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lleeder
07-02-2009, 01:47 PM
more like flamer

Stuft
07-02-2009, 02:18 PM
Wow. Really? Pot, meet kettle...you're both f'n black.

Dougie Brootal
07-02-2009, 02:26 PM
Wow. Really? Pot, meet kettle...you're both f'n black.

racist.

Hottub
07-02-2009, 02:28 PM
Oh there will be.

Stuft
07-02-2009, 02:30 PM
racist.

Funny, i was gonna say they were both niggers but i thought that was too drastic for the compilation of over sensitive sissies on this board. :nono:

hammersavage
07-02-2009, 02:31 PM
Wow. Really? Pot, meet kettle...you're both f'n black.

is that a shot at underdog?

EliSnow
07-02-2009, 02:57 PM
I thought you left the board?

epo
07-02-2009, 03:11 PM
What are the odds of me getting a nice vacation if I enter that thread?

Hottub
07-02-2009, 03:18 PM
Bet the ranch.

epo
07-02-2009, 03:24 PM
But I've already saddled the horse...

sailor
07-02-2009, 03:25 PM
But I've already saddled the horse...

mount it. oh yeah, mount that dirty horse. wait, what?

nevermind.

RhinoinMN
07-02-2009, 03:25 PM
But I've already saddled the horse...

Raise your pistol and dig in your spurs cowboy!

boosterp
07-02-2009, 03:27 PM
I thought you left the board?

I had hoped so too.

sailor
07-02-2009, 04:57 PM
http://www.nataliedee.com/081605/dildobot.jpg

BlackSpider
07-02-2009, 06:45 PM
Gvac, stop thinking like me.
-Thanks...

Stuft
07-02-2009, 06:55 PM
I wish you two would hump and let the rest of us see. That'd make my week! ;) :wub:

Gvac
07-02-2009, 06:55 PM
Gvac, stop thinking like me.
-Thanks...

God forbid!

strawberrypop
07-03-2009, 07:38 AM
I blame Marc for that thread's demise.

Marc with a c
07-03-2009, 07:45 AM
which thread?

strawberrypop
07-03-2009, 07:47 AM
All of them. It's probably a universal Truth.













Or..."Hey Mikeyboy????!!!!!?!?#%*(@%(@"

Marc with a c
07-03-2009, 07:53 AM
fuck that mikeyboy thread, and if you see mikey around tell him 'fuck you ' for me.

thanks.

strawberrypop
07-03-2009, 07:55 AM
Okay. I wonder what that message will look like by the time it gets to him, though? Someone should start a thread about that. Like Telephone when we were kids. That would be awesome!

mikeyboy
07-03-2009, 07:56 AM
fuck that mikeyboy thread, and if you see mikey around tell him 'fuck you ' for me.

thanks.

Your man crush is starting to make me uncomfortable.

Dougie Brootal
07-03-2009, 07:57 AM
Okay. I wonder what that message will look like by the time it gets to him, though? Someone should start a thread about that. Like Telephone when we were kids. That would be awesome!
haaaa

Marc with a c
07-03-2009, 08:02 AM
Okay. I wonder what that message will look like by the time it gets to him, though? Someone should start a thread about that. Like Telephone when we were kids. That would be awesome!

that would be awesome.

sailor
07-03-2009, 08:31 AM
Okay. I wonder what that message will look like by the time it gets to him, though? Someone should start a thread about that. Like Telephone when we were kids. That would be awesome!

you picked that up in two months? or are you a board character?

Gvac
07-03-2009, 08:32 AM
you picked that up in two months? or are you a board character?

Board character.

strawberrypop
07-03-2009, 10:11 AM
Nah. Creepy lurker.

sailor
07-03-2009, 10:15 AM
Nah. Creepy lurker.

perfect for this board!

epo
07-03-2009, 10:52 AM
"He that gives should not remember, he that receives should never forget."

What a complete waste of a good fortune cookie.

RhinoinMN
07-03-2009, 11:33 AM
"He that gives should not remember, he that receives should never forget. IN BED"

What a complete waste of a good fortune cookie.

I disagree.

Snoogans
07-03-2009, 11:34 AM
"He that gives should not remember, he that receives should never forget."

What a complete waste of a good fortune cookie.

I cant always come up with awesome shit. I make thousands of those things a day. goddamn you people are needy

The Jays
07-03-2009, 03:34 PM
Oh man, I love Wildwood. I miss my days working there, and days vacationing there.

Hottub
07-03-2009, 05:48 PM
I was working with a mentally disabled child. We were watching that movie. We cried together.

lleeder
07-03-2009, 06:56 PM
Also, on July 9th at the Gotham Comedy Club, Rick Shapiro will be performing and there will be a birthday afterparty for MafiaLife Chris. To RSVP go to http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=91113546055

Is that why he called the show the other day? To cross promote? It seemed strange that he would be listening to the show but did Chris put him up to it?

spoon
07-03-2009, 06:59 PM
Is that why he called the show the other day? To cross promote? It seemed strange that he would be listening to the show but did Chris put him up to it?

Of course. Open that thread up Mikey! I have a post just WAITING for it. Come on, free plugs here shouldn't be so free. Release the HOUNDS!

mikeyboy
07-03-2009, 06:59 PM
Is that why he called the show the other day? To cross promote? It seemed strange that he would be listening to the show but did Chris put him up to it?

It was very odd. He was on camera in one of the Paltalk rooms for the only time that I was aware and then called the show.

Gvac
07-03-2009, 07:58 PM
It was very odd. He was on camera in one of the Paltalk rooms for the only time that I was aware and then called the show.

Did he have his shirt open?

I did an image search of the guy to see if I knew who the hell he was. EVERY FUCKING PICTURE of him shows him with his shirt open.

What a creep.

mikeyboy
07-03-2009, 07:59 PM
Did he have his shirt open?

I did an image search of the guy to see if I knew who the hell he was. EVERY FUCKING PICTURE of him shows him with his shirt open.

What a creep.

Did you watch Lucky Louie at all? Unfortunately his cock ended up on camera a couple of times.

Gvac
07-03-2009, 08:01 PM
Did you watch Lucky Louie at all? Unfortunately his cock ended up on camera a couple of times.

I tried to watch that show but it was too awful.

Here's my impression of the dialogue -

"Hey, what the fuck is up with you cunts?"

"Nothing you fucking cunt, how about you?"

"Eh, not much. Just trying to put my cock in my wife's cunt."

"I hear ya, shit head. My cock needs a cunt too."

Apparently Norton and Louie CK think this is how "everyday" people talk and that it added realism.

spoon
07-03-2009, 08:14 PM
Hey Greg, what's up cunt?

Gvac
07-03-2009, 08:17 PM
Hey Greg, what's up cunt?

Fuckin' nothing, bro...what the fuck is up with you you fucking cunt? How's your cock? Is it getting any cunt?

spoon
07-03-2009, 08:20 PM
Fuckin' nothing, bro...what the fuck is up with you you fucking cunt? How's your cock? Is it getting any cunt?

Fresh as fuck yellowtail cunt, yah. Speaking of cunts, where's our favorite cuntologist, Fred from Brooklyn? He likes cock.

Gvac
07-03-2009, 08:24 PM
Fresh as fuck yellowtail cunt, yah. Speaking of cunts, where's our favorite cuntologist, Fred from Brooklyn? He likes cock.

Nah, Fred likes cunt. He's a crazy ass motherfucker, but he's a cunt man through and fucking through.

spoon
07-03-2009, 08:26 PM
Nah, Fred likes cunt. He's a crazy ass motherfucker, but he's a cunt man through and fucking through.

He's been in jail right. All I'm saying.......................outside of cunt and fuck.

hammersavage
07-03-2009, 08:53 PM
i don't like when Mikey calls me HS. it's disrespectful. i don't call him MB

mikeyboy
07-03-2009, 08:54 PM
spoon does

spoon
07-03-2009, 08:54 PM
i don't like when Mikey calls me HS. it's disrespectful. i don't call him MB

Shut up fred.

hammersavage
07-03-2009, 08:55 PM
spoon does

Whatever spoony wants, spoony gets. And little man, little spoony wants you.

spoon
07-03-2009, 08:58 PM
spoon does...whatever he wants!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Sb_V33EyX4U/STs1LRZVLvI/AAAAAAAABcs/XmbWvIoLSiQ/s320/cartman-1.jpg

TooLowBrow
07-03-2009, 11:06 PM
looking at the keyboard... the r and the n keys are nowhere near each other

freudian slip, queer?

PapaBear
07-03-2009, 11:19 PM
looking at the keyboard... the r and the n keys are nowhere near each other

freudian slip, queer?
If you use "home row" they sort of are.

PapaBear
07-03-2009, 11:24 PM
BTW... If you want to know what queer is, it's the fact that I just got done using an emery board to manicure my nails.

TooLowBrow
07-03-2009, 11:25 PM
If you use "home row" they sort of are.

i had to google 'home row' cause i didnt even know it had a name





this came up under images

http://dof.tkcollective.com/comics/2009-03-09-Home-Row.gif

i dont get it

TooLowBrow
07-03-2009, 11:26 PM
BTW... If you want to know what queer is, it's the fact that I just got done using an emery board to manicure my nails.

also it wasnt about you

PapaBear
07-03-2009, 11:27 PM
i dont get it
Neither do I.

PapaBear
07-03-2009, 11:27 PM
also it wasnt about you
I know. But that is pretty queer. Right?

TooLowBrow
07-03-2009, 11:28 PM
I know. But that is pretty queer. Right?

i dont know what your point is

i refuse to participate

hedges
07-03-2009, 11:35 PM
BTW... If you want to know what queer is, it's the fact that I just got done using an emery board to manicure my nails.

http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu106/Kristen10187/Shocked.jpg

PapaBear
07-03-2009, 11:38 PM
In my defense, I'm pretty bad at it.

BlackSpider
07-04-2009, 08:04 AM
Ah, I see where you're mistaken: that's just people passing out from the overwhelming stench of cigaretees, coffee and loneliness.





How the hell does Mojo know what my bedroom smells like...?

Gvac
07-04-2009, 08:07 AM
How the hell does Mojo know what my bedroom smells like...?

Fuck you for making Caffeine Free Diet Coke come out of my nose.

epo
07-04-2009, 08:24 AM
Fuck you for making Caffeine Free Diet Coke come out of my nose.

Caffeine Free Diet Coke?

You really are a woman.

sailor
07-04-2009, 09:35 AM
even tho' doug's seen his cock?

hammersavage
07-04-2009, 07:14 PM
umm, okay

strawberrypop
07-04-2009, 07:16 PM
:lol:

Shut it. Sometimes not being wacko is boring.

AF Mike
07-04-2009, 07:33 PM
Top Gun playing on the Oxygen Network now

Good news - Goose is still alive
Bad news - You missed the volleyball scene

PapaBear
07-04-2009, 07:35 PM
Top Gun playing on the Oxygen Network now

Good news - Goose is still alive
Bad news - You missed the volleyball scene
I'd be embarrassed if I made an "action" movie that ended up on Oxygen.

AF Mike
07-04-2009, 07:44 PM
I'd be embarrassed if I made an "action" movie that ended up on Oxygen.

Someone's bitter about missing the volleyball scene.

sailor
07-06-2009, 12:50 AM
must not comment on "rubbing it in"

RoseBlood
07-06-2009, 09:17 AM
Just when I thought you couldn't say anything creepier, you go and top yourself.
Eww.. You are King Creep. Seriously, you frighten me sometimes.

Dougie Brootal
07-06-2009, 09:28 AM
even tho' doug's seen his cock?

i wish i knew what this was about so i can confirm or deny, but most likely confirm. :wink:

hammersavage
07-06-2009, 09:30 AM
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this. And totally redeem yourself!

sailor
07-06-2009, 05:42 PM
i wish i knew what this was about so i can confirm or deny, but most likely confirm. :wink:

just search for scott (yes, with two t's even tho' yours is with one)

i don't even remember what it was but someone was saying something endearing about their good friend scott.

sailor
07-06-2009, 05:45 PM
Just when I thought you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this. And totally redeem yourself!

every time i think you've said the dumbest thing i've ever heard, you keep talkin'

drjoek
07-06-2009, 07:20 PM
Death Metal Moe has very small hands

boosterp
07-06-2009, 07:32 PM
Fuck! I left the toilette paper I bought today down in the truck.

Dougie Brootal
07-06-2009, 07:38 PM
Death Metal Moe has very small hands

makes his cock look even bigger.

styckx
07-06-2009, 08:41 PM
Skittleahadillitydee dillitydoo

Stuft
07-06-2009, 10:53 PM
http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu106/Kristen10187/Shocked.jpg

I'm so stealing this. They're my favorite TV couple of all-time. And yes, i absolutely LOVE the show they were on. Both of them are in my top ten of bangable celebs. SEXINESS! :thumbup:

ANC
07-07-2009, 10:14 AM
There is literally a black cloud over my building..:sad:

But I remembered my umbrella :thumbup:

Marc with a c
07-07-2009, 10:40 AM
tower is a weird term for butt.

disneyspy
07-07-2009, 12:32 PM
pitbull is a wierd word for eat

Aggie
07-07-2009, 12:48 PM
I did a search for all threads started by Aggie and there were 11 pages! I never knew I had so much to say.

I love reading old posts when it's slow around here.

boosterp
07-07-2009, 01:21 PM
It rained all morning and looks like it wants to do so again.

drjoek
07-07-2009, 01:37 PM
It rained all morning and looks like it wants to do so again.

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UPW5nZ7G3xs&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UPW5nZ7G3xs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

mikeyboy
07-07-2009, 01:38 PM
:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

drjoek
07-07-2009, 01:38 PM
:wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

Im sorry

mikeyboy
07-07-2009, 01:39 PM
not you

Aggie
07-07-2009, 01:45 PM
not you

How many times do you think that has been said in this thread? Too many.

BlackSpider
07-07-2009, 01:46 PM
<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UPW5nZ7G3xs&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UPW5nZ7G3xs&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

I approve of this post.
Ratdog next week...

underdog
07-07-2009, 03:31 PM
Am I the only person who doesn't give a fuck about Michael Jackson?

lleeder
07-07-2009, 03:32 PM
Am I the only person who doesn't give a fuck about Michael Jackson?

i know matt from long island called fox news about him.

drjoek
07-07-2009, 03:33 PM
i know matt from long island called fox news about him.



I hope someone taped it.

lleeder
07-07-2009, 03:39 PM
I hope someone taped it.

they did but they have more work to do

boosterp
07-07-2009, 05:28 PM
Am I the only person who doesn't give a fuck about Michael Jackson?

x2. I hope some fan fucks his dead corpse in front of the family.

DolaMight
07-07-2009, 05:32 PM
not you

if post purgatory had a modquote it would be this.

red_red_red
07-07-2009, 05:40 PM
the internets were invented for shy ppl, quit being an internet(s) retard

sailor
07-07-2009, 05:43 PM
How many times do you think that has been said in this thread? Too many.

this is a total shoot. 6 times.

Hottub
07-07-2009, 07:05 PM
You feel it is your God given duty to call people out, yet you are a crazed post stalker.

Take a step back. It may help.

epo
07-07-2009, 07:08 PM
You feel it is your God given duty to call people out

I thought that was my job?

hammersavage
07-07-2009, 07:14 PM
you've probably handled one of my ass pennies.

cougarjake13
07-08-2009, 12:18 PM
you've probably handled one of my ass pennies.

nasty

sailor
07-08-2009, 04:54 PM
too subtle?

lleeder
07-08-2009, 05:04 PM
It would have been a bigger story if one of them moonwalked over an IED.

lleeder
07-08-2009, 05:53 PM
I'll never look at this movie the same way.

http://i459.photobucket.com/albums/qq311/dhaines411/while_you_were_sleeping.jpg

Fallon
07-08-2009, 06:23 PM
Thanks for the idea lleeder.

Hottub
07-08-2009, 06:37 PM
Wow! That one was fucking hammersavaged for sure.

epo
07-09-2009, 05:02 PM
I haven't been this giddy in a long, long time.

Friday
07-09-2009, 10:13 PM
pleh


(and yes... this is about you...)

Hottub
07-10-2009, 04:24 AM
Now I remember. Adrian Zmed in Bachelor Party.

styckx
07-10-2009, 04:24 PM
Bored. Figuring out where I want to take a road trip to tomorrow. Considering Fort Delaware for some photography

http://www.destateparks.com/images/parks/fort-delaware/gallery/aerial.jpg

sailor
07-11-2009, 11:07 AM
i refuse to explain that joke.

lleeder
07-11-2009, 11:12 AM
We do share the same name. I'd never roast MLC though.

styckx
07-11-2009, 11:31 AM
<object width="400" height="300" ><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.facebook.com/v/101846271497" /><embed src="http://www.facebook.com/v/101846271497" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="400" height="300"></embed></object>

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs174.snc1/6533_101853971497_526726497_2599288_2864441_n.jpg

lleeder
07-11-2009, 04:30 PM
Here's an excerpt from one I recently penned:

Dearest sweetie,
Would you open your cunt later? Thanks.


p.s. Do we need lube?

lleeder
07-12-2009, 01:24 PM
Letting a gay drive your car...

do you think they'd get AIDS on the stering wheel?

drjoek
07-13-2009, 12:23 PM
It doesnt really warrant its own thread
BUT

I find this Katy Perry check incredibly HOT in a goofy sexy way.

http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/K/Katy_Perry/Katy.Perry.jpg


<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3fBdgZUtpBg&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3fBdgZUtpBg&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

EliSnow
07-13-2009, 12:24 PM
It doesnt really warrant its own thread
BUT

I find this Katy Perry check incredibly HOT in a goofy sexy way.

She's got a nice rack and shows some nice cleavage in her video for Waking Up In Las Vegas.

drjoek
07-13-2009, 12:25 PM
She's got a nice rack and shows some nice cleavage in her video for Waking Up In Las Vegas.

She has pretty eyes and a nice smile too

EliSnow
07-13-2009, 12:30 PM
She has pretty eyes and a nice smile too

I'll have to go back and watch the video to verify that.

drjoek
07-13-2009, 12:32 PM
I'll have to go back and watch the video to verify that.

I just rechecked and verified YOUR point

:wub: yes she does

MisterSmith
07-13-2009, 12:50 PM
you've probably handled one of my ass pennies.

:lol::thumbup:

Linky Goodness (http://betterthanme.ytmnd.com/) :lol:

http://www.comedycentral.com/images/shows/upright_citizens_brigade/v_images/UCB_bio_V8.jpg

K.C.
07-13-2009, 03:27 PM
Nice scientology ads. RonFez.net stock has to be paying a nice dividend this quarter.

lleeder
07-14-2009, 01:23 PM
question one: True Lies was ok. Where you been since then?

Marc with a c
07-15-2009, 08:25 AM
ya are what ya eat.

epo
07-15-2009, 04:23 PM
Ayn Rand? Ugghh.

sailor
07-15-2009, 05:32 PM
ya are what ya eat.

dick.

wacka-wacka.

King Hippos Bandaid
07-16-2009, 11:52 AM
wow I like a new poster, why does this sicken me

Marc with a c
07-16-2009, 11:57 AM
it aint reciprocal. i'm positive of that.

King Hippos Bandaid
07-16-2009, 11:59 AM
it aint reciprocal. i'm positive of that.


your're a reciprocal

hammersavage
07-16-2009, 11:59 AM
It's a cruel, cruel summer

Marc with a c
07-16-2009, 12:01 PM
your're a reciprocal

what's that?

RhinoinMN
07-16-2009, 12:05 PM
what's that?

That's what.

hammersavage
07-16-2009, 12:05 PM
Mine was Bananarama. That's what.

King Hippos Bandaid
07-16-2009, 12:06 PM
what's that?



you sir are the inverse meaning , you are a silly fraction 4/3 or 3/4 guy


Marc's a fraction, Marc's a fraction

Marc with a c
07-16-2009, 12:08 PM
Marc's a fraction, Marc's a fraction

of ya.

disneyspy
07-16-2009, 12:08 PM
you sir are the inverse meaning , you are a silly fraction 4/3 or 3/4 guy


Marc's a fraction, Marc's a fraction

you're a hole number

King Hippos Bandaid
07-16-2009, 12:09 PM
of ya.


well done, u are tall and love my volley ball lobs

Marc with a c
07-16-2009, 12:12 PM
you're a hole number

absolte zero.

hammersavage
07-16-2009, 12:16 PM
We have a post purgatory, a random thoughts thread and a random questions thread. there is no way this is necessary.

so you're saying we need a post thoughts and post questions thread? I like where your head is at.

Marc with a c
07-16-2009, 12:17 PM
hey hammersavage was trying to bring sheepy back in there.

RhinoinMN
07-16-2009, 12:18 PM
you sir are the inverse meaning , you are a silly fraction 4/3 or 3/4 guy


Marc's a fraction, Marc's a fraction

He's half of 2 fuck you's

Dougie Brootal
07-16-2009, 12:20 PM
so you're saying we need a post thoughts and post questions thread? I like where your head is at.

never end a sentence with a preposition. hayseed.

mikeyboy
07-16-2009, 12:22 PM
The hamster is asking to be fed. Of course he's also calling me Seymour, which is weird.

disneyspy
07-16-2009, 12:23 PM
never end a sentence with a preposition. hayseed.

i got your pre position right here,on your knees

Goatweed
07-16-2009, 12:25 PM
The hamster is asking to be fed. Of course he's also calling me Seymour, which is weird.the Ban Hamster? I love that little guy!

ANC
07-16-2009, 12:26 PM
The hamster is asking to be fed. Of course he's also calling me Seymour, which is weird.

As long as you don't ask it to chew through your ballsack..

http://download.lardlad.com/framegrabs/CABF06/194.jpg

sailor
07-16-2009, 02:45 PM
substituting pole for poll is never clever or funny.

lleeder
07-16-2009, 02:55 PM
not even if you're the 4th or 5th person in a thread to do it?

weekapaugjz
07-16-2009, 02:57 PM
never clever or funny.

This describes a lot of things around here.

lleeder
07-16-2009, 02:58 PM
This describes a lot of things around here.

like your pole

King Hippos Bandaid
07-17-2009, 06:12 AM
ouch , the mods felt your wedding was not important enough not to merge into the master thread

A.J.
07-17-2009, 07:07 AM
Thank God I'm single so I don't have to do that.

EliSnow
07-17-2009, 07:10 AM
ouch , the mods felt your wedding was not important enough not to merge into the master thread

:bye:

ToiletCrusher
07-17-2009, 07:11 AM
Thank God I'm single so I don't have to do that.

man man fellatio ?

EliSnow
07-17-2009, 07:12 AM
Come on, phone, ring!!!

Daddy needs some new things!

Oh, and Hottub wants a beer.

sailor
07-17-2009, 11:14 AM
do not click

something on the 2nd page of the "i'm a nerd" thread is setting of my virus scanner (posts 26-50). the bad file is listed as:



do not click

Hottub
07-17-2009, 11:20 AM
I found the image file and deleted it. (Even though it was a dead link)
Lenny PMed me and said the same thing.
Please re-check the page for me.

sailor
07-17-2009, 11:23 AM
I found the image file and deleted it. (Even though it was a dead link)
Lenny PMed me and said the same thing.
Please re-check the page for me.

delightful now.

mikeyboy
07-17-2009, 11:25 AM
When did lleeder become a folk hero? It's just lleeder.

Friday
07-17-2009, 11:28 AM
When did lleeder become a folk hero? It's just lleeder.

to me he will always be the guy who was too drunk to write his own address on the Tivo contest form...

Hottub
07-17-2009, 11:30 AM
When did lleeder become a folk hero? It's just lleeder.
And Matt, Wendel, Bartholomew, Fred, Marc, etc.

sailor
07-17-2009, 11:38 AM
When did lleeder become a folk hero? It's just lleeder.

hey, he's a destitute man's gvac!

mikeyboy
07-17-2009, 11:40 AM
He's a hetero Gay Randy.

disneyspy
07-17-2009, 11:41 AM
He's a hetero Gay Randy.

wee wee wee boring

sailor
07-17-2009, 01:37 PM
i said that in less words.

EliSnow
07-19-2009, 03:34 PM
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee103/brettmojo/FBA/startrekfacepalm.gif

I'm a big fan of this one.

lleeder
07-19-2009, 04:02 PM
i refuse to enter into the competition

EliSnow
07-19-2009, 04:05 PM
I wouldn't have, but I couldn't resist the need to be helpful.

lleeder
07-19-2009, 04:12 PM
I wouldn't have, but I couldn't resist the need to be helpful.

that was really helpful. i never knew that til now. is there a way to find what thread each person has all of there posts in without clickin on each individual number. i'd like a thread that tells each persons number one contributed to thread.

ChrisTheCop
07-19-2009, 04:21 PM
In one year from this October, I'm up for retirement.
It's an exciting, yet incredible scary, thought.

Walter Cronkite said that after his retirement from the anchor desk,
it wasnt long before he realized he was missing something very important in his life.

I hope I dont have similar regrets.

EliSnow
07-19-2009, 04:32 PM
that was really helpful. i never knew that til now. is there a way to find what thread each person has all of there posts in without clickin on each individual number. i'd like a thread that tells each persons number one contributed to thread.

I don't think there is even a mod tool for that.

Hottub
07-19-2009, 05:32 PM
I haven't heard this Ron Bennington interviews Marianne Faithful.

Holy fuck, this is good!

drjoek
07-19-2009, 05:41 PM
In one year from this October, I'm up for retirement.
It's an exciting, yet incredible scary, thought.

Walter Cronkite said that after his retirement from the anchor desk,
it wasnt long before he realized he was missing something very important in his life.

I hope I dont have similar regrets.



I am on the NYPD dental plan and see tons of retirees. They all put there 20 years in and all seem very happy with the situation and have plenty of life ahead to enjoy and pursue.

Hottub
07-19-2009, 05:43 PM
In one year from this October, I'm up for retirement.
It's an exciting, yet incredible scary, thought.

Walter Cronkite said that after his retirement from the anchor desk,
it wasnt long before he realized he was missing something very important in his life.

I hope I dont have similar regrets.

I wish I had planned ahead as you have.
To retire at "39" is just a fantasy for me.

JerseyRich
07-20-2009, 06:13 AM
When did RONFEZ.NET become a concert promoter?

If they're in the business now, I'd like to submit my band's next two shows...

Blind Man Drive!!!

August 7th at the Court Tavern in New Brunswick NJ.

August 29th at the Crossroads in Garwood NJ.

RhinoinMN
07-20-2009, 06:16 AM
I'm taking a shit and there is no tp. Time for the duck walk.

mikeyboy
07-20-2009, 07:15 AM
When did RONFEZ.NET become a concert promoter?

If they're in the business now, I'd like to submit my band's next two shows...

Blind Man Drive!!!

August 7th at the Court Tavern in New Brunswick NJ.

August 29th at the Crossroads in Garwood NJ.

You should have been doing that anyway.

JerseyRich
07-20-2009, 07:28 AM
You should have been doing that anyway.


No No...I do that.

I was just talking about how the show this Friday is being "Presented by RonFez.net"

~Katja~
07-20-2009, 07:41 AM
marc with a c used to be pearlnecklace? thanks for old thread bumps.

hammersavage
07-20-2009, 07:42 AM
They called him that in high school

Marc with a c
07-20-2009, 08:47 AM
i was so popular.

EliSnow
07-20-2009, 08:50 AM
i was so popular.

And, apparently, sticky.

Marc with a c
07-20-2009, 08:55 AM
and fashionable. i was so rad i should've been on cnn.

mikeyboy
07-20-2009, 09:39 AM
No No...I do that.

I was just talking about how the show this Friday is being "Presented by RonFez.net"

Barb asked if they could promote the show on our site. I said they could, and they apparently have plugs for rf.net on all of the fliers posted around the village. I'm okay with it.

JerseyRich
07-20-2009, 09:45 AM
Barb asked if they could promote the show on our site. I said they could, and they apparently have plugs for rf.net on all of the fliers posted around the village. I'm okay with it.

I think it's cool. I'm not complaining.

hammersavage
07-20-2009, 10:21 AM
Barb asked if they could promote the show on our site. I said they could, and they apparently have plugs for rf.net on all of the fliers posted around the village. I'm okay with it.

Nothing gets the queers out like ronfez.net

ToiletCrusher
07-20-2009, 10:22 AM
Barb asked if they could promote the show on our site. I said they could, and they apparently have plugs for rf.net on all of the fliers posted around the village. I'm okay with it.

post a copy of the bill.

Hottub
07-20-2009, 10:29 AM
post a copy of the bill.

:nono:

http://citynoise.org/upload/3188.jpg

ToiletCrusher
07-20-2009, 10:31 AM
Well played.

mikeyboy
07-20-2009, 10:35 AM
post a copy of the bill.

Haven't seen it yet.

Fallon
07-20-2009, 10:39 AM
http://i29.tinypic.com/1424hed.jpg

ToiletCrusher
07-20-2009, 10:40 AM
nice

mikeyboy
07-20-2009, 10:42 AM
http://i29.tinypic.com/1424hed.jpg

cool

Friday
07-20-2009, 10:44 AM
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy093.gif

sailor
07-20-2009, 10:51 AM
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-happy093.gif

congrats!

Friday
07-20-2009, 10:53 AM
congrats!

thanks, mister!

the funny thing is, i am actually running back and forth like that in my apartment...

ChrisTheCop
07-20-2009, 10:56 AM
thanks, mister!

the funny thing is, i am actually running back and forth like that in my apartment...

sharing is caring.


edit: Congradgamucations!!!!!

sailor
07-20-2009, 11:03 AM
thanks, mister!

the funny thing is, i am actually running back and forth like that in my apartment...

so jealous!

RhinoinMN
07-20-2009, 11:16 AM
I feel like I have caught the underdog virus.

mikeyboy
07-20-2009, 11:53 AM
I feel like I have caught the underdog virus.

Did your skin tone changing gradually or all at once?

EliSnow
07-20-2009, 11:54 AM
Did your skin tone changing gradually or all at once?

Who are you responding to?

Hottub
07-20-2009, 11:56 AM
Did your skin tone changing gradually or all at once?

:laugh:

Marc with a c
07-20-2009, 11:58 AM
underdog is the donna chang of ronfez.net.

RhinoinMN
07-20-2009, 12:00 PM
Did your skin tone changing gradually or all at once?

Who are you responding to?

Shit. It is worse than I thought.

sailor
07-20-2009, 12:20 PM
i can't believe no one responded to the softball fokker lob.

mikeyboy
07-20-2009, 12:35 PM
i can't believe no one responded to the softball fokker lob.

I was going to post "your wife", but I was worried that it would be construed as a vagina joke.

sailor
07-20-2009, 12:36 PM
I was going to post "your wife", but I was worried that it would be construed as a vagina joke.

that was the line i was expecting. never considered that angle.

underdog
07-20-2009, 12:50 PM
I feel like I have caught the underdog virus.

I thought you meant aids.

underdog is the donna chang of ronfez.net.

This took me a while to get.

lleeder
07-20-2009, 12:52 PM
Moves slow? He makes moves slower than Bobby Fischer.

mikeyboy
07-20-2009, 12:56 PM
Hmmmmm. No one noticed.

Hottub
07-20-2009, 01:09 PM
Quite a lovely shade.

A.J.
07-21-2009, 03:53 AM
Hmmmmm. No one noticed.

That may be a first.

hammersavage
07-21-2009, 06:16 AM
Ok, I can't move my neck. It started to be painful halfway thru yesterday and now its full on shot. I think I have a pinched nerve or something

epo
07-21-2009, 06:26 AM
Ok, I can't move my neck. It started to be painful halfway thru yesterday and now its full on shot. I think I have a pinched nerve or something

Suck it up, Sally!

hammersavage
07-21-2009, 06:28 AM
I'd like to publicly deny any self fellating rumors.

Zank yu

EliSnow
07-21-2009, 06:36 AM
I'd like to publicly deny any self fellating rumors.

Just the self-fellating ones?


Cocksucker.

Marc with a c
07-21-2009, 06:36 AM
I'd like to publicly deny any self fellating rumors.

i figured that's why you haven't found a job yet.

hammersavage
07-21-2009, 06:40 AM
Hey, look whose u worked

epo
07-21-2009, 06:40 AM
Lying to us is fine, lying to yourself is a shame.

Marc with a c
07-21-2009, 06:48 AM
to bad your you doesn't work.

sailor
07-21-2009, 09:27 AM
Ok, I can't move my neck. It started to be painful halfway thru yesterday and now its full on shot. I think I have a pinched nerve or something

sounds like your neck got hs-ed.

Gvac
07-21-2009, 11:43 AM
It means one less stalker for me so of course I voted "Yes."

That attention whore is probably perusing this board daily hoping to see if his name has been mentioned so I won't give the satisfaction of posting in that thread.

lleeder
07-21-2009, 11:48 AM
It means one less stalker for me so of course I voted "Yes."

That attention whore is probably perusing this board daily hoping to see if his name has been mentioned so I won't give the satisfaction of posting in that thread.

If you have a problem with me you could have said so.:unsure:

mikeyboy
07-21-2009, 11:52 AM
Fuck you, Wendall.

lleeder
07-21-2009, 11:53 AM
Fuck you, Wendall.

Now I've changed my mind. Don't say so.

mikeyboy
07-21-2009, 12:14 PM
I'm not going to post at all in that thread because I'm worried it will end up one of those Special Olympics type things where everyone's a winner.

lleeder
07-21-2009, 12:17 PM
Thanks boss just got the call.

JerseyRich
07-21-2009, 12:19 PM
I'm not going to post at all in that thread because I'm worried it will end up one of those Special Olympics type things where everyone's a winner.

You're giving us way too much credit.

hammersavage
07-21-2009, 05:26 PM
Can we please just stop that? Like now

CofyCrakCocaine
07-21-2009, 06:03 PM
to bad your you doesn't work.

you are a man of words that are made up of great.

RhinoinMN
07-21-2009, 06:06 PM
Can we please just stop that? Like now

Your hammersavaging talents have finally failed you.

biggirl
07-21-2009, 06:16 PM
rhino, are you lonely now that all your buds went to bed? maybe TC will be around soon.

RhinoinMN
07-21-2009, 06:17 PM
rhino, are you lonely now that all your buds went to bed? maybe TC will be around soon.

He's here

biggirl
07-21-2009, 06:18 PM
He's here

is he mad at you for calling him a whore?

epo
07-21-2009, 06:26 PM
Can we please just stop that? Like now

Shouldn't you be losing wagers somewhere?

hammersavage
07-21-2009, 08:20 PM
Shouldn't you be losing wagers somewhere?

I bet on you not being a faggot and lost. Thanks.

ToiletCrusher
07-21-2009, 08:22 PM
And I lost on you finding work.

hammersavage
07-21-2009, 08:23 PM
That's just a dumb bet. And i found work genius

epo
07-21-2009, 08:24 PM
That's just a dumb bet. And i found work genius

Towel boy in a gay bath house isn't a job. It's a lifestyle choice.

ToiletCrusher
07-21-2009, 08:24 PM
Then what the hell are you doing on here so late?

hammersavage
07-21-2009, 08:26 PM
Towel boy in a gay bath house isn't a job. It's a lifestyle choice.

I get paid in jizz

ToiletCrusher
07-21-2009, 08:28 PM
I get paid in jizz

How much so far?

One pint?

hammersavage
07-21-2009, 08:33 PM
Oh fuck you TC you son of a bitch thread stealing prick

ToiletCrusher
07-21-2009, 08:39 PM
I am far less concerned with my thread titles than you.

PapaBear
07-21-2009, 09:38 PM
I've gotta go with TC's thread. Not only was he first, but you never, NEVER point out the fact that woman has entered a new decade in her birthday thread title!:nono:

sailor
07-22-2009, 05:12 AM
I've gotta go with TC's thread. Not only was he first, but you never, NEVER point out the fact that woman has entered a new decade in her birthday thread title!:nono:

and both of the moes had to mention gvac in someone else's b'day thread. for shame!

sailor
07-22-2009, 05:23 AM
wendy williams looks like a less feminine rupaul.

RhinoinMN
07-22-2009, 06:23 AM
I'm not going to post at all in that thread because I'm worried it will end up one of those Special Olympics type things where everyone's a winner.

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg126/RhinoinMN/MOSTPOSTS.jpg