Post Purgatory

[Gvac]

This is the best I could do on such short notice

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d16/TheQuestion202/GayDon.jpg

[hammersavage]

Someone wanna lick me up to what threads ya'll are bitching about? I really don't feel like going through the threads.

You gotta proofread around these creeps, lady.

[hammersavage]

This is the best I could do on such short notice

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d16/TheQuestion202/GayDon.jpg

Best you could do? That's what I was looking for. I'll give you the honors to unleash it if you'd like.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

what's so gay about a sleeping bag by itself?

[ToiletCrusher]

Is that like this?

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exactly like that. Fantastic!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

You gotta proofread around these creeps, lady.

I was going to comment but I wasn't sure if it was some confounded vernacular that hasn't yet reached my ear

[Tenbatsuzen]

Don Rigo Cigars - dry, so bring lots of lube.

[DiabloSammich]

Yeah, I've been a real bitch for the past month or so.



I hear ya. Living with 2009 Matty must be hell.

[Thebazile78]

Locked threads:

* I support drunk posting (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77228)
* I support DandyCandy (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77224)
* I support Hottub (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77225)

Not locked threads devolving into cesspools:

* I support Christopher Robert (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77058)
* I support MafiaLifeChris (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77223)
* I am NOT Gay (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77166)

If I missed any, Greg can add whatever ones I may have missed.

[EliSnow]

I think a tiger who attacks a person should be put down, even if the person was an idiot who walked into the tiger's cage dripping in blood. However the person is still an idiot.

[MisterSmith]

You bunch of jackasses. Why do we need all these retarded threads for one lame, hack joke?

[CofyCrakCocaine]

cesspools are fun on the weekend, not so much during the work week.

[RoseBlood]

You gotta proofread around these creeps, lady.
You are too quick and I don't proofread on message boards.. deal with it grammar nazi's. :tongue:

[Thebazile78]

I hear ya. Living with 2009 Matty must be hell.

No, actually, it's not so bad. His turning over a new leaf has made me actually consider going to events now that I'm tolerably sure I won't be embarrassed.

It's living with 2009 Liz that's a pain!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

I think a tiger who attacks a person should be put down, even if the person was an idiot who walked into the tiger's cage dripping in blood. However the person is still an idiot.

your analogy fails to move me, sir. over-ruled.

[Gvac]

Locked threads:

* I support drunk posting (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77228)
* I support DandyCandy (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77224)
* I support Hottub (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77225)

Not locked threads devolving into cesspools:

* I support Christopher Robert (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77058)
* I support MafiaLifeChris (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77223)
* I am NOT Gay (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77166)

If I missed any, Greg can add whatever ones I may have missed.


I think you pretty much covered it!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

You are too quick and I don't proofread on message boards.. deal with it grammar nazi's. :tongue:

I don't think the mistake you made was a grammatical one. More like Freudian.

[Gvac]

This is the best I could do on such short notice

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d16/TheQuestion202/GayDon.jpg

Best you could do? That's what I was looking for. I'll give you the honors to unleash it if you'd like.

It's all yours brother!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ok you are getting hated and drawing mega heat


dont think you are a Heel like NWO Hogan, who was loved but can get people to hate them


you suck and you are hated, meaning people get extremely angry at the hurt feelings, the unwitty and semi moronic comebacks , the name change after getting abuse, the 2nd name change after being thrown in the barrel again by your actions

if you could just run with a bit and stay in the barrel, maybe people would like you

[ToiletCrusher]

Locked threads:

* I support drunk posting (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77228)
* I support DandyCandy (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77224)
* I support Hottub (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77225)

Not locked threads devolving into cesspools:

* I support Christopher Robert (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77058)
* I support MafiaLifeChris (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77223)
* I am NOT Gay (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77166)

If I missed any, Greg can add whatever ones I may have missed.

I think you pretty much covered it!

I made a 'most hated poster' thread that got deleted, not just locked.

[DiabloSammich]

your analogy fails to move me, sir. over-ruled.




Tee hee. You said anal.

[lleeder]

He's Nwo Horace Hogan.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

He's Nwo Horace Hogan.

:lol:

agreed

[Tenbatsuzen]

Do you have any idea how hard you have to work to be more hated than me?

[Tenbatsuzen]

He's Nwo Horace Hogan.

He's Syxx. Instead of Hansen's Energy Drink, he's got cigars.

[Thebazile78]

Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool! Cesspool!

[DiabloSammich]

Do you have any idea how hard you have to work to be more hated than me?


Chris is definitely putting on a clinic tonight, and showing the proven veterans that he is a force to be reckoned with.

[EliSnow]

He's Syxx. Instead of Hansen's Energy Drink, he's got cigars.

That means there's going to be a sex video?!!!

[ToiletCrusher]

That means there's going to be a sex video?!!!

End of internet 1.0 if that happens!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Chris is definitely putting on a clinic tonight, and showing the proven veterans that he is a force to be reckoned with.


in his defense it may be his time of the month


a Period would only acceptable excuse for this debacle

[DiabloSammich]

I've never felt the need to use the iSpy button to keep up before.

This place is rocking.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

On second thought, that last post of mine should have gone here.

[hammersavage]

I'd go as far as to say rockin' and rollin' and what not.

[Gvac]

I've never felt the need to use the iSpy button to keep up before.

This place is rocking.

Drama sells, my friend!

[Thebazile78]

I made a 'most hated poster' thread that got deleted, not just locked.

Oh no, these were just from tonight.

[ToiletCrusher]

Oh no, these were just from tonight.

oof. mine was a couple weeks ago

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Drama sells, my friend!

yet No One will buy anything from Mafia Life

[MisterSmith]

I am desperately craving fruit right now, but I think the closest thing I have in the apartment is maple syrup. :down:


OK, technically spaghetti sauce is probably closer, but it is savory and not sweet.

[Don Stugots]

towlie is a funny fuck

[hammersavage]

If you picked 2 hrs and 1 min, you win!

[Don Stugots]

with all he gives you to work with, picking on the girl is not needed.

[3Setsof10]

I'll just leave this here then. I hate when things get stopped right when they get started...

So to you, since I posted a "hey look at me, im an attention whore" thread, that warrented a pile on, correct? Or better yet, it provoked ppl to say bad things about my girlfriend's personal struggles with addiction, or weight problems?

Help me understand.

Hey dipshit, if you didn't constantly draw attention to her problems, NO ONE WOULD BRING THEM UP.

Why is it that she has the need to drug herself since she's been around you, BTW?

YOU provoked the comments from people. YOU make the threats, YOU make the attention whoring threads, and YOU cry victim when YOU get what YOU deserve.

YOU are really really fucking stupid.

[RoseBlood]

Nice way to disrespect real rape victim everywhere ass.
Does it help your claim if i said you were asking for it.

[Gvac]

Surprise surprise! The thread that was headed for disaster got locked!!!

Good thing the mods headed off the silly spoof threads at the pass, though, and let that one deteriorate into a thread of threats, personal attacks, and insults!

WHEW!

We're lucky to have them here!!!

[hammersavage]

I'll just leave this here then. I hate when things get stopped right when they get started...



Hey dipshit, if you didn't constantly draw attention to her problems, NO ONE WOULD BRING THEM UP.

Why is it that she has the need to drug herself since she's been around you, BTW?

YOU provoked the comments from people. YOU make the threats, YOU make the attention whoring threads, and YOU cry victim when YOU get what YOU deserve.

YOU are really really fucking stupid.

If you get this thread locked, we'll beat you with a sack of hot nickels.

[Friday]

how will you heat the nickels?

[3Setsof10]

Sorry, but I put 15 seconds of HARD WORK into that, and it's disappointing when it could have gone to waste.

[hammersavage]

I'll keep the sock full in my crotch when I go out tonight. It should help with the chicks and warm them up nice.

[Don Stugots]

how will you heat the nickels?

hair dryer.

[Friday]

these "visitors" we have whenever a MLC thread is in full force are kind of a sad reminder of why so many people could not stand the old FBA and why so many dislike the FTBFBA boards for their mean reputation.

at least some of the .net rumblers are functional members of .net society before they get nasty in threads.

[EliSnow]

hair dryer.

I would have said rectum.

[Hottub]

I would have said rectum.

Not really shocked by that one..

[Tenbatsuzen]

I just threw Matty 2008 into the fireplace and beat him with a poker.

Sorry about that.

[Don Stugots]

I would have said rectum.

i was trying to get rid of some of the gay around here tonight.

[drjoek]

Its locked so I'll
Say it here bravo Towelie.

[ToiletCrusher]

these "visitors" we have whenever a MLC thread is in full force are kind of a sad reminder of why so many people could not stand the old FBA and why so many dislike the FTBFBA boards for their mean reputation.

at least some of the .net rumblers are functional members of .net society before they get nasty in threads.

agreed. I made an innocent post about MLC in his "not gay" thread and got met with what I thought was an attack. However sarcasm cannot be read easily through posts. I was mistaken.

[hammersavage]

Ok, no more use of the word 'rape' for a while, please???

[ToiletCrusher]

Ok, no more use of the word 'rape' for a while, please???

not a nice word.

[MisterSmith]

I would have said rectum.

...damn near killed um.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Ok, no more use of the word 'rape' for a while, please???

But I just had a nice side dish of broccoli rape sauteeing.

[EliSnow]

I would have said rectum.

Not every one can be a LOTD.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i was trying to get rid of some of the gay around here tonight.

Aren't you the source of that?

[mikeyboy]

towlie is a funny fuck

yeah, he is.

[Don Stugots]

Aren't you the source of that?


sometimes.

yeah, he is.

mikeyboy agreed with me! write it on a rock

[mikeyboy]

sometimes.



mikeyboy agreed with me! write it on a rock

Should I twitter it?

[Don Stugots]

Should I twitter it?


only if your heart tells you to.

[mikeyboy]

only if your heart tells you to.

Done.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Should I twitter it?

The stories of your mercy and wisdom will be passed among the generations of Fridays.

[Thebazile78]

The stories of your mercy and wisdom will be passed among the generations of Fridays.

Um, dude, I think you've got something on your nose...

[ToiletCrusher]

There is much hate on the board tonight!

[Friday]

There is much hate on the board tonight!

it's complimenting my pms like a fine wine.....

[ToiletCrusher]

it's complimenting my pms like a fine wine.....

I guess that means you have none of that hate for me!

[Friday]

I guess that means you have none of that hate for me!

you are still golden in my book.... you let me use your passed out pics as my avatar! :p

[ToiletCrusher]

you are still golden in my book.... you let me use your passed out pics as my avatar! :p

I never agreed to nothing! :clap:

[~Katja~]

So smarter than a black child, but dumber than an asian child?
Those asian kids are pretty fucking smart, dude. They do math and shit in the womb.
most would consider that a German fetus

[underdog]

Towlie kills me.

[MisterSmith]

Am I fucking invisible or somehow on everybody's Ignore list? This is getting really troublesome and frustrating.

[mikeyboy]

Am I fucking invisible or somehow on everybody's Ignore list? This is getting really troublesome and frustrating.

Is anybody else seeing a completely blank post here? Weird.

[GregoryJoseph]

Am I fucking invisible? This is getting really troublesome and frustrating.

I can teach you how to use it as an advantage...

[MisterSmith]

Is anybody else seeing a completely blank post here? Weird.

:lol: You bastard. :laugh:

[MisterSmith]

I can teach you how to use it as an advantage...

That may prove useful... :wink:

[JerseyRich]

Don't stare in my window.
You might not like what you see.

[GregoryJoseph]

That may prove useful... :wink:

Indeed. :wink:

[Pasta E Fagioli]

Indeed. :wink:

want to be friends? You seem enlightened.

[mikeyboy]

want to be friends? You seem enlightened.

Want to be friends? You seem delicious.

[Tenbatsuzen]

The saddest thing about tonight is that Marc with a C wasn't here to see it.

[GregoryJoseph]

want to be friends? You seem enlightened.

Of course we can be friends.

Only if I meet you face to face, though.

Internet people scare me.

[razorboy]

Of course we can be friends.

Only if I meet you face to face, though.

Internet people scare me.

What about internet pasta and beans?

[midwestjeff]

Frankly, after four years, I'm surprised he still has any interest in you at all.

[Don Stugots]

yes you do.

[Gvac]

Don't you hate when you send a PM to an administrator of the site and they ignore you?

"Fuck him...as long as he keeps coming here and I can get advertising dollars in my pocket."

It's really pathetic.

Too busy to answer a PM but not too busy to Twitter every 5 fucking seconds.

Jerkoff.

[drjoek]

Am I the only person who cringes everytime he post?

[Furtherman]

Dougie!

I hope I didn't get you in trouble! :laugh:

[Dougie Brootal]

Dougie!

I hope I didn't get you in trouble! :laugh:

hahaha no i think shes okay!

[Furtherman]

hahaha no i think shes okay!

wtf is a bit?! hahahahaha

[Don Stugots]

Its the dumb drama that goes on all this week that makes me stay on facebook and twitter.

[JerseyRich]

I don't want to seem creepy but I think we're in the sexiest time of Ron and Fez...

At least .net is.

Who cares if lots of chicks got married, I think they're all still sexy as hell!

[sailor]

I don't want to seem creepy but I think we're in the sexiest time of Ron and Fez...

At least .net is.

Who cares if lots of chicks got married, I think they're all still sexy as hell!

failed

[JerseyRich]

failed

Don't be a jealous bitch.

[Don Stugots]

Jerseyrich's beard alone makes this the sexist time in .net history.

[underdog]

IT IS A JOKE THREAD, YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

Jesus christ. There are some dumb people around anymore.

[EliSnow]

Does it have a laugh track?

[RoseBlood]

Lord help me if that's a recent pic (circa 2001) as I like to think my fashion sense as improved over the years.

[hammersavage]

Impeccable fashion sense since day 1.

[hammersavage]

Now a post is being compared to gang rape. What the fuck is up with some people in this place?

[EliSnow]

Stupid double negatives.

[hammersavage]

Getting braces on Halloween might be the cruelest thing you can do to a kid. Jeez...

[Don Stugots]

Now a post is being compared to gang rape. What the fuck is up with some people in this place?

they are retarded?

[drjoek]

Getting braces on Halloween might be the cruelest thing you can do to a kid. Jeez...

I have so few things in life to revel in, why you gotta hate?:tongue:

[lleeder]

they are retarded?

they are retarded!

[Thebazile78]

Getting braces on Halloween might be the cruelest thing you can do to a kid. Jeez...

I think I was even more pissed about it being earthworm dissection day in science class.

[drjoek]

I hereby nominate Don Stugots for most cluttered post window.

[razorboy]

This may be the final nail in the board character coffin.


Okay, it won't, but a boy can dream.

[Furtherman]

I hereby nominate Don Stugots for most cluttered post window.

Seriously, what is this, wackbag?

[Don Stugots]

I hereby nominate Don Stugots for most cluttered post window.

ummmm. how is the view from your glass house?

[mikeyboy]

ummmm. how is the view from your glass house?

He can totally see Hippo throwing those stones at him.

[sailor]

He can totally see Hippo throwing those stones at him.

hahahaha

[epo]

I think I just fell in love with ginger ale all over again.

[RhinoinMN]

I think I just fell in love with ginger ale all over again.

Got any crackers?

[epo]

Got any crackers?

No, but I do have plenty of irish whiskey.

[weekapaugjz]

I think I just fell in love with ginger ale all over again.

its my favorite.

No, but I do have plenty of irish whiskey.

i wish i could join in with ya. i like it with canadian club.

[epo]

its my favorite.

i wish i could join in with ya. i like it with canadian club.

I've got a Tullamore Dew & ginger ale right now. So damned tasty.

[weekapaugjz]

I've got a Tullamore Dew & ginger ale right now. So damned tasty.

jealousy, night and day you tempt me, jealousy...

[epo]

jealousy, night and day you tempt me, jealousy...

Drop on over to Milwaukee. I'll hook ya up.

[RhinoinMN]

jealousy, night and day you torture me, jealousy...
.

[weekapaugjz]

Drop on over to Milwaukee. I'll hook ya up.

stuck at work, or i would. my chicks best friend lives there and she went to see her this summer. she wants to go back, ill go with.

[hammersavage]

I think I just fell in love with ginger balls all over again.

I'll tell Dave the great news.

[sailor]

anyone else wonder if hippo is drunk? his posts are a mess. yes, i mean more than usual.

[hammersavage]

He's drunk on free food.

[epo]

anyone else wonder if hippo is drunk? his posts are a mess. yes, i mean more than usual.

I always just assume that fact.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

im sober now

:drunk:

[RoseBlood]

i'm comin'!
too easy :innocent:

[JerseyRich]

I had 3 Captain and Cokes and made it home without puking. I deserve a medal.

[weekapaugjz]

I had 3 Captain and Cokes and made it home without puking. I deserve a medal.

are you a woman?

[JerseyRich]

are you a woman?

A baby. There's a difference.

[Friday]

simpleton


god i do like that word. ha.

[Friday]

too easy :innocent:

is it?

http://www.bmwboard.com/forum/images/smilies/icon_smile_headscratch.gif

[Don Stugots]

that was a great line, more so when you see who you said it to.

[sailor]

i can't wait to see if that becomes an epic thread or an epic fail.

[hammersavage]

I had 3 Captain and Cokes and made it home without puking. I deserve a medal.

You broke your cherry! Atta boy kid.

[disneyspy]

i can't wait to see if that becomes an epic thread or an epic fail.

i guess me and crazed are the only ones who like crap rap

[hammersavage]

I'd kill for a dunkaroo right now

[lleeder]

I'd kill for a dunkaroo right now

The icing to cookie ratio is brilliant.

[hammersavage]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/mjcp/dunkaroo.jpg

Just looking at 'em gets me moist.

[RoseBlood]

"In my day, we didn't have static to moan too and we liked it."

[RoseBlood]

I was going to ask what a Dunkaroo was.

[hammersavage]

Someone explain to Grandpa how to use this fickle internet so he can get his favorite records.

Back when music was music, women would keep their traps shut and blacks knew their role. THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!!!!!!!

[JerseyRich]

I wish you all knew the sensitive and loving Gvac that I know.

Not the senile, crabby, bad taste in music Gvac that you all see on a daily basis.

[Gvac]

Someone explain to Grandpa how to use this fickle internet so he can get his favorite records.

Back when music was music, women would keep their traps shut and blacks knew their role. THOSE WERE THE DAYS!!!!!!!!

Don't be surly just because you grew up in an age where boys were raised to be "sensitive."

In my day, that meant gay!

[JerseyRich]

Don't be surly just because you grew up in an age where boys were raised to be "sensitive."

In my day, that meant gay!

Eh...go Neti Pot something.

[jauble]

Don't be surly just because you grew up in an age where boys were raised to be "sensitive."

In my day, that meant gay!

Yeah but in your day gay meant happy.

[Gvac]

My left knee is hurting again.

Damn rheumatism!

[Gvac]

I haven't had one of those hungry man breakfasts since I was in Tennessee.

I'd kill for pancakes, eggs, and bacon right now.

[sailor]

i guess me and crazed are the only ones who like crap rap

and lleeder. now i can't tell if his posts saved it or made it seem pathetic.

it was a ballsy thread attempt either way.

[lleeder]

Who called with that awful question yesterday? "Were there any blowups on the set like with Christian Bale?" Why do people need to reference something that just recently happened and think its the norm for all society? Where they sitting home thinking I have the greatest question/pop culture tie-in ever? I know its a bit of an overeaction by me but that one really annoyed me.

[lleeder]

I tried my best to save it.

[sailor]

I tried my best to save it.

sailure? that's not helping anyone.

[ChrisTheCop]

I invite all of you to a last minute breakfast on me!!!
between the hours of 8am and noon today!!!
COME ONE COME ALL! Itll be a great time!!!

[Judge Smails]

i guess me and crazed are the only ones who like crap rap

I just saw it and saw that I got a nice mention. I was going to throw something together, but now that I see that it's been deemed a failure I'm going to distance myself from it.

[disneyspy]

i coulda come up with alot of crap raps
lleeder my man on the can
eats the mcburrito they call me stan

[jauble]

i coulda come up with alot of crap raps
lleeder my man on the can
eats the mcburrito they call me stan

Maybe you should go lie down for awhile.

[lleeder]

sailure? that's not helping anyone.

It is in the crazed making up words style. I was only following directions.

[disneyspy]

It is in the crazed making up words style. I was only following directions.

its sad when only one other poster gets it

[drjoek]

Thank god for board characters. Huh?

[hammersavage]

Thank I Am The Lord Your God for board characters. Huh?

fixed.

[hammersavage]

Now we get polish spam?

[drjoek]

fixed.


:thumbup:

[Friday]

I invite all of you to a last minute breakfast on me!!!
between the hours of 8am and noon today!!!
COME ONE COME ALL! Itll be a great time!!!

I can't believe I missed this!

[JerseyRich]

Hopefully this will cheer a sad Friday up today. I know Mr. Handsome is sick but perhaps a silly animation to make you laugh or smile.

http://richstillwell.com/images/richnewpants.gif

[weekapaugjz]

that's hilarious.

[hammersavage]

This may cheer her up but it made me cry.


with pleasure

[JerseyRich]

that's hilarious.

And color coordinated! :)

[weekapaugjz]

And color coordinated! :)

where do you usually go snowboarding?

[JerseyRich]

where do you usually go snowboarding?

I've never actually been snowboarding anywhere but golf courses and shit, but I've been skiing a few times and I plan on going soonly.

Either NY, PA or Vernon, NJ

[weekapaugjz]

I've never actually been snowboarding anywhere but golf courses and shit, but I've been skiing a few times and I plan on going soonly.

Either NY, PA or Vernon, NJ

cool, well if you ever make it to western new york, there is a pretty decent place. and toiletcrusher has mentioned he has a cabin at the place. just sayin.

ive only been to blue mountain down in that area and it was always icy as shit.

[Friday]

it's hypnotic.

i can't stop watching...

:happy:

[TheQuestion]

I am honored that Bronx Johnny thanked me personally.

[sailor]

anyone else think that thread was "kids exchange"?

[Friday]

anyone else think that thread was "kids exchange"?

yes!!!

thank you lol

[DiabloSammich]

I don't know what bothers me more.

The fact that he's posting here on a pretty regular basis, or the fact that I'm actually laughing at his posts.

[Gvac]

Fuck you fucksticks right in your fucking fuckholes.

[Don Stugots]

He is on the ignore list so for me its the former.

[weekapaugjz]

Fuck you fucksticks right in your fucking fuckholes.

i wish you would...

[hammersavage]

Fuck you fucksticks right in your fucking fuckholes.

You kiss my mother with that mouth?

[spoon]

too easy :innocent:

That's what he said.

http://beingamomisgreat.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/michael-scott-steve-carell.png?w=269&h=401

[hammersavage]

You go snowboarding on golf courses?

I like how spoon posts 5 times in a row rather than respond to multiple posts in just one. That is how you build a post count my friend.

[spoon]

You go snowboarding on golf courses?

I like how spoon posts 5 times in a row rather than respond to multiple posts in just one. That is how you build a post count my friend.

That was one buddy! Wrong thread fucko.

And usually it's bc I'd rather read a thread and respond by each as opposed to multiquoting 5 different things that don't relate.

[weekapaugjz]

your posts are unreadable.

[Friday]

http://www.lifecompassaustralia.com.au/images/scream1-websmall.JPG

[mikeyboy]

That was one buddy! Wrong thread fucko.

And usually it's bc I'd rather read a thread and respond by each as opposed to multiquoting 5 different things that don't relate.

...and then you've responded half a dozen times before you get to the post that says "everybody knock it off" :tongue:.

[sailor]

barefaced (http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/baldfaced.html)

[lleeder]

This dude must live in one bedroom with no kitchen.

[midwestjeff]

I prefer the phrase "shit in your cornflakes".

[RoseBlood]

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[Friday]

creep.

[hammersavage]

My ears be ringin'

[jauble]

I need to sleep...I wish I was tired.

[razorboy]

Jesus Christ, you are all fucking elderly. I can read the posts on this board just to get a completely unnecessary dose of youth.

[spoon]

...and then you've responded half a dozen times before you get to the post that says "everybody knock it off" :tongue:.

You damn lawyers always see through my devious plans! Grrrr.

[EliSnow]

Now I'm blushing.

[Freitag]

I'm beginning to realize that all the hate I released in 2008 towards certain people is now being re-focused on others in 2009.

[EliSnow]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_LeWNiWTZxCw/SBzI5AZpS9I/AAAAAAAAAW8/T4SYsXAB8Jo/s320/clashgiveemenoughrope.jpg

[Freitag]

I know what you're going for, but I don't think people here are saavy enough to understand the implication.

[Don Stugots]

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[epo]

I shed no tears.

[Snoogans]

I shed no tears.

Finally took our advice:
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11065699/Johnson_Johnson_Baby_Shampoo.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

i still use that shampoo

[hammersavage]

Conditioner is better!

[RhinoinMN]

i still use that shampoo

Is yours chinese?

[jauble]

5000

I officially suck at real life.

[BlackSpider]

5000

I officially suck at real life.

congrats...

[spoon]

11297 O'Doyle Rules.

[jauble]

11297 O'Doyle Rules.

I've got a feeling that one day you and your whole family is going down.

[Hottub]

I'm a softie.

http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1228_sad_person_crying.gif

[ToiletCrusher]

Is yours chinese?

I can only hop it has lead in it!

[mikeyboy]

I'm a softie.

http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1228_sad_person_crying.gif

...not for Nancy Grace

[jauble]

...not for Nancy Grace

[/Rimshot]

[Hottub]

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[Friday]

I'm a softie.

http://www.clipartof.com/images/emoticons/xsmall2/1228_sad_person_crying.gif

and now i am crying again!

thanks, tubbie :wub:

[ToiletCrusher]

and now i am crying again!

thanks, tubbie :wub:

but smile, cause you're on candid camera!

[Hottub]

and now i am crying again!

thanks, tubbie :wub:

Oh shit. Now I am too. With KC by my feet.:glurps:

[jauble]

Ok so I am looking at two movies right now that I haven't watched before for one reason or another and I don't know which to watch tonight so a little help would be nice.

A. Natural Born Killers

or

B. Glengarry GlenRoss

[Gvac]

Ok so I am looking at two movies right now that I haven't watched before for one reason or another and I don't know which to watch tonight so a little help would be nice.

A. Natural Born Killers

or

B. Glengarry GlenRoss

B.

[epo]

Ok so I am looking at two movies right now that I haven't watched before for one reason or another and I don't know which to watch tonight so a little help would be nice.

A. Natural Born Killers

or

B. Glengarry GlenRoss

Easy. Glengarry Glen Ross.

Coffee is for closers.

[hammersavage]

Glengarry GlenRoss.

You aren't a man til you've watched it.

[mikeyboy]

B.

yep

[jauble]

B.

Easy. Glengarry Glen Ross.

Coffee is for closers.

Glengarry GlenRoss.

You aren't a man til you've watched it.

yep

This is what I was leaning towards and the response confirmed it.

[disneyspy]

hey jauble,all i have are hot dog buns,whats the best wat to make hamburger hotdogs?

[BlackSpider]

hey jauble,all i have are hot dog buns,whats the best wat to make hamburger hotdogs?

roll the thawed patties in the shape of a dog,
cook them that way...

[jauble]

hey jauble,all i have are hot dog buns,whats the best wat to make hamburger hotdogs?

Or make long flat rectangle burgers and use two opened hotdog buns as the bread around the meat.

[disneyspy]

i rolled em into weiner shape,they look pretty good

[~Katja~]

it's wIEner... wEIners are cry babies...

[disneyspy]

it's wIEner... wEIners are cry babies...

god you're hot

[~Katja~]

god you're hot

I guess that's better than kinda hot :P

[hammersavage]

So I'm watching Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise as I do, and during a long pan shot while the nerds are on the beach, Lamar is making a man in the sand. During the shot, he is using the shovel to make a really long cock.

I was stunned.

[west milly Tom]

So I'm watching Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise as I do, and during a long pan shot while the nerds are on the beach, Lamar is making a man in the sand. During the shot, he is using the shovel to make a really long cock.

I was stunned.



Nobody throws a javelin like that.

[hammersavage]

But Wormser designed the javelin for Lamar's limp-wristed throwing style.

[Slumbag]

Nobody throws a javelin like that.

It was a special javelin. Those dorks made it to fit Lamars limp wristed throwing style.
It's science.

EDIT: SECOND TIME THIS FUCKING WEEK I've done this Hammer.
My bad again.

[hammersavage]

Listen, you are obviously hilarious. Just a minute too late with your wit.

[hammersavage]

Hotter 80's movie chick than Betty Childs?

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4221/juliamontgomery07bp7.jpg

I submit there is not.

[Slumbag]

Hotter 80's movie chick than Betty Childs?

http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4221/juliamontgomery07bp7.jpg

I submit there is not.

Dude, I never thought Betty was super hot.
I was more a Courtney Thorne Smith, Nerds in Paradise kinda guy.

But Pheobe Cates is the big winner.

[hammersavage]

CTS was amazing in II. But I think I prefer her in Summer School.

http://www.celebroundup.com/wp-content/uploads/courtney-thorne-smith/courtney-thorne-smith-002.jpg

Pheobe Cates is amazing. But I almost thinks she's too beautiful to be an 80's movie chick.

I submit Jake Ryan's girlfriend in Sixteen Candles ftw.

http://www.celebritiesbase.info/pics/pic_925_1_fa732.jpg

[Slumbag]

Pheobe Cates is amazing. But I almost thinks she's too beautiful to be an 80's movie chick.

I submit Jake Ryan's girlfriend in Sixteen Candles ftw.

http://www.celebritiesbase.info/pics/pic_925_1_fa732.jpg
She was great. And easy, apparently.

If Pheobe Cates is out, I'm gonna go the hot girl from Teen Wolf.
http://lh3.ggpht.com/prettywomanforever8/R_z-PYHpAnI/AAAAAAAAAiU/yoho2sA6kYA/s400/wolf.jpg

[hammersavage]

You win.

[PapaBear]

I submit Jake Ryan's girlfriend in Sixteen Candles ftw.

http://www.celebritiesbase.info/pics/pic_925_1_fa732.jpg


Hey! This reminds me of THIS POST (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2106881).

[ToiletCrusher]

me sleepy. good night peeps!

[hammersavage]

The blond in Teen Wolf is 100x hotter than Boof. What an idiot Scott is.

[Thebazile78]

it's wIEner... wEIners are cry babies...

No, actually it's whiners, but who's nitpicking?

(And can we get a homophone dictionary out for everyone else? Because the confusion between "peak" and "peek" that seems to exist around here is driving me up the wall this week.)

[Judge Smails]

week or weak?

[JerseyRich]

(And can we get a homophone dictionary out for everyone else? Because the confusion between "peak" and "peek" that seems to exist around here is driving me up the wall this week.)
Is that what Fez uses to call friends?
:nono: