show is awesome right now. The only possible improvement they could make is more Dukes-Staples fights and the return of Joe Poo

How about the return of Rory Hamptons? Have you listened to the production on an NEW replay lately? Un fucking believable ... timing, relevant sound... and his mouse never froze up.

Solveig
03-16-2008, 01:31 PM
I LOVE Dave! :clap:

NewYorkDragons80
03-16-2008, 07:36 PM
How about the return of Rory Hamptons? Have you listened to the production on an NEW replay lately? Un fucking believable ... timing, relevant sound... and his mouse never froze up.
Unfortunately, Mr Hamptons is employed by a dog for the time being

jimmyolsenblues
03-17-2008, 07:38 AM
dave is funny but fez is still more comfortable with him gone.

drjoek
10-24-2008, 03:51 PM
Bump. Merge it

yojimbo7248
10-24-2008, 03:57 PM
dave rules!

RaysFever
10-24-2008, 07:14 PM
DAVE RULES!!! No one is better than ESD - long live DAVE

Patient zer0
10-28-2008, 09:12 AM
I've never been to an rnf event nor have I met dave. but I have yet to hear one intelligent thing come out of his mouth.

does he dumb himself down to appeal to the comedic side of the show?

AKA
10-28-2008, 09:20 AM
What a great question, Dirty Sanchez.

And that's also a clever and original avitar, Dirty Sanchez.

Not to mention the name...Dirty Sanchez...that's funny too, because it's referencing butt sex, which is clearly clever and orignial - and outrageous - like the avitar - and the question.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l234/dvsalias/retard_nunchucks.jpg

RAAMONE
10-28-2008, 09:20 AM
merge it

Freitag
10-28-2008, 09:21 AM
Merge with Dave Hate thread, kthanx

Patient zer0
10-28-2008, 09:22 AM
blow me douch

King Hippos Bandaid
10-28-2008, 09:24 AM
Dave is gr8 at what he does, he is not called upon to be intelligent


now merge this into the rest of hate threads, nothing special about this one

AKA
10-28-2008, 09:26 AM
blow me douch

Now, see...that was funny - and clever - and orignial - AND edgy.

King Hippos Bandaid
10-28-2008, 09:28 AM
whats a douch

Snoogans
10-28-2008, 09:29 AM
stupid or not, Dave just got himself 2 G's

Earlshog
10-28-2008, 09:31 AM
Location: Canada


ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh

Patient zer0
10-28-2008, 09:33 AM
this wasn't intended to be a dave hate thread. merely a question to those who may know him. also I thought I would post to show everyone how edgy and clever I can be at times

Knowledged_one
10-28-2008, 09:34 AM
Im glad i dont have a horse in this fight and am glad im not one of the participants in a thread war

AKA
10-28-2008, 09:36 AM
I thought I would post to show everyone how edgy and clever I can be at times

http://www.buzzflash.com/articles/files/bush-mission.jpg

Caseyelan
10-28-2008, 09:36 AM
My dad did say I married down.

OH WAIT....















no.

Serpico1103
10-28-2008, 09:36 AM
this wasn't intended to be a dave hate thread. merely a question to those who may know him. also I thought I would post to show everyone how edgy and clever I can be at times

Let us know when it will happen.

Patient zer0
10-28-2008, 09:37 AM
well you see, there is no reason for certain people to chime in with their pointless comments. also when people TRY to beat on another person because they think they are some shit doesn't stink board genius. go fuck yourself

SLCRagu
10-28-2008, 10:30 AM
Have you read Jack Donovan yet?

drjoek
10-28-2008, 10:35 AM
blow me douch

Douche is spelled douche. Who's really stupid now?

AKA
10-28-2008, 10:37 AM
I miss that old threat already.

Dougie Brootal
10-28-2008, 10:38 AM
justice is served.

AKA
10-28-2008, 10:38 AM
well you see, there is no reason for certain people to chime in with their pointless comments. also when people TRY to beat on another person because they think they are some shit doesn't stink board genius. go fuck yourself

I really thought this would have gone better for you.

Maybe next time.
























Clever name and avitar, btw

ANC
10-28-2008, 10:39 AM
Mikeyboy edit: It's all too common that some new user signs up and immediately starts a thread bashing Dave. Forget about the fact that they never check to see if there's an existing Dave bashing thread. Now we have this mega thread for this. Whenever these threads pop up, we'll just add them to this massive ball of hate tinfoil


Great! Now if you'll excuse me I'll be posting a thread asking what that "OK Let's get down to it boppers" song is...

RaysFever
11-06-2008, 05:56 PM
DAVE RULES!!!!!:thumbup:

BigReggie
11-06-2008, 06:25 PM
And every time an anti Dave thread is started i shall say:

Eat the shit out of my hairy ass. Dave Rules. Long live the viking.

AKA
11-06-2008, 06:38 PM
who Rules?

Dave Rules!

Fuck The Haters!

Ricky24
11-08-2008, 06:51 PM
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pe⋅nul⋅ti⋅mate   [pi-nuhl-tuh-mit] Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. next to the last: the penultimate scene of the play.

I'm just sayin'
this is the next to last dave thread?:bye::bye:

sailor
11-08-2008, 06:52 PM
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pe⋅nul⋅ti⋅mate   [pi-nuhl-tuh-mit] Show IPA Pronunciation
–adjective
1. next to the last: the penultimate scene of the play.

I'm just sayin'
this is the next to last dave thread?:bye::bye:

yes

Ricky24
11-08-2008, 06:54 PM
never mind then.

Tall_James
11-08-2008, 07:02 PM
My dad did say I married down.


:clap::clap: