2013-2014 NFL Season Thread

[sailor]

If pete carroll challeneged the spot and the ball obviously wasnt placed correctly

why did he lose a timeout ?

Good point, he challenged the spot, not the first down.

[cougarjake13]

Welker looks like darth helmet

[sailor]

Gotta put some points on the board there, just to get SOMETHING.

[cougarjake13]

Those are the only orange fireworks weve seen all night

[newport king]

I hope Papa Johns goes out of business.

[newport king]

This game blows, so do the commercials, i've got denver -2 and had 3 great box numbers that were reduced to shit 12 seconds into the game with that safety. But hey, at least Bruno Mars fucking KILLED IT.

[Recyclerz]

Those are the only orange fireworks weve seen all night
Nice one.

Can't say I know much of his work but Bruno Mars doing James Brown's act > Timberlake, Usher, et all. doing Michael Jackson's act.

[OGC]

damn, I was hoping for the shutout

[newport king]

Walking Dead marathon is on.

[spoon]

Best Super Bowl EVER!! And I got to see i live!!! FUCK U Manning and your bullshit Broncos! Mercenary fuck u!

[underdog]

Best Super Bowl EVER!! And I got to see i live!!! FUCK U Manning and your bullshit Broncos! Mercenary fuck u!

:drunk:

[underdog]

damn, I was hoping for the shutout

Seriously. The Broncos basically tied because they didn't get shut out.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/52ef0377ecad041f73c77f7a/eli-sad.gif

[TripleSkeet]

They wouldve been better off letting Eli suit up in his place at halftime.

[spoon]

eh, peyton played like eli at metlife this season

[hanso]

back with tim tebow's take after the break

[spoon]

If pete carroll challeneged the spot and the ball obviously wasnt placed correctly

why did he lose a timeout ?

I wondered that myself…but I assume it is bc to challenge at all you must challenge that it was enough for a first?

[spoon]

Who let eli sneak in game wearing peytons jersey

nah, eli wins Super Bowls…this is just Peyton in a big game

he's 1 for infinity in big games and that one had a ton to do with riding the running game of Rhodes and Addai to the tune of almost 200 yards and the D getting 5 turnovers from neckbeard grossman and company. bottom line, fuck peyton

[spoon]

I hope Papa Johns goes out of business.

yes…this

and their only fucking TD was aided by a very weak pi call from what i saw

[spoon]

so do the Broncos now have the two worst losses in Super Bowl history?!

:lol::lol::lol:

[cougarjake13]

I wondered that myself…but I assume it is bc to challenge at all you must challenge that it was enough for a first?



I dont think so cause ive seen coaches challenege spots and most are usually tied in with close enough for first but he was clearly closer to the line then the 1 yard out and should have at least been meadured after the new placement

[cougarjake13]

so do the Broncos now have the two worst losses in Super Bowl history?!

:lol::lol::lol:



I believe they do

also now solely own most losses in super bowl

[A.J.]

For those of you too young to remember, this is what Denver was like in the Super Bowls of the 70s and 80s!

I guess this makes them the "Bizarro Steelers".

[spoon]

And i fucking LOVE IT!

[hanso]

What a let down a real dog of a game.

[spoon]

only missing element for me was the shutout lost based on a bullshit PI call to extend a drive

[cougarjake13]

It wasnt 4th was it ?
If not I doubt they kick the fg

[WRESTLINGFAN]

The only thing that stunk worse than the Broncos are those refineries in Elizabeth

[spoon]

good one

[A.J.]

The only thing that stunk worse than the Broncos are those refineries in Elizabeth

BETTER headlines!

[hanso]

Missed the first play but saw replays of it. And Payton was moving while the ball got snapped over his head. It should have been called a penalty and the safety negated.

[PapaBear]

Missed the first play but saw replays of it. And Payton was moving while the ball got snapped over his head. It should have been called a penalty and the safety negated.
Quarterbacks are allowed to move.

[cougarjake13]

Quarterbacks are allowed to move.



Exactly

Peyton does almost every play
Goes back and forth from shotgun to behind center and changing plays

[sailor]

Exactly

Peyton does almost every play
Goes back and forth from shotgun to behind center and changing plays

Wouldn't he still have to set before the snap? I'm guessing not, or the team would have kvetched.

[realmenhatelife]

His bug eyed oh shit look was good though.




I enjoyed the super bowl this year but by the time they played I was really ready to see that defense do some stone cold murders.

[cougarjake13]

Missed the first play but saw replays of it. And Payton was moving while the ball got snapped over his head. It should have been called a penalty and the safety negated.


Quarterbacks dont have the same rules as other offensive players bc then no one would be able to go into motion while qb is running around before snap

[hanso]

they can do a silent snap like a leg lift but not be in motion, he was in motion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motion_%28gridiron_football%29


only players who start in "back" positions (running backs, fullbacks, quarterbacks, flankers, H-backs, etc.) may be in motion at the snap. Additionally, the NFL (professional), NCAA (college), and NFHSAA (high school) require that they must be moving laterally or backwards, and are not allowed to move towards the line of scrimmage. The Canadian Football League and the Arena Football League allow for motion towards the line of scrimmage.

Payton was moving towards the line of scrimmage not just flinching he took many steps up to the center as the ball was being snapped.

[TripleSkeet]

So yesterday I turn to my barback and said "Well thats two now." He asked what I meant and I told him thats two black quarterbacks with Super Bowl rings now. His response "That motherfucker aint black. Youre blacker than him. We dont count that bitch. He looks like Hillarys boyfriend from Fresh Prince." :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Dell]

former Giant's backup QB must be backed up (http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/24429249/jared-lorenzen-weighs-320-pounds-still-playing-qb)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bflx61VCMAASZP1.jpg

[A.J.]

I suppose spoon will want me to get tickets for him:

Philip Rivers to Address 2014 Graduates at CUA’s Commencement


Philip Rivers, Pro Bowl quarterback for the San Diego Chargers, will address the Class of 2014 at the 125th Annual Commencement Ceremony of The Catholic University of America on May 17.

CUA will award honorary degrees to Rivers and to Cardinal Luis Antonio Tagle, archbishop of Manila, at Commencement.

A devout Catholic, Rivers combines a tough training and playing schedule with the practice of his faith and his family life.

Rivers attended North Carolina State University, where he started 51 straight games and completed a conference record 1,147 passes, with 95 touchdowns. In each of his four years, he led his team to a postseason bowl game, and was named the game’s Most Valuable Player each time. When he graduated from NC State in 2003, the University retired his number.

Rivers came to the Chargers in 2004 and has been the starting quarterback since 2006. He holds numerous team franchise records, has taken the Chargers to the playoffs five times, and has been honored with five Pro Bowl invitations. An all-out competitor, he played the entire 2007 AFC Championship game with a torn anterior cruciate ligament, which later required surgery.

Rivers finds time to attend Mass before every game. He is married to his high school sweetheart, Tiffany. They have seven children. He and his wife have been active in charity work that involves abandoned and orphaned children.

“In considering whom to invite as our Commencement speaker, the University is happy to find a role model who can inspire our graduates and deliver a message appropriate to this milestone in their lives,” said CUA President John Garvey. “Philip Rivers is just such a person. He is a great athlete and a fierce competitor. He is also someone who cares even more about his faith and his family than he does about football. We are delighted to have him as our 2014 Commencement speaker,” said Garvey.

[cougarjake13]

Jesus christ 7 kids ?

[underdog]

Jesus christ 7 kids ?

Well, it's better than 7 rapes (http://deadspin.com/darren-sharper-accusations-11-druggings-7-alleged-rap-1523237088).

[PapaBear]

Well, it's better than 7 rapes (http://deadspin.com/darren-sharper-accusations-11-druggings-7-alleged-rap-1523237088).
That's seriously fucked up!

[cougarjake13]

Not to defend sharper but if they were drugged wouldnt it be hard to prove sexual assault?

Id imagine theyd be relaxed from the drugs and at then its just them claiming it happened the way they say


If it was 1 chick maybe u culd say it was a money grab but 7 all with a similar story

Doesnt bode well for him

[Jujubees2]

Washington lobbyist pitches bill that would ban gay players from NFL (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/washington-lobbyist-pitches-bill-ban-gay-players-nfl-article-1.1701630#ixzz2uRKye7Me)

Guess he wants NFL to stand for No F*gg*t League

[CountryBob]

Washington lobbyist pitches bill that would ban gay players from NFL (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/washington-lobbyist-pitches-bill-ban-gay-players-nfl-article-1.1701630#ixzz2uRKye7Me)

Guess he wants NFL to stand for No F*gg*t League

I don't care where someone sticks their dick - that's their business.... but

I have mixed feelings about openly gay players in the open nude locker room setting. It just doesn't feel right to make a hetro person have to be nude around a gay person.
Hell - it really doesn't feel right to have all hetro people get nude together. I never understood the open shower room anyway.

[epo]

I don't care where someone sticks their dick - that's their business.... but

I have mixed feelings about openly gay players in the open nude locker room setting. It just doesn't feel right to make a hetro person have to be nude around a gay person.
Hell - it really doesn't feel right to have all hetro people get nude together. I never understood the open shower room anyway.

Imagine how uncomfortable homosexuals are with straights walking around nude.

Seriously though, it's a silly argument. They are pros. It's not like homosexuals are savages who can't control their libidos just because they see a grown mans junk.

[Jujubees2]

Imagine how uncomfortable homosexuals are with straights walking around nude.

Seriously though, it's a silly argument. They are pros. It's not like homosexuals are savages who can't control their libidos just because they see a grown mans junk.

The thing is most professional athletes have probably already showered with a gay teammate but didn't know it.

[cougarjake13]

The thing is most professional athletes have probably already showered with a gay teammate but didn't know it.





The knowing is what changes everything

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Jets cut Sanchez and sign Vick

[cougarjake13]

Jets cut Sanchez and sign Vick

suld be interesting

[spoon]

def an upgrade, even if on the bench

[hanso]

Sanchise is a man w/o a corporation / person / country. Wonder where he will end up? Oakland? Maybe they will collect quarterbacks like the Jets did.

Collecting quarterbacks might be a good way to go. Better odds that one will pan out.

[spoon]

Nah, that just ends up as a pile of shit.

[cougarjake13]

Sanchise is a man w/o a corporation / person / country. Wonder where he will end up? Oakland? Maybe they will collect quarterbacks like the Jets did.

Collecting quarterbacks might be a good way to go. Better odds that one will pan out.





If they didn't just trade for schaub then yeh id think theyd be all over sanchize

[joeyballsack]

The Eagles outright release Desean Jackson.

[sailor]

Raiders sign MJD. How over the hill is he?

[spoon]

Wow, the eagle get nadda for him. He must be on hell of a headache!

[hanso]

Yeah the shittier teams get first cracks at Jackson. I didn't like how he mailed it in over $$ but the guy can ball when he wants too.

[CountryBob]

DeShaun a fucking Skin! :clap:
I have hated that shit for years burning my Skins secondary. Now ya'll can hate him as he is playin for my team now! :thumbup:

[spoon]

Crips aren't going to like him wearing red!

[CountryBob]

Crips aren't going to like him wearing red!

its actually Burgundy so he's OK :laugh:

[cougarjake13]

its actually Burgundy so he's OK :laugh:



But theyre called red skins


So there may be a grey area

[spoon]

oh they have probably killed people wearing green and claimed being colorblind for the fuck of it…I hardly think Burgundy is accepted. They probably won't even go to see anchorman bc of it

[CountryBob]

But theyre called red skins


So there may be a grey area

there is the solution to the problem - the Washington Burgundy Skins

[spoon]

there is the solution to the problem - the Washington Burgundy Skins

a multi-problem solution

[TripleSkeet]

His teammates are anonymously burying the fuck out of him in the media.

This picture in particular speaks volumes...
http://i.imgur.com/IyKc4zG.jpg

Im not really worried about him. I think the Skins are horrendous. Their defense blows and they have no O line. Receiver was the least of their problems last year. So they have a deep threat that will have to get open in the 3 seconds RG3 has before the defense is on top of him. Yawn.

[spoon]

http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/04/crips-release-desean-jackson-concern-affiliation-washington-redskins-organization

Hahahahahahahaa!

[sailor]

http://www.sportspickle.com/2014/04/crips-release-desean-jackson-concern-affiliation-washington-redskins-organization

Hahahahahahahaa!


Really great.