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Space Edge
08-30-2008, 05:57 PM
Sarah Palin Is NOT The Mother [Photos+Video]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/30/121350/137/486/580223

Very Interesting read

HBox
08-30-2008, 05:58 PM
Uh oh.

At this pace NYDragons will have an anuerysm by the end of September.

KatPw
08-30-2008, 05:59 PM
I've been reading a lot about this story today. I'm giddy with conspiracy excitement.

epo
08-30-2008, 06:11 PM
Even the majority of people on the DailyKos want nothing to do with this story.

Politically its stupid to chase. Hand it off to the National Enquirer and slowly walk away.......

GreatAmericanZero
08-30-2008, 06:13 PM
gasp



insert shocked face emoticon

scottinnj
08-30-2008, 06:14 PM
Sarah Palin Is NOT The Mother [Photos+Video]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/30/121350/137/486/580223

Very Interesting read

No it's true, because Darth Obama is really a Muslim and she needed to protect Leia from the evil of the Koran.

So she went to the Panama Canal, secretly transferred the fetus to her daughter's womb, and let her give birth there on the hope that someday the Constitution will be amended so immigrants can be President.
Obama's half-brother will be flown in from Kenyafor the VP slot and they will be sworn in by the reincarnated clone of President-Chief Justice Arnold Schwarzeneggar after all the votes tallied by the new Halliburton votamatics were verified by the CIA.

It's true, I swear to God!


(......now where did I put that tinfoil hat?)



:clap:

Zorro
08-30-2008, 06:14 PM
...and Barak Obama is a Muslim

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0408/pipes042908.php3

The Catholic school: Nedra Pickler of the Associated Press reports that "documents showed he enrolled as a Muslim" while at a Catholic school during first through third grades. Kim Barker of the Chicago Tribune confirms that Obama was "listed as a Muslim on the registration form for the Catholic school." A blogger who goes by "An American Expat in Southeast Asia" found that "Barack Hussein Obama was registered under the name 'Barry Soetoro' serial number 203 and entered the Franciscan Asisi Primary School on 1 January 1968 and sat in class 1B. … Barry's religion was listed as Islam."

...and the Jews Killed Lincoln

http://www.rense.com/general80/slin.htm


The Rothschilds and International Bankers arranged Lincoln's death

In this conspiracy scenario, John Wilkes Booth was the "hit man," the "hired gun" for the powerful British bankers, the Rothschilds. According to this assassination theory, the Rothschilds had offered loans to the Lincoln administration at very high interest, assuming that the Union had no choice other than to accept their outrageous terms. The frugal and resourceful frontiersman spirit in Lincoln caused him to refuse the Rothschilds' offer and to acquire the necessary funds elsewhere. Although his refusal only stung their sense of pride and greed, the true reason for their planning his assassination was their knowledge that after the war Lincoln's policies indicated a mild Reconstruction of the South that would encourage a resumption of agriculture rather than industry. Additional post-war policies destroyed the Rothschilds' commodity speculations. With Lincoln out of the way, the Rothschilds planned to exploit the weaknesses of the United States and take over its economy.


...and we never landed on the moon

http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmicapollo.html

What a bunch of bullshit...amazing the hate for women out there...

Friday
08-30-2008, 06:15 PM
Uh oh.

At this pace NYDragons will have an anuerysm by the end of September.

:lol:

Space Edge
08-30-2008, 06:15 PM
I've been reading a lot about this story today. I'm giddy with conspiracy excitement.

Kat where else have you seen stuff on this ?

1234Dracula
08-30-2008, 06:16 PM
and mccain is just like bush.

blah blah blah... ISSUES PEOPLE!!!

KatPw
08-30-2008, 06:17 PM
Kat where else have you seen stuff on this ?

First from a friend of mine on the net, but her links got scrubbed a few hours later. A lot of stuff on KOS today also, obviously. Let me see if i can find any other links.

ETA: Here is one link: http://themoderatevoice.com/politics/sarah-palin/22236/the-fully-vetted-sarah-palin/

Space Edge
08-30-2008, 06:20 PM
I just heard about all of this listening to The Hideout tonight they opened the show talking about it.

HBox
08-30-2008, 06:30 PM
This family did nothing to justify this kind of rampant speculation. It's got to be hard enough to have a newborn with Downs syndrome. Leave them alone.

Tenbatsuzen
08-30-2008, 06:34 PM
This family did nothing to justify this kind of rampant speculation. It's got to be hard enough to have a newborn with Downs syndrome. Leave them alone.

Well... I don't buy into a lot of political "conspiracy" shit, but I posted some stuff that is crazy locked-in with this DailyKos theory.

I haven't read the article becase Kos makes my skin fucking crawl, but I had a huge suspicion about this when she announced that she was pregnant, the baby came a month later, and she didn't seem to look pregnant.

I mean, did anyone SEE the picture that I posted from late February/early march in the McCain thread?

Tenbatsuzen
08-30-2008, 06:37 PM
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq311/santafemarie/PalinFamilyMarch2008.jpg

That look like a 7-month pregnant chick to you?

K.C.
08-30-2008, 06:40 PM
Stop me oh oh oh stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/gallery/2007/01/10/morrissey460.jpg




NewYorkDragons...comments?

Tenbatsuzen
08-30-2008, 06:44 PM
Stop me oh oh oh stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/gallery/2007/01/10/morrissey460.jpg




NewYorkDragons...comments?

Forget about Dragons, JerseySean was awesome is how much he was going "But...but...but" in the McCain thread.

I'm not saying it's a lock that Trig is or is not Bristol's kid. But if he is, and Palin covered it up, holy fucking shit. That will all but lock up the presidency for Obama.

Not only did she cover up the fact that she couldn't parent her kid correctly with her pro-life, abstinence stand, she then all but forced her daughter to have a kid with severe birth defects which they knew about. Why? to keep appearances up for the potential of her getting the vice presidency.

Add this to the fact that McCain didn't fully vet her... ka-boom.

DarkHippie
08-30-2008, 06:45 PM
this is a non-issue. Even if it is true, its a mother protecting her daughter. Its not a malicious lie. I'm more concerned with the now named "Troopergate"

K.C.
08-30-2008, 06:47 PM
Forget about Dragons, JerseySean was awesome is how much he was going "But...but...but" in the McCain thread.

I'm not saying it's a lock that Trig is or is not Bristol's kid. But if he is, and Palin covered it up, holy fucking shit. That will all but lock up the presidency for Obama.

Not only did she cover up the fact that she couldn't parent her kid correctly with her pro-life, abstinence stand, she then all but forced her daughter to have a kid with severe birth defects which they knew about. Why? to keep appearances up for the potential of her getting the vice presidency.

Add this to the fact that McCain didn't fully vet her... ka-boom.


You're thoughts intrigue me and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.



I'm not one to partake in shameless tabloid gossip...











...BUT...if a certain woman from a certain frontier state running with a certain man-cadaver happened to have a certain daughter who got knocked up by a certain Eskimo and is trying to pass the baby off as her own...


Yeah, that's bad.





But that's hypothetical...not gossip.

1234Dracula
08-30-2008, 06:48 PM
Forget about Dragons, JerseySean was awesome is how much he was going "But...but...but" in the McCain thread.

I'm not saying it's a lock that Trig is or is not Bristol's kid. But if he is, and Palin covered it up, holy fucking shit. That will all but lock up the presidency for Obama.

Not only did she cover up the fact that she couldn't parent her kid correctly with her pro-life, abstinence stand, she then all but forced her daughter to have a kid with severe birth defects which they knew about. Why? to keep appearances up for the potential of her getting the vice presidency.

Add this to the fact that McCain didn't fully vet her... ka-boom.

she knew she had a chance back then at being on the ticket?
also-to back up your theory, do you have any pix of her when she WAS pregnant to prove she gets chubby cheeks or whatnot? Her tummy isnt exactly visible in that shot.
I dont like her for other reasons, but this one seems a stretch...so far.

epo
08-30-2008, 06:49 PM
this is a non-issue. Even if it is true, its a mother protecting her daughter. Its not a malicious lie. I'm more concerned with the now named "Troopergate"

Or her connections with Jack Abramhoff in 2006. That is a damned problem:

Pro-Palin mailer breaks state law (http://community.adn.com/adn/node/102978#comment-9388)

That's the headline of a story in the Juneau newspaper today about an illegal mailer sent on behalf of Palin by the RGA, the DC group that got money from Jack Abramoff, Ralph Reed casino clients, and Tom Delay.

The story said, in part: Alaska state elections law bars Outside groups interfering in Alaska elections, and makes campaign efforts such as the RGA's mailer illegal, said Brooke Miles, executive director of the Alaska Public Offices Commission.

"It's a completely prohibited ad," Miles said. The ban on Outside money doesn't apply to advocacy of issues and doesn't apply to ballot measures, but Miles said the RGA mailer was obviously intended to help Palin beat Knowles.

scottinnj
08-30-2008, 06:50 PM
Well... I don't buy into a lot of political "conspiracy" shit, but I posted some stuff that is crazy locked-in with this DailyKos theory.

I haven't read the article becase Kos makes my skin fucking crawl, but I had a huge suspicion about this when she announced that she was pregnant, the baby came a month later, and she didn't seem to look pregnant.

I mean, did anyone SEE the picture that I posted from late February/early march in the McCain thread?

Here's a screen cap from AOL:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o217/themarshal/PalinFamilyPic.jpg

The picture that is being paraded around as taken March 2008 was actually taken in 2006, according to AOL News and Marc Lester, the photographer, Anchorage Daily News.

DarkHippie
08-30-2008, 06:50 PM
Or her connections with Jack Abramhoff. That is a damned problem:

Pro-Palin mailer breaks state law (http://community.adn.com/adn/node/102978#comment-9388)

Makes me glad that everyone already knows Biden's scandals. No new news

Tenbatsuzen
08-30-2008, 06:50 PM
this is a non-issue. Even if it is true, its a mother protecting her daughter. Its not a malicious lie. I'm more concerned with the now named "Troopergate"

Troopergate is bad too, but going back to the mother/daughter thing... You do realize that the fact her daughter had sex completely blows apart her family values by teaching kids abstinence part of her platform, right?

Zorro
08-30-2008, 06:51 PM
she knew she had a chance back then at being on the ticket?
also-to back up your theory, do you have any pix of her when she WAS pregnant to prove she gets chubby cheeks or whatnot? Her tummy isnt exactly visible in that shot.
I dont like her for other reasons, but this one seems a stretch...so far.

Why are you wasting your time arguing with this idiot?

DarkHippie
08-30-2008, 06:51 PM
Here's a screen cap from AOL:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o217/themarshal/PalinFamilyPic.jpg

The picture that is being paraded around as taken March 2008 was actually taken in 2006, according to AOL News and Marc Lester, the photographer, Anchorage Daily News.

That would make the daughter in question (on the right) 14 at the time of the photo. No way that girl is 14

Tenbatsuzen
08-30-2008, 06:51 PM
Here's a screen cap from AOL:

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o217/themarshal/PalinFamilyPic.jpg

The picture that is being paraded around as taken March 2008 was actually taken in 2006, according to AOL News and Marc Lester, the photographer, Anchorage Daily News.

Really? Then where is the older son? He was in boot camp for the army.

scottinnj
08-30-2008, 06:53 PM
this is a non-issue. Even if it is true, its a mother protecting her daughter. Its not a malicious lie. I'm more concerned with the now named "Troopergate"

Agreed. The abuse of power thing is more an issues-oriented topic that the press needs to be concentrating on.

K.C.
08-30-2008, 06:54 PM
Forget about Dragons, JerseySean was awesome is how much he was going "But...but...but" in the McCain thread.


Elections bring out the best and brightest!




:unsure:

scottinnj
08-30-2008, 06:54 PM
Really? Then where is the older son? He was in boot camp for the army.

Apparantly this was a pic of the hubby and his girls.

K.C.
08-30-2008, 06:55 PM
In all honesty, there's gotta be a picture of Sarah Palin knocked up somewhere to lay this issue to rest.


If there's not a single picture of a Governor pregnant, though...then I might become a little skeptical.

scottinnj
08-30-2008, 06:56 PM
That would make the daughter in question (on the right) 14 at the time of the photo. No way that girl is 14

You should see the 14 year old seeing my son. My wife is climbing the walls.

I blame the hormone milk.

Kevin
08-30-2008, 06:56 PM
Elections bring out the best and brightest!




:unsure:

Just like sports threads...

1234Dracula
08-30-2008, 06:57 PM
Why are you wasting your time arguing with this idiot?

We're not arguing. He hasnt even responded to me yet. lol.

Tenbatsuzen
08-30-2008, 06:58 PM
Crap.

I did some more research.

The above pic in question is in fact from 2006.

http://dwb.adn.com/news/politics/story/8334949p-8231037c.html

You can't blow up the picture on there, but they're all wearing the same outfits.

1234Dracula
08-30-2008, 07:00 PM
So McCain wins?

HBox
08-30-2008, 07:01 PM
So McCain wins?

I don't think anyone wins as far as this is concerned.

K.C.
08-30-2008, 07:03 PM
Just like sports threads...

Says the guy who thought Joe Blanton was a horrible pickup...

But hey...you've got Sidney Ponson AND Carl Pavano.

:bye:

1234Dracula
08-30-2008, 07:06 PM
I don't think anyone wins as far as this is concerned.

but tenbatsuzen didnt win. so that's something.

scottinnj
08-30-2008, 07:06 PM
Says the guy who thought Joe Blanton was a horrible pickup...

But hey...you've got Sidney Ponson AND Carl Pavano.

:bye:

OOooofff...way to rub it in bro.

Friday
08-30-2008, 07:06 PM
You should see the 14 year old seeing my son. My wife is climbing the walls.

I blame the hormone milk.

yeah... i was pretty much filled out and frisky by the time i was 13/14.
not every girl develops at this pace, but these days girls develop waaaaaay sooner than in the past.
hell.. i got my period at age 9... and hormones in milk and meats have a lot to do with this trend.

K.C.
08-30-2008, 07:07 PM
OOooofff...way to rub it in bro.

I kid! I kid!

All in good fun.

K.C.
08-30-2008, 07:09 PM
You should see the 14 year old seeing my son. My wife is climbing the walls.

I blame the hormone milk.



You should see the 14 year old I'm seeing.



...on second thought...no....






...this conversation doesn't exist...

HBox
08-30-2008, 07:10 PM
You should see the 14 year old I'm seeing.



...on second thought...no....






...this conversation doesn't exist...

Where did you meet him?

K.C.
08-30-2008, 07:12 PM
Where did you meet him?

On TV, oddly enough...


http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/08/27/business/26pre.xlarge1.jpg






Yeaaaaaaaaah....I'm not allowed outside anymore...

scottinnj
08-30-2008, 07:12 PM
hell.. i got my period at age 9....


My daughter just turned 9. Thanks for making my apprehensions worse.
I thought I had another year, maybe two.

K.C.
08-30-2008, 07:13 PM
Can't find a picture of Palin preggers, but she does look bigger now than he used to.

So I really think there's nothing to this rumor.

Kevin
08-30-2008, 07:14 PM
Says the guy who thought Joe Blanton was a horrible pickup...

But hey...you've got Sidney Ponson AND Carl Pavano.

:bye:

CARL PAVANO IS OUR SAVIOR!!!!

Hbox and Me.. er I, are ready to give him 5 years 70 RIGHT NOW!

Kevin
08-30-2008, 07:15 PM
If is a big issue, then this campaign is going to get messy REAL fast.

HBox
08-30-2008, 07:16 PM
CARL PAVANO IS OUR SAVIOR!!!!

Hbox and Me.. er I, are ready to give him 5 years 70 RIGHT NOW!

And I'm totally willing to up both the years and money if necessary.

K.C.
08-30-2008, 07:17 PM
And I'm totally willing to up both the years and money if necessary.

So...what...it'll be 10 million per win for the life of this next contract?

Ehhh...they can afford it.

Kevin
08-30-2008, 07:18 PM
And I'm totally willing to up both the years and money if necessary.

THAT'S A MAN WITH INITIATIVE! HE KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS, AND STOPS AT NOTHING!

Hbox on signing Pavano..

YES WE CAN!

HBox
08-30-2008, 07:20 PM
If I may, I'm gonna derail this onto another misogynistic track. I;ve found another female politician hotter than Sarah Palin. Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko.

http://www2.pravda.com.ua/archive/2005/february/8/images/platie.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/1805125498_d5b91a5db2.jpg

http://thepotvinreport.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/yulia-tymoshenko2.jpg

http://www.imow.org/dynamic/user_images/user_images_file_name_3256.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/jinaver/jul1.jpg

Eh? Eh? Can we stop talking about fake babies now?

furie
08-30-2008, 07:21 PM
wouldn't it be highly unusual for a 16 year old girl to have a child with DS?

Friday
08-30-2008, 07:22 PM
wouldn't it be highly unusual for a 16 year old girl to have a child with DS?

nope.
teenage women are almost as likely to have a Downs child as women over 40.
they carry a similar risk factor.

cheesehead
08-30-2008, 07:22 PM
I think everyone is missing the point.

Sarah Palin is easily the hottest person to be in the Whitehouse since Polk's wife.

Kind of a sexy librarian vibe for me.

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/palin-miss-alaska-b.jpg

epo
08-30-2008, 07:23 PM
wouldn't it be highly unusual for a 16 year old girl to have a child with DS?

Statistically, absolutely. However it would be much, much more likely for a 44-year old woman to have a child with DS.

Another reason not to touch this story.....science!

A bit of data on this..... (http://www.aafp.org/afp/20000815/825.html)

K.C.
08-30-2008, 07:26 PM
I think everyone is missing the point.

Sarah Palin is easily the hottest person to be in the Whitehouse since Polk's wife.

Kind of a sexy librarian vibe for me.

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/palin-miss-alaska-b.jpg




Eleanor Roosevelt disagrees:

http://annaschoice.org/images/eleanor%20roosevelt.jpg

Kevin
08-30-2008, 07:27 PM
If I may, I'm gonna derail this onto another misogynistic track. I;ve found another female politician hotter than Sarah Palin. Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko.

http://www2.pravda.com.ua/archive/2005/february/8/images/platie.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2190/1805125498_d5b91a5db2.jpg

http://thepotvinreport.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/yulia-tymoshenko2.jpg

http://www.imow.org/dynamic/user_images/user_images_file_name_3256.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y100/jinaver/jul1.jpg

Eh? Eh? Can we stop talking about fake babies now?

Help me, Mikhail Gorbachev; you're my only hope

furie
08-30-2008, 07:28 PM
nope.
teenage women are almost as likely to have a Downs child as women over 40.
they carry a similar risk factor.

Really? (http://www.ds-health.com/prenatal.htm)

scottinnj
08-30-2008, 07:28 PM
If I may, I'm gonna derail this onto another misogynistic track. I;ve found another female politician hotter than Sarah Palin. Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko.

http://www2.pravda.com.ua/archive/2005/february/8/images/platie.jpg




I don't like the hairstyle, but the dress and f-me pumps have that dominatrex vibe. Very cool!

Tenbatsuzen
08-30-2008, 07:30 PM
but tenbatsuzen didnt win. so that's something.

I never win.

http://www.filmbuffonline.com/uploaded_images/SevenSamurai-722386.jpg

Judge Smails
08-30-2008, 07:31 PM
I think everyone is missing the point.

Sarah Palin is easily the hottest person to be in the Whitehouse since Polk's wife.

Kind of a sexy librarian vibe for me.

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/palin-miss-alaska-b.jpg

I'm reserving judgement until I can get a good look at her feet.

http://www.tvguide.com/images/pgimg/king-peggy-hill6.jpg

K.C.
08-30-2008, 07:32 PM
I never win.


Except when dealing with Flea.

But that's like showing up at the Special Olympics and racing the crutch kids.

Tenbatsuzen
08-30-2008, 07:35 PM
Except when dealing with Flea.

But that's like showing up at the Special Olympics and racing the crutch kids.

No, even with Flea, people showed up for his birthday.

No one would show up for mine.

Kevin
08-30-2008, 07:39 PM
No, even with Flea, people showed up for his birthday.

No one would show up for mine.

pfft..

Did they show up for him, or for the booze?


If you have been on thgis board more than a week, you know the answer to that.

TheGameHHH
08-30-2008, 07:48 PM
No, even with Flea, people showed up for his birthday.

No one would show up for mine.

thats a lie, you know me kevin and Z would show up. then we'd all get drunk and yell at each other about what the yankees should do for next season. it would be a blast.

K.C.
08-30-2008, 07:50 PM
yell at each other about what the yankees should do for next season.

Bring back Glenallen Hill.

He was the bessssssssssssssssssssssst

Kevin
08-30-2008, 08:02 PM
thats a lie, you know me kevin and Z would show up. then we'd all get drunk and yell at each other about what the yankees should do for next season. it would be a blast.

YOU CHASED AWAY, BDC, ARE YOU HAPPY ABOUT IT?

WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET ALL THE ARTICLES AND BLOGS ABOUT AUSTIN JACKSON NOW.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF!

TheMojoPin
08-30-2008, 08:10 PM
Interestingly enough, I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday who worked in the Alaskan state government up through Palin's first year as governor, and he thinks this is a terrible move on McCain's part. One of the main reasons he quit up there and moved away was how fed up he was with the rampant corruption on pretty much every significant level of state government up there for about 20 years now, with Palin being no exception. He also mentioned this pregnancy thing in passing before it showed up in the news, saying that at the time the word going around the state capital was, "of course it's the daughter's kid." We both just laughed it off as sleazy and ridiculous, but here we are. Obviously, this is total "I heard it from..." stuff, but he's got some pretty juicy info. He really think's McCain's people jumped into this without looking closely enough at who they were picking and plenty is gonna come out corruption-wise that's going to hurt them big time.

Dude!
08-30-2008, 08:12 PM
nope.
teenage women are almost as likely to have a Downs child as women over 40.
they carry a similar risk factor.

i'd love to have me an adorable little downs baby
if i did have a cute little boy downs baby
I'd name him after one of the downs celebrities
like 'corky'
or 'tenbatsuzen'

1234Dracula
08-30-2008, 08:13 PM
I think everyone is missing the point.

Sarah Palin is easily the hottest person to be in the Whitehouse since Polk's wife.

Kind of a sexy librarian vibe for me.

http://www.usmagazine.com/files/palin-miss-alaska-b.jpg

Youre right! Polk's wife IS hot! But thats a painting, right?

HBox
08-30-2008, 08:16 PM
Interestingly enough, I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday who worked in the Alaskan state government up through Palin's first year as governor, and he thinks this is a terrible move on McCain's part. One of the main reasons he quit up there and moved away was how fed up he was with the rampant corruption on pretty much every significant level of state government up there for about 20 years now, with Palin being no exception. He also mentioned this pregnancy thing in passing before it showed up in the news, saying that at the time the word going around the state capital was, "of course it's the daughter's kid." We both just laughed it off as sleazy and ridiculous, but here we are. Obviously, this is total "I heard it from..." stuff, but he's got some pretty juicy info. He really think's McCain's people jumped into this without looking closely enough at who they were picking and plenty is gonna come out corruption-wise that's going to hurt them big time.

I've been hearing that a lot, and I do mean A LOT (not the kid thing, her being unpopular up there). I've read multiple quotes of Republican state senators just absolutely ripping Palin. I've been writing that off as disgruntled corrupt politicians attacking her, but I hear this from more and more people, and even members of the Alaska media. One of them did a chat online with the Washington Post yesterday and not only questioned whether she's ready for this but said she runs a government a lot like Bush, detached and overly simplistic.

There is simply no middle ground as far as opinions on Palin go.

TheMojoPin
08-30-2008, 08:18 PM
I've been hearing that a lot, and I do mean A LOT (not the kid thing, her being unpopular up there). I've read multiple quotes of Republican state senators just absolutely ripping Palin. I've been writing that off as disgruntled corrupt politicians attacking her, but I hear this from more and more people, and even members of the Alaska media. One of them did a chat online with the Washington Post yesterday and not only questioned whether she's ready for this but said she runs a government a lot like Bush, detached and overly simplistic.

There is simply no middle ground as far as opinions on Palin go.

Talking to my buddy just really reinforces how it seems McCain's people made this pick without any real follow through or examination of who they were picking outside of "she's young, she's not connected to Bush et al and she has a verginer." My friend was stunned that they picked her based on what he enountered and dealt with or heard while he worked up there.

K.C.
08-30-2008, 08:21 PM
Talking to my buddy just really reinforces how it seems McCain's people made this pick without any real follow through or examination of who they were picking outside of "she's young, she's not connected to Bush et al and she has a verginer." My friend was stunned that they picked her based on what he enountered and dealt with or heard while he worked up there.

All about the vagina.

In their mind Palin=Hillary.

Bad, bad, bad, bad, BAD miscalculation if they think that.

That is the entire mindset behind the pick.

HBox
08-30-2008, 08:23 PM
Help me, Mikhail Gorbachev; you're my only hope

You were more accurate before you edited it.
http://www.tymoshenko.com.ua/img/photos/6/6827_small.jpg

Kevin
08-30-2008, 08:26 PM
All about the vagina.

In their mind Palin=Hillary.

Bad, bad, bad, bad, BAD miscalculation if they think that.

That is the entire mindset behind the pick.

In a nutshell.

It is probably the worst move he could have made outside of naming Jed Bush VP candidate..

Didn't he only meet her like once?

Hilary voters are going to take this as aslap in the face. being that this looks like they GOP thinks they are stupid and will only vote because it is a woman. This will backfire IMMENSELY. They had a shot at some Hillary voters before this. Now i think they have none.

Kevin
08-30-2008, 08:27 PM
You were more accurate before you edited it.
http://www.tymoshenko.com.ua/img/photos/6/6827_small.jpg

I was going for the more older politician. And needing guidence to help fight the evil Darth Putin..

thejives
08-30-2008, 08:30 PM
You were more accurate before you edited it.
http://www.tymoshenko.com.ua/img/photos/6/6827_small.jpg

Hey baby, you know I was man of the year right.
http://a.abcnews.com/images/International/ap_putin_fish4_070814_ssv.jpg

MagillaGorillaz
08-30-2008, 08:31 PM
I wonder if Palin will wear a pant suit next week when she gives her speech.
And the baby is her daughter's. why was Bristol holding him at the announcement and not the husband. You want good P.R., saying he is Mr Mom he should hold the baby.

HBox
08-30-2008, 08:32 PM
Seriously though, there is something about that Ukrainian chick. I'm usually not into older chicks but man, I don't care that her Chernobyl pussy would melt my dick off. I'd still be all over that.

IMSlacker
08-30-2008, 08:37 PM
Here's my question: Bristol? Trig? Where the fuck does she come up with these names? Alaskans are nutty.

HBox
08-30-2008, 08:39 PM
Here's my question: Bristol? Trig? Where the fuck does she come up with these names? Alaskans are nutty.

Romney has a son named Tagg. And of course there's Beau Biden. Apparently wacky child's names were a pre-requisite in VP vetting this year.

epo
08-30-2008, 09:05 PM
Romney has a son named Tagg. And of course there's Beau Biden. Apparently wacky child's names were a pre-requisite in VP vetting this year.

In Beau's defense, he is Joseph Robinette Biden III. Beau is just a stupid nickname.

Tenbatsuzen
08-30-2008, 09:18 PM
Here's my question: Bristol? Trig? Where the fuck does she come up with these names? Alaskans are nutty.

I happen to like the name Bristol. I would name my daughter that. Good to know that if someone bumps into her, she'd fuck their shit up.

BinaryBimbo
08-30-2008, 09:35 PM
Youre right! Polk's wife IS hot! But thats a painting, right?


Right click...Properties....Palin...jpg :smile:

BinaryBimbo
08-30-2008, 09:41 PM
In Beau's defense, he is Joseph Robinette Biden III. Beau is just a stupid nickname.

Robinette is just a stupid middle name.

epo
08-30-2008, 09:47 PM
Robinette is just a stupid middle name.

Damn straight....but then again....somebody had to be the III.

Chigworthy
08-30-2008, 09:51 PM
I happen to like the name Bristol. I would name my daughter that.

You obviously didn't listen to "The Bristol Hotel" by LL Cool J back in '88.

JerseySean
08-30-2008, 10:22 PM
Or her connections with Jack Abramhoff in 2006. That is a damned problem:

Pro-Palin mailer breaks state law (http://community.adn.com/adn/node/102978#comment-9388)

So because the Republican Governor's Association, a group dedicated to getting Republican Governors elected, did a mailing for her, she is connected to Abramoff? That is a ridiculous stretch. Abramoff has also given to the NRSC, NRCC, DCCC, DSCC which would tie him to Obama and Biden and every ofther legislator and Governor in the country. You are not a serious person.

NewYorkDragons80
08-31-2008, 03:39 AM
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Travel/ht_iron_dog7_080830_mn.jpg
Feb 10, 2008
http://community.adn.com/sites/community.adn.com/files/images/govp_washingtondc2008_large.preview.jpg
March 5, 2008

NewYorkDragons80
08-31-2008, 03:49 AM
Also, Cathy Baldwin-Johnson (http://www.allbusiness.com/north-america/united-states-alaska/103983-1.html) is pretty respected. I don't think she'd be down for forging birth certificates, etc.

brettmojo
08-31-2008, 04:53 AM
In all honesty, there's gotta be a picture of Sarah Palin knocked up somewhere to lay this issue to rest.
I say she's gotta' have a myspace... And her friends as well. What else do that have in Alaska?

Dude!
08-31-2008, 05:28 AM
In Beau's defense, he is Joseph Robinette Biden III. Beau is just a stupid nickname.

how come biden's other son wasn't at the convention

his name is hunter and he is a lobbyist
and he is chronically in and out of legal and ethical problems

if you are going to talk trash about palins kid
how about being fair and talk about ethically-challenged lobbyist hunter biden

epo
08-31-2008, 05:36 AM
how come biden's other son wasn't at the convention

his name is hunter and he is a lobbyist
and he is chronically in and out of legal and ethical problems

if you are going to talk trash about palins kid
how about being fair and talk about ethically-challenged lobbyist hunter biden

Point me to my saying one negative thing about Palin's kid. I challenge you.

In fact the only reason you brought it up was to start a discussion about Biden's son. If you wanna do that, have the balls to bring it up without bringing me into it.

Dude!
08-31-2008, 05:47 AM
Point me to my saying one negative thing about Palin's kid. I challenge you.

In fact the only reason you brought it up was to start a discussion about Biden's son. If you wanna do that, have the balls to bring it up without bringing me into it.


sorry...it wasn't directed at you personally

it was directed at the generalized 'you people'

please accept my sincerest apologies for appearing to direct it at you personally

biden's 37-year-old son seems to be a crook...why havent you people discussed that in addition to made up stuff about Palins minor child having a baby

sailor
08-31-2008, 05:48 AM
sorry...it wasn't directed at you personally

it was directed at the generalized 'you people'

please accept my sincerest apologies for appearing to direct it at you personally

biden's 37-year-old son seems to be a crook...why havent you people discussed that in addition to made up stuff about Palins minor child having a baby

what do you mean "you people"?

KatPw
08-31-2008, 05:51 AM
Interestingly enough, I was talking to a friend of mine yesterday who worked in the Alaskan state government up through Palin's first year as governor, and he thinks this is a terrible move on McCain's part. One of the main reasons he quit up there and moved away was how fed up he was with the rampant corruption on pretty much every significant level of state government up there for about 20 years now, with Palin being no exception. He also mentioned this pregnancy thing in passing before it showed up in the news, saying that at the time the word going around the state capital was, "of course it's the daughter's kid." We both just laughed it off as sleazy and ridiculous, but here we are. Obviously, this is total "I heard it from..." stuff, but he's got some pretty juicy info. He really think's McCain's people jumped into this without looking closely enough at who they were picking and plenty is gonna come out corruption-wise that's going to hurt them big time. Troopergate is going to be the big story. I have also read quite a few stories/political blogs that state Palin's husband seems to think he is the Governor's right hand man (sitting in on closed meetings, has all her e-mail correspondence cc-d to him, took it upon himself to talk to the head of the State Troopers in the Governor's office while she was out of town).
Wonder if this will go down as the most ugly of election seasons.

KatPw
08-31-2008, 05:59 AM
And I think Trig is a horrible name to saddle a baby who has DS with. I would have gone out of my way to avoid any name starting with tri (Trisomy 21, hello!)

CousinDave
08-31-2008, 06:19 AM
I think Baracko is the father, the baby really isn't retarded its just 1/4 black & muslim.

KatPw
08-31-2008, 06:20 AM
I think Baracko is the father, the baby really isn't retarded its just 1/4 black & muslim.

This sounds like a job for Maury!

epo
08-31-2008, 06:31 AM
But she can do local sports!

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WiOIEGM7XEs&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WiOIEGM7XEs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

You Tube is a funny place.

KnoxHarrington
08-31-2008, 07:07 AM
Here's what's going to be interesting: what do the Clinton Brothers do about this? My feeling is that an effect of this is that it's going to turn Hillary into an active campaigner for Obama now. I think she was probably just going to sit this one out before this pick, but, now, she might feel a need to get in there and lay into Palin. She can probably attack Palin far more directly than either Obama or Biden can, actually.

And I think it may be kind of personal for her. I just don't think she wants anyone but her to have as much of a chance to be the first female President as Palin would get if she got elected.

You poked the Hildebeest, McCain. Prepare to be mauled.

epo
08-31-2008, 08:24 AM
I wonder why this video has been removed from Governor Palin's website.....

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nTX-oJUCaU&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9nTX-oJUCaU&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Oh yea...that's right an endorsement by Senator Ted "The Internet is a Series of Tubes (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f99PcP0aFNE&feature=related)" Stevens is a bad thing......

HBox
08-31-2008, 08:31 AM
But she can do local sports!

<object width="425" height="344">

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WiOIEGM7XEs&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object>

You Tube is a funny place.

"Don't go overboard there Sarah."

I don't know what that awkward banter at the end was supposed to mean.

WRESTLINGFAN
08-31-2008, 08:39 AM
...and Barak Obama is a Muslim

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/0408/pipes042908.php3



...and the Jews Killed Lincoln

http://www.rense.com/general80/slin.htm




...and we never landed on the moon

http://www.ufos-aliens.co.uk/cosmicapollo.html

What a bunch of bullshit...amazing the hate for women out there...


Agreed

Also theres always the 9/11 was an inside job crowd

Sinestro
08-31-2008, 08:47 AM
Where are the swimsuit pics? What type of pagents are they running up there in Alaska??

1234Dracula
08-31-2008, 09:01 AM
Right click...Properties....Palin...jpg :smile:

does anyone remember laughter?




(she didnt really think i believed that to be Mrs Polk, did she?)

ChrisTheCop
08-31-2008, 09:03 AM
does anyone remember laughter?




(she didnt really think i believed that to be Mrs Polk, did she?)

lol! Welcome to MY world! No one gets my jokes, either.

A.J.
08-31-2008, 09:05 AM
this is a non-issue. Even if it is true, its a mother protecting her daughter. Its not a malicious lie. I'm more concerned with the now named "Troopergate"

"Troopergate"? I want to shake the hand of the person who thought that up!!! That's so clever and fresh!!!!

I wish there could be a law that from now on you can never attach the word "gate" to any scandal.

Franklyn
08-31-2008, 09:07 AM
and mccain is just like bush.

blah blah blah... ISSUES PEOPLE!!!

wow,if this is true, it plays right to the issues. A person so embarrassed by her daughter's pregnancy, that she would lie to the world, and fake a child's life, is not a person I want in a leadership role.
The damage that she is doing to her daughter and her daughter's daughter is terrible. Can you imagine the shame your life is when your mother lies to the world.
This "pro life" supporter should "set" and example of how to maintain a pro life, lifestyle. Should all mothers now assume their grand kids out of embarrassment?

I need more on this story bad!!!!

Chigworthy
08-31-2008, 09:07 AM
"Troopergate"? I want to shake the hand of the person who thought that up!!! That's so clever and fresh!!!!

I wish there could be a law that from now on you can never attach the word "gate" to any scandal.

The controversy over that law would be called "Scandalgate".

HBox
08-31-2008, 09:08 AM
"Troopergate"? I want to shake the hand of the person who thought that up!!! That's so clever and fresh!!!!

I wish there could be a law that from now on you can never attach the word "gate" to any scandal.

It's official. AJ has started GateGate.

Chigworthy
08-31-2008, 09:08 AM
wow,if this is true, it plays right to the issues. A person so embarrassed by her daughter's pregnancy, that she would lie to the world, and fake a child's life, is not a person I want in a leadership role.
The damage that she is doing to her daughter and her daughter's daughter is terrible. Can you imagine the shame your life is when your mother lies to the world.
This "pro life" supporter should "set" and example of how to maintain a pro life, lifestyle. Should all mothers now assume their grand kids out of embarrassment?

I need more on this story bad!!!!

You wear your heart on your sleeve, my friend.

A.J.
08-31-2008, 09:10 AM
I happen to like the name Bristol.

It's a great name for a town.

http://www.joinourteam.espn.com/joinourteam/images/front_sign.jpg

HBox
08-31-2008, 09:10 AM
wow,if this is true, it plays right to the issues. A person so embarrassed by her daughter's pregnancy, that she would lie to the world, and fake a child's life, is not a person I want in a leadership role.
The damage that she is doing to her daughter and her daughter's daughter is terrible. Can you imagine the shame your life is when your mother lies to the world.
This "pro life" supporter should "set" and example of how to maintain a pro life, lifestyle. Should all mothers now assume their grand kids out of embarrassment?

I need more on this story bad!!!!

I got your big time scoop right here: IT'S BULLSHIT.

epo
08-31-2008, 09:22 AM
It's official. AJ has started GateGate.

As a nation we need to take a strong stance against GateGate. No more can regular Americans afford for these fatcats to rip us off when we balance our checkbooks. GateGate will not be tolerated or the terrorists will win!

ChrisTheCop
08-31-2008, 09:27 AM
I got your big time scoop right here: IT'S BULLSHIT.

Right? I mean, people hear or read shit, followed pretty much immediately by a retraction saying the previous shit wasnt true, and we cant get it out of our heads that it must be true.

Just like Obama being Muslim.

These politicos understand perfectly how weak our little brains are. Just put something out there, and even when proven not to be true, most people will still believe it.


I have an 18 inch penis.

epo
08-31-2008, 09:31 AM
I have an 18 inch penis.

I don't need facts or data backing this claim, I'll just believe you.

You are a lucky man and must be VERY popular at parties. I can't wait to tell people and forward emails to my friends/families about your marvelous penis.

1234Dracula
08-31-2008, 09:34 AM
i heard it's not really even HIS penis. its a surgically implanted baboon cock by some doctor in Tibet in the 1980s-- all part of a government conspiracy involving building the perfect police officer.

HBox
08-31-2008, 09:36 AM
i heard it's not really even HIS penis. its a surgically implanted baboon cock by some doctor in Tibet in the 1980s-- all part of a government conspiracy involving building the perfect police officer.

A Jew is behind all of this.

Jews are behind everything.





































EVEN JESUS.

ChrisTheCop
08-31-2008, 09:40 AM
A Jew is behind all of this.

Jews are behind everything.

EVEN JESUS.

NOW you tell him?

epo
08-31-2008, 09:43 AM
This is all confusing. I was for his penis before I was against it. Does anyone know of a blog I can visit to get the REAL story on Chris' member?

Friday
08-31-2008, 09:49 AM
what do you mean "you people"?

that expression gives me the heebie jeebies.

1234Dracula
08-31-2008, 09:50 AM
This is all confusing. I was for his penis before I was against it. Does anyone know of a blog I can visit to get the REAL story on Chris' member?

Theres a picture making the rounds on the interwebs, nsfw so i wont post it here, but lets just say when he was younger his penis was definitely not the size it is today. He also was seen eating a banana for breakfast last week (the photo i have is from 5 years ago, but it still clearly shows him eating a banana). Much like a baboon.

epo
08-31-2008, 10:00 AM
Theres a picture making the rounds on the interwebs, nsfw so i wont post it here, but lets just say when he was younger his penis was definitely not the size it is today. He also was seen eating a banana for breakfast last week (the photo i have is from 5 years ago, but it still clearly shows him eating a banana). Much like a baboon.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you are telling me that this man who I thought was a proud American was seen eating a banana for breakfast last week? That son-of-a-bitch!

I just hope Fox News tells the world about this!

Kevin
08-31-2008, 10:06 AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you are telling me that this man who I thought was a proud American was seen eating a banana for breakfast last week? That son-of-a-bitch!

I just hope Fox News tells the world about this!



He even had Orange juice with it.

1234Dracula
08-31-2008, 10:11 AM
Whoa, whoa, whoa. So you are telling me that this man who I thought was a proud American was seen eating a banana for breakfast last week? That son-of-a-bitch!

I just hope Fox News tells the world about this!

He even had Orange juice with it.

Banana AND Oranges??? TOGETHER??? Now we see how this man thinks; with his baboon cock, and elitist attitude of having 2 fruits at once....doesnt he realize there are people starving in new jersey who would love to have just one fruit??

Kevin
08-31-2008, 10:30 AM
Banana AND Oranges??? TOGETHER??? Now we see how this man thinks; with his baboon cock, and elitist attitude of having 2 fruits at once....doesnt he realize there are people starving in new jersey who would love to have just one fruit??

Plus he is too stupid to know that they don't go well together. If he can't tell which fruit go together,HE IS NOT FIT TO RUN OUR COUNTRY!!

1234Dracula
08-31-2008, 10:49 AM
Plus he is too stupid to know that they don't go well together. If he can't tell which fruit go together,HE IS NOT FIT TO RUN OUR COUNTRY!!

now he wants to run our country??? Power hungry copper!

Sue_Bender
08-31-2008, 10:53 AM
I'm willing to trust any SOURCE with the name ArcXIX.

scottinnj
08-31-2008, 11:49 AM
Agreed

Also theres always the 9/11 was an inside job crowd

What inside job? Haven't you guys heard the latest? 9/11 never happened at all!

It turns out we all live in TV studios and all this is being piped into us from martians.

Foster
08-31-2008, 11:55 AM
What inside job? Haven't you guys heard the latest? 9/11 never happened at all!

It turns out we all live in TV studios and all this is being piped into us from martians.

I knew it!....I knew my life couldn't really be this dull

epo
08-31-2008, 12:14 PM
What inside job? Haven't you guys heard the latest? 9/11 never happened at all!

It turns out we all live in TV studios and all this is being piped into us from martians.

That explains Chris the Cop's gigantic baboon cock!

scottinnj
08-31-2008, 12:18 PM
That explains Chris the Cop's gigantic baboon cock!

I'm gonna sell tickets.


Chris' cock is so big, the shift commander calls out for it during roll call.

Chris' cock is so big, he lays it across the highway to stop bad guys during a high speed chase.

Chris's cock is so big, he uses it to measure the distance between mile markers just to be a help to the DOT.

Kevin
08-31-2008, 12:20 PM
I'm gonna sell tickets.


Chris' cock is so big, the shift commander calls out for it during roll call.

Chris' cock is so big, he lays it across the highway to stop bad guys during a high speed chase.

Chris's cock is so big, he uses it to measure the distance between mile markers just to be a help to the DOT.

Douggrasso.. SUDDENLY INTERESTED IN POLITICS!!!

ChrisTheCop
08-31-2008, 02:51 PM
That explains Chris the Cop's gigantic baboon cock!

I'm gonna sell tickets.


Chris' cock is so big, the shift commander calls out for it during roll call.

Chris' cock is so big, he lays it across the highway to stop bad guys during a high speed chase.

Chris's cock is so big, he uses it to measure the distance between mile markers just to be a help to the DOT.

These 2 posts took the sting of a Sox loss away and made me laugh again. Thanks.

Man, now I really hope she turns out not to be the mom, thus proving all these things are true.

epo
08-31-2008, 03:06 PM
Have fun conspiracy theorists! (http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo/080831/480/529a19dfc6774f308117d4be16d30c8d/)

ChrisTheCop
08-31-2008, 03:14 PM
Have fun conspiracy theorists! (http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/slideshow/photo/080831/480/529a19dfc6774f308117d4be16d30c8d/)

They seem to be implying that she and McCain HAD met before...if ya know what I mean.

Zorro
08-31-2008, 03:20 PM
They seem to be implying that she and McCain HAD met before...if ya know what I mean.

I heard Biden's the father

mikeyboy
08-31-2008, 03:39 PM
She kind of looks like Natalie from The Facts of Life when she's working the prego weight.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080831/capt.529a19dfc6774f308117d4be16d30c8d.veepstakes_p alin_ak516.jpg?x=229&y=345&q=85&sig=5f7FFPyR6pApAkrAXznM1w--

Tenbatsuzen
08-31-2008, 03:40 PM
She kind of looks like Natalie from The Facts of Life when she's working the prego weight.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080831/capt.529a19dfc6774f308117d4be16d30c8d.veepstakes_p alin_ak516.jpg?x=229&y=345&q=85&sig=5f7FFPyR6pApAkrAXznM1w--

Judging by the picture, and style of clothes, that had to be when she was pregnant with Bristol or Track. That's late 80's to early 90's housewife fashion.

Tenbatsuzen
08-31-2008, 03:42 PM
BTW, which one is her? The one in the yellow looks like her from behind. The other one is unrecognizable as Palin. One would think a beauty queen wouldn't let go like that during a pregnancy, especially since she had a TV career at the time.

Friday
08-31-2008, 03:51 PM
BTW, which one is her? The one in the yellow looks like her from behind. The other one is unrecognizable as Palin. .

i was thinking the very same thing.

and that is definitely NOT a photo from this decade. lol.

SatCam
08-31-2008, 03:57 PM
Judging by the picture, and style of clothes, that had to be when she was pregnant with Bristol or Track. That's late 80's to early 90's housewife fashion.

very tru, especially the hottie's outfit on the left

SatCam
08-31-2008, 04:00 PM
in fact, if the family released this photo in response to the doubt that she was actually pregnant, this really doesn't help disprove that she wasnt pregnant. You can tell it's outdated, and it just looks like they're trying to pass it off as a recent photo -- trying to covering something up...........................

HBox
08-31-2008, 04:07 PM
She kind of looks like Natalie from The Facts of Life when she's working the prego weight.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080831/capt.529a19dfc6774f308117d4be16d30c8d.veepstakes_p alin_ak516.jpg?x=229&y=345&q=85&sig=5f7FFPyR6pApAkrAXznM1w--

Ew. That killed her for me sexually.

Ew!!!!!

drjoek
08-31-2008, 04:13 PM
Ew. That killed her for me sexually.

Ew!!!!!

Now I want her even MORE

mikeyboy
08-31-2008, 04:14 PM
Ew. That killed her for me sexually.

Ew!!!!!

She'll be very disappointed.

NewYorkDragons80
08-31-2008, 04:18 PM
Come to think of it, this whole thing was a plot line on Desperate Housewives this past season. What's gonna catch me more shit, that I'm sticking up for Palin or that I watch the show?

epo
08-31-2008, 04:22 PM
Come to think of it, this whole thing was a plot line on Desperate Housewives this past season. What's gonna catch me more shit, that I'm sticking up for Palin or that I watch the show?

Defending Governor Palin is expected. Desperate Housewives......eww.

scottinnj
08-31-2008, 04:54 PM
Defending Governor Palin is expected. Desperate Housewives......eww.

Does it make you gay if you watch DH?


No.....It makes you Fez.

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DarkHippie
08-31-2008, 05:51 PM
Come to think of it, this whole thing was a plot line on Desperate Housewives this past season. What's gonna catch me more shit, that I'm sticking up for Palin or that I watch the show?

Are you posting from the Log Cabin?

scottinnj
08-31-2008, 05:56 PM
Are you posting from the Log Cabin?

Don't ask, don't tell, brother.

scottinnj
08-31-2008, 06:31 PM
TownHall.com is calling out The Daily Kos (http://townhall.com/blog/g/9b3375c7-6a27-4b5e-9204-b267282a1ce1)


BLOG WARS!!!
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/eric-cartman-400-030107.jpg


BLOG WARS!!!

HBox
08-31-2008, 06:40 PM
TownHall.com is calling out The Daily Kos (http://townhall.com/blog/g/9b3375c7-6a27-4b5e-9204-b267282a1ce1)


BLOG WARS!!!
http://www.aolcdn.com/aolr/eric-cartman-400-030107.jpg


BLOG WARS!!!


Hopefully there are no survivors.

DarkHippie
08-31-2008, 06:44 PM
Don't ask, don't tell, brother.

I love me some Log Cabin Syrup

DiabloSammich
08-31-2008, 06:49 PM
Did Colmes really try to say that the kid has DS because she didn't take proper prenatal care?


Ewwww.

Tenbatsuzen
08-31-2008, 06:52 PM
Did Colmes really try to say that the kid has DS because she didn't take proper prenatal care?


Ewwww.

Offensive Matty line to follow:

Proper pre-natal care for a kid with DS is a vacuum followed by a ride home.

SatCam
08-31-2008, 06:56 PM
Trig's future

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Ritalin
08-31-2008, 07:03 PM
I love reading the comments on righty blogs.

Check out this one:

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r85/ritalin3g/Picture11.png

"Not every girl, even healthy non-overweight girls, are blessed with wash board abs."

Inner monologue: Oh my God. That girl looks just like me, and they think she's pregnant. Do people think I'm pregnant? No way! This is really bad! I pray and I pray, but I'm just not blessed with wash board abs. I'm healthy and skinny....no, I cannot tell a lie, Jesus wouldn't like it....I'm definitely non-overweight, right Jesus? Am I really that fat?

TheMojoPin
08-31-2008, 07:06 PM
The baby thing really just seems to stem from malicious jokes/gossip from around the Alaskan state capital at the time of the pregnancy.

Wait for the good stuff. It's gonna get ugly.

celery
08-31-2008, 07:29 PM
Drudge has a link to the townhall article, with the headline:

"Lefty Bloggers Go After Palin's 16 year old Daughter..."

This could really bite the left in the ass and do more harm than good. Unless it's true, of course...

HBox
08-31-2008, 07:31 PM
Drudge has a link to the townhall article, with the headline:

"Lefty Bloggers Go After Palin's 16 year old Daughter..."

This could really bite the left in the ass and do more harm than good. Unless it's true, of course...

IT'S NOT TRUE.

And you're right, this is going to fucking boomerang and detonate like an atom bomb obscuring what an awful choice she was.

scottinnj
08-31-2008, 07:39 PM
I love reading the comments on righty blogs.

Check out this one:

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r85/ritalin3g/Picture11.png

"Not every girl, even healthy non-overweight girls, are blessed with wash board abs."

Inner monologue: Oh my God. That girl looks just like me, and they think she's pregnant. Do people think I'm pregnant? No way! This is really bad! I pray and I pray, but I'm just not blessed with wash board abs. I'm healthy and skinny....no, I cannot tell a lie, Jesus wouldn't like it....I'm definitely non-overweight, right Jesus? Am I really that fat?

Hell, the Lefties on this one are a bunch of loons too-check this one out.

http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o217/themarshal/Kos.png


It's not TRUE!!! All these people are going crazy about something that isn't even true! What are we going to do, elect someone because the other one is a Muslim, or elect this guy because the other guy's VP is the grandmother of her baby?

The Right and the Left are full of creeps and vermin. And another election is going to be all fucked up because of it.

celery
08-31-2008, 07:40 PM
IT'S NOT TRUE.

And you're right, this is going to fucking boomerang and detonate like an atom bomb obscuring what an awful choice she was.

I'm betting this will die down and 99% of the country won't ever hear about it. It mainly just makes the left bloggers look bad.

mikeyboy
08-31-2008, 07:42 PM
The Right and the Left are full of creeps and vermin. And another election is going to be all fucked up because of it.

Quoted for some serious fucking truth.

Tenbatsuzen
08-31-2008, 07:43 PM
IT'S NOT TRUE.





"ASK ME! I'M A MAN!"

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Tenbatsuzen
08-31-2008, 07:44 PM
BTW, just some people don't get confused here:

I didn't think that this was true at all. But after McGreevey, I wouldn't be shocked if it was true, and I was trying to "work through the theory".

scottinnj
08-31-2008, 07:46 PM
IT'S NOT TRUE.

And you're right, this is going to fucking boomerang and detonate like an atom bomb obscuring what an awful choice she was.


You see? At least HBox has the right idea. As a conservative, she's the perfect fit for me.
However, I don't like the idea that she was picked "out of the blue" like some legit stories are saying. I also don't like the fact that she has no experience-that is a topic for discussion.

But nooooo, we're gonna waste time with this shit, and drag her family into it, and the American people are going to give her pity points.
Whoever made this story up, should be hunted down and beaten for harming Obama's campaign.

HBox
08-31-2008, 07:57 PM
"ASK ME! I'M A MAN!"

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Ah! You got the wrong one!

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-31-2008, 08:12 PM
The Right and the Left are full of creeps and vermin. And another election is going to be all fucked up because of it.

I concur.

HBox
08-31-2008, 08:21 PM
Here we go, a pic of her 8 months pregnant. (http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/8/31/234157/516/1017/581734)

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/skater314159/palin_preggers_400.jpg

It's over. Please stop talking about it.

SatCam
08-31-2008, 08:23 PM
Here we go, a pic of her 8 months pregnant. (http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/8/31/234157/516/1017/581734)

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/skater314159/palin_preggers_400.jpg

It's over. Please stop talking about it.

bodysuit

scottinnj
08-31-2008, 08:27 PM
Here we go, a pic of her 8 months pregnant. (http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/8/31/234157/516/1017/581734)

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/skater314159/palin_preggers_400.jpg

It's over. Please stop talking about it.

bodysuit

CGI. Also notice that the reporter is holding an English copy of the Koran.

JerseySean
08-31-2008, 08:28 PM
CGI. Also notice that the reporter is holding an English copy of the Koran.

haha on Kos they are saying it "could" be a fake body suit

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
08-31-2008, 08:31 PM
The way things look, it's most likely her daughter's child.

But for the record, my dad told me my mom carried me very small and she delivered me at 7 months. A lot of the neighbors were surprised to see my mom with a baby since they had NO IDEA she was pregnant. GRANTED it was winter when she would have shown the most, but Palin's the friggin' Gov of ALASKA!!!

DarkHippie
08-31-2008, 08:33 PM
Not to change the subject but I figure there are 2 reasons why Mccain chose her to be VP:

1) She's a woman

2) She's hot

scottinnj
08-31-2008, 08:40 PM
The way things look, it's most likely her daughter's child.

It's actually her son's son. This is just her daughter taking the fall to protect his image so he can return a war hero. Notice he's skipped off to Iraq when the story broke. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

DolaMight
08-31-2008, 08:42 PM
http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq311/santafemarie/PalinFamilyMarch2008.jpg

That look like a 7-month pregnant chick to you?

http://portal.chaminade-stl.com/Portals/210/images/Enterprise%20Crew.jpg

Q: I spy with my little eye... What's different between the 2 photos?

A: They both love pastels but the top one contains Lt. Riker



FYI this is the 2nd Lt. Riker joke in this mccain thread. 1st non abortion related Lt. Riker joke though.

TheMojoPin
08-31-2008, 08:43 PM
I was curious about where this came from back when she would have been pregnant, so I asked my buddy and he had no idea. It just started making the rounds early this year as the office joke/gossip and kept going even after the kid was born. It's weird that something gossipy like that would have had such legs. Guess they like it bawdy up in Alaska.

JerseySean
08-31-2008, 08:44 PM
"
Not only is the DailyKos disgustingly inspecting Bristol's midriff with all the fervor of LA paparazzi examining J-Lo's or Jennifer Aniston's washboard stomachs for evidence of a "bump," the DailyKos is wrong on when the photo was taken. It was taken, and published, by the Anchorage Daily News in 2006. Baby Trig, a child with Down's Syndrome, was born on April 18, 2008. That's a long time for a teen girl to be carrying a "bump" which looks nothing more than the curve of a tight sweater."

FYI

HBox
08-31-2008, 08:45 PM
It's actually her son's son. This is just her daughter taking the fall to protect his image so he can return a war hero. Notice he's skipped off to Iraq when the story broke. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!

No. It's actually the baby's baby. The baby is its own mother and father. Sarah is just trying to save the universe from a self-destructive paradox.

Zorro
08-31-2008, 08:46 PM
Not only is the DailyKos disgustingly inspecting Bristol's midriff with all the fervor of LA paparazzi examining J-Lo's or Jennifer Aniston's washboard stomachs for evidence of a "bump," the DailyKos is wrong on when the photo was taken. It was taken, and published, by the Anchorage Daily News in 2006.Baby Trig, a child with Down's Syndrome, was born on April 18, 2008. That's a long time for a teen girl to be carrying a "bump" which looks nothing more than the curve of a tight sweater.


You guys are unbelievable

TheMojoPin
08-31-2008, 08:52 PM
"the curve of a tight sweater."

Say it slower.

With the lights turned down.

PapaBear
08-31-2008, 08:55 PM
I heard the baby doesn't really have DOWNS. It's just really ugly.

DolaMight
08-31-2008, 09:04 PM
No. It's actually the baby's baby. The baby is its own mother and father. Sarah is just trying to save the universe from a self-destructive paradox.

http://www.deafdc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/ouroboros.jpg

Sorry...unrelated, just an adorable kids toy I thought I'd post.

NewYorkDragons80
08-31-2008, 09:52 PM
TownHall.com is calling out The Daily Kos (http://townhall.com/blog/g/9b3375c7-6a27-4b5e-9204-b267282a1ce1)
As is the Huffington Post (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lee-stranahan/why-dailykos-embraced-the_b_122790.html).

ChrisTheCop
08-31-2008, 09:53 PM
http://portal.chaminade-stl.com/Portals/210/images/Enterprise%20Crew.jpg

Q: I spy with my little eye... What's different between the 2 photos?

A: They both love pastels but the top one contains Lt. Riker





That made me laugh out loud in the night while my neighbors sleep below me, or as the kids say LOLITNWMNSBM! But seriously, the funniest thing in this thread. Well done.

and now...for my attempt at humor which shall PALIN comparison*.....









*that wasnt it. it's in my next post.

ChrisTheCop
08-31-2008, 09:54 PM
Judging by the picture, and style of clothes, that had to be when she was pregnant with Bristol or Track. That's late 80's to early 90's housewife fashion.

i was thinking the very same thing.

and that is definitely NOT a photo from this decade. lol.


They live. In Maine.

PapaBear
08-31-2008, 10:00 PM
I'm having a flashback to when I thought the McLean was some sort of "Scottish burger".

ChrisTheCop
08-31-2008, 10:08 PM
I'm having a flashback to when I thought the McLean was some sort of "Scottish burger".

yipee kayay muddafucka!

PapaBear
08-31-2008, 10:10 PM
I'm having a flashback to when I thought the McLean was some sort of "Scottish burger".

yipee kayay muddafucka!
How did this get in this thread? I posted it in the bad fast food sammich thread. I did! I DID!!!!

ChrisTheCop
08-31-2008, 10:11 PM
How did this get in this thread? I posted it in the bad fast food sammich thread. I did! I DID!!!!

you shoulda posted it in the bad posting skills store thread...

cause they just called....

...and theyre all out of you.

CousinDave
09-01-2008, 06:35 AM
I heard the baby doesn't really have DOWNS. It's just really ugly.


Aren't they really the same thing?


I've decided I want to see this woman elected Vice President and then become President. Its making people like P Diddy go crazy, which I find very entertaining

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thmueS0ngAs&feature=related

According to Diddy, McCain made a mistake in picking Palin, because there are no blacks in Alaska, there are no crackheads, there is no crime, and there are no black people - I'm not really sure what he means by that.

zathrus
09-01-2008, 06:41 AM
at 6 months pregnant with my second child. you could just start to tell that I might be pregnant. I was still wearing the clothes that I had been wearing since I lost the weight from my first child and I wasn't an runner. I hated exercise. some women are lucky and never look like they are pregnant. and to the fact that no one (even those on her staff) that she was pregnant. If I knew that my child was going to be born with down-syndrome, I wouldn't have told anyone that I was pregnant. Given her age and the down-syndrome, anything could have happened during the pregnancy.

KnoxHarrington
09-01-2008, 06:41 AM
Aren't they really the same thing?


I've decided I want to see this woman elected Vice President and then become President. Its making people like P Diddy go crazy, which I find very entertaining

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thmueS0ngAs&feature=related

According to Diddy, McCain made a mistake in picking Palin, because there are no blacks in Alaska, there are no crackheads, there is no crime, and there are no black people - I'm not really sure what he means by that.

So you honestly want this woman to be a heartbeat away from the Presidency because it pisses off P Diddy?

Please don't vote.

sailor
09-01-2008, 07:33 AM
So you honestly want this woman to be a heartbeat away from the Presidency because it pisses off P Diddy?

Please don't vote.

i'm sure you're also telling this to the people voting for a candidate because sean wants them to.

A.J.
09-01-2008, 07:36 AM
She kind of looks like Natalie from The Facts of Life when she's working the prego weight.

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20080831/capt.529a19dfc6774f308117d4be16d30c8d.veepstakes_p alin_ak516.jpg?x=229&y=345&q=85&sig=5f7FFPyR6pApAkrAXznM1w--

I think she's more Julie from "Gimme A Break".

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/millerthenbg.jpg

KnoxHarrington
09-01-2008, 07:40 AM
i'm sure you're also telling this to the people voting for a candidate because sean wants them to.

Yes, I would. Please find me one of these people.

dino_electropolis
09-01-2008, 07:55 AM
I love this story, and hope its true.....it only makes Palin hotter in some sick sense.


I explained it to my chick and she starts noddin her head, sayin there was a movie on lifetime with this same exact topic.....without the political issues.

Tenbatsuzen
09-01-2008, 08:06 AM
I think she's more Julie from "Gimme A Break".

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photos/millerthenbg.jpg

Miss The Chief.

KnoxHarrington
09-01-2008, 08:10 AM
OK, Sarah Palin is not pregnant -- at least not now -- but her daughter is. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080901/pl_nm/usa_politics_palin_dc;_ylt=AnHfGwOc.gq3Tsq4s0tAzyq s0NUE)

dino_electropolis
09-01-2008, 08:12 AM
Uh, clearly this story is a non-issue....found the pic to clear her name....


http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc74/dino_electropolis/palinpreg.jpg

Tenbatsuzen
09-01-2008, 08:13 AM
OK, Sarah Palin is not pregnant -- at least not now -- but her daughter is. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080901/pl_nm/usa_politics_palin_dc;_ylt=AnHfGwOc.gq3Tsq4s0tAzyq s0NUE)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

sailor
09-01-2008, 08:20 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

moronic conspiracy ended. super.

A.J.
09-01-2008, 08:21 AM
OK, Sarah Palin is not pregnant -- at least not now -- but her daughter is. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080901/pl_nm/usa_politics_palin_dc;_ylt=AnHfGwOc.gq3Tsq4s0tAzyq s0NUE)

http://www.duffgardens.net/Framegrabs/Married/PDVD_062.jpg

Fallon
09-01-2008, 08:21 AM
Sarah Palin Is NOT The Mother [Photos+Video]

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2008/8/30/121350/137/486/580223

Very Interesting read

Not the mamma!

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DarkHippie
09-01-2008, 08:22 AM
OK, Sarah Palin is not pregnant -- at least not now -- but her daughter is. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080901/pl_nm/usa_politics_palin_dc;_ylt=AnHfGwOc.gq3Tsq4s0tAzyq s0NUE)

So the question is if this is baby number two . . . and if birth control doesn't exist in Alaska.

dino_electropolis
09-01-2008, 08:22 AM
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

wow, that daughter is a little nympho....pregnant again, right after giviin birth to the retard.....McCain is slowly stealin my vote

SatCam
09-01-2008, 08:23 AM
OK, Sarah Palin is not pregnant -- at least not now -- but her daughter is. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080901/pl_nm/usa_politics_palin_dc;_ylt=AnHfGwOc.gq3Tsq4s0tAzyq s0NUE)

lol :surrender:

Dudeman
09-01-2008, 08:24 AM
OK, Sarah Palin is not pregnant -- at least not now -- but her daughter is. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080901/pl_nm/usa_politics_palin_dc;_ylt=AnHfGwOc.gq3Tsq4s0tAzyq s0NUE)

To shoot down rumors that their teenage daughter had sex and a baby out of wedlock, they release the information that their teenage daughter had sex and is going to have a baby out of wedlock.:surrender:

(imagine if a democrat did this)

Does this mean that when Obama uses his line about agreeing to do things to reduce the need for abortions he is picking on Palin's preganant daughter?

Has anyone informed JerseySean of the news?

DarkHippie
09-01-2008, 08:25 AM
wow, that daughter is a little nympho....pregnant again, right after giviin birth to the retard.....McCain is slowly stealin my vote

feh, what teenager doesnt like to fuck? And there isnt much else to do in Alaska

Tenbatsuzen
09-01-2008, 08:26 AM
moronic conspiracy ended. super.

This shows a bunch of different things:

1) McCain's people didn't vet her at all, and this all but proves it.

2) So much for Palin's abstinence platform

3) Forget Trig, this is a whole new can of worms.

Zorro
09-01-2008, 08:27 AM
The kid is pregnant now!!!

BinaryBimbo
09-01-2008, 08:28 AM
OK, Sarah Palin is not pregnant -- at least not now -- but her daughter is. (http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080901/pl_nm/usa_politics_palin_dc;_ylt=AnHfGwOc.gq3Tsq4s0tAzyq s0NUE)

Okay. Sarah Palin's child was born in May, and her Daughter is 5 months pregnant; unless she can carry two kids at different stages of gestation I think it is safe to assume that Trig is not her child.

Zorro
09-01-2008, 08:29 AM
Fox news is reporting the Palin's 17 year old daughter is pregnant and will mary father

Dudeman
09-01-2008, 08:30 AM
2) So much for Palin's abstinence platform


very good point. the whole "abstinence is 100% foolproof" arguement is so stupid.

GreatAmericanZero
09-01-2008, 08:30 AM
this chick is a slut. BOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

Tenbatsuzen
09-01-2008, 08:30 AM
Merge with the Sarah Palin is NOT the mother thread.

BinaryBimbo
09-01-2008, 08:30 AM
This shows a bunch of different things:

1) McCain's people didn't vet her at all, and this all but proves it.

2) So much for Palin's abstinence platform

3) Forget Trig, this is a whole new can of worms.

It says right in the article annoucing the teen is pregnant that McCain was aware of this.

This doesn't prove anything imo.

SatCam
09-01-2008, 08:32 AM
Okay. Sarah Palin's child was born in May, and her Daughter is 5 months pregnant; unless she can carry two kids at different stages of gestation I think it is safe to assume that Trig is not her child.

Actually, Trig is Bristol's kid. Now second oldest daughter Willow is preggers, and Bristol is covering for her.

Tenbatsuzen
09-01-2008, 08:32 AM
It says right in the article annoucing the teen is pregnant that McCain was aware of this.

This doesn't prove anything imo.

McCain is aware NOW, but was he before? And if so, why did he choose her knowing the Bible Belt will shit a brick over this?

smiler grogan
09-01-2008, 08:32 AM
Its cold up there, she was just snuggling to get warm and somehow she got pregnant what?

K.C.
09-01-2008, 08:32 AM
wow, that daughter is a little nympho....pregnant again, right after giviin birth to the retard.....McCain is slowly stealin my vote

x2.

Tenbatsuzen
09-01-2008, 08:33 AM
Actually, Trig is Bristol's kid. Now second oldest daughter Willow is preggers, and Bristol is covering for her.

mmmm, willow...


http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/6052/willow62fd8.jpg

Judge Smails
09-01-2008, 08:34 AM
I'm excited! This is turning into the greatest clusterfuck since this guy:


http://<OBJECT height=344 width=425>

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BinaryBimbo
09-01-2008, 08:35 AM
Actually, Trig is Bristol's kid. Now second oldest daughter Willow is preggers, and Bristol is covering for her.

Holy Crap - the younger Daughter is pregnant? Oh that is funny!

thejives
09-01-2008, 08:37 AM
The family is single handedly trying to double Alaska's population in time to add an electoral vote.

Phil_Nubbs
09-01-2008, 08:38 AM
Holy Crap - the younger Daughter is pregnant? Oh that is funny!

Not to mention (although I will)...hotter.

BinaryBimbo
09-01-2008, 08:38 AM
McCain is aware NOW, but was he before? And if so, why did he choose her knowing the Bible Belt will shit a brick over this?

I'm just going by that article linked earlier that quoted McCain campaign staff as saying they were aware of the pregnancy, and felt it was not a big deal.

I agree though that the Bible thumpers will not like this too much.

What a soap opera this pick is turning out to be!

thejives
09-01-2008, 08:41 AM
Five months pregnant. And it's now Sept. 1.

By election day, she'll be 8 months and showing.

And unmarried.

And on stage with John McCain waving a flag.

scottinnj
09-01-2008, 08:44 AM
No. It's actually the baby's baby. The baby is its own mother and father. Sarah is just trying to save the universe from a self-destructive paradox.

And there is a Starbucks across the street from another Starbucks at the Alaskan capital.

Truly, it is the end of the universe up there:
http://blog.goldminemag.com/forgottenboy/content/binary/black.jpg

Dudeman
09-01-2008, 08:46 AM
Americans, this the the root of evil- an insult to Jesus:
http://www.capegateway.gov.za/image/2006/1/condom_application.gif

SatCam
09-01-2008, 08:49 AM
this would explain why bristol was taken out of school.....



well, not that the original reasoning was any different

Phil_Nubbs
09-01-2008, 08:49 AM
Americans, this the the root of evil- an insult to Jesus:
http://www.capegateway.gov.za/image/2006/1/condom_application.gif

That chick's got some massive hands.


Is that the joke?

Tenbatsuzen
09-01-2008, 08:51 AM
So Kos was barking up the right tree, just on the wrong branch.

Whowouldathunkit.

Tenbatsuzen
09-01-2008, 08:53 AM
FARK's Headline is 31 Flavors of Awesome:

"Bristol Palin Pregnant with Second Child".

Clappy.

scottinnj
09-01-2008, 08:55 AM
So Kos was barking up the right tree, just on the wrong branch.

Whowouldathunkit.


They are like Inspector Clouseau over there. Solving the case through a series of fuckups.

scottinnj
09-01-2008, 08:59 AM
FARK's Headline is 31 Flavors of Awesome:

"Bristol Palin Pregnant with Second Child".

Clappy.

From the linked MSNBC article:

"Our beautiful daughter Bristol came to us with news that as parents we knew would make her grow up faster than we had ever planned. As Bristol faces the responsibilities of adulthood, she knows she has our unconditional love and support," the Palins said.

She plans on marrying the father. How old is this guy? Is he a state trooper?

scottinnj
09-01-2008, 09:00 AM
Americans, this the the root of evil- an insult to Jesus:
http://www.capegateway.gov.za/image/2006/1/condom_application.gif

That chick's got some massive hands.


Is that the joke?


No, they are as big as her tits.


That's the joke.

Tenbatsuzen
09-01-2008, 09:02 AM
From the linked MSNBC article:



She plans on marrying the father. How old is this guy? Is he a state trooper?

If the father is older than 19, they are going to have a major, MAJOR fucking problem on their hands. Even worse what they already have.

Dudeman
09-01-2008, 09:03 AM
Hopefully the family can save gas money by having their son and granddaughter carpool to school.

(Unfortuntely, the school's special ed classes have probably been severely cut due to tax cutting programs. :furious:)

ChrisTheCop
09-01-2008, 09:13 AM
lol. well, they certainly proved that story wrong!

As for the new story, psychologically, how Palin handles her daughter's pregnancy may bring her closer to the average American parent. It's every parent's fear, afterall, that this could happen, and how would they handle it.

Especially since she's coming out of a week where she was labeled the worst mother ever for covering up a pregnancy, and was vindicated. I say this all backfires in the dems faces.

K.C.
09-01-2008, 09:20 AM
I say this all backfires in the dems faces.

It only backfires if they keep going for the kill on this.

They've done enough damage. Now it's time for the pundits and blogs to sit back and let the Larry Kings, Greta Van Sustrens, Dan Abrams, and so forth pick this up as a tabloid style story.

They'll keep it alive.



The Democratic surrogates need to move on. To pursue trashing Sarah Palin over this is something only will make them look mean-spirited.

The media will do a fair enough job on its own. After all, baby mama stories are about the only stories the media actually does cover thoroughly these days.

BinaryBimbo
09-01-2008, 09:22 AM
lol. well, they certainly proved that story wrong!

As for the new story, psychologically, how Palin handles her daughter's pregnancy may bring her closer to the average American parent. It's every parent's fear, afterall, that this could happen, and how would they handle it.

Especially since she's coming out of a week where she was labeled the worst mother ever for covering up a pregnancy, and was vindicated. I say this all backfires in the dems faces.

This is the sort of thing Dems usually brush off; I think their glee in these revelations is that they believe it will drive away hard core Conservatives from McCain.

I think this is all just a fun diversion that doesn't mean much for the outcome of the election. The debates seem to be the key here.

KnoxHarrington
09-01-2008, 09:23 AM
It only backfires if they keep going for the kill on this.

They've done enough damage. Now it's time for the pundits and blogs to sit back and let the Larry Kings, Greta Van Sustrens, Dan Abrams, and so forth pick this up as a tabloid style story.

They'll keep it alive.



The Democratic surrogates need to move on. To pursue trashing Sarah Palin over this is something only will make them look mean-spirited.

The media will do a fair enough job on its own. After all, baby mama stories are about the only stories the media actually does cover thoroughly these days.

Well, the official Obama campaign hasn't said shit about the baby so far, and has really only given Palin the mildest of criticism.

So this is going to be a tabloid story, and that's bad for the Republicans here, since so much of their playbook is trying to be on a higher "moral plane" than the degenerate Democrat Party.

IMSlacker
09-01-2008, 09:33 AM
She plans on marrying the father. How old is this guy? Is he a state trooper?

I hope they reveal the father's identity on Maury. It only seems fair.

mikeyboy
09-01-2008, 09:34 AM
Politics aside, I feel bad for the girl. It's hard enough for a teen to deal with what is likely an accidental pregnancy without being forced to do it on the national stage. A lot of teens are stupid and not careful, and I don't condone that, but she's going to have to deal with worse than the average stupid teen. If she loses the baby, a lot of fingers will be pointed at the scrutiny she'll be forced to endure.

K.C.
09-01-2008, 09:38 AM
but she's going to have to deal with worse than the average stupid teen.


Her face is on the front page of the UK Telegraph today with the caption 'Bristol Palin is pregnant.'


She goes from anonymous Alaskan girl to international billboard for teen pregnancy in less than 72 hours.