Post Purgatory

[mikeyboy]

That was kind of an ugly thread to walk into.

[sailor]

would it be possible to change the that's life background to another color? if you enter from the today's post page, you really don't have a clue what forum something is in.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

9 Bucks to wrap a present, I don't care what kind of charity its for, that's obsurd.

[Marc with a c]

it's funny because before i wrote out that response i prefaced the "matty is right" comment with something to this affect

if there is a way you can protect yourself from a mod quote i would like to institute that now.

live and learn.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

also $221 for a pair of boots that look like they cost $15 bucks wtf,,why cant you just like Sketchers Honey

[EliSnow]

it's funny because before i wrote out that response i prefaced the "matty is right" comment with something to this affect

if there is a way you can protect yourself from a mod quote i would like to institute that now.

live and learn.

How do you think I got my mod quote.

[EliSnow]

That was kind of an ugly thread to walk into.

I blame Tub.

[Marc with a c]

How do you think I got my mod quote.

honesty?

[EliSnow]

honesty?

Very nice.

Set myself up for that one, like a maroon.

[buzzard]

I blame Tub.

apparently Tub enjoys me continueally being a real ass..me,not so much! :annoyed:

[Marc with a c]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[mikeyboy]

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm looking for somebody new to arbitrarily ban.

[Marc with a c]

I'm looking for somebody new to arbitrarily ban.

look in the mirror faggot.

[mikeyboy]

look in the mirror faggot.

Kick his ass, grandma.

[Gvac]

Thread locking pussy!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

:popcorn:

edit: Would I be banned if I started a Who has the most ANNOYING avatar thread.

[Marc with a c]

what is this guy practicing to become a mod at wackbag?

[reillyluck]

you Fucking Cock Smoker!!!!!! This Means War!!!!!

[Bossanova]

Did I smoke too much or does this thread not make sence anymore

[DiabloSammich]

Sweet! Got my post in before it was locked! Self high-five!

[sailor]

Here's something amusing from that Babyfuck thread.

She completely trashes Silera for being a bad person, but remind me - the turnout for the Babyfuck party was very low because her "friends" were talked out of going, right?

Hm.

Didn't see to have a problem like that for a party in west bumfuck Jersey.

i wold have put this in the other thread but it was locked. just for accuracy sake, the babyfuck party was packed, just very few folks from here were there.

can't we all just get along?

[midwestjeff]

We have other threads here too. You could post in ones that aren't about you.

[thejives]

If I never see that fucking guy again it'll be too soon.

[cougarjake13]

i was gonna..... umm.. what am i doing here ???

[buzzard]

sometimes I just have to wonder why,why,why?

[DiabloSammich]

I hate when I hit a milestone with a pedophilia joke.

[IamPixie]

meow!

[Marc with a c]

you can go blind from that kind of leadership

[DiabloSammich]

For the love of God, why won't he stop posting?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Marc with a c]

this is exactly why jersey sucks.

[DiabloSammich]

I can't belive I just started that.

[sailor]

snarky marc with a c > sappy marc with a c

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yeah ,well we have awful chocolate coins silly spinny toys and Menorah

I know you are all jealous


thank god I married a christian

[sailor]

i never even heard of a tile golem before.

[Marc with a c]

good one fourth grade

[ChrisTheCop]

I've gotten laid more this week as a fake mafioso than I have all year in real life!

oh wait, thats sad. definitely dont post that one.

[sailor]

good one fourth grade

i know you are, but what am i? :tongue:

[cougarjake13]

???????

[IamPixie]

???????

!!!!!!!!!!

[Fallon]

???????

!!!!!!!!!!

.............

[IamPixie]

i can think of several and it's very fun.

[sailor]

must bite tongue and not make mean-spirited joke today. ugh.

[cougarjake13]

!!!!!!!!!!

.....................................

[Marc with a c]

this is moving quick people.

jump on in.

[thejives]

Office politics would be a lot more satisfying if there were office elections.

[Marc with a c]

i hope reilly gets stuck at work for the next three years.

[Earth2Bossanova]

That hottub is a swell guy

[EliSnow]

Did you ever think we should have a "Vacation Blotter," where we have links to the posts that led to posters being given a vacation, along with a mug shot and a sentence?

Just a thought.

[hedges]

"You're wrong
I'm right."

When all it does usually boil down to is a difference of opinions. Some better informed than others. After a dialogue of opinions, my non-post may evolve into:

"I'm wrong
You're right." Or "How interesting..." But that almost never happens. :wink:

[King Hippos Crown]

the mods shouldn't cry over spilled milk(chocolate)

[DiabloSammich]

Miss King Hippos Bandaid.


He was the best.


This new guy wannabe....meh.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Miss King Hippos Bandaid.


He was the best.


This new guy wannabe....meh.


I know I am the best, tattle tale

[reillyluck]

I know I am the best, tattle tale

welcome back. :bye:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

welcome back. :bye:


the upside to power hungry mods is that you accept bribes

[reillyluck]

the upside to power hungry mods is that you accept bribes

:wink:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

:wink:

also thanks fo making the :king: and the cow masturbating mod quotes disappear

[cougarjake13]

i got nothing

[GvacMobile]

Ewww.

[RoseBlood]

I hope it was a cesarian.

[RoseBlood]

Kinda looks like a vagina.. not my vagina.. but a vagina.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

im seeing lots more done by the PIMB camp

Im all about eat shit grandma, but I still havent voted yet

[EliSnow]

Damn, do we have any chicken fried steak back there?

[sailor]

why do people not realize that when embedding videos you don't need to use the img tags? don't they see their post after they're done and wonder why the tags are just sitting there looking goofy?

[thejives]

That's the last time I do that for four hours.

[sailor]

why do some people feel it's their duty to come to this site and constantly make other people miserable.

[IamPixie]

that's just repulsive.

[lleeder]

Yeah you really have to try and scroll past it really fast.

[Marc with a c]

How did I ruin the thread?

[sailor]

How did I ruin the thread?

sheepy says ron hates you.

[sailor]

i was just woken up by a car crash on the henry hudson parkway. i thought i might have imagined it, so i went to our window and saw nothing. 5 minutes later i start hearing shouting and car alarms going off. now i can see one of the two cars involved and everyone seems alright. combined with having just been asleep it was a bit surreal.

[Gvac]

Is it gay that I just teared up watching an episode of The Honeymooners?

[A.J.]

Is it gay that I just teared up watching an episode of The Honeymooners?

From laughing hard? No.

[DiabloSammich]

What an eloquent argument.



My head hurts.

[IamPixie]

more like shit brown.

[sailor]

more like shit brown.

you're a cryptic one.

[IamPixie]

I don't like that guy.

[sailor]

there are worse than him around here.

[buzzard]

I missed this?:ohmy:

[Dougie Brootal]

How did I ruin the thread?

YOU KNOW!!!!

[DiabloSammich]

How far do you think he'll get before he realizes it's fucked up?

[IamPixie]

what an endearing schtick.

[DiabloSammich]

(sniff, sniff)

I smell sarcasm.

[IamPixie]

not here. I'm being sincere.

[BoondockSaint]

I guess Pal Talk is down.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

stick to the Yankee thread, funny is not your thing

[sailor]

enough with the fighting and bitching

[DiabloSammich]

Wow, took him long enough.

I expected him in there two pages ago.

[IMSlacker]

Wow, took him long enough.

I expected him in there two pages ago.

Ha! I was about to post the exact same thing. His comments were insightful as always.

[DiabloSammich]

Ha! I was about to post the exact same thing. His comments were insightful as always.


:thumbup:

[midwestjeff]

You should put that on a bumper sticker, retard.

[sailor]

dvd doesn't actually stand for anything.

[hedges]

"You're wrong
I'm right."

When all it does usually boil down to is a difference of opinions. Some better informed than others. After a dialogue of opinions, my non-post may evolve into:

"I'm wrong
You're right." Or "How interesting..." But that almost never happens. :wink:

It's too blunt, I admit it, and 95% of my posts have nothing to do with whether I think something is wrong or right. Is it fucked up to think you're opinion about something is correct and the other person's is wrong? Well I don't type out "You're wrong. I'm right." in my post. Maybe I misinterpreted the thread. I post my opinion. Can you backtrack and admit you were wrong and the other person maybe right? I do that all the time, and I don't always post that either. MMM.... Red Sauce without a pinch of sugar..... "How interesting..."

[IamPixie]

:down::down:<3 <3

[cougarjake13]

when it rains

[DiabloSammich]

I have no idea what this thread is about.

[DiabloSammich]

Pefect timing, as always.

[Dougie Brootal]

damn you reilly, i was enjoying that!:furious:

[reillyluck]

damn you reilly, i was enjoying that!:furious:

ehhhhhhhhh shed ep.

[Dougie Brootal]

damn you reilly, i was enjoying that!:furious:

ehhhhhhhhh shed ep.

i cant stay mad at you with this new sig!
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/douggrasso/reillysig2.jpg

[JustJon]

dvd doesn't actually stand for anything.

digital versatile disc

[EliSnow]

digital versatile disc

Originally, it stood for digital video disc. (http://www.m-w.com/dictionary/DVD)

[DiabloSammich]

Wow, that was weird.

[buzzard]

a warning means to be cautious,that yer in danger of saying or doing something that can have severe consequences,Fuck that! I won't censor myself because of anyone's sensitivity.If yer gonna give it out ya better learn to take it!



now we need a guidebook,where the bits end and the sensitivity training starts!


and I thought this place was about fun?:dry:

[reillyluck]

a warning means to be cautious,that yer in danger of saying or doing something that can have severe consequences,Fuck that! I won't censor myself because of anyone's sensitivity.If yer gonna give it out ya better learn to take it!



now we need a guidebook,where the bits end and the sensitivity training starts!


and I thought this place was about fun?:dry:

apparently not, johnny.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

a warning means to be cautious,that yer in danger of saying or doing something that can have severe consequences,Fuck that! I won't censor myself because of anyone's sensitivity.If yer gonna give it out ya better learn to take it!



now we need a guidebook,where the bits end and the sensitivity training starts!


and I thought this place was about fun?:dry:


edit

[reillyluck]

edit

i know budday. I know. :wink:

[Tall_James]

Who would have thought that at the Bass Pro Shoppe there would be so many fucking guns?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Lying to keep the Mcrib all to yourself I dont like it


I LOVE IT!!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

stop PMing me bad mouthing Gvac

[Gvac]

What a shame some people are so fucking dense.

[Bossanova]

Angry Gvac makes me lust after his c.......... maybe this should be private

[Gvac]

Angry Gvac makes me lust after his c.......... maybe this should be private

HAHAHA!

It's sad but true bro - some people really do need a good ass kicking. It 's unfortunate, but it's the only language they understand.

[DiabloSammich]

Angry Gvac makes me lust after his c.......... maybe this should be private


You had the best line in "that thread" by the way

[BoondockSaint]

I did rub some on my cock.

[Tall_James]

How the fuck can someone have more than 6,000 posts on this messageboard and the only time I notice him is when he leaves a drama queen goodbye post? I never knew this guy existed for God's sake.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

When I leave the board I am giving 2 weeks notice

[reillyluck]

How the fuck can someone have more than 6,000 posts on this messageboard and the only time I notice him is when he leaves a drama queen goodbye post? I never knew this guy existed for God's sake.

ive been sitting here wondering if its possible to fit that as a mod quote.

[Dougie Brootal]

dude i thought you were cool, but you are a fuckin faggot.

[IamPixie]

what the hell happened? This thread is gonna take awhile...

[Dougie Brootal]

snoogans killed a puppy.
buzz called reilly a cunt.
reilly said it was a hack joke.
buzz didnt take it so well.
gvacmobile got all riled up.
hottub turned into danny tanner.
i renounced homosexuality.
and here we are.

[reillyluck]

nice addition to the list. :wink:

[Marc with a c]

i don't like mcribs, three's company, arch deluxes, or grandiose dopes.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i don't like mcribs, three's company, arch deluxes, or grandiose dopes.

communist

[Dougie Brootal]

nice addition to the list. :wink:
gotta please the insiders...

[ralphbxny]

i don't like mcribs, three's company, arch deluxes, or grandiose dopes.

You take that back....about the McRib and Arch Deluxe!!

[IamPixie]

come and knock on my door?

[Dougie Brootal]

i don't like ......... grandiose dopes.
what did i ever do to you?

[Tall_James]

come and knock on my door?

I've been waiting for you?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

dumb rambling edited

[IamPixie]

what does that even mean?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

what does that even mean?


am high from all this mcrib talk, im rambling

[IamPixie]

pasty dinosaur hag

[Gvac]

Holy fuck! I just noticed I topped 12,000 posts.

I need a new hobby.

[Tall_James]

Holy fuck! I just noticed I topped 12,000 posts.

Whore! Time to start posting exclusively as Gvacmobile.

[Tall_James]

Based upon all the great activity on this board for the last week or so, are we entering a new "Golden Age" of excellence here at Ronfez.net? I'd like to think so.

McRibs for everyone!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

our new demi god is the McRib

[IamPixie]

all this muscle talk is turning me on.

[DiabloSammich]

This place sucks without Hippo.

[Gvac]

I have 1,344 additional posts under various board character names.

[Marc with a c]

that's alot.

you should punch yourself in the face.

[GvacMobile]

That's unfortunate. I was starting to like the guy.

[BoondockSaint]

Does anyone ever read anyone else's results?

[DiabloSammich]

You sir, are a douche




k

[IMSlacker]

Why isn't "None of your fucking business, asshole!" a poll option?

[IMSlacker]

This post purgatory thread, should be re-named "the passive aggressive thread".

[Hottub]

Does he?
Stupid.

[Marc with a c]

"i'm going to take you out frighty fright style!!! potner."

she scared me

[BoondockSaint]

Fuck Mount St. Michael.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I don't like that Avatar ONE BIT, Saint or not

[reillyluck]

I don't like that Avatar ONE BIT, Saint or not

if anything happens tonight, just please make sure you wear a coat. I'd hate for you to catch a cold. :sad:

[S0S]

FRRRUNNNNNNKIISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

:bye:

[Dougie Brootal]

what the fuck?!?! is that really necessary?:wacko:

[BoondockSaint]

You can't be that dumb.

[Marc with a c]

i took yoga for three years, and took down my familys annual nude twister tourney two of the three years bitches.

[Marc with a c]

ban hippo before you go

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ban hippo before you go

words hurt

[Tall_James]

These clementines are fucking awesome.

[sailor]

Fuck Mount St. Michael.

i've never agreed more with anything on this board

[IamPixie]

why do we need to know about each other's poo?

[Marc with a c]

everything comes down to poo

[Dougie Brootal]

i gotta poop too, but you dont see me startin threads about it!

[Tall_James]

John McCain's wife is HAWT!!!!!!

[DiabloSammich]

I'm sorry everyone, that's not like me.



Felt good though.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

no one and I mean NO ONE gives a flying fuck about your silly lunch report

no offense

[DiabloSammich]

no one and I mean NO ONE gives a flying fuck about your silly lunch report

no offense

Shhhhhhhhh, you'll rooooooon it.

[AngelAmy]

everything comes down to poo

from the top of your head to the sole of your shoe

[thejives]

from your mouth to god's ear.

[IamPixie]

that's mine too

[thejives]

I wish pixie had the same happy place

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Un-fucking-believable !

[sailor]

well it's a good thing dave wasn't apologizing to you.

[sailor]

snow implies cold

[thejives]

I swear to god I'm an athiest.

[IamPixie]

creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep

[mikeyboy]

creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep creep
:(

[IamPixie]

:(

wholesome
wholesome
wholesome
wholesome
wholesome
wholesome
wholesome
wholesome
wholesome

[Marc with a c]

fuck. so i have to be up at 2:30am to get to listen to that?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

fucking awful call, that was a touchdown, Chargers were robbed

[sailor]

fuck. so i have to be up at 2:30am to get to listen to that?

there's a link or two to the audio.

fucking awful call, that was a touchdown, Chargers were robbed

you were wrong both times you posted this.

[Marc with a c]

there's a link or two to the audio.

hook it up beardo

[sailor]

hook it up beardo

Certainly.... this is the audio of the apology segment. :)

http://media.putfile.com/RnF-Apologies


(thanks to OnAPartyCock from WB for posting the link....)

whoop.

[Marc with a c]

thank you sailor

[BoondockSaint]

I should have just flushed the money down the toilet.

[DiabloSammich]

thank you sailor


So, how many times have you said that?

[Hottub]

BIG BLUE!!!:thumbup:

[Chris from TX]

I don't think this thread conveys the gravity of this tragedy.

Ugh

[sailor]

the constant need to point out what's a bit is tiring (especially when it's obvious).

[underdog]

the constant need to point out what's a bit is tiring (especially when it's obvious).

Is this a new bit you're doing?

[EliSnow]

the constant need to point out what's a bit is tiring (especially when it's obvious).

I agree. We need some originality. So for now on, I'll post this instead:

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/990/15005571.JPG

[sailor]

I agree. We need some originality. So for now on, I'll post this instead:

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/990/15005571.JPG

that's a bit!

[DiabloSammich]

that's a bit!


I don't know... it just seems so real....but I have been fooled before. Dont' forget the Midnight Bridle!

[Marc with a c]

girlfriend? what does this have to do with paige?

[DiabloSammich]

That's not even an oxymoron.

[BoondockSaint]

I'd go to the Trust No One party.

[mikeyboy]

I saw the movie version of that idea.

It was called "The Warriors".

It didn't go well.

[Dougie Brootal]

this will all stop if you just admit that you're john mayer. not in the secrets thread!!!!

[mikeyboy]

I love this thread. It's like a secret code that only the people who spend far too much time here can understand.

[Hottub]

I'd rather just ban him. Oh well.

[EliSnow]

Maybe
A Dingo
Ate His
Lunch Report







Yes? No?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

If my very first post was on that thread, I would just have to slit my rube wrists.

[sailor]

gvac's a hermaphrodite?

[Chigworthy]

Is that what you call a vibrator?

[Chigworthy]

Does it make you hallucinate and not want to march on savages?

[Marc with a c]

we should all show up and just stomp some heads.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

if we have a unity party, it will be great to see all 6 members from your board

[BoondockSaint]

Leave the jackass, take the cannolis.

[DiabloSammich]

"Men are intimidated by me."

[IamPixie]

I wanna hug.

[WampusCrandle]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tiger%20Hug.jpg

just for you, pixie

[thejives]

I hope someone photoshops that pic justjon asked for.

[IamPixie]

http://www.all4humor.com/images/files/Tiger%20Hug.jpg

just for you, pixie

but....I dun wanna get mauled

[Hottub]

Who are you, again?







:happy:

[Marc with a c]

there are to many person abpoe me and below things going on today.

[IamPixie]

founder of this thread.

[IamPixie]

you guys suck...i thought it was funny.

[Gvac]

you guys suck...i thought it was funny.

Ha! I got it!

[thejives]

Oh my god this is crazy. If the mods ever find out we are so screwed!

[Team_Ramrod]

I got nothing

[IamPixie]

Well that fucking really pissed me off.

[Gvac]

Man, sometimes it's so fucking hard to hold my tongue and resist telling it like it is.

[sailor]

Man, sometimes it's so fucking hard to hold my tongue and resist telling it like it is.

http://www.aeispeakers.com/images/headshots/Noble-Gil.jpg

[reillyluck]

better in here.

Good bye.

[GonzoStyle]

Man, sometimes it's so fucking hard to hold my tongue and resist telling it like it is.

In the end it's almost not worth it and better to just ignore it but I also can't help it most times.

[IamPixie]

maybe it's one of those weeks.

[dougiebrootal]

maybe your face is one of those weeks
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:

[IamPixie]

maybe your face is one of those weeks
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:
:smoke:

what the hell are you talking about? make more sense

[Dougie Brootal]

this doesnt make any sense!

[GonzoStyle]

your face doesn't make any sense!

:smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke::smoke:: smoke:

[Cleophus James]

http://www.efuse.com/What_s_New/two-cents-worth2.jpg

[dougiebrootal]

your joke stealing doesnt make any sense.

[dougiebrootal]

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/-/The-Sixth-Sense-Movie-Poster-C10053518.jpeg

[Cleophus James]

http://www.acmecompany.com/stock_thumbnails/12034.sense_of_smell.jpg

[Cleophus James]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1256/537558764_98a0cb935f.jpg?v=0
and I'm spent

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.efuse.com/What_s_New/two-cents-worth2.jpg

you mind if I steal this for a sig picture

[Marc with a c]

you mind if I steal this for a sig picture

you should get a tattoo instead

[King Hippos Bandaid]

you should get a tattoo instead

I am a chicken

the only tattoos I use, come with gum

[buzzard]

I don't need to say that!

[Cleophus James]

you mind if I steal this for a sig picture
this is America, steal whatever you want.

[BoondockSaint]

I'm still laughing at the NASCAR line.

[Marc with a c]

and what the fuck is the deal with the "tall" being the small size? im outraged.

[IamPixie]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent001.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent037.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent059.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Stop being a dick!

[thejives]

and what the fuck is the deal with the "tall" being the small size? im outraged.

I used to work there, and I hated dealing with that.
Especially since tall is the least expensive on the menu so the real cheap people thought they were getting some fabulous deal.

Couldn't get out of there quick enough.

[IamPixie]

you all have jokes....

[Gvac]

It seemed like a such a good idea to drink a bottle of Pinot Noir after a few scotches last night...

[sailor]

scott norwood was feelin' good there for a few minutes.

[DiabloSammich]

Why does my groin hurt? What the hell happened last night?

[drjoek]

Red Rocks amphitheater
Get it Red... Rocks!!

[DiabloSammich]

I'm don't know, but I'm sure you'll blame it on the mexicans.

[Marc with a c]

if anybody misses you with a paintball there is a good chance they are blind.

[sailor]

if anybody misses you with a paintball there is a good chance they are blind.

it's sad how mikeyboy's been letting himself go.