Post Purgatory

[hammersavage]

Nothing is better than Al Davis.

[PapaBear]

Nothing is better than Al Davis.
That reminds me... I was shocked last week when Ron said owners don't have much effect on a team, other than to hire a general manager (besides Al Davis). Any Redskins fan can dispute that with a passion.

[epo]

I wonder how long it will be until we see the heel turn?

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm very very tired.

[ToiletCrusher]

time to boot into windows.

[Freitag]

I wonder how long it will be until we see the heel turn?

When you see the "Beautiful Day" videos start playing on the board.

[razorboy]

When people with shitty board bits resurrect shitty board characters. Ugh.

[Freitag]

Disregarding that is another sign of 2009 Matty.

[Friday]

i don't know why guys ever have anything but long penises.

[Don Stugots]

i don't know why guys ever have anything but long penises.

some of us look better with short penises.


HEY!

[epo]

some of us look better with short penises.

It looks good on you...no seriously it does.

[DiabloSammich]

Oh, Rhino. Poor, poor Rhino. This could be an epic fail.

[Gvac]

He deserves it for trying to out-lleeder lleeder.

[Don Stugots]

It looks good on you...no seriously it does.

no, you are just saying that.

[Gvac]

Today as I was driving the "Fake Obama vs. Fake Palin" debate popped into my head for some reason. Ron's "Fuck you. That's half of two fuck yous" line put me into hysterics for a good 5 minutes.

[BoondockSaint]

I haven't been here for a few months but GVAC is back so I'm happy!

[Don Stugots]

I haven't been here for a few months but GVAC is back so I'm happy!

BOONY!

[Gvac]

I haven't been here for a few months but GVAC is back so I'm happy!

THANK GOD!!! I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK!!! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU BROTHER???

[BoondockSaint]

THANK GOD!!! I'VE BEEN WORRIED SICK!!! HOW THE HELL ARE YOU BROTHER???

OK!

[Don Stugots]

OK!

what were you doing all this time?

[BoondockSaint]

what were you doing all this time?

Watching people die. In fact, I was at a wake today. The third of 2009.

[Gvac]

So sorry to hear that, Boonie. You're due for a hot streak. Hang tough, brother.

[BoondockSaint]

So sorry to hear that, Boonie. You're due for a hot streak. Hang tough, brother.

I know. I know.

[IMSlacker]

BoodockSaint is back. Nice!

Now if cupcakelove would just come back, all would be right again.

[hammersavage]

You see Fat_Sunny while you were out there?

[weekapaugjz]

I know. I know.

hiya boony!

[BoondockSaint]

You see Fat_Sunny while you were out there?

I wish I could say I did.

[BoondockSaint]

hiya boony!

Hey Week!

[PapaBear]

I just said "Exactly" two times in a row.:wallbash:

[hammersavage]

Hello, exactly!


Fun fact of the evening: Joe Strummer received a sountrack writing credit on 'Slumdog Millionaire' and 'Hancock'. The song Paper Planes by MIA samples the Clash's Straight to Hell. Never realized that.

[RoseBlood]

Should we start saying our goodbyes now mr. immunity god?

oh and wb boondock :bye:

[hammersavage]

I'd love you to speak at my funeral if I get deadly ill now.

[RoseBlood]

I'm not ready to start hammering any nails in your coffin yet. I know a great brain surg... oh wait, he retired.. oh well, there's always this: :down:

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[hammersavage]

I'm not your son.

[Slumbag]

I had to work with this security guard about a year back. He was a for real loser. 40 something, Lived with his mom, no teeth. Redneck with a sense of entitlement, and he took his job so seriously. One night this dude kept trying to grab our cup of pens while I was writing. I yelled at him, and the security guard wrote it in his report.
I was pissed at him for writing it, so I kept adding and "I" to his report, so it said "The man kept grabbing for penis".

He threatened to report me to the police for tampering with "Security Business".


I did it probably 3 times.

[DiabloSammich]

Boondock Motherfucking Saint!

Sounds like you've been where you needed to be, but it's good to see you around nonetheless.

[RoseBlood]

Revenge of that nature is silly. I can honestly say I truly like my boss for the first time in my life. Some of the other hens are ridiculously burnt out and petty, knowing they are miserable enough to gossip over stupid shit that I have no control over doesn't really make me feel better.. meh. :dry:

[RoseBlood]

I see that porn spammer guy is on vacation, but is it possible to delete his posts when you guys get a chance, it's embarrassing when it pops up on my screen unexpectedly. kthx

[EliSnow]

I see that porn spammer guy is on vacation, but is it possible to delete his posts when you guys get a chance, it's embarrassing when it pops up on my screen unexpectedly. kthx

He's banned for good. Which posts still need to be deleted?

[RoseBlood]

He's banned for good. Which posts still need to be deleted?

This one from the eyeball removal thread in the weird medicine forum. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2095358&postcount=10)

*Edit* n/m that post has been removed, i think.

Thanks Eli, you are the best!

[EliSnow]

This one from the eyeball removal thread in the weird medicine forum. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2095358&postcount=10)

*Edit* n/m that post has been removed, i think.

Thanks Eli, you are the best!

I found it and removed it.

We've been getting a number of porn spammers lately.

[mikeyboy]

Will Z-man be embraced next?

[Freitag]

This is a test, isn't it? Well, I'm not biting.

[IMSlacker]

Will Z-man be embraced next?

He will if he comes out of the closet on air too.

[hammersavage]

I see that porn spammer guy is on vacation, but is it possible to delete his posts when you guys get a chance, it's embarrassing when it pops up on my screen unexpectedly. kthx

We don't have to delete them all. We can just leave a few. You know, so we know what to look out for in case he comes back. Yeah.....that's the ticket......

[EliSnow]

We don't have to delete them all. We can just leave a few. You know, so we know what to look out for in case he comes back. Yeah.....that's the ticket......

We'll leave the gay ones for you then.

[Don Stugots]

no he really is a dick.


poor matty's head is going to explode.

[hammersavage]

This place is sexual tonight!

PORN!!! Pornpornporn, sex to spank it ratio, Good news for those of us over 40. Every thread comes back to sex.

Place needs an orgy and get it over with.

[drjoek]

Did anyone else see the irony in the fact that the PORNPORNporn is now a STICKY thread?

[EliSnow]

Did anyone else see the irony in the fact that the PORNPORNporn is now a STICKY thread?

What is anti-ironic is that the cummiest poster pointed that out.

[RoseBlood]

Hippos has more sex than me is all I'm saying. This is some world we are living in.

[~Katja~]

Hippos has more sex than me is all I'm saying. This is some world we are living in.

I read somewhere that married couples still have a better sex life than singles

[Don Stugots]

i have it but need more of it. its a sickness.

[yojimbo7248]

I read somewhere that married couples still have a better sex life than singles


that goes against everything I know to be true.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hippos has more sex than me is all I'm saying. This is some world we are living in.


:lol:

I bitch about 3 times a week, I can help ya, but then Id need a divorce lawyer

[drjoek]

What is anti-ironic is that the cummiest poster pointed that out.


"Anti ironic"? Is that one of those Ivy League law school words?
:wink:

[hammersavage]

:lol:

I bitch about 3 times a week, I can help ya, but then Id need a divorce lawyer

Your wife must bitch about it (symbol for infinity) times a week.


I'm sure Rose is contacting a divorce lawyer right now.

[Don Stugots]

its "an" not "a". for the love of god.

[RoseBlood]

I read that too katja. I have no complaints though cause I have no expectations and it's not a priority in the least for me right now.

[hammersavage]

Jane, you're a ignorant slut.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Your wife must bitch about it (symbol for infinity) times a week.


I'm sure Rose is contacting a divorce lawyer right now.

I'm dreamy, I listen to her problems and I spoon afterwords, what woman wouldn't want me

[hammersavage]

What you do with spoon is your business.

[RoseBlood]

I'm dreamy, I listen to her problems and I spoon afterwords, what woman wouldn't want me

That's only because she doesn't want to do any face to face with you.

[BlackSpider]

Hippos has more sex than me is all I'm saying. This is some world we are living in.

If there's anything I can do to help,
let me know...

[hammersavage]

Who saw that coming?

[BlackSpider]

Who saw that coming?

everybody...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

That's only because she doesn't want to do any face to face with you.

women have faces

[Don Stugots]

Who saw that coming?

i did. check the you tube thread.

[RoseBlood]

Hippos, what's going on in your avi?
You look like you're a patient in some third-world make shift triage.. lookin' goooood though :wub:

[hammersavage]

Wooooooooooooaaaaa!!!

That was a bacon coma.

[ToiletCrusher]

it's a great day!

[RoseBlood]

If there's anything I can do to help,
let me know...

Who saw that coming?

everybody...

Poor Spider is becoming so predictable. Time for him to switch up his game plan.

[BlackSpider]

Poor Spider is becoming so predictable. Time for him to switch up his game plan.

maybe I should take a .net vacation for a while...

[disneyspy]

old matty is about to return,thank the gods

[hammersavage]

Switch it up. Go fagola for a while.

Find some fella in the sex vs jackin' thread and throw it out there.

[hammersavage]

old matty is about to return,thank the gods

Was he ever really gone?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Hippos, what's going on in your avi?
You look like you're a patient in some third-world make shift triage.. lookin' goooood though :wub:


:lol: I was 19 or 20, passed out from a Pot and Alcohol induced binge at Wildwood

it fits the Fatty Mclazy mod quote

[disneyspy]

that thread is going to go from support to bash in 3...2...

[RoseBlood]

Now, I'm beginning to lose respect for you. No respect, no pride, now you have NOTHING except memories of a gay stache.

[epo]

And he almost had the crowd..............

[hammersavage]

Now, I'm beginning to lose respect for you. No respect, no pride, now you have NOTHING except memories of a gay stache.

That's gotta be a shot at me.

[RoseBlood]

maybe

[RoseBlood]

maybe.. i did say "gay stache", so it could be anyone on this board really.

[hammersavage]

Mine was a picture of heterosexuality.


and pedophilia.

[ToiletCrusher]

I hate the chat room because i think it hates my camera and mic.

[BlackSpider]

I hate the chat room because i think it hates my camera and mic.

wait 'till it fucks up your computer...

[RoseBlood]

Mine was a picture of heterosexuality.


and pedophilia.
hahahahahaha.. well done.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Mine was a picture of heterosexuality.


and pedophilia.


you know way too much about the real world to be considered Straight

[hammersavage]

If that makes me gay, I don't want to be straight.

[ToiletCrusher]

wait 'till it fucks up your computer...


nothing hurts a mac.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

If that makes me gay, I don't want to be straight.


obviously, because you failed to mentioned in the j/o to sex thread, it was Eric Nees who is your inspiration

[RoseBlood]

Nies.. get it right.

[hammersavage]

Ha! Look who's gay with me hippo!

And don't use the 'she's a girl' excuse.

Just because you look like Heather B.

[ToiletCrusher]

getting gay with kids is here...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Ha! Look who's gay with me hippo!

And don't use the 'she's a girl' excuse.

Just because you look like Heather B.

no she is a fellow girl, you 2 girls give manicures and pedicures to each other during The Hills

nice I can get a season 1 or 2 reference, probably up until Puck

[underdog]

That's only because she doesn't want to do any face to face with you.

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2007/10/06/1191646961_2366.jpg

[hammersavage]

It'll have 2nd life, unlike pmaphone.

[underdog]

YOU'RE all a bunch of retards.

Jesus fucking christ.

[hammersavage]

Love that Alkaline Trio song.

[ToiletCrusher]

Love that Alkaline Trio song.

which one?

[hammersavage]

Radio. Its in the infinite playlist thread that's just a huge hit.

[RoseBlood]

which one?

this one (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2096666&postcount=11)

[ToiletCrusher]

this one (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showpost.php?p=2096666&postcount=11)

oh. meh, it's ok.

[RoseBlood]

oh. meh, it's ok.

You should post in that thread if you wish to be a part of something legendary and epic.

[weekapaugjz]

You should post in that thread if you wish to be a part of something legendary and epic.

he doesn't seem cool enough.

[PapaBear]

I have to disagree with you on this one. I find it very important how people spell when posting. Whenever someone makes mistakes in the use of your/you're or then/than there is an instant loss of credibility. Not because I'm on my "high horse" but because it is a reflection of someone's attention to detail. Basic grammar is just that....basic.

I was helping our Guatemalan cook with a text conversation he was having with an American girl tonight. He can speak English pretty well, but he was having trouble writing with perfect grammar. I saw her response. Part of it said "Noones doin nothin here.":wallbash:

[hammersavage]

Maybe pmaphone can have a 2nd life. Someone resuscitate that som' bitch.

[Slumbag]

I heard the Wings song that Ron and Fez kept playing during there Paul McCartney interview in Subway the other day.
I was cracking up, and my friend had no idea why.

[razorboy]

Excessive bacon intake may lead to schizophrenic behavior.

[Thebazile78]

How many times do I have to tell people that spell-check doesn't check usage?

For example, if you're misusing homophones, using spell-check to see where you made a mistake will only correct blatant misspellings rather than poor usage.

"Your" means "belonging to you" NOT "you are" ... yet, you repeatedly use "your" in place of the homophonic contraction "you're"

Spell-check also doesn't check appropriate capitalization and punctuation, but, you'd have to have half a brain to know that. Obviously, you don't.

Also, I fucking hate it when Matty insists upon answering for me in threads. Until this habit is curbed, 2009 Matty rates a FAIL.

[EliSnow]

Also, I fucking hate it when Matty insists upon answering for me in threads. Until this habit is curbed, 2009 Matty rates a FAIL.

You're going to need a 2009 Matty 2.0.

[Thebazile78]

You're going to need a 2009 Matty 2.0.

So, I take it that you're seeing the cracks in the facade too?

[Hottub]

I already broke out the spackle and trowel.

[disneyspy]

i like it when "the other liz" tries to help people out in a not nice way

[drjoek]

I already broke out the spackle and trowel.


Gonna need more than spackle. Rebar and cement more like it.

[Freitag]

This is actually going to be the ultimate swerve... face turn for matty, teasing a heel turn... and then a full heel turn for Liz.

[Thebazile78]

i like it when "the other liz" tries to help people out in a not nice way

There are times to help and then there are times to point and laugh.

More often than not, the times which occur here are times to cuss, scream and humiliate.

But I keep my commenting to Purgatory.

[Thebazile78]

This is actually going to be the ultimate swerve... face turn for matty, teasing a heel turn... and then a full heel turn for Liz.

No need for a heel turn as long as I've got a blog and Post Purgatory.

I can atone for everyone else's sins here.

[Bossanova]

Can anyone take away CJ13's thread starting abilities?

[~Katja~]

Also, I fucking hate it when Matty insists upon answering for me in threads. Until this habit is curbed, 2009 Matty rates a FAIL.

well just know that Chris thinks you are ignorant too... or wait... I think he said he does not care what you think... well either way I laughed when I saw your hubby write out your comment fully thinking he could get away with it :)

[Snoogans]

How many times do I have to tell people that spell-check doesn't check usage?

For example, if you're misusing homophones, using spell-check to see where you made a mistake will only correct blatant misspellings rather than poor usage.

"Your" means "belonging to you" NOT "you are" ... yet, you repeatedly use "your" in place of the homophonic contraction "you're"

Spell-check also doesn't check appropriate capitalization and punctuation, but, you'd have to have half a brain to know that. Obviously, you don't.

Also, I fucking hate it when Matty insists upon answering for me in threads. Until this habit is curbed, 2009 Matty rates a FAIL.

your two wound up

[Hottub]

good shit

[Thebazile78]

well just know that Chris thinks you are ignorant too... or wait... I think he said he does not care what you think... well either way I laughed when I saw your hubby write out your comment fully thinking he could get away with it :)

It's funny sometimes, but frustrating other times.

I honestly thought that Matty was IM-ing someone, like Fallon or Stugots, when he was typing that.

your two wound up

You're trying too hard.

[hammersavage]

"I'd like to run some gynecological tests on the mother."

"Who wouldn't?"

[Thebazile78]

I don't care how you spell it, just don't smoke 'em in the house.

Savage.

[hammersavage]

That word gets thrown around two easy on this site.

[Thebazile78]

What word? Savage?

'Cause I heard that's not the worst thing you could call a man.

[ToiletCrusher]

That word gets thrown around two easy on this site.

I agree. there are too many syllables in:

toiletcrusheristhebestpersoninexistance

[hammersavage]

What word? Savage?

'Cause I heard that's not the worst thing you could call a man.

I just feel like the Geico caveman when I read it. Like I'm some kind of animal.

[Friday]

I agree. there are too many syllables in:

toiletcrusheristhebestpersoninexistance

i must have heard that word in at least 3 conversations today.

odd.

[Thebazile78]

Before I forget to mention it, HS, that was a nice Ghostbusters II reference earlier.

I'm probably one of ... 10 people over the age of 10 who saw that movie more than once.

And I still think it's funny in an absolutely ridiculous kind of way.

[ToiletCrusher]

i just put away my left over chicken wings (homemade sauce by the way) and a little bit of sauce was on the outside lip edge of the container. I licked it off but the thin edge cut my tongue and now my tongue stings from the hot sauce.

[Don Stugots]

Before I forget to mention it, HS, that was a nice Ghostbusters II reference earlier.

I'm probably one of ... 10 people over the age of 10 who saw that movie more than once.

And I still think it's funny in an absolutely ridiculous kind of way.

its on right now

[hammersavage]

God bless Bravo.

[Friday]

ouchies

http://badevan.com/images/brokenheart.jpg

[sailor]

spoon has kids?

[Thebazile78]

The History Channel was showing an hourlong Nazi-mentary about Hitler's family, so I missed the GBII.

Of course, I also have it on DVD, so I can watch it any time I want to.

[sailor]

drank

[sailor]

i can't be the only one to find these threads to be hurtful. and a new version seems to pop up every other week.

[disneyspy]

holy crap,a day without a birhday

[Friday]

i can't be the only one to find these threads to be hurtful. and a new version seems to pop up every other week.

they make me hurt too. it's like junior high all over again.

[DiabloSammich]

i can't be the only one to find these threads to be hurtful. and a new version seems to pop up every other week.



I don't find them hurtful at all. I've been mentioned at least a couple times in each....





Oooooooh. Sorry.


(backs away slowly)

[joethebartender]

i just put away my left over chicken wings (homemade sauce by the way) and a little bit of sauce was on the outside lip edge of the container. I licked it off but the thin edge cut my tongue and now my tongue stings from the hot sauce.

Am I the only one aroused by this?

[hammersavage]

You care about meeting these awful people or them wanting to meet you?

[west milly Tom]

Am I the only one aroused by this?

yes.

[west milly Tom]

i can't be the only one to find these threads to be hurtful. and a new version seems to pop up every other week.

agreed. I find myself reading the entire thread to see if anyone likes me. the answer is never suprising.

[hammersavage]

I would have said you, buddy. Unfortunately, I've met you already.

[Snoogans]

People wanna meet one of my board characters more then they wanna meet me

[hammersavage]

People love Jimmy Chitwood.

[Snoogans]

HOW COULD YOU NOT. Carried Hickory and kept the coach's job.


They all wanna meet Rodney Harrison too

[midwestjeff]

I have a lot of free time and a Bedazzler.

You do the math.

[Snoogans]

I have a lot of free time and a Bedazzler.

You do the math.

Disco Stu loves disco music

[west milly Tom]

I would have said you, buddy. Unfortunately, I've met you already.

something really fucked up, you were a topic at dinner last night.

[hammersavage]

something really fucked up, you were a topic at dinner last night.

Most handsome .netters I assume.

[west milly Tom]

Most handsome .netters I assume.

something like that.

[Don Stugots]

I have a lot of free time and a Bedazzler.

You do the math.

Disco Stu loves disco music

I would be honored to wear one his bedazzled creations.

[epo]

Does anybody else see that thread getting ugly at some point and getting locked?

[Don Stugots]

Before sunrise tomorrow.

[hammersavage]

I long for the days when I couldn't get hangovers. I feel like half a fag today cuz I had a few shots two many. What a pussy!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I long for the days when I couldn't get hangovers. I feel like half a fag today cuz I had a few shots two many. What a pussy!

1/2 ??

[hammersavage]

Wow, what a freudian slip that was.

Half in the bag is what it should have read.

[disneyspy]

1/2 ??

1/2 a hippo?

[ToiletCrusher]

i feel like a shut in right now. I've had a few drinks and am playin guitar. but my coordination has been compromised.

[drjoek]

Since theres no "Fuck I'm pissed off" thread I'll post it here


My freaking car slipped off the driveway and got stuck against a tree AAA comes out and they can't get the damn thing unstuck so tomorrow my guy with the heavy machines and big trucks has to come out with some god forsaken monster truck to pull the damn car back onto the driveway. Im so sick and tired of this God damn winter!!!!
Enough already!!!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

1/2 a hippo?

says the man on massage massage favors guy

[sailor]

1/2 a hippo?

we call that a randy.

[mikeyboy]

we call that a randy.

:lol: :laugh: :lol: :laugh:

See, I told you he was aprick.

[Hottub]

I guess I enjoy Dru Boogie, but not enough to buy his stupid cd.

[ecobag2]

Since theres no "Fuck I'm pissed off" thread I'll post it here


My freaking car slipped off the driveway and got stuck against a tree AAA comes out and they can't get the damn thing unstuck so tomorrow my guy with the heavy machines and big trucks has to come out with some god forsaken monster truck to pull the damn car back onto the driveway. Im so sick and tired of this God damn winter!!!!
Enough already!!!

You got a guy?

[BoondockSaint]

30 pounds? Jeez, you really know how to go "whole hog!"

[underdog]

Does lleeder even read the threads he starts?

[lleeder]

Does lleeder even read the threads he starts?

I've never read one post in the Hamas Thread. And rarely read any of the others. Most of the time I'm shocked that I started them. :drunk:

[TheMojoPin]

I've never read one post in the Hamas Thread.

I want to meet just to punch you for that poll.

[Gvac]

You're welcome.

[BlackSpider]

There's a Mikeyboy kill-screen in the mod vote-off thread.
Mikeyboy kill-screen...

[Don Stugots]

dick? yes.

[Marc with a c]

i've been in that one thread for a half an hour straight.

[BoondockSaint]

Jesus

[epo]

i've been in that one thread for a half an hour straight.

And the dirt on your jersey is something the fans can appreciation.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

first off the glass house/stone cliche sucks, just when it could not get worse, u try to add your terrible sense of humor and add wilkes barre/marc

wow that was terrible

[Marc with a c]

first off the glass house/stone cliche sucks, just when it could not get worse, u try to add your terrible sense of humor and add wilkes barre/marc

wow that was terrible

and he completely ruined the fucking thread. 'throw stones' what the fuck is he talking about?

[PapaBear]

If you don't listen much, does this mean we can count on you not posting much either?

[Hottub]

I can feel the love.

[Marc with a c]

I can feel the love.

over fifty fucking posts in less than a hour until your brick wall.

good job.

[Don Stugots]

If you don't listen much, does this mean we can count on you not posting much either?

i hope so.

I can feel the love.


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[King Hippos Bandaid]

people who derail threads shouldn't throw stones

[epo]

and he completely ruined the fucking thread. 'throw stones' what the fuck is he talking about?

Ownership felt the need for a wholesale change and Hottub made it.

[Marc with a c]

i think this is the first time in my life i am actually upset about something that happened on the internet. i was really having a good time.

[disneyspy]

we were laughing our asses off in the chat room,now everyone is leaving

[epo]

i think this is the first time in my life i am actually upset about something that happened on the internet. i was really having a good time.

The board has had some mods go down with injuries and unfortunately only Hottub was able to play tonight.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Oh man, what the fuck did I miss?

[Marc with a c]

Oh man, what the fuck did I miss?

hottub brought the chris got touched thread to an abrupt stop by interjecting stupidity.

[PapaBear]

Oh man, what the fuck did I miss?
I don't know, but my last post has nothing to do with just for the record.

[disneyspy]

hottub brought the chris got touched thread to an abrupt stop by interjecting stupidity.

hotrub?

[Tenbatsuzen]

You may not believe it, but I was being sincere. I do feel bad I posted that.

[BoondockSaint]

No you don't.

[underdog]

and he completely ruined the fucking thread. 'throw stones' what the fuck is he talking about?

throwing stones? (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1661632#post1661632)

[Tenbatsuzen]

No you don't.

You missed the whole 2009 Matty thing. I've actually grown a conscience.

[BoondockSaint]

Yeah, right.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Let sleeping cocks get handies

[Tenbatsuzen]

Yeah, right.

I'm serious. Don't fight with gvac anymore, cut down on the insulting comments, I'm actually trying to be nicer to people.

[Knowledged_one]

You may not believe it, but I was being sincere. I do feel bad I posted that.

i guess the saying only a guilty man feels the need to explain himself holds up

[BoondockSaint]

These are random comments in this thread.

[BoondockSaint]

Looks like somebody is still into wrestling.

[underdog]

That could be the funniest thread I've ever read.

And, again, I'm glad I caused this awful sports cliche posting.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i guess the saying only a guilty man feels the need to explain himself holds up

I thought I held my cool remarkably well considering the comments he made after that.

It was a dickish comment. It's just that in all the members - everyone - in the community... my hatred for her runs the deepest. I'm very possible and able to be nice and civil with people I don't like, but she's the one person who flipped a switch and got on a side with me you never want to be on.

And even WITH that known, it was still out of place and not even funny. Mikey made it worse by drawing attention to it.

[Marc with a c]

throwing stones? (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1661632#post1661632)

holy fuck i forgot about that. a million thank yous for remembering that. a good solid two pages of hippo bashing for anybody in to that type of thing. shockingly at the end of the two pages hottub posted something and that's where the fun stopped.

[Knowledged_one]

That could be the funniest thread I've ever read.

And, again, I'm glad I caused this awful sports cliche posting.

heres a guy who when he starts awful sports cliches the rest of the team follows him

[Tenbatsuzen]

holy fuck i forgot about that. a million thank yous for remembering that. a good solid two pages of hippo bashing for anybody in to that type of thing. schockingly at the end of the two pages hottub posted something and that's where the fun stopped.

btw, are you single again? Liz and I were talking about something.

[Tenbatsuzen]

heres a guy who when he starts awful sports cliches the rest of the team follows him

He is a leader, on and off the field. He brings those intangible qualities others do not have.

[Marc with a c]

btw, are you single again? Liz and I were talking about something.

yeah i saw that and didn't know how to respond, but yes i am single. i might have to run that by sheepy before giving you a green light on that one.

[Tenbatsuzen]

A good reeshy ban, points for mojo.

[Tenbatsuzen]

yeah i saw that and didn't know how to respond, but yes i am single. i might have to run that by sheepy before giving you a green light on that one.

Fuck that. Do you think I asked him for permission?

Then again, you guys are friends.

What's it like? having friends? I'm lonely.

[underdog]

holy fuck i forgot about that. a million thank yous for remembering that. a good solid two pages of hippo bashing for anybody in to that type of thing. shockingly at the end of the two pages hottub posted something and that's where the fun stopped.

Every time I read that thread, I cry. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen or heard.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

holy fuck i forgot about that. a million thank yous for remembering that. a good solid two pages of hippo bashing for anybody in to that type of thing. shockingly at the end of the two pages hottub posted something and that's where the fun stopped.

Holy shit. I read that thread for the first time tonight and been laughing so hard I've got goddamned reflux now.

[Marc with a c]

Every time I read that thread, I cry. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen or heard.

it's the same thread as this one.

[BoondockSaint]

it's the same thread as this one.


Stop! That wrestling dude is serious!

[CofyCrakCocaine]

Fuck that. Do you think I asked him for permission?

Then again, you guys are friends.

What's it like? having friends? I'm lonely.

It's like warm pie.

booo.

[underdog]

it's the same thread as this one.

I said thread; I meant something else.

The following comments after KHB's comment are just amazing.

[disneyspy]

ha that was awesome,poor hippos shouldn't cry over milk before he crosses that bridge

[Marc with a c]

ha that was awesome,poor hippos shouldn't cry over milk before he crosses that bridge

ah it was just a bunch of guys sitting around chewing his fat.

[sailor]

btw, are you single again? Liz and I were talking about something.

threesome?

[drjoek]

You got a guy?


Heavy construction guy that excavated/built my house that also paved and plows my driveway. Its a long driveway so I need a guy.

Update
Car is still stuck guy had to go back to get a different truck and chain saws etc to unstuck. He also sanded and salted everything hopefully sunny day will melt us down through the ice. This should be done by the SuperBowl :wallbash:

[lleeder]

Who could read that thread and then think later "Hey we should set your sister up with him next"?

[sailor]

Heavy construction guy that...plows my driveway. Its a long driveway so I need a guy.

ghey.

how did that happen to your car anyways?

[drjoek]

ghey.

how did that happen to your car anyways?



Driving my daughter to drop her off she asked a question I took a quick look off the drive and slipped off. Must have picked the exact spot to create a perfect clusterfuck.

[drjoek]

Final update. Car is out. Got a little dammage to the door. Sucks but no major damage

[Don Stugots]

Would you ban someone from your board just because someone asked you too? No, so why should Mikeyboy?

[ecobag2]

how did that happen to your car anyways?


I drove right off the driveway

fixed.

[spoon]

Would you ban someone from your board just because someone asked you too? No, so why should Mikeyboy?

I would. In fact once when playing Monopoly as a kid a friend somehow got control of both the red and yellow properties and it was brutal. My buddy said he sucks, let's kick him off the board, and I did just that! In fact, the board went the way of an Opie gift out the window and the pieces/money/cards went a flying all over!

See, it's not so hard! Ban someone Mikey, for that guy/girl who asked you. Or ban someone, just to show how much you care. Let it be Gaz, PLEASE!

Oh and can you free the ~spoony characters 9~? They're all in the clink still you moppy headed prick.

[sailor]

Driving my daughter to drop her off she asked a question I took a quick look off the drive and slipped off. Must have picked the exact spot to create a perfect clusterfuck.

sucks. glad it's not too bad. is your driveway on a cliff? that's what confused me. you said you drove off the driveway and it sounded like you just drove onto your lawn or such.

[drjoek]

sucks. glad it's not too bad. is your driveway on a cliff? that's what confused me. you said you drove off the driveway and it sounded like you just drove onto your lawn or such.


I should have taken a picture damn it didnt think of it
Long winding driveway with swales on the side (I live out in the country) slide off and its into a woods. Not far off the driveway but enough to make a mess of things.
AAA last night showed up and tried then said they couldnt get it done FTW AAA, you tow cars thats your deal and you can't do this!!! Anyway the local contractor guy got me out,couple of scratches dings etc but Car Body work is always expensive.

[sailor]

just leave them and call it character.

[ToiletCrusher]

i drank too much last night and fell asleep on camera.

[drjoek]

just leave them and call it character.


Very likeky plan

[Gvac]

i drank too much last night and fell asleep on camera.

How Tragically Unhip of you.

[mikeyboy]

And even WITH that known, it was still out of place and not even funny. Mikey made it worse by drawing attention to it.

I'm not taking any responsibility for your lack of good judgment.

[midwestjeff]

Who would trust a dentist with a busted grill?

[ToiletCrusher]

How Tragically Unhip of you.

glad you liked the Hip!

[ToiletCrusher]

Stupid NBC hi-def feed keeps dropping out. I can't watch the superbowl like a commoner. I just can't!

[Friday]

i drank too much last night and fell asleep on camera.

'twas brilliant! :clap:

[Gvac]

Sometimes I go to a thread, post something just to stir up some shit, and leave. Then I forget what thread it was and never go back.

I wonder how many times people ranted and raved at me and I never saw their posts.

[underdog]

Sometimes I go to a thread, post something just to stir up some shit, and leave. Then I forget what thread it was and never go back.

I wonder how many times people ranted and raved at me and I never saw their posts.

You and lleeder should be forced to read every post.

[Gvac]

You and lleeder should be forced to read every post.

Oh yeah? Well you should be forced to BUY a car!!!

That'll learn ya!

[lleeder]

Oh yeah? Well you should be forced to BUY a car!!!

That'll learn ya!

Are you gonna read his follow up response or are you moving on to more shit stirring?

[underdog]

Oh yeah? Well you should be forced to BUY a car!!!

That'll learn ya!

Please, no. You're just being mean now.

[midwestjeff]

Let me guess.
Greasy hair?
Greasy smile?

[lleeder]

Please, no. You're just being mean now.

He's not around to see your responses. He's moved on.

[Gvac]

Let me guess.
Greasy hair?
Greasy smile?

Did you just quote "Wild West End" by Dire Straits?

If so, I love you even more than I did before, which I didn't think was possible.

[Snoogans]

Everyone in that Christopher Robert thread is a horrible human being....and I love it