Post Purgatory

[TheMojoPin]

98.3% of your "jokes" are awful.

[Hottub]

And you have the balls to call me out you fucking hack!

[TheMojoPin]

And you have the balls to call me out you fucking hack!

Yelling at the mirror again?

[west milly Tom]

Anyone else watching the Predator RAW marathon? So great.

[west milly Tom]

Hottub's jokes > mojo's jokes


:)

[Hottub]

Yelling at the mirror again?

And you have the balls to call me out you fucking hack!

Thank you, your honor. Nothing more to add.

[sailor]

98.3% of your "jokes" are awful.

i hope you mean the other guy.

[Jughead]

I cant find my pool numbers....:wallbash:

[TheMojoPin]

Thank you, your honor. Nothing more to add.

"Then in that case, Mr. Tub, I sentence you to 35 years for rampant creepiness. May God not give a shit about your soul."

[RoseBlood]

wow.. you remember it that vividly?
how old were you when it happened?

and don't worry, i'm sure your shriveled up old foreskin is happily keeping gvac's gallbladder company, probably somewhere on Staten Island. Maybe we can get Hippos to go scounging around for it if we promise him a bacon explosion.

you sick bastid would probably try to sew it back on.

[TheMojoPin]

I want to be whooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllle!!!

[epo]

For a poster who claims they don't care, you are the most over-sensitive person I've ever seen.

[drjoek]

6 hours later I finally get the joke:wallbash:

[Gvac]

With thanks to Bob Impact

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/bobimpact/Nonsense/1216449870524.gif

[BlackSpider]

With thanks to Bob Impact

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/bobimpact/Nonsense/1216449870524.gif



I missed that one...

[TheMojoPin]

With thanks to Bob Impact

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/bobimpact/Nonsense/1216449870524.gif

And don't you forget it.

[RoseBlood]

hipster doofus

[BlackSpider]

me...?

[hammersavage]

I'm the doofus, doofus.

[RoseBlood]

me...?

yes, you
but don't let hammer fool you, he's no hipster, just a doofus.

[hammersavage]

I'd take 'I'm no hipster, just a doofus' over 'I do the elderly woman next door' just so its known.

[epo]

I'd take 'I'm no hipster, just a doofus' over 'I do the elderly woman next door' just so its known.

What about doofus who does the elderly woman next door?

[hammersavage]

I'll acquiesce to that.

[hammersavage]

Top down, screamin' out 'money ain't a thang'

[RoseBlood]

Dearest Dr. Steve,

Is it fair for someone to have such great hair while others have to sacrifice with male pattern baldness?

Your friend in life,
Don Stugots

P.S. I have enclosed a picture for your future use for when you want to show a patient what perfect hair looks like on a man in his late 20's.

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v649/206/79/1006431575/n1006431575_30306447_3573.jpg

you sure your in your 20s? you look around 42.

What 20 something wears their hair like that in the year 2009? There's a picture of my great uncle laying around somewhere with the same exact slicked back hair and stache/goatee circa 1972ish.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Dear R.Brat,
I don't agree.
vivaciously,
A guy who hasn't watched the movie yet
and also hasn't seen Button because of Gump
And thinks he can't trust your opinion, Esq.

p.s. :king:

[PapaBear]

I have this strange thing that keeps happening to me. Every time I don't go on radio shows and make a fool of myself, no one attacks my loved ones or me. Weird.

[Marc with a c]

pababear's children are bad.

[PapaBear]

pababear's children are bad.
If you really want people to think they're bad, you should have called them "spawn".

[Don Stugots]

I have this strange thing that keeps happening to me. Every time I don't go on radio shows and make a fool of myself, no one attacks my loved ones or me. Weird.

and your business suffer for it.

[Thebazile78]

I just read through that entire thread.

That's half an hour I will never, ever, ever, ever get back.

Some of it was funny. Lots of it was cruel.

And there were parts that REALLY pissed me off because they touched several nerves from 3 or 4 years ago. One particular "personal attack" got under my skin from someone who's been referenced a million times on air and in threads not having to do with them, and who has never met me, doesn't know what my personal life consists of and went with the low-blow (with poor spelling and grammar to boot) because this person dislikes the man I married.

But, seeing as how I edited that entire post, which I spent an hour writing, editing and re-writing before I just pm-ed a copy to someone else before I could be banned over something insanely trivial and removed it from public view, I'm not gonna get into it.

It's just not worth it.

Of course, there were times over the past several years when, if I heard that this person was at an event, I had an overwhelming urge to make them bleed, but I'm not really a violent person. I just have violent fantasies.

[Don Stugots]

You are talking about matty right?

[Thebazile78]

I accept that Matty has a reputation as being a real dick around here.

That's fine by me because he's the one digging that hole and he's got to live with the consequences. Unless he brings me into it without my knowledge (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2096511&postcount=56) or says something while he's trying desperately to get a laugh (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=1711289&postcount=81).

And, no, my post wasn't about Matty.

[Don Stugots]

I know it wasn't. I was kidding. Lizzie literal

[drjoek]

I can feel my IQ dropping

[epo]

I can't believe it took this long to go sour.

[Thebazile78]

Maybe it'd be more fun if it were about Matty, but he's got two accounts where he can post about himself, so I don't need to.

[Kevin]

The fake mafia hijacker is making threats again.

[Thebazile78]

Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool!

[Tall_James]

Grow a set of balls for God's sake and pull the internet cable out of her computer if you care so much.

[mikeyboy]

:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash: :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

[Thebazile78]

Lock that thread!

Lock that thread!

Lock that thread!

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[drjoek]

Do you think I could get some hints on how to make MY threads go more than 10-15 posts then die?
Some of these threads go on about nothing for like 28-29 pages.

[EliSnow]

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/1981/i542570053785838aj.gif

[Thebazile78]

There would have been a time for such a word.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
To the last syllable of recorded time,
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
And then is heard no more: it is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

Call me kooky, but I love The Scottish Play.
It's so apropos to the situation we're not discussing.

[drjoek]

Assuming that people respect you is a BIG leap!

[epo]

The lack of logic in that thread is mind-blowing. I'm dumber for having kept up with it.

[Thebazile78]

I stand by my Scottish Play reference. (http://shakespeare.mit.edu/macbeth/macbeth.5.5.html)

[drjoek]

I can feel my IQ dropping

The lack of logic in that thread is mind-blowing. I'm dumber for having kept up with it.

Get your own Gimmick

[EliSnow]

http://midwestpoet.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dead-horse.jpg

[Friday]

Call me kooky, but I love The Scottish Play.
It's so apropos to the situation we're not discussing.

you're kooky! but so am i. <3 that passage.

[ToiletCrusher]

http://midwestpoet.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/dead-horse.jpg

I don't get it. The support one ore the not gay one? Cause I think both.

[epo]

Ok, somebody has to point out that he has brought up the addiction at least 5x as much as the balance of the thread.

Its only adding to the fake interwebz drama.

[Thebazile78]

you're kooky! but so am i. <3 that passage.

The fact that it applies more often than not to the interwebz is hilarity personified.

You gotta love the Scottish Play, though! It's usually in my top 3 with Hamlet and A Midsummer Night's Dream.

[Tenbatsuzen]

...

It Was In The Past Tense!

[Thebazile78]

The term around here for that behavior is "mentally unstable."

Get it RIGHT, damnit!

[EliSnow]

I know, but unless the situation changes, the past is the present.

[Thebazile78]

Is that code for "lobotomy" ? 'Cause that's the only way I see it changing.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Is that code for "lobotomy" ? 'Cause that's the only way I see it changing.

That would imply that the person isn't already lobotomized.

[Thebazile78]

A lobotomy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy) is supposed to make you passive.

[Dougie Brootal]

Do you think I could get some hints on how to make MY threads go more than 10-15 posts then die?
Some of these threads go on about nothing for like 28-29 pages.

set it up so people can make gay jokes at your expense. works for me.:wink:

[Friday]

ok so i am not done reading yet....
and i guess this sink fellow has been mean on the internets before, but he made a HELL of a good point right there. i concur 100%.

[Tenbatsuzen]

yoink

[EliSnow]

You're a self laugher!

[weekapaugjz]

"if I can change...and you can change...we can all change!"

http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/rocky4-2-760821.jpg?w=500&h=357

[Tenbatsuzen]

yoink, again.

[ToiletCrusher]

You aren't night lurking? What brings you out in daylight?

[weekapaugjz]

You aren't night lurking? What brings you out in daylight?

If you're talking to me, I hobbled myself in my hockey game yesterday and am pretty much bed ridden. My blackberry is my only form of communication in my bed room.

In the glorious words of robert kelly, "I broke my knee man"

















"hold my hand"

[weekapaugjz]

yoink, again.

I laughed.

[ToiletCrusher]

If you're talking to me, I hobbled myself in my hockey game yesterday and am pretty much bed ridden. My blackberry is my only form of communication in my bed room.

In the glorious words of robert kelly, "I broke my knee man"

















"hold my hand"



Yes you and that stinks. Feel better.

My pond at my cabin is all nice and frozen. I can't wait for some pond hockey. Gonna make a weekend event out of it too.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I laughed.

I can't even make jokes referencing it because I'm afraid Mikey's gonna take it the wrong way.

[weekapaugjz]

Me and matty sharing a laugh. I do believe hell has frozen over.

tc, grab your skates!

[weekapaugjz]

Yes you and that stinks. Feel better.

My pond at my cabin is all nice and frozen. I can't wait for some pond hockey. Gonna make a weekend event out of it too.

Shoot me a PM when you do.

[ToiletCrusher]

Shoot me a PM when you do.

Should be within the next 2 weeks. It's gonna be day play then night time under lights! Beer is mandate. And grilling too.

[Thebazile78]

That whole thing is casting pearls before swine. (http://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/cast+pearls+before+swine)

Stop poking them with your pointy sticks, too. It's crossed the line from funny into cruel too many times.

[drjoek]

So 2009 Matty is officially dead then ?

[Thebazile78]

I guess you missed it.

I think it started here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2097073&postcount=6360).

2009 Matty is dead.
Long live 2009 Matty!

[Tenbatsuzen]

I guess you missed it.

I think it started here (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2097073&postcount=6360).

2009 Matty is dead.
Long live 2009 Matty!

The 2009 Matty experiment is still in effect... I mean, I'm friendly with Weeka now, we're exchanging recipes...

Although I got a PM last night that told me, straight up, to trash the facade and get back with the hate.

[epo]

I didn't send that PM!

Although I may approve of it.

[hammersavage]

I sware you are the worst speller on the planet.

[Thebazile78]

So many people think it's a bit.

They just don't know you like I do....

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[Thebazile78]

It's a great deal more than spelling.

It's usage, punctuation, syntax, sentence structure ... but, I digress.

[Friday]

2009 Matty told me to eat a cock on Friday.
Experiment - FAIL! :tongue:

[Thebazile78]

I've already said that in this thread.

[Tenbatsuzen]

2009 Matty told me to eat a cock on Friday.
Experiment - FAIL! :tongue:

1) 2009 Matty only applies to RonFez.net. Not a hearustalk chatroom.

2) The reason why I told you to eat a cock is because you were anti-boob job. A boooooo.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Wow. The mods actually listened to me and deleted a post instead of calling attention to it. Nice job.

[Thebazile78]

Every time you post, I cringe because you are a creepy guy. I've met you in person and you exude creepy through your pores, along with your body odor and halitosis, with a dash of desperate tossed in for good measure. This is why you can't get a date.

And, no, this isn't about Matty.

[EliSnow]

It's a great deal more than spelling.

It's usage, punctuation, syntax, sentence structure ... but, I digress.

Let me know how Matty's english lesson goes.

[hammersavage]

Every time you post, I cringe because you are a creepy guy. I've met you in person and you exude creepy through your pores, along with your body odor and halitosis, with a dash of desperate tossed in for good measure. This is why you can't get a date.

I've never been so happy to never have met you. I'm safe :clap:

[Furtherman]

Liz & Matty have switched!

What's down is up, what's up is down!

[hammersavage]

Tonight, Matty will lecture us on the use of gerunds.

[Hottub]

Every time you post, I cringe because you are a creepy guy. I've met you in person and you exude creepy through your pores, along with your body odor and halitosis, with a dash of desperate tossed in for good measure. This is why you can't get a date.

And, no, this isn't about Matty.

Sorry Liz.:down:

[Thebazile78]

I'm just really cranky and my tummy hurts today. And my tummy hurt yesterday, too. And the last time I had a real irritated outburst, I was PMS-ing. And I think I frightened RoseBrat, which was un-called for.

Unlike 2008 Matty, however, I keep my viciousness to this thread right here and don't go for the personal attacks in an obvious way. Unless they're about Matty, in which case, I sail right in.

And I stay the fuck away from the Yankees thread.

Next college football season, I promise, I will stay out of that thread, too. I'm sure I annoyed the living fuck out of Snoogans with my "Scarlet Pride" and my severe lack of football knowledge ... sorry, dude. Really.

[Thebazile78]

Sorry Liz.:down:

Dude, it's not you.

It's me.

I have a very sensitive sense of smell.

Maybe you can get a tongue scraper (http://www.tonguesweeper.com/Shop/Default.aspx?gclid=CM3Umbr2vpgCFQKJxgodjGLRcw)?

[Tenbatsuzen]

And I stay the fuck away from the Yankees thread.

Next college football season, I promise, I will stay out of that thread, too. I'm sure I annoyed the living fuck out of Snoogans with my "Scarlet Pride" and my severe lack of football knowledge ... sorry, dude. Really.

I would actually encourage you to post in the Yankee thread.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Every time you post, I cringe because you are a creepy guy. I've met you in person and you exude creepy through your pores, along with your body odor and halitosis, with a dash of desperate tossed in for good measure. This is why you can't get a date.

And, no, this isn't about Matty.


Knowing who this is about, I giggle. I had to guess a few times though.

[Thebazile78]

I would actually encourage you to post in the Yankee thread.

Why? So my lack of knowledge about baseball can make me look like an idiot there, too?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Why? So my lack of knowledge about baseball can make me look like an idiot there, too?

You know more than BDC. And you probably know more than Kevin.

[Don Stugots]

Every time you post, I cringe because you are a creepy guy. I've met you in person and you exude creepy through your pores, along with your body odor and halitosis, with a dash of desperate tossed in for good measure. This is why you can't get a date.

And, no, this isn't about Matty.

i am not that creepy.

[Thebazile78]

i am not that creepy.

Yes, you also don't smell.

And you have a beautiful wife who would probably kill you if you tried to get a date!

Why do all the men on this board assume that I was talking about them????

It could've been that dude who dressed up as Thor for the Big Ass Night of Frights six years ago for all you know ... but it's not.

It's not Hottub or hammersavage, either, seeing as how I don't think I've ever met either of you before ... or if I did, you actually introduced yourselves using your real names and I never connected your face to your login.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Why do all the men on this board assume that I was talking about them????

It could've been that dude who dressed up as Thor for the Big Ass Night of Frights six years ago for all you know ... but it's not.

It's not Hottub or hammersavage, either, seeing as how I don't think I've ever met either of you before ... or if I did, you actually introduced yourselves using your real names and I never connected your face to your login.

I actually miss Thor. He was a cool dude. (seriously, no Snark)

[Tenbatsuzen]

i am not that creepy.

At least you know to brush your fucking teeth now when we go out to dinner on Friday.

[lleeder]

girl.

[ToiletCrusher]

Who cares?

[EliSnow]

If only you had been that assertive with your ex gf at the dinner date.

[Marc with a c]

i think i know who that's directed at.

[hammersavage]

Oh snap

[lleeder]

i think i know who that's directed at.

celery?

[Don Stugots]

Yes, you also don't smell.

And you have a beautiful wife who would probably kill you if you tried to get a date!

Why do all the men on this board assume that I was talking about them????

It could've been that dude who dressed up as Thor for the Big Ass Night of Frights six years ago for all you know ... but it's not.

It's not Hottub or hammersavage, either, seeing as how I don't think I've ever met either of you before ... or if I did, you actually introduced yourselves using your real names and I never connected your face to your login.

well that is where you wrong, hottub is that creepy.

[Don Stugots]

At least you know to brush your fucking teeth now when we go out to dinner on Friday.

huh?

[ToiletCrusher]

I think I'll wear a name tag when I make it to an event.

[Thebazile78]

celery?

Nope.

Never met the guy.

The poster in question is someone I've met.

[hammersavage]

Louis CK killed GAP the other day. Hilarious. Best (only) O and A I've heard in a while.

[underdog]

There's so many posters on this board that show themselves as douchebags. Then they'll have a good run of being non-douchy and I'll almost forget how big of a douchebag they are. And then they always eventually prove their true selves.

I wish these posters would be more consistent so I wouldn't forget who's who.

[hammersavage]

That's why I just stay douchey instead as to not confuse you.

[underdog]

I know it was a caller that set Ron off today, but he brought up people complaining online. What thread was he talking about?

[Gvac]

I know it was a caller that set Ron off today, but he brought up people complaining online. What thread was he talking about?

I was wondering the same thing. I really don't see a lot of people bashing the Ron and Fez show on this site, unless he's talking about the Listening Threads, which I haven't been a part of in awhile so I can't really say if they are or aren't negative in any way.

He did seem to take exception to the "Anthony Cumia is Mentally Unstable" thread, though.

[K.C.]

He did seem to take exception to the "Anthony Cumia is Mentally Unstable" thread, though.

I still stand by that thread.

And his main criticism was people complaining about Anthony being funny. I don't think I've really done that.

I just think he's a crazy maniac when he talks about things seriously.

[Gvac]

I still stand by that thread.

And his main criticism was people complaining about Anthony being funny. I don't think I've really done that.

I just think he's a crazy maniac when he talks about things seriously.

Oh I stand by it too!

And I agree with what you said.

I never said Ant wasn't funny; just that he was losing his marbles.

Hey...it happens.

[Bob Impact]

Oh I stand by it too!

And I agree with what you said.

I never said Ant wasn't funny; just that he was losing his marbles.

Hey...it happens.

I listened to a portion of the show the other day when I heard Adam Ferrara on and Anthony was telling Adam about what a maniac he's become.

[sailor]

maybe the chris roberts thread (people were bashing his appearances on the show)? there have also been a few other threads where people simply stated that they thought the show was better at x time/place.

[TheMojoPin]

maybe the chris roberts thread (people were bashing his appearances on the show)? there have also been a few other threads where people simply stated that they thought the show was better at x time/place.

Ironically, that thread actually shows, in a roundabout way, how awesome MLC's last show appearance was and how many people were entertained by it.

[hammersavage]

That is the EXACT post a jizz bucket like you would post.

Don't even bother with replying people.

[sailor]

Ironically, that thread actually shows, in a roundabout way, how awesome MLC's last show appearance was and how many people were entertained by it.

i enjoyed it. but, i also don't see the harm in fans now saying whether they like one bit or another. i guess the show will now never review movies or tv shows because it's not fair to the artists.

[Don Stugots]

I have often thought the same thing.

[Thebazile78]

Not that it's news or anything, but I'm really mean this week.

And last week.

And the week before.

And the week before that.

This is not good.

[EliSnow]

i think i know who that's directed at.

Yes.

[Freitag]

Not that it's news or anything, but I'm really mean this week.

And last week.

And the week before.

And the week before that.

This is not good.

I hadn't noticed.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

wow only 68 posts in that thread since August, boy do we all suck

[ticktockman]

they were like the three stooges, and they were all shemp!

[Freitag]

I am a huge homophobe.




So you just spent 25 pages defending your chick only to say now that you hate her?





(or are THOSE photos off limits too? I'm so confused with your rules.)

[ticktockman]

I noticed that reeshy has been banned. I suppose ther is no surprise there, eh wot! But it seems to me that this sounds a lot like nazies burning books. when a community outcasts a member soley because of her opinion or verbal expression (no matter how crass or ignorant) we all suffer. after all, isn't MOJO now the enforcer, rather thn the facilitator?

[ticktockman]

I searched the word "banned" by post. The results are voluminous. An interesting read. MOJO is quite the activist

[EliSnow]

I noticed that reeshy has been banned. I suppose ther is no surprise there, eh wot! But it seems to me that this sounds a lot like nazies burning books. when a community outcasts a member soley because of her opinion or verbal expression (no matter how crass or ignorant) we all suffer. after all, isn't MOJO now the enforcer, rather thn the facilitator?

One of the roles of the moderators is to be enforcers. It's always been that way. We have rules that the owners of the site would like us to follow and we're given certain ways of enforceing those rules.

[ticktockman]

One of the roles of the moderators is to be enforcers. It's always been that way. We have rules that the owners of the site would like us to follow and we're given certain ways of enforceing those rules.



you are the borg, resistance is futile, we will be assimilated or banned

[ToiletCrusher]

you are the borg, resistance is futile, we will be assimilated or banned

:banning:

[EliSnow]

you are the borg, resistance is futile, we will be assimilated or banned

Yes, because every person who states a problem with a mod is banned.

You have some idle time curiousity? Do a search for the words "mods" or admins." You're going to see a lot of people who get to express their disagreement with the mods and admins, and you'll see that those people are still here posting every day.

[Thebazile78]

Somebody didn't read the FAQ:

Can I be banned from the board?

Make no mistake about it, you can be banned from posting in the forum. People are not banned randomly or without due cause, so for the majority of you there is nothing to worry about.

You can and will however be banned for the following reasons:
• Spamming (posting two or more of the same message in multiple forums, advertising your personal website or event, etc.)
• inciting and/or pursuing arguments or infighting
• personally attacking other board members
• posting pornography
• posting private information or photos of people without their permission
• racist posts
• THESE RULES APPLY TO PRIVATE MESSAGES (PM's)

Also, we reserve the right to monitor IP addresses to ensure that banned members do not try to circumvent a banning by creating a new user account.

and

My post/thread was moved, deleted or locked. Why?
THINK BEFORE YOU WRITE!
Generally posts are removed/locked for the following reasons:
• Posts contain pornography
• A similar topic has already been posted by another member.
• The topic contains the word "official" without getting permission from a RonFez.Net moderator.
• The topic contains personal spam from one user to another, or the user is trying to promote a personal event without RonFez.Net moderator permission. Personal spam includes in-fighting/threatening another user.
• The thread is headed in a generally mean-spirited direction where conversation has been replaced by petty name-calling and the discussion has nothing to do with the original topic.
• Posts/threads contain personal information/photos of/about another member posted without permission, including email, phone number, address etc.
• Posts contain images larger than 300 pixels and thus throws off the entire design of RonFez.Net
• Topic is considered spam and not relevant to any member on the board.
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• DO NOT start a new thread about the deleted/moved thread. These thread too will be moved/deleted. The general rule of thumb is, if you're not sure, ask a mod. You can PM any MOD/ADMIN at anytime.

and then again ...

What is extended vacation?
Extended vacation is our nice way of saying you are prohibited from posting on the message board due to violation of our user policies. You will be informed of the length of your posting prior to your "vacation". The average vacation time for first time offenders is a week. Second violation is a month. Third time is permanent banning from the board. Bear in mind these are more guidelines than rules, so banning periods may change significantly depending on the nature of your offense. All banning falls under the purview of the moderators. If you wish to appeal your banning, contact a moderator.

(Although, it'd be a lot easier to read if we could re-format it a little bit.)

[Thebazile78]

Damnit!

[ticktockman]

Dear ticktockman,

Thanks for registering at RonFez.net Messageboard! We are glad you have chosen to be a part of our community and we hope you enjoy your stay.

All the best,
RonFez.net Messageboard

[ticktockman]

Damnit!

quite the contrary, I have read the faqs. I simply stated what was on my mind in what i felk was the most appropriate forum. there was no porn, or infighting, or spamming, or persoanl attacks, What I got back was from the mods was mean spirited, coersive, and over reaching

[hammersavage]

Where was the mean response from a mod?

[ticktockman]

If I did not know better, I might think you were trying to goiade me into a violation for which you could ban even me!

[EliSnow]

Where was the mean response from a mod?

If a mod disagrees with you, that in itself is apparently mean.

[Thebazile78]

N/M not gettin into it.

[hammersavage]

Cccccccyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa

That was short lived first appearance.

[Thebazile78]

Now I wonder who holds the record, besides the porn spammers ... :blink:

[EliSnow]

Cccccccyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa

That was short lived first appearance.

Let's just say that it wasn't his first appearance on the board.

[ToiletCrusher]

slow clap... slow clap

[midwestjeff]

Was that your first banning Eli?

How was it?

[Don Stugots]

Nice work Mr. Snow.

[Freitag]

I demand an assist on that banning. I reported the original post.

[midwestjeff]

I demand an assist on that banning. I reported the original post.

Maybe you can finally get your junior moderator badge.

[EliSnow]

I demand an assist on that banning. I reported the original post.

The official scorekeeper rules no assist. I didn't get your report.

[EliSnow]

Was that your first banning Eli?

How was it?

Other than porn spammers, yes, it was.

As for how it was, my official position is that I take no joy in using my powers to ban. It's something I do reluctantly.

As for my unofficial position, well, I'll share it later.

[midwestjeff]

I bet it felt like jizzing.

Welcome to the big time Eli.

[EliSnow]

:thumbup:

[IMSlacker]

Mojo's going to be pissed, the new guy is moving in on his territory.

[Dougie Brootal]

you can always spot a reeshy board character cuz they are usually the only people who mention reeshy.

[midwestjeff]

you can always spot a reeshy board character cuz they are usually the only people who mention reeshy.

Sort of like you just did??? Hmmm????

Ban him Eli! He's a board character.

[EliSnow]

you can always spot a reeshy board character cuz they are usually the only people who mention reeshy.

I think you're right.

I guess I have to ban you too.

[Thebazile78]

OK, so it's like this:

<object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sTHOzO69t1E&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sTHOzO69t1E&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

(I may hate their service, but, by God, they have some phenomenal commercials. Lousy fucking good-for-nothing pricks.)

[Freitag]

you can always spot a reeshy board character cuz they are usually the only people who mention reeshy.

In fairness, Spoon does mention Reeshy as well. I reported the post because I thought it was Reeshy trying to stir stuff up.

[Freitag]

Liz, stop punching the koala.

[Thebazile78]

Marsupials are nasty buggers.

A koala's just a fuzzier 'possum anyway.

[Friday]

Pantera?

[Don Stugots]

Pantera? Can you hear me?

[Don Stugots]

Can we change his name to EliBanning now?

[Tall_James]

Liz, stop punching the koala.

Man, I have to start using that euphemism also.

[Hottub]

(I may hate their service, but, by God, they have some phenomenal commercials. Lousy fucking good-for-nothing pricks.)

I'm digging the angry Liz 2009!:thumbup:

[EliSnow]

Can we change his name to EliBanning now?

:clap:

[Thebazile78]

I'm digging the angry Liz 2009!:thumbup:

I never pegged you as into S&M, but, to each his own.

[Freitag]

I never pegged you as into S&M, but, to each his own.

Look, she can be funny.

[ToiletCrusher]

Can we change his name to EliBanning now?

How about BanBot ???

[Friday]

:wacko:

[lleeder]

Hopefully Shooter McGavin doesn't buy it before you get a chance to.

[ToiletCrusher]

The cover-up is less believable than the original story itself.

[Thebazile78]

And, again, it's a Shakespeare reference to describe another messageboard drama:

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

Today, however, I leave the Scottish Play (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scottish_Play) and turn to Hamlet (http://www.bartleby.com/70/4232.html).

[disneyspy]

a roseblood by any other name...

[Don Stugots]

a rosebrat by any other name...

fixed

[Don Stugots]

good luck with that

:thumbdown::thumbdown::thumbdown:

[ToiletCrusher]

Fucking bad day. That's why!

[hammersavage]

Just think, you'll be in the 3k club in minutes. Today is lookin' up!

[ToiletCrusher]

Just think, you'll be in the 3k club in minutes. Today is lookin' up!

3000 is dedicated to you! And always will be!!!

[JerseyRich]

Who missed me?

I spied on you fuckers while I was away.

Please put your pants back on now. Thanks.

[Gvac]

Who missed me?

I spied on you fuckers while I was away.

Please put your pants back on now. Thanks.

I DID! I DID!!!

But I won't put my pants back on.

[ToiletCrusher]

Who missed me?

I spied on you fuckers while I was away.

Please put your pants back on now. Thanks.


You were in DC for the evening for like 3 days.

[JerseyRich]

I DID! I DID!!!

But I won't put my pants back on.

You are exempt.

[JerseyRich]

You were in DC for the evening for like 3 days.

Well did you really want me to start an "I'm in North Carolina for 4 nights" thread?

[Gvac]

I just made poopies.

That's very rare for me.

Usually I only poop once a day.

[Snoogans]

I just made poopies.

That's very rare for me.

Usually I only poop once a day.

things change when you hit 55

[Gvac]

things change when you hit 55

Ha! Shows how much you know.

I'm 73!

[Don Stugots]

Who missed me?

I spied on you fuckers while I was away.

Please put your pants back on now. Thanks.

you were away? didnt notice.

[JerseyRich]

I just made poopies.

That's very rare for me.

Usually I only poop once a day.

Did you have some of these for lunch or something?
<a href="http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=13298664">Frankfurter Sandwiches 1929</a><br/><object width="425px" height="360px" ><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"/><param name="wmode" value="transparent"/><param name="movie" value="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=13298664,t=1,mt=video,searchID=,primarycolor=,se condarycolor="/><embed src="http://mediaservices.myspace.com/services/media/embed.aspx/m=13298664,t=1,mt=video,searchID=,primarycolor=,se condarycolor=" width="425" height="360" allowFullScreen="true" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent"/></object>

[JerseyRich]

you were away? didnt notice.

I drove to Staten Island for the weekend...It was like being in a different country. Horrible.

[~Katja~]

really??? another fucking thread??? UGH



...

[Snoogans]

really??? another fucking thread??? UGH



...

starting threads is tough and manly

[Gvac]

I drove to Staten Island for the weekend...It was like being in a different country. Horrible.

I'd rather die.

Seriously.

[Don Stugots]

I'd rather die.

Seriously.

i wouldn't wish that on anyone.

[Gvac]

i wouldn't wish that on anyone.

What...dying or going to Staten Island?

[~Katja~]

starting threads is tough and manly

hope no one posts in it, the title has nothing to do with the content and is just another poor attempt at attention whoring.

[Don Stugots]

What...dying or going to Staten Island?

Staten Island. Dying you dont have a choice in.

[Snoogans]

Staten Island. Dying you dont have a choice in.

especially at his advanced age

[Don Stugots]

especially at his advanced age

right, it can sneak up on him at any time now. so sad.

[JerseyRich]

I wish everyone knew just how creepy you were. Unfortunately only a few hundred people know...

That isn't nearly enough.

[JerseyRich]

right, it can sneak up on him at any time now. so sad.

Anyone can sneak up on him...He's as deaf as anything.

[hammersavage]

I missed you gassy!

[JerseyRich]

I missed you gassy!

Did you decide on the Tweedy show yet?

[hammersavage]

Tickets are on sale tomorrow. Naturally, I am in. I'll just be pissed when he decides to play in the city. But I'll just see him twice then.

[Don Stugots]

http://members.arstechnica.com/x/freeman/homer-eating-popcorn-small-c7873.jpg

[Thebazile78]

Frankly, I was thinking more along these lines:

http://op-for.com/simpsons_nelson_haha2.jpg

[Don Stugots]

that works too

[Thebazile78]

I'm going for the jugular.

[DiabloSammich]

Ha! My first thread lock!


Why am I so aroused....

[hammersavage]

Cuz you had Nickelodeon on and saw a cute child

[ChrisTheCop]

I'm going for the jugular.

better hurry; he looks pretty fast.

http://www.runningnetworkarchives.com/runwashington/photos/vet/98/19.jpg

[Thebazile78]

You sir are a silly.

[DiabloSammich]

Cuz you had Nickelodeon on and saw a cute child




Let me defend my honor by saying that nothing could be further from the truth.






It was Toon Disney.

[Thebazile78]

So, DS, what do you call an animation fetish?

[disneyspy]

Let me defend my honor by saying that nothing could be further from the truth.






It was Toon Disney.

watch it mister

[Thebazile78]

Maybe it's Disneyphilia???

[DiabloSammich]

So, DS, what do you call an animation fetish?




If I went out of my way to explain that Toon Disney doesn't just show cartoons, but also live action pre-teen melodramas, that doesn't really help any, does it?

[hammersavage]

I say yes. Better to be aroused by a tween.

[Don Stugots]

If I went out of my way to explain that Toon Disney doesn't just show cartoons, but also live action pre-teen melodramas, that doesn't really help any, does it?

it may prove the point.

[Gvac]

If I went out of my way to explain that Toon Disney doesn't just show cartoons, but also live action pre-teen melodramas, that doesn't really help any, does it?

What channel is Toon Disney?

So I can tell my nephew...yeah, that's it.

[Hottub]

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff269/TheCourtness/ChrisHanson.jpg

[Snoogans]

I want Chris to just snap

[DiabloSammich]

What channel is Toon Disney?

So I can tell my nephew...yeah, that's it.


I'll send you a link.



You know what, we better keep this on a verbal basis.

[Thebazile78]

damn You Hottub!

[hammersavage]

I saw it. And I also saw it say that you handle homosexuals. That's your business.


Is he TRYING to get banned tonight?

[BlackSpider]

You're - you are.
not your...

[Thebazile78]

Three of my best friends are queer, so OF COURSE I'm cool with that.

They're great to have around when I need to check for wedgies and adjust my boobs.

It's just the pedophilia around here makes me downright uncomfortable. And when I had the opportunity to go for a good laugh, Tub beat me to it. And that sucked.

[Gvac]

The threads that should be locked rage on, and the ones meant to have a few laughs and lighten the mood get clamped right down.

Bizarro world RonFez.net.

[Thebazile78]

Every time I see Boss's name on this board, I hear this in my head:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x-PwVcIhbjE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x-PwVcIhbjE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[DiabloSammich]

Every time I see Boss's name on this board, I hear this in my head:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x-PwVcIhbjE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x-PwVcIhbjE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>



That's weird, when I see his name I think of this....




<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X5h02ZmeB5c&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X5h02ZmeB5c&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Bossanova]

Thanks, I think?

[Snoogans]

That's weird, when I see his name I think of this....




<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X5h02ZmeB5c&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X5h02ZmeB5c&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

thats funny, i think of this

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/dT59FXkS93Q&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/dT59FXkS93Q&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[Gvac]

Strange, I think of this -

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bg0FCwkd57k&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bg0FCwkd57k&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[hammersavage]

Who has photoshop skills that can make something real quick around here?

[DiabloSammich]

Strange, I think of this -

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bg0FCwkd57k&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bg0FCwkd57k&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>




Six foot, two?



Hmmmmmm.....

[Thebazile78]

Thanks, I think?

You get Eydie Gorme stuck in my head.

I don't know whether I should apologize or breathe a sigh of relief.

There certainly are worse songs to have stuck in one's head.

For example, this one:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HCCjv2OiTxE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HCCjv2OiTxE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[hammersavage]

Well, someone take this

http://images0.cafepress.com/product/34453070v1_350x350_Front.jpg

and change the S in son to a D for a new avatar.

[DiabloSammich]

You get Eydie Gorme stuck in my head.

I don't know whether I should apologize or breathe a sigh of relief.

There certainly are worse songs to have stuck in one's head.

For example, this one:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HCCjv2OiTxE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HCCjv2OiTxE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>



Goddamn you Liz. I just got that thing out of my head from when we had the conversation about the lyrics months ago.

Now I have to go stab things in my ear again. So much to do, so much to do....

[ToiletCrusher]

Well did you really want me to start an "I'm in North Carolina for 4 nights" thread?

It would have been less misleading as I walked around DC for an entire night yelling "JERSEY RICH WHERE ARE YOU?"

You know I was locked up for a night? DC cops thought I was going after Obama for some reason.

[Thebazile78]

I don't want to draw any heat in the thread, but since the "I'm NOT Gay" thread started, I've been thinking about this song from Avenue Q:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2YUcMJFKZEM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2YUcMJFKZEM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[DiabloSammich]

Well, someone take this

http://images0.cafepress.com/product/34453070v1_350x350_Front.jpg

and change the S in son to a D for a new avatar.




HAHAHAHA!!! Nice one!

[Thebazile78]

It would have been less misleading as I walked around DC for an entire night yelling "JERSEY RICH WHERE ARE YOU?"
....

Is that like this?

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tC1xAjhjWT8&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tC1xAjhjWT8&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

[RoseBlood]

Someone wanna link me up to what threads ya'll are bitching about? I really don't feel like going through the threads.

And when I say bitching, I really mean talking before anyone gets their panties in a bunch.

[hammersavage]

Maybe this one would work better. New mafialife merch.

http://images1.cafepress.com/product/40549111v2_350x350_Front.jpg

[Thebazile78]

Goddamn you Liz. I just got that thing out of my head from when we had the conversation about the lyrics months ago.

Now I have to go stab things in my ear again. So much to do, so much to do....

Yeah, I've been a real bitch for the past month or so.