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Friday
01-11-2009, 07:42 PM
Not to take a stand here but didnt Spoon post his nude pictures in the overnight thread at about 240 in the morning? The safe for work arguement at 3AM doesnt seem to be that genuine

not everyone works 9-5, doc. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2054508&postcount=1188)

PapaBear
01-11-2009, 07:43 PM
No, now he's been IP banned. Indefinitely.
From what I've been reading, the only thing indefinite about it is if he agrees to sit out his ban. I was there that night. He knew what he was doing, and he knew he'd get banned. It couldn't have been more obvious. He also had plenty of encouragement from people who have shown they don't give a damn in the past.

mikeyboy
01-11-2009, 07:43 PM
That was the answer I received for my "Since when?" question, FYI Bobby. Doesn't sound like a straight answer to me.

Your question was, more or less, was "since when have you enforced the rules?"

That's a loaded question and you know it. I dealt with it flippantly, because it pretends like we never enforce our rules, and you know very well that isn't true.

Gvac
01-11-2009, 07:44 PM
dude, youre since when? question was sarcastic and a bit of a jab...come on lets not play dumb here.

No, it wasn't.

I've seen people be warned multiple times and threatened with bannings and nothing ever happens. And then I see my buddy get IP banned without so much as a warning.

Don't pretend there's any consistency.

Like I said, I'll drop it.

I just have to learn to live with the fact that you guys make decisions on a whim and there's no real rhyme or reason to it.

drjoek
01-11-2009, 07:44 PM
Fair point. It was during the overnight thread and any offending pics were removed.

not everyone works 9-5, doc. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2054508&postcount=1188)

see above,
Good point.
Sorry

Kevin
01-11-2009, 07:46 PM
Here is the point..

And this is according to spoon.

He was never told to knock it off. Other people post in other characters when they get banned.

Mojo, according to him. Only shot the shit with spoon and never told him to knock it off.

If this is true, he should have gotten a formal warning of, one more time and you are IP banned. Then if he did it again, then it would be warranted.

Gvac
01-11-2009, 07:46 PM
AND FOR THE RECORD IN CASE ANYONE MISSED IT, SPOON WAS FINE WITH THE ONE WEEK BANNING FOR POSTING TOPLESS PICS. HE EXPECTED IT. WE WERE JUST WONDERING WHY HE RECEIVED AN IP BAN.

drjoek
01-11-2009, 07:47 PM
AND FOR THE RECORD IN CASE ANYONE MISSED IT, SPOON WAS FINE WITH THE ONE WEEK BANNING FOR POSTING TOPLESS PICS. HE EXPECTED IT. WE WERE JUST WONDERING WHY HE RECEIVED AN IP BAN.

Stop shouting you'll wake the baby

Gvac
01-11-2009, 07:48 PM
Stop shouting you'll wake the baby

Ha! That's for everyone who keeps posting "he posted nude pics. he knew he'd get banned."

Yes, I understand that.

So does spoon.

Jeeeeeeeeeeeez.

Gvac
01-11-2009, 07:49 PM
Here is the point..

And this is according to spoon.

He was never told to knock it off. Other people post in other characters when they get banned.

Mojo, according to him. Only shot the shit with spoon and never told him to knock it off.

If this is true, he should have gotten a formal warning of, one more time and you are IP banned. Then if he did it again, then it would be warranted.


Dude...he posted nude pics. He knew it was coming.

Ritalin
01-11-2009, 07:49 PM
AND FOR THE RECORD IN CASE ANYONE MISSED IT, SPOON WAS FINE WITH THE ONE WEEK BANNING FOR POSTING TOPLESS PICS. HE EXPECTED IT. WE WERE JUST WONDERING WHY HE RECEIVED AN IP BAN.

If he expected the ban, then why is this still even an issue?

mikeyboy
01-11-2009, 07:50 PM
Here is the point..

And this is according to spoon.

He was never told to knock it off. Other people post in other characters when they get banned.

Mojo, according to him. Only shot the shit with spoon and never told him to knock it off.

If this is true, he should have gotten a formal warning of. One more time and you are IP banned. Then if he did it again, then it would be warranted.

Here's the difference. The people who get to post as characters when they get banned are the ones who get banned for as a goof -- you, Hippo, etc. There has never been anyone on this board who has knowingly been allowed to post as another user name when they have been legitimately banned for breaking a rule. What's the point of a banning if that was the case?

I thought Mojo told him to knock it off, but I may have misunderstood. As I said, I'm happy to lift the IP ban if spoon will not post during the ban.

Kevin
01-11-2009, 07:50 PM
Dude...he posted nude pics. He knew it was coming.

Yea, he was complaining no one warned him to stop making characters.

Marc with a c
01-11-2009, 07:51 PM
there seems to be conflicting reports as to what happened. mikey and pantera are saying there were warnings for postings as board characters, and kevin says there wasn't.

PanterA
01-11-2009, 07:51 PM
I just have to learn to live with the fact that you guys make decisions on a whim and there's no real rhyme or reason to it.So keeping this site safe for our members that enjoy posting at work is a decision we make on a whim with no rhyme or reason?

I'm beginning to see that the "members that do what they want" mantra you seem to recite is becoming less believable then Scientology. I wanted to believe that I wasnt seeing it, but the more I start paying more attention to it all, the less I really see it happening.

Gvac
01-11-2009, 07:52 PM
If he expected the ban, then why is this still even an issue?

HAHAHAHAHA! Prick!

Gvac
01-11-2009, 07:52 PM
So keeping this site safe for our members that enjoy posting at work is a decision we make on a whim with no rhyme or reason?

I'm beginning to see that the "members that do what they want" mantra you seem to recite is becoming less believable then Scientology. I wanted to believe that I wasnt seeing it, but the more I start paying more attention to it all, the less I really see it happening.

Hahahahahaha!

Good one!

Kevin
01-11-2009, 07:53 PM
there seems to be conflicting reports as to what happened. mikey and pantera are saying there were warnings for postings as board characters, and kevin says there wasn't.

I'm not saying it. I'm just saying thats what spoon has been telling me.

I have no idea what went on.

Kevin
01-11-2009, 07:55 PM
and in defense of mojo he was chatting as a buddy on AIM, but did tell him to "lay low fool" after he threatened bleury2.

PanterA
01-11-2009, 07:55 PM
IN THE FAQs:

Can I be banned from the board?

Make no mistake about it, you can be banned from posting in the forum. People are not banned randomly or without due cause, so for the majority of you there is nothing to worry about. You can and will however be banned for the follow reasons: • Spamming (posting two or more of the same message in multiple forums, advertising your personal website or event, etc.) • inciting and/or pursuing arguments or infighting • personally attacking other board members. • posting pornography • posting private information or photos of people without their permission • racist posts • THESE RULES APPLY TO PRIVATE MESSAGES (PM's) Also, we reserve the right to monitor IP addresses to ensure that banned members do not try to circumvent a banning by creating a new user account.


PLEASE READ THEM

Ritalin
01-11-2009, 07:55 PM
If he expected the ban, then why is this still even an issue?

HAHAHAHAHA! Prick!

Oh, now my feelings are hurt.

Will somebody please shut Sybil's internet off?

Marc with a c
01-11-2009, 07:55 PM
I'm not saying it. I'm just saying thats what spoon has been telling me.

I have no idea what went on.

you really are the messenger.

mikeyboy
01-11-2009, 07:56 PM
there seems to be conflicting reports as to what happened. mikey and pantera are saying there were warnings for postings as board characters, and kevin says there wasn't.

Yeah, it looks that way. Mojo posted in the staff room that he told spoon to knock it off. Maybe he meant in general, and not in this particular case. Dunno. The fact is that he kept using characters to post and kept getting banned -- 5 times. Then a 6th of his characters logged in and sent us this message:

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Take that as you will. I won't assume to know what that means, but after 5 of your board characters get banned, that might be a signal that it's not okay to keep posting as characters.

Marc with a c
01-11-2009, 07:57 PM
oh bobby just opened up a can o' worms with the faq.

Kevin
01-11-2009, 07:57 PM
you really are the messenger.

Exactly.. Just with unfunny hack jokes.

drjoek
01-11-2009, 07:57 PM
Yeah, it looks that way. Mojo posted in the staff room that he told spoon to knock it off.

Wait there really is a STAFF ROOM?!?!
i thought that was just a running gag here.

mikeyboy
01-11-2009, 07:58 PM
oh bobby just opened up a can o' worms with the faq.

Ugh.

I hope no one quotes the part where it's not okay to post about streams from WJFK.

New FAQ by February! I promise!

RoseBlood
01-11-2009, 08:00 PM
bleury was spoon?

mikeyboy
01-11-2009, 08:00 PM
bleury was spoon?

yes

Gvac
01-11-2009, 08:01 PM
Yeah, it looks that way. Mojo posted in the staff room that he told spoon to knock it off. Maybe he meant in general, and not in this particular case. Dunno. The fact is that he kept using characters to post and kept getting banned -- 5 times. Then a 6th of his characters logged in and sent us this message:

"zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Take that as you will. I won't assume to know what that means, but after 5 of your board characters get banned, that might be a signal that it's not okay to keep posting as characters.

OK.

Regardless of this nonsense, let's address another issue. There are times I have genuine questions regarding the site and site policy. I'm not being a wise ass, an instigator, or a trouble maker. I'm being genuinely inquisitive.

Why is it that whenever I ask these questions I'm met with abrasiveness and sarcasm?

I honestly don't understand it.

I see you guys (mikeyboy and Pantera) at events and it's all hugs and handshakes. Yet when I question something here I'm spoken to like I'm a child.

It confuses me.

I've tried IM'ing you both several times and it's ignored. If I ask it here, I'm starting shit. I've also PMd mikeyboy and been ignored.

Surely you can both see my quandary.

That's why I say I think you guys honestly don't want to answer any questions regarding policy and that you kind of make up rules as you go along.

Try seeing it from my point of view.

Thanks,

Greg (Gvac)

Kevin
01-11-2009, 08:01 PM
bleury was spoon?

Among others.

RoseBlood
01-11-2009, 08:03 PM
Among others.
haha.. well we all knew that.

Gvac
01-11-2009, 08:05 PM
P.S. - My AIM name is RFGvac. You can also PM me here on RonFez.net

Thanks.

mikeyboy
01-11-2009, 08:14 PM
OK.

Regardless of this nonsense, let's address another issue. There are times I have genuine questions regarding the site and site policy. I'm not being a wise ass, an instigator, or a trouble maker. I'm being genuinely inquisitive.

Why is it that whenever I ask these questions I'm met with abrasiveness and sarcasm?

I honestly don't understand it.

I see you guys (mikeyboy and Pantera) at events and it's all hugs and handshakes. Yet when I question something here I'm spoken to like I'm a child.

It confuses me.

I've tried IM'ing you both several times and it's ignored. If I ask it here, I'm starting shit. I've also PMd mikeyboy and been ignored.

Surely you can both see my quandary.

That's why I say I think you guys honestly don't want to answer any questions regarding policy and that you kind of make up rules as you go along.

Try seeing it from my point of view.

Thanks,

Greg (Gvac)

You know what? I don't find this accurate. Every time I have been at my computer and you have IMed me, I have answered. We have addressed those instances where I haven't returned your PMs, and not one has ever been a question on site policy. One was a PM when you told me about a mistake in the gallery and another was a comment about us meeting at one of the events.

I have done my best to be respectful when you have an issue, but I'll admit that I've felt worn out at times because it sometimes feels tom me like you are constantly complaining, and sometimes without reason. If I come off as abrasive, that has never been my intention, and I apologize.

PanterA
01-11-2009, 08:14 PM
OK.

Regardless of this nonsense, let's address another issue. There are times I have genuine questions regarding the site and site policy. I'm not being a wise ass, an instigator, or a trouble maker. I'm being genuinely inquisitive.

Why is it that whenever I ask these questions I'm met with abrasiveness and sarcasm?Not from me bud. This is the first time I've ever been openly against your opinions on about this site. In fact in the past I've sided with you and defended you in the staff room.

I see you guys (mikeyboy and Pantera) at events and it's all hugs and handshakes. Yet when I question something here I'm spoken to like I'm a child.In this case you acted uninformed and childish. You gave snide and sarcastic responses to Mikey's straight answers, so expect nothing but the same in return.

I've tried IM'ing you both several times and it's ignored.I didnt get 1 IM.


That's why I say I think you guys honestly don't want to answer any questions regarding policy and that you kind of make up rules as you go along.I will answer anything you want. I dont hide behind the computer. I've always been nice to you at events because quite honestly I like you. You're a straight shooter and I like to think that I am as well. You're the one that seems to be 2 different people. You come off in person as a very fun loving, let it roll off your back kind of guy, but on the internet you seem to be a grouchy old man that cant see past your nose at the way you are speaking to people.
Try seeing it from my point of view.Vice Versa

underdog
01-11-2009, 08:16 PM
Like I said, I'll drop it.

No you won't.

Why is it that whenever I ask these questions I'm met with abrasiveness and sarcasm?

Your perception sucks.

Tenbatsuzen
01-11-2009, 08:19 PM
Here's the difference. The people who get to post as characters when they get banned are the ones who get banned for as a goof -- you, Hippo, etc. There has never been anyone on this board who has knowingly been allowed to post as another user name when they have been legitimately banned for breaking a rule. What's the point of a banning if that was the case?

I thought Mojo told him to knock it off, but I may have misunderstood. As I said, I'm happy to lift the IP ban if spoon will not post during the ban.

Even though I think you're in the right here, you did ban Steve Carlton for basically a vanity banning on me in the first place. I didn't break any rules. You banned me simply because I was talking shit about the Phillies.

mikeyboy
01-11-2009, 08:20 PM
Even though I think you're in the right here, you did ban Steve Carlton for basically a vanity banning on me in the first place. I didn't break any rules. You banned me simply because I was talking shit about the Phillies.

Yeah. That was fun.

Tenbatsuzen
01-11-2009, 08:23 PM
Yeah. That was fun.

So then Gvac's also right, in that the rules vary from poster to poster.

Like I said, I didn't mind the goof banning. I did mind you treating me like I broke the rules when I posted as a character.

Gvac
01-11-2009, 08:32 PM
In this case you acted uninformed and childish. You gave snide and sarcastic responses to Mikey's straight answers, so expect nothing but the same in return.

No I didn't. The only time I was sarcastic was when I got "Yeah. Right." as a response. I didn't initiate the sarcasm.

I didnt get 1 IM.

Last summer when we had a problem and you wanted to make it right you asked me to call you or for me to give you my number. I IMd you my telephone number and never heard from you, either on IM or the phone.


I will answer anything you want. I dont hide behind the computer. I've always been nice to you at events because quite honestly I like you. You're a straight shooter and I like to think that I am as well. You're the one that seems to be 2 different people. You come off in person as a very fun loving, let it roll off your back kind of guy, but on the internet you seem to be a grouchy old man that cant see past your nose at the way you are speaking to people.

I always liked you too, and anyone that knows me knows I'm a very loose, laid back guy. Maybe printed words don't accurately portray what I'm saying, but I think you guys are guilty of reading things into my posts that aren't really there. I'll ask a question and it's immediately assumed that I have some ulterior motive or that I'm attempting to stir shit. I don't know how to rectify the situation other than to say I'll attempt to include a smiley face with all my questions, or else maybe you guys should ask me to clarify what I'm asking without assuming I'm being nasty.

RoseBlood
01-11-2009, 08:37 PM
Maybe printed words don't accurately portray what I'm saying, but I think you guys are guilty of reading things into my posts that aren't really there. I'll ask a question and it's immediately assumed that I have some ulterior motive or that I'm attempting to stir shit. I don't know how to rectify the situation other than to say I'll attempt to include a smiley face with all my questions, or else maybe you guys should ask me to clarify what I'm asking without assuming I'm being nasty.
Not to make this about me, but I suffer the same problem G. I can't find a smiley face that properly convey's my facetiousness.
Also, don't use the words loose and rectify in the same paragraph on a gay message board. I'm just trying to help you.

Gvac
01-11-2009, 08:39 PM
Not to make this about me, but I suffer the same problem G. I can't find a smiley face that properly convey's my facetiousness.
Also, don't use the words loose and rectify in the same paragraph on a gay message board. I'm just trying to help you.

Thank you!

I know people think I'm being a wise guy, but I SWEAR, sometimes I'm genuinely asking a question, NOT pointing fingers or trying to demean anyone.

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 08:41 PM
Blah blah blah I start fights blah blah blah blah blah Swear blah blah old

thats how I read this last post

Gvac
01-11-2009, 08:41 PM
thats how I read this last post

FUCK YOU!!!

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 08:42 PM
sorry, you are way too old for me

Gvac
01-11-2009, 08:43 PM
sorry, you are way too old for me

Don't fear experience.

I could teach you many things.

You've got to leave the crib some day.

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 08:44 PM
Don't fear experience.

I could teach you many things.

You've got to leave the crib some day.

ok now I might seriously be creeped out

Gvac
01-11-2009, 08:45 PM
ok now I might seriously be creeped out

Perfect.

I love that wide-eyed and terrified look.

RoseBlood
01-11-2009, 08:46 PM
FUCK YOU!!!
You forgot a smiley face :bye: That makes it all better right?
I have some smiley sites bookmarked, but i hate adding the little wavey guy or wink after ever post i make that might be miscontrued to be mean.. I assure you 99% of the times, they are not.

I could teach you many things.
Ew.. it's bad enough his Giants lost today, now you want to take advantage of him when he's at his most vulnerable?

Gvac
01-11-2009, 08:47 PM
Ew.. it's bad enough his Giants lost today, now you want to take advantage of him when he's at his most vulnerable?

Of course! When better to strike?

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 08:48 PM
Seriously. Isnt vulnerable the time you need the most love?

Gvac
01-11-2009, 08:49 PM
Seriously. Isnt vulnerable the time you need the most love?

And you'll get plenty of it.

Hot, nasty, angry love.

RoseBlood
01-11-2009, 08:49 PM
Seriously. Isnt vulnerable the time you need the most love?
ew
When he asks you to take his hand and jump into his Astral Plane.. don't fall for it.

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 08:50 PM
ew

Gotta take it where you can get it

Gvac
01-11-2009, 08:51 PM
ew
When he asks you to take his hand and jump into his Astral Plane.. don't fall for it.

That's GregoryJoseph, not me.

Don't confuse me...I mean us....

RoseBlood
01-11-2009, 08:51 PM
And you'll get plenty of it.

Hot, nasty, angry love.
Now I know why JerseyRich hates the angry whopper. You defiled him too didn't you?

Gvac
01-11-2009, 08:52 PM
Now I know why JerseyRich hates the angry whopper. You defiled him too didn't you?

That was his initiation into the band back in the day.

He's a better man for it today.

jauble
01-11-2009, 08:54 PM
Gotta take it where you can get it

Yeah right in the astral plane.

RoseBlood
01-11-2009, 08:55 PM
Now you're going to try to woo Snoogans with your go-to song of seduction for all the vulnerable lost boys.

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Snoogans
01-11-2009, 08:57 PM
Gvac knows me better then that. Where is the Jack Johnson?


You really don't know me Rose. It makes my heart cry

RoseBlood
01-11-2009, 08:59 PM
Gvac knows me better then that. Where is the Jack Johnson?


You really don't know me Rose. It makes my heart cry
Oh, music will all sound the same when he drugs you.

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 09:01 PM
Oh, music will all sound the same when he drugs you.

if thats the case, he doesnt even need the music, just hand over the drugs

PanterA
01-11-2009, 09:04 PM
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hammersavage
01-11-2009, 09:11 PM
This thread just got HOT

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 09:21 PM
I'm gonna get home and its gonna be a fake number.

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 09:22 PM
I'm gonna get home and its gonna be a fake number.

reject hotline

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 09:23 PM
I mean, you could have just said no instead of making up some obvious fake

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 09:37 PM
That's why you sleep with one eye open and your hand on your dick!

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 09:48 PM
I just checked the line. In a sanctioned fight the action is as follows:

Snoogans +200
Eastwood -170

I'll take the outlaw Josey Wales.

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 09:49 PM
I just checked the line. In a sanctioned fight the action is as follows:

Snoogans +200
Eastwood -170

I'll take the outlaw Josey Wales.

BULLSHIT. There is no way Vegas would make Clint Eastwood the favorite, nevermind that big of one. And if this was the line, you guys would make a killing winnin back 2 bucks for every 1 you bet

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 09:50 PM
I say the old prick can still scrap. And the public LOVES to bet a name.

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 09:52 PM
I say the old prick can still scrap. And the public LOVES to bet a name.

The name doesnt usually win. Ask Oscar DeLaHoya how that named worked last fight.


EASTWOOD IS DONE. DONE. He cant match this speed or the fact that I can last more then 4 minutes without having to take a piss like he will. I will literally beat the piss out of this old fuck

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 09:55 PM
I'm just saying they set the line at -170 because they know the public will bury the name. People love the elderly and veterans. And people who fucked Barbara Streisand.

how the fuck isn't there an Eastwood board character with all this shit talk?

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 09:57 PM
I'm just saying they set the line at -170 because they know the public will bury the name. People love the elderly and veterans. And people who fucked Barbara Streisand.

how the fuck isn't there an Eastwood board character with all this shit talk?

because everyone but me SUCKS at board characters and they all saw how bad Tiger Woods owned Epo's Jack Nicklaus. They dont want any part of me.

JUST LIKE YOU CLINT. YOU OLD FUCKIN PUSSY. I would purposely let it last until about the 5th or 6th round and then once his 400 year old legs got wobbly, Id just pummel him til he couldnt fuckin see.


KICK THE FUCK OUT OF HIM

Marc with a c
01-11-2009, 10:00 PM
i'd fuck streisand

Clint Eastwood
01-11-2009, 10:09 PM
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 10:11 PM
You've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

what a shock.

And no I dont. BUT I DONT NEED TO BE LUCKY TO KICK THE PISS OUT OF YOU. YOU ARE 9000000 YEARS OLD. GET OUT OF HERE, BUM

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 10:11 PM
And I fuckin know thats you hammer cause you logged out to come in as Clint. FUCKIN WEAK.


Set your own bits up now

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 10:12 PM
And Stay Out!


I don't know how it works yet.

Slumbag
01-11-2009, 10:12 PM
OHH SHIT!

I got $100 on Snoogans!

(nothing against Eastwood, but never bet on a board character).

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 10:14 PM
And Stay Out!


I don't know how it works yet.

Thats how I do it. But when only like 8 people are signed on, and you disappear immediately after a post and clint shows up, its pretty obvious

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 10:14 PM
OHH SHIT!

I got $100 on Snoogans!

(nothing against Eastwood, but never bet on a board character).

THIS MAN WILL HAVE 200 DOLLARS IN HIS POCKET AFTER I KICK THE FUCK OUT OF THIS OLD BUM

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 10:15 PM
I'm sure he'd say something like "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" if he was logged in.


This character thing is too much work for not much humor

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 10:16 PM
THIS MAN WILL HAVE 200 DOLLARS IN HIS POCKET AFTER I KICK THE FUCK OUT OF THIS OLD BUM

Any chance we can set this up?

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 10:17 PM
I'm sure he'd say something like "Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?" if he was logged in.


This character thing is too much work for not much humor

THATS WHY I MAKE MINE FUNNY


But I fucked up today cause Tiger Woods is so awesome everyone started badmouthing him tryin to make him come post on the board.


Tiger Woods wasnt fallin for that shit, cause Tiger Woods was fuckin lazy today

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 10:17 PM
Any chance we can set this up?

Someone on this board has to at least know someone who can at least get the question run by Clint

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 10:19 PM
THATS WHY I MAKE MINE FUNNY

debatable


But I fucked up today cause Tiger Woods is so awesome everyone started badmouthing him tryin to make him come post on the board.


Tiger Woods wasnt fallin for that shit, cause Tiger Woods was fuckin lazy today

He was practicing those huge 270+ yard drives. He's a big hitter.

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 10:21 PM
i'd fuck streisand

Outta respect for Yentl you gotta.

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 10:21 PM
debatable



He was practicing those huge 270+ yard drives. He's a big hitter.

350+ everytime.

Im the one who hits 270+. And sadly, I cant do that every time. Most of the time though. I hit one 300 for the first time in my life and I almost had a heart attack over it. The next one I think I also hit 300 yards, unfortunately 150 yards of it were to the right

PanterA
01-11-2009, 10:21 PM
Someone on this board has to at least know someone who can at least get the question run by ClintI wonder what Ricky Henderson would say?

Snoogans
01-11-2009, 10:33 PM
I wonder what Ricky Henderson would say?

Fuck him. he was butchered so bad he probably wont be posting much

hammersavage
01-11-2009, 10:34 PM
He's a cold-hearted snake
Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies
He's a lover boy at play
He don't play by the rules
Oh oh oh
Girl don't play the fool--no

PapaBear
01-11-2009, 10:35 PM
The following exchange has given me an idea for an "old school" thread, but I'm doing too many things to think about it right now. Something along the lines of, "stuff around the house that you loved to play with as a kid (not counting parts of the body) that you'd get in trouble for fucking with".

I havent seen a sewing machine in a good 15 years

That sounds like something a former sweat shop kid would say.

My grandma had one when I was little. She would keep it set up on the Dining room table, so I would see it sitting there and occasionally go step on the pedal and pretend I was driving. It ruled until I was rudely informed (and by that I mean my uncle Mike WHOOPED MY FUCKIN ASS) that doing that wasnt very good for the machine. Or some shit

Thebazile78
01-12-2009, 07:34 AM
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(All the sports cliches were getting to me.)

Snoogans
01-12-2009, 07:41 AM
Obviously he took his eye off the ball

Dougie Brootal
01-12-2009, 07:52 AM
Here's the difference. The people who get to post as characters when they get banned are the ones who get banned for as a goof -- you, Hippo, etc. There has never been anyone on this board who has knowingly been allowed to post as another user name when they have been legitimately banned for breaking a rule. What's the point of a banning if that was the case?

I thought Mojo told him to knock it off, but I may have misunderstood. As I said, I'm happy to lift the IP ban if spoon will not post during the ban.

what about alkey posting as silera? or me posting as christinb?

FACE!

Don Stugots
01-12-2009, 07:56 AM
He may have to settle for the bronze.

mikeyboy
01-12-2009, 07:56 AM
what about alkey posting as silera? or me posting as christinb?

FACE!

Forgot about the Alkey/Silera thing. That was a weird fucking time where there was so much venom spewing on the board that we had to buy a new server for the extra traffic. That was kind of an anomaly and not really precedent for anything.

As for you, wasn't your ban a goof ban? It doesn't count. FACE!

Snoogans
01-12-2009, 07:58 AM
Forgot about the Alkey/Silera thing. That was a weird fucking time where there was so much venom spewing on the board that we had to buy a new server for the extra traffic. That was kind of an anomaly and not really precedent for anything.

As for you, wasn't your ban a goof ban? It doesn't count. FACE!

I would like SnoogansBrain to be IP banned. Personal attack characters are unacceptable

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 07:58 AM
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He'll take down a pothead too, you watch

mikeyboy
01-12-2009, 08:00 AM
I would like SnoogansBrain to be IP banned. Personal attack characters are unacceptable

Since I've last used that character, I've moved and changed internet providers twice. If I IP ban that user, some dumb schmuck in Manhattan using Verizon DSL won't be able to post.

Snoogans
01-12-2009, 08:00 AM
He Was 900 In This Video. I Will Kick The Fuck Out Of You Clint

Snoogans
01-12-2009, 08:01 AM
Since I've last used that character, I've moved and changed internet providers twice. If I IP ban that user, some dumb schmuck in Manhattan using Verizon DSL won't be able to post.

Now I really do want you to do it

underdog
01-12-2009, 10:02 AM
I'm pretty sure its the shitty posts more than the things you've listed.

Friday
01-12-2009, 11:01 AM
!!! cuteness! :clap:

drjoek
01-12-2009, 11:26 AM
I saw the post, scanned back to try to quote it with a snappy zinger and saw that marc with a c beat me to the same joke by 3 hours.
Damn he's good

sailor
01-12-2009, 12:15 PM
I saw the post, scanned back to try to quote it with a snappy zinger and saw that marc with a c beat me to the same joke by 3 hours.
Damn he's good

if that's true, i've never been more ashamed of marc.

midwestjeff
01-12-2009, 01:23 PM
I'm starting to feel bad for no longer posting in b-day threads.

So, happy birthday to EVERYONE on .net for the year of 2009.

Ah, that feels better.

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 01:42 PM
Appreciate it man, thanks

midwestjeff
01-12-2009, 03:34 PM
It's a good thing Dime Bag is dead because
if he would have ever found out that some of his
fans are such huge pussies he would have put
the bullets in his chest himself.

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 03:35 PM
C'mon. Michael Jackson rules. Even Dimebag knew it.

Hottub
01-12-2009, 03:53 PM
Wow! That was close.
Maybe it was the beef?

epo
01-12-2009, 04:01 PM
Wow! That was close.
Maybe it was the beef?

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epo
01-12-2009, 04:07 PM
I have no idea what kind of music that lineup could play.

IMSlacker
01-12-2009, 04:53 PM
If midwestjeff doesn't post in my birthday thread, I'm seriously going to lose my shit.

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 06:31 PM
I had no idea were to put this (it probably didn't deserve its own thread) so I'll put it here. I was just rewatching this today and I thought I would pass along to my ronfez.net buddies something that my own budday created.




It began as a feature film about 3 years ago. During shooting, the ending was left open/he ran out of money, so the footage sat in limbo for a while. Then last summer, he decided to make it into a TV pilot and submit it to the New York Television Festival (he actually won Best Director). Recently, he and I and two other guys formed a production company so we are going to work on another pilot that I am writing then we'll work on a feature. So that's exciting I guess.

I've embedded the video.

2 things to remember:
-it isn't perfect as it wasn't shot to be a pilot but the way he edited it makes sense.
-And most importantly, I play the role of the 'chubby clerk'. I was so dedicated to my craft, I put on weight for the role.......or I just used to be a fat(ter) fuck. One or the other. I used to be fatter, fuck you, and I'm not an actor, double fuck you. This is not about me at all. Just want you to see his talent. Worst case, its not as embarrassing as Hosp's video.

Besides that, enjoy!

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epo
01-12-2009, 06:32 PM
Jesus Christ people....when commenting on the salary in another city, please use a little common sense. Or the least you can do is Google search the term "salary comparison" to get a conversion.

disneyspy
01-12-2009, 06:36 PM
did you know theres no greenskeeper jobs in NYC? what a low class town

weekapaugjz
01-12-2009, 06:36 PM
I have no idea what kind of music that lineup could play.

pure awesomeness.

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 06:37 PM
Don't tell Sheepy. Doesn't he look after Central Park or something?

disneyspy
01-12-2009, 06:38 PM
thats groundskeeper,pays a third,they need to open a golf course in central park,i'd move there

epo
01-12-2009, 06:39 PM
pure awesomeness.

Freddie Mercury and Keith Moon in the same group? That's just insanity.

weekapaugjz
01-12-2009, 06:40 PM
Freddie Mercury and Keith Moon in the same group? That's just insanity.

oh, i was just being silly. i had no idea which supergroup you were talking about.

epo
01-12-2009, 06:42 PM
oh, i was just being silly. i had no idea which supergroup you were talking about.

There was no way for you to figure it out really. But honestly folks, lets think about the group and their styles....this isn't a fantasy football lineup.

Friday
01-12-2009, 06:48 PM
It began as a feature film about 3 years ago. During shooting, the ending was left open/he ran out of money, so the footage sat in limbo for a while. Then last summer, he decided to make it into a TV pilot and submit it to the New York Television Festival (he actually won Best Director). Recently, he and I and two other guys formed a production company so we are going to work on another pilot that I am writing then we'll work on a feature. So that's exciting I guess.

I've embedded the video.

2 things to remember:
-it isn't perfect as it wasn't shot to be a pilot but the way he edited it makes sense.
-And most importantly, I play the role of the 'chubby clerk'. I was so dedicated to my craft, I put on weight for the role.......or I just used to be a fat(ter) fuck. One or the other. I used to be fatter, fuck you, and I'm not an actor, double fuck you. This is not about me at all. Just want you to see his talent. Worst case, its not as embarrassing as Hosp's video.

Besides that, enjoy!

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uh... does your budday have a sister named Jessica?

and i would not have recognized you.... way to transform into a cutie!
also... totally digging the dukes of hazzard slide over the car. haha
very well produced!

RoseBlood
01-12-2009, 07:19 PM
i hate cattiness.. oh and pot meet kettle.

Friday
01-12-2009, 07:23 PM
you mustn't hate cattiness that much!

meowies! :D

midwestjeff
01-12-2009, 07:30 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/63/203128945_eda8531579.jpg?v=0

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 08:47 PM
uh... does your budday have a sister named Jessica?

and i would not have recognized you.... way to transform into a cutie!
also... totally digging the dukes of hazzard slide over the car. haha
very well produced!

I'm not sure. I know he has 2 sisters but I only know one of them. I'll ask him.

Yea, I bulked up because the role asked it! Glad you liked it. I'll be sure to share what we do next.

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 08:48 PM
I want a shirt that says 'Jeff Bebe Band' on it soooooo bad. Someone find it.

*edit*

Found it! Someone buy this for the jobless kid.

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epo
01-12-2009, 08:58 PM
I can't believe I watched that video. Dammit, now I know the line.

I have to be leaving, but I won't let that come between us, okay...........

Seriously, don't look at that goddamn spoiler.

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 09:03 PM
Peter Cetera fucking stirs your emotions? :lol::lol:

midwestjeff
01-12-2009, 09:10 PM
Peter Cetera fucking stirs your emotions? :lol::lol:

har har har.

Fuck you. It reminds me off being a little kid.

I am the man who will fight for your honor.

Gvac
01-12-2009, 09:12 PM
I got home from work and decided to lie down at 5:30PM. Passed right out. I'll be up all night now.

Oh, and midwestjeff is a queer.

RoseBlood
01-12-2009, 09:12 PM
I got home from work and decided to lie down at 5:30PM. Passed right out. I'll be up all night now.

Thanks for the warning.

Gvac
01-12-2009, 09:13 PM
Thanks for the warning.

Maybe I'll stir some shit...

RoseBlood
01-12-2009, 09:14 PM
har har har.

Fuck you. It reminds me off being a little kid.

I am the man who will fight for your honor.
Who'll be the HERO that Hippo's dreaming of?

RoseBlood
01-12-2009, 09:15 PM
Maybe I'll stir some shit...
But you lost your spoon..

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 09:16 PM
har har har.

Fuck you. It reminds me off being a little kid.

I am the man who will fight for your honor.


You know what reminds me of being a little kid? Crayons.

You're the meaning in my life
You're the inspiration
You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you hear me sayin'
No one needs you more than I need you

midwestjeff
01-12-2009, 09:17 PM
Who'll be the HERO that Hippo's dreaming of?

I don't know, I don't deal in bacon.

Just crane kicks.

Gvac
01-12-2009, 09:17 PM
But you lost your spoon..

Cold.

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 09:18 PM
How bad do you want to be this broad, Jeff?

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RoseBlood
01-12-2009, 09:19 PM
You know what reminds me of being a little kid? Crayons.

You're the meaning in my life
You're the inspiration
You bring feeling to my life
You're the inspiration
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you hear me sayin'
No one needs you more than I need you

The amazing part is, he didn't even need to google the lyrics.

RoseBlood
01-12-2009, 09:20 PM
Cold.
please take you cold bitching to that other thread.

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 09:21 PM
The amazing part is, he didn't even need to google the lyrics.

Just read my tattoo

Gvac
01-12-2009, 09:21 PM
humor at any cost, even when it fails :sad:

Oh no, it was funny.

Just so very, very cold.

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 09:22 PM
Turn up the thermostat Pop-pop

midwestjeff
01-12-2009, 09:26 PM
How bad do you want to be this broad, Jeff?

Whatever dude, you can't make me feel bad for loving The Karate Kid.

And for the record, I listened to that shitty song four times in a row
and enjoyed every minute of it.

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 09:27 PM
Twice for me :bye:

And 20 minutes on youtube listening to Chicago.

Gvac
01-12-2009, 09:28 PM
Your edit wasn't quick enough, Rose.

weekapaugjz
01-12-2009, 09:29 PM
And 20 minutes on youtube listening to Chicago.

cool. maybe you can go hang out with my mom...

hammersavage
01-12-2009, 09:32 PM
Just let her know I'm a hustler, baby

drjoek
01-13-2009, 05:59 AM
Reading the odd things thread offered one VERY arousing mental visual.

sailor
01-13-2009, 06:27 AM
I can only sleep naked.

Reading the odd things thread offered one VERY arousing mental visual.

creep.

drjoek
01-13-2009, 06:34 AM
creep.


Keep looking.

sailor
01-13-2009, 06:38 AM
Keep looking.

nope, that one was good enough for the easy joek.

drjoek
01-13-2009, 06:39 AM
nope, that one was good enough for the easy joek.

It was

Easy joek? Huh.

hammersavage
01-13-2009, 06:41 AM
Who'll be the HERO that Hippo's dreaming of?

I'm gonna guess a footlong meatball parm.

Can midwestjeff's modquote be "i am a man who will fight for your honor"?

weekapaugjz
01-13-2009, 06:45 AM
Can midwestjeff's modquote be "i am a man who will fight for your honor"?

:clap:

midwestjeff
01-13-2009, 08:34 AM
I'm gonna guess a footlong meatball parm.

Can midwestjeff's modquote be "i am a man who will fight for your honor"?

Got it covered.

I totally deserve a bit of punishment for such a douchey confession.

Marc with a c
01-13-2009, 11:33 AM
more like IP mcmurphy

Dougie Brootal
01-13-2009, 11:35 AM
more like IP mcmurphy

hahahaha

Marc with a c
01-13-2009, 11:55 AM
and that's how you bring a thread to a screaching hault.

hammersavage
01-13-2009, 11:58 AM
donk

hammersavage
01-13-2009, 12:22 PM
Do you actually know anything about baseball?

hammersavage
01-13-2009, 06:49 PM
Oh shit, Vikki just threw down Ricki!

Marc with a c
01-13-2009, 06:55 PM
upskirt FTW

hammersavage
01-13-2009, 06:56 PM
Fuck yea Jersey! Go Scotty.

jonyrotn
01-14-2009, 06:10 AM
Just remembered how much I liked Linkin Park..:happy:

drjoek
01-14-2009, 07:44 AM
Why don't you find something useful to do? Move on already you're really starting to sound like a dick. Then again maybe you actually are one.

Thebazile78
01-14-2009, 07:44 AM
AAAAAAARRRRRGGHH!

(1) It's "were" not "where" ("Those boots where so great" or some shit in the Doc Martens thread) ... ugh, my sister does this ALL THE FUCKING TIME. What's so hard to realize that "where" is a place while "were" is a past tense?

(2) "your" = "belonging to you" (It's your life.)
"you're" = "you are"

"it's" = "it is"
"its" = "belonging to it"

"there" = a place that's not here (Put the dirty laundry over there.)
"their" = "belonging to them" (Their car is a piece of shit, but it's all they could afford.)
"they're" = "they are" (They're going to the mall later.)

Get it straight, fucknuts!

(Also, don't get me started on the misuse of the apostrophe or the way you fuckers can't seem to understand how to use a comma. It's maddening!!!)

jonyrotn
01-14-2009, 07:55 AM
I don't want no scrub
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
hanging out the passenger's side
of his best friend's ride
trying to holler at me

hammersavage
01-14-2009, 08:56 AM
You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of nerds....NERDS!

RoseBlood
01-14-2009, 09:16 AM
AAAAAAARRRRRGGHH!

(1) It's "were" not "where" ("Those boots where so great" or some shit in the Doc Martens thread) ... ugh, my sister does this ALL THE FUCKING TIME. What's so hard to realize that "where" is a place while "were" is a past tense?

(2) "your" = "belonging to you" (It's your life.)
"you're" = "you are"

"it's" = "it is"
"its" = "belonging to it"

"there" = a place that's not here (Put the dirty laundry over there.)
"their" = "belonging to them" (Their car is a piece of shit, but it's all they could afford.)
"they're" = "they are" (They're going to the mall later.)

Get it straight, fucknuts!

(Also, don't get me started on the misuse of the apostrophe or the way you fuckers can't seem to understand how to use a comma. It's maddening!!!)
sorry bazile :sad:
i always get the two to/too's mixed up.
can you help me?
please, try not to yell :wink:

hammersavage
01-14-2009, 09:17 AM
sorry bazile :sad:
i always get the two to/too's mixed up.
can you help me?
please, try not to yell :wink:

Duh, its please try not two yell, genius

disneyspy
01-14-2009, 09:18 AM
too much;also
to you

RoseBlood
01-14-2009, 09:34 AM
too much;also
to you
Thanks DS.
My problem is, I know the rules but have difficulty applying them. http://www.smileyslord.com/smileys/confused-smiley-002.gif

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 09:45 AM
Thanks DS.
My problem is, I know the rules but have difficulty applying them. http://www.smileyslord.com/smileys/confused-smiley-002.gif

Dont let these bums get too you. Everyone here is two insane about this kinda shit and besides, they will all forget about it after to days anyway

Don Stugots
01-14-2009, 09:46 AM
Good luck two you wit dat.

Thebazile78
01-14-2009, 09:54 AM
sorry bazile :sad:
i always get the two to/too's mixed up.
can you help me?
please, try not to yell :wink:

A lot of folks around here get those mixed up. I just had an intense "Liz-peeve" moment this morning...reviewing 2000 pages of law school textbook proof sheets doesn't exactly improve my patience.

"two" = 2; also a number between 1 and 3 (I have two Ginger Gold apples at home.)
"too" = "also" (I'd almost forgotten that I have Pink Lady apples, too.)
"to" = a preposition (http://eslus.com/LESSONS/GRAMMAR/POS/pos7.htm) (When we go to the store, I will buy more Granny Smith apples.)

Thebazile78
01-14-2009, 09:56 AM
Dont let these bums get too you. Everyone here is two insane about this kinda shit and besides, they will all forget about it after to days anyway

Good luck two you wit dat.

Now you schmucks are just fucking with me because I'm in a pissy mood.

I hate you both today.

Passionately.

disneyspy
01-14-2009, 09:58 AM
Thanks DS.
My problem is, I know the rules but have difficulty applying them. http://www.smileyslord.com/smileys/confused-smiley-002.gif

your welcome

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 10:02 AM
Now you schmucks are just fucking with me because I'm in a pissy mood.

I hate you both today.

Passionately.

Bazile definately brings an intensity and a toughness that is UNMATCHED in the game today

Don Stugots
01-14-2009, 10:09 AM
She is a warrior, that's for sure.

hammersavage
01-14-2009, 11:23 AM
A lot of folks around here get those mixed up. I just had an intense "Liz-peeve" moment this morning...reviewing 2000 pages of law school textbook proof sheets doesn't exactly improve my patience.

"two" = 2; also a number between 1 and 3 (I have two Ginger Gold apples at home.)
"too" = "also" (I'd almost forgotten that I have Pink Lady apples, too.)
"to" = a preposition (http://eslus.com/LESSONS/GRAMMAR/POS/pos7.htm) (When we go to the store, I will buy more Granny Smith apples.)

I have perfect grammar when writing something important. but when im on a message board i dont give too shits.

Don Stugots
01-14-2009, 11:37 AM
with every post, you become a bigger asshole. keep it up.

hammersavage
01-14-2009, 11:39 AM
If you dumbed it down anymore, I'd have to hit myself with a tack hammer to keep up.

EliSnow
01-14-2009, 11:43 AM
:lol::clap:

underdog
01-14-2009, 02:00 PM
(2) "your" = "belonging to you" (It's your life.)
"you're" = "you are"

This one is so easy yet everyone on this board fucks it up.

Gvac
01-14-2009, 02:14 PM
I think the board popped some Valium today. Soooooo slooooooooooow.

ToiletCrusher
01-14-2009, 02:14 PM
the posters or the actual board itself?

cause I know I took some meds today.

Gvac
01-14-2009, 02:17 PM
The site. It's taking forever to load each page.

But now that you mention it, it looks like a slow day here.

PanterA
01-14-2009, 02:19 PM
The site. It's taking forever to load each page.

But now that you mention it, it looks like a slow day here.that might be a computer or internet problem because i'm having no problems with load time.

try restarting your modem?

BlackSpider
01-14-2009, 02:21 PM
that might be a computer or internet problem because i'm having no problems with load time.
try restarting your modem?

Thanks for sharing...

ToiletCrusher
01-14-2009, 02:21 PM
that might be a computer or internet problem because i'm having no problems with load time.

try restarting your modem?


Mo...dem???


que es modem?

lleeder
01-14-2009, 02:21 PM
that might be a computer or internet problem because i'm having no problems with load time.

try restarting your modem?

My load time has always been rather quick.

Don Stugots
01-14-2009, 02:31 PM
Around 3 seconds for me. As usual, two.

mikeyboy
01-14-2009, 02:35 PM
Maybe one of Jon's upgrades is to make the board slow only for Gvac.

PanterA
01-14-2009, 02:41 PM
Mo...dem???


que es modem?Modem - (mō΄dem) (n.) Short for modulator-demodulator. A modem is a device or program that enables a computer to transmit data over, for example, telephone or cable lines. Computer information is stored digitally, whereas information transmitted over telephone lines is transmitted in the form of analog waves. A modem converts between these two forms.

http://africanstarline.net/images/dsl_modem_setup_html_m43c3651e.png

jonyrotn
01-14-2009, 02:54 PM
How the fuck is DMX's The Anthem only the 79th best hip hop song ever? :ohmy:

MTV should stick to what it knows best, idiotic reality shows..

DiabloSammich
01-14-2009, 03:06 PM
First the shitty coffee, then the canned asparagus, now the fucker almost burns down my house?


This is beyond annoying. Somebody come get this idiot before I do something stupid.

Tall_James
01-14-2009, 03:23 PM
I wish they'd do board events in Boston.

Tenbatsuzen
01-14-2009, 03:26 PM
I wish they'd do board events in Boston.

Bored events? Any red sox game.

epo
01-14-2009, 03:55 PM
Too soon?

Thebazile78
01-14-2009, 04:45 PM
I have perfect grammar when writing something important. but when im on a message board i dont give too shits.

It's not grammar, it's usage and if I hadn't seen it 1500 pages before because my vendor fucked up, it wouldn't have gotten to me this morning.

If it comes up in my boss's comments in my annual review again, I think I might lose my mind.

~Katja~
01-14-2009, 04:46 PM
It's not grammar, it's usage and if I hadn't seen it 1500 pages before because my vendor fucked up, it wouldn't have gotten to me this morning.

If it comes up in my boss's comments in my annual review again, I think I might lose my mind.

haha, I saw that too and decided not to comment on it anymore after calling chuckwagoncook out on calling it spelling

RoseBlood
01-14-2009, 04:51 PM
The site. It's taking forever to load each page.

But now that you mention it, it looks like a slow day here.

Maybe one of Jon's upgrades is to make the board slow only for Gvac.

Hmmm.. lately the sites been taking forever to load each page for me too. Someday's are slower than others, but it's slow no matter where I post from.

Thebazile78
01-14-2009, 04:53 PM
haha, I saw that too and decided not to comment on it anymore after calling chuckwagoncook out on calling it spelling

I am in a pissy mood today. Nobody's safe.

RoseBlood
01-14-2009, 04:58 PM
I am in a pissy mood today. Nobody's safe.
I have been feeling like that all week. Everyone's stupid little habits are grating on my nerves. My period is due any day and I just want it to be over with.

hammersavage
01-14-2009, 05:07 PM
This room is no longer safe for men.

Thebazile78
01-14-2009, 05:13 PM
This room is no longer safe for men.

Then it worked.

RoseBlood
01-14-2009, 07:11 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one laughing at lleeder's jokes?

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 07:13 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one laughing at lleeder's jokes?

for about the last 2 weeks he has been awesome

underdog
01-14-2009, 07:24 PM
for about the last 2 weeks he has been awesome

2 weeks? 2 weeks?

underdog
01-14-2009, 07:25 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one laughing at lleeder's jokes?

I think it's about time to bump this thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=73738&)

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 07:27 PM
2 weeks? 2 weeks?

i mean like notably funnier

underdog
01-14-2009, 07:29 PM
i mean like notably funnier

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/V17duGlHEYY&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/V17duGlHEYY&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Miss Pop Culture Aware Snoogans.

RoseBlood
01-14-2009, 07:30 PM
I think it's about time to bump this thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=73738&)

Only 5 replies?! hmmm.. I told y'as he was under appreciated.

epo
01-14-2009, 07:31 PM
Only 5 replies?! hmmm.. I told y'as he was under appreciated.

Really? Under appreciated? Huh.

RoseBlood
01-14-2009, 07:34 PM
That's such a myth. It maybe only lowers your immunity to colds. It's annoying when older folk look at me like i'm crazy for going outside with wet hair in the winter.

underdog
01-14-2009, 07:36 PM
That's such a myth. It maybe only lowers your immunity to colds. It's annoying when older folk look at me like i'm crazy for going outside with wet hair in the winter. Maybe when I'm 85 and I've lost my ability to fight off pneumonia will I bother to want to blow dry my hair at 7 in the morning.

That was the point I was trying to make.

RoseBlood
01-14-2009, 07:37 PM
That was the point I was trying to make.
I know, I was agreeing with you.. i posted here cause I didn't want to derail the thread. That's my resolution for 2009.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 07:45 PM
I know, I was agreeing with you.. i posted here cause I didn't want to derail the thread. That's my resolution for 2009.

booooo


DERAIL THREADS

epo
01-14-2009, 07:46 PM
Deep in their hearts, each of these fans loves it when RoseBlood derails a thread.

hammersavage
01-14-2009, 07:46 PM
Don't pressure her to stray away from her resolution

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 07:47 PM
Deep in their hearts, each of these fans loves it when RoseBlood derails a thread.

well you know Rose is a gamer. She will find a way to battle through this adversity and prevail

epo
01-14-2009, 07:50 PM
well you know Rose is a gamer. She will find a way to battle through this adversity and prevail

She has the heart of a thread-derailing champion.

Friday
01-14-2009, 07:56 PM
She has the heart of a thread-derailing champion.

ugh

not this again

RoseBlood
01-14-2009, 07:57 PM
blob blob blob (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2067669&posted=1#post2067669)

hammersavage
01-14-2009, 07:57 PM
I'd rather hear that shit then period talk.


LALALALA IM NOT LISTENING

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 07:57 PM
ugh

not this again

Friday is obviously not on her game tonight. She must not have prepared well because she came out flat and just couldnt contribute

hammersavage
01-14-2009, 07:59 PM
I didn't look at that thread for an hour because I thought it said shooting star. What a senile douche I'm turning into.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:00 PM
I didn't look at that thread for an hour because I thought it said shooting star. What a senile douche I'm turning into.

somebody posted in the thread that he came in thinkin i fucked up and forgot to put in the star part

epo
01-14-2009, 08:00 PM
Apparently Hammer Savage thought there wasn't the possibility of a tie! Can you believe it?

RoseBlood
01-14-2009, 08:02 PM
I'd rather hear that shit then period talk.

so would i.. so would i.. :down:
feel free to jump in with vasectomy or healthy prostate talk.

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:03 PM
so would i.. so would i.. :down:

Hopefully you bounce back next period. Every one hits a rough patch but if you work hard, you will pull through this slump

hammersavage
01-14-2009, 08:06 PM
Just God's way of evening things out.

He made girls pretty but they also leak plasma once a month. Fair deal.

disneyspy
01-14-2009, 08:06 PM
looks like the zamboni got off the ice just in time for rose,these teams dont like each other i smell a blood fest

underdog
01-14-2009, 08:07 PM
I know, I was agreeing with you.. i posted here cause I didn't want to derail the thread. That's my resolution for 2009.

I like postwhore RoseBlood.

epo
01-14-2009, 08:08 PM
I like postwhore RoseBlood.

That RoseBlood can contribute on a regular basis. She certainly is a gamer.

disneyspy
01-14-2009, 08:10 PM
a gamer? shes a franchise player,a PTP prime time player baaaaby

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:11 PM
wow we really are runnin out

hammersavage
01-14-2009, 08:11 PM
When you walk through the garden, better watch your back

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:13 PM
When you walk through the garden, better watch your back

I beg your pardon, walk the straight and narrow track

underdog
01-14-2009, 08:13 PM
wow we really are runnin out

Running?

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:13 PM
Running?

You make a good point there. You really are a top flight poster when it comes to the x's and o's

underdog
01-14-2009, 08:15 PM
You make a good point there. You really are a top flight poster when it comes to the x's and o's

I keep going through emotional swings knowing my place in all this. Sometimes it makes me so happy, then I see other posts, and I'm sorry for us all.

hammersavage
01-14-2009, 08:16 PM
If you walk with Jesus, he's gonna save your soul

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:17 PM
I keep going through emotional swings knowing my place in all this. Sometimes it makes me so happy, then I see other posts, and I'm sorry for us all.

Yea I try to be creative and use shit no one else has used that I've seen. but some of these people are so lazy about it

Snoogans
01-14-2009, 08:17 PM
If you walk with Jesus, he's gonna save your soul

you gotta keep the devil wayyyyy doooown in the hole